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# She even laughs at them!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)
# She's taking her life into her hands
and no mistake
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Bitch
How dare she.
(also click)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)
# that's absolute brilliant!
is always the details that make it
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# SauronWibble smash..
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Hits?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)
# potato
.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)
# King Edward.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Queen Latifa
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)
# The Prince and the Pauper.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)
# The Princess and the Pea?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Knight to Bishop eight.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)
# ha ha
stale mate
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Beverly Knight to..
fuck it I'm bored.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# that's an old one isn't it?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I gots it
on my profile I just realised but I don't remember posting
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)
# really?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)
# bloody hell
poirot!!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Poirot
or pedantic git, you decide
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)
# ive decided you lie
and prodg is funny.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# dry yer eyes :P
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)
# shan't
I refuse.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Blimey
2004. No wonder.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Ha!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# And a big one
*clicks heels*
*gives hitler salute*
*invades Poland*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# I'm glad I've not seen this profile pic..
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Dumbledore outed!
She made it up at the last minute :P

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# You bad man!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)
# hahahah
wtf is this from?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
# I found it on some strange price comparison site.
whilst looking for a new TV

/too much information blog
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)
# He He
Can't remember who did that
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)
# what happens if I do this?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)
# This is ace!
I could watch it for hours. infact..
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)
# It's a bit of gem, isn't it?
:)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)
# You've speeded him up!
And what's the purple thing there?

Edit: I *was* kidding.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)
# They personalise em now apparently.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# hahahaha
just as i was searching for a 'FAIL' image, it came to life!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# I was searching for a good method to seek people's reaction time.
Thank you for obliging. ;)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)
# nice one :)
Just imagine if your name was really 'Alex Redex' though - shudder

I'm going to google + look in yellow pages to find someone with that name and then maybe i will phone them if i can still talk later on.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Font!
Woo.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)
# I tried to be

Gilbert & George
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
# ended up more like Zippy and George
/only kiddin ;)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# LOL
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Could say he'd bungled it....
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
# perhaps he got his twanger out?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# or
bounced his balls
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
yeah I spose
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Ahh, the country life
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
# haha!
ace!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
# If they are on b3ta, they will know the origional.
OR THEY ARE GAY.

woo btw.*click*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Says you
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)
# acely done.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Nicely!
good shadowage..
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
# that's brilliant
but why was I expecting an unexpected horse?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Because you were expecting it
Clearly, if you expect an unexpected horse it can no longer exist and disappears in a puff of logic.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# is this some sort of "science"?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)
# I know nothing of science
It be witchcraft, or maybe smoke and mirrors. What is this this 'science' of which you speak?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# hush hush
let us not be found speaking about such forbidden topics
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)
# hahaha... great
Have Gilbert and Sullivan in familiar pose!

(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Haha, excellent
Sullivan always looks a little mutated in that pic....
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# nicely done.
i honestly hope the quo look at this site and see how famous they really are.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)
#



- One week to go now until the Derby bash, all you sexy peoples who have been taunting and teasing us with the possibility of turning up, now is the time to finally relent and give us sweet, sweet relief! that is to say SIGN UP!

- Those of you who are unable to attend in person, I'm getting together a 'hall of apologies', images from people who wanted to be there but couldn't for whatever reason. If you want to be included in this then please gaz or email me an image suitable to print out on A4 and laminate. It can be anything you want, but essentially just needs to be something to represent yourself at the bashage and signed, though I'd appreciate you taking it easy on my poor failing ink cartridges ;)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:47, archived)
# I've had a few ideas
I shall do something in the five minutes spare I have tonight :-)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:49, archived)
# I just can't be arsed.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Then you don't fall into the category of 'want to be included'
and can happily sit back content that you need take no further action :)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Ha!
I think I'll go for that second option ;)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)
# this
be A GOOD chap and make me a cardboard cut-out?

actually - there may still be one of me roaming around Norwich from when I couldn't attend Archie's bash...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)
# I'm afraid of what people might do with it
;)

Oohohohohoh! early home time, suckas!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)
# I might not be able to go now :(
Arahan might have to do photoshoot for his photography coursework
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:52, archived)
# :O
NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)
# I would come on my own,
but my parents are liek "OH NOES you cannot meet internet people on your own!1!111"
and i DID tell them i'd be able to stay round yours, then yesterday? or the day before or something, i mentioned it again and they r like "WTFOMG U'R INSANE" :(

I'm well unhappy.
Took a day off work too...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)
# You work
yet you listen to your parents?

