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# Photoshoped Kitten used by Oz nutcase
www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,22795970-5012755,00.html
(madmat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Oh dear...
.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Glasscock?
Like, about two weeks ago, I think...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Tell links, they might care
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# you think? :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# And on reading the link
The nutter's not even from Oz, he's Canadian...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
this is funny
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# :D
I like the priorities of that report.

"HE'S SENDING INTERNET MEME PICS AROUND! WHAT AN IDIOT!
also he has child pornography"
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# haha ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Hello?
Where is your original and amusing picture? I think you forgot to put it in your post. Or perhaps you mistook this board full of images for /talk?

Either that, or you're a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Fuck off
'tard
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# * Shopped links only please..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# This desert ain't big enough for the both of us

Click for biggerest (95KB)
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Well I like it :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# and so do I :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# cheers
;D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Beachy Head. A favourite haunt for depressed horses :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# His fall appears to have been stopped by the sudden appearance of a puddle of jam...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Jamnation!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# heffster!!!
how things on your side of the world?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Cold, threatening rain
But otherwise delightful! How's your bad self?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Were I at my computer at home...
...I probably would've posted a picture I made of one of a simplistically drawn character playing in a big jar of jam.

Edit: Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# If it was THAT simplistic,
then surely you could sketch it again for us right now!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Perhaps...
...the surface tension of the jam was sufficient to drive the horse's legs right up into its body, killing it painfully and quite horribly in the process?
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# mmmm...
horse jam
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# As the tallest horse in the world...
you'd think he'd have more to live for!

Woo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# but.. but..
I love horses!
(etc)
(I helped save b3ta! bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# if only there was a website for horse lovers such as yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Try this!
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# ace, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Ha!!11
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# New Lloyds TSB advert FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry] He had family issues


Click for bigger (109KB)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Found him...
no... you don't want to see
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# bye bye nemo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# :(
I wondered where he'd got to ....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Aaaaarrrrgghhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Who knew so many animals WANTED to die?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Took me a while but Woo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# quick
explain it to everyone else...

or have they all gone to the pub
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# hehe
No need, no need!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# also took me a while, but WOO!
TJ: unblocked b3ta at work!!! this could be dangerous...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# quoting the immortal words of the Admiral
"It's a trap!"
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# i could access b3ta for a few days last week,
but now i'm back to barnesy
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# aha!!
got it!
hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# You really are on fire today JS
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# *bows*
you is too kind, madam
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Only where it is deserved :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# * smooosh*
How art thou, m'lady?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Nooooooo, Hooobbbby Hoooooorrrrrsse!!!!!! *drops to knees*
Top work!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] He hopes it will be quick :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# poor wee chap :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha!!
that'll teach weasel to lurk!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# *forgotten*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# *remembers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Thats the way....
Kill the cow by chocking it to death with its own tongue!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] He has gotta be suicidal

:D
/pea
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# P as in polecat?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# WORLDS SMALLEST PREDATOR!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# *mourns*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# It's not a quick death...
In fact, it's one of the slowest there is.*



*Learned the hard way
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# hahahah
he looks genuinely horrified at what he's done
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# go karate hamster!
oh dear.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# ha ha ha!
Fudd!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# * I love Paint...

Edit: Image removed because it causes XLVII offence.

* I am deeply sorry about this and it will not happen again...

much
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# :O
*wonders why*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# * no idea

* I just could not think what to put in the title?

Noon Mr Roman Bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# I dont really like seeing other peoples images used for no good reason.
If you're gonna do this at least do something decent!
I see it as bad form and I'm sure others do too!

Noon matey!

[ed] /not so much aimed at this post blog.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# ha ha ha!
Fudd!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
you scare me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Why?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# you remind me of a younger me
but also older.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# ha ha ha!
Fudd!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Ha
Awww, bless him =]

I'd love to witness his karate skillz, but I don't see any chance of that happening soon.. Poor fella =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Does he sing Kung Fu fighting as well?
How rude: woo and click
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# in a tiny meece voice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# 'And the meek will inherit the earth'
fat chance
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Yay!
*clicks*

Fluffy entries FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# He will kick puss butt
looking like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Schwaahhhh
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Nobody likes a show off
But have a woo and a click anyway
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# that is freakin' ace!!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Tony Hart's Opium Visions
now available at the Argos
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# ver' nice :D

I likes paperfoldery
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Lovely stuff
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Arm breakingly woo.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Woo
Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Top skills!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] can't take this anymore
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# are bricks animals?
*sniggers*

