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# !Viva la Pediatrician!


1st post.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Lies!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# she's got no....
how does she....

(the words 'oxygen supply' and 'breathe' should not be inserted here for comedic effect)

welcome, new person!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *inserts*
'Ning chap!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# 'ning
*goes back to lurking*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Come back!
*chases*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)
# here!!
try the net again!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)
# alright n00b
;)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)
# i yam in ur boot
leaving trace fibers and hair.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)
# *comedy trombone*
'ning sir!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)
# that's not a trombone
and you shouldn't have it out in public.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Foiled again!

/edit: I do like the September page on the calendar
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)
# you'll never convince people it's a meat pie just by wrapping it in foil.

trust me.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Sounds like you're talking from experience
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)
# it's all lies, i tells ya
and those photographs are fake.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)
# crikey
no wonder they can't find her

*welcomes*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# is maddie the b3ta longest running joke yet?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)
# no
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)
# what is then?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)
# jamaica?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)
# the quo?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)
# right. I rephrase that
Is maddie the most done-to-death (no pun intended, this time) joke in the history of b3ta yet?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)
# elvis's levis
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)
# nah, that's a quick fad
there were maybe 15 of those in total.

Maddie has been going on since may, with an average of 4* posts a day.
That makes about 500 posts!


*this number absolutely made up
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)
# haha, i was only being obtuse ;)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)
# I didn't look at it from that angle
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)
# you're a cute one
;)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)
# :D well thank you!
that is true only to a certain degree though.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)
# dunno
but for starters gary glitter and brian peppers are a lot older, and there are plenty older than them
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)
# i'm so tired that this made my brain start trying to work out which was older
sex or disease.

o_O
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)
# those are good candidates
probably glitter and peppers kidnapped her.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Not yet

(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Can I get 2 in Man United colours?
because my original ones got a bit wet, and then a bit burnt, and somewhere along the line a bit sexually abused (possibly)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha
hahahaha

christ
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Yeah, I felt a bit wrong typing that
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Ian Huntley killed the internet
But he didn't mean it
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)
# now this one at leat is funny
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Nicey!
Welcome, sir!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Welcome
come on
stop dressing her up & hand her in

:)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Haha!
Sick monkey, yoo!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)
# I'm in that sort of mood today
:)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Maddie was assasinated by the US government?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)
# more
that she's become iconic
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)
# croeso i b3ta
tynnu yn chadair
siopa yn cath fair
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)
# mm, cath fair.
*wins cathfish*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Tell me more of this Welsh business
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)
# My one word of Welsh:
Araf.

Comes from having a job a couple of years ago that involved driving around Clywd once a month.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)
# is it Welsh for "Get the fuck out of my way boyo, emergency Tampax delivery!"?
or other unfunny contrived nonsense
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Language means what it means to you.
;)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)
# .
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)
# *tears*
woo!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Blimey, that's a bit good!
t'was a shame he had to go and kill himself an' all.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Yeah,
what an utter badger!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Great sig!

the pic is woo too.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)
# *shtartsh wearing purple*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Lalalalalaahhhhh
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)
# He rocks like my granny on crack.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)
# I read that as
He rocks like my grannys on crack.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)
# you liar
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)
# OK so my brain syphoned out the words
'he rocks my granny crack' (which in hindsight is actually funnier) and I kinda filled in the gaps.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Lully
Again
*clicks*
Dunno who he is
but I must do some work

*lights cigarette*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)
# brill
simply brill
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)
# nicely done
why is he dead and Phil Collins is still alive?

(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)
# "with knives and sharp sticks and those things for getting staples out of walls that look like little vampire staplers"
/discarded lyrics

also woopic:)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)
# being tied to two JCB's as they drive away at speed will tear you apart as well.

and WOO!, nice pic, better then that druggy no hoper yesterday.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I saw this yesterday and discovered why JJ is not posting this week


he's on some kind of yif tour

sorry for the unshopped pic and that
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Is it still a car
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)
# unshopped pic thread TJ:
picture 12 here: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/6993762.stm

didn't this originate here?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)
# it was FPed here
but the poster had stolen it frome someone else

it is a fake though
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)
# that one crops up a lot
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice spot

You dint buy that did you?
:)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Sounds like an exclamation of glee
'Yifee!'
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)
# LOLFIESTA!!11!!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)
#


(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)
# oooh
I should get that one
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha
i was thinking the same thing
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)
# haha
nice one
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)
# I have a photo of a van that says something mature like 'butt'
But I can't be bothered to find it out, host it and post it :)

