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# Poor Rick - his Etch a Sketch won't erase...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:39, archived)
# mug of tea plus that post
= wet keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Glad I wasn't the only one
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)
# still chortling.

will be for some time I imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
FP THIS NOW
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)
# BWAH-HAHAHAH
^this
(fred foobar Yeah, whatever..., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# My laptop
is now covered in cola...


WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)
# hahah
he's never gonna give that up
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)
# ha ha ha
this thread was already one of my favorites today, this makes it official.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
*wipes monitor*

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Edit: Lopan likes to sing as well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Nice knife Mr Burton
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Hi cockalorum
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Goatse!
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooh!
*waits for the linky to fuck your webrowser*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Nah, I'm not that mean
It crashed my computer the last time :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:46, archived)
# oooooooooooh what was it what was it??
PLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEASE DO IT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
#
www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:49, archived)
# yay thank'ee!
*destroys the working lives of colleagues*

EDIT: aaaaah i'm so sad, i just clicked it myself and sat smiling for a couple of minutes. he's such a li'l cutey
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:50, archived)
# it doesn't do anything on mine!
feels left out

or part of a massive joke
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# what? nothing happens at all?
you are soooooooooo missing out, it's the coolest thing on the internet, all the cool kids are clicking it.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# well, I get an erection
but nothing more
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Arrrggghhhhh!
Can't believe I just clicked that!!!

o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)
# never gonna cum in your eyes
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Best thing today
if not ever...

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
# ^this^
Nobody should ever post on this /board again simply to keep that at the top for ever.

EDIT although tigers on missiles does have its own unique charm
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Silly Rick!
Everyone knows you have to hold it over your head!
That's why you're supposed to "put your hands in the air, shake 'em like you don't care"
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Pfft
Much silliness. *click*

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
# lol wut?
does not compute
RIS
I don't get it
huh?
*feels left out*
errr....
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# haha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:51, archived)
# FLAPSCHLONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Never gonna give, never gonna give..
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# hahahaha
this is fucking magic in so many ways
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# superb.
*click
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Good stuff.
But I thought it was George Francis off Robot Wars to begin with.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
Wooo! Nice FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:09, archived)
# hehe
worst. dancer. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:51, archived)
# I work with a chap called Rick Astley
100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:16, archived)
# better
(kunti lala if we can't be free can we at least be cheap., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# RIS!
TOAP!

Still needs more kittunz
(FuriKitten Sig Removed for being shite, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# frankly, no
this did not need to be in a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# ^
Thread Nazi
(kunti lala if we can't be free can we at least be cheap., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# are you serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Why doesnt it need its own thread?
was it something he didnt make? was it something he posted before? is it too big?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# TITS / GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# What Aphex said
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# what?
"thread nazi"?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# THREAD NAZI
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)
# damn you!
if i want to sew my buttons on with wool i will!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)
# USE ZE JEWHAIR LIKE WE TELL YOU TO.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Needs More Capitals, methinks
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)
# YARN FASCIST

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
# TWINE COMMUNIST
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:39, archived)
# ROPE DESPOT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)
# STRING TYRANT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)
# CABLE TZAR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:53, archived)
# CORD EMPEROR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# SILK OLIGARCH
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)
# STRAND BOLSHEVIK
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)
# damn you ninja woman!
and damn you barnsey too!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# *adopts ninja pose*
Mwahahahahaha!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)
# *hoofs in the mimsy*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
# *ninjaly avoids*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)
# *adopts Buffalo Stance*
prepare for the beat down in a very early 90s Bristol style
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# *lands on back in the
style of charlie brown when lucy whips the football
away at the last second just as he's about to kick it*

bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)
# I thought that said 'ninja pope'
Ninja Pope for adoption!

Free to good home!

Stealth benedictions a speciality!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
# pffft
"stealth benedictions"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Seen this?
www.myimager.com/open.php?f=0
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# even better
if it was in the original thread

but I've got all day to be on b3ta, so I couldn't really give a toss
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# *psssst*
you might want to move that
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# nope...piss poor in fact
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# maybe stick it in the existing thread
rather then starting a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# well -- erm -- no.
as an aside - does that show up as magenta on other people's screens? I've just stuck a new graphics card in and I'm worried.