How bizarre!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Its part time.
I college.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)
# home collegeing?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
# er.. England like colleging.
school til 16, college 16-18ish, usually then uni!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)
# i see
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)
# or sixth form at school
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# How old are you?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)
# I'm 17.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)
# and your testicles haven't descended yet?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)
# *checks*
have.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)
# oh well.
you wouldnt've been able to drink anyway then.
=D
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Yeh, but i have made a 'correction' to my student ID.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
# bloody students.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Arf!
:)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Then, with all due respect, fuck 'em
I'm a great supporter of respecting your parents, but 17 is old enough to take a few calculated risks you feel it's acceptable to take/trust your own judgement.

It's just a party, I'm not going to say 'we're not weirdos!' because we are, but we're not dangerous weirdos (mostly) and you'd probably be safer in the group than you would be a lot of other times.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
# really?
mum, i'm fucking going out tonight and be back when i'm back.





i'll go to my room.......
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Right-o son!
I respect that you're old enough to make your own mistakes now, and am confident that you're also mature enough to realise that this means you take responsibility for any consequences also as well

...and fucking TIDY it while you're up there!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
#
yes mummy.....
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# I'm going to quote that at them.
Like bible people do.
:D
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Hahah, good stuff

/dawning sense of dread
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# JESSIE; POST 7724480
and lo' it was written, "Then, with all due respect, fuck 'em"
You lived in china? know what 'Ni hao' means?
Ni hao if you do.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
# ni hao!
ni hao ma?

Yes, I did, but I can't speak Chinese sadly, just learnt enough to get by for the 10 months out there :)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I learned how to say "hi, who are you? how are you? bye"
But i've forgotten the others..
chinese is ace.
Doing japanese soon.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Alllllllllllllllllllll of this
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I shall be in remotest Scotland
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Oooh yes, forgot
*jealouses*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)
# jealouses?
of scotland?
nutter
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)
# To be honest
I'd rather be anywhere but here on Saturday. Scotland is nice and far away!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)
# might make something
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Strap on horns
For the head!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)
# O.o

not going..but I'll make a pic
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)
# I shall raid my stash
and send a bag full of pot ;)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Oooh, will you please make an image/sign your name somewhere?
I know it was never really a possibility you getting over, but I'd love for you to be there in some sense :)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
# BOOHOO!!!!!
i'll be at beaulie!
someone have a pint of strongbow for me!!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Smashing!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
Everything's funny on crack.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha, he LOVES it
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# "and what better what to round of a fantastic meal than with a spot of...
Whisky"

That's it mun, get doon yer neck!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I've seen 3 videos of these bashes over the years,
suffice to say, im never going to one.

A house full of people trying to act as wacky and funny as their online alter egos = cringe.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# misery guts....
=)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Wacky? Funny?
No work required for you then
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
# I've only been to two, but most of the people are a lot more down to earth - thankfully
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
# miserable shit
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
# I have never seen anything like this story ever in my life before.
I bet B3ta will have a field day with it!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
# The sarcasm is strong in this one...
use the forks
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)
# hmmm
forks

(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:52, archived)
# LOL
LOL
SWIRL ANOTHER PICTURE, HUMAN!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Ok Ok
lazy I know but so was the paedo guy..
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)
# well he did have 200 pictures to do
and he evaded the law for quite some time with a simple filter which took german 'experts' ages to reverse.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)
# maddie lol
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)
# lol that's sooo funny


