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# The noble Lion Tamarin, most regal of the small fluffy things

Edit: Thanks for the kind words all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:22, archived)
# He's only about 10% lion
I'd say he's barely regal
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Pffffffft!
You dafty!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:24, archived)
# but...
is he legal?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:32, archived)
# The minute they're born, my good Chunders!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:34, archived)
# who cares?
would
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Heh, I think it's a vast improvement actually

^CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Yes, it's neatly done
fer sure
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:40, archived)
# tiny powerful teef!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Look out, LioMarin -
Bod's coming to eat you! :(
*chuckles*
*clicks*
*parps* :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Woof!
& Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:32, archived)
# ha! Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:41, archived)
# '...the ciiiiircle of life...'
♫♪♫
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:46, archived)
# this is lully
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:49, archived)
# It kinda reminds me of my collie.
It all depends on how often it burps. The more the better. WOO YAY!
(I gave my ice cream to a shark, so I milked a cat mew mew moo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:50, archived)
# He is lovely.
I'd keep him in a kilner jar.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:52, archived)
# what is wrong
with a breadbin?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:53, archived)
# small, but deadly.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Yay cute thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Happy New Year to all that know me and all that don't

And woo to Jahled for some very tidy animangling
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Interesting profile . . . ^
HNY to you too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:46, archived)
# And a most regal woo to you too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:32, archived)
# HAHA
The guys at the watercooler will love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)
# So I've got this idea for a film
It's set in the late sixties, around the time of the Vietnam war, and it relates the way that the 'flower power' revolution affected that conflict.


Click for bigger (80KB)
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:20, archived)
# OMG TOAP WTF?!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:24, archived)
# That's some lurkage fella
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Indeed.
Not the best I've ever seen, but best one this week anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:41, archived)
# sorry to TJ
but since when has Christopher Guest been a BBC iPlayer engineer?


apologies for the RPM
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I noticed that too.
Funny isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:47, archived)
# i normally download stuff
so hadn't noticed it before

had to check 11 was the highest :D :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:50, archived)
# SeamleSs!
The catchline has me pissing myself. Brava.
(I gave my ice cream to a shark, so I milked a cat mew mew moo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:51, archived)
# croc...
croc 13 of 365

btw : my snail babies have started to hatch - gulp!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Cor!
He rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:56, archived)
# :D thank ya!
**does a little dance**
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:57, archived)
# *drops coins into hat*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:00, archived)
# yay
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:01, archived)
# DINO!!!
*digs out dino pictures*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:57, archived)
# hehehhe
dino
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Rarrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:00, archived)
# hahah
thats ace!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:02, archived)
# a fission t-rex doesn't last very long
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Yay!
A happy t-rex = a happy head-doctor!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:06, archived)
# "God doesn't like freaks"
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:01, archived)
# :(
Poor Dino.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:02, archived)
# !!
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:03, archived)
# I likes THIS!
It's like a greeting designed by Quentin Blake. Damn, that takes me back. WOO!
(I gave my ice cream to a shark, so I milked a cat mew mew moo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:52, archived)
# WTF
How does that dinosaur have nipples? My brain just imploded.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:35, archived)
# i have that chin
well, that's my next reincarnation sorted.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:57, archived)
# hahahha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:58, archived)
# That's happier than a happy thing
He's got a very good dentist
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:58, archived)
# hehehe
brush twice a day :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Also: snail babies!
You're a father! Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:02, archived)
# hahahaa
there are tons in the tank - gulp! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Don't let them have weaponry!!!
It'll be the start of a snail uprising! The human race shall be ENSLAAAAVED! :(
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:19, archived)
# nooooooooooooooo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:30, archived)
# your crocodile is gay
go to the big manly man crocodile emporium next time
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:59, archived)
# I think Rev has ignored me, because my wit and hats are too jaunty for him
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:05, archived)
# JAUNTY HATS?
*phones for help*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Maybe he's gone off to the big manly man crocodile emporium

evening sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:22, archived)
# like the hulk's foot
et woo! :D
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:00, archived)
# hahahhaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Hello croc!
Guess he's just spotted the wildebeest herd heading to his patch of the Zambezi :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:15, archived)
# heheheh
he loves the beast :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:31, archived)
# *goes back in time for a pea*
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:19, archived)
# awww
poor old steve :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:31, archived)
# September 2006
I posted that. Apparently I've done nothing of value since.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:34, archived)
# hahahhaa
my granddad died a few days before :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:37, archived)
# that's sad.
I won't make an anim for it, in respect.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:39, archived)
# it was sad
but in a lot of ways - i think it was for the best - funny thing was a few month earlier he fell and broke his hip - which he survived having it replaced. then he died by bumping his head! :S