Thank you all - and boo nay for salmon pink!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)
# it's more peachy than magenta
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Distinctively pink
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Definately not magenta
FAIL!

Doesn't have three hairs per ball either
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)
# doesn't have balls
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Double Fail!
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)
# nope it's a salmon pink colour

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)
# ooooh la de da salmon pink!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
# ha ha ha ha,
girl
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Before or after astaxanthine?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)
# do what with a what now?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Sorry - irritating Brid's Eye advert
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# *looks at colour chart*

i think it's pantone 316a
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Nah, it's not even vaguely magenta.
/can't quite believe I'm answering this question blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)
# it's blue
your graphics card mmust be borked
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)
# no magenta here
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
# looks more or less like
#FF7777 to me
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] First post compo entry...


Been lurking for a while, thought it was about time I joined in :o)
(Cyril the Squirrel is not a real squirrel, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Nicely
the board doesn't bite does it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
#
*bites*
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)
# *sprays*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:37, archived)
# :)=
welcome new rodent!
THEY'RE TAKING OVER! *calls pest control*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)
# *chews through phone cable*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# *defenestrates mink snacks*
FETCH!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# *chases*
SHIT! tricked again!

*poos in the raisin bran*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)
# *makes compliment about crunchiness*
*fetches more coffee*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# What's going on with the n00bs these days?
They're all good! And polite!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# they've heard of your new regime!
leading with an iron fist and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Word spreads - good!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# you know what else spreads and is good?
did i really just type that?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)
# utterly butterly?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)
# YES!
yes

that
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Marmalade?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
# yes
I would go for Marmalade... I prefer raspberry jam, but I find a selection is preferable at breakfast, rahter than sticking with one preserve.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Utterly Butterly
UGH Weewee
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I'm still a little ragged at the edges!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Heh heh
I was goint to post sthng to that effect, but someone got me with the mindpiss last time I did.

*avoids*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Don't say that!
You'll jinx it!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# the bad ones tend to surface on wednesdays it seems

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)
# nice
though I don't think baboons' hands look like that

I imagine they are all shrunken, leathery and wrinkled, like Thora Hird's lady parts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# *boke*

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# lully! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# A flier for a local gig.
Any opinions? Constructive criticisms?

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Needs more self-removing trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# EAST GRINSTEAD MASSIVE!!!
Seriously though, he has no face
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)
# "aim"
needs to be replaced with
"that"

just kidding. it's very nice and all bases seem to be covered.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)
# MINKY!
how's married life?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# PUCLoJ!
so far it's been totally frickin' awesome!
thanks for asking
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# YAY
I'm totally gleeful for you... happy happy people.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)
# yeah, that wears off after a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# indecent proposal eh?
*rigs this weeks lotto*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# *gives a million pound for a night with your new bride*

Hazzar!

*gets taken to the cleaners by mrs thor, loses the lot ends up pennyless*

i think there is a lesson for all of us there.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# *BASSES*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# *joins in on lead guitar*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# like it
.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# needs better bands
apart from that all good
(Cluster, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Damn your duck pond!
Superb response, sir.

I'd click if I could.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# thank you kindly
one day i will make a worthy photoshop to post
(Cluster, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# you can't play a guitar without hands


nicely
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I tend to use a guitar strap when I'm standing too
But it is good. Better than most fliers I've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)
# yup ^^ :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Good spot...
I shall pencil one in. Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Nottingham has a one armed busker who plays guitar.
Ok, he has ONE hand, but he still plays a lot better than I do with two!

He's very impressive.
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)
# ooh cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# JJ Killed?
you mean no more Yiff pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# *mourns*
and SA was coming to such a cliffhanger
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# O_O
The horror!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)
# erm...
that man doesn't have a face..? A nice big smiley face would help it out no end.

aside from that - I likes it.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Heh heh
Now all he needs is a CDC and all is done!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# TRUTH
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I like it

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)
# The guitar body seems a bit small.
Unless, of course, it's a small guitar* - in which case, Rock On, Tommy. Mighty fine.

