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# I call him Otto
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)
# In my head,
I am making the noises like on Rainbow.

.:edit:. - how rude of me, woo and indeed yay, for your octopussie.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Get professional help
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:15, archived)
# You are Charlotte Church
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# *does whatever CC does*
HARD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)
# well
that rules henson out
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:54, archived)
#
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:21, archived)
# is that her?
looks alright, innit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)
# The only discernible talent Charlotte Church has
Is being fat and Welsh. Not necessarily in that order.
img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/08/churchDIGREX140806_650x500.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Jesus!
Count the chins!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
# I honestly cannot stand the woman
She's fat, loud, abrasive, incredibly stupid about pretty much every subject other than money, and thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread.

I watched one episode of her poxy chat show purely because Noel Fielding was on it, and there she was trying to do stand-up that she hadn't written and couldn't perform, a mere ten feet away from one of Britain's best stand-up comedians of the moment.

I want to hit her with a brick.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
#

I want to hit her with a brick.

my p
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Good :)
I'm a big believer in "shock and awe" when it comes to disliking people
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)
# I dislike so few people
So when I do I may as well do it properly;)
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Good.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:37, archived)
# I know naught about her
think I'll keep it like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:35, archived)
# *looks at your profile*
Oh hey, never knew you were Dutch! No wonder you've never heard of her - yes, keep it that way!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:37, archived)
# I've heard her name
but I've never heard any song of hers or saw her on tv

/bonus
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# who was the comedian on?
never watched that show
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# More than a chinese phonebook
/coat
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Bloody heck, she's filled out a lot
since this
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Corsetry does wonders for fat munters
That's what it's for!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
# never worked for me.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# it really doesn't
seriously i remember nearly doing a mr creosote one night in a club when one of the regulars turned round and the rolls of fat followed her ten minutes later. her and her mate always wore corsets, both could put dumbo to shame
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Ouchie
Fair enough lol
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)
# i'll agree
that they work wonders for curvacious ladies, but there's a line between that and fat munters. normally about as thick as a big mac
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Well as a skinny waif
I appreciate the upliftage lol
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# SHITTING CHRIST!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)
# she is up the duff
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Oh god no
IT'S REPLICATING!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:49, archived)
# i'm indifferent about her, but i'd bet my last penny i'd take her over you
shallow i am
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Oh, cheers
What did I ever do to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Thought you wouldn't reply
I don't understand why you felt the need to insult someone you don't know but if it made you feel better about yourself...*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# If it makes you feel any better...
I'd let you and Charlotte fight over me.

Of course, you could both claim me afterwards.

Maybe that wouldn't make you feel any better, but me on the other hand...!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# pot, kettle
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# ^ THIS
"I don't understand why you felt the need to insult someone you don't know"
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# The difference is that CC is open to ridicule
by anyone due to her fame, whereas Spazzcat voiced an opinion and got flamed personally, not remotely in a place she'd never see - by one person, despite almost every other reply agreeing with her.

Believe me, in a choice between the two, the fat Welsh warbler loses by chuffing miles
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
# ;)
Me too
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# You too which bit?
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)
# well
there is a person waiting to come to the world hiding up her mimsy, she's allowed a few pies.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# High velocity spluffage!
wear eye protection.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
# me too now
and its all your fault

and woo to the octopus
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Otto the bush kangaroo?
Or was it flipper?
(Bogbean, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Otto ze Nazi Otter
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)
# I made you a presint
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# HA!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Nice progession
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:21, archived)
# I thank you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:36, archived)
# How rude of me
Lovely octopus sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:34, archived)
# ta! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:36, archived)
# a splendid octopus!
i wish I had the patience to do none-crudely drawn octopususes
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)
# thanks
not too happy about several aspects though, but I'd rather do something new than fix this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] G-robot......
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# /fears
alot. CGI faces always scare me after Lawnmower man.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# My love for CGI was forever ruined after Supersize me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
# well shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Thanks
=D
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Am it hoes-piep ban tiem yet?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bogbean, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)
# I believe it's always hoes-piep ban tiem
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived)
# That bizarre way of writing is as old as the Internet itself
And yet I spluff tea all over my laptop every time I read it.

