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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)

BEST. NAME. EVAR!!

hahaha!
excellent!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)

I read

untamed

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)

noish styleee!!!

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Just Flange, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)

looks like it could be a pretty epic story :D

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Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)

but he's lost his sword!

how can he chop!

chop chop chop!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)

very

nice, it must be said

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)

YAY

more of this

woo yay clickerty

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)

woo

curious beatle/emo mop though...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)

perhaps it's one of them Oasis brothers

who used to be in a band

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)

YAY BOVINE IS HERE! TO KICK IT UP A LEVEL!

*cheers*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)

is it old school b3tans monday or something?

Loads of blasts from the past appearing recently...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)

I missed it,

and I missed people telling me how great I am.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)

it's like internet crack

ooh you're great

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)

UR PICTURE IS GUD

CAN WE DATE NOW?

/modern day b3ta

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)

STOP THIS MADNESS!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(THE EVIL EXCLAMATION MARK OF DOOM!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)

Haha!

This looks like it's going to be a Very Good Thing Indeed.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)

hahaha!

Please continue.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)

Holy shit!

Bovine!

Loooooong time no see!
You back for good? Or just passing through?

/edit/ and Woo!

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)

sorry

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)

UNLEASH THE PIES!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)

Yeah, that was my first thought, too :)

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Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)

great pair...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)

yaaaay

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Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)

He changed his name, but wasn't fooling anybody...

(Apologies if bindun)

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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)

surely Peter Crouch?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)

No way!

Look at that top lip!

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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)

fair cop

*mutters*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)

My thoughts exactly

and dont call me shirley

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)

Cue the footballer-haters in 3....2.....1....

Edit : And also, what barry said
*nods*

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)

there's definitely a football subtext to this thing

wot i dun made larst night:

www.b3ta.com/board/7799247

wait, no there's not

*runs* :P

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)

I hope Oblong's okay?!!??!?

I never much cared for that that Rice fella

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)

i suspect he's going to be juuuust fine.

;)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)

That's brilliant.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)

:D yay! thanks. episode 2 premieres tonight.

or possibly tomorrow night, depending on how much/little i can drink later.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)

foot ball??

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)

Bloody long-haired tossers prancing around with their mink undercrackers hanging out and their skeletal d-list celebrity girlfriends with their enormous comedy sunglasses and bagfuls of miniature dogs...

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)

mink under pance?!

APHEX!!! get 'ere!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)

hahahaha

someone's been holding that it for a while

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)

Bagfuls of miniature dogs?! That sounds great. If they were the size of "fun" sized mars bars!

I would tip the bag onto a table, and fill it with tiny barking.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)

mink undercrackers?

I need evidence of this

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)

Haha!

It's uncanny

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)

His name is Rio and he's on 100 grand...

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)

<COMMENT REMOVED ON LEGAL ADVICE>

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)

I KNOW WHAT IT SAID, I CAN USE IT AGAINST YOU.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)

fucksocks

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)

soccer

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)

Get ye tae foock!

It's football! How can Football not be the one where you use your foot?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)

a) it's a game for girls

2)they get paid too much
4)rugby is better
f)Shinty is the only real game for real men who are hetro to the max.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)

Where'd I leave my thrashin' belt?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)

soccer?

this some spanish word?

*tries to pronounce it*

soochhaaay

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)

has

this even been edited?

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)

Yes.

His hat was originally blue.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)

ahh

i see, i knew it was that hat

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)

ahh the bash street kids.

didn't they try to update them and the 'kids' went crazy so they put them back to how they were?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)

Probably

Although I find Fatty very offensive...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)

it's meant with love.....

i should imagine....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)

Yes, yes they did

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)

rightyo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)

sorry

slight thread jack sorry, can anyone remember the name of that shock site with that compilation of absolutley disgusting video clips and its playin a rock version of destinys child - survivor in the background? i just need to send the link to my mom to offend her, nothing to do with me loving it! i prominse! id ask the /talk board but your a lovelyer bunch of people than them fucking utter cunts.

*begins premature fwapping*

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)

oh yeh that one?

www.extranoreplies.com

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)

yes

thats the one thanks!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)

dont mention it

it was a pleasure to help you

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)

cheers

thanks etc. etc.

