how long has it been 2:30 for?it seems like literally figeratively ages...
and woo and stuff... nice one... cheetara after the whole thundercats thing didn't work out for her.
(and woo and stuff... nice one... cheetara after the whole thundercats thing didn't work out for her.
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:30,
archived)
feels like a lot longer than that ... said the actress to teh vicaralso - something's broke my interwebs, because your flickr thing isn't working and neither is that JJ pic down there...
also - I want this job:
www.glumbert.com/media/highpower
(also - I want this job:
www.glumbert.com/media/highpower
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:33,
archived)
Bloody hell!Someone hit it! I mean cave its head in!
(
Shuya Nanahara Sayonara,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:34,
archived)
OoooooIt took me a second look before I noticed the reflection :P
(
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:03,
archived)
God im having a bad day , so have a mermaid
Gumuman practising surprise sex on,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:26,
archived)
they lay their eggs in the corner of the roomand then you spunk all over them.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:31,
archived)
Oh you were waiting for that one to come up, weren't you?
Popidge Last ate a kebab on,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:51,
archived)
you need to make itfly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:26,
archived)
heh heh
someone on here made this animation about five years ago from my photos - can't remember who it was now - any takers?
I coulddo with that for transporting this prisoner.
(
moogy boobles,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:35,
archived)
you have trapped the evil!to the carbon chamber with it
( caffeinefreak,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:40,
archived)
Aaaargh Killer bugs!Even the Doctor is there to try to rid us of them... for I spy TARDIS!
(,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:44,
archived)
ROFL!!Regeneration is a sinch! Just swap heads!
(That Pertwee Doctor was on to something there me thinks!)
(,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:51,
archived)
(That Pertwee Doctor was on to something there me thinks!)
Not sure about the heads thing.But a cup o' tea and a slice of cayke? FTFW!
(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:54,
archived)
That's what's technically known as 'Built Of Lots Of Colours'or 'BOLOCs' for short...
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:36,
archived)
loverly!jasper carrott was funny now just runny................poo
(,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:25,
archived)
excellentI can't wait to see Battle Royale!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:25,
archived)
Battle Royale sounds funbut only if it's about fat people fighting in McDonalds
battle royale tunbridge wellsant and dec are fitted with exploding collars which means they cannot pass out the boundry of royal tunbridge wells, they must fight and kill everyone in the town to earn their freedom.
the final twist is if both and and dec are left alive at the end they must fight. only one can leave royal tunbridge well alive.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:30,
archived)
*petitions lawmakers to officially make Ant and dec seperate nationstates*as soon as they're fitted with the collars they will explode *cackle*
(,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:43,
archived)
review of proposed alternate television shows:Frame 1 - This would be good, why are you suggesting that it would be bad in any way. You know you'd love it too.
Frame 2 - This would be ok i think, but needs less cuntface Cowell more cuntface Connoly
Frame 3 - This is a weekday programme. And Jasper Carrot is a cunt.
Woo!
(,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:26,
archived)
Frame 2 - This would be ok i think, but needs less cuntface Cowell more cuntface Connoly
Frame 3 - This is a weekday programme. And Jasper Carrot is a cunt.
Woo!
In the future, Golden Balls will be given a Weekend slotBecause of it's FABULOUS RATINGS.
(,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:29,
archived)
Hahaha!I know which one I'd like to see.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:29,
archived)
This is where smoked bacon comes from. Fact.
He is able to regrow legs, because his father was a newt.
dotmund .co.uk,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:22,
archived)
am i the only one who wants to fuck him in the nose?i think i possibly need chemical castration
(,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:24,
archived)
Both nostrilsDouble penetration baby!
(
Spazzcat jam out with your clam out,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:51,
archived)
i should have thought of that!not this:
b3ta.com/board/7376386
(b3ta.com/board/7376386
new_matt,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:20,
archived)
cracking stuff!That's Monkeon good, that is! Woo!
(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:20,
archived)
hahaha!needs more bonfire in bin as ending !!
(
Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:23,
archived)
this gets a click AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:34,
archived)
yayI used to have some batman pyjamas... although I always imagined superheros would make use of each other's merchandise... they probably get it for free anyway.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:21,
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aaaw superhero related stress!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:34,
archived)
I wishI had such a helpful chin.
Oh, and such great wheels.
Woo! (you mental!)
(Oh, and such great wheels.
Woo! (you mental!)
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:20,
archived)
"Roads"? Where we're going, we don't need........"roads".