/boring bloke blog!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:44, archived)
# On another note
I've just noticed his left arm. It looks ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Snail babies?
cool

how are they formed?
how snail get pragnent?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:24, archived)
# well i'm not sure really
each snail gets a sperm dart on their necks and i guess they exchange them some how. they then dig under the soil and lay they. i guess they are pregnant for a while and then they lay them. its odd!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Sounds cool

I feel sorry for your lots
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:35, archived)
# i'm gonna have to send them to my sister to sell
if they have to many :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:37, archived)
# 5. Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:50, archived)
# To the skies!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:49, archived)
# If I had a rabbit I'd call it 'Death Marauder'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:53, archived)
# That's a fine name for a rabbit
with evil bun powers.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:54, archived)
# If it had evil power I'd call it Mr. Floppyears.
If it was the sweetest rabbit ever it'd be Luciferface War Steed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Not Mephistopheluggums?

(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:59, archived)
# NOW THAT I LIKE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:02, archived)
# LULLY
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:53, archived)
# LULLY
and i started drawing trees and a waterfall for it, then realised it just looked like weirdly coloured wee all over it.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:54, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Yay for airborne bunnies!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:11, archived)
# *DANSE TIME*


CERDITS TO PINEAPPLE FOR SPEEDING IT UP FOR ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:40, archived)
# YAYS =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:40, archived)
# willy!
woo!
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:41, archived)
# hehehhehe
woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Woos!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)
# yaaaay!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)
# look at him wiggle
*hugs*
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:44, archived)
# nice little flick on the end
wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:44, archived)
# eeee
he's rotating... to flashy....

*clicks*
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Haha!
I would have that as my phone wallpaper if I didn't think my battery would instantly die in protest.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:51, archived)
# that is
............
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Seizureific!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:56, archived)
# I can't express enough how much this make me glee
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:10, archived)
# I take this picture
as evidence that something is not entirely right with your mind...
...And so you get two WOOs - one for teh dansey penis-thing and another for being a mentil!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOooOOoo
...and...
WOOOOOoooooooOOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOOOOoO!
Have a clicky as well... *clicks like a mentilist* :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:24, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:35, archived)
# [Mod edit:
Please don't use this board to spam us.]
(conradslater, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:29, archived)
# I think I hate you.
edit: yay for mod!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:29, archived)
# you did everything wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Holy shit.
I have never seen so much fail.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMApAS8AZM

EDIT - WOO MODS!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:30, archived)
# I give you about 30 seconds
before several mortar shells are shot into your face!


FAQ!
(Golden_guns247, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:30, archived)
# You can leave now.
No, srsly.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Hiya.
I just won't talk to you about it, if I can't gaz you :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:39, archived)
# HOORAY, INTERNETS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:30, archived)
# why is this here?
you're my second least favourite person today. there is no hummus in your failure.

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:31, archived)
# you made me cry
i'm leaving
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:31, archived)
# again
puffy nipples, why?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:31, archived)
# you could have someones eye out with that
NSFW

www.oversized-erect-nipples.com/19images/erect_nipps.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:31, archived)
# magesi?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:37, archived)
# gesima?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:38, archived)
# simage ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:39, archived)
# images?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:40, archived)
# b i n g o !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:43, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7979014
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:45, archived)
# That is way too . . . how ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Magic.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I like it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:55, archived)
# i got turned off
at "nihilistic"
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:32, archived)
# I keep thinking about making
a video for bedroomtv (a pretty awful sky music channel) with the logic being that the artist would
get royalties every time they show the video and might make up for the huge amount of music I've stolen.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Hahahah
do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:33, archived)
# I think I need
collaborators.
Maybe I should post a new thread asking if anyone would be interested....nah shit idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Hahah
You could. I'd help. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Cool.
Well, I've have a think about songs and ideas.

