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Ning all

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:13, archived)

wow.

those beatties sure know how to party

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)

beatie wooooo

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)

Tutt! *pounces*

Do you want a lift to Derby?
I'm driving down, this time.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:26, archived)

~~driv~~ go

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:29, archived)

I know you'll be coming!

oo-er!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:33, archived)

Whoops, there go my bloomers

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:34, archived)

Yay for this kind of stuff!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:27, archived)

Woo for Beattie

(The Asshole Formerly Known as George F Train GHOST WOLF FUCK WASHER, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:02, archived)

killerkitti?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:25, archived)

'snorts'

hehehe

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McBadger COW, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:09, archived)

Yay!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)

You'd better watch out...

bigger!

Zombie Santa Claus is coming to town...♫

biro

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)

Woo

And indeed Yay!

(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)

how make music note?

santa claws
AICMFP

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)

Yay!

I'll leave a glass of blood and a brain pie by the fireplace for him

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)

WOO!

did he bring spicy brains?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)

Well

not bring so much as take

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)

Most brill!

as ever!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)

fuck me sideways!

this is a santa you can believe in!

*clicks, and hard*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)

thats aceness

yay zombies

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)

Very cool!

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Chisel, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:22, archived)

merry christmauls.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)

woo

is this your chrimbo card this year?

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)

One of them, yes.

I'm still struggling for ideas.

Another was ;
www.biro-art.com/peartree-in-a-partridge.html

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:28, archived)

awesome

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Shada, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:27, archived)

And he comes down the chimney

Piece by piece...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:29, archived)

fan-bloody-tastic

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:23, archived)

GREAT

glad I finished w**k early today or I'd have missed this!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:14, archived)

For finished wank early?

There's meds you can get for premature ejaculation, you know.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:34, archived)

Fucking amazing,

as always.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:27, archived)

nicely coloured

very nicely indeed!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)

It's a puppet.

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:11, archived)

who ordered the egg-fried rice?

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:21, archived)

pffttt

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:26, archived)

This was funnier

in my head than in real life.

C'est la vie....

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:31, archived)

I think the one in the middle

Wants to Sue for peace.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:32, archived)

that's

a clean sweep of a pun

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:33, archived)

This war, there will be no American/Iraqi babies.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

They are all gay. Count on it!!

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)

Navy?

it's landlocked. (practically)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)

THE WORLD IS LANDLOCKED!?

Why was I not informed of this!?

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)

brain. error

*reboots*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)

It's true

Earth has no borders that join with the ocean.

We're entirely vacuum-locked.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)

That's global warming for ya

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Monty Propps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)

im sure the people in basra will be overjoyed to hear that

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)

Yay!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)

Not the oil depots.

Several thousand US Navy stationed in the gulf region. :)

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)

We're gonna need a bigger box!

;)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)

That box , is just for the weekend,

for those three gobs. :)

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)

"Protects from anal bleeding!"

Woo!

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Monty Propps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)

Gay sailors lol!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)

racist

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)

Using gay Russian sailors in a picture is not racist!!!

They're not even black!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:09, archived)

/standard Sea men joke

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)

Not High Quality semen then?

With 30% lees salt!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)

and Omega 3!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)

Have a vaguely connected wartime TOAP

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)

hahaha

It's funny cos it's true

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)

*signs up*

which way to the cocks?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:18, archived)

www.nhs.gov.uk/recruitment/nursing/lookingatcocks

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:27, archived)

I didn't click the link....but...

Woo for funnyness... SFW?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:32, archived)

what?

no horses

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:34, archived)

he must have his legs back over his head

and shes looking at it from underneath

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)

She's not daft

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)

She likes balls too. And anuses.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:28, archived)

is it sploding sun monday?

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)

Digital-sun-digit-splosion.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)

I too can shoot numbers whilst pointing at grass with my gigantic metal sun-finger.

Woo!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)

Mighty are his binary digits

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)

is that a tesco barcode scanner?

checking out the watercress?....

in the year 3792 at 5.72pm.

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)

This looks like the cover to an Isaac Asimov book...

I can heartily endorse that sort of thing.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)

I LOVE Issac Asimov.

i think i have all his records.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)

Woo

is that the winning lottery numbers I see?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)

And, Lo, there were 1s and 0s

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)

i think

i might have seen a 2...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)

"why i oughta"

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:29, archived)

That's ace

reminds me of a front cover for Crash! or Zzapp! magazine

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:13, archived)

christ!!

crash, Thats was a long time ago.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)

I loved my monthly dose of Crash :(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:27, archived)

me too.

i used to sit and do the tutorials for ages on my spacky speckie.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:39, archived)

God yeh

Loved spending 2 hours typing in a hex machine-code listing published in there and realising you mistyped somewhere

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:40, archived)

long before de-bugging warez too...

The fucking JOY.. i used to go to bed with the sound of magnetic data streaming thru my mind too. :D

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:43, archived)

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bip

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee biddliddliddliddddlidlibiddlididdlididididididllidllideeeeeeeeediddldiddlddildldlddiidididididididididididildldlddiidididididididididididildldlddiididididididididididiiddliddddlidlibiddlididdlidididdliddddlidlibiddlididdlidididdliddddlidlibiddlididdlidididdliddddlidlibiddlididdlidididdliddddlidlibiddlididdlidididdliddddlidlibiddlididdlidididdliddddlidlibiddlididdlidididdliddddlidlibiddlididdlidideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee/&%§(%&§(%§(6

R Tape loading error, 0:1

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:46, archived)

*reads binary*

*translates*
*panics*
*runs*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:52, archived)

kah-kaaaw.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)

pfft

That's horrible! *stares*

I'm going back to my cake now...

