(PopePollodefloculating the soup of the surreal,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:03,
archived)
Well
I hope searing gas pain is involved
(JeruWar and Piss,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:03,
archived)
Woo!
Landru, help me Landru!
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:03,
archived)
i say, jolly good stuff
I met a rather nice christain last night, he was very proud of the fact that he was still a Virgin. Not a bad looking fella, and really funny so must have been belief driven. that or an amazing plan to get women to constantly take his V-plates away.
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:04,
archived)
It'd work
I used to collect virgins.
(no seriously, I've got ten.)
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:15,
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can you trade them in for something once you've got ten?
(plentyofantsmore ghee, vicar?,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:21,
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Yes
An Extra Virgin! Like the olive oil.
Has two hymens, one made of a Lycra-Cotton mix.
(PopePollodefloculating the soup of the surreal,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:23,
archived)
I've claimed my free box of 'god you were a slut in high school'
And it's lovely, thank you.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:24,
archived)
I only got a mug
bah
Edit: my hot chocolate coffee mix is making me feel wierd. The coffee wants me to be awake but the hot chocolate wants me to sleep.
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:28,
archived)
It's time for a DVD/ Book in bed
That way if you fall asleep you're comfy :-)
Right, the J is now smoked, and I am actually going to go to bed now. Nighty night little fluff bunny.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:31,
archived)
Night
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:32,
archived)
now that's rather good now, isn't it
does it work like the tripods' caps?
(plentyofantsmore ghee, vicar?,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:12,
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Scorpius' brother
Perchance?
(Woodgieis back, but for how long?,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:24,
archived)
(The NevilleWhat what what,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:33,
archived)
Slap the back of your head. It always works for me.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:34,
archived)
I know a guy that fell over (drunk) & his eye popped out
/fact
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:36,
archived)
What did he do?!
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:36,
archived)
tripped and fell whilst drunk
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:37,
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OMG LIKE REALLY?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:38,
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Pffft!
*pokes with stick*
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:38,
archived)
walked back to the pub & got them to call an ambulance.
The next time I seen him, one of his mates was stating that he wished he was there when it happened so he could fuck the hole in his head. /another fact
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:38,
archived)
Is he a b3tan?
His mate I mean- he sounds like one of ours.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:39,
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nah,
he is an illiterate crane driver with a bad case of short angry man syndrome. Nice guy though
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:41,
archived)
Ah, one of my best mates is a short angry man.
When I say angry I mean actually rather frightening, I think we should probably start running now before he sees us.
Bless him.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:43,
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*runs*
*falls over & eye pops out* *gets fucked in the eye socket by CW's mate* Damn.
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:45,
archived)
Ah, I don't think he's a secret socket sexer.
TBH, I'm the more likely one to shag your head- if I was a bloke I'd definitely want to try.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:47,
archived)
you can always develop a bad steroid habbit & use an 8" clit?
And yes, I am quite flattered that you would do my sockets:)
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:48,
archived)
That's tonights wank sorted then.
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:50,
archived)
Oh please imagine me windmilling it.
Whilst smoking a big cigar and wearing an oversized fedora.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:51,
archived)
You've spoilt it now!
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:53,
archived)
*windmills*
*winks*
Oh, and I should be humming the evergreen classic 'S Club Party'
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:54,
archived)
Put on a Rachel Stevens mask and it's back on!!!!
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:57,
archived)
My face is much better than hers.
It's not the same colour as my hair, for a start.
I'll wear a lucha mask and you'll like it.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:57,
archived)
I had to google that!
Anything that will cover your face is good ;P
*runs*
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:00,
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Pfft.
Where in Sheffs? I'm from Nether Edge and my aunt lives in Hallam.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:02,
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Herdings.
Top 'o' the world! No watter here!
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:03,
archived)
Ahhh, you're lucky man.
My Grandma's in Chesterfield- she's on the top of a hill, but she can't go and get any more food or owt- thank fuck she's got a full freezer.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:04,
archived)
Fish fingers FTW!
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:08,
archived)
Fish fingers FTDuration!
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:09,
archived)
Haha!
Offskies now!
Laters Hun.
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:11,
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Night!
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:13,
archived)
END OF THE WORLD
(Kobahttp://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:35,
archived)
yay
i live in sheff too!
(Super SaladinTheres tiberium growing in my garden!,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:17,
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*opens door*
Oi do you mind, I'm on the vinegar strokes in here
*slam*
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:57,
archived)
S cluuuuuuuuuub...
*glompage* hello lovely.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:58,
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guten abend
I'm off to bed in a sec
Got all naked and hairy
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:01,
archived)
Oooh I say
I'm off to bed too. I'm neither naked, nor hairy.