Edit: Meh, apparently I lied
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)
# JESSIE! *curls round neck*
is the prof about today?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)
# 'lo little fella!
Yep, he is, though not for a little bit because I kept him up late last night and he's not awake yet :D
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)
# cool mcgool
i have another design.
what did you think of the one i made yesterday?

you naughty lady! =D
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I never saw it ashally
Except as a brief glance over his shoulder, but he seemed impressed. I shall insist on a view today :)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)
# that JJ,
what a character!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)
# 4RF L0L
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)
# yifee!
'ningalingading
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)
# 'ningles
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)
# So sorry,


*goes straight to hell*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)
# I like his ponytail
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)
# hahahahahaha!!!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)
# hahahaa
but medised works better! :D
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)
# If Kate had just said
"I've got a headache", they wouldn't have this problem...
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:20, archived)
# needs more scotch egg
;)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:20, archived)
# well, it just so happens...
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)
# yay!
*necks*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Heh heh heh
That works so well with the "powerful dual action" tag line.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)
# yes
i'll have a dozen please

*becomes fat and headacheless*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I quite fancy Kate McCann.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)
# me too
she can over-medicate my children any day
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Eeeewwwwwwwwwww!


(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Hehe
Go directly to Hull
Do not pass go
Do not collect £200
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)
# oof, like it :D
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Oof....
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Oof!
Just when I thought that I was immune to all the Maddy jokes, you push the envelope and post a pic that makes me laugh (and fills me with shame for doing so).

Well done sir, *salutes*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)
# pffft
'push my envelope'
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)
# *thrusts your letterbox*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *accepts your delivery*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *charges for overlarge parcel*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)
# *stuffs into tiny box*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)
# cheers :D
*curtsees*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)
# "Well Jane, at the end of the day I am a bear."
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)
# haha
liking that
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)
# haha
bears can live to be 30 so she isn't a paedophile. phew. bullet dodged there.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)
# hahaha
that's tickled me somewhat :)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I may need counselling
Elkbus has left the station
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)
# *fetches hatstand*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)
# and all becomes clear
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Am I RISsing
or is this just as daft as it appears to be?

:)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)
# yes, it's just plain stupid ;)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Hurrah!!!
:D
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Ahhh
I get it now

/took far too long
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I don't get it
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)
# still water
I've been waiting bloody ages for it to change, might ask for my money back.

(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:12, archived)
# give it till next Tuesday
it might have changed then
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)
# piss in it
then it'll change
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:14, archived)
# or drink it
and change it into piss
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)
# yes
then fill the bottle back up and take it back

"Thanks - I've used it now"
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)
# ...and I've added value.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Shopped pics doesn't mean
You have to buy things you know!

:P
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:14, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)
# That made me smile.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)
# pfft!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)
# heheheheheheheh!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Yay for cats in pubs!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:12, archived)
# woo
*clicks*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)
# hA
Brilliant

as usual

wooo!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:14, archived)
# is it Guinness day?
woo for pished kitties!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Awww!
He needs is after the day he's had...

(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)
# very nice :)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)
# yay
if they can get served that is
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)
# yaaay!
:)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)
# thats ace!!
:)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)
# he should go home for a nap...
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Excellent stuff
:)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Indeed!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Hmmmmm...
Looks like Johnny Vegas. Top!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# That's my brother all of the time that is
*clicks*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# wonderful stuff!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:47, archived)
# I am very fond of this.
Aceness.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 21:16, archived)
#

He wants you in his room
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)
# BOOM BOOM BOOM
I want a double room
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)
# ah the good old sig response
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)
# !
:)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Bloody hell that takes me back!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)
# BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
I want you in my womb
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Whoa oh whoa oh!
:)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)
# way ooh!!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:11, archived)
# oh you fucker
that's in my head now
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] ...


NING!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:43, archived)
# hahahahah oof!
*does best Zoidberg impression* Woop Woop Woop Woop!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:44, archived)
# *spang spang spangity spang*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:44, archived)
# *Dives between the pan and Freebs a la Kevin Costner*
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)
# A spanging, a spanging, there's a spanging tonight!
*spangs Prof also*

'Lo Prof *smooshes better*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)
# *cough* it's...... too late... *cough* ... for me
*smiles at you*

you were always my most *cough* skilled pupil... with *cough* the pan....