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)

Blokey Bunny.......with a bow......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)

why aren't you rich, man

*cleek*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)

he has expensive 'tastes'...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)

what? like waitrose mint sauce?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)

no one does their big shop at M&S

he probably just goes there for his bits.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)

I KNOW THIS QUOTE, AND IT IS EATING ME ALIVE NOT KNOWING WHERE IT IS FROM STRAIGHT AWAY.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)

mmwwwuuhaahahhahahhahhaaaaaaa

*soul traps*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)

Fuck.

Like a cunting Ghostbuster.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)

THE MIGHTY

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

(Meatfish BAH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)

Thankyou!

I haven't seen it in ages, so I only recognise it, I can't really pinpoint where it came from =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)

Eels! Eels! Eels!

(The word looks odd with a capital. I spelt it "Eeels" on my first draft of that subject line).

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)

Pukey? Oh dear

Woo drawing needs more rabbit-man-tits!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)

Very nice,

but what has this to do with the censoring of atheistic beliefs in America?

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)

thats rather

woo

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)

arrggh!!!

i was only trying to give you a carrot!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)

Bun neeeez!

Sorry I finally found out how to link my crappy mobile to my Pc.
This was genuinely the face pulled by the Fun Loving Criminals when, in the middle of a pre-gig photo shoot, I suggested the add a rendition of Mr. Tambourine Man to their set:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)

sounds like a good idea to me!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)

Bit crappy but one from backstage when I wasn't working (Cheltenham Festie earlier on this year)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)

and you didn;t come and see me

how dare you.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)

Well I wouldn't want to go into the commoners area!:O

You should have seen Badly Drawn Boy stumbling over tentpegs in a drunken stupor! That was hilarious.

EDIT: Although he did introduce himself to the guitarist I was working for as 'Badly Drunk Boy'.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)

I had the missfortune of going through

a very painful split up which was trying to be resolved whilst in the middle of a super large stadium concert with Oasis. Badly drawn boy was sitting next to us as we were up and out the way in something resembling a VIP area(the poor bugger) He wasnt really watching the show and neither were we. He was probably scribbling in his little lyrics book

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)

That's why I always prefered Blur:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)

which one are you then?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)

The one taking the picture

DOH!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)

a very convenient story

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)

the one in the middle has had too many scoobie snax

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)

They are a very good band, so long as you don't take them too seriously.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)

They have

That's why i made the request:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)

that's great.

eat your tony hart out.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)

Eat your own tony hart out

you weirdo.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)

i can't

:(

good to see your name again though.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)

here, use my tiny

caviar spoon.

How's you?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)

i'm doing ok thanks,

currently very unemployed and broke, but am enjoying the fun callenge of job hunting and mind-wandering.
where've you been?

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)

Here and there,

Getting Married in december, thought I'd start posting stuff back on B3ta again.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)

that's really cool, congratulations. i'll look forward to seeing your work again.

for one reason or another, i can't see your stuff though, or access your website. which is a bizarre first.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)

Brilliant!

Have you ever drawn the SA-Team?

I Yam getting onna playne foo!
yes please!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)

That's very good

*gets off Pullman soapbox*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)

very good

to get the full experince from this, scratch the leather and dirt scented patch on your card now

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)

Woooorl

it's alright...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)

*glees*

welcome back :) it's be a really lovely day of people from the days of b3ta past...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)

is Fletch Dynamic his name? :D

because that'd be an awesome name for a battle bunny.

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Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)

Heh. Alas; no.

Just means a pic of "Fletch" in a dynamic pose.
:D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)

That's bloody good, as always.

But removing the comedy bunny ears would increase the coolness of the picture by 150%

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)

If I wanna draw bunny ears, I'm gonna draw bunny ears.

Cool doesn't suit me.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)

MO MINTREL MO POLITICALLY CORRECT

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7101942.stm

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)

oo er

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)

for fuck's sake,

why don't they just abolish the ethnic majority altogether and be done with it?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)

I'm shocked.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)

I'M DEEPLY OFFENDED

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)

FOUR INCHES OFFENDED

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)

You should...

...be so lucky.

(Mattblack Has a Program Alarm, 1201, on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)

crazy.

that is all.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)

racialist!

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)

So who actually complained

that he should be 'more diverse"?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)

How diverse can one character be?