Sorry - I mean "Tee spluffage ova laptoap tiem"
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)
# it is the ancient and sacred language of kittins
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# I actually have a similar teapot...
(w0rmwood pearl, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Because
Then you wouldn't get an orgasm
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Oh,
I don't think that's quite true... *spaffs*
(w0rmwood pearl, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Heh!
/sexopath
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)
#
se Pa
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Paxopath...?!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)
# As in
I could murder a sage and onion?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Not
heard of stoma sex then?
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# I do this all the time, thanks

/edit RED TEAPOT! Fucking perv!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Now come on,
Some of us prefer red teapots, some prefer a more muted pastel shade, and some of us even like a cafitiere once in a while! We're all God's children. Apart from those wierdos who use melon-ballers.
(w0rmwood pearl, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# At least draw a smiley on it before you woundfuck anyone with it!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)
# oh please
i need something to turn me on, not the same old every night
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)
# at last
drawings I can relate to!

Needs more third rate celebrities though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Paul
Coia please.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Will you marry me please?
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
# *Gasp*
But I'm a girl! That would be disgusting!

Or did you mean Crazy Pete? He is quite hot... Got to love a guy that teams a pink polka-dot bikini top with grey flannels.
(w0rmwood pearl, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Uh-oh - text on a picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
# *sniffs*
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Hang on
Febreeze will go out of business

There's less smoke going on people's clothes!

OH NOES! WE MUST BRING BACK TEH CANCER OF LIFE!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Hehehe
it's true

good evening all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived)
# is this a ning or a noon?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)
# does it matter?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
# My local smells of febreze now
the bogs still stink of piss though
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)
# I think they should ban pissing too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Needs moosic
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)
# World War 2 joke
When the Brits bombed, the Germans took cover
When the Germans bombed, the Brits took cover
When the Yanks bombed, everyone took cover
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# I animated (it's crap) a joke I recently heard
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Awwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:06, archived)
# The one who asks all the questions
Is the best

Edit: His name is Geraldine.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
# The one at The End is my favourite
He has the silliest, cutest little bat face I've ever seen.

I fucking love bats, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 19:35, archived)
# *Chortles*
Hahaha! Thilly joketh
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Thanks
24 people have been found stuck to the ceiling in london. It is believed Irish Terrorists have set off the first No-More Nails bomb.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)
# *cackles alarmingly*
Ver good
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Danke
It killed some time animating that bat one, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# oh dear
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
# pffft!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Hehe
The "The End" part makes it.

Also reminds me of the "tell me again" dog, which is surely a good thing.
(noflashintro >>>Fuster Cluck<<<, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] At last, he perfects the Blair smile...
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They can't call him "dour" any more.
(Bogbean, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:58, archived)
# eeep
It's the Joker.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Night All!
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)
# *looks for option 5*


edit: I realize i need to update my GIF since the 'hide' option now exists
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] The perished mouth-piece gave it away.
(StreetSpirit, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# *informs David Icke*
hehehe woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# David Icke? Informed?
That'll be a first.

Edit: Can you do Prof. Kevin Warwick next?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# but, but, teh lolzards rule teh earth!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Alright then,
whisper...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
# HAHAHA.
ha.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)
# terror?!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# gave what away?
you're the only person who didn't know the truth... we all knew about that AGES ago.

(woo yay)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# fucking hell
it was even leaked in a doctor who episode!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)
# aaargh...top 'shop :]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# kill it with salt.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Taint Face!
Top Shop

edit: He actually has a head like a zombie's shaved scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)
#
Mouth Ring
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)
# oooh
Tom CruiseGordon Brown is a alien!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)
#
BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)
# I read that as
Gordon Brown is a stilton!

which confused me greatly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:17, archived)
# *fears*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)
# "Take your partners for the threestep..."
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# slow slow...quick quick quick..slow
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
in other related news, i just found these.
www.youtube.com/results?search_query=learn+the+robot+dance&search=
links board or not?
truly atrocious
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# instructed
by Brit, Tyson, and Ace. with names like that it's got to be good.
(exyzed, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=etAIJj1w4hY&mode=related&search=

it all goes wrong about 3 minutes in during this one
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)
# ARG
THE MAKE UP!