*or a large guitarist
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)
# I may have a gaggle of attractive ladies on saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Cor!
Castleford won't know what's hit it.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Yeah, I thought that...
But it's meant to be Josh Homme - and he's a large fellow!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Well then I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)
# WEEIILLLLL
Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:37, archived)
# ar
I like a nice tight font
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# ..needs more..
Flap\Blessed\Fear\Quo etc.
(eviluncledon quit lurking to post this on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)
# RIS!
Lol TOAP.

needs more kittunz
(FuriKitten Sig Removed for being shite, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# EVERYONE DIE.
There, I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)
# [Abstr...]


CFFH
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# a kangaroo sexing a snorlax with it's legs
i'd be great at the rawshark test.

[edit] 'cept it's not a snorlax. wrong pokemon. it's the one that looks like a tapir with a cock for it's nose
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Cocknosemon?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# much researching later
drowzee
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)
# It took me literally a minute to make this

I hope you put that much effort into yours
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# DrZaarlon Does Not Approve Of This Sarcastic Remark.
[you cheeky skamp/oldtimer]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I want to play the inner ring on a music box.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)
# ...
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# this is why Kenny Baker ended up as R2D2
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Hahaha
you daft bugger :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# ha ha ha
the Crankies must be hard up for work...

Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# hehe, just before Clive got found out
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)
# CLIVE!!!!
where have you been hiding you cute little fluffball
*stritches*
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# hahahaha
aren't you a little...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Hmmm
(yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# good one
I especially liked that I RISed for a wee while... and then I got it. Made me feel like I'd achieved something.

Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Probably RISed because
I have never drawn a tonsil before.

Or sperm, for that matter.
(yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
#
tonsilulula
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)
# I office lol'd
at that!

WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Aw, poor little sperms!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Kiss them
better?
(yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
#
kiss gargle
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# AGAIN?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Prolly bin dun, but it's just a flying visit....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# *office lol*
*hides under desk now*

*reaches up and clicks like*
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# lol, just found this doing a quick google....
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# not as good as monkey beer
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Doesn't have the crisp clean taste I'll bet...
Maybe girls could drink it though?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# oi
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha
droopy ape
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# she's lully! :)
...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# is this your standard reply today, or is this a cute little prodigy reply bot....
with a massive smile and no arms? :P

edit: www.b3ta.com/board/7575197
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# pffhhzzztp*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Needs more bees

*clicks anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# This is wonderful.
It's also making me thirsty.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Mmmmm... Beeeeez....
Ello Sire...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# 'ello
we have the Lovely We are the Lemon to thank for inventing Strongbee

mmm - refreshing!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Hooray!

*recycles all yesterday's bee puns*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# mmmmmmade in Scotland from bees!
A freeby classic!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# look into my eye......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Why?
Is it Madelene, blacked up?

i'll get my coat
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
#
LET'S ROOOCCCKKKK
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# The good old firm rebuttal.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Just about to put this on the calendar, but need your help



Here's the deal- I want to set up another Derby bash, last year's was absolutely brill, we had a massive turn out and a good giggle (as well as perplexing, sometimes even scaring, a good few locals!).
This year is going to be at the same venue but there are two options and they are as follows

Option A:

This would be in the main bar, there is great music, real ales, but it does get very busy on a Saturday night and last year we all got a bit cramped in a section we managed to take over because we were there early enough.

Option B:

This would be in the function room upstairs. It has its own bar and would be exclusively for our use, there is no music but we are free to provide our own entertainment (whether that be live music or a cd player and a few choice 'I Love Horses!' remixes!). There is a £60 charge for its use, and we will mostly be covering that but if this option goes ahead I may ask everyone to chuck me a pound when they attend just to make it a bit less painful.

My own preference is probably for the 27th, but I'd really appreciate a bit of feedback before I go ahead with one or the other, just to figure out when people are likely to be able to attend and what people would prefer :)

/apologies for length YOU FECKIN' LURVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# WORDS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# you're lully!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I know *^.^*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Well, it needed to be said, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Derby. Thats like a million miles away =(
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Where are you?
The moon?
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
#
the distance between the Earth and Moon varies from 356,410 km (222,756 miles) at perigee, or closest approach to 406,697 km (254,186 miles) at aposee, its farthest point
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# 3 times further than the moon apparently
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Most central city apparently
/dubious Derby fact
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Anything north of Watford is wilderness
and to be viewed with caution and suspicion
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Don't make me beg
It's really not pretty, and more than a little pathetic AND I BLOODY WILL TOO
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)
# heh
You never know
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Pfffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Deffo the 27th
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I'm loving the possibilities of that
Even the music would be cool to sort out
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# 20th over the 27th
IF I'm doing a show, the 20th will be difficult, but the 27th will be impossible.

