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(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)

How did you do this?

I was trying to get the same effect earlier but to no avail.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)

liquify?

I use that to daydream what it'd be like if I got a nosejob.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)

Any better?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)

Oh, much.

I've got a right conk.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)

show me yours i'll show you mine

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)

What a charmer

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

Ther's a bloody link somewhere to the latest captain picture

bollocksed if I can find it. And even then you can't see the full extent as I know how to turn my head.

smg.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/?action=view¤t=mebig1forweb.jpg

That lump just under the bridge is way bigger in real life.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

CLOSE-UP

photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v152/179/61/699050273/n699050273_1591989_2679.jpg
_{be afraid}

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

You can barely see nose in that.

That's a gum photo, really.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

tink is pretty

(Roopy all is not what it seams, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:38, archived)

Sounds inconvenient.

Have you got a left one too?

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Odradek the Indecisive, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

Arf.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

you can pay women in soho to give you one of them

... am I doing it right?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

I don't think so.

And OW.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)

liquify filter in photoshop

cs3

(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)

Aah.

Anything similar in the GIMP for us paupers?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)

Do you know

I've never ever ever paid for photoshop?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)

How do you get it then?

I'd love to have a copy? Did you pirate it?
tee hee

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

I do, I do.

download it off the internets.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)

I'm downloading cs2.

Is that a good one? What does cs2 stand for?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)

It's the one I use.

I have no idea. I work in customer service, and that's all that CS will ever stand for to me.

And it's a bitch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

There's elements 4 too.

Oh gosh I don't know which one to take now.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

CS2 CS2

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

Downloading.

I'm going to bed. Thanks for your help. :D

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)

welcome!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

Try elements first.

If you like it and it works for you you can purchase it quite cheaply.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

I haven't the readies to do any purchasing I'm afraid.

It robbery for me.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

That's my theory with clothes

*shoplifts*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

got CS3 master edition

isn't the internet fun :D

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

I have a problem with cs3

it doesnt open animated gifs!

(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

a quick google returned this:

"The Filter iWarp is similar to the Liquify Filter in photoshop."
I have no idea if this is true.

(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

Absolutely cocking awesome!

It's just the ticket, thanks.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)

Semi-cubed

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

hates triangle man

they have a fight
triangle wins

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

who do you think you are kidding Mr Hitler?

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:43, archived)

GET 'EM, GORDON!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:44, archived)

bit far perhaps?

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:44, archived)

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)

"It's those damned OCP cuts, Murphy... we had to find you a desk job."

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)

Haha

You daft genius

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)

wooo

*click*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)

*applauds*

Lovely.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)

Sharp !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)

Haha

Brilliant!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)

Hahaha!

Definitely something they should have thought of.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)

I just found a picture I reckon you'll like

hold on, I've got to find a link...

Here

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)

That's excellent!

All I need is a chest.

Wooden chest.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)

i'm glad you corrected yourself

we've got an ottoman full of board games :D

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)

funnily enough i'm listening to the pirates of the carribbean soundtrack

went rather well

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)

oh my yes

now all i need is a link to the original photoshoot

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

"Come with me..

or there will be shavings"
woo yay!

or some other pencilly related quote

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)

here..

en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Robocop

the possibilities are endless.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)

I'D BUY THAT FOR A PENCIL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

haha! :)

edit: congrats

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)

pfffft!

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)

I'm going to join in and say this is very good.

woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)

arf

i will make myself an arf anim in the next week or so.
i need something to prevent me working

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)

hahahaha!!

Unexpected genius! ;)

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..wil, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)

Top hole!

quite literally

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Odradek the Indecisive, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)

nop totch!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:38, archived)

nice stuff

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mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:44, archived)

nice!

congwats!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)

Oooh, thank you everybody.

My very first FP.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

well deserved !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

Cheers.

* Glee *

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

hahahahaha!

fantastic stuff.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 9:04, archived)

011010101110010010101011!!!

0010010001001001001010111101001110101001001001001...

(william_shatner, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 18:54, archived)

This is great

well done

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:13, archived)

What do Welsh place names start with??

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)

bind on

evening all!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:00, archived)

Oi oi love

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)

i've got something you can put in your face

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)

*says ah unquestioningly*

You've not put anything bad in there so far.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:08, archived)

'so far'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)

Curiously, I trust you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)

i bet you say that to all the boys

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)

only the curious ones

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)

*resists using the word George*

curious sorts are the best of sorts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)

Micto's hardly just a boy, he's more of an experience.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)

i'm going to have to start bookmarking this stuff

and referencing them on my CV

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)

ENDORSEMENT!

There's a fee though. I want soul or some sort of food item.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)

soul or sole then?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)

Indeed!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7979566

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)

PHWOAR

What have I done to deserve such an honour?

You're not channelling the lovely lady, are you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)

it's the engagement ring

you'll be beating people off with a stick up until the wedding day

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)

Beating them off with sticks?

I only know of micto who would enjoy such a thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)

only highly polished surcigal steel ones

edit: he went down on bended knee? ACE

when's the big day?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)

*beats*

edit: yeah, ages ago! Before you met me!