woo yay... more feet to step on (does not do well when having to do a dance with 'rules')
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Overdone much?
Speaking of which, has that fucking Diana concert finished yet?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# There was a concert where they fucked Diana?!
How did I miss this?!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# I saw none of it, apart from when my missus was watching the Take That pop part of it
and they were singing something about someone being in a hole and wanting them to get out out out... I thought it was a bit inappropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# I saw the bit with Ricky Gervais.
He was on stage, dying in front of an audience of millions. Dying in the stand-up comedian sense, not the literal sense (unfortunately).
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Now, *that* would be TV I'd tune in for
/ so over the 'Extras hype' blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)
# you are no member of the inner necrophilian circle of Rho Omicron Tau
so you weren't informed
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Ah, I see.
Well it's a good thing I have Madeleine in my garage.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# everytime I switched over to that it was always some cnut who couldn't sing


it was piss poor
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# My thoughts exactly.
'She would have appreciated it' - yes, but it's a bit late now she's dead isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)
# it's what she would have wanted.


no, what she would have wanted was to have been dug up.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)
# it goes on for the next 46 days
and then they're going to re-enact her death so that the people can say how the original was better and how you could tell the forced crying was really too forced this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# I thought someone already tried that
in Glasgow...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)
# no one noticed though
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Woo!
does she have 2 fannies?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Yes
And one of them is poisonous
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# And one of them tells the truth...
And one of them always lies....
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Story I heard from an elderly lady in Croatia:
A local farmer had a big cherry tree and kept getting his cherries pinched in the night. He put up a big sign that said, "I have poisoned one of these cherries and only I know which one".

Next morning someone had written underneath "I have poisoned one too, and only *I* know which one".
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Hmm.. could be risky
how many bumholes?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)
# one cavernous one that looks a bit like a harelip sufferer's upper palate
*readies self*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Alright, alright - that's enough....
meh

Edit: You just had to, didn't you?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
# \o/
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
# *mwah*
Dixon, I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)
# *giggles*
oh Mr Gruntfuttock you do say the sweetest things

*fans self*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
Winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# these must be forming quite a pile now :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Don't give him any more ammunition, please
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# That's almost Award © worthy, young man
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Woo woo woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Oh dear... it's awake.


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# O NOES
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Bydo?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# *fertalises*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# aargh! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# I quite like the colouring on that!
Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Ta!
The hands are bloody awful though, I need to practice more.

May try colouring your centurion if I have a spare few hours handy...or not
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# hmm
not my joke but I liked
(schlamniel, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Nice,
but bindun about a week ago methinks.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)
# gay
Is my b3ta virginity gone and I got sloppy seconds :(
(schlamniel, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Woo yay
now someone post the reverse psychology one
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# *spangs*
*hard*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)
#
hctib
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Haha, I read that as "ditch"

EDIT: Heh, that's coz it does say ditch =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# yup
I was going for mirror image... but could only figure out the b d thing... I'll put it right
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# *counters with upside down psychology*
oךosd
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# *counters with HAHAHAH LOLOLR LAMER LOlROFFL!!11!!11!*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Okay, who swapped Dixon's pills again?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# flippin 'eck
that was your first post and it didn't get nearly enough woos.

Woo yay.

You'll never leave... once you get started this is more adictive than crack. Either kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# When you say 'not my joke'
does this mean you didn't make this?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# no
I did the photoshop but the joke ripped off a mate.
(schlamniel, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Hah!
Welcome to postingland!

I think I only saw that joke yesterday, but I can't remember where. Bash, possibly.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Forget Spaceballs
woo!

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
also - Space balls is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# yay
they're jamming the radar
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# go on then
So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)
# That's all we needed...
a Druish princess
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
#
No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# come back here
you fat, bearded bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# And I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
I'm sure I've posted that quote before....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Especially the bit where the guy says "We ain't found SHIT!"
And you realise it's Tuvok...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# ha!
it was, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Scarlet. In pirate boots.
*dies of happiness*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# PS Thank you SmashMonkey
It was the Tricky Troggle I was thinking of :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# *smooshes right back*
no probs, i loved those books! even better than kevin the kitten!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Missed Kevin the Kitten
And I think we only had the trick troggle, but it was excellent! I think my favourite pic in it was him eating the money he found under the floorboards :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# we had about 5 of them
that's the only one i really remember. everyone wanted them, so i was often reduced to reading the mister men books.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Mister Men were also excellent
My favourite was Mr Lazy, cos his face was on the toffee flavour yoghurt *nostalgalises*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# I remember that!!!!!!
*youthenates*
/makes up own words blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# That sounds like a word for killing old people who want to die...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)
# That's what I was thinking!
*kills dying woman*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)
# mr. tickle was best
even as a kid, i had plans for those arms...;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# yes, but
www.b3ta.com/board/7360182
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# I have never read Stig of the Dump
And I don't intend to
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# not for
the first time . . .

cheers JJ! one from the 'to pixel' pile . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# this image badly needs inking
so i can have fun with ma crayons
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# here!

