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# Another one of these
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Splendid.
You bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:04, archived)
# yes, depressingly splendid
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:06, archived)
# That's one for the novella!


Is there a
www.mofaha.com/b3ta/misshapen1.jpg ?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Yay!
No, and misshapen2 is the one with the eye stuck in from yesterday, which I really don't like to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:20, archived)
# HAHA
hahaha I thought you meant the other one... that actually looks good though, it makes it funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:42, archived)
# This one:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:43, archived)
# did it start as kevin keegan?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Possibly... this would be the famous interview on Sky
where he broke down in tears and railed against Ferguson and his 'mind games'.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Oh shit!
I'll start that now!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:52, archived)
# awesomely gruesome

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:06, archived)
# gruesomely awesome
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:08, archived)
# grue.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:10, archived)
# I genuinely thought that was a compo post for a moment...
This is lovely!
*Edit* *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:14, archived)
# ooooh
pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:15, archived)
# I likeatalot.
git :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:19, archived)
# yaaai
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Halloween is a comin' boys and girls
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:22, archived)
# bloomin' eck
that's good
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Sinister stuff
In fact, freaked out stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Awesome
You deserve this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] the problem with falling asleep pissed on the tube
is you can end up stranded at the end of the line
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:52, archived)
# shopping topping!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:54, archived)
# WINNAH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:57, archived)
# *chuckles*

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Inspired.

[edit] In other news, does anyone have any dining recommendations in the Liverpool area?
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Yes. Manchester
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:02, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Evenin' Broadsword
and a particularly fine Friday it is too
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:05, archived)
# sounds like when i'd recently moved to leicester
i asked workmates where was good to go out in leicester
"try nottingham" was the reply.

actually, i might be able to think of a couple of liverpool places. give me a few minutes. how pricey were you thinking?

(hmm.. i was going to recommend l'alouette, but this review says it's gone a bit rubbish)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Lunch
mid-range
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:10, archived)
# just have a wander round the town centre
liverpool aint so bad

i'm up there on saturday.. visiting
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Rodin's 'The Kiss' at the Tate?
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:17, archived)
# i'm probably not that much help then
i've mainly been to slightly posher evening meal type places, and most of them several years back. sorry about that
edit: yes, cropper's suggestion. just have a wander round. there's plenty there
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Thanks both
I will do as you suggest.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Hey Mr.
You'll probably tell me you have the signed limited edition deluxe release... but...

Just in case. This is a fantastic film and one I would love to recommend to you.



One of the best Jewel Heist films I think I have ever seen. :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:06, archived)
# oooh, well, upon such a fine recommendation, I'll see if I can find it, could do with some decent movies to watch...
Are we talking good as in 'Juggernaut' good?
- Or is it actually 'good' good?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Simon, it's fantastic!
I've been on a bit of a Redford kick of late, and this is brilliantly made and extremely funny.

Just popped Jeremiah Johnson back in the mail, that was great to watch again after all this time.

:)

Believe me, you'll not get up from your seat.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:11, archived)
# I'll take your word for it then...
*amazons*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:17, archived)
# 1972
there is a couple of minute scene over NY and prominently features WTC Building 2 which is half way complete with a lot of construction taking place. It's very surreal.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] YAY!
Nice! And a different take!

I did this one but I'm not keen on it:
so I'll leave it here
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Top shop :)
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 2:06, archived)
# Hah Hah
Class. A little bit of wee came out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:05, archived)
# of her, i expect
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:06, archived)
# that's really nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Totteridge & Whetstone
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Haha! Ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Marvellous...
..punnage, sir.

*Click!*
(Guizmeaux, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:21, archived)
# one of the few entries to actually
make me laugh

hence you have a *click*
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:31, archived)
# a cluck click
don't forget the lawhurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:35, archived)
# clunk. click.
every trip

/Sir Jimmy-Saville blog
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:04, archived)
# clicks furiously
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:11, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:37, archived)
# class pun !
outstanding or is that upstanding ?
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 17:59, archived)
#
that's perfect
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)
# *snort*
Superb
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Pft!
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Bin dun?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:48, archived)
# PFFT
But RIS.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:48, archived)
# You're joking
right?