Trust you not to notice the engagement ring as you get your grubby paws all over my captainy bits.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)

i didn't say people'd enjoy it

just that's what will be required

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)

But I'd like it more if they enjoyed it.

*tentative beat* what do we think?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)

ooh

tingles!!

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)

Yeah, that's all good then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)

but next time not around the head? please?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)

Ah you know you love it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:43, archived)

HUZZAH!

(big fat cocks, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)

oi !

b3ta.com/board/7975732#post7975732

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)

that's cracknig

i do like a pointy vector

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)

ooer matron !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)

*gropes harshly*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)

YAY!

(big fat cocks, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)

Pffft =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)

phlegm?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)

Not right now thank you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)

But it's

"I Can't Believe It's Not Lung Butter"™

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:06, archived)

you are my manwife.

He says grotesque things like that.

*smacks on nose with newspaper* NO.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:08, archived)

ouch

*walks away with tail between legs*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:09, archived)

Ahhh, you may have a gravy bone.

I may join you in one. Gravy bones are lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)

My dogs have these really heavy bones

with something like meaty marrow in the middle and I trod on one once
on the stairs, fell down and broke my collar bone :(

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)

owowow.

Gravy bones are doggy biscuits. No hurting of the self required.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)

Oh like Bonios?

They have those too. Thankyou very much then, don't mind if I do :D
*nyom nyom nyom*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)

Exactly like bonios

but nicer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)

I shall look out for them.

I think my dogs would enjoy them, they enjoy anything!
/labradorblog

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)

You won't regret it.

They're really, really nice.

Your dog may not get a look in.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)

Edit:

What's a manwife?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:18, archived)

manwife = my fiance.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)

What an unsual name for a fiance.

Contradictory?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)

Eh?

I'm too stoned. That's not his name, just what I call him. I also call him Boo, and thus so does my family now. Poor chap. He is a big hairy dreadlocky type.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)

Could be worse.

My girlfriends mother refers to me as Davey pants.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)

Thank you for your pity

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)

Aah so he is a man?

Just an effeminate one?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)

Not effeminate, I just have a nasty habit of

doing and saying what I damn well please, and he thinks I'm too cute to chastise properly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)

Wicipedia can answer that

cy.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hafan

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:02, archived)

i saw 'hafan' and my first thought was:

www2.b3ta.com/jada/

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:05, archived)

It's full of moon-speak!

*runs screaming into the night*

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:06, archived)

wales

li li?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)

liq.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:05, archived)

I was thinking about Wales earlier...

About the language being "too phlegmy!"
A quote from something I cannot remember!

nings all.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)

da iawn

rhydw i'n hoffi eich atlas ffyrdd cymru

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

I drewed a picture that kind of

fit last weeks challenge. probably bindun
but it's the first drawing i've done that
I'm sharing here.

edit: oh foods ready, sorry to post and run. bye

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:56, archived)

this is most excellent

/mosts

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)

Good dialogue.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)

It's almost as though they're playing tennis

I wish I could draw like that - Nice!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)

Thank you

My style is mostly happy accidents. I'm always amazed if my drawing look like anything. Which is also why earl looks drunk on spirits.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)

They look like

paper cutouts . . .
ED: that's a good thing . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)

please make an animated series in this style

thanks

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)

Hmm

we'll see. :)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)

nice!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)

very paddington bear

in a good way :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)

I gave you a top hat.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:55, archived)

Is he a magician?

woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:55, archived)

Possibly.

But top hats are the best of all the hats.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:56, archived)

This ^

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)

Hahah

yes

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)

Hehe - life is a crabaret o chum...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)

this too

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:05, archived)

She looks like a superhero.

SUPER MINNELI GO!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)

Henceforth . . . Top . . .

I wondered about that too . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)

and then first of all

we became what we always had feared!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:55, archived)

Really?

Hallo thar. How're you today sir?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)

tired, dosile

chirping quietly along to musics

how're you?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)

Quite cheerful

It's my cousin's birthday today so we're going to dinner later. Also, I got a bowtie today.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)

an excellent combination of nice, I hope you chirp your pleasantries all day and eve'

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:00, archived)

I shall!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)

balloon! ;)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)

plant!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:09, archived)

Bottom Hat !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)

I want to see Manley now.

Because I am a self centred wanker.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)

the lesser spotted frox

...and an unfortunate duck :)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)

excellence!

bit of a TJ here, but I made you all a badge.

I've been suffering from this recently.

(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)

he's gonna vom!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)

hehe

i only just noticed that.

(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)

*profiles*

I need this badge.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)

I'm quite chipper, thankyouverymuch!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)

lucky you.

(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)

Me too.

To me, winter is an excuse to stay in and eat lots of food.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)

No Wii after eat/drinking !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)

Haha, you're right.

I still feel a little bloated.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)

Hehehe

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)

ok I have a question...

I saw they have released a dart game for Wii. All you need is a few hundred quid for a telly, a few hundred for a Wii, a few tenners for the game and a little space to play it.
And a dart board and darts cost how much?
/Doesn't get that one blog.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

just shine a torch on your knees

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)

then get up off your computer and go outside during the daytime.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)

B3ta can be such a kind and considerate community :)

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)

or get one of those bright light contraptions, they seem to do it, so i'm told.

or take a couple of mogadons, you won't care about daylight after that.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)

This will cheer you up

yourallgay.com

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:55, archived)

Yay!