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The Neville What what what, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)

the cake is a lie.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)

You love Portal, don'tcha!

/yet to play

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Ttssattsr, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)

^This

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)

I want my

cake and grief counselling, damnit!

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The Neville What what what, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)

I just want my weighted companion cube back

*snif* :'-(

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

I'm halfway through level 18 but I'm playing reeeeeealy slowly cos i don't want it to finish.

(Mickeyburns, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:22, archived)

*almost types something but doesn't*

enjoy it, it's totally awesome. :)

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fross Read your email on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:44, archived)

Ime stuck on lvl18 advanced >:-<

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}{ amis }{, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)

chickens with tits!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)

a new low...

horribly well done, mr jackson. i think

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)

You see, now if you had said that to me

I wouldn't have thought of that...monstrosity!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)

eeek!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)

Oh god

What is wrong with you?!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)

RUN AWAY!

chickens with tits!

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)

Like an adult version of Oocoo

I like it.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)

*fears*

*hard*

I love your stuff, but not this... *shudder*

(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)

Margaret Thatcher!

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Monty Propps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)

Cor!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)

it's a bit of a mixed up baba yaga

the old evil witch with the screaming house on chicken legs

only it's her with the chicken legs and screaming not her house.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)

or a harpy

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)

oh my

please dont hurt me

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)

Cock

with tits!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)

something

for everyone!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)

*makes

'breast meat' comment*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)

i'm more

of a leg girl myself...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)

Chicks with tits.

Nice .. claws

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)

All the better to grope you with

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)

mmm..

groping by harpy

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:13, archived)

Kids in the Hall?

*Squeezes Face*

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)

That's horrible!

(still a good though)...I think you should draw Leonard looking cute to make up for the lack of cuteness :)

(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:18, archived)

Jesus titty-fucking Christ

you are really fucked up, you do know that?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)

Reminds me of the boobbird Ariel turns into

In Animated shakespears 'Tempest'

Scarily alike actually.

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:36, archived)

*Hacks into B3ta Towers and creates "I Hate This" button*

*Clicks*
*Clicks*
*Clicks*
*Clicks*

The cake is not a lie - everything else is...

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)

yay! i am now the same age as he was!

no bugger better cross me though...;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)

happy bathday

fellow 33er

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)

thanks :D

i'm into the realms of shameless self-promotion here...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)

On a side note...

I just read your sig and chortled like a prat. YAYAY.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)

i can't remember where i heard it

but i just had to use it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)

it's last week!

yaaaaaaay

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)

Time Travel

at last!

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hypnochimp, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)

HAHAHA!!!!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)

AND I JUST MISSED MY 10,000th!

www.b3ta.com/board/7742681

Apparently it still exists..

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ClanSoul, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)

get your cock out then!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)

Not yet.

Wait a few years.

I'll make something special, while the board's borked

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ClanSoul, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)

i imagine any new posts

will fly to the present, which is the present

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

or is it the future?

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

try it.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)

it's going to be odd,

when the board is fixed, and the first three pages are all images with no replies.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)

Welcome to my world!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)

here's the present

www.b3ta.com/board/archive/49/

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)

no change for me there then.

and they said i had a bright future to look forward to.i'm staying here in the past, i don't understand all that new fangled future stuff.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)

I've found a 'future' thread :D

Everyone pile in!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)

*piles*

edit: hmm, that makes things a little more complicated, as after a post one goes back to the main board which of course doesn't have the post but it's posted and ta=aoaoidsjasfdoifdasjfads!!

*BANG*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)

*scrambles*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)

But when you f5 you end up here!!!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)

So do I

and I'm from the 1st of November!!!

This is too freaky!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)

this must have been what broke it.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)

I'm crying because I have no idea what the fuck is going on

:(

b3ta has ruined the internet illusion for me...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)

don't worry

*unzips*

ok, now worry

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)

worry about what?

oh... that

*screams*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)

what? it's just my rucksack

I have sandwiches inside

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)

I know!

halibut paste! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)

oh my god!

suprise halibut!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)

i might have to some *gulp*

w*rk....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)

keep it together man!

there's no need for that kind of crazy talk

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)

*picks job sheets up off of printer*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)

oh my god!

we've lost ivesb!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)

right,

someone tell me saturday's lottery numbers, this is a goldmine.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

what the fuck is going on?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

^ this

Does this mean my soundcard hasn't turned up yet or what?

I'd better uninstall it then... O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

Shit I don't get paid until friday,

and I've already spent some of the money.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)

I don't need time travel to do that...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)

/talk's still going back.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)

Age may only go up

but B3ta apparently can rewind!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)

bless the procrastinators!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

Bless 'em later

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)

meh screw them

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)

later

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)

O_o

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)

oh thank god!

i though it was me!
i was going to jump on a train to derby!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)

Yayyy

it's my birthday again!
29 today!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)

hahaha!!

oldie!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)

No respect!