I am wearing a £125ish pair of jeans though, and I've got my dinner on them.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:03,
archived)
125 quids!! (no quid sign on this keyboard)
Blimey - and you let Manwife cum on them??
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:07,
archived)
Bleurgh.
It is neither Christmas, nor his birthday.
Which is this time next week.
Gah.
(and yes, they're designer. Don't worry, I didn't buy them.)
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:10,
archived)
I've never owned a piece of clothing that expensive....
Anyway, going to knock one out and go to bed
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:18,
archived)
Now there's a plan
Night all....
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:21,
archived)
*looses erection forever*
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:58,
archived)
looses?
drawstring?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:59,
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bah, fucking spelling
off back to school with me. And not just to kidnap children this time.
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:00,
archived)
You just going to kill them in situe?
Bindun.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:03,
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nah, I need to think of a new angle
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:04,
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From under the floorboards!
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:05,
archived)
By Jove I think you've got it!
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:06,
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*claps*
I'm sure they'll appreciate the inventiveness.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:07,
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I don't think I could walk with one of them.
Imagine the agony/ecstasy.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:50,
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*imagines*
*spluffs*
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:52,
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Nooooo, it'd be more on the painful side.
Clitorisisisises (ae?) are delicate thingumybobs, my dearie.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:53,
archived)
as I said...
*imagines* *spluffs*
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:06,
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Testing, testing
badgers bastwank frying pan cow Serbia Rob Manuel
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:09,
archived)
Years ago
a mate of a mate told me about a matey (you get the idea, down the pub like) that caught gonorrhea in his eye socket. He had a false eye ya see, apparently used to take it out so his boyfriend could use the socket as an orifice.
(nelRoland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:58,
archived)
Got blind drunk?
/sorry
(nelRoland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:41,
archived)
You're forgiven, but only just.
So just think on mister/ missus/ genius cat that can use a computer
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:45,
archived)
*genuis cat gleees*
(nelRoland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:00,
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AAAARGH
(g0atchildIs back and has been away since,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:34,
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FLOPPY PENIS EYES!
AAAAAAARRRGH!
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:34,
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I closed my floppy penis eyes
Drew back the curtain (aaah)
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:36,
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Can't see for certain
cos my eyes work poo
(chenobblerocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:15,
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Much as he hated arguments or any kind of unpleasantness,...
...Ron Shir thought things had gone too far when, returning from a weekend in Clapton, he found that his neighbour had trimmed the enourmous hedge dividing their gardens into the shape of a human leg.
Enraged and envious beyond belief, Ron seized his garden shears and clipped his white poodle Leo into a coffee table. "That'll fix it," thought Ron, but he was wrong.
The following Wednesday his neighbour had his bushy waist-length hair cut and permed into a model of the Queen Elizabeth and went sailing. Everywhere he went, people said "Hooray!"
Sometimes you just can't win.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:53,
archived)
(THIRTY-TWO- Sputnik -,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:30,
archived)
I concur
with this endorsement of an agreement with this statement.
(Chricois a bounder and a cad,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:30,
archived)
i have found
that this concurment is in violation of district code 9.16.5.7.2 (paragraph [c]) and therefore must close down this argument for fear of dangerous chevrons appearing
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:35,
archived)
Yeah, .bmp is much more suitable ;)
(Shuya NanaharaSayonara,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:30,
archived)
Though what if it was pocketable like a small avatar, but extremely sturdy like a windows background? It would be like throwing a ball bearing! A fucking 3 meg ball bearing raining down on someone's head! But with a picture of something on it. And 2 dimensional.
(Shuya NanaharaSayonara,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:40,
archived)
You could, like, store it in a tangible jpeg preview
Then activate it from a great height above someone's head.
edit: You're lucky you have a fanny. People* will be nicer
*hetrosexual males
(DixipoosBye Bye Blackbird,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:35,
archived)
The image is fine,
it's just a little large. If you click "switch to image mode" when you next post a new image you can upload the image to b3ta's server and your picture will automatically be thumbnailed if it's too big.
there is an FAQ that should help you to understand filesize. You shouldnt have anything over 250kb. In fact the smaller the better. Not sure what software you are using but you should have saved it as a jpg as the file should compress a lot better than png. May be worth editing your post and replacing it with a smaller file as Im getting a bit scared by the angry people around here. Best not to bait them ;)
(sPUNKerdo your pictures for nothing get abuse for free,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:39,
archived)
50k for images
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:44,
archived)
ooops
head is in anim mode soz
(sPUNKerdo your pictures for nothing get abuse for free,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:46,
archived)
Welcome to grey-area country.
So long as an image is suitably optimised it's fine. Most of the time that means it's under 50kb.
(JahledThree shades of black,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:33,
archived)
Are you related to Joe90?
Also: BIGGER!