Any bands you think deserve a Holly Would/Killerkitti video makeover?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Hmm...
I'm not sure. I'll have a think about that as well. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:41, archived)
# i'm in!
i think i need to make up for what i've done
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)
# excellent!
I will note this thread and gaz people with possible idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:46, archived)
# All aboard the fail boat
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:33, archived)
# NO
STOP
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:34, archived)
# FAIL
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:34, archived)
#
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:35, archived)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:35, archived)
# HEHEHEHEHE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:37, archived)
# haha
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)
# i'd ignore
but i feel that there will be some high quality flaming in this thread



you do enjoy that tactile pleasure a little too much

edit: also Manley?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:36, archived)
# CLICK HERE:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:37, archived)
# best of all the faq's...
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:38, archived)
# should've
played faq russian roulette with only one link being the real faq
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:39, archived)
# you again!
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:50, archived)
# YOU
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:37, archived)
# I remember the day you made that.
It was the same day I made this

(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:40, archived)
# twas indeed
might make another one
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:40, archived)
# I hope you do.
I likes that one.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Have you really
Waited 4 months and 7 days to say that?
(Phase3Profit pees too much, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:38, archived)
# u r
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:40, archived)
# I'm in ur internets
postin on the wrong board, if not the wrong site entirely.

edit: yay, another day saved by mods! :D
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:40, archived)
# wow
i came in late, what the hell happend?
(maninthespoon, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:50, archived)
# He was raping the Queen live in front of us.
Some people took offence, some became aroused.
edit: in other words, it was some guy pimping some shitty website.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 19:52, archived)
# This seemed like a good idea in my head...
..I have no idea why, but here it is anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:24, archived)
# haha
hiro heroes hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:30, archived)
# The
technique in frame two . . . was worth the price of admission . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:17, archived)
# puffy nipples
why?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Well, that was an unexpected response.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:18, archived)
# I don't understand it...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:19, archived)
# It's from a shitty advert over here in the UK.
You might not have been subjected to it over there.
Basically it's a thing you can put in your wash to drop the colours running and turning things pink.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Ooooooh.
Okay. We probably have things like that at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:22, archived)
# but it is nowhere near as bad as this ad
tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/picture-loan-dads-found-your-scooter/
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:22, archived)
# maybe i should watch more telly
and spend less time doodling on here.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:22, archived)
# It's here if you're really interested
www.colour-catcher.co.uk/tv_advert.php
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:23, archived)
# hahaha
See dear? No more pink underwear. WTF!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:26, archived)
# To be fair, my bed sheets are very slightly pink now thanks to my red duvet covers.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Aha!
So it doesn't work! FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Oh, I don't use that stuff.
I have better things to spend my money on.
Like meat and beer.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Oooh
okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:36, archived)
# If things came out a vibrant blue, it would be alright.
But instead it comes out as a colour called "pants left in wash"

And people point, and they laugh.

AND THEN THEY STAB YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:23, archived)
# marry me
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:28, archived)
# eddie izzard?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:28, archived)
# *impressed*
Just on this page alone there are at least eleventy good ideas that should be patented.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Including the B Shirt !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:24, archived)
# yes when you use colour catcher you find a heavily soiled sanitary towel in your washing machine.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:19, archived)
# He's obviously not chosen it for its streamlined shape
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:22, archived)
# hahahaha indeed
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:22, archived)
# wouldn't that make it brown?
*hides*
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:25, archived)
# bahahahahahahahaha probably.
and thank you for saying that. hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:26, archived)
# i... can't... help... it...
it makes me terrific for children's parties though.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Was it
the colour of choice ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I think I missed the bee thread so I'll just leave this here...


kthnkbi
Edit: I like your picture too!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:21, archived)
# aww, you didn't
:p
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:22, archived)
# But it's so far down the board.
EFFORT
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:22, archived)
# um
what made it red?
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:21, archived)
# :) I think this might be one of those ideas better off in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:23, archived)
# No!
I thought it was excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:23, archived)
# ^this !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:24, archived)
# :) You're both very kind.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Woolite
Keeps narnia out of your washing and beyond the back of the drum where it belongs.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:31, archived)
# commie bastards
tj: anyone use 4OD? bloody thing refuses to work for me - BBC iplayer works fine
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:24, archived)
# I tried it once, couldn't get it to play, and gave up.
Hope that helps...
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Why is imageshack such a colossal cunt?


(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:07, archived)
# More to the point
Why are you using it when we have perfectly good hosting here.