:O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Liver Faliure = Yellow
+ Big hair?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:51, archived)
# It was supposed to be a joke about her big hair.
It's Marge Simpson's hair. Maybe it's too crap an edit.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:51, archived)
# And she drinks alot, so just go along with the Liver Faliure gag.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Ha, ace
God shes scary
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:53, archived)
# b3tan to it so....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Amy Rollins - Back to Black Flag

As seamless as I could be bothered with :D
(Meatfish BAH, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Yes.
But only in my nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Back to black
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:40, archived)
# RACIST
It's "Back to African American" & whatever the hell they call it in England nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:58, archived)
# You ultraviolet numpty
You.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:03, archived)
# ummm...
African or Eurpoean?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Is Henry Rollins out of Limp Biscuit?
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:43, archived)
# just saw her running from a big Mercedes in Camden
being chased by a pretty unfit pap.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:45, archived)
# so, although slightly overweight, the pap was pretty?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Did you wait until she fell over then show her that can of paint pic you did?
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:49, archived)
# I feel low.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:19, archived)
# I'll give you a mug.
I sell them you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:20, archived)
# If I squint, I can read it as mug.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:21, archived)
# ooooh but do you have any cups?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Let's have a link then.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:23, archived)
# And have my contact form spammed by all you bastards?
hehe....
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:27, archived)
# And mugs sold?
I'd like a new mug.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Oh noes!
What's wrong!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:20, archived)
# all I want is my glasses
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:21, archived)
# All I want for christmas
is my two front teeth
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:22, archived)
# All I want for Christmaaaaasss
Eeeeeeezzzz yooooooo, and you, and you and you and you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:26, archived)
# greedy bugger
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:27, archived)
# That text is pain
You so emo
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:22, archived)
# It's the shadow from some white text on a white background.
You so want me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Clever graphical techniques turn me on
(They totally do)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:25, archived)
# I want to do the edges that HAPPYTOAST does on his images.
I must ask him about it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Nobody likes a copycat
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Have a man hug
www.yourallgay.com/

;)

[ed] *gets coat*
See ya all later or Monday :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:25, archived)
# low?
lowridin'

bounce bounce bounce
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:25, archived)
# will this do?

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:26, archived)
# *checks filetype*
*is comfortable that it will not animate*

*thanks*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:29, archived)
# low?
no
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Crazee teach.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:32, archived)
# "poor little mite"
*administers manhug to blue emo jelly thing*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:50, archived)
# His name is Sven.
He lives in a boxer's nose:

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Finally the speculation can end
The mystery is solved*




*3 mysteries, lord lucan, shergar and some blond bint
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:11, archived)
# nice
very well done
(eddie fingers, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:13, archived)
# I thought that was Freddy Mercury
:)
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:16, archived)
# lord madeline shergar?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Time Paradox and seamless, I know.


Click for bigger (101KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Original
I like!
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:16, archived)
# thanks. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:23, archived)
# took too bloody long

but i had to.
cfb.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Hahaha awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:55, archived)
# What tall chimeny pots you have Grandma.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:55, archived)
# ha ha ha
1. Topical
2. Kittens
3. Reference to dessertular foodstuffs

er...

woo!
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha! dessertular foodstuffs
that's what the cat should have been called. and what the new one to placate the kiddies will be called.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Now this, i like :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:59, archived)
# any idea what that font is oh great sage.
it's the second time i've had to cut and paste and remake letters to use on this source poster, and it takes forever.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:04, archived)
# 'fraid not.
have just tried looking in a few places, and can't find a specific font for it, even
whatthefont.com doesn't work on it exactly
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Use a similar font, no-one ever notices
/lazy
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:11, archived)
# You can get alot of film fonts here
www.typenow.net/themed.htm

It's quite useful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:13, archived)
# thankyou v much
i had a look as well but got nowhere.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Looks to me like Ad Lib
/helpful

EDIT:

www.myfonts.com/fonts/paratype/ad-lib-bt/

They want money though. That sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:23, archived)
# i think i love you.
in fact i'm certain i love you, money my arse. i'll let you know when i have a free version wink, wink.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:36, archived)
# I've got it already, spent the past five minutes trying to send it
I know its out there somewhere...

