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# A pointless cartoon for your Sunday morning...
By the way, I think this must be Professor Honeydew from the Muppets even though it wasn't meant to be...

(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Haha
how strange.

'ning ya hippies.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I'm no hippy.
Wait! I am!

I endorse this Pointless Sunday Morning Cartoon.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 8:01, archived)
# Five on the oldest one out of the clutch.
/clone spotters guide blog

Woo.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# haha 50 quatludes on the new comer :)
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# I wouldn't
I think it's rigged...
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# this is quality cartoonery
i luvs it ! :D
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Hmmm...
Slow morning. I guess everyone's at church :)
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# It's sunday morning, most people are barely alive
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Well it's Sunday night here and i've had time to recover
so i guess i'm feeling chirpier than most. Except that i'm closer to monday than you lot, which has just dragged me down again.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
#
at church
hungover
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# *does the yay'n'click*
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
i'll have a quid on the bald bloke with the spec's
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha ace!
needs the *star trek* battle music though.

Dun-dur-dur, dun-dun-dun-dun
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Fame!


I got this today; Sorry but I had to share:

"I am a researcher at University of California Santa Barbara who studies school violence. There was a school shooting near our community this past week and in looking for information about past shootings, I came upon your video on You Tube. I am preparing a presentation that will be given in August at the American Psychological Association on the topic of the prevention of school violence. Would it be possible to use your video as part of this symposium? It would be a poignant way to encourage those attending to consider this topic with their heart and minds."

And I STILL can't make the newsletter.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Well....
try making something involving a random animal and sex then. The fluffier the better.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I'd try and find the creator of the work.
B3ta doesn't have a say in an individual's work.
What one was it?

EDIT: Ah with ya. YOu didn't send them a new vidio of 'Suicide is Painless' then?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:36, archived)
# It
was my 'I don't like Mondays' vid; all my own work!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Hehehe
Close enough.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
# all of mash season 2 on paramount comedy 2 this weekend
we watched 4 or 5 last night :D
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Yeah I just watched a couple
But what the fuck were they thinking of an entire weekend of 'Everybody Loves Raymond'? THat's got to be the biggest lie in what I'd have to very losely term as comedy.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I hate 'Everybody Loves Raymond',
there's no humour, it's just full of people being bastards.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I've got the opinion of over a good 100 people over a long period of time.
One person actually loved the show and she was such a retard her opinion didn't count.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Yes!
And that fucking old woman!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# You're not wrong
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# i've never watched it
they were probably thinking 'hey, doing re-runs of this for a whole weekend would be really cheap, let's do it'
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I think if you start a comedy show with 'Everybody' you're doomed to failure.
'Everybody Loves Raymond' and 'Everybody Hate Chris'
Both are shite.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# *loves hypnotoad*
Hahaha classic!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I'm pretty sure you've made the newsletter.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Not once :o(
I had a front page one time though, which actually goes on my CV!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I've extremely well known on the FP
as I had one in 2002!:O
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Bah
I went to take a look but it's borked
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Yeah I can't remember where it was hosted
I think it was 'ningles morning flakes (with free badger).
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Weren't you looking for cock-mould models?
That was in the newsletter I thought.

It may be someone with a similar name of course.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Can't have been me
I keep that sort of thing quiet.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# so you have looked for cock-mould models in the past?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Isn't
that what Google is for?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# it's one of its many exciting applications
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# make your own.
*it's easy.

*may not be as easy if you're not a chap, although lady bits can be used to make very interesting ashtrays.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I wonder what me think it was you.
Sorry about that.

Edit: Sundaeg1rl apparently. That explains it. www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue221/
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Oh my
giddy aunt! I might have to change my name...
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I wouldn't worry about it. I'm probably the only one who made the association.
I don't know why something I read for 5 minutes 2 years ago stuck in my head like that.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# which video?
can i see linkage?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Always a pleasure
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KKHQcLkvB0

It's not my best one though.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# i love you steps one
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:56, archived)
# i remember your space oddity one - first thing of yours i saw :D
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I'll
have another one finished later today, if I'd get on with it.
Won't be as good as Tubestation though. I think I peaked there.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# i've just watched 'i don't like mondays' - fucking amazing job you've done there
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Thank you!
people are often suprised just how much can be squeezed out of simple stickmen animations.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Superb video
That's the best version I've heard sung too.
kudos to you
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# well, this should fucking get mentioned in the newsletter
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# yay! for you
*heartily applauds
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# What's the betting
he or she gets shot whilst making the presentation, just before showing your video thus casting you straight back to obscurity?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:09, archived)
# You snooze you lose.. EURGH! There's fag-ash in that can...:(
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# ?!
That's very woo in a Mark Thomasy way.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
# ........
.........googles 'Mark Thomas'....
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# perv
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# ???????
Mark Thomas Comedian???
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# More political satirist.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# that's
your mum that is
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Well you know those old men that put fruit up your bottom?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# ...
I am aware of such fellows, yes...
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Oh you are, are you?!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Most are getting the message, yes.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# :0)
That raised my first smile this morning
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Ah b3ta;
Smile viagra.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I must post thanks, of some kind, for this example of high cocked lorumage.
Thanks.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# lorumage?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# My e must have broke. [/;-D
Loremage to be more corruct.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# That's rather special.
Woo!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# YES
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# nab trying to kill himself
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Metapod, NO!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# metapod was shit anyway
his only attack was 'harden' which was far too erotic for an 11 year old.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Not if you evolved a caterpie.
Then it had tackle and string shot as well

/paedophile
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:43, archived)
# And then into Butterfree at level 10 and you get confusion
Which is good for Brock

I'm sad huh?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# This conversation right here,
this is what B3ta is about :D
Along with many, many othr things that makes B3ta so awesome.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Unfortunately for him, that's his ass
as his brains are in the lower part of his body
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Filesize nazis will ger-er-dun for you.
Crop down a bit. 250k is target.