(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Oh yes, skilled indeed
Meantime, I've been told to tell you 'your dalmations swing prettily when Sudan needs assistance...'
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)
# then there's work to be done
and very little time...
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)
# *gets to work*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Ning Mrs T
Here's what's been holding up Sophie Marceau.

b3ta.com/board/7624076

Hopefully Sophie turns out just as nice
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Lovely work - but she gives me the fear
*anticipates Ms Marceau*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)
# I'm gonna get on with Sophie
before I finish Angelina so it wont be long now

:)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)
# *gleeeeeeeeees*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)
# *extreme unctions*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)
# *gets 'up'*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)
# *gets down*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)
# *goes round*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)
# *pulls through*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)
# !
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Don't worry
apparently she's going to pull through
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)
# but pull what through what?
and is she adequately trained for this...?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)
# *snaps on rubber glove*
She's not - but I am...
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)
# ARG
they're after me from all sides... I new I shouldn't have worn my new aftershave - it's potency is untested!!!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)
# You've shaved?!
*loses interest immediately*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:06, archived)
# no
he sprinkles it on his beard
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)
# that's just ....
... WEIRD
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)
# well - only in certain places
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)
# show me!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)
# *winces*
I wouldn't slap aftershave on there if I were you...
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)
# hmm not sure
maybe you should 'come over'
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)
# *eyes you suspiciously*
*approaches with caution*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:06, archived)
# *looks innocent*
*well, as much as possible*
...
...
...
SURPRISE!!!!!
*jumps on*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)
# NING
I loikes that a lot.

You still busy dying under the pressure of large amounts of w*rk?

How was your weekend?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:44, archived)
# as you can see
things have died off a little

so I was able to make that and if you spazz through yesterday, I was a little distracted...

in other news work have just given me a sparkling new copy of CS3, so I will shortly be archiving a load of stuff, tidying my machine up and installing.

I may even tidy my desk - for it is a tip.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)
# \o/
CS3 you spanky fellow you.

I've discovered the only thing which will force me to tidy my desk is if someone comes to have a meeting with me at my desk.

I will spazz back in time and make up for having a bank holiday yesterday.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Ning
That gets a click straight away
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)
# hahaha!
*click*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)
# w/y/h!
PS When's Futurama season 5 out?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)
# I think I heard October
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:55, archived)
# i think i smelt july
i think i can equilibrioception august.

/i'm a facetious twat blog

(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:12, archived)
# hahaha
what a nice thing to see this 'ning
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Hee!
I was expecting 'Return to Bender'.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Ha, ha, best yet.
Woo
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha
morning freebs
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)
# 'NIGN!
'NIGN'NIGN'NIGN!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Ning Hosannah!
Ning Hosannah to the Lord!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)
# haha you loon
how odd!

nice blurrage and such; woo!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)
# I'd apologise if I thought it would make a difference...
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)
# The rissage is strong with me.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:43, archived)
# and me
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:44, archived)
# ...
psstt... filename
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)
# OH FFS!
*spang, spang, spang, spang, spang*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)
# it's good
with the aid of the file name...

Matt Damon has an oddly manly woman's face
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)
# He looks like that nice Scandiwegian lesbian woman
That does funny on Radio Bore.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)
# THAT'S EXACTLY WHO HE LOOKS LIKE!
thanks - that was really twisting my gourd.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)
# 'ning all...
...woke up ridiculously early this morning, so kept myself busy by doing this...

Enjoy!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)
# very nice.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)
# I do enjoy that
there's a lot of work gone into the face and it's really paid off.

Woo yay
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)
# woo for waking up early
i worked on a pic too - but its not finished yet
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)
# 'Allo Rev
Not seen you about recently. And I wore my Rev Jesse t-shirt yesterday and everything.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)
# howdy
sorry i've been entertaining my family :) mum and dad were down for a week. hows the shirt - got any photos yet??
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Oooo
Very nice!

Woo

b3ta.com/board/7624076
my latest
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Ooooh...
...that is mighty purdy!