If the show falls through, I could come to both!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# does it make me a bad person that I'm kinda hoping it does?
reeeeally wants you there
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# ^ This
mainly because I've got a Vodka & Orange here for her from yesterday.

She never turned up to drink it.....

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Doesn't make you a bad person
I will try to be there, but if I have to be back in Northants the follwoing day, it would be a flying visit
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I never sign up until I know who's going
So I won't mess up your poll by sticking me 2 pence in just yet.
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Lucky everyone doesn't have that approach then!
Or else none of us would ever go to bashes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# either's fine for me



as I will be unavailable for either
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# ARSE BISCUITS
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# *joins up in this queue*
we'll have our own bash, with blackjack, and hookers!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# that idea was less popular that I had anticipated
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Have it in Derby
Then we can all join in :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Derby??!!!???
/never north of watford blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# DO IT!
You have my personal assurance that it will be ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# ...
*ponders...*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# woooo its my birthday on the 25th
so unless i'm doing anything i may come up and celebrate my birthday with you all
i don't mind the day as long as i'm allowed to bring my balloons
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# You must!
that was wonderful.

*basks in happy memories*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Dude
There'd BE no bash without you and your balloons!

Have you seen how many of those pics have balloons in?! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# i have been perfecting cock ones now
i can make the bell end properly!!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# where is Derby?
is it near Bodmin?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Well, if he lives in Derby, it is...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Yes
Book a train ticket and never google it, just get on the train and turn up
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# I dont know where it is
but it has ghost breaks
www.visitderby.co.uk/ShortBreaks/Derby+Ghost+Breaks.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Hahah, we do indeed
We have regular 'Ghost Walks' around all the haunted corners of the fair city
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)
# OH NOES!
'tis far too far away

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We had Americans last year!
And this year we will be getting Scots mens!
And Famptons!
And mebbe even Portsmouthians!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# americans without small childrens though.
and if you already have scotsmens you won't need another one!

sorry Jess
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# :(
'k
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)
# O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I can do 20th
but absolutely cannot do the 27th as it's an unmissable study day for t'law degree :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] A bit of eye candy for all those lady apes out there......
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)
# she's lully! :)
..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# highest of high cockalorums!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# oooooook!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# *pours concrete over*
How's about them foundations?...


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# she's lully! :)
.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# you're not making sense, boy!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# i think he needs the glove as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Not Spike Milligan style??
:o/
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Vu JaDe?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
#
whooooooooo?????
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# finish her!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# I don't know who she is
but if you say she deserves it....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# needs more special move, razor blades
and spine rippage.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# ARG
damn the generic faces of current 'celebrities.' I very much prefered it when you could tell the difference between people. No danger not recognising Kenneth Williams when you see him.

Woo yay though Freebs - I'm sure whoever that is is desrving of your vitriol
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# It's Kate Nash
whatever you do, don't listen to her "singing"

it's like the Siren call, with more death and less beauty
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# will do...
or rather, will not do!

*listens to nice safe gangsta rap instead*

mmmmmmm - agressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
#
...Pulling out a silly club, so you stand
With a fake assed badge and a gun in your hand
But take off the gun so you can see what's up
And we'll go at it punk, I'ma fuck you up

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# ^ this
It makes it damn hard for us prosopagnosics. :(
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# *learns new word*
*is grateful*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# it's just damn hard full stop...
and not very interesting, beautiful isn't just one thing and I resent the lack of choice I am offered.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# smack my bitch up!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Oh dear, I read that as "Snack my bitch up"....
LUNCH TEIM ME THINKS!
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# ha ha ha
that is a marketing campaign waiting to happen... Pot Noodle, snack my bitch up!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# mmmmh fanny fries

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Aha!
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# OK, rant over.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# *opens up big Box O' RIS*
mmmm - crunchy crunchy RIS flakes!

edit: hair related pea:
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# *Offers Milk*
I'm off on a bit of a 'I Hate KT Tunstall' morning. Apologies.