This NEVER gets old.

(

SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)

:) your fox is very good.

woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)

i are not for cocoa!

:-)

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)

Yay to lesser spotted frox's

My geography is a little hazzy, however; Outer Cambodia, right?

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)

Vulpistan

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)

Hahaha

Love the top one

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)

with a happy b3taday to you sir!

(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)

happy b3taday

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)

Why thanketh all

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)

Yay! Happy b3taday fella

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)

edit: these are beautifully synchronised...

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)

Sure are!

ACE :)

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)

You get extra marks for shadow play, though.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:00, archived)

HELLO FLOATY DUCK

quack

(

Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)

It took years of practise

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)

This is how I trained my turkey.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)

The Frox is ace

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)

nicely :)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)

Very nice!

www.b3ta.com/board/7976436

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)

I would like

to visit your petting zoo . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)

Hahaha

The fox is class.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)

Foxxxxxxxxxy!

Woo

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)

I would like to see the fox

running. :)

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:55, archived)

I will try harder

(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:36, archived)

I think the Navy recruiting officer

I soon to find out the lash *hasn't* been taken out of discipline.

Nice shopping

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)

I know someone who has a MOD laptop

and it requires 7 different passwords and an encryption key just to turn it on. And even then they can't access b3ta. I really can't imagine that anyone's going to be arsed to hack through that lot just in order to find some spotty recruit's social security number.

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)

Only 7?

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)

I'm guesstimating.

It's around that.

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)

me, i would

just to see if i could though

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)

I bet it ends up off a cliff at the end

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)

Stolen or sold ?

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)

Okay...I animated.

Appy polly loggies to your eyes

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)

likes

woo

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)

Do you reckon somebody has already

hacked a guitar hero controller

so that you can actually play music on it? like a kids toy or something?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)

Someone posted a link the other day

of a video of a band playing the theme tune to Cannon Fodder on just games controllers.
The Guitar Hero controller was one of them. I'll see if I can find it hang on.

Edit: Here it is!
youtube.com/watch?v=F7XiXQ6wEyM

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)

I love the way you can ask for anything

on the internet.

And somebody will have already done it :)

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)

It's fantastic isn't it?

Quantum internets.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:36, archived)

haha that is the geekiest band ever

look at them geek out!

I wish I knew the tune.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)

I know and the best bit is when they go all rock star

and the guy on 'vocals' starts getting the crowd to have a go.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)

I WANT A DANCE MAT THAT SOUNDS LIKE DRUMS!

being a drummer and someone who likes to make a prat of myself this is the perfect combination!

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)

Wait 30 seconds and someone will probably post

a link to an ebay auction of one.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)

*waits patiently*

*depresses*

*puts my drum kit under carpet, dances*

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)

Hahaha!

I'll find you a link to an auction for a new drumkit.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)

Genius

(

Aenesis, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)

That is ultra-excellent

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)

FTW!!FTWFTWFTWFTWFTWFTWFTWFTW!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)

FTW?

fuck that wank?

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)

FUCK THE WOUND

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)

FOR THE WIN!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:55, archived)

^This!

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)

That is so geeky

that it pretty much loops all the way round to being cool again.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)

The ending is so cheesy though it nearly ruins it.

nearly
I know I'm only relatively young but this is really nostalgic for me as
Cannon Fodder must have been one of the first games I owned.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)

that's superb!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)

woo!

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)

DualShock, best controller?

gtfo.

edit: Top work though.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)

Rock on!

Woo

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)

woo!

I tried that recently
I wasn't very good

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)

Hahah

At New Year's, I was at my best friend's aunt's with her and some of the adults came up from their basement party to play. One guy didn't know you had to use the strum bar.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)

I managed to get that far

but my finger-button coordination wasn't too good.

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)

Hahah

I have that problem sometimes.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)

IS YOU A PIRATE?

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)

YES

YAR!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)

AHARRRRRR!

*drunken jig*

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:36, archived)

BUT WHY IS THE RUM ALWAYS GONE???

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)

pirates you say??

www.myspace.com/123pirate

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)

Well

I waited for it to get better...But it didn't.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)

they are fun live

you'll have to take my word for that

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)

dun-dun-dun-dun-der-der!

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)

Techno . . . Rainbow !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)

YES!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)

I just finished mine too, RAWRRRR

I'm on expert though.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)

Perfectly in time to Dragonforce

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)

I have to tap the intro though =[

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)

Not quite working for me though.

I'm listening to SunnO)))

(

Aenesis, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)

So not really strumming music.

I'm in a similar position with some early Cathedral.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)

Ooo, you have moving fingers too.

Very good

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)

He (kinda) seems to be playing

I Should Have Called Ms. Cleo by Emmure

I was too lazy to make anything but his strumming arm move. Hahah mine's on easy or medium, I'd guess. But the disco version.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)

Yay!!!

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)

^.^

Hello there.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)

\m/ RAWKS \m/

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)

^.^

Yay!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:56, archived)

First compo in a while...