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Newington, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)

exactly...

it's a nonsense

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)

life is like a jigsaw, you do it in reverse

you take a pretty picture, and make it all diverse

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)

A white man.

A white man that "knows what's best for ethnic minorities"

Also, he's probably a cunt.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!!!

/daily mail blog

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)

hahahaha

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)

hahaha - yes!

more of this I say.

We will have Zulu's flown in to teach our kids how to cross the road next! ffs.

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)

THAAAASANDS OF 'EM!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)

Don't shoot til you see the Green Cross Code man

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)

haha

nice

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)

That's fantastic!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)

hahahahaha

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bennyhillslovechild, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)

Good riddance, the evil bitch

woo!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)

awww...

*cries*
*squints*
has tinkerbell had her tits done?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)

She has now.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)

pfft

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)

hahaha!!

wait...
*claps*
TINK!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)

Haaaha! Love it!

^{^{^{Gonna lay off posting for a while now. Nearly at 1000, eeeek!}}}

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Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)

Check you with your icon

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)

Hehehehehe!

_{_{_:D}}

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Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)

check my profile for 20000...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)

... :|

DIRTY.

Expect no nakidity from me!

/is really gonna shut up now

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Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)

hahahaa

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)

*is mezmerised*

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)

hahaha - ace!!!

*clicks*

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)

Good, good stuff ;)

WOO!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)

Now starring in "Carry On Up the Coalbox"

Jones the Steamy.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

Woo woo!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)

hahaha!!

'coal box'!
noice.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)

he can drive

his train into my tunnel any day

very nice

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)

haha

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)

Ayoop, Sunsh!

I just found a piccy I did of you along time ago (in a galaxy far far away. Or was it a Mondeo?)
Hang on...
*rummages*
Aha!

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)

ooooh

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)

thats about 5 years old

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)

Must be about that..

I'll ask matron..

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)

isn't that Claire Short MP?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)

As opposed to Claire Short PI? Magnum style

Or Claire Short MD? Quincey-esque

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)

oh my

*carries on*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

I like the blood

*strangely*

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

now that is high quality stuff

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)

this brings

back too many childhood memories

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)

Kill a sibling too, eh?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

sadly

yes...

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

Awkward for a few days afterwards, isn't it?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)

it's usually quite tense until they have another one

to replace it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)

: )

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

Hahaha!

Usually!

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)

days?

it took seconds to get over it

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)

\o/

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McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

Isn't that the kid off of the advert where he's done a shit and it smells?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)

It's all gone!

It's all gone!
*spangs*

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)

heheh

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)

...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

haha!

does it contain lucky dimes?

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

Duck tales... woo-oo!

hahaha!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)

pffft!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)

Pfffft!

Nice =P

SOUPER if you will

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)

top stuff

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

that looks

rather yummy...

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)

hahaha!!

excellent!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)

very good

*dives into vault full of coins*
*breaks neck instantly*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)

Hahaha

I'm still laughing at the thought of this happening in the show

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

thinking back

the best thing about Duck Tails was the game on the Mega Drive

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)

Hahaha!!

(

McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

FONT :)

Hello!

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)

HELLO

I suck with fonts =[

I have none...

Well, clearly I do, just nothing interesting..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)

Go team Arial!

Woo woo.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)

*shudders*

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

still

would

(

SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

one would agree

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)

I used to know a girl

who actually looked a lot like this.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)

lucky you

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

Will fall off wall for beer

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

ha ha ha ha

I'm clicking that hard -- you lovely tallented git.

:D

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

hahaha!!!

*copies sign*
spare some booze guv?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

Woo

I guess the yolk's on him now

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)

*takes spanging pan out of its deep red velvet carrying sack with teh gold cord ties*

SPANG

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

Ooh.

the posh pan.
*is honoured*
*is also a little sore around the spanged area*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

Pfffft =]

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

Arf!

Nice.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)

worked better in my head

(

SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

when cartoons collide!

arf!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

You have a strange head.

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

hahaha!

this amuses me greatly.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

hahahaha!

that's rather good

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

I'm afraid it's cancer

you know arms aren' supposed to look like this don't you? Look at my arms... now look at yours. The difference? Cancer!

WOO YAY

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)

Family Guy?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)

yes

but really badly paraphrased :)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

hahahaha

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

rather

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)

what the deuce?