Woo!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Thankyou sir
4 nights worth

:)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Good work that man!
This is one I knocked up last night, again while bored.

www.b3ta.com/board/7623454#post7623473
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Nicely done also
All vector should be in their own threads though.
I am a collector with my I like button.
:D
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:12, archived)
# that's real nice
*creams*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)
# thats
really good!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Oooh
I'd love doing that early in the morning too
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Looks like Holly McGuire before she fucked her self up with plastic surgery.
Tis lully. :)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)
# 'tis gospel
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:12, archived)
# pffft!
jesus is a paddy!!!
;)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:15, archived)
# no, jesus was batman...
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)
# no no no no
that was Bruce Wayne
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:26, archived)
# *grapes*
a o
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Prof!!
*opens*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)
# :D
how is everyone. I survived 32 hours in London and a 900 mile round trip...
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Its very cold here
but I'm in a cosy sleeping bag
but I'm about to run out of tobacco
but I'm not at work
but my back hurts
but I have coffee and toats

I can't decide if I'm yay or bah so may have to settle for meh

Well done for enduring That London

*smoosh*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)
# get ye to the shop
MWAH HA HA HA HA HA!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:39, archived)
# I'll have to slither there like a caterillar
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Life's complicated.
I'm cold and at work and not allowed to smoke at my desk... and I'm having to wear clothes instead of a sleeping bag... and... I HAVE NO TOAST!

*super non-stop can't stop the smooshes*

how was your weekend?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)
# NO TOATS?!
zomg

poor Prof :(

Weekend was .... a bit dull but OK. I ate a lot and smoked a fair amount and drank a bit but performed no sexings. I'm a bit concerned at the lack of sexings recently.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)
# no, that was Bruce Wayne
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Is that why the Irish don't drink on Easter weekend?
woo :D
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:21, archived)
# ahhhahhahah.
 
NO WONDER THERE ARE SO MANY CHRISTIANS
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:22, archived)
# CHRISTIANS LOL
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)
# I BET THEY BELIEVE IN CHRISTMAS AND SHIT.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)
# JESUS WAS WAY COOL.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:27, archived)
#
Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:29, archived)
# he walked on the water
and swam on the land
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I mean, that's SO cool
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Jesus was way cool
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)
# now that would be impressive
*images scrooge mcduck style diving and swimming in solid ground.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:34, archived)
# HE TURNED WATER INTO WINE, AND I BET IF HE WANTED HE COULD TURN WHEAT INTO MARIJUANA, OR VITAMINS INTO AMPHETAMINES.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:35, archived)
# THAT'S SO COOL.
 
goodnight b3ta.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)
# *tucks in*
sweet dreams jelly bean
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:39, archived)
# 'night!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)
# OR FUNK INTO HIP HOP
OR SOUL INTO PROGRESSIVE HOUSE!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)
# iwokeupcoveredinblood.org
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:32, archived)
# [email protected]
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)
#
And he took a bottle of stout, and gave thanks, and cracked it open, and gave to them, saying, swig ye all of it; for this is my blood.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:26, archived)
# And as they tried to shit in the morning, they did find it to be like treacle.
Jesus spoke unto them, and he said "Part of me will stay inside of you always".
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)
# And yay, for I am truly backed up good un propper
in the name of our Lord and savoury Jesus Christ, Amen.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:32, archived)
# the company i'm freelancing for has free guiness
unfortunately i've lost the taste for it when i realised it tastes like cold mud.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)
# But how do you know what cold mud tastes like?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)
# How do you NOT know?
FREAK!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Shopping logic
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:59, archived)
# haha!
i love her grin in the second frame...
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:00, archived)
# arf
nicely done, as usual :)

tangential tj: anyone know of any Photoshop tutorials to make things look like they're made of...er...pastry?

(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:03, archived)
# pastry?!
*is interested*
but no.......
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:05, archived)
# pastry?
how odd.

i think if you just get the colour right you should be ok
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:19, archived)
# heheh
yer, I'm getting there :)

I think the effort to success ratio will be about 50:1 though
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:21, archived)
# hahahaha
always great


'ning everyone
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:06, archived)
# 'ning Mink McStinky!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:07, archived)
# 'ning freaky
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:09, archived)
# *hugs*
*tightly*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:09, archived)
# *takes it*
*manfully*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:19, archived)
# 'nin' Minky
'nin' all

*group glomp*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:12, archived)
# 'nings deary!!
*group gropes*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:12, archived)
# 'Ning Debs!
*lezzy smooshes*

Where was you, you stats whore you?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:15, archived)
# working :(
*lezzes* :)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Damn them!
*lezzes some more*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:19, archived)
# *mumble mumble mmf mmm*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:17, archived)
# nings Debts
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:21, archived)
# neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng!
*sloppy smoosh*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Ning ning
ning ning... It's for you.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:13, archived)
# hello?
hello?
hello?