If it wasn't for folk like me going out and fighting in the great war you'd all be speaking in German accents right now.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)

Sie haben unseren Dank für diese

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)

i just deleted a birthday greeting

because i thought i'd posted in the archive like the ageing fool i am.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

hahaha!!

numpty!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)

this is great fun

i might just stay here even when the board is fixed

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)

Yay!

Ivesb at bash!

What the flock is going on?
I thought I had myself on ignore, cos my new pic wasn't showing up

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)

it's the end of the motherfucking world man!

I was just about to go out into the street and burn things

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)

i know!!

me at a bash?
THE END IS NIGH!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)

OH MY GOD!!!

*runs about screaming*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)

Hurrah!

I'm about to make a really crap image that will astonishingly be my first fp when I come back from the pub after an evening of real ale!

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)

fuck that

just steal a FP idea from before we fell into the timewarp, mash it together, and post here in the past

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)

and then scream at them for plagiarism

hahahaha

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)

'llo... old man

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)

What's that deary?

83?

Hug

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)

oooohh

my poor old heart, etc..:)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)

Hurrah!

*assembles cross*

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)

*readies monkey-powered chainsaw*

outside, line on the left, one cross each :)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)

a fine age...

/I would imagine. I'll let you know in a couple of years.

I hope there is much alcohol and debauchery :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)

especially if she can turn water into wine too

happy birthday, miss

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:50, archived)

thanks!

i can only turn water into urine which, when recycled, apparently tastes like dutch lager

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)

very much so

i have:
bacardi
malibu
vodka
gin
lager
many wines
a small packet of nuts...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)

dry roasted?

/and what about the nuts?

have a smashing one!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)

i shall do!

dry roasted were not available, i have to settle for salted

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)

Hippie Buffday

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)

thanks!

hippies...they say they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad :)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)

happy new year!

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:50, archived)

and a merry tuesday

to you! :)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)

Somenone else who is younger than me!!

*zimmers*

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)

don't worry

you're as young as the person you're feeling!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)

Feel me!

I feel fine!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)

Who are you?

Oh Noes!!!I am talking to myself in the past!!!!!!!!1111

PARADOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)

steal something important from yourself

it'll drive you nuts until now :)

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)

I've just looked round

and I can see two Bill and Teds!!!!!!

EXCELLENT!!!!!!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)

ask them what number they are thinking of

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)

Happy birthday, chap :D

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)

thanks!

although it's chapette ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)

Whoops, sorry :S

Many happy returns

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)

no worries

i may be slightly manly ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)

i clicked it for bigger

then just cried when it didnt.

happy birthday anyway - hope you don't get eaten by a snail or anything nasty.

xxx

(

knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)

tiny source pic

he looks funky in his party hat, though :)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)

was the source pic jesus or terry waite?? i can't really see

have a good one though! and never allow yourself to get chained to a radiator :)

(

knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)

it was jeebus

i've never been chained to a raiator and i don't intend to be! :)

i've been tied to a chair, though...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)

Happy Birthday

Hahaha you're older than meee too!
:D

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)

thanks!

i'm older than nearly everyone!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)

not by much tho

/makes feel better

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)

*glees*

we're all getting older, stop worrying about it and get runk. this is the way to happiness!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)

RUNK

FTW!!1ONE

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)

pff!

only just noticed that :)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:29, archived)

Happy birthday again, Drunkey

Just in case you have alcohol-induced amnesia of last night...

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)

thanks!

not amnesia, just shameless self-promotion :D

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)

Happy birthday :)

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)

that was last week.

something odd is going on.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)

Good thing you said,

I thought I was going mad.

(

Curis, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)

Leeeet's do the time warp again!

It's like last week all over again.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

yea wtf is going on?

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

i'm going to put £5000

on a liverpool arsenal 1-1 draw this weekend

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)

haha *I like your thinking

*loves

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

Er, prodge, this was a week ago...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)

What, you mean we're all in last week?

Yay! Derby bash on the weekend coming up!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

No! I'll have to do the play all over again!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

No you wont!

You've already done it, so this time you can come to the bash!

Dave will vouch for you being there

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)

*confused*

Oh, screw it, sounds good to me!
*packs for party*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)

yea wtf is going on?

I all confused now!! :(

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

someone put the clocks back

using a nuclear death ray

and overdid it :)

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)

JENKINS! THE EXPERIMENT WENT ALL WRONG!!

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)

*runs around in circles*

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)

1.21 jigameshes??

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

Everything that happens now, is happening now.

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)

hahaha, a very apt anim :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)

hahaha brill :)

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

White hole spewing time engines dead

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)

I got an extra hour yesterday.

But today, I got an extra week!

(

Curis, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)

Am I right to be a bit scared?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)

I have just become Doctor Who, it appears

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)

You're not the only one

What the blithering flip's going on?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

^This^

Is confused. Does this mean we get paid overtime?

(

shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)

ahhh, my trusty assistant.

It appears that the space time continuum has ruptured, allowing free flowing gravitons to enter our dimension and thus temporarily alter the fabric of our existence by one week...

or, Rob spilled coffee on the keyboard again

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)

Ooooooh, which one can I be?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)

*gets thinking cap on*

/anyone but Bonnie Langford

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)

Suits me fine

Which Doctor are you though?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)

I wouldn't like to comment ;)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)

Cos if you're Hartnell, the deal's off

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)

Nice bee eater btw

missed that first time round.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)

those merkin admins can't even set a clock right...