3 week ago.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)
# oooooooooooohhh
handbags.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)
# no just the facts

/columbo
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)
# AARRRGHHHH...
somebody tell Kate she has a huge fucking swirl growing out of her head!!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Kate, you have a huge fucking swirl growing out of your head.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:49, archived)
# SKILLZORZ
LOLZ
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)
# RIS ???
..

who is the source image family, and why the 'twirl'???

just thought - what if his face was stationary, and all the family were spinning around at 540rpm, with the camera attached by scaffolding to the mom's legs. That would produce the same effect.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Please tell me you're joking
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)
# only if you promise not to make me an "arguido"
.. yes i was being sarcastic :)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Diana, Charles, Willy, Harry and Maddie
*daily mail blog*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Stop the world!!!!!!!!!
We have found the ONE person who has not been driven to an inch from insanity by the press coverage....

Lucky Sod that you are
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I think we found the next Unabomber
*calls german internet police experts*
*is told that it will take enormous technical effort to figure out that number to identify the computer that is connected to the internetwork, because the tubes are clogged*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)
# That has both Yey and loads of WooOOOoooOOOooo
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha - that baby should be harnessed by 'greens' to make dynamo energy or something.
that is an ace pic too!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)
# She was full of laughter.

We hated her...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Top hummus.
Witha side-serving of arf!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Hert family name is either Rossi or Parfitt
or Rofitt or something
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)
# rofflecopter?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)
# She was Emily....
Emily Lol-Rofflechops (double barrel surname)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Is that mediocre's house in the top one?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)
# It is.

The laughing cunt
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
A worthy newcomer to the Quo tradition.

Incidentally, on a point of b3ta theology, do the Quo cause disasters or just turn up to laugh at them? I've always wondered.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Teh Quo have caused the disaster.
according to wikipedia. Altough some massive twunt has deleted most of it
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
# horse free
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)
# They just are there....
Everytime, even if events happen on different continents, stars will implode and planets lose gravitational pull, simply to align and make sure the Qou attend the next event.
It will never be stopped and has happened since the dawn of time.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Aha!
So it is an event horizon Stephen Hawkiny thing then. Hurrah for SCEINCE
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Amelia hated practising in her tofu
It was so damn cumbersome

(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)
# random
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)
# 723057246125084
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Not really
Tofu - Tutu
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# you win a cucumber
and a walk on part in Allo Allo
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Gud Moaning
I ave the candle wiv the 'andle in the Gataux at the Chataeu
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)
# I see you've already claimed your prize
nice work Sir
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Don't forget the drug in the jug
And the pill in the till!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)
# aszlkdb
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)
# One of us has lost the plot now....
*looks for plot*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)
# I left it in Keighley
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Keira Knightley?
Far too fat!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
# pffft
i've never tried tofu.
i imagine it's rank
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
# And why not try faux-fu
for the tofu intolerant?


/buggered if I can remember which cartoon this came from, probably the Simpsons blog.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# or hu-fu
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Done properly, it's bloody gorgeous
Cooked by me, it's rank
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# it mostly
resembles eating one of those sponges people use for washing up...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
# but chewier and with less taste
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Nice shoppery!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Haha
I had a completely spangable idea this morning. Might do this tonight.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# hooray
*employs long-distance mind-reading trick to steal idea*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)
# *employs long-distance mind-reading intercept trick to steal*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# The hard part will be to keep it SFW
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Pfffff
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Classy Work, there...
:)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# JPG!
*smoooooshes*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# hehehe
and I guessed it was you too before I saw your name!

:)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha - nice one :) - yay for ballerinas in the dark too - they are very sexy!