But I think the most important question here is why does she have a wooden spoon stuck up her back bottom?
Does it improve her tennis play?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:11, archived)
# all will be revealed tonight on Tonight With Trevor McDonald
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Ta
*sets alarm clock*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:16, archived)
# i hope it's a furry alarm clock.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:16, archived)
# The arse spoon can improve service speed
by 13.7%

Didn't know that I could upload here?
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)
# And greatly helps her back stir-ve
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Ba dum
Tish =)
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:14, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:17, archived)
# you can for the initial image
but I think subsequent things down the thread need own hosting? either that or I'm just confused.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:14, archived)
# If I am replying
I "pretend" to start a new thread upload the picture copy the URL and then go back.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:15, archived)
# sensible that
means I don't have to use my own hosting, which will probably piss my housemate off eventually for killing his bandwidth on the server... :/
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:17, archived)
# nope
you can host em all on b3ta, but the link's only there when you post a new thread,

all your images are here :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:22, archived)
# I would
recommend b3tards, 'cos that means I can see things at work, when I should be working.

Am that selfish.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:27, archived)
# i used to use that
and warren's anus, but this is lazier

i'm never posting during the day so on the offchance i post something worth missing you won't
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Ha! They're starting to montior
our internet usage soon :(

Bloody governments and their bureaurocracy!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)
# well
your ISP is already legally bound to send your browsing information to MI:5
i doubt they do unless its actually requested as the amount of server space the MOD would have to set aside would be astronomical
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Oh yes
When you start a new thread you are given the option.
It's very nifty and even puts HTML tags around the file and ting.

You can always use b3tards.com too but the trouble is if you forget your 200 character alphanumeric login you won't have access to any of your pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Ah...
bisto. =)
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:17, archived)
# as long as you know where to find your pics
the url has code, still may need the password.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:30, archived)
# *wanders off to the kitchen to find a wooden spoon*
I do this in the name of SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Science is great
=-)
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:18, archived)
# ponders
what the lady may have shoved up her front bottom...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Perhaps I'm just naive...
But why does that lady have a cooking utensile up her bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)
# you keep shoving images up it?
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)
# I think I have uploaded approximately
a shitload yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:14, archived)
# that does tend to increase cunt size
as you most likely already know
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:15, archived)
# It's cunting my shit
right off now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:16, archived)
# They'll find me in the spring

FUCK IT'S COLD!!! Waaaah! :'[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:07, archived)
# I made a fire last night


If that helps
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:08, archived)
# We had a fire last night
but now we don't and our heater is a spiteful bastard. And yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:09, archived)
# So cold you're balding and suffering panic attacks?
Oh I've been there sister.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:08, archived)
# No
I'm just too cold to draw properly. :'[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:09, archived)
# I hate being too cold to play guitar hero.
That makes me cry.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I hate being too cold to draw
I have to draw my cousin a birthday card, by order of mum, for tonight. It will be fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)
# SET FIRE TO YOUR HANDS =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Yesterday I went to cafe with mum and mofaha
but it was closed. We were walking back to the car and mofaha asked to be set fire to.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:15, archived)
# I ask that a lot.
One day, someone will.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Is it to keep warm
or just because fire is cool?

Criss Angel set himself on fire for some certain hours or something. I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)
# A little from column A..
A little from column B..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:21, archived)
# THIS IS A STANDARDIZED TEST
YOU MAY ONLY PICK ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:22, archived)
# we have them not
in the land of the free(bie)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Ya'll don't have
standardized test? Why did I just say ya'll?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:27, archived)
# I say y'all all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Yeah, but
it's not as shameful to you since you don't actually live on the same continent as Georgia and Texas. Or something. I'm from jersey. I'm 'sposed to say 'gurl', 'dawg', 'lawg', 'tawk', 'joysee' etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:33, archived)
# i always thought
it was y'all
but that's just me, i'm not a merkin.

we do have tests that are standarised, we just don't call them that
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:18, archived)
# not since rehab
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Nonononononononononnonononononnononononono etc.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I want those socks
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:09, archived)
# ^.^
Stripey socks are the best thing evar.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:10, archived)
# they need to do them for big feet women too
not just cutsey small asian ladies.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:13, archived)
# I has a big feets
and I find them. Target, Hot Topic, and goodgoth.com sell them.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:15, archived)
# You have awesome socks...
Nice picture, too. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Stripey socks
make my feet happy.