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:13,
archived)
ooh, nicesee this? www.b3ta.com/board/7377022
(
Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:14,
archived)
Heh heh :)Nice.
Chloe likes teh pink undies :D
(Chloe likes teh pink undies :D
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:15,
archived)
Where we're going , you won't need eyes to seeWoo!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:15,
archived)
\o/I LOVE Event Horizon... one of teh best films of 1997
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:16,
archived)
It's fantastic.Oh yes.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:19,
archived)
but it's SCAAARRREEEEE! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:39,
archived)
images?where we're going we don't need images...
Back to /talk
(Back to /talk
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:15,
archived)
\o/yay... for some reason it's taking an age to load.
In the mean time - I want to live here:
www.designverb.com/2007/06/11/tunnel-house
(In the mean time - I want to live here:
www.designverb.com/2007/06/11/tunnel-house
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:18,
archived)
wahhhhhhhhh!*disappears into void*
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:20,
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might need gravity thoughwooo
these are great
(these are great
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:15,
archived)
Nice Work, Monsieur Jacques:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:15,
archived)
kat, art, scarlett and pip are likable roguesbut these guys rock my insignificant little world - woo!
(
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:16,
archived)
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Scissors and Glue"){kind=small}
I made this about 10 years agosoz for the crap quality - camera phone.
contains no added humour
(,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:09,
archived)
contains no added humour
can you remember how long it took, if it was ten years ago?
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:44,
archived)
Aye,freebies mentioned that earlier.
I might audition to be their drummer
*prepares for bizarre death*
(I might audition to be their drummer
*prepares for bizarre death*
DogHorse plop,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:10,
archived)
didn't thought you'd saw that*gets stuck inside cocoon*
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:12,
archived)
errrI'm the later bulletin
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:15,
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your bulletin was more in depthmy news was sketchy and featured the word "apparently"
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:17,
archived)
Nice to get confirmation.Cos BBBBBB may have been fibbing.
( DogHorse plop,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:17,
archived)
hahaall these false Blesseds - they cannot fool us!
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:12,
archived)
Blessed should be contractually obliged to do every UK TV advert voiceover. And go back and do all the ones that didn't have him on originally.
(
mozza,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:12,
archived)
PAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:58,
archived)
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Hahahahha Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:18,
archived)
better than my fisrt effortwoo!
(it IS a crossdresser, right?)
((it IS a crossdresser, right?)
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:58,
archived)
We had a physics teacherwho couldn't pwonounce his Rs and Ls pwoperwy.
"pawawewogwam of vetors" was always good for a laugh.
("pawawewogwam of vetors" was always good for a laugh.
DogHorse plop,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:04,
archived)
our physics teacher would always use Ls and Rs as variables in algebraic formulajust so that he could tell us to 'get your Rs out of there' or 'get the L out of there'
He was a twat. And a perv, which made it alright really
(He was a twat. And a perv, which made it alright really
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:07,
archived)
This guy was an alkywith that weird corrugated hair that old people sometimes have.
He'd come back from the pub & bookies after lunch, reeking of whiskey.
(He'd come back from the pub & bookies after lunch, reeking of whiskey.
DogHorse plop,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:09,
archived)
I had a physics teacher who drank vodka in classhe was convinced that MI-5 were after him.
Then 9/11 happened and he mysteriously dissapeared (okay, 6 months passed but it was nice to think that)
(,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:22,
archived)
Then 9/11 happened and he mysteriously dissapeared (okay, 6 months passed but it was nice to think that)
Meh - dick and quirty
Clicky piccy for story!
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:52,
archived)
I tried thembut they chafed.
I took them back and demanded a refund. The chap in my p.c. case told me to get to f*ck.
(I took them back and demanded a refund. The chap in my p.c. case told me to get to f*ck.
Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:56,
archived)
I know!JPG was 199K though!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:57,
archived)
what software are you usingif you save as jpeg, there is almost always a compression slider
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:59,
archived)
jpeg has scaleable compressionit can be whatever size you want - although quality obviously decreases the more you use
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:00,
archived)
yesgifs have frames that work.
(
Well, not quite Will be nice for food,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:57,
archived)
Tired ofyour daily gif slog? Tired of being all pixelly and shite?
Try new jpeg, from Danone! jpeg contains at least 45% of your daily amount of vitamin enhanced bacteria!
jpeg, for a new you!
MMMMMMM. DAANOONE!
(Try new jpeg, from Danone! jpeg contains at least 45% of your daily amount of vitamin enhanced bacteria!
jpeg, for a new you!