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Hahaha
But how did he ..........?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# not the worm!!
ah well.
*uses worm as fishing bait*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] arf
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Love teh teeth!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Arf!
WURMS!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Ha!
Wait until that worm realises that that probably won't do much good.
It'll just swing there, looking a right twunt until it starves.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Bah!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# watt fun
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Ohm my goodness!
It's all my volt that this is turning into a pun thread . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# I'm going to make light of this
and refrain from spanging
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# I hope you don't ampere my ability to pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# there's an amp-le supply of puns for this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# The piss!
How shocking!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# just waful
I'm going ohm...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I candella pun a mile off
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Ohm my gosh
That watts horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Dave's switched on this morning
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha!
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Clicks...
click... click... click... click... click... click...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha!!
damned things.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Brill!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# i like it
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Brilliant.
If you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# haha
I know that feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# pah
he looks like teh spock
(BtizeF200 who ate all the 3.14s?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# I thought after I drawded him,
that he looks like ensign expendible that gets wasted on away missions . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Bn'iskit
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# hahaha!!
that'll teach them to play with evil, evil dirty, disgusting tea!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# *slaps*
you take that back!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# *scampers off*
NEVER!!
filthy scabby tea!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Meh!
*opens special brew*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# ewww!
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I DEMAND SATISFACTION
I like tea more than I like most people
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# this is a sad story
*puts kettle on*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
I love these two.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Well????? Is it???
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Yes
but the biscuit sediment-ruined tea is FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I like the 'P'
in perhaps!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Try it out in the comfort of your own cellar.
fonts.goldenweb.it/pan_file/l/en/font2/Tork.ttf/d2/True_Type_Fonts/c/t/default.html
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Thankyou
I shall use that font EVERY time I type 'Perhaps'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I demand you rewrite the FAQ like this.
Nay, I don't demand, I beg like a little girl you do it.
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# sploosh.
yay
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Pffft
Woo
=]
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# It's a Biscatastrophe!
*prinders*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Woo
and yay
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Biscuits are ace.
This is a fact of life.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# what a complete bastard.
tell him i hate him.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
#


apparently Sally is a diminutive for Sarah...

and previously
b3ta.com/board/7823048
b3ta.com/board/7822634
b3ta.com/board/7822504
b3ta.com/board/7819538
b3ta.com/board/7819475
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Pffft
Nice one!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# i bet it's still utter crapola.
woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# It's the bit in the cafe where she's sitting there shouting
"Sir, you appear to gradually be bringing me to an earth shuddering climax of the kind I had not expected from someone of your seeming ineptitude"

that gets me...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# 'Waiter!
I should like to express my desite to partake in whatever the lady opposite has partaken of'

Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# hahaha, I like these!
since when?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# hehe, for some reason i keep imagining this being read in a loud, faltering monotone
by a Monty Python-style 1970s Essex rozzer with a slightly blocked nose.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# hahahaha
*listens*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# These make me think that I am Japanese,
and the English movie titles have been translated to my language
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# very "how to do" text on a picture
I like it
(waxdart hello., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# I like these
I mean

I am appreciative of these!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# HAHA! I have never seen these before!
Brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Faster!!! Dammit!"!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# haha!!
the driver behind will be for a nasty surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# he has aids?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# it's his own fault..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# tampering with animals always = AIDS
that is not a fact, but it is scientifically proven
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# science?
BURN THE WITCH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Hahaha
Stoooop!

Poor Geoffery.

:(

[ed] Wrong hole again :O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# :(
I love Giraffes too much to witness this!
*averts eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# its ok...
no anime, the worst is left to your imagination

*worse*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# i choose to believe it is a giraffe skilled in the art of limbo
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I choose to picture him leaping the bridge, landing safely on the truck on the other side.
At least, that is the plan... sadly, while in mid-air, the giraffe is struck by the solitary fast moving train in the country, and doesn't actually hit the ground until the train arrives at Waverly Road Station, several hours later.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# But because the train was testing out the new safety features,
the giraffe was caught on the new padding installed, and arrived safely having had a leisurely trip around the british countryside.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Safe but a little confused as to what had just happened...
and why he was in Edinburgh...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Although, he did get the chance to meet a lovely scottish giraffe in the local zoo,
so after trying to kill himself, things started to look up :)
The end.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# :(
*cries*
But if he's dead, who will eat all our skin?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Zombie Transformers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Bernard Matthews
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# i will...
*grabs knife and fork*
mmm-mm!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# They skin you with their teeth.
YOur knife and forks are the tesco value alternative!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Faster dammit!
You certainly are churning them out today good sir!
Keep up the splendid work! Woo and all that!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] To pee or not to pee.....


that is the question...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Transformers was last week
oh...wait
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# hahahaha!!
i nearly spat my pot noodle out accidently!


(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# surely a Pot Noodle is the kind of thing that has to spat out on purpose
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# exactly
*spits*
ewww...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Chow Mein flava FTW!
apparebntly they now do a Lamb Hotpot flava
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# sizzling bacon FTW!!
until they put those 'tomato' pieces in...
and took the salt out! they taste even worse!
although the lamb one sounds good..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] had started one with same dog..never mind!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(cityboydal is a first post failure, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha
compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Cleg it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# compo it!
/text meme
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Compo it!
Click edit then select from the drop down menu where it says "This is a normal post"!