as in: www.b3ta.com/board/7575082

Edit: I saw ^ that last night, it's very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I see.
I also assume I would hate KT Tunrstyle too, butI clearly don't recognise her when I see her, so... my feelings on the matter can't be that strong. I do hate Whiney Whorehouse also.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Someone here in the office just refers to dear Amy as
'that drug bitch'.
Pretty much sums it up, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)
# I think the 'don't buy her records because she'll drug herself to death' thing was a clever marketing ploy.
I don't buy her records because I think they are shit... I would buy her records if I thought it might ultimately cause her death.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)
# With me,
every morning is I Hate KT Tunstall Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# .... is the correct answer!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# I am obviously
totally out of touch, not having the faintest idea who KT Tunstall is. And too lazy to Google it.





(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I'll help you out:
She's a talentless publicity whoring cow, who is so obsessed with her 'image' that she's sacked 3 'image consultants' already this year.
The jumped-up hag.

By the way, I hate her, as if you haven't already worked that out.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# you secretly love her
ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)
# *slaps*
Watch it, young 'un.....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# *rubs ear*
i can laugh if i want!!!


git
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Sorry, lad, of course you can.
I am being a bit git-y this morning, sorry.


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)
# ah...ummm. well thats ok then......



haha! thats ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I wants to clicky that!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# polar bears go batshitbonkers for toothpaste
/QI blog
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)
# she's lully! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# yeah, yeah....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Surplice?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Said in a Peter Ustinov 'comedy' Chinese accent?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I should email this to my x girlfriend...
shudders...

/scratches
(I helped save b3ta! Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# fear my Banana
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA
you loon!

Sail must end this bank holiday!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)
# And you wonder why I'm mean to you...
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# we already extablished this
women don't need to justify their meaness...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# *pokes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# *giggles like a small school girl*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Because in 99% of cases it's because of something you (ie the nearest man) has done?
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# I am not the nearest man in 99% of cases
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I do...



constantly...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Dave?

Gah! punngae!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# where is Dave?
did he really kill the people from marketing and now he's wanted by the police from a crime?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# He's on Holiday




in the Punjab...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# don't they have the internets there or something?
WHAT IS THIS - THE MIDDLE AGES?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# thats what i said!!
until someone deleted the thread i'd said that in...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# *fears*
what will become of my precious words....?


*starts to print off the archive*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)
# can you photo copy them for me when you're done?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# alright
... double sided or single sided?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# needs more Martin Kemp
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Loony, s'what you are!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# arf!
silly freebs :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Excellent.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Sale puns ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)
# nice work squire
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)
# dun dun daaaa :D

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh yes! Fear the banana


Woo Joe :) *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# there's something abiout that particular banana...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# /unlurk to say
Darth Vader clearly has the best banana.
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# DIN! DIN! DIN! DIN! DIN! DIN! DIN! DIN!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# oooh, excellent!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# ook ook ook
Monkey lol... nicely done JS... nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)
# haha!
btw, your motel room is somewhat out of place :(
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# I know...
I did it early yesterday. I'll send him another when I get the chance otherwise it just looks like i'm being different for the sake of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)
# some vector work in progress


which has now become exceptionally tedious, so you must all share my boredom
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)
# wow
it's almost photographic!

Is it Thingy from Little Brian?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)
# ^^^
Especially the eyes, that's brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)
# heh
it's one of my colleagues, my boss has made me vector all the staff (well, I asked to do it cos I was bored...now I'm even more bored)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)
# hehe
wow
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)
# i'd like to get paid to vector

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# just use live trace in illustrator then go on holiday for a week
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Never offer to do anything you enjoy
it just becomes work and you wont enjoy it anymore.

I end up just using 2 levels of bitmap trace in flash - one large minimum area the other small and cutting them together for the area and the detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# what
a fine idea. And one i'll have to try myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# cool..
i like the eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I'd heard that about you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Tht's looking mighty cool!
'Ningles
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Sir Clive Sinclair?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Mr Glitter?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Wow - excellent!
*wishes she could do these*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)
# cold dead eyes of a killer
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I bet this guy has an awesome moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# What you really mean to say is...
I've very proud of this so far but I haven't got the patience to finish it off, so I'm going to post it on the interwebs now and wank over all the nice comments, then when it's finished, I'll post it again, and have another wank. :P

/derren brown
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I'd have replied to this sooner but I was busy in the toilet
erm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Leave it like that, it looks cool
and hello Nibs, how are you today?
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)
# hello miss
I am well and have had my daily cake

you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Hello
I too am well but I am no longer allowed cake. :(
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# no cake?
what unseemly Draconian imposition have you been subjected to?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Getting in shape for my 10K
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# I feel your pain!
but deffo worth it, woo!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# John Cleese!!
Huzzah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# oooohhooooooooohhh
moody.

