(finnbarhas officially retired,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:09,
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*does the yay'n'click*
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:02,
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hahahaha!
i'll have a quid on the bald bloke with the spec's
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:04,
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hahaha ace!
needs the *star trek* battle music though.
Dun-dur-dur, dun-dun-dun-dun
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:49,
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Fame!
I got this today; Sorry but I had to share:
"I am a researcher at University of California Santa Barbara who studies school violence. There was a school shooting near our community this past week and in looking for information about past shootings, I came upon your video on You Tube. I am preparing a presentation that will be given in August at the American Psychological Association on the topic of the prevention of school violence. Would it be possible to use your video as part of this symposium? It would be a poignant way to encourage those attending to consider this topic with their heart and minds."
And I STILL can't make the newsletter.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:33,
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Well....
try making something involving a random animal and sex then. The fluffier the better.
(JecciusSteam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:36,
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I'd try and find the creator of the work.
B3ta doesn't have a say in an individual's work. What one was it?
EDIT: Ah with ya. YOu didn't send them a new vidio of 'Suicide is Painless' then?
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:36,
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It
was my 'I don't like Mondays' vid; all my own work!
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:39,
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Hehehe
Close enough.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:44,
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all of mash season 2 on paramount comedy 2 this weekend
we watched 4 or 5 last night :D
(mutster101fell over,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:41,
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Yeah I just watched a couple
But what the fuck were they thinking of an entire weekend of 'Everybody Loves Raymond'? THat's got to be the biggest lie in what I'd have to very losely term as comedy.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:44,
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I hate 'Everybody Loves Raymond',
there's no humour, it's just full of people being bastards.
(Ysolab abl blap,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:51,
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I've got the opinion of over a good 100 people over a long period of time.
One person actually loved the show and she was such a retard her opinion didn't count.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:01,
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(theillywhackerIllywhacker,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:06,
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you forgot to subtly edit out the worth 1000 tag.
i hope you made this. if you did, you might want to edit the tag.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:09,
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Snorts
and giggles......*clicks* for sagely advice points
(fagilliDFuck I'm good!,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:22,
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o no! there's a bomb on this post!
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:30,
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How are you keeping these days anyway sir?.
(fagilliDFuck I'm good!,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:33,
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excellent thanks. and you?
been a busy bee lately - the next two months or so are going to be a horror in terms of hours spent working. oh well, i'll buy myself a present with the cash.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:39,
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Been busy myself...
Not much time for anything. (Gronk if your listening I'll get some "stuffs" finished while I am in China next week as all the porn sites are blocked)
(fagilliDFuck I'm good!,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:55,
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that aside to gronk made me laugh.
we all need more time. even being independently wealthy wouldn't suffice, i fear.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:57,
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Nice!
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:44,
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Hahahahaha!
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:30,
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i typed that with a straight face, i swear.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:37,
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Sometimes I have a straight face when I type "Haha!", if that counts for anything.
Not often, but sometimes.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:44,
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man, i'm always making faces when i post here.
i even practise in front of a mirror sometimes just so my post face is perfect. right now i have a half sneer tempered by wistful regret and it's morphing slowly into quiet shame.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:47,
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Are you Bane123 from Worth1000? If you are, then have a LOL.
If not, and I suspect you're not, /board isn't the place to post funny things you've found but to post things you've made yourself.
and it strikes me as unlikey that a non-aussie would adopt the username illywacker, so there is a bit of circumstantial evidence in his direction...anyway illywacker has posted 5 messages in 5 months, so it seems unlikely if we will ever find out. if it isn't his work, he should change his name to willywacker.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:16,
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if only virtue were as profitable as deep-fried lard.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:25,
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THINK OF THE SHITRAGS.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:27,
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I ALWAYS THINK FIRST OF THE SHITRAGS.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:28,
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I DO NOT RECOGNISE THIS LOGO.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:43,
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YOU SPINELESS FUCK.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:44,
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OR MAYBE THEY JUST DON'T THINK THEY CAN MAKE A BUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY.
YES, IT'S FUCKING MINE.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:46,
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you're lucky.
they pretty much had to change their name from 'dairy queen' to 'dq' after the government discovered there was not enough dairy in the frozen petroleum products they were selling.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:48,
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I'm not a big fan of dairy products anyway.
A bit of milk in my coffee is about as much as I really go for.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:52,
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no whey!
i like cream in my coffee, yoghurt and cheese, but i drink soymilk.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:57,
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HAHAH
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN AT LEAST NOT IN AMERICA. HAHAH
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:37,
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i think this one's from that land.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:40,
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PIZZA HUT IS GROSS
IT MAKES ME CRY WEEP.