there's nobody there

=D
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:17, archived)
# *heavy breathing*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:18, archived)
# *furious masturbating*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:21, archived)
# *hypnotoadised watching*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:25, archived)
# 'Ning Ace
;-)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:16, archived)
# 'ning Kojak
=D
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:18, archived)
# 'ning
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:28, archived)
# ooh
a late 'ning from KW

how are you old fella me laddio?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Ning
You lovely lot!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)
# yo
'sup dawg
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Suuuuup!
:)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Not too bad mate
you?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)
# She's fourteen, what do you expect.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:07, archived)
# and an emo
he ought to hide for a while and let things take their course.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Well he's the one who visits the chemists looking for something to overdose on.
Blatant bid for attention.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:19, archived)
# And just what's wrong with that logic?
Lovely stuff - 'ning Mata!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:07, archived)
# damn women, all they're good for is playing ping-pong

woo :D
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:09, archived)
# oh no!!!
arf!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Hahaha
What a thing to see over my breakfast.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:12, archived)
# did you...
...watch QI last night by any chance?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Ha - I was about to make a comment about being hard to get a rally going
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:16, archived)
# ha
Gotta love Jo Brand

(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Haha - bloody hell!
*fears hard*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)
# was out most of last night
was me 3rd wedding anniversary, went for a meal, twas proper good nosh too :D
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Oooh, congrats
September's a good time of year for that :-)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Hahaha
i will never understand them

:)

Ning all!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:32, archived)
# A pure bred movie
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:58, archived)
# RIS?
sorry, i'm very tired and thick....
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:04, archived)
# watch the silhouette
and google for 'aryan race'
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:04, archived)
# ahhhhhhhh.....
b3ta, filling the gaps in my knowledge since 2006....
=)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:06, archived)
# mnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiaaaargh
'ning
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:08, archived)
# 'ningles db!!
hows things?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:09, archived)
# bit rough
got up too early in an effort to do work. now i have an artful idea. there's always the afternoon for work... you?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:10, archived)
# a bit tired.....
even though i was in bed by 12 and the little 'un didn't wake me all night!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:11, archived)
# little one?
you have a kid? or do you have a body part which is possessed by an ancient demon?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:12, archived)
# i have a 3 year old!
and my wife is a demon......
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:14, archived)
# pffft
Top work. 5 stars.
Daily Mail

(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:04, archived)
# hahaha!!!
that daily mail challenge still stands out for me...
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:08, archived)
# hah
that was before my time. this was during the avian flu outbreak on /board
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:08, archived)
# That gives me the Fear.
 
Woo! to you.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:07, archived)
# Phwoar.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:49, archived)
# Suuuuperted....
superted!

Hiya all!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:57, archived)
# Best supporting actor in a plastic surgery disaster
 

 
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:01, archived)
# MAAATT DAAAMON
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:01, archived)
# Mostly, yes.
 


Didn't turn out as well as I'd hoped.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
classic :D
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:05, archived)
# hahahah
yes
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:07, archived)
# Madness!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:04, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
Whata a way to start the day!

ONE STEP BEYOOOOOOOOOOOND!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:15, archived)
# *watches self eating*
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:41, archived)
# I LIKE DRIVING IN MY CAR
EXCEPT WHEN I HAVE TO STOP AT ZEBRA CROSSINGS, THAT REALLY WINDS ME UP
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:49, archived)
# Ska induced man train
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:12, archived)
# KILL IT!!!!
KILL IT WITH STICKS!!!!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:04, archived)
# Flaming sticks!
 
and magnets.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:06, archived)
# AAARGH FUCK
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:09, archived)
# Dammit coffee everywhere.
'ningles all.

sneaky pea from yesterday...
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:22, archived)
# haha!
'ningles ghostie!

'NING MY LOVLIES!!!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:42, archived)
# 'Ning ives!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:46, archived)
# Crivens!
Great start to the day!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:41, archived)
# LEGION!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:58, archived)
# ahhhhahah!
 
I must get that on DVD, the tapes I made off the telly have long since crapped out.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:08, archived)
# haha!
i love this.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:06, archived)
# I was hoping that this would go at ludicrous speed in firefox.
MAKE IT FASTER MAKE IT FASTER MAKE IT FASTER
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:25, archived)
# BY YOUR COMMAND
 

 
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)
# FUCK YES.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)
# It's like a scramble suit
from A Scanner Darkly
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
breaking my cardinal rule of never actually making anything specifically for a challenge.