EDIT: Check your gmail account...
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Try this
www.typenow.net/files/a/adlib.zip
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Yep, that'll be it :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:49, archived)
# hahaha
Clinton's dog was called Socks, and therefore I think the vote was rigged to make children everywhere think about cigar/vagina interaction

Dirty BBC!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Oh Waspy
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Er
Children everywhere me
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:08, archived)
# o_0



(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:11, archived)
# "Me" as in Wasp Box
not "me" as in 'pot.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Greta
q
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Arf
I wonder if our Prod has done this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Hahaha! Lully!
This gets a mega click!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Woo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Lo's! My first post, be nice


Sorry if I run off and don't post replies but i'm at work.
Yay kittens!

(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Hehe!
Shoot the cat!

*runs
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Spot the Dog
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:42, archived)
# What about Spot?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:44, archived)
# that's awesome :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:42, archived)
#
filesize? check
hummus? check
kitten? check

you will not leave


ps....hahahahahaha I'm not at work
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:42, archived)
# He's had it.
Or at least he WILL have it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:43, archived)
# croeso i b3ta
tynnu yn chadair
siopa yn cathfair
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:44, archived)
# bless you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:45, archived)
# ta!
Thanks everyone! I've been looking at b3ta for years but never got round to posting stuff. I'll do some animations soon too.
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:46, archived)
# What is this?
Welsh Friday?
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Haha Wales
It's funny because it's not a real place.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Heeeelp - I'm fadiiiinnnnnnnning...........!
* ceases to exist
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Oh God I hope so
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:55, archived)
# tidy
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:00, archived)
# I'll get my longbow...
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:57, archived)
# That's excellent for a veteran-post, let alone a first :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:44, archived)
# wow!
I am a Desktop publisher so I've had a bit of photoshop experience.
Thought I should post with the traditional kitten theme, Yarr! (few days late tho)
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Hello
Welcome

Ace first post
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Hello
Welcome

Ace first post

[edit] How did I do that? I didn't mean to. :S
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:49, archived)
# I thought b3ta rejected duplicate posts
:¬/
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:54, archived)
# I thought this too
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Prolly coz its so slow on here?
maybe registered both clicks at same time.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:02, archived)
# How original
See what I did there?

Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:50, archived)
# oh hai!
woo to you, world's coolest noob!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Ahhhh - nicely done, sir
You'll like it here.

Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:51, archived)
# that be a good first post
woo! and welcomes
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Woo and Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:55, archived)
# most excellent
Mr Owl endorses this post
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:56, archived)
# a fine first post
congrats
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Yay and woo
Thanks for all the comments I'm off home now from work yay woo!
Have a good weekend everyone!
I might be on later depends on how wasted I get over the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:00, archived)
# 'grats mate
Nice 1st post
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Hooray for you!
Also: your pic!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!!
That's brilliant!!!

*Edit* And welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Last one for today
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# 'ello Mr. teh emvee
Long time no see.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)
# hey ghostie
been w**king...and that thing called facebook.

how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Meh, the usual
Wanking over your facebook page:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:02, archived)
# hahahaha
poor führer
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:40, archived)
# "rigorous" has me grinning like EMAP
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:40, archived)
# LOL
:P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7631757

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:43, archived)
# hee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:45, archived)
# I don't see Branson being jailed for that
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Christina - Wrath of God

Bin dun?
(The Venerable Tweed Is still lurking on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)
# have you given her a extra hairy fanny?
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)
# and an extra long tampon string?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)
# :)
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Herzogtastic!
edit - I think she looks better with Klaus Kinskis head on.....
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)
# I am confused
partly because of this, partly because I've just seen pictures of that antiques kid that grew up and had breasts installed having the sex with a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)
# creepy antiques-kid-turned-tranny sex FTW
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:49, archived)
# what about
Christine Aguido?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Pffffttt!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 18:18, archived)
[challenge entry] i figured it out ....


this is her secret on stage training no one seems to notice....
(FATSHARK smokey flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)
# hehe
nicely


great frothage
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# thanks
love the message ile save it for later ... munch munch....
(FATSHARK smokey flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)
# message?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)
# erm yeah
for the compliment then
(FATSHARK smokey flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:43, archived)
# ile?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Nastasie
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# oooh
i see. clever.

0 - 15
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:41, archived)
# I only saw the top half to that pic for a moment...
Changed the meaning completely....
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)
# ^ what he said
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Cock! ahahahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Cock? On b3ta? Can't be!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7632524
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)
# It's interesting
When I'm at work, I feel like I could more easily explain why I'm looking at a picture of tubgirl compared to looking at some dodgy cdc.