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

haha!

it worked a treat

(

McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

Thass bloody good right there

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)

He just didn't seem to fit in

(

Turdos last had the shites, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

hahahaha!!

yeah, chow yun fat as a pirate is weird..
=D

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

He's fine,

it's the others that don't fit in. www.b3ta.com/board/7792411

(Westude, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)

oh dear

this can't be right

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

oh lawdy!

(

McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

I know

she's not even trying

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

I'm sure with a bit of coaxing

she could go further

(

McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

All a question of relaxing the throat

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

*click*

so nawty

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

of course

it's right, bananas are good for you.

(

Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

Nowt wrong with practicing

noon kicks

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

'noonsters

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

ha ha ha

Smith and Jones in text form!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)

just me with the one then

*sings* all by my se-e-elf

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

don't wanna be.....

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

ALL BY MY SELF

EH KNEE MORE

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

*sobs like a girl*

www.archive.org/download/All_By_Myself/KeysOfLove11AllByMySelfEricCarmen.mp3

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

\o/

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

\o/

www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_tv/alassmithandjones_2.jpg

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

that;'s the one

:D

*glees*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

^this all over

adblock is having a busy day over here...

EDIT as usual, credit to the quality of the anim, but ewww...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)

what big eyes you have

(

McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

Hahaha

^this!

& a sick click too!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

I feel repressed memories resurfacing

*cries*

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

That's the power of Fyffes

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

Pfffft

Nearly spat my tea again!

Twice in one thread!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

*burns hard drive

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

ha ha ha

it's too late - I've already called The Daily Mail.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

Jings!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)

*Daddy showed me how*

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

hahahahahah!

That makes me damp!

(

bennyhillslovechild, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

Saucy!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)

what a

turn on

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)

haven't I seen this before?

(

finnbar has officially retired, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

hahahaha!

*clicks

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

They just want to triple-word-score a hit...

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)

hahahahaha!!!

*clicks*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)

h aha ha

*clicks*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

hehe

(

McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

woo!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

My name is worth 9 points

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

i would check mine on the scrabble board i have here,

but the boss is wandering about....

EDIT: 5 points...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)

if you have a scrabble board at your workplace

my guess is that the boss knows :)

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)

so's mine :)

\o/

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

My name is Prince

and I am funkey

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)

*signs up*

/great stuff :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

*enters*

*logs in*

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

hahahaha

excellent

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)

haha very good

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Quite possibly the most brilliant image I've seen in a very long time.

Beautiful in its simplicity.

*enthuses*

*enthuses more*

Thats going to give me random giggles for a week.

(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)

haha

*joins*
*loses*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)

Once the series ended, he outlived his usefulness

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

hahaha ace! :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

hahaha!!

does that mean booboo got yogi's girl friend?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

Yes...

she likes em young

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

nice one sir

that'll learn him.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)

very good

and the taxidermist has clearly worked hard to capture his character.

WOO YAY

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

Pffft

But he loved that bear really!

O_o

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XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)

i had high hopes when i started this

but alas.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

Impotence?

That a nice style but it's a bit disturbing.
So yay!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

aha!

probably do it this week at some point..

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)

Good!

At this rate you will be the winner as nobody else has done it.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)

go ivesy!

go ivesy!
woo me!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

from your 20,000

you need a few extra calories. I'd see if you can manage 2 yards... without slipping into a diabetic coma

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)

this 'challenge' will be a piece of piss.

AND I'M THE RIGHT WEIGHT FOR MY HEIGHT!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

you're 5'6" ?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)

ha ha ha.

no!
i'm a mighty 5'11"

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

yeah

I'm 5' 11.9783" too.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

mrs. undercover is significantly taller than me

and she refuses to accept that she is about 6'3.7" and I'm 6'2" ... and then she put heels on. I'm not complaining though -- I look great in cubans.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

Hello, you!

you!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)

'lo uncle chaka!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

pfffttt....

that is all!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

hahahaha!

oh god...

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)

I've just made a contraceptive coil from

a paperclip, so I'm not going to get pregnant no matter what you do to me.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

*impregnates*

ha ha!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

MY EYES!!!

MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

I've seen this episode

(

twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

here cums bod XXX

aunt flo and pc copper's magic helmet

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)

Your image is mis-named

At least, he hasn't cum yet...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)

she hasn't got a very good technique though

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)

Pffft

nicely done!