Nevermind. I'm going to make a new one.

(Paulrun Had a life until, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)

sorry but

RIS?

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)

Unless you listen to that shit band "Muse" you won't get it.

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)

Or go to

Pocopson Elementary

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)

Or have kids.

(Paulrun Had a life until, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)

could it be explained to me

i hate not understanding things

thats why i do quantum physics

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)

I would also like to know

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)

There is a song by Muse

Called "Maps of the Problamatique". Apparently Master of Turnips is not a big fan.

(Paulrun Had a life until, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)

they do suck pretty hard.

www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/hot-summer-releases.php

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)

I find it strange that if you listen to 'exit music (for a film)' by radiohead,

it seems that muse based most of their career on it.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)

Surely if you wanted to understand things you'd stay the hell away from quantum physics?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)

How far is away ?

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)

Well, however far away you go there's always a chance you'll tunnel your way back again.

/geek

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)

There I am go !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)

you'd think

but then it is the way that everything in the universe works so.

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)

Well, maybe it is.

All we really know is it's a mathematical model which fits extremely well.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)

ahhahhah.

in that case please to imagine I took a screenshot of this.

maps.google.com/maps?q=my+mind

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)

Not mine, but I found this:

Full version here:
image.guardian.co.uk/sys-files/Guardian/documents/2006/02/02/underground5.pdf
(600KB .pdf, but worth it)

(

oldpeopleinthecemetery, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)

Awful lot like the Great Bear with *EDIT: more* music people.

(

Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)

Yeah,

exactly based on that one, but with better thematic connections and interchanges.

(

oldpeopleinthecemetery, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)

hmm,

not yours, compo'd AND a link to the guardian,

fail

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:09, archived)

Yes. And I said so. Maybe shouldn't have compod it, but just thought some folk might be interested. Not you obviously, so fair enough.

(

oldpeopleinthecemetery, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)

oh shit, drove in too fast

maps.google.com/maps?q=gaza+strip&dq=gas&oq=gas

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)

Don't delete it!

somebody out there will get it.

However crap your picture may be, you still made it yourself and it's still better than staring at some text!

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)

noo, put it back!

I'm sure someone will get it

well, not totally sure, it's more of a hunch

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)

It really is the worst sort of shit.

(

collapsibletank procreates, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)

yes

true
affirmative
confirmed
agree

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)

Yeah. It used to be alright but now it's rubbish.

Can I just threadjack for a minute or two to say, "What a fucking odd piece of spam email..."

Fabrics And Poles Ltd
Thames Court, 1 Victoria Street,
Windsor, Berkshire SL4 1YB.
United Kingdom.
Tel:+44 704 577 2962
Fax: +44 704 577 2962
Website:www.esources.co.uk

Greetings,

INTRODUCING FABRICS AND POLES LTD

We are Fabrics and Poles Ltd London. one of the fastest growing
clothing companies.We supply clothing materials to our clients in the U.S.A.

We carry a selection of latest T-Shirts,Cardigans,Ladies Tops,Kids wear
& Silver Jewellery. We offer exceptional customer service and quality
at discounted prices!. Everything in our catalogue is priced in UK/US
funds. We ship within UK, US and also in other parts of the World. Our
products are designed, made,manufactured & imported from Different
Continents and shipped world wide. Some of our products are designed in UK
as well.

Due to the increasing amount of customers in the U.S.A, we are
searching for representatives who are trustworthy that will work for our
company as our representatives in U.S.A.

He Or She will have the following .Duty - Receive payment on behalf of
the company.Benefits - 10% of every payment received.

To apply for the Job you are required to forward to us via email this
Data needed -

1. Name
2. Address
3. Phone number
4. Present occupation
5. Age
6- Annaul Income
7. sex

Do note that you are to reply to this email
address.Email:[email protected]

Roland Bradley,
Marketing Manager
Fabrics and Poles Ltd

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)

you get spam

so we get spam

ass

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)

*applies*

Wish me luck.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)

No offence to you

but surely spamming like this isn't the best way to get quality applicants? Or maybe it is?

Perhaps I should suggest this to our HR department.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)

Well, that just increases my chances of getting the job ;)

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)

HAVE I GOT A POLE TO SELL YOU!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)

SOLD!

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)

fabric optional.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)

I used to get a lot of these

but they usually involved Asian companies seeking representatives in Your Country™

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)

i bet he is the long lost son of an african prime minister

who needs your help to release fund held in his fathers name.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)

See, that's what I normally get

Dear Sir, my dad used to be king and now I want to put $50million, three tons of herbal viagra and a book on how to make women squirt in your bank account for a while.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)

Is that what bankers call "liquid assets"?

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)

hmm.

They want to know about your anal income?

(

durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)

And sex.

It does rather take a nasty turn towards the end, doesn't it?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)

Fabrics and Poles = Tents, Shirley?