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

feck...

my delorean is out of uranium.

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

I'm scared

Hold me

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

plenty of room in m'tardis :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)

*holds*

Mmm warm.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

*holds*

*carries on playing with new soundcard over shoulder*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)

eh?

The posts are all still there, cos they're available from the frontpage and the popular page

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)

Hahah!

A post for every occasion

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

Click "View older messages"

and you get a 404!?

(

ClanSoul, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)

'elp!!!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)

Join the club

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)

"It's just a jump to the left..."

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)

I wouldn't be bothered but I just abused someone for

pearoasting before I spotted the date.

Well it's been a long time since the board fucked up.

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

indeed - it's quite fun...

LET'S REWRITE HISTORY

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)

Hello /boarders.

I've come to seek shelter here as it appears the flux capacitor on /talk has broken down and we're now trapped in last week.

(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)

join the club :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)

I'm scared, Archie.

(

FoldsFive, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)

it's like Y2K... Only 7 years and 302 days late

/it's rather perplexing fella - but good to see you last week today on /board :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)

Heheheheh :)

FoldsFive, if you're reading this last week then DON'T ORDER THE FISH ON FRIDAY. Repeat: DON'T ORDER THE FISH.

(

FoldsFive, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)

Proper feckin' LOL there matey

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)

I thank you.

I'm here all (last) week.

(

FoldsFive, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)

Note to yourself Archie...

Next week's winning Lottery numbers are:

6 8 10 13 22 32 bonus 3

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)

OH FUCK IT'S HERE TOO.

*hides under bed*

(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)

'Fraid we're not much better off here, either

Pull up a chair, there's coffee and biscuits over there on the table.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)

we need to go back to 'nine-teen eigh-ty fIIVe!'

maaarrrhty!!

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)

Where we're going, WE DON'T NEED ROADS!

(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)

It's Feb 2006

on the links board

(

funnylittlefrog, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

Excellent

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)

Holy greek buggery!

Welcome to the twilight zone everyone.

who opened the door?

EDIT actually I didn't have access to b3ta last week so this is quite a treat...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)

The cat wouldn't shut UP asking to be let in...

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)

me neither

I was internet-less somersetland

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)

*Has brainwave*

*places large wagers on weekend sporting events*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)

Is the board borked?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)

No.

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)

It bloody is.

I can't post.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)

Must be a postal strike then.

(

Curis, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)

roffles

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)

then how the fuck did you just write that

???

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)

Does this mean we can threadwaste?

After all, this all got pushed off the board a week ago. Maybe we should all pearoast our best stuff from the past week, in case it never gets restored properly. Just a thought.

(

shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)

You can't post new threads

I tried about 10 mins ago, I think they are posting on the current board, but we can't see it because 'the board' thinks we aren't up to then yet

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)

Time is an illusion - Lunchtime doubly so

/HHGTTG blog

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)

my thoughts exactly.

on the upside we can also not have the shite spoonerism compo next week.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)

Or you could look at it this way, you've got a week to prepare all your best spoonerisers.

(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)

yay

wat appening

(katesbush, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)

someone set up us the bomb

we get signal

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)

what you say?!

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:47, archived)

Huzzah!

happy birthday!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)

Oh, I see.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)

your test worked

i found a timehole to the future

its fucking bleak there

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)

Like that, is it?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)

TO THE FUTURE!

edit: you can click older/newer messages to see all FUTUREPOSTS.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)

hello

...

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)

WE'RE STUCK IN A TIMELOOP CAP'N!

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)

I found a 'future' thread

www.b3ta.com/board/7742704

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)

click 'archive', at the top, and you'll be able to see all the new posts.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)

use this one

b3ta.com/board/archive/49/

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)

then click 'newer' :)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:47, archived)

Has any one Emailed

Cal, Ginger or Robtoo?

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)

I'll be there in a couple of months

happy birthday!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:52, archived)

I SEE DEAD PEOPLE

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)

"Awwww, look! Isn't it pretty?"

"ARRRRRGH! THE SUN JUST EXPLODED!"

Click for biggerer

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)

Lully!

(

Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)

twirly sunsplosions!

very nice!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)

I like the word sunsplosions.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)

me too!

but spoon is still a better word

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)

And "excrement fetish"

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)

I hate it when the sun explodes

except in this instance

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)

is sun calligraphying sky?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)

It is reaching out with noodly appendages

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)

mmmmmmmmmm

noodles!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:50, archived)

nice!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)

fuck. that's great

stop doing so much good stuff...

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:50, archived)

This is a very, very nice thing.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)

would make a great advert for the lib dems.

like it's almost morphed into their logo.

"vote for us or the fucking sun will blow up"

^^ Liberal Democrat's slogan for the 2009 general election...(you heard it here first...)

(

knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)

is there a slightly biggerer version?

My desktop is 2560x1024 and that's fantabulous.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:44, archived)

lurvelies

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)

i'm glad the boards buggered, so i could see this...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)

I blame this sun explosion on the rift in spacetime that's occurred.

CURSE YOU LEMON FOR DOOMING US ALL.

(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)

I find exploding suns highly aesthetic

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)

Blog & Archive

(

beaubodor blogless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)

Oh FFS...