ALSO: I THOUGHT IT SAID FAITH HILL. :[
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:43,
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it is disgusting.
i worked at one briefly in university. the midget manager tried to get me to clean up the women's washroom after close one night when the toilet overflowed. three inches of shitwater on the floor and it still smelled better than the kitchen, but i refused to clean it.
i did steal a lot from them, though.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:46,
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Oh dear lord.
I could never eat there, never work there, definitely never live there.
Steal money?
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:47,
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not cash, mostly vegetables and the odd utensil.
i also used to 'steal' the dough leftover at the end of the night. me and my housemates would load it into a big three-man slingshot we'd made and fire it around the neighbourhood.
edit: also beer. twits didn't put a gauge on the kegs when they installed the draught lines, so all the staff would drink for free.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:50,
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Vegetables?
Wouldn't their produce be terrible? Also, dough slingshot sounds fun.
hahah
Edit: Also: I am going to bed now. Goodnight. :]
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:57,
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some of it was good.
the mushrooms were good, so were the onions, dried oregano, tomato puree, canned chick peas and kidney beans (for the salad bar) - i think there were a few other decent things too. the cheese was awful, though, and so was the bread.
we had a dick for a neighbour and we shot dough on his roof a few times. the crows would fly in from all over and sit on his roof and shriek when we did that, pecking at the dough and causing him to have fits. that was hilarious.
edit: 'night, young miss. see you anon.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:05,
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I had her.
She was nice.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:39,
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you've had them all, you hoor.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:41,
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Oh no no, not quite.
Only so many hours in the day, I'll get them all eventually.
Is it Miss King next? Helo thar!
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:49,
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temperance is glad i ran out of fast food shops to name her for.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:55,
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Is a good funny, yes.
Corporate virtues is almost an oxymoron.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:06,
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same as people, really.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:12,
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An interesting argument to support corporate personhood.
One could see the need for "special schools" in that case, yes? [/;-D
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:22,
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Unlikely yes, but I thought I'd ask. Does fine for small but was only a thumbsize post.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:19,
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haha, i hadn't seen that.
i got in too late from funs.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:21,
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I still have more free tickets for folk's characters.
Gaz or reply with a drawn character and I'll keep adding more exhibits and rides to Fucking Shitty Magnet Land.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:25,
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i need to draw more.
i need more time to have funs.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:28,
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Your sign is, and will, be everywhere.
And MrP was inspired to make the balloon cats from you, and I, in turn, created a place for them to be from/bought. (see edit) The rest is fucking shitty history, [/;-) but more is moar.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:35,
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he was inspired by my balloon cats?
i assumed it was parallel invention. gosh, i've never inspired anything before other than gas.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:38,
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Not exclusively.
He mentioned having seen yours when he started the set. As had others in comments as he posted more of them.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:42,
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ah, thanks.
i missed a lot of his posts except to see them on the friends' page and the popular page. my own balloon cats were inspired by a cartoonist whose name i can't recall (i was thinking sam gross, but i know it's not him).
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:45,
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If the name bubbles up, I'll add a riff in their idiom in the park to note it.
By the balloon stand, as ride name, or something like that.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:56,
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super!
from what i recall, the meme has oft been used. i know gahan wilson has a balloon-head cartoon or two, maybe chas addams as well. and a couple of new yorker cartoonists have used it - time to break out my books.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:02,
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Santa head on stick comes to mind, from Addams/NewYorker as one example.
Wilson I know has a couple balloon ones, yes.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:08,
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robert mankoff may have some as well.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:11,
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(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:17,
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Replace *all* your wave files to
you yelling "SATAN AND I"+short pause and they will add the rest. Spam your site to all the church forums in the USA for extra happy bonus funtime number one.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:16,
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FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:27,
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(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:03,
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OH HAI
DID U TAKE A DUMPSTER DUMP?
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:56,
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ALSO: PRIME SUSPECT:
YOU
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:57,
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YES I TOOK A PICTURE
BUT I CAN'T GET THE FUCKER OFF MY PHONE AND ONTO MY COMPUTER. SOMETHING ABOUT NOT ACCEPTING BLUETOOTH.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:01,
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HERE IS A PICTURE OF A PICTURE, YOU CAN KIND OF MAKE OUT THE SHITRAGS:
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:05,
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Hahahah
PICTURE OF A PICTURE LOL
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:06,
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Hahahaha
this is the greatest use of technology EVER
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:06,
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In the top right, you can see the overturned bin. OVERTURNED WITH A STICK, WHILE I INVETIGATED.