I've inked it badly for you . . .


and have another of JJ's pirates



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# *colours over the lines*
well, while we're at it...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Mmmmmm!
*slaps 'no smoking' sign on her head*




(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Oh my!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# *faints*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# *re-arranges undies*
They were pinching me!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Well stop borrowing them then!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# *returns . . . *


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Actually remarkably true today
*wriggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# *helps pull them out*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)
# mine are
recommended by grannies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Haha
Nicely done
(iwantacone, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# You say that of my drawing skills*?
*lack of skills
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# yay octopi Jack :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# hehe ^this
so cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Finally! :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Brilliumpt!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# D...Y...N..A...M...
Bahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# ha ha!!
woo!


did i miss any SA today?
*has actually been working for once!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Yay!
*cancels subscription to Squirrels in Boots Monthly*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Fab Work, Sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# I liek squiddy thang!
Ning all. will not be typing or posting much for next few days as I have cleverly managed to slice my fingies up with a craft knife.
I am typing this with my winky.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# cut away!
cut away!
cut away Dixie Land
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# whoops
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Try not to catch it between the keys
Emo ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Remind me never to borrow your keyboard.
'ning mate - hope you're feeling better soon*


*Pun mos' def intended =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# *kisses better*
Are there pictures?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Of him cock-typing?
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# I meant of the injury
But that's good too
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# No
Couldn't be arsed to go to hospital. So just steristripped and plastered it up.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Is cock typing like duck typing?
HAHAHAHAaahahahaaa.

Aaaaaahhhh..

hhh..aaahhh..

(never mind)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# you're fired!
and duck typing is horrid too!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Bloody emo kids!
hope you're ok!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# clever dick
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# *ouch*
Get well soon!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Excellent sah!
Didn't you do a Goonies pic before, where they were all hanging from a rope?

Or am I imagining that?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Nope.
That was requested a number of times, but I never did it......at least; I THINK I didn't.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# How odd...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Dangermouse was hanging fromma rope . . .
that was a Braw! pic


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# excellent!
/although it's Sean Astin

nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Supurb!
love that film :D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# I shall ask again Sir Jolly Jack
did you see my tribute?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Had to get this out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# I love it when a Ham comes together
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
#
Farm Ham
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Pffft!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# That's what I said
*acts all innocent and witty*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Dirty ninja swine!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Don't be such a
... pig?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# You boar me
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# stop hogging the puns

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Ham I too late?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# I shoat say sow!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# leave him a loin!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Sod it, I'm going home.
Farrowell!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# lying and water side property management
go hand in hand.....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# I'll have you
...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# *escapes in bus*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Haha, (f)ace!
*tries to resist posting the Mr T picture again*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# do eeet!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# *obeys*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# ain't going on no gig, eh? :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Haha, dead right at the moment.



/needs a new band blog
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# That does make me laff!
in a good way!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Heheh
Is that a posh marquee you're in?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# i aint gettin in no tent, sucka
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Haha, no - just a rather large gazebo =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# You have a Mr T picture?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Heh, I do, from a fancy dress party I went to once.
I'm not surprised you didn't know about it, I don't mention it often, and I've certainly never posted it on the board before =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I have seen it






(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# I know mate, it was a joke...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# i love it when a plan comes together.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# They love rolling in the mud(doch)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# I love it when a ham comes together
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# *wipes mind*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
I love it when a plan comes together muddy puddles.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# so do I§
*splash*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# *Grabs xylophone to play theme music*
*giggles constantly*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wonderful!
*takes lots of bits of pigs...makes sausages*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Awwww
Murdock is so teeny!

Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I ain't going in no barn!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# HAHAHA
Brilliant. WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Once upon a time in advertising world...