Hahahahaha

*spang*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:41, archived)

haha!

*gets haircut there*

woo!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:43, archived)

I invested in a hair clipper to make the rest of my head match my bald spot.

First time, cut my hair down to the wood.
First experience after :
Tried to put on T-shirt.
It stuck to my head like velcro...

(

beaubodor blogless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:45, archived)

I still have plenty of hair...

My forehead starts at the top of my head though!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)

O God

that took me ages..
:D

(

war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)

birds eye?

or am I RISsed?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:45, archived)

Hahaha

(

Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)

pff!

very good

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)

hahaha, very nice :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)

Sorry!

Woo! and *Click* for the pic!

Probably bindun but I couldn't resist.

(

Monty Propps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)

Hahahha!

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)

HAHAHA

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)

Could you occasionally provide a link to the news item you are commenting on with your shops?

I rarely get your stuff and I think it's cause I don't read the same news stories as you.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:20, archived)

Bee-eater

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:38, archived)

loverly, woo!

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:39, archived)

very nice

*catches with bee kite*

(

war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:39, archived)

Oooh!

Pretty bird!

and the pics not bad too! ;P

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)

Oooh, cheeky

I like that

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:41, archived)

These are right

In all the right ways.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)

woo!

I'd like to see some tits next please

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:43, archived)

Pffft...

"please"

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)

Tits

Long tailed
Blue
Lesser spotted Trellis

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)

no wonder Bill Oddie spends hours alone in his shed

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)

jeebuz

this is pretty!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:45, archived)

bee you ti ful

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)

ace!

have a modified kookuburra

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)

This is making me feel uneasy

And I don't know why...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)

its because its vile

that is really disturbing, nice one :-).

(

johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)

Lovely!

What software are you using?

I've done the odd bits of painting in Photoshop, but nothing else.

(

Monty Propps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)

Lovely stuff

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)

You don't have to be crazy to work here, but...

(nicklondon, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:33, archived)

im not blowing her

(

war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)

unless it's away

with both barrels!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:36, archived)

no raise, then

(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:41, archived)

You don't have to be crazy to post here

but TOAP helps.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)

hahaha

(

war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:39, archived)

quite partial to a bit of POAT myself

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:41, archived)

can't beat a bit o POAT

with OATP on the side.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:42, archived)

StOATS go mad for it.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)

TOAP: This slogan would work

with a picture of the snobbish twunt with the croissant

(IcantLive Needs sleep, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)

Yes.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)

hello ronsonwriter.com

ronson

hmm

"ronson"

sounds like an old bank, with offices in New York, London, Tokyo and of course Djibouti

also, it sounds like it could be a manufacturer of farm machinery, or some kind of animal feed.

hmm, ronson

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)

Haemmaroids flaring up?

why not pop up a ronson.
fast, active relief when your grapes are on fucking fire.

(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)

THEY'RE ON FUCKING FIRE!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:45, archived)

roffle ouch

(

war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)

nah

sounds like tanning lotion made by Ronseal.

"Does exactly what it says on the squeezy bottle"

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:45, archived)

you have to be mad to work here

but it doesn't help

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:43, archived)

You don't have to work to be help here

but it's mad!

(

Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:45, archived)

you're mad

do some work

here

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)

hear?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)

The Patsy Cline Fan CLub

You don't have to be crazy, so crazy, I'm crazy for feeling so lonely at work here, but it helps

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)

Of FFS

Please post your own work

I've seen that about 3 times now you Muppet

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)

...

(

noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)

snot funny

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)

that prick Algy

(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)

hello.jpg

Must of been done millions of times, but i wanted to try ;)

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)

Heh heh

Nice work!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)

that's not shopped

how did you create this abomination without the use of technology? HOW GODDAMNIT?

(woo)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

hahahaha!!

excellent!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

va va woo

*cleek*

(

head-doctor ololololo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)

i like this

muchly

(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

Is that a mothers day card?

(

fuscous, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

You win...

*mops coffee out of key board*

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

Is that an India Elephant?

complete with big ears and spot on forehead?

Ok - OK! *gets coat*

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

Errr, hello...?

Oh, sorry - I'm with you now.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

hahaha love it

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)

haha

now I want a cigarette and it worries me.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

Haha! Why am I not suprised!!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)

did you make that?

If so please make a construction instruction pamphlet!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)

The ring detailing is superb!

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)

Whoah!

Nicely.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

a fine bit of class

every work desk needs one.

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

heheheh

sicko!

(

noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)

What you try in the comfort of your own home is nobody's business but yours.

But you shoulda kept your wedding ring on

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)

hahaha - police can check your scissors (like guns show unique evidence of fired bullets)) for evidence of gay porn origami

you have had it man.

(

knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)

Gay porn origami

One phrase I never thought I'd find myself reading!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)

and now typing!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)

Hoping for a random quote ;)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:36, archived)

.com

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)

is gay porn illegal?

*removes lemonparty from wallpaper*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:33, archived)

On a related note

Saw this while my gf was reading a magazine at the weekend

"

But I was seeing it upside down and it looked like this

I debated explaining to her and her mum about goatse and thought better of it.