And thank you! ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Tell me about it!
I've got the plumber here as my heatings shafted.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Ours at least pretends to work.
But it actually doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Well your heating must be related to my plumber then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Partners in crime not working.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Hi . . . Brrrrrrnating !
Thawt you looked cold !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Hahah
*shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:18, archived)
# 1 2 3 4 I declare a BEE thread!


(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Bees are lully
Therefore your bee is lully.

Edit: Damn I knew something was missing. I forgot the wings.
Ok folks this is a walking bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:01, archived)
# awww
mine doesn't have cute dimpled cheeks like that

*makes note to cutesy the next one more*
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:04, archived)
# He is flushed from the exertion of walking
due to being wingless.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:07, archived)
# And stinger hopping . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:13, archived)
# He has a wobbly banana stuck down his T Shirt!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Or is that a B shirt ?
Marketing ploy #176
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:23, archived)
# BEETOATS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)
# mmmm
you need to merge with the potatobee and make potato cake bees.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:16, archived)
# *Nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Bee poo
poo bee
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Fucking, shitty Bees
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:02, archived)
# I'm game if you are
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:01, archived)
# GEORGE LASERBEE ATTACKS!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Are fleas acceptable too?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:04, archived)
# wheeee boing!
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Eat them, little kingfisher!
little kingfisher!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:11, archived)
# yes Yes YES!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:01, archived)
# I'm scared of bees
And wasps. Cartoon ones are great though.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Then avert your eyes, while you still can.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:08, archived)
# FUCKING YAY! =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:01, archived)
# BEE!
bee
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Bees are great
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:02, archived)
# bees?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:02, archived)
# ARE IS POTATOBEE
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:04, archived)
# you have spied the secret code
here, sign this parchment
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:05, archived)
# *quickly reads*
But.. I don't want you to take my kidneys..

You can have my cat though.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Huzzah for potatobee!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:05, archived)
# I want one so badly
I would even pay 1/7s/7d for one.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:09, archived)
# mmmm potatobee
*eats* OW
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)
# birds and bees

















(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:06, archived)
# my mum lied!
this sex lark is just to make people look silly for cameras! it's not for babies!
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:08, archived)
# NEW BEE FOR YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:07, archived)
# This bee is huge and angry looking.
Please keep it away from me :(
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:09, archived)
# ooo all aggressive
or just trying to squeeze out a poo?
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:10, archived)
# haha he is large
and grinning
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)
# *enrages*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)
# awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)
# What a marvellous idea
I find bees are actually very pretty close up
(I helped save b3ta! ZoomZoom, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:39, archived)
# he likes his techno

www.b3ta.com/board/7972594
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:59, archived)
# it is too cute
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Techno Techno Techno Techo
There's no limits...............




Apparently
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:01, archived)
# YAY ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:01, archived)
# awww lully
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:01, archived)
# epilepsy?
poor kitty.

*clicks*
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:02, archived)
# glee!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:02, archived)
# why would you do that to me?
=,(
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:03, archived)
# I techno likes !
WeeeeeeeeeWoooooooo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:03, archived)
# He dances well to
Liar, Liar (Burn In Hell) by The Used.
and Hospital.
and Paralysed.
and Wake The Dead
and With Me Tonight
and Forever by As I Lay Dying.
I'll stop now.

Woo to pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I LOVE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:10, archived)
# awwww
thats ace!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:37, archived)
# dont push me , rambos coming


(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Unspanged pics only please
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Arf
She really does look as if she's been spanged.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I didn't realise it counted as spanging if you had a truck reverse over you.
But if so, yes, she really does.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:00, archived)
# 'lo beautiful
doesn't she have some sort of disease that makes her look like that? or is it natural?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I don't know
but it looks like an overdose of dodgy cosmetic surgery.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:00, archived)
# saw sweeny last night
good movie cheers for the tip .
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Christ
she really is inhumanly hideous
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:56, archived)
# aye
I like how she's tried to disguise her circuit board as a necklace
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:58, archived)
# i am here you know ! and i have feelings !
;)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Is she part lemur?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I wanna see this !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I thought that was Geri Halliwel
at first
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:01, archived)
# me too
until I saw the cosmetically-enhanced woman behind her
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:03, archived)
# peas in a pod
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:04, archived)
# You've nailed'm !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:06, archived)
# I just saw an advert that said exactly this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:47, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I'm appalled and horrified by this
is this twenty-first century Buddhism? Terry Pratchett's Yen Buddhism perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:49, archived)
# *was about to quote employer's corporate tag-line*
*thought better of it*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:49, archived)
# is it
"Every muff, needs a buff!"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:51, archived)
# It really ought to be!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Portugal
Your kids will never leave
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:54, archived)
# *LOL*
nicely done, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Bernard Mathews Turkeys
They are *cough* *cough* b00tiful
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:59, archived)
# no, much much worse than that, I'm afraid.
Shall we just say "one of the kinds of companies that comes up with slogans like that"