In front of the pile of shitrags, you can see a green shopping bag. It's nice to know that the depositor of the shitrags chose not to use a plastic bag.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:09,
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INVETIGATION:
COMPLETE
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:10,
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Also: It's all been cleaned up now.
I guess the stench was too much. I can only describe it as "deathlike", "thick", and "heavy".
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:11,
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SHITRAG CLEAN UP CREW
'08
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:11,
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hahahaha
I don't know why but this is really making me laugh. It's partly the adjectives.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:12,
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loch ness bigfoot ufo shitrags!
i see them all!
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:14,
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LOL
BLUETOOTH FIAL!
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:05,
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i stole some metal chess pieces from a church sale once.
long story, but they deserved it.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:32,
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Quick, fetch a Mars Bar!
(JimGardner1973Never ever bloody anything ever,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 3:05,
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is this close enough?
(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 3:07,
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And I am going to leave for sleep. I would love to wait up for Kk and mofaha's next installments but I am tired and feel ill. So, Killerkitti, if you read this I wish you a good night. And you too mofaha. YOU FUCKING CHEATER! :D
One day I will reflect upon my own inability to draw, so heads up to the effort :)
TJ: I just read this elsewhere regarding RA3:
Hagren, from our forums, has sent us a list of updated Red Alert 3 information. This was taken and translated from the PC Guru magazine Red Alert 3 preview. Some interesting stuff so its worth reading.
Every unit has secondary functions. The allied tank for instance is able to concentrate radar beams to be used as a scouting unit Although not visible on the screens, there's going to be massive damaging in RA3, with weapons carving colossal craters into the ground Most structures are able to be bulit on water for extra cost Ships can only "land"/leave shore on sand, so its crucial to defend these areas The article writer claims that the impressive graphics don't shine through the screens. In his opinion, graphics are much better compared to CnC3, he's especially flabbergasted by the animations The Russians have a submarine called "Akula" which isn't simply deadly against ships, but is able to train divers as well The Bullfrog transport ship doesn't have to set shore, its able to "shoot" out the units it's carrying The Japanese Seawing bomber is able to transform into a submarine simply by falling into the water Sea battles will be crucial in this game The Japanese will have a water based tank called "Tsunami" which is both heavily armoured and powerful, and slower on land than in water The campaign can be co-operatively played with a friend from start to finish. If there's no one to play it with, you can choose between an array of AI allies to fight the war Starcraft 2's lead designer worked on RA3 before he went to Blizzard Gameplay will be much slower, an aspect, along with the beta, that the team concluded from Tiberium Wars. The writer confirms this slowdown. Enemy soldiers freeze upon Allied dogs barking The Mobile V4 is able to swim as well, but its main draw points is the precise and area effective attack. The Russians' submarine, the Stingray Nasad, sports Tesla-launchers, and is a rather small, but fast unit The writer praises the smooth animations, explosion effects and water in general again and again, its crazy! Live action FMVs are back mixed with CGI and outdoor scenes The writer holds that Red Alert 3 wont be as good as Starcraft 2, but damn close, and even better than Red Alert 2 No Yuri Atmosphere is top notch Expansion pack is already planned
Perhaps we get to finally sink Japanese Whalers :)
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:04,
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(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:25,
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(Foxglove-- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:24,
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PURE LIQUID LUST.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:54,
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WHOA
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:43,
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I saw the chess pieces that were on the board yesterday
I was wondering what it would look like if they used a punk design style, similar to cyber punk I suppose, rather than being actual people models. [/diplomatic mode]
This was a rook, but my 3d program died on its arse so this is the only foggy render I have of it.
Prawn, prawn, prawn, bishop with disfiguring piercing and queen. Click for big
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:59,
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if you are good with tablet type drawing or painting, it's basically sculpting in a program.
At the same time it's quite difficult making a lot of shapes in the program and you really need to model stuff in another program, then you can jazz it up a bit in Zbrush. It's great for stuff like ornaments though, anything lathey.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:11,
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download some meshes.
load into program. Hit render.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:34,
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Very nicely
Chess gets it's radical edge at long last
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:05,
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that
rooks rocks!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:06,
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So your program was checkmated ?
Nice looking as is . . .
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:08,
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woo!
I don't suppose I am really qualified to be dishing out 'wins' but I liked this.
*click*
(Neffer Vossentrues the day,
Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:09,
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I did that for a while. I hated it. Facing up effin' packets of tablets was a scunner as I recall. Spent more time picking the bleeders up than packing them. Sorry, I am having a turn. Off for a wee lie doon.
(Neffer Vossentrues the day,
Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:37,
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I get to do it 3 times a week.
everyone else was doing stock today. but ohwell. It doesn't involve thought so i just wander round dropping things whilst day dreaming.