MMMMMMM. DAANOONE!
The Neville What what what,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:57,
archived)
Silly bomberTNT cannot hurt Peugeot 504.
(
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:56,
archived)
'noon allI've been making impulse buys in Waterstones
(yes I know you can download it, but it's not the same)
((yes I know you can download it, but it's not the same)
Weetobix,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:57,
archived)
huzzah!I'm in there! Twice!
:D
(:D
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:59,
archived)
niI'm a sexy nun with a Javelin
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:04,
archived)
I'm in there thrice so nyer!! ;P
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:08,
archived)
I'm in there oncebut I didn't get any credit! But I don't mind, because the joke wears thin eventually anyway! YAY!
( Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:28,
archived)
Haynes for all versions of the Cortinawould start paragraphs like...
To get at the underlying component, first scrape away the rust with a screwdriver.
(To get at the underlying component, first scrape away the rust with a screwdriver.
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:58,
archived)
Not been very dry up here the'day
PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:51,
archived)
christthat's rather disturbing
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:52,
archived)
just about to say this ^^ prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:55,
archived)
her pants are falling off bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:52,
archived)
let's have a whip roundto buy new pants
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:53,
archived)
her belly is a giant minge! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:52,
archived)
pffft!Oh god, now I see it!
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:53,
archived)
not like any I've seen, sunshine Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:54,
archived)
you've accidentally swapped the words i've seen and any The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:57,
archived)
not like seen I've any, sunshine?foolish hatking
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:00,
archived)
w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:59,
archived)
And all the people onlypenises.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:56,
archived)
Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell sang about it.The world is just a great big minge...
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:56,
archived)
And pain and fearare the pubes that get stuck between your teeth
( DogHorse plop,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:00,
archived)
Jesus HGet this woman some lard, STAT!
( Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:53,
archived)
Im trying very hard to find that sexy...it's not happening...
Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:54,
archived)
I may have got the proportions wrong somewhere.Such as the height-width one.
( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:55,
archived)
try wanking at the same time? Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:59,
archived)
this is making me think of Thora Hird and her wobbly throat Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:54,
archived)
she should learn to dress proper like.and not starve herself either.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:55,
archived)
Had a go at colouring in a JJ pic
CFB
with a little bit more me style though
Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:46,
archived)
hahahalooks like bucky o'hare 'fanart'
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:48,
archived)
Bucky O'Hare was amazing!and green...
Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:50,
archived)
i did enjoy itdespite being rather too old for it
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:51,
archived)
aH~WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~Gah! The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:50,
archived)
craig thingy off robot wars mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:02,
archived)
the big monkey guy in Bucky used to cry it outi thought it was his catch phrase
until i heard people doing it who didn't have
a clue who Bucky was, and then i was like EH?
and they were like WHA?
and we were like AH!
(until i heard people doing it who didn't have
a clue who Bucky was, and then i was like EH?
and they were like WHA?
and we were like AH!
The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:03,
archived)
I wonder who will be the first to jizz all over a printout of this pictureand post a photo of it.
( Grampa,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:48,
archived)
on your marks......get set...
GO!
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:52,
archived)
skunk tits!skuntits!
skits!
sits!
ss!
(skits!
sits!
ss!
Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:48,
archived)
Come on babyyyyyyyyyy Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:51,
archived)
don't fear the reapertake my hand
( The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:54,
archived)
is colouring someone else's picture worthy of a new thread?not having a go, just asking.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:21,
archived)
And then all their clothes fall off.And he's seen *everything*.
( Grampa,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:43,
archived)
forsooth! :)*clicks again*
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:45,
archived)
Ta!I discovered while writing this that there are incredibly few words in the English language that rhyme with 'Stewart'.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:49,
archived)
a brief journey into childhood memorysupplies the word "Poo-wart"
though I suspect it is unsuitable for your context
(though I suspect it is unsuitable for your context
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:51,
archived)
I think you might be right there.I've just thought of 'heart'... That was a bit of an oversight. Oops.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:54,
archived)
i love these*clicks* like a xmas bug in a beer can!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:57,
archived)
Err...Yes. Just like that. *sidles away slowly*
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:01,
archived)
You know how it is when you......chance upon a source pic that's just screaming out to be 'shopped?
I just couldn't help myself.
(I just couldn't help myself.
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:37,
archived)
*hides*she's got the horridest legs ever.
woo to you though!
(woo to you though!
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:38,
archived)
I was just thinking thatshe has legs like my aunt Lil.
( Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:39,
archived)
Auntie 'bury me in a y-shaped coffin' Lil? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:41,
archived)
my aunt Lil is a 73 year oldvirgin.
153% of the fact*
*it really is
(153% of the fact*
*it really is
Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:44,
archived)
I think it probably started out as a choice...:)
( Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:47,
archived)
ohdefinably not the auntie Lil I'm thinking of about then
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:46,
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Well I do.Look at her- there's more curves on a teenage boy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:42,
archived)
mmmm......teenage boysfuck! shouldn't have said that!
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:43,
archived)
yeh - but which would you rather shag? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:43,
archived)
I've shagged loads of teenage boys in my time.I'm sure another one won't hurt.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:45,
archived)
it would hurt less than the last oneI'd have thought.
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:47,
archived)
Ah, but I've worked it out.I'm not going to struggle this time.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:49,
archived)
Yeahwhat of it?
Sorry, she just looks far too thin for my liking. Like my women with a bit of meat on them.
(Sorry, she just looks far too thin for my liking. Like my women with a bit of meat on them.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:45,
archived)
I find them not unattractivebetter than mine anyway.
How's you cap'n?
(How's you cap'n?
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:40,
archived)
I'm alright.Recovering from realising just how fucking shit my company are. Oh, I was angry.
You?
(You?
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:41,
archived)
I think she's lovely all round Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:41,
archived)
*bokes*Not my type mate. You have her and I'll keep Ms Belucci and Ms Giovanni.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:42,
archived)
Monica Belluci or Belucci or whateverand Aria Giovanni.
And I'd search for the latter with your safe search on.
(And I'd search for the latter with your safe search on.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:46,
archived)
Griffin Savoury is unable to answer your post at the momentI'm currently away from my desk. I will deal with your post when I return.
GS
(GS
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:50,
archived)
*leaves message of happy birthday played with the touchtone* Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:51,
archived)
It certainly felt like my birthday Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:53,
archived)
nsfw!and your understanding of reflective surfaces needs a bit of work :p
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:38,
archived)
is this the queue for the doctor love? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:38,
archived)
lickle figure at the backis either:
a) from star wars
or
b) that bloke with the reflective kettle off ebay
I think
(a) from star wars
or
b) that bloke with the reflective kettle off ebay
I think
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:40,
archived)
naked man from the kettle!!!! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:41,
archived)
Chris Tuckers face is marvellousit's like they are comparing ringpiece diameter and Jackie Chan just won
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:01,
archived)
saw the trailer for the new one before Die Hard on wednesdaythey do work well together
( The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:05,
archived)
You saidHard on
( Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:15,
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. I propose the introduction of smoking tanks - opaque, sealed tanks a bit like isolation tanks, but with pipes extracting the smoke into canisters which can be dumped in the sea. Smokers would be obliged to smoke in these dark boxes to soullessly smoke their cigarettes, devoid of human contact or any real enjoyment.
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wheelybird mreee!,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:35,
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stopping smoking is costing me a fortune i've got from one packet of hooky GV per week, for a fiver, to 20 packets of chewing gum so far (since sunday).
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:36,
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pffft..and then send them off to the specially prepared 're-education' camps!
Oh and don't forget the drinkers as well. And people who eat fast food. And people who drive 4x4s. And maybe anyone else who pisses you off..
(Oh and don't forget the drinkers as well. And people who eat fast food. And people who drive 4x4s. And maybe anyone else who pisses you off..
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:38,
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*sprays chokingcloud of drink and burger all throughout the room into people's noses*
( The Neville What what what,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:40,
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hahahaPlease TheNeville! Stop gromulating up all over everyone.
( We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:44,
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if everyone who smokes takes a harmonica to the pub and plays that instead of smoking...
...well, the suicide rate would go up.
(,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:44,
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...well, the suicide rate would go up.
you're not wrong*takes long drag on harmonica*
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:45,
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mmmcreate your own localised fug
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:35,
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yes!I'll have one of them please. And a pint of stella, together with the anti-violence rubber foam kit to stop myself from punching people
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:36,
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I went to a gig in the Camden Palace on mondayMy first gig smoke free.
The place stank of raw sewage.
(The place stank of raw sewage.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:37,
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well, if you insist on going to camden.... mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:38,
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I wanted to see Oxbow!As it turns out, it was just the oxbow duo again. Hey, at least it's Eugene.