I'm saying no more. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:03, archived)
# "Every Cock Needs a Sock!"
Assuming JPG works for Cocksocks Inc.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Not any longer, no
:)

I'm certainly not going to say who I *do* work for...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:55, archived)
# VIRGIN!
PRINCE!

NUTS OR ZOO
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Is it
If the river runs red take the dirt path instead?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:55, archived)
# If there's grass on the wicket
let's play cricket?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Where ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:51, archived)
# on Dave
The guys talking about the balance of the universe and how if you're in an accident and its not your fault then the universe is out of harmony and by claiming money the balance is redressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Accidents are non fault . . .
on purposes are a different matter . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Ah, but
He used to be on The Bill. Therefore he is a leading authority on the legal system and is fully qualified to comment on compensation culture.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:57, archived)
# so if I had an accident and didn't claim
it's my fault that some chav got shot in a hit & run?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:57, archived)
# absolutely
when i burned my hand when a popcorn machine fell on it i didn't claim.


I apologise for 9/11
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:00, archived)
# You are most kind !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:04, archived)
# The Originator
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:42, archived)
# where have you been all my life ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:43, archived)
# arf
but she wasn't driving so does that make her a posing cunt?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:43, archived)
# She was helping with the communications of a huge starship.
So yes.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Evenin' Broadsword!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:44, archived)
# TITMELD!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:47, archived)
# all you have to do to have an equal share of this money is crank this turret around and blow a hole in that door.
'ning Danny Boy
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Hahaahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:53, archived)
# we were worried sick about you..where have you been?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Praia da Luz, Portugal !?!?!
maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:47, archived)
# shhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:55, archived)
# hello sexy pants !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I sense a slight exaggeration :)
but thanks. Honestly? I was dying, but now I'm not so I had to come back to work.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:50, archived)
# glad you're not dead yet :)

just not seen you about for a while
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:53, archived)
# We WERE worried sick
I even said to Prod just the other day "I am worried sick about M3".

So there. 100% proven fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:59, archived)
# And how !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:47, archived)
# yeah
thats what i like !
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Beam me up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Hahahaha Thats ACE!
FP THIS NOW?! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:51, archived)
# hahah nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:53, archived)
# "Oooh not me bassoon again, Lieutenant"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Hubba Hubba!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:54, archived)
# :O)
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:30, archived)
# booooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!


;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:44, archived)
# and here we are...
today's episode of TALES OF THE AWESOME-O-PARD

Tomorrow a proper story arc begins!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# TORCHWOOD
oh wait, that's been done

damnit
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# haha
more of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I don't want there to be an end =[
He is awesomely awesome.
Can't he be infinitely awesome too?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)
# there will never be an end, so long as I can see...
it'll still be here tomorrow ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I WANT MORE AWESOME-O-PARD =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)
# YOU PEDAND
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I dnow, id's horridle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:34, archived)
# there there
*blows nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)
# *PWWWWRP*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I hate you all.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)
# the awesome-o-pard disapproves >:-(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:36, archived)
# But we love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:37, archived)
# pssst..... TJ
Cap'n where can i find this frame in Preacher. i thought it was issue one but i can't find it.

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:43, archived)
# hang on, I'm trying to find out.
Right, it's issue 1, 23, 32, 60 or 65.