& nice filesize this time!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# done!
cheers!
(cityboydal is a first post failure, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# 50k pics & 250k animations....
.....if you haven't got to reading the FAQ yet.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# He never thinks things through..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# hahah 'ningnoon :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# 'ning Prod
*smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# noon pot :)x
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# i'm not surprised!!
50p?!
robbing bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# He he
looks like he's been done over by Mr. Tourette from Modern Toss... Poor lad...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# hahahaha
Webb's Anal death Sack
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha
♪ Don't kid yourself girl... ♪
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# maybe George Michael will be out for walk in the park soon
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] This is how I'd like to go

Smoked to death!

Sauce for anyone who wants it
will work now
/anotherfluffydeath.com
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Arabic Gummed
to death? woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# yay, winter is closing in, time for a spliff*


* - spliff-time may be independent of seasonal changes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# i like
frosty the bastard. I wish he was my dad.

Oh, hang on, he is.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# :D
'ning mate!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# ning
not been around for a bit. how's it going by you? woo to your pic incidentally :) nice thing to see first thing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooony!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# hellooooo gorgeous! :D
how you doin?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# All is good thanks
& in all departments too!

;P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# hahah I love Frosty
'lo broons
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# hello
Frosty will be returning very soon. He's been away on holiday raping penguins, but it's that time of year again, and he's back for more :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# I'd love to smoke myself to death
but thanks to those new namby pampy laws I cant
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# :)
We still do here :P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I just meant tobacco
I think it's easier and more socially acceptable to smoke spliff now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Haha I was thinking that the other day!
I was talking fags too.

We have no regard for smoking rules here!
JUST SAY NO!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# That's the little swine whose pinched my rizzlas
Fiend
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# he looks a little wired, I think he needs that spliff.


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# :D
Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Excellent, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Nice stuff
Link's borked though
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Try this one...

image.guim.co.uk/Guardian/news/gallery/2007/nov/09/internationalnews1/[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Hmmm strange
will work now
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# i picture with smoking on a public board!!
thats the last straw!
i'm gazzing rob about this!

arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# hehehe ^.^
bless 'im
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Squirl!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Barfternoon.
Today, a wild rubber-duckie-ring assaults an unsuspecting Vladimir.
It softly squeezes its prey to death mild discomfort.



What're you lot up to, today?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I am searching for coconuts
I need some swallows to bring some to me on a strand of creeper.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# African or European?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Well that's the dilemma isn't it?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# I don't know... is it?
*flies off into chasm*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Mwahahahahaha!
*crosses the bridge alone*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Hmmm... nice chasm this, reminds me of home...
it's all smokey and everything...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Loving this post!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# poor Vlad!
I am nursing my brain with the power of coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# munching whils working
and sneaking on to b3ta everytime I get a chance \o/
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I just read a book, and am now trying not to be in pain.
And am working out how to undo an experiment gone wrong regarding an xp-vista lookalike which refuses to stop my msn look all big and bulky..I don't like it :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Uninstall Windows Live Messenger 8/8.5
Then download MSN Messenger 7.5 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# I DO have 7.5
A-Patch doesn't work on anything higher.

Edit: I'll just remove it and install it again anyway. Then I'll re-install the transformation pack and deselect the msn thingy
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Unless.
Ok, it's sorted now :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# :D
These are ace!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# I've just flooded the living room :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# With what?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# water
although I'd already done it with farts earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Oh dear... :(
how'd you manage that?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# beans
er...the only current source of water in my flat is in the living room (cos we're having it replumbed etc), and I left the tap on

luckily the bed is an inflatable one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Lilo FTW!
Now you can lie on it, floating around, with a can of Special Brew and a fag and it'll be like you're on a tropical holiday...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# I am rubbing my eyes as I am tired.
Also I will be training a new secretary after lunch.

And all the while I'll be looking forward to the can of root beer that's gently chilling in my car RIGHT NOW \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# 'ning KM!
What kind of root beer you got? I ♥ root beer...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I hope you like this. :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I do.
Interestingly it is the very infinitive which the OED use to explain that it is acceptable to split the buggers..
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# its a minefield i say!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# it's the one everyone knows
An author once said to me "how dare you split an infinitive in my name!"
He had no answer to my explanation of why it is perfectly acceptable in English.

edit/ You, however, have used the word 'which' when you clearly meant 'that'. Tsk!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Splits infinitives does he.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# yes, yoda
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# silly
and so consequently worthy of a click
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Aw bless it!
That's not suicide, it's just misguided...

reminds me of the documentary where the lion raised a baby antelope as its own... I couldn't help but laugh when another lion ate the thing
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# hahahaha!
top telly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# It was meant to be so tragic...
It even had a piano lament to signpost it...

yet in my head, all I heard was parping trombone...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# *benny hill*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Yep, that will work.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# oh hai!
I am in your tummyz eating all your fud!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)

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