This is Eugene www.smother.net/interviews/images/oxbow_live1.jpg
(This is Eugene www.smother.net/interviews/images/oxbow_live1.jpg
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:38,
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that confused me as much as a killerkitti post :) mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:45,
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You love it.Embrace the confusion. You're a scared little girl. Cry for me. Cry for me bitch.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:47,
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Camden smells of shit generallyit's how I know I've got home when I've been on holiday, I get off the tube and take a lungfull of good old Camden shit-smell then I go to the Mixer
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:42,
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Is the Dev still about?I dread to think what that place smells like smoke free.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:44,
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Yeahbut I'm not goth enough these days to go in
"too much of a hippy", apparently. Pretentious gother-than-thou cunts.
("too much of a hippy", apparently. Pretentious gother-than-thou cunts.
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:46,
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They are cunts.Utter, utter cunts.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:47,
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For a subculturesupposedly based on accepting those who are different, goths are a bunch of arrogant cnuts sometimes.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:48,
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my ex-missus used to go in there when she lived in londonyou last sentence sums her up perfectly.
oh, is it true that london can no longer be refered to as "the smoke"?
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:50,
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oh, is it true that london can no longer be refered to as "the smoke"?
we go to quinn's insteadbecause it's not, you know, the dev.
( fross Read your email on,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:51,
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Which is fair enough.I tend to go to the Worlds End, just for ease.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:52,
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I like the big room in thereQuinn's is worth it for a cozy environment and a good selection of belgian and dutch beers, including a bunch of fruity ones. Nice seating too.
I've not been to any pubs since the smoking ban, so not sure how they've changed.
(I've not been to any pubs since the smoking ban, so not sure how they've changed.
fross Read your email on,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:56,
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Actually that reminds meScreen 6 of the Holloway Odeon (where they are showing Die hard 4.0 at present) smelt so badly of ass on Wednesday I was compelled to write and complain. It smelt like people had been shitting in there for weeks.
Come to think of it, being Holloway, they probably have.
(Come to think of it, being Holloway, they probably have.
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:45,
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OH MY GOD.Pfft.
The only upsetting thing about that is the container- my granddad keeps his snuff in a a silver pot, and collects snuff boxes too.
(The only upsetting thing about that is the container- my granddad keeps his snuff in a a silver pot, and collects snuff boxes too.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:43,
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I have a snuff box. :)I tried out snuff for a short time once. It's trendy in the Nordic places.
It's not bad, but it didn't do anything for me.
wheelybird mreee!,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:45,
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I like the smellreminds me of my granddad.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:48,
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When wereyou a norseman?
Or were you a Viking?
VIKING DIRECT! Do they deliver parcels or 'owt like that?
(Or were you a Viking?
VIKING DIRECT! Do they deliver parcels or 'owt like that?
The Neville What what what,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:56,
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oh eight hundred double oh TEN SIXTY SIX!
( The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:58,
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Oh its just tobacco in there honest guv...:)
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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:03,
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hahaha :Dis it hash bombers proof?
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:42,
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denizens please :)hope you don't mind
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:30,
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heh heh.Nice.
New Freakshow in the works at this moment.....
(New Freakshow in the works at this moment.....
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:34,
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WOO!most splendid, i'd like to see this inked and a desolate wasteland in the background.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:30,
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FantasticI really love the sequential art at the moment. Please do lots more!
(,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:37,
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DamnitI come back to b3ta and get reminded again how little talent I have when other people have so much. Bah!
Most woosome though. Makes me sing Magical Trevor... "he saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, yeah, yeah!"
(,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:43,
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Most woosome though. Makes me sing Magical Trevor... "he saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, yeah, yeah!"
HAH!i loved that bit! even his eyes melt!
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:30,
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the best part of the whole filmgif'd for our pleasure and edification - woo!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:49,
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HA!(While we're memeing... Is THIS ipod accessory Teh Fear or what...?
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collapsibletank procreates,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:28,
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it's definitely the fearit's also definitely shit
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:31,
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A not unreasonable opinion, I'd wager.But for "only" twenty five quid it's a snip!
( collapsibletank procreates,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:33,
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for 25 quidi could get a whole variety of things that would be more worthwhile than that
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:34,
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True.About five bags of sand, for example.
( collapsibletank procreates,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:35,
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SAND!:)
oddly, i was going to make a list of things i'd prefer to spend 25 quid on, but i couldn't think of anything...
(oddly, i was going to make a list of things i'd prefer to spend 25 quid on, but i couldn't think of anything...
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:36,
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Spend twenty quid on sandand then a fiver on a bucket and a spade.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:37,
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