(

shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:33, archived)

good lord

that's an excellent illusion and one ive not seen before.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)

it's like those 'face one way up

different face the other way up' pictures. i think you've discovered a new one

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)

pray tell

name of aformentioned magazine?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)

It was a freebie in the Daily Express, one of those 'Innovations' useless gifts type magazines. It's for a body casting kit (hours of fun I'm sure). If you're really desperate for more info, I got the pic from www.thebodycaststudio.co.uk/

(

shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:39, archived)

d'you think the illusion is deliberate?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)

shirley

must be

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:43, archived)

Now there's a question. If there was a ring (and I mean on one of the fingers) then maybe, but I think it's just a coinkydink.

(

shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)

haha

I dont mean deliberately like goatse

I think it looks like a lady's bum with lady parts underneath

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)

You should see some of the pics on the site I got it from. They have 'intimate adult casting kits'. A bit nsfw though.

(

shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:41, archived)

*chokes on tea*

Bloody hell!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)

you choke way too much dear

I'm worried about you.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:38, archived)

Bugger...

*mops coffee out of keyboard again*

I am going to have to ask IT support for a new one at this rate!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:42, archived)

Woo teh goatse!

(

collapsibletank procreates, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)

Compo

Using our own media against us...

(Morphology, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)

yay cartoon network!!

we're getting sky at the end of the week and had to speak to the salesperson when the missus was at work.

mistake.
hello cartoon package!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)

hahaha

well done you.

i still only have 5 channels, i can't be arsed to get my arial sorted at the moment abd we don't switch to digital until 2011 anyway.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:11, archived)

a wallpaper i made

www.b3tards.com/u/65f73694cae9197915dc/ghost.jpg

(captain barnacle, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)

awww, poor wee sad castle

woo!

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:18, archived)

The castle is sad too.

Aww.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:18, archived)

aww, sad castle

(

fross Read your email on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:18, archived)

I'm sorry

I lolled at her ghostly onion head.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:18, archived)

nice

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:19, archived)

is that the house from step insides grandad?!

woo!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)

bit of a TJ but...

...can I tap the collected wisdom of b3ta (ha!) for a recommendation of the best free firewall program as mines just expired?

(Roopy all is not what it seams, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

i find petrol soaked straw works best.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)

never had any problem with zonealarm

[edit: actually, no. one small one: when it asks whether an unknown program of yours should get access to the internet, the pop-up steal focus and accepts keyboard shortcuts, so you can end up allowing or blocking something accidentally, just because you were typing when it asked]

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)

^this^

free stuff rocks

(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)

New meme

[Mod edit: Bit big that.
Read, learn and inwardly digest our handy recommendations on how big your images should be to avoid incurring extreme boardnazi wrath.]

(Who blew luigi, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)

well done.

/softens the blow before the imminent bumming...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)

noon mate

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

'noon fella, good to see you.

how did 'it' go?
We started up again last Monday to controversy, we actually BB'd someone,
which is unheard of these days (well, it is in our province)
Nobody seemed to know what to do, it all stumbled after the result

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

I had a great time

BB'd eh. Well it's not unheard of but very rare. Any particular reason or did they just not like the guy?

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:18, archived)

it was weird, he'd gone through interviews, informal meetings, everyone 'officially' gave him the seal of approval

on the night, 3 BB against him, a pity really. He was Polish, but had lived here for years.
Very sad night, it all started with that on the installation and then a few other things happened, real shame

Glad yours went well :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

Eh? are you masons?

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)

yes :)

/There's a few of us on B3ta on the Square

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

*gulp*

*backs away slowly*

Edit/ Althought if I joined would I get more FPs?

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)

It's not about personal gain ;)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)

Indeed

As TGA says there are a few of us in here

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)

Shame

Hopefully not down to bigotry. I bet his proposer and seconder are seething.

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)

they certainly are, and they're smashing blokes

One is an MBE, the other a CBE, so if they can't be a good judge of charcter, then we're all doomed.

I'm seriously hoping it's not down to bigotry as well, I think it'll lead to so much damage to the lodge

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:50, archived)

Well if it is it needs to be nipped in the bud

and the culprits excluded. As for the guy who was BB'd I'm sure his proposer & seconder are members of more than one lodge. I'm not sure but I think they may need a dispensation as he's been turned down once now. That is of course always assuming that he's still interested in joining.

What a shame

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)

I will respond to this as soon as I get far enough away from my computer to view the full image.

*puts on hold*

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)

oh my god I cant believe it

Ive never been this far away from the screen before - Kaiser chiefs

(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)

Please optimise this a bit.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)

*squints*

resize and optimise it you tool

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)

you

prick

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)

I prefer your classic "tedious oik"

but "prick" will do just fine in this case

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)

UP THE SHADING SAMPLES

do it

(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)

*squint*

edit: damn you p69

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

pffft

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)

filename-related spang

that rocked my socks

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)

fang

koo

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

lol.

(

Shada, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

*has a look through back catalogue*

Ah this one will do nicely
*selects*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

Wonderful.

I was hoping for the bunny, but this will certainly do the trick.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

haha

I love this every time.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

titty fuck ass monkeys

aaaaaargh!

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

your post

just blocked out the sun

(prostheses, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

I agree

*wheels back and falls off chair*

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)

oh my.

this isn't a good thing.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

please make it bigger

so it can be seen from the FUCKING MOON

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

This made me laugh most.

(

zoldergoose, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)

.bmp please.