Also - do the fat bloke he hangs around with!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# gaaaaaaaaaaaah
*gives up*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# *slaps*
NEVER give up! NEVER... are you listenig to me..?

oh, I give up
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# don't!
this took fucking ages, but the result speaks for itself
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# aceness
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)
# wow that is good.
i can never take house seriously as i expext Huge Lorry to start going raRAHrahRAH! and flapping his head about like an upper class fool.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# hahaha, "Huge Lorry", haven't heard that one before :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)
# *melts*
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Going great
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Should have been called....


Can't bear this stupid bint
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:29, archived)
# 'arseface' - pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)
# hehe - I was rather cross, as might have been evident from the filename
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)
# RIS?
i'm not 'down' with music...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)
# This silly witch does not produce 'music' of any recognisable from.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)
# argh!!
ok! i'm sorry...
let go of my arm!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Big Fuck Off Office LOL
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Bullshit!
TBH I'm having trouble thinking of any female singer/songwriter/guitarists from the last 15 years that are on par with her. She's clearly channeling Janis Joplin and while she might now yet have reached the same giddy heights that Janis did, she's doing well in an environment that isn't kind to genuine talent.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:43, archived)
# ^this
she's got nothing on Arve Henriksen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I get the feeling she's trying to be something she's not
but what she is and what she's trying to be are both a mystery to me
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)
# give me 345 KTs to any combination of Amy Whinemouth, Kate (Horror) Nash or Lily Bloody Allen!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Sir, much though I respect you and your opinions,
I must say that I'd brutally gun down the whole bloody shower of them, given the option. And an Uzi.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)
# pfffffftttttttttttt!
an uzi is a last ditch weapon, it's wildly inaccurate, you want a 3rd generation H&K MP5 firing hollow tips, it's a far better bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Always happy to take tips on which semi-automatic weaponry I should avail myself of.
Thank you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# no problem at all
i also give side arm advice and am well versed in effective stabbing techniques.

Call now for a free quote.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# *calls*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Congratulations!
you also get a free prison issue 'Shiv' as a no obligation gift.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# she's lully! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)
# She's got cracking pins
just a shame her music makes me want to put those beetle things from star Trek 2 in my ear
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)
# ^ This! THIS!!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHIIIIIIISSSSSSSS!


/getting very wound up blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)
# She looks good
Whoever she is
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)
# google her to see how wrong you are.
/have to be cruel to be, well, cruel blog
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Precisely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)
# *googles*
Ok, seduced by bare thigh, again

Can't take me anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Not sure what you're on about
But woo anyway!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)
# C'mon Mrs T.....
This stupid mare has a new album out....and basically, I hate her.

That's about all the information you need.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)
# she's quite fit side on.
may be all the airbrushing tho. like the the chick old hag from Texas band. pretty in press shot. in life, not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)
# and they are both scottish
connection? i couldn't say.

she has a non-conformist face, which is quite refreshing from all the plastic faced stars about, hovever at times it's like she had reconstructive surgery like that boy David from the QED documentaries "the boy with a hole in his face".
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)
# your on a roll!
(theonetheycallalex YAY!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.


Click for bigger (309KB)

On second thoughts the lettering is a bit shit...