(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Yay for ballerina freaks.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!
*air click*
This is great! :D
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Noice!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Dodgy bloke was selling this in the pub last night


It smells of Macaulay Culkin's wee
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Arfitudinally marvlius!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)
# I once bought Homme O Cologne
and I suddenly had lots of mates down at my favourite winebar.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)
# hai karate kid
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)
#
pffft
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)
# You Brut
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)
# That would explain Michael Jackson's smell
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)
# ha.
how do you know what his wee smells like in the first place?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I collect
celebrity wee
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)
# V I P?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)
# nicely
woo
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Pffft
:)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Hehehehe s'true!
Jo Malone's French Lime Blossom smells like wee when it's 6 years old.
*knows from experience*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# That's brilliant!
Clicks like mad
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)
# cracking stuff
good who-mousse
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
Thats great.

Go directly to FP, do not pass /talk, collect 200 woo.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:03, archived)
# ^^ This
and more!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha!
FILTHY MAN!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)
# their faces
are the best thing.
*clicks*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely done
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Love your stuff
You don't post nearly enough of it
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Thanks :)
Not enough time to do more, work keeps getting in the way of things... :(
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Bloody work
Bugger them all to hell
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I've tried that...
Got a warning for it ;)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)
# I'm still on community service
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)
# hahahahhaha
giggly wanking
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Oh god
Cheri Blair is my ideal woman - in a lesbian clinch with Ann Widdecombe and not Doctor Gillian McKeith.

Is that so wrong?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)
# *summons the men in white coats*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Ergh!
You pervert!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)
# You called?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)
# only if you don't video it
and post it on the interweb.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)
# there goes my lunch
check and a mindbleach please
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Doing bot games.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)
# HA!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)
# haahha
This is how it happened.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha - superb !! *clicks*
Cherie's face is a picture of disgust, even though she will not give up the perks and trappings of the lifestyle she has in order to openly vent the inner nausea she has for her perverted and twisted husband.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)
# yay for human traffic based posts
and woo for skill!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yes!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Nice one...
BRUVVVA!!!!

What a film.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I SAID....
NIICE ONE BRAAAAAAAAVAAAAAAAAAAA!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)
# That's rather wonderful.
That is.
(, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:54, archived)
# bah to the new comp I'm sticking with the old one.


with less than impressive results.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:59, archived)
# seams ok
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:00, archived)
# ok, i'll enter last week's compo with a repost
i'll enter last week's compo with a repost
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:01, archived)
#
no women, no kids, no reds
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Wtf happened to the guy who made those little animated toons?
Like ducks with teeth and one of Noel chasing someone with a box?

EDIT: I think his name was bubbles...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)
# The Neville, Butters and I had a mini Edmunds Bandwagon ages ago.
So I imagine it was Butters.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)
# I don't know
but whatever happened to Butters?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)
# He's being held in Imaginationland by some terrorists
Obviously :P
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Fair enough
I assumed he'd got too famous for the likes of us poor plebs.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Says you.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)
# He is a little scamp.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)
# someone is manufacturing new edmondses!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)
# A new clone is needed every 8.45 days,
someone keeps killing them.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)
# pfft
noels mong-face
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:56, archived)
# hahahahah 'boke'
: )
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Geraldine looks very scary
*fears*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Hehehe
nice stylee

/edit: holy shitting FUCK! I just heard there's a huge fire very close to my house
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:59, archived)
# I'm sure that's a bad thing
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I can see the roof of my house in one of the pics
seems okay though
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:00, archived)
# The tall pointy one?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:03, archived)
# ;)
No.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)
# The slightly flatter less pointy one?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Yes.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)
# That charcoal-y looking one?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)
# I hope not.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)
# is it youtube material?
also 'ning everyone
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:01, archived)
# can't understand a word of that
was the Reporter drunk?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Just look at the pretty pictures, freebees
;)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:03, archived)
# ja
ist oot gerpooj

oranjeboom heineken
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)
# haha!
:)

(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)
# A carpentry shop near me went up last night
It was quite spectacular!