Am I alone in this regard?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I guess so.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Hmmm
why does the image of tubgirl spring to mind here?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)
# ^ ditto this statement
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Scat?...
$%^&*($£"!!$^&___++++@@@@@:: ?
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# SPAM!
havingapoo.blogspot.com
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Dirty bugger....!


*Just been informed that I was beaten to it with this pic. Bah!

(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Eep
Have you been away for yonks or is my memory worse than I feared?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)
# about half a yonk..
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Blimey
Well it's good that you are back.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)
# oi oi
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# The Sting picture in your profile..
I nearly shat myself laughing!
Hehehehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:43, archived)
# :D
message in a baaaaaahttle yeeh
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Thank you.
Have a Jaffa Cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Haha!
Durty girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha
yep, she's always in a puddle of wee!
b3ta.com/board/7636813
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Aren't we all on a Friday night?
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)
# the ether the ether
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)
# That's not too far off of the truth
I've seen her in Camden
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# haha top work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Admission of guilt?


Click for bigger (247KB)
(jimbobaggins, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Errr - eh?
Did you shop that, if so: RIS. If not: I don't understand, either
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)
# It has Gerry McCann in it!!
it must therefore be funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)
# It is
very subtle. I wonder if you can spot it...
(jimbobaggins, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:40, archived)
# I have spent 12 minutes
not being able to spot it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Context change
through punctuation. Have a look on the Scotsman website.
(jimbobaggins, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:52, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:54, archived)
# hahaha
excellent response.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:20, archived)
# I'm too feckin' lazy
I just gave up.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:54, archived)
# it's the inverted commas
Gerry McCann "came" close to the abductor...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Does that mean
it must be his wife?

news.scotsman.com/uk.cfm?id=1514682007
(jimbobaggins, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:57, archived)
# later than last week, earlier than the week before
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue295/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I'm first
Weeeeeeeee!

As my exulted fist in the post status I get to ask a question.

Do you ever wake up on a Friday and go; Fuck, have to do another newletter!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# A new letter?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)
# It's like news
but with only one article.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)
# which is exactly like the news at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)
# WHat's she said
With bells on and less dyslexia!

'ningles defector:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Defector?
Cos I don't live "there" anymore? *points north*

I did a swop, one of me for 10 backpackers, as long as they stay in your hostel.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Lol
Well as soon as I have enough saved I'm buggering off to Oz for good. This place is buggered!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)
# So I hear
I usually dismiss reports as sounding too much like Dail Mail stories but many people close to me have confirmed what you have said.

This place is far from perfect but I love it warts and all.

If you have the right attitude (and I believe you do) you can make it almost anywhere*.

Because B3ta is portable! :)

*Excludes places like Zimbabwe, DRC, Iraq, Columbia, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Hahaha
And any place with either 'The People's Republic of' or 'The Democratic Republic of'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)
# *bows down to exaulted fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)
# *glories*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# *makes a mess*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# disgraceful - go to the back of the class
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Just in time to go with my cuppa!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)
# The "places with faces" site is woo!
;)
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Huzzarrrrrrr
I consider this a part win
*reads*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)
# *shares medal*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# If it was earlier than the week before
then today would be a fortnight ago, which is clearly bonkers.
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)
# this is much better than that
one earlier
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Is it friday?
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# *yays*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
# been a while since I posted any animations


So have some old skool silliness.
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Well that's what happens when you cross the streams
'ningles all and woo DICY

EDIT: I'm going to call you Dicky from now on:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Hallelujah!


I got a bit fed up with this to be honest...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)
# buk buk buk
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# bukkirk!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# You and me both
*yawns*
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)
# :|
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Four fat chicks!
Woo and groan
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Pfffft
have I spanged you today yet? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I dunno
did you see the Thinnest post?

or this: www.b3ta.com/board/7636161?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)
# aaah
we were so much younger back then - so full of hope.

/gotbitterquick.blog
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# *spangs*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)
# This is funny before the chickens
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:17, archived)
# argh!
giant fat birds
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:17, archived)
# FROM DOWN TOWN!
HE'S ON FIRE!