To apply for the Job you are required to forward to us via email this
Data needed -

1. Name
2. Address
3. Phone number
4. Mother's maiden name
5. Age
6. Bank account number
7- Annaul Income
8. sex

(Skittlemcfluff ......................, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)

6-Anal income

7. sex

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

haha

still the one about scientology where the guy got all shirty and shouty was pretty funny.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)

Oh that was amazing.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)

it was just such a brilliant moment of madness. classic.

also

BROOM BROOM ;)

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)

If we had had telly 2000 years ago I could see something similar between Jesus and

edit:....

and..Pontius Pilate (hmmm...what happened there then)

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)

Fred Flintstone?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)

Attila the Hun?

(

ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)

monkeys

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:16, archived)

ah...monkeys...yes...that would be it then

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)

That simply made the Cult of Scientology look more daft

the journalist lost the plot like any other human being, except he was restrained and didn't kick the Scientology guy's teeth out like I would of had in the same situation

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)

I liked the way the scientologist tried to shout back,

but completely failed to be heard over the sheer rage of the journalist.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)

It was a rage of epic, almost biblical proportion, granted

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)

is there a link?

i'm curious to see this now

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)

Here you go, enjoy

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mjlo4u_8g60

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)

hahah that was worth it for the very end

YOU CANNOT ASSERT WOT YOU ARE SAYING
now, listen to me...

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)

Try googling shouty Scientology

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)

Being muppets, the cult of scientology set up a website immediately afterwards as if this would shame the BBC and John Sweeny

unfortunately it did little than confirm to the rest of us what nasty, manipulative, secretive, and above all paranoid people they are

You'll have to watch all of the documentary to get a gist of why he lost the plot; can't be compressed into five minutes of brief entertainment

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)

Anyone who follows a 'religion' whose holy book is written by a sci fi writer deserves everything they get.

Surely it doesn't take a genius to realise there might be something a bit dodgy about that.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)

Quite :)

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)

"Study of truth" my arse.

Woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)

I know what you mean.

Every week is a new terror threatening to destroy our lives.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)

this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear,_uncertainty_and_doubt

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)

i wish it hosted by this man

because facts times importance equals news

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)

^this

times 50 ace bursts of Wolf

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)

*looks at empty beer cans*

*searches for Peadogeddon on media server*

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)

Some people say alcohol is a drug.

It's not a drug, it's a drink.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)

remember to look out for cake in its many names

'hetty jakes pretentious cheese wog' or 'joss akland's spunky backpack'

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:18, archived)

What's that behind . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)

TJ time

who is it on here that does biroart with the lovely hand drawn look website?

I will make you a picture if you tell me. Yes yes I will.

edit: Nevermind, found it

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Wiggle nom, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)

Nobby Nobody.

Indeed: www.biro-art.com/

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)

C'mon . . . you can tell us . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)

thank you very much

indeed

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Wiggle nom, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)

Hallo Miss Wiggledance

We were noobies together. Did you mark you b3taday? Missed mine.

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:20, archived)

I posted on the talk board

but no one was very interested at all!

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Wiggle nom, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)

Awww!

I never go there. Doesn't sound like I'm missing much.

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:02, archived)

*cowers*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:16, archived)

Dispatches got pretty big today.

Worried about Ken livingstone. Fine I'm northern I couldn't give a flaming hairy toss, but the dose of "oh he works with people he trusts that happen to be socialists" was a bit odd.
I mean it's not like you can't accuse any government's cabinet of cronyism in one form or another.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)

Thats it, my botles gone!

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:55, archived)

thats the Y-Wing from the game 'X-Wing' the first PC game i ever bought

YAY RETRO

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:56, archived)

wasn't this one from XvT?

Either way, a wicked game.

Arf.

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)

no definitely

the original

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)

I used to love x-wing alliance...

Played it so hard my joystick broke.

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)

That is a Gunboat from TIE Fighter (also in XWvsTF)

/gamer geek blog

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)

your botle?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:58, archived)

HIS ASS!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:00, archived)

A true sign of impty . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:00, archived)

he's a scouser

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)

that'd be bootle

finished the loft yet?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)

YES *does the head covered by t-shirt thing*

.
.
.
.
.
.
and no

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)

well, you can't rush these things.

if a job's worth doing....

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)

I'm on winter break

so Ms the Bun can brief me on the spring and summer campaigns

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)

My dictionary

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)

I didn't recognise the game.

And phrases like "entering hyperspace" don't really do it for me.

but woo anyway :D

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)

AND IF YOU PLAY DEFENDER ROCK THE BRIDGE TO HYPERSPACE.

www.apeonaut.com/mp3/Apeonaut_-_Kill_Them_In_The_Face_-_04_-_Defender.mp3

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)

The Captain arrived quickly..

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)

O_O

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)

3 seconds

she is hot :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)

Who she?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)

A Vulcan member of the 'Enterprise ST' series dressed in old school uniform for an episode

images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/9/94/T'Pol_on_Defiant.jpg

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)

i reccomend not clicking that link

not just because it doesn't work (for some reason half of it's not linkified) but also cos that's a god awful picture of her full sized, although she is hot

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)

I hate the way web sites do that

oh well, google T'Pol, safely, and you'll get the idea

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)

I'm with . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)

Anthing with Red Dwarf gets my vote.

EVERYONE WATCH CHANNEL 4 NOW!
Me and loads of my mates are extras in it because It was filmed behind my school!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)

you and oads of your mates?