: (

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

Targa Format - FTW!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

I take it back

you ass monkey titty wanks.

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)

really is no need for that

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)

fucking behave yourself

Edit: :D

still amazed that was 41K

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

Haha 2500x2500 px of 3 colours : )

yumyumyum

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)

you can cut that shit out for a start.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

What did he do?

/was having a slash at the time blog

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

I DID A NAUGHTY.

*poot*

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)

Ah I see.

silly person.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

How you got something of those dimensions into 44K is quite spectacular.

*doffs cap*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

I work out, you see.

: )

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)

*spanks*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)

Now go to your room

And think about what you've done.

(

shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)

But I'm already in my room.

"let's all go home"
"we are home"
"that was fast"

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)

fookin huge image

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)

made it 2.5 times bigger that the original

but it was under 50KB

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

my eyes are too small for this

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

It's even to big for an anim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And you can't make a meme, they just happen.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

Like birth accidents

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

hello!

my ears was burning...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)

Hello cutiepops

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)

oh!

hello snugglebunny...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

ears were

or

ear was?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

If you had seen ives' ears, you'd understand

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)

oi!

*looks left and right and see own ears*

nothing.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)

You got lovely ears

No, really.

:D

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)

have i?

how can you tell from vectors/portraits/extremely grainy FUHL escapades?!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:19, archived)

It's my job to tell

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)

*awe*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

ears was .

pedant, BE GONE!
*waves hand*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)

you can try and force one

'til you get banned of course.

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

resize

width = "

"
height ="

(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

Superb!

LOL

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)

hehe

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)

I just came into my orange squash

*slurps*

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

concentrate?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)

freshly squeezed

(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)

No added sugar

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)

Ooooh - you're tempting me, aren't you?

*opens up Awards folder*

:)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

this is teh bestest post evar!!!

/may contain lies

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)

(

war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

that looks like one of those scrambly text things that are meant for fighting off bots on registration pages

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)

say what you see

(

war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)

IMMA GONNA BRAKE THE INTERNETS

resize it hard, you clueless git

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)

no new meme here, just some oversized characer from a popular video game.

*Blocked*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

Bigger motherfucker - I can't see the pic

*looks the wrong way through the hubble telescope at it* and it's still the size of kenya.

ya.

(

knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)

This?

www.b3tards.com/u/1628d80a69fd3a28d054/planet.jpg

(

ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)

green clouded planets are just fucking gay - seriously.

look at what happened to 8-E41D-96

fuck how we laughed when it queered up all pink after the supernova.

My best regards.
Galileo Galilei..

that said, your pic is v.good though (just a tad gay):)

(

knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)

O_o

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)

^what he didnt say

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)

F for effort

(IcantLive Needs sleep, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)

Holy shuddering steaming shit

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:18, archived)

mmm nice imagery trelly

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

I'm sorry, I'm in a crappy mood

And this thread was a nice little release of tension

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)

no, dont worry

It's just not like you to be talking about shuddering steaming shits.

It's nice to see your dark side. :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)

No, but I thought this deserved it

And this ain't even close to my dark side ;)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)

*imagines*

*blushes*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)

poor thing!

*shares cayke*

feel better now?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)

If that's chocolate

I may have to hug you

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)

double choolate fudge cayke

only the best!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:39, archived)

Awesome. A thread to jack

WHICH IS BETTER OUT OF THESE PLEASE B3TA

i7.photobucket.com/albums/y276/The_Monosyllabic_Girl/DA-poss-logo.gif

thankyouiloveyou

EDIT: Cheers lovelies, as a general concensus I'm in agreement with you. Hurrah!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:19, archived)

Reading left to right in the traditional western manner

5 or 7 for me, Madame.

Edit: or a combo of 4 & 7

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)

bottom right

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

5 or 7 everytime!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

3rd one down on the left

sits quite nicely as a logo/title without the underline

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)

1 or 8

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)

I would say bottom right, but increase the font size on angel just a tad.

I also like the top left one, but the font in the bottom right is a better san-serif.

/ imho blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

I really wanted the top left to work

But it just wasn't happening.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)

1 + 4

combined

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)

Bottom right.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)

I have my PC hooked up to the TV

and it is still too big.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)

A Couple More 7 Shape Vectors

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

Richard E. Grant appears to have had an unfortunate snotty-sneeze explosion

clever stuff

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)

i am liking

the richard e. grant one very much!

*clicks hard*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)

i like the alice cooper one.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)

is that who it is?

i had no idea!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)

woot!

I would say withnail and I, but the second one may just be steve coogan....

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bennyhillslovechild, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)

lully

I especially like Richard.

Are the black lines a result of only using 7 shapes? If so, might it be worth going for one or two more?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

these are unfortunately being overhsadowed by a post the size of the moon

which is a shame, as they are utterly ace

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

that's

no moon :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)

it's a space station

/'ello there you :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)

'ello! :)

how's you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)

very well thank you :)

hope the same can be said for you :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)

i'm marvellous!

for 'tis my birthday and i have drunkenness planned :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)

hurrah!

happy birthday m'dear!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

thanks!

*blushes*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)

have a drink or two on me

*passes currency via the magic of the intermawebthingamies*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)

ooo, a whole £50! thanks!