YAY!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)

Oh my!

Hahaha!!

(

McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

wtf!!!!

hahaha

but wrong

hahahahaha!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

oh god, my eyes

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

The following night...

(

collapsibletank procreates, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

bloody magnificent

in my mind this is what i wanted to do, but alas the talent escaped me.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)

hahahahahahahah

that is so wrong! :D

*click*

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)

hahahahaha

brilliant

are her legs on backwards?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

sick and fantastic!

had to pearost my own just to show that she is truly a filthmonger

excellent job sir!
PS its not compo'd?????

(

sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)

Lovely Bertha

(

moogy boobles, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

Sometimes I think you're a dream....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

some times

I dream I'm a think

(

SiX and his hat, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

Hello Treacle

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

tart

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

With custard?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

you're so nawty!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)

You haven't seen the video Wobbly Hat took of me

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

but I want to

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

is it very nawty?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

Not really

But I'm surprised it hasn't surfaced yet

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

ever the performer eh?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)

Has to do with balloon animals

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)

O_o

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

Afternoon

to you too.
Hungry for stodgy puddings now.

(

moogy boobles, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

given that it's a festive holiday in little over 5 weeks

you may find that seasonal treats are already available in teh shops to buy... why not try a minced pie or a banana death float? Make the kiddies day with their very own broken glass cake...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

ohhh!

mince pie!
i lurve them!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

Tragic really, but we could all see it coming.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

Shocking =P

But woo-worthy =]

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

can dogs get parkinson's disease?

this is not a criticism of your image, just a question.

(

rob, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

They can get alzheimers

I think the two are quite similar

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

I truely fucking hope so

*simulates with neighbors dog and car battery*

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

Yes, Timmy was never down a well at all

Lassie was just having an episode

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

Apparently so.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkinson's_disease_in_animals

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

you fuck

(

rob, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

Hahaha

Vote against this sort of thing:

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

Pffft =]

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

You git

I'm getting really funny looks from others in the computer lab now.

/laughing all the same

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

Wonder what their web stats look like

"Hmmm, 99.9% of all hits to this page are from b3ta.com..."

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

B3TA LOVES HORSES

*T-shirt idea...*

*instantly remembers the other t-shirt..*

*fails*

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

Hahahaha

*sigh*

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

How did you even do that?

Stupid silent office and big speakers...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

haha

good one.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

Hahahaha!

You didn't get me with the first link, but did with the second

(

Weetobix, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

There are other subtler ways to do that.

For example, I wrote this article on how to do clever stuff with Apache:
www.wheelybird.com/docs/url_rewrites.txt

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)

Why

do I supect this may not be a text file?

(

Weetobix, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)

RewriteRule ^.*$ http://www.deagostini.com/ilovehorses [R=permanent,L]

Or..
Redirect 301 www.yourhostname.com www.deagostini.com/ilovehorses

GEEKTASTIC!!1

(

Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

a rare occasion indeed

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)

*polite applause*

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

oh well done indeed :D

Twice with that.....lol

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

HAHAHA

and I had just put the volume on high here in the office, and I had to explain the sudden outbreak of horses

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

damn you sir!

damn you!

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)

very well played

it's so good to see a real master at the height of his game... the creativity Afinkawan has shown today is outstanding... those cheeky little moves showing everyone what a cockly little bastard he really is... wonderful.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)

Haha

I wondered why that was purple =P

Please accept your prize: http://www.mrpineapple.co.uk/files/award.jpg

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7800594

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

I walked straight into that too

cunty.

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

well played!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

If you want the theme to put on someone else's phone

www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/i_love_horses.mp3

(

Weetobix, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

You DO know that I make ringtones for a living...

... and will now send this out to everyone I know?

MUA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

i anticipate the crazy frog advert.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

That fucker is the bane of my life.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)

Excellent!

I look forward to not buying it as I have it on mp3 already :)

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Weetobix, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

Arf!

But I can't even work out how to put mp3s on my own phone.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

print them off

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)

Then type them in.

*remembers programs in really old Spectrum magazines*

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

45 minutes of coding later, the swirly swirly swirls around the screen.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)

Unless!