Cool!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)

No.

Can't you read?

tee hee

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)

Fuckbaskets!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)

That's my new cuss word.

Fuckbaskets. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)

I like it.

When I was in my exam today some kid came to walk into the room,
opened the door and when he realised he was intterupting an exam he shouted,
"SHIT THE BED!" I got told off for laughing so hard.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)

new cussing system #1

S+N=C
where S is the swear word and N is a randomly picked noun. C will be a satisfying and explicit cuss

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)

Cock bottle?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)

Shitclouds!

Mingebrackets!
Fuckglasses!

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)

How obscure can you get?

Cuntpencilcase!
Wankcaster!
Shitdrawer!

Actually I quite like shit-drawer.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)

Only really played XvT and Alliance

If only I could get someone to listen to my plan for 'TIE Fighter: Vengeance' well if X-Wing got a second game of its own, why not TIE Fighter? Besides, everyone loves being a baddie.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)

god I love it so

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:50, archived)

Oh no!

He can borrow mine, I'll help.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:51, archived)

hahahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:51, archived)

Jump on it . . . Jeremy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:52, archived)

That poor bastard.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:53, archived)

PLAY COCK-GUITAR!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:53, archived)

*twangs g-string*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:55, archived)

badum tish

*splurge*

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)

Do I still have time to make a joke about fingering?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:58, archived)

*sigh*

No.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)

Oh.

OK.
I understand.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)

DRAGONFORCEDRAGONFORCEDRAGONFORCEDRAGONFORCEDRAGONFORCEDRAGONFORCEDRAGONFORCEDRAGONFORCE

DO IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:55, archived)

Yay,

Herman Li is one of the most inventive guitarists around. Not technically brillint but he does have some really cool ideas.

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Aenesis, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:56, archived)

I find him technically good

But musically quite boring.

I find all Dragonforce songs sound the same. Impressive, but boring. I'd rather not listen to an album full of guitar solos.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)

I listen to Steve Vai if I want 50 mins of fret wanking.

Dragonforce are ok, but can be quite dull.

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Aenesis, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)

'fret wanking'

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)

I admire the technical skill of guitarists like Li

And Vai, and Malmstein

But whilst they are miles ahead of many other guitarists in their technical skill, they seem to just pull out the same riffs in different orders for all their songs.

It's just not fun music.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)

I'd definitely describe dragonforce as fun music.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)

For good riffage I have been listening to Nile

and Meshuggah. Proper heavy metal.

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Aenesis, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)

Meshuggah are great,

but dragonforce are more appropriate if you want something fast and uncomplicated.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)

I like them for their sheer energy.

I can't listen to them for too long at once though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)

christ no

only just managed 5 star on medium :S

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)

^_^

I can get through it on expert, just need to 5 star it some time.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)

i'm not even nearly close

I fear it. in all its maddening glory

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)

Sucksucksucksucksucksuck

although I did once drunkenly jump on Herman Li because I thought he was someone else. Bloodstock, so it was. God knows why I was there.

Oh I remember, the Prophecy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)

Ah, they're good fun.

I like them, anyway.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)

I hate Dragonforce

But it's fucking ace on GH3 =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)

DRAGON FORCE!

NOW WITH ONLY 15% FAIL!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)

LOL

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)

I will hurt you =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)

I doubt you could

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)

He has powers.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)

Like what?

Fail?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)

ANIMATE IT

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)

I'll try...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)

when's my piccie comin anyways? :)

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)

I was gonna do it today

ashally. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)

no shit

my fingers are turning to mush trying to clear the first bloody section

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)

*hums TTFAF*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)

RAGON FORCED.

RAGON FORCED.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)

Never mind Jeremy!

You can use your, er.... I wonder if they'll take it back at the shop.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:55, archived)

teeth!

play it with your teeth

and stumps

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)

Teeth behind your back !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)

Jeremy Hendrix!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:00, archived)

On F'n Fire !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)

of course

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)

Marvelelvisous !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)

sadly

gamestation operates a 'no appendage, no amendage' policy

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)

haha!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)

Hahah

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)

Continuing a theme...

Click for bigger (118KB)

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:47, archived)

Haha,

I like these.

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Aenesis, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:52, archived)

Oh yes . . . much better

bigger . . . I like the green thing(s) !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:53, archived)

It's my first day..

..and my birthday. YAY!

(Gareth Bogus itscooltobecrap.co.uk, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:43, archived)

well, congratulations to both - welcome aboard :)

great pic, too :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:44, archived)

nice!

woo and merry christmas!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:45, archived)

Welcome, and happy birthday!

Edit/ how rude also woo to pic!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:46, archived)

WELCOME !!!!

a hint of tesco value in your first post...you're gonna fit in fine !
and happy birthday !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:46, archived)

it's all good!

A woo for you and a pat on the head. Happy birthday!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:47, archived)

All of the above ^

this . . . and all below v

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:48, archived)

Yay!

Hellooooooooooowwwwww :)
And happy birthday :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:49, archived)

Hahaha

Woo and happy birthday matey :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:54, archived)

Ha!