Click for bigger (348KB)
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 7:07, archived)
# I AM WEASEL
/accidental ac
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 7:13, archived)
# Glen Campbell \o/
*sings* Like a well hung plough boy, dun dun dunn...
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 7:17, archived)
# NETIQUETTE.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 7:22, archived)
# COME TO MY CASTLE, I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 7:32, archived)
# *SHOOT TO MY CASTLE, I'LL COME IN YOUR FACE
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 7:34, archived)
# THIS IS A MUCH BETTER OFFER
 
ALTHOUGH POSSIBLY ILLEGAL

YOU'RE SEVENTEEN, RIGHT?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:01, archived)
# i don't wanna go to your castle.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 7:56, archived)
# I don't wanna go to Phil Spector's castle, either.
 
Nor Dick Cheney's.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:07, archived)
# Well at least it's good
woo! and 'ning all
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 7:26, archived)
# this are nice
'ning b3ta
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 7:30, archived)
# You big rebel you!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 7:46, archived)
# Braw!
real canvas or ArtRage?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:14, archived)
[challenge entry] That's Jason Sikes (as Elvis)
 


check what's in the batter, make sure that candy's in the original wrapper
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 8:23, archived)
# Just to keep my seinfeld freak on

q&d
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:29, archived)
# Noy-zee burd!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:34, archived)
# HER NIPPLE IS SHOWING
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:35, archived)
# HERE'S YOUR CARD!!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:38, archived)
# omg.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:38, archived)
# SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZE!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:38, archived)
# Oh my
"You might note her headscarf - that scarf has come all the way from Vatican City!
My Grandma went on a trip there several years ago and the scarf is one of the things she brought back for me.
She had it with her when she saw the pope, but it’s not one of the items John Paul II blessed, so I let Beatrice wear it to protect her hair from dust."
www.unreliablenar8r.net/papertrail/12-oct-06-fall-cleaning/#more-16
I'm seeing more and more sites that deserve awards.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:45, archived)
# SHOW US ON THE DOLL
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:47, archived)
# OH WHAT THE HOLY FUCK
Also, the login problem seems to have sorted itself out, give it another try and let me know.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:54, archived)
# A warning might be better than award.
Gah!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:57, archived)
# my whole perception of the world is changed
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 7:00, archived)
# EMERGENCY FLUFF
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 7:02, archived)
# Oh thank christ
I thought you were talking about the band for a second.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 7:03, archived)
# Have you seen Modern Toss?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 7:10, archived)
# YES!
It's great.

I recently downloaded "The day today" and I'm loving it.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 7:12, archived)
# TDT and Brass Eye are both fantastic.
Jam is my favourite though.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 7:16, archived)
# Yeah, Jam is one of my favourite shows now.
I'll have to check out brass eye.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 7:22, archived)
# oh now
if ever you want your brain to be troubled.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 7:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Blue Suede Shoes


..don't remember these lyrics though
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:18, archived)
# Ok, you managed to get a click out of me for this compo.
*click*
100% Ace.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:20, archived)
# I just noticed that you were able to log in to superiordesignawards.com
A few people have been having trouble - did you have to do anything special?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:53, archived)
# Once comment was fixed it[editing] is ok on old Mozilla.
Safari is iffy. I'm good to go (at least until comments are back) [/;-D
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:00, archived)
# I might leave the comments off, they aren't really necessary
If any of us wants to comment, we should do it on the blog, and if anyone wants to send us hatemail they should send it to our email addresses.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:21, archived)
# chortle
how rare
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:21, archived)
# TELL ME MORE.
 
Woo!
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:28, archived)
# treu stori.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:54, archived)
# Welcome to you're
"DOOM"
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 5:59, archived)
# I love that show.
I cant wait for this weeks episode. omg omg omg omg. weeeeee.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:00, archived)
# We don't have it yet.
 
/only just got Sealab on free-to-air
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:18, archived)
# You get it on FTA?
I have to download it.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:20, archived)
# True..
 
as I've mentioned before, the Adult Swim cartoons have taken years to get screened here.
I like Harvey Birdman, but I've never got into Aqua Teens.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:26, archived)
# Yeah, I don't get the appeal of ATHF. There are so many other series that do better, yet they don't get the airtime.
Birdman, Sealab, Robot chicken are all great.

I'm enjoying Frisky Dingo quite a lot too.

(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:29, archived)
# I'm really pissed off at the lack of a sgc2c vol4 dvd being out yet.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:39, archived)

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