Mis-prints in listing, requiring a wait of a month or so until the print the errata.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)

Hahaha

Fucking ace!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

arf

bookmarked for later usage
/always fall for it

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

That was on telly on saturday!

i'm gonna watch it tonight

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)

quaility film.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)

Apparently Cushing's Disease has the same degenerative effects

But I'm not sure they can actually contract Parkinson's.

May be wrong..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

yeah yeah

I just got that from google - but it doesn't really sound very similar if you dig a bit deeper
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cushing's_syndrome

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rob, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

Might just be the degenerative process

Rather than the effects that are similar

I blame google for this misunderstanding..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

Yep! Parkinsons isn't actually a disease, it's a syndrome

usually caused by trauma to the brain stem. (Hence why Muhammad Ali has it)

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

Google says yes

www.cafnrcornerpost.com/fs2006/shuck_julia/103006_parkinsonsindogs.htm

100% horse free ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

that's a good find.

they should have called him michael j. dog. ahahahaha.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

pffft BARKinson's disease

just me then

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

ARF!

*tries the veal*

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

TWIG!

MWAH.
How are you?
Are you still at catering college?
Gissa nice recipe using beetroot smelly blue cheese and plain pringles.
Oh and lettuce and tomatoes.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

isn't that a cheese salad sandwich

with crisps on the side?

-- I had a WONDERFUL banana and peanut butter smiidge for lunch.

I'm happy with my choice.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

Well that is what it's going to turn out to be

unless Twig can come up with a braw idea :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

okay - puree the beetroot and add stock and cream and sir in the blue cheese

next eat the beetroot and cheese soup.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

Hmm that could work

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)

ummm

chuck it all away and order a pizza?

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

Ok, what about the other questions?

what about the other questions?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

I'm well ta

how's your lovely self?

I finished college a few months back, I now have a piece of paper what says I am a chef

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

Woo Chef Twig!

Now you can SELL recipes and go on the telly and act like a twat and get paid lots of money for it.
Then create your own range of sauces and pickles.
4. Profit

Do you have suitable employment yet?

I am well too ta.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)

cor

jaffa challenge! how many calories / grams of fat / protein in 48 jaffas? I am under tight fitness regime...

got to walk the dog, see you all tomorrow?

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twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

later d00d

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

pffft

...what I would like to know is, if a dog had Parkinson's, how would they hold the Maracas?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

Loudly?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

Have you read this book on it? http://www.amazon.co.uk/Parkinsons-Disease-Practice/dp/1853157457/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1195482076&sr=8-2

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

Yep

But when dogs have it it's called "Cerebellar Atoxia and seems to affect young dogs.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

...called Elvis

*quote*

“In one year [Elvis] will be unable to move, become unstable, fall any time he tries to take a step and I will euthanize him,” said O’Brian. O’Brian intends on euthanizing Elvis before the dog can no longer walk, in order to allow him to lead the fullest, happiest life with as little pain as possible.

*/quote*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

I'm glad he's not my doctor.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

*sniff*

On last weeks "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" they were getting the panel to finish greetings cards. One was about a dog that thanked its owner for "putting him to sleep" and a blubbed like a baby.
/big girl's blouse.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

Shit!

I forgot to record last week's episode!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

I'd offer to send it to you but it's about 25 kilograms

Edit: Quick you still have until this evening to grab it on the listen again page!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

I'm going to have to leave work early

and hope I can get home to record it off listen again before it gets replaced with tonight's episode.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

This came very close to making me cry this morning.

/even bigger girls blouse... like... a girl with 44 GG funbags.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

Is that real?

I was waiting for the punchline....christ :p

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

I think so

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

Oh blimey

You must be pre-menstrual. That made me want to vomit.
:)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

I was waiting for something animated by Butters...

...to chainsaw her in the game....I was completely disappointed.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

Pfft!

You're made of sterner stuff than me. ;)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

I doubt that

But only music and sad dog stories make me blub.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

Sad dog stories?

Did you see the end of Homeward bound?

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Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

But I no longer live in the UK.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

ahem...

Doggies and music

This made me cry.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

nout beats a good Parky's joke :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

Arf!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

awww

look at his little glee face!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

Hahaha

*loads up track and field on MAME emulator*

Damn you =P

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

hahaha

TBH I think MJF would be better on Daley Thomspons Decathlon with a good Kempston joystick.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)

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