I'll try and find out tonight for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:47, archived)
# cool i've got them here
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:50, archived)
# comicvine helped.
I wouldn't have been able to find out otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:51, archived)
# always the last one
issue 65. i've got a hankering for an inking...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:55, archived)
# SHUT UP, IM WATCHING 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN
I LAUGHED AS I PRESSED ENTER AND FORGOT TO SPELLCHECK.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Oooh third rock.
I wish I could be at home when good telly is on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Every end is just a beginning
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# yeah, ^this. :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# looking forward to it.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I love every single one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Hopefully tonight I can get awesomeopard.com
and give him a permanent home.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I find this upsetting

click for full story (70k)

i'd also like to slip this in here as i posted it during the gay shift
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I like the attention to detail
but I sense a lack of direction
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)
# She's gonna win, isn't she?
The whole thing, I mean...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)
# i dunno
the yanks aren't that stupid, it's not as if there's been 4 Bush presidencies

oh shit
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# It's so weird, though -
How long will the U.S. have had a Clinton or a Bush as President?

Did anyone say Dynastic Form of Government?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Yep. The country where any humble citizen can become president.
So long as they're fantastically wealthy, and preferably if their family has been in power before.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Land of the Free, eh?
what a bloody laugh.

Just like the alleged 'Socialist' Government over here.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# or eisenhower
or Roosevelt (doubly so for them thanks to FDR)

but yeh, i'd love to see mark thatcher or leo blair try and run for PM
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Mark Thatcher, that would be superb.
Oh bugger, the Prime Minister has been sent to jail for fraud and gun-running!

Now, who does that remind me of?

*hmmmmm*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Jonathan Cainer
said so on Jools Holland's Hootenanny, so it MUST be true.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I was rooting for Ron Paul until I found out about his involvement with Stormfront.
I thought '....bollocks.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# You're quite wrong about that.
b3ta.com/links/150593#post150608

Smear campaign against him.
b3ta.com/links/150608
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Really? Oh thank fuck.
He speaks so much sense.

Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:41, archived)
# No problem.
I wouldn't lie, I've done my research.

Sadly, Ron Paul will NEVER be president, I doubt he'll live to see next year.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:43, archived)
# not convinced
sorry, guv.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:43, archived)
# No problemo.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Irony, mon ami. Irony.
You won't find it on the Periodic Table, either.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:45, archived)
# FOUL TEMPTRESS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Temptress?
Err, nope. Wrong gender on that one. :)

I am pretty foul, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:47, archived)
# shit
*phones florist to cancel order*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:49, archived)
# :(
I love flowers, though....

*sniff*

Edit: how could anyone think I was female?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:50, archived)
# it was a wreath
it turns out you're not dead

shame, they even managed to get it into the shape of a Gruntfuttock
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:07, archived)
# ooooOOOOOooooo!
Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Your massive tits, missus.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 18:10, archived)
# and clicks *ignore*
just kidding
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I know you're a dude, dude...it's all going wrong....need a plan..
*Does the Macarena*

Laalallalala!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I'm not entirely convinced the Macarena will help you a massive amount,
but by all means do try.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:54, archived)
# i think so
the smart money is on the Dems to win and my bookie has 2/1 for Clinton to take the white house. I'm not really a fan of either really, Obama is a populurist swine and Clinton's laugh irritates me. I'd prefer her though because of Obama's comment about invading Pakistan. that riled me somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I'd find it very depressing if the last 4 presidents of a 'democracy' all came from 2 families.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)
# let me just mop that up, sorry....
www.b3ta.com/board/7978658
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# How very kind.
Great minds think alike.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)
# The democrats are gonna have a first either way
First black pres or first woman - they're a shoe in
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)
# First shoe!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Yeah, if a shoe can own Pall Mall and a number of other London streets and areas
it can be president.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)
# ^ 100% fact.
FACT - I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)
# :D
You knows it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:37, archived)
# loving the sig
I am a huge fan of Ross Noble too
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)
# The odd thing is
you should have left Hillary with two "L"s as she was named after Edmond Hillary.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# balls
never mind hey

i decided my spelling on the fact google didn't correct me when i looked for the picture.

that one was a god send, right size and an evil looking obama in the back
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# it does look like he's contemplating her neck
Have a Barackus Obama for your troubles.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:34, archived)
# i'm in love.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)
# he looks like a black dobby
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Alreet mate!
Tell me this is true ...... pleeeease!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:42, archived)
# nah
unfortunately not, but saw the headline and had to do it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:44, archived)
# 1-3 of 5



CFB
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)
# this series is a wonderful thing...
you're a very talented lad. :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)
# thanks, but I think you're likely to go further.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I'm dragging you with me.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:38, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:34, archived)
# *logs in to say woo!*
& clicks accordingly!