Click for bigger and less compressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Ha!
Brilliant!
(kev.cc, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Send him back to the mirror universe!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Oh.....My.....GOD!
It's a tragedy, how will they ever survive??

*perches on seat edge for next installment*

(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# *perches on Chorizo's seat*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# I say!
what have you sprained me lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Her hedge and her bookcase


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# *places drawing pins underneath*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# now that's just plain mean!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# *wriggles*
OI YOU'RE SITTING ON MY WINE GUMS!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# *sits on Chorizo's perch*
*nibbles trill*
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I love you! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Hah, completely hatstand!
Although Inverse Barry Scott looks a bit too much like Antoine Des Caunes (however you spell it, fae Eurotrash)!
(Fudge Monkey never did, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Ooh, controversial!
www.b3ta.com/board/7360105

=D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# He does
Smug bastard
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# that's superb
there's little else to say about it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Haha, Inverse Barry Scott is Ian McShane!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Antoine Des Caunes
!
(Fudge Monkey never did, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# I can see where you're coming from there...
...but I still say Ian McShane =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# There's only one way to find out . . .




(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Bah!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *points and laffs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# *votes Antoine*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# your world is bizarre and full of trifle
can I come and stay?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha
teh anti scott!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# ah, the old 'evil twin with moustache' plot!
those eyes are rather scary
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Poor Scott and Baggot!!
B F
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# WOW
Best. Soap. opera. Ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Nadine doesn't seem that bothered
the dirrrrty mare
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# What an evil inverse bastard!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# haha hatstand! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# I´ve seen that guy in Deadwood.
Also: More!
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# You'll be meaning Ian McShane there I reckon...
www.b3ta.com/board/7360168

Vote for him now!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# hahahaha :)
Strangely, it's called "Oil of Olaz" in Germany.
Looks like someone set their keyboard's language settings wrong ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# roll on ..
the next installment
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# This is great
Woo and yay.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)
# But she didn't say
"Hardly a celebrity price tag" and smirk.

However, this is still vere woo. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# genius!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Ah fuck
antians on the fp. We're all doomed now.
CURSE YOU ANTI-SHEEN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# gnab!
top shit
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)
# erectifying
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Wow
My favourite Beauty Editor.
(Dr GUID, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Looks like someone's cited you
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nadine_Baggott
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Ha ha!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Hahaha.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# *pokes*
herro
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Hello you.
*goes to huggle*

*notices vomit down front*

*thinks better of it*

Y'alreet? I can't help worrying slightly that you were sick when you saw me... =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Ooops
sorry m'dear you're just.....so......beautiful..... *swoons*

hows things? and the loveliness?

(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# but . . . but . . .
I look stoopid wiping you now!

Hang on I'll edit . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Hurrah!
*huggles*

How's it going?

Also: wtf? I've just noticed how far apart the B and P keys are... =D

EDIT: Things is ace, ta! And the loveliness is utterly lovely... =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# hahah yup
www.b3ta.com/board/7360069
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Don't pe
such a bicky pastard!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Sorry poss.
Blease accebt my sincere abologies.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Thass petter


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# *SAUCES UP!*
*group hugs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# aloha
i don't think my fingers and brain are connected this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# try picking your nose . . .
C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# *punches self in eye*
YOU GIT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
try picking my nose instead . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Needs more teeth.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# WOO to the MAX!

HOUPLA!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# I read that in his voice too!
I didn't realise it was burns night the other day!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# hehehe
I do love Sheriff John Bunnell
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Ahem...
Sheriff John Bunnell (Retired).

He doesn't do any real copping amymore, just works as a media whore.
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# oh ok..
Imagine what he must have been like when he was on the job..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)
# big orange faced numpty :)

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
It's made of Win
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

That's fantastic!
(eno, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Fookin gold!
that man's voice could sell anything
especially loved the prosodic "FORGOT" part"
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# IN JAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
He's going all the way to the cop shop for a big slice of JAIL PIE.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# haha!
and hurray for Sheriff John Bunnel
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# That is an FP
And I claim my five pesetas.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# hahaha
that's ace! I love you
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)
# heh
top stuff mate!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# the disturbing thing is
I can imagine actually watching this

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# This is on (fucking) fire!
cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# hahahaha!
needs more fp.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)

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