(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:01, archived)
# i had a recyclyng warehous last week
i was lucky the wind was blwing in the opposite direction from my house
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:03, archived)
# With mine
There were loads of explosions, it was like bonfire night!
Not close enough to hit us tho
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)
# This was an old church, used as a museum for a famous local painter and sculptor.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)
# That's bad
Was he any good?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:06, archived)
# No.
;)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)
# That's ok then
;)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)
# oo dear
but then again, "de brand ontstond rond half twee"

that sounds quite fluffy
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)
# only a half twee
I want a full one!

stat!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)
# *gives full twee*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Red sky in the morning
Sheperds warning:

Red sky at night.....



Chipshop on fire!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Chipshop's alight?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)
# No dinner tonight.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)
# nah, it's ok - don't panic
looks like they are just choosing another pope or something.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Fabulous, sir
:)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)
# so that's why they keep spotting her everywhere...
does this get me to hull any more, or are people not so bothered now?
perhaps only as far as doncaster these days

*feeble disclaimer: obviously, i'm not wishing her any harm in this. i hope she turns up safe and well.
same as i do with all other people who've gone missing but haven't been on tv & in the papers constantly
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Should have shopped the title a bit more:
"Come on maddie"

Then maybe you would be able to reach Hull.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Hahaha
I laughed at this one.

:)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)
# hmm, looks like that puppet thing
out of "the dark crystal". freaky.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Holy crap, it does too...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)
# maybe
the universe is stuck in an infinite loop .. one day that picture will end up on a young puppeteers bed side table, inspiring him to create an amazing work of art in the form of "the dark crystal"


or it's just coincidence.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)
# *fears*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)
# now THAT
is terrifying
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)
# not what
you said when you had her last Tuesday night ..
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)
# i knew i shouldn't have let you take the other end..
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)
# you're
just a sharing kinda guy ;)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Have.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Has anyone got directions to Hull?
I feel I should go there as soon as possible
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)
# It only got 2nd place
on worst places to like in the uk on "LocationLocationLocation" last night.

did they not visit Leicester?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)
# it is
graping my squildo too...

o_O
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:57, archived)
# oh. my. good. god.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)
# = bjork
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Is it bad
that I blame the parents?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)
# No.
Just good old-fashioned common sense.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)
# you mean like
"don't put your hand in the boiling water to check the temperature"?

I just can't believe that any parent would go to a foreign country and shut their children in a room, then go out to a restaurant!!!
There's a little law in this country to stop parents doing that ... so why go and do it when you're abroad? I tell you .. if they were my doctors, I wouldn't want them seeing me or my kids.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)
# You're so cynical.
It's the parents I feel sorry for - it must be a nightmare.






Being right on the brink of being discovered for 6 months.

"We didn't burn her!"
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
probably true.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)
# A bit of Aphex Twin
I do like a bit of that
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Joe Scaramanga has a great story about falling asleep drunk
While watching 8mm, which features Come To Daddy in it.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Available now, in time for Christmas

(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)
# *laughs wrongly*
the more i read of the replies, the less guilty i feel for posting this in the first place...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)
# That's a bit good
nice find and well executed.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)
# yeah
and the picture's not bad either
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Ba-dum!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Stars! HAPPY SOCK-ROCKING STARS!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)
# they certainly are happy
what nice stars
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)
# See how they swoosh!
*Swooshes*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Leet : )
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)
# LIKE!
They are happy :)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Woo
Good stuff

:D
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)
# that would make a great wallpaper.
Can I have them in 1900x1280 :-)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Ok.
I'll GAZ you a link.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I like this -
but it needs bigger more maniacle grins :D
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeee!!!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)
# need new trousers now?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)
# WEeeeeeeeee!
nicely!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Wallpapered!
All right :D
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)
# There is an even more massive one
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:05, archived)
# what really goes on at night
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)
# I would move and quickly
These are crazy.

(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I just thought I'd say I like this
Cos I know how frustrating it is to get a pic lost in a deluge on here
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)
# awww thanks
i thought you all hated me.
:(
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Nah, just the way it happens on here sometimes
It's a total bugger, but what can you do?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)
# spin cheeses on my fingers!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)
# All at the same time
or individually?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
# :)
More of this!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)
# It's true.