(Paster of Muppetsis an incredible screen name,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:33,
archived)
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:33,
archived)
Stick around and you'll soon get the hang of it.
(nelRoland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:34,
archived)
:)
love that film, although not quite sure how it got the cult status it seems to have (worked in an office for 5 weeks, and if i have my way that's it for life)
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:37,
archived)
Yep, good film..
and i'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to watch it again over the weekend.
(nelRoland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:45,
archived)
*puts cover sheet on TPS report*
/job is actually writing TPS reports (but called something else) blog
(EDIT - the cut version is a little borked at the end - just fixing it, so the animation might disappear whilst I do. sorry.) (EDIT - sorted. best refresh to see it)
(Cluckneeds a holiday,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:23,
archived)
Woo!
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:24,
archived)
hahaha
christing cock!
(nelRoland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:25,
archived)
holy
cdc batman :-0
arf. have a woo for that :)
(Cluckneeds a holiday,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:30,
archived)
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
wooo
(g0atchildIs back and has been away since,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:25,
archived)
ta
:)
(Cluckneeds a holiday,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:30,
archived)
Hahahahaha
This makes me exceedingly happy!
Woo Yay Hoopla!
(JahledThree shades of black,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:25,
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cheers
and I love ^^^ that animation
(Cluckneeds a holiday,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:31,
archived)
WOO HOO!
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:25,
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thanks
loving your work by the way
(Cluckneeds a holiday,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:33,
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Eeek! *runs away*
Woo!
(Chricois a bounder and a cad,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:25,
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(nelRoland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:27,
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ta
the quo one was the easiest, yet I didn't think it was that good. How wrong I was. I still prefer the domo one, even though it now looks a bit crap by comparison.
(Cluckneeds a holiday,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:36,
archived)
These are aceness!
Woo yay
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:27,
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thanks
gave me something to do whilst waiting for the rain to disappear :)
I'm not doing any more though. I think 3 memes is enough ;)
(Cluckneeds a holiday,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:35,
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that is fecking woo :D
(JecciusSteam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:27,
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ta
been working on this one since Sunday afternoon :-o
(if you click and watch the full version you'll understand why!)
(Cluckneeds a holiday,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:33,
archived)
smash n fabtastic
although the domo link goes to quo
I WANT MY REPRISE!!
(sPUNKerdo your pictures for nothing get abuse for free,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:31,
archived)
thanks for the heads up
fixed :)
(Cluckneeds a holiday,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:32,
archived)
sooper
taa Cluck ;) Was all worth it to see his little paw going for the handle
(sPUNKerdo your pictures for nothing get abuse for free,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:41,
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I have to say, it is my favourite of the 3
which is why it also now resides on my mobile phone and is the animated screensaver for it :-D
(Cluckneeds a holiday,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:49,
archived)
all of these are cocking aces
keep them coming please, woo click :)
(FredAstaireAteMyTapShoesbut he left me this fetching ballgown,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:43,
archived)
nah
It's a trilogy see. 3 is the magic number.
Quit whilst I'm ahead ;-)
but thanks. It's been hard work for a relative beginner at this stuff.
(Cluckneeds a holiday,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:48,
archived)
I'm assuming they too bloody ages
Keep teh anims coming then, you definately have a knack for them : )
(FredAstaireAteMyTapShoesbut he left me this fetching ballgown,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:51,
archived)
If I remember this correctly, then
the domo one took approx 4 hours, the Quo one took approx 3 hours. This latest one has taken about 12 hours from start to finish. Mainly because it is so much longer. Good fun though :)
(Cluckneeds a holiday,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:59,
archived)
That's
fucking ace
(Marty McFlycan't grate cheese without getting angry,
Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:22,
archived)
(Chricois a bounder and a cad,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:21,
archived)
It never rains always pours
meet me under the oak tree
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:22,
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All roads lead to Rome, but only one leads to your door.
We don't have an oak tree
(Chricois a bounder and a cad,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:23,
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why is cheese so tasty if its just mouldy milk?
sorry is that a Sycamore?
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:25,
archived)
There are six s's in Mississippi.
Check the leaves. Are they 10-25 cm long and broad with a 5-15 cm petiole, palmately-veined with five lobes with toothed edges, and dark green in colour?
(Chricois a bounder and a cad,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:29,
archived)
crikey.
(TopUpTheTeayou ain't seen me, right?,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:22,
archived)
why am I looking at your dog?
(Neon BlueAh ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:22,
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Antares!
/edit. And you're using Vista. (I think)
(Woodgieis back, but for how long?,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:22,
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I R LOVING THAT!
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:33,
archived)
fanks guv.
(Woodgieis back, but for how long?,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:46,
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1280x1024 o_O !!!!1
(spartacus_millsand Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:24,
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