Woo! Hello! Happy birthday!
What a joyous occasion =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:55, archived)

Welcome to b3ta

you'll never really leave

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:57, archived)

welcome.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)

Well 'ello.

Welcome and such.
Also happy birthday. Unfortunately I only have a B3taday picture. Sorry.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:03, archived)

A tiny hexachordial

hexachordial

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frunt It's been a while..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:43, archived)

I like it, frunty.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:47, archived)

Very nicely tinyly done !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:50, archived)

praying the baby wont turn out to be an arsehole

www.ironicbbq.co.uk

(Ironic BBQ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:38, archived)

Everyone should do this.

Has anyone seen mohafa?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:39, archived)

He was talking just down there,

so he's probably still hanging around somewhere.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:40, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:40, archived)

My mistake.

I think he's gone, sorry.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:41, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:42, archived)

He's dead shit at hiding.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:42, archived)

Let's go over this one more time please.

When I shut my eyes, am I, or am I not, invisible?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:44, archived)

You know that only works if you're a cat, right?

And even then it doesn't really.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:45, archived)

I'm right here :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:40, archived)

I spelt you wrong, sorry love.

Are you still up for doing me?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:41, archived)

(

head-doctor ololololo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:42, archived)

giggety!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:43, archived)

ARTISTICALLY LIKE

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:43, archived)

I know ;D

I'm just joshin'

(

head-doctor ololololo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:44, archived)

Josh Hartnett?

Joshua Mr Mary?

Josh of...the...Argonauts?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:47, archived)

*gallantly ignores the obvious reply*

Have you got some other source pics? I'm certainly up for trying if you have :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:43, archived)

I've taken a new one

It's a bit.....the quality's shit. Phone camera is being a big ninny. But I've got it so I've done a 70Kish saved for web one, and a frankly massive big one with is a couple of thousand K if you needed it. Same pixcture, mainly because I spent about half an hour trying to take agood one and I looked shit in all but this one, where I look alright, albeit a bit whorish.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/mebig1forweb.jpg this is the smaller one

img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/mebig1.jpg this is the bastard huge one.

edit: scuse the jimjams.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:45, archived)

Yay!

I've grabbed the big version, I'll mess around with it later and see what I can do :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:47, archived)

\o/ awesomeness.

You are a star after my ~~reasonably priced car~~ heart.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:48, archived)

what pretty hair you have

_{turns down his CPP (creepyness per Post)}

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)

Pray harder.

It already resembles Dick Cheney.

(I gave my ice cream to a shark, so I milked a cat mew mew moo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:39, archived)

*prays*

Not much hope though!
www.straightfrommybrain.com/indexhibitv069/the-alternate-lives-of-ted/

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:40, archived)

chairman ted is the best thing ever.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)

Are they praying that the kid doesn't

have weirdly deformed genitalia ;)

I like your style.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:42, archived)

Proper upbringing

might help too . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:42, archived)

The baby looks like the man in

Radiohead's video for Paranoid Android after he's had is arms and legs cut off.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:44, archived)

A genuine fear indeed

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:56, archived)

Did you know that there is one place in th uk

that has an exclamation mark in its name?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:25, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

that is BRILLIANT !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:26, archived)

Prove it

Show all working.

[5] marks

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:30, archived)

nipsy you are getting madder and madder everytime i see you post

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)

Then don't see...

FEEL

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)

*feels*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:34, archived)

GAH!

I've had so many fucking exams that I'm starting to imagine I'm in one all the time!
^ This is what all my exams sound like.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:32, archived)

I completely

screwed up my physics exam today.

I'm going to have to retake it, I think, which really isn't ideal... -_-

How have your's been going?

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:40, archived)

I don't know why the board is so quiet now,

but this is really good. Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:28, archived)

all finished watching corrie, now they are watching eastenders

probably.

HAPPY NOW NIPSY YOU FACIST ! xxxx

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:29, archived)

Bloody mondays...

cheers both :)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:30, archived)

it'll be corrie again now. twice in one night..blimey !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)

Fair enough.

By the way, can someone remind me not to play wii sports after a big filling meal and a bottle of hobgolin in future?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)

Don't !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:39, archived)

Cheers

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:42, archived)

THEY ARE

THEY'RE

/Goose steps

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)

ssshhhh

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:32, archived)

Try turning your music on/up

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:30, archived)

I can't, panorama is on.

God I feel old

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:32, archived)

YOU feel old?

I'm listening to Pink Floyd!

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:34, archived)

everyone does that tho ! doesn't make you old !

what album/tracks ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:35, archived)

Sorrow, from Pulse, but I have all of mine on shuffle/repeat:

Studio:
The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
A Saucerful of Secrets
Ummagumma
Atom Heart Mother
Meddle
The Dark Side of the Moon
Wish You Were Here
Animals
The Wall
The Final Cut
A Momentary Lapse of Reason
The Division Bell

Soundtrack:
More
Obscured by Clouds

Compilation:
Relics
Masters of Rock
Works
Early Singles (from Shine On)
Echoes

Live:
Ummagumma
Delicate Sound of Thunder
Pulse
Is There Anybody Out There? The Wall Live 1980-81

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:41, archived)

so basicly the back catalogue.

i'm listening to wreckless eric right now. yay.

now did you see that thing on bbc 1 about floyd a month or two back ? personally i only really like the stuff with Syd, but they were all so bitchy it was great.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:45, archived)

I forced Volatile Serenity to watch it.