I've seen it.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)
# ooh...I like
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Now that the novelty has worn off,
my new phone is just really annoying...



(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Haha, ace =)
ace =)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# You sir are a genius
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# *paces*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Sorry didn't see that!
I'll try and get onto that tonight. What sort of thing - one of my birdies or one of my milestones?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Completely up to you
Preferably easy on my ink cartridges, but just something that is yours so we can put your name up for people to be thinking of you :)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I'll think on it
When d'you need it by (at the latest)?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Well at the latest is probably Friday evening
But sooner the better really, then I can rest easy o/
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Hoofed!
Nicelllly :D
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# like-a-lot
for the third frame did you type "someone holding something small and square and red" into google images?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# hahaha
At first I thought, this is shit

But then I realised it was actually brilliant
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# ^ very much this
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# haha. lovely
i'll be very disappointed if you didn't do that with a real one
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Arf!
Great hummus!
*clicks*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# What an ace first post to see
when arriving at the board. Woo!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# ha!
lovely punchline
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Single use phones!
It's the future!

Woo yay!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Wonderful Work, sir
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha
want
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha
now with vibrate!!

Woo
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)
# I love it
I'm sure it'd be marketable for kids.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Ah, another FP-to-be :D
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)
# You win the internet
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Why do some people
get all the hummus?

/pouts
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)
# haha nice
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
# That last frame...
... is genius.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:45, archived)
# brilliant, made me laugh like a loon
woo yay houpla!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:30, archived)
# hail king monkeon
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:21, archived)
# ohh!! huzzah!
that was my 5000th post!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# -looks for nudity-
(, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# I sweares I posted a comment on how ace this is!
well as I cant see it here you go again:
"ACE"
(, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Trouble in top field


Click for bigger (100KB)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# John DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEre
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Call for Jethro Larkin!
That cow is looking at me in a very odd way.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# 'nings!
*manhugs*

Y'alreet?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Not so dusty, mon ami.
Pretty good for a Monday, anyhow
:)

Your good self, sir?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# That tractor is far away!
Yes I know it's in front!
Science, you see!


Woo pic!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# That is one fucking big cow you got there.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Yes, but can it be...
but can it be......I can't bring myself to finish that sentence =)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# There's nay a bull alive with the needed girth
Plus, think of the spash damage....
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# this is how the archers should end
and believe me, it should fucking end
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Burn The Heretic!
Well, actually on second thoughts, you might be right.

especially after last Wednesday's episode
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:32, archived)
# i'll have the steak.
O_O
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Sauce 'Au Poivre' with that, sir?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)
# 'lo Son
I'm going to be needing an image from you too, there's an easy way and hard way...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:35, archived)
# been there.
"the big cow", in downtown australia.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Bonzi Farmer!
fantastic
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Who did this?


[EDIT: It was TBL: www.b3ta.com/board/7715719 ]
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I don't know
what is it?


/webfilters and online image editor not working blog
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Try this
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:32, archived)
# i did.
thats right.
now you owe me £50 for using my stuff!!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# It's amazing what you can do in Paint XP

(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# *twirls mouse*
ouch!
my head!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# what do you mean?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# whats the prize?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I remeber that
Erm ..... cant help with who tho, sorry.

T'was friday though
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Yes, I opened it in IR and started putting the whale in as it was pertinant to the thread
then i found it this morning and have no idea.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# so you're starting a new thread with an anim made by someone else?
Edit: no, you're not.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# No.
Re-read my post and try again.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I didn't understand your post
and I didn't think that was a whale, I thought it was a carp.

but Tan has clarified for me. I take back the faq directing post
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)
# The whale was never there before
He means the original.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# The original anim was someone elses
He's added whaleage...I think?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# MULTI-PASS
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# It's Northern Ireland person
Can't remember the name.......

Tribs?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Ahh
You may be right there.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Glasscoed it
Can't find it.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# TBL - I knew it began with a T!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Ttssattsr
or wolf maybe?

Ok maybe not
:)

[ed] whistles
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)

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