Ver' nice.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:41, archived)
# i can't work out what's going on as i probably have the stupids.
but i like the style.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:44, archived)
# The speech bubble
technique in #3 is . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Very nice indeed!
Have you studied the works of Chris Ware? (not sayin' that yours are derivative - just seeing a connection somewhere.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Nipple Sniffing Poodles - for hanke
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# how does it smell
?
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:15, archived)
# With it's nose.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Now
thats amazing

Does it do any other tricks?
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Diagonal approach.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I don't know, I think smelling is so awesome,
it doesn't need to learn any more tricks.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)
# not it's.
you mean " its' "
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Does the dog not own "its" nose then?
Sorry, I always had a bit of trouble with apostrophes.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I was joking to wind up Captain Wow anyway
there's no apostrophe.

The same way you don't write " Hi's"
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)
# That is the sexiest thing I think I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:15, archived)
# nippppppsy !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Vomity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)
# *swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)
# sorry KV but THREADJACK!
my 666th post have at yee with all its evil!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:15, archived)
# THATS SOOOO EVIL OF YOU !
HURRAH !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I was going to make it a real .bmp
but I'm not that sadistic
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)
# hahaha oh go you still can
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I just checked, the .bmp would be 128kb
I'll get anal loved!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)
# ooooooer
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I know, there are some orifices I want to keep intact, least till honeymoon
but to tell you truth there are some b3tards I truly fear

*glances over shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# oooo whooo ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I can't tell you in public!
You could be in their payroll for all I know. The sort of b3tard who lurks on /talk or the ones that make really good and funny posts. EVIL I tell you!
*makes for the window not forgetting to grab coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)
# /talk just plan scares me.
it's like Summerisle from the wickerman... people go missing there..never to be heard of again.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:38, archived)
# and I reckon that at least three of them are Christopher Lee
dresses and all

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:43, archived)
# yes !
but sshhh they mustn't know we're onto their secret !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Good plan, hide all secrets!
*hides whickerman*

.... he's just a sex aid!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:47, archived)
# hahaha yes !
from the book "Make Your Own Sex Toys: 50 Quick and Easy Do-It-Yourself Projects"
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:49, archived)
# pity the only way to warm them is by fire
the burns were very embarrassing to explain to my other mistress
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:52, archived)
# oo how many you got ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)
# and you loove it !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I was about to empty my spam, when I noticed this.
Would it count as proof that they've made too much money out of this story?
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I now have "Jerry and Kate"
bubbling through my head to the tune of "Rosie and Jim".

Uh oh.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# better than the 'Terry & June' theme tune...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:15, archived)
# A fine piece of music.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I couldn't agree more :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Mwahahaha!
Shit, now I have it.
You bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:15, archived)
# And now so do I.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)
# ooo it's like the clap.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)
# The Zen Clap of Acceptance?
Or the other kind of clap?
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Or Erasure's 'A Little Respect'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Oh, now I hate you.
*dances along*
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Sooo-ooo-ooo-ooo
I hear you caaaaaaallliiiiiiing



Oh baby PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASE....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:20, archived)
# OH YOU BITCH !
GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Shan't. Can't, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)
# *cries and stamps feet*
nooooooooo !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# It's an ace song.
Just let yourself go....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I must admit to still being a fan of their first single - 'Oh L'Amour'
That was a cracker.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Oh I don't remember that one
I must look for it tonight when I go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Now
there's an idea for a mashup.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)
# what erasure and the clap ?
been done. probably.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Erasure
and T&J, with added pox.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)
# i'd like to hear jolene by dolly parton mixed with the good life
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# :D
I've been listening to those for a while, a mate's going to be using a lot of them at his upcoming gig night.

There are some excellent ones out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Benny Hill & 50 Cent is the best one.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I was listening to Snoop's Drop It Like It's Hot
mixed with....something. I can't remember what though.

DAMN IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:28, archived)
# What erasure, and the Zen Clap of Acceptance?
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# that song is like a virus
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)
# a SEXY virus.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)
# not sexy damn it !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# OH YES
*shakes it in arseless chaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# *spluffs*
*mops up and goes back to watching scrubs*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)
# well thats sexy !
but ssssshhhh
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 17:34, archived)

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