And welcome & arf.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Ah yes
this could easily be about 150k
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Or even 149!
*shakes fist*
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Watch where you shake that!

morning sir
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# 'ningles
Yup anymore than three is a shadow wank!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
# :P
i forgot to remove bg, sorry :)
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Don't be sorry
you can edit your post, you know
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# You can?!
How does one atchieve this marvel?!:O
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
# SCIENCE
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# WOW!
Where can I buy this science? I'd be willing to pay as much as three shiney buttons for it!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Get yer SCIENCE right here mate

now show me those buttons
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Ooo
can I have a blue science? It'll match my new knickerbockers!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:35, archived)
#
SCIENCEtm is free to all.
But we must use it wisely.
*nods in a sage manner*
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)
# the fruits and vegetables in your country are fucked up.
it looks like the vile spawn of a banana and a brussels sprout. it may haunt my dreams.

ok, it's late. i'm off to bed. 'night all.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# night night
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Cya pb.
100% fact. Including the dream part. [/;-D Sleep well...
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# poor little green thingo, can't do anything right :-(
consider yourself arseraped and referred to the faq for the filesize. and of course welcome to b3ta find a kitten and you'll never leave...
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
# THIS WINS BECAUSE IT'S METAPOD.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Neigh
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:06, archived)
# you forgot to subtly edit out the worth 1000 tag.
i hope you made this. if you did, you might want to edit the tag.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:09, archived)
# Snorts
and giggles......*clicks* for sagely advice points
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:22, archived)
# o no! there's a bomb on this post!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:30, archived)
# How are you keeping these days anyway sir?.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:33, archived)
# excellent thanks. and you?
been a busy bee lately - the next two months or so are going to be a horror in terms of hours spent working. oh well, i'll buy myself a present with the cash.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:39, archived)
# Been busy myself...
Not much time for anything. (Gronk if your listening I'll get some "stuffs" finished while I am in China next week as all the porn sites are blocked)
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:55, archived)
# that aside to gronk made me laugh.
we all need more time. even being independently wealthy wouldn't suffice, i fear.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Nice!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:30, archived)
# i typed that with a straight face, i swear.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:37, archived)
# Sometimes I have a straight face when I type "Haha!", if that counts for anything.
Not often, but sometimes.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:44, archived)
# man, i'm always making faces when i post here.
i even practise in front of a mirror sometimes just so my post face is perfect. right now i have a half sneer tempered by wistful regret and it's morphing slowly into quiet shame.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Are you Bane123 from Worth1000? If you are, then have a LOL.
If not, and I suspect you're not, /board isn't the place to post funny things you've found but to post things you've made yourself.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)
# bane123 is from melbourne
and it strikes me as unlikey that a non-aussie would adopt the username illywacker, so there is a bit of circumstantial evidence in his direction...anyway illywacker has posted 5 messages in 5 months, so it seems unlikely if we will ever find out. if it isn't his work, he should change his name to willywacker.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)
# if only virtue were as profitable as deep-fried lard.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:25, archived)
# THINK OF THE SHITRAGS.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:27, archived)
# I ALWAYS THINK FIRST OF THE SHITRAGS.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:28, archived)
# I DO NOT RECOGNISE THIS LOGO.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:43, archived)
# YOU SPINELESS FUCK.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:44, archived)
# OR MAYBE THEY JUST DON'T THINK THEY CAN MAKE A BUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY.
YES, IT'S FUCKING MINE.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:46, archived)
# you're lucky.
they pretty much had to change their name from 'dairy queen' to 'dq' after the government discovered there was not enough dairy in the frozen petroleum products they were selling.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:48, archived)
# I'm not a big fan of dairy products anyway.
A bit of milk in my coffee is about as much as I really go for.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:52, archived)
# no whey!
i like cream in my coffee, yoghurt and cheese, but i drink soymilk.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:57, archived)
# HAHAH
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN AT LEAST NOT IN AMERICA. HAHAH
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:37, archived)
# i think this one's from that land.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:40, archived)
# PIZZA HUT IS GROSS
IT MAKES ME CRY WEEP.

ALSO: I THOUGHT IT SAID FAITH HILL. :[
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:43, archived)
# it is disgusting.
i worked at one briefly in university. the midget manager tried to get me to clean up the women's washroom after close one night when the toilet overflowed. three inches of shitwater on the floor and it still smelled better than the kitchen, but i refused to clean it.

i did steal a lot from them, though.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:46, archived)
# Oh dear lord.
I could never eat there, never work there, definitely never live there.

Steal money?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:47, archived)
# not cash, mostly vegetables and the odd utensil.
i also used to 'steal' the dough leftover at the end of the night. me and my housemates would load it into a big three-man slingshot we'd made and fire it around the neighbourhood.

edit: also beer. twits didn't put a gauge on the kegs when they installed the draught lines, so all the staff would drink for free.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:50, archived)
# Vegetables?
Wouldn't their produce be terrible? Also, dough slingshot sounds fun.

hahah

Edit: Also: I am going to bed now. Goodnight. :]
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:57, archived)
# some of it was good.
the mushrooms were good, so were the onions, dried oregano, tomato puree, canned chick peas and kidney beans (for the salad bar) - i think there were a few other decent things too. the cheese was awful, though, and so was the bread.

we had a dick for a neighbour and we shot dough on his roof a few times. the crows would fly in from all over and sit on his roof and shriek when we did that, pecking