He's into them now :)

Yes, I saw it.
I prefer the later stuff with good ol' Dave:

Yes, I'm whoring it now, but I'm very proud
I want A Collection of Great Dance songs. Muchly.

I hate Waters with a passion. I can barely listen to most stuff off the wall. Only a few off disc 2, really.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:50, archived)

well dave came across quite nice..and i'll always have to like him for getting old kate bush out there

but todger (roger) what a cow...he was such a bitch.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:52, archived)

THE FLOYD IS MINE

YOU CANNOT HAVE IT
LOL I AM BETTER THAN YOU
I WILL SUE YOU LOL PWNT!

Pretty much, yeah.

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:53, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

spot on !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:54, archived)

I forgot

LOL I KNOW I'M A PRICK BUT I'M GOING TO MILK YOU LOT AGAIN LOL
NOW BOBBY OVER THERE HAS GIVEN ME AN EXTRA FEW GRAND I CAN BUGGER OFF TO MY SHITE AGAIN
/2005

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ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:56, archived)

Roger Waters is a whining train wreck of a man.

Dave Gilmore looks and talks like self-satisfied accountant.
I think they both lost the plot a long time ago.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:54, archived)

I HAVE SPOKEN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:54, archived)

Ah, pink floyd are for everyone.

Strangely enough, panorama keeps playing metallica.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:35, archived)

weirdest one was watchdog playing "these days" by nico.

someone must be vaguely trendy/have good taste in music at the bbc.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:37, archived)

I'm fucking w*rking!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:33, archived)

Well that's an obvious mistake

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:33, archived)

you're wanking ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:33, archived)

Excellent snoopage !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:33, archived)

Snoopage?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:36, archived)

Hot.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:36, archived)

if that's the kind of thing

you're into -

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:37, archived)

haha, I'm afraid to ask why you have these images on standby

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:38, archived)

It was from the inappropriate actor challenge

though I kept getting request from some weirdo called Psychedelic Warlord for variations.
like this...

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:40, archived)

Funny how

you answered my question below . . . up here ^

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:44, archived)

I kinda remember these . . .

was it some sort of guessing game ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:41, archived)

You probably remember them

as they were posted just before a new challenge was announced.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:44, archived)

Yes . . . and the fuss . . .

they do need airing out once in awhile . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:55, archived)

otherwise fustiness

sets in and then nobody's interested.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)

I know the other place in the world with one (well... two actually):

Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!

in Quebec

/fact

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)

don't ask

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:19, archived)

Don't ask what?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:20, archived)

Oh, you've done it now.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)

*tuts alot*

it's just not on is it...*more tutting*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:25, archived)

Why?

'cause I don't know.
I've had a difficult day.

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:23, archived)

*pats shoulders*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:56, archived)

i'm so bored

i did this

_{old joke i know but i only learnt to gif animate last night so i'm getting rid of my pent up crappyness}

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:17, archived)

and soon you'll be full of pent up agression at the fact that other people always seem to do gifs so much better and in less time

the bastards ! it's a bloody cult i tell you !

and breathe !

evening all.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:19, archived)

Frere Jacques

how do would i go about making black and white chains golden? i've been trying to do it with the clone stamp but i can't make it look right.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:20, archived)

If you're using photoshop, there's colour adjusting tools in image->adjustments

piss around with them for a while, or someone else here might know exactly what to do.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:21, archived)

i'll give that a shot

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:23, archived)

Just select the bit you want to colour and you'll probably figure something out.

I'm no expert.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)

A lot depends on the source pic you're trying to work from.

I'd probably use masked adjustment layers (hue/sat, brightness/contrast, color balance) to do most of the work, then use the dodge/burn tools on the source pic to improve the results.
Another possibility would be to paint the chains in an appropriate colour with the paint brush set to 'color' mode, which will preserve the brightness/contrast and luminosity of the source pic.
If it's really critical work, probably a combination of the two will do the job well enough.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:28, archived)

Ah, here you go.

The advice of a man who actually knows what he's on about.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:29, archived)

Oops

didn't mean to reply to your post. There's nothing at all wrong with your advice here. Whatever works is good enough :)
One of the things I love about photoshop is that there are so many ways to do things, so you can find the methods that suit you best.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:40, archived)

*makes notes*

thanks very much, i'll have a play about.

i'm off out now, the lady woman demands thai food =D night guys

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)

Feel free to gaz me if you want some help with specifics. Personally I find gold a little tricky to get right, but I'll certainly look at what you've got if you want.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:34, archived)

In photoshop,

I'd Image-Adjustments-Replace Colo(u)r and use the little dropper thing on the + setting for the black and white and play with the hue/saturation.

Although looking at my post above, you may want to ignore that advice.

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:28, archived)

I've never used that tool.

I'll give that a try myself :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:41, archived)

Piff paff poof

As if by magic, a bandwagon appeared.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:47, archived)

okay i did this too

and i'm sorry for that too

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)

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