Post virginity ripped in two.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:09, archived)
# I didn't think banana stained
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Neither did I,
But I didn't think monkeys had blood.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Lies!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)
# mine does
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Badum...
tib3tadaysh!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)
# *bows*





*arrows*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)
# live and learn.
monomuse.net/06/2007/how-to-remove-banana-stains.php

also, welcome stinkbone.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)
# highly interesting
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)
# thankies
I've been lurking on and off for about two years, and only recently have i started to play with photoshop.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
I've never seen a banana stain. Or it what you blame the weewee stains in your string y fronts on?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)
# "String Y-Fronts" gives me a VERY VERY VERY scary image.
I'm going away now...you have forced me to do the homework I only have today to do or I will get beaten up by my DT teacher.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Your teacher has the DTs?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Sting in y-fronts?
no thanks

what homework is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Well he hasn't been in THe Police for a while
So it's probably a nice change for him.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Design Ideas,
I have to do 12.
I could barely think up 2.
For a 'Dinner Party Desert'.
I chose the coursework I'd most like to eat myself, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)
# A: it's redexed
B: myimager won't do PNG's...
what am i missing?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
# .
'pologies, if you want, i'll do you a jpeg.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)
# *taps foot impatiantly*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Dashes for the photoshop
Here:

i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/jambo4/colobusmonkey.jpg
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)
# pffft!
*pats head*
now run along you scamp
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:19, archived)
# runs
hides, then uses inhaler
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:22, archived)
# *snatches*
thats not an inhaler!!!

thats a bong!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:26, archived)
# but it was too late.
he was already high.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)
# And if I catch you doing it again...
...I'll cut your balls off.

/Life of Brian blog
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Ha ha
I did a Fight Club one for Ladies' Day:

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
# *hopes thats not a fleshlight*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)
# ha ha ha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)
# hehe - "... simply illuminating..."
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Fight Chub Pearoast!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Nice work - I couldn't think of anything to do with a Colobus
So well done you!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Colobus...
you can grill 'em, bake 'em, or fry 'em in a pan!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)
# hash 'em, dash 'em or
serve 'em up with spam.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:23, archived)
# It's tough in there...
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)
# O.o
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)
# thats it...
find yourself a 'daddy'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)
#
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)
# you're so wicked
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)
# hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Its nice being able to come on here during the day shift
Ive missed seeing this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)
# these crack me up
bloody great!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Happy b3taday Mr Raff! :) But sadly..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
# ta!
No worries, I've eaten far too much cayke already
*waddles off to kitchen*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)
# I can see doggy winky!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Sees to be multiple b3taday season!
mini hippo returns!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)
# cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)
# You can have one too
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)
# oooh pretty light
*flies around in circles*
*burns wings on flame*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)
# No
just...no
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:09, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:09, archived)
# You deserve to be shot
*cocks rifle*
Start running!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Have another pun...
(pattybutty and chips, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)
# "Never mind that.. you're riddled with AIDS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# HAHA - tops
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Write a book with these Pachey
fundamental medical reading
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)
# You're not the first one to suggest that
but I don't think anyone would buy it. :(
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Thats all i know to do with Gimp...


Anybody know how to run Corel or Photoshop under Linux ?
(picitujeromanov, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)
# you win the olympic logo competition
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:04, archived)
# that was a highly articulate outburst vivian,
i just hope they're not watching!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Bet that took some effort!
Oh and cheaky pea roast.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:04, archived)
# I saw that - its ace
Im half tempted to turn mine into a circle K
(Barbega Dont forget about Burma, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)
# I did two
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I want to do another one
Are we allowed to have more than one?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:09, archived)
# your problem there is "under linux"
what you want is a nice bit of windows. you know, the operating system that lets you use computer programs.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)
# yes ... but Windows make my computer cry
(picitujeromanov, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Is he wanking off an invisible shrew?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)
# really? mine seems perfectly happy with it
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)
# mine too for a few days
.. then the firewall and antivirus came to stop all the bad porn .. then the drivers said "fuck you, I hate you and buy me new laptop" ..etc
(picitujeromanov, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
# I heard that if you tempt linex with a tasty piece of bread
it'll run Photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)
# i've heard
that if you really care that much about your OS, then you don't deserve photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:09, archived)
# What's photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)
# what? never heard of it?
who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Does it do naughty anthropr0n?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)
# IT IS GEYNYOWS
I MUST HAVE IT FOR MY GALLERY
WILL $50,000,000,000,000 BE ENOUGH?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)
# one art please.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:09, archived)
# crossover office
runs Photoshop 7 but not CS, CS2 or CS3. Clicky. Prolly your best bet for now.
(snooo, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)
# CrossOver supports Photoshop on Linux.
www.codeweavers.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)

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