Weekend Woo yay

I just finfished one of teh big things I'm supposed to do with my time on an annual basis
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)
# wahey
that anim was started first thing this morning, but things got in the way

got loads done but Monday is looking busy...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)
# they must be attracted to the grain
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)
# perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please
Genuine lol
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha
This made me lol
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Took far too long but
ahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)
# lost
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)
# I certainly didn't give her a SEDATIVE
*rubs ear*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# T'was all a dream
Shit this could be too!

*pinches self*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha
excellent.

I see you're not part of the clique.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# it's nick fucking cotton
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)
# wasn't he already dead in 2005?
CONSPIRACY!?!??! WHERE'S HIS LEFT ARM?!!?!?!?!::!p{pl!:?!?!?!~?@#!@#@!:#
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!! now it becomes clear
That McCann woman killed her own daughter and killed Nick Cotton....
I bet she did in Barry Evans as well.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# THE PLOT GROWS DEEPER
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# laudable actions

long may the destruction of soap characters...stars...actors people continue
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# and his fellow fruit criminal Nick Berry
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)
# pfft
'fruit criminal'
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# hehehe
never did like that twunt

Or Nick Cotton
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] AAARRGH !!!!


Bad vocals aren't the only thing that comes out here mouth ....
(FATSHARK smokey flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# hahaha O.o
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# farkin ell
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)
# euwwww
wwwwesome
(The_Vector_Directors are balls to the wall horror, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)
# hahahaaa!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Nicely done!
TJ: I'm never going to be able to sleep again.
In English this morning, the guy next to me let out an almighty fart, and he looked shocked..I was soon to find out why.

He reached into his underwear, and when he pulled his hand back out, it turns out he'd followed through. Alot. That kid needs to see a doctor (Of the head kind, also)

*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)
# O_o
Haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
# admit it, you got a hard-on

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)
# It was there when I woke up and it just won't go away!!!!!
people keep trying not to stare at it, but I know they are... I got up from the table after a meeting and nearly too the table with me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Haha
TJJ: I've been trying to conquer my fear of spiders by infesting my bedroom with them, and trying to live with them in peace.
I killed one yesterday, and felt really bad - I think I'm growing attatched to them.
I just managed to hold one of the newborns :)
Any ideas for names? Or should I just call them all Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Spiders are great
there's a big one that lives in our living room

I turn the telly off when it's about, so I can hear it walking
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Like the sound of 2 horses galloping
I've had a couple of those, they like the chimneybreast for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)
# the cat eats all mine
*crunch crunch*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# My cat has no teeth
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Dave should suffice
don't go as far as Milkman Dan though
www.tomkitching.co.uk/spider/spider.html
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)
# THAT'S THE MOST MINGING BLOG I'VE EVER SEEN. GODDAMN I HATE SPIDERS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)
# its tech term
is "SHART"
half shit half fart.
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
#
Tom Brown's Poo Days
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)
# they're still teaching ENGLISH?
you want to get in on that Mandarin action, one step ahead of the game sunshine, that's where you need to be!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# We were trying to read Silas Marner at the time.
I'm just glad he didn't wipe any on me.

I bet he's fucking glad it's friday.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# ah, so friday is Pants Changing Day?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Silas Fucking Marner
I feel your pain

this is one of the dullest books ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Nah - The General Prologue is far FAR worse
/dropped out of this course at A level blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# fucking hell
middle english at 'a' level? you poor bastard!

/did something easy like Graham Greene blog
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Seriously - It was crap.
I despise Chaucer. I was scarred for life - SCARRED I TELL YA!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# was it a nutty butty?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)
# You do realise that you are now going to be referred to as 'The kid who hangs around with the Poo-kid'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Well he is now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Where the hell do you go to school?
Incontinent children and knowing all sorts of rude words.

I used to worry about the young 'uns on b3ta but now I think I should be more worried about the sheltered older folk.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# I've been off work since Wednesday due to the world falling out of my ass
therefore I darent let the toothless one utter as much as a syllable without running to the crapper first.
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Haha
Good stuff, but what the devil is going on with the eyes of the woman behind her?
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)
#
I think she's looking surprised

maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
# It's a Liquify Spong!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)
# They look like melon spoons
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)
# yeah she is surprised
jus started to get bord so yano... sped it up a little thanks for the comment
(FATSHARK smokey flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Class....
Right... I'm lager tiem!

Laters all!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Have a good one, Joseph
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)
# mmm,
sexy
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Well now
that's my lunch postponed :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:07, archived)

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