*buys cheap and chavvy champagne*

now, where can i hire an offensively pink limo?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:33, archived)

www.offensivelypinklimos.com

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)

pfff!

it's like a dildo on wheels!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)

4. Profit

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:22, archived)

does this not just

involve using trace in Illustrator?

Is there much more to it?

/wipes piss off chips

(kuntybawz, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)

nope

a little more involved that that and i don't trace over pictures either i just use an image a a reference and i don't use that sack of shit from adobe ... bloatware!!! I use compact xara xtreme!

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)

I can tell who they are!

So it must be good. Click.

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zoldergoose, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

Good afternoon.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

has he ever met this guy

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The BrownHaze, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

^this sucks^

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)

thanks a lot

*sobs*

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The BrownHaze, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

sucks

in a good dust buster way though

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

indeed

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)

hoo ver fuck drew that?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)

hahaha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

It could do with a good clean-up

It's filthy round there

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

what a delightful creature

it's as if the wombles had designed robots...

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

awesome

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)

ouch

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

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The BrownHaze, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)

fang

koo

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)

this is total joy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)

how does it know where it's going?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)

woo

yay and houpla

and panowie

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gravytrain, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)

that's cool

but why is it walking backwards?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

'sno for me

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)

the brainwrong of a twisted man-mental....

actually, when your background consists of 2 frames its impossible to differentiate between backwards and forwards.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)

Ask Freud

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

That's really fucked me up now

How can it be doing both?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)

Definitely a head-fuck

I'm guessing the houses are offset by half a length in each frame?

Now where are those paracetamol...

(mrpotes, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)

^ this ^

*must be quicker*

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

Hahahaha

Marvlius!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)

hehe

brill! the tail suggests celibacy

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)

ha ha ha

Green is for GO!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)

Fabulous!

Woos with admiration

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Baglady, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)

I like him

He cute

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

Smart!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

Many units of win.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

More of this :D

hurrah

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)

'noon

woo!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

this is excellent

woo

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)

I'm only too happy

for my council tax to go on this sort of thing

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fuscous, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

Arrrgh!

Traffic lights!
I've just been watching some PIFs!
Everyone was shit scared in the seventies!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

very clever

lovely stuff sir!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)

that is very good

*clicks*

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)

I dunno what that is

but I suggest fire... and lots of it.

Well done though - help thyself to a click.

(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:49, archived)

ace

and 'grats on the fp

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:40, archived)

egad!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:52, archived)

he's going backwards on my screen

still ace tho

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zog why change it now?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:09, archived)

I'm scared

I'm sure I saw this on the FP a week or so ago :S

(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)

sorry

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)

*spangs*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)

*scrolls*

*(s)pangs*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

*winds up spanging arm*

Hold still...

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*drops trou*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)

*t*

fish pun

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)

Ha ha ha ha

pissflaps like skate wings...

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)

*shudders*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)

*applies smackdown*

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gravytrain, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)

I lol'd

have a woo and a click.

(Arahan, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

Groooan

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

groan...

yay for stingrays though

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

PFFFT

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)

HAHAHHA

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

pfffh...I have a bream :)

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

haha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

don't we all...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)

free at last :D

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)

haha :)

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

I CAN SEE YOUR MOLESKIN COCK!

www.tvscoop.tv/2007/10/terry_wogan_ups.html

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new_matt, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

*steals*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

keep your hands off my moleskin cock

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new_matt, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)

hahaha

aaah, fish puns!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

yeah fish puns!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

I'm late. But, yay!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)

You just made me choke on my biscuit

You git :P

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)

I bet it was worth it though ;)

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Not really, I'm having to eat carefully at the moment

And it hurt :(

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

Are you not well, lovely?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)

I burnt my mouth on a roast tattie

And it really hurts

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

*smooshes better*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

Wahey!

*hugs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

*glowers*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)

*flashes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

*graises*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

*strokes*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)

soggy biscuit?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)

I was trying so hard not to post exactly that....

Bless you, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)

make them WIGgle

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)

hahha - that one at the bottom is Kevin Keegan's dad.

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)

hahahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)

Aren't you meant to be prepping for that client?

:)

Great Pic, guv'nor

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)

yes

I may need to switch MSN off as this is as far as I've got

eep!

*panics*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

No kind of a problem, sir

:)

Now, back to work with you!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

have you been going through my bin again?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)

have you been wanking into your bin again?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)

where's your wheelie bin?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)

maybe

there's no law against it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)

The Statute on Hazardous Substances, Materials and Waste (“SHSMW”), on its part, defines “waste” as a material, substance, solution, mix or object for which an immediate destiny is not determined and which must be permanently eliminated or disposed of. The SHSMW further defines “hazardous waste” as simple or compound material, in a solid, liquid or gaseous state, which has hazardous substances in it, whether or not it conserves its physical, chemical or biological properties, for which no use is found and for which therefore a final disposal method must be implemented. The term is broad enough to include vessels that have transported hazardous materials.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

Hahah, mentalist

*clicks*

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hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

Click for bigger (94KB)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

it's not a perm, it's a temporary

:D

WU YA

/has curly hair blog - also, don't tell Debbil, but has had a shaving accident and is now sporting a very sexy handlebar moustace where once was a beard full of fury blog.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)

pics please

or I'll not believe it

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

hahaha very good

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gravytrain, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)

I approve of this

on a professional level.
Woo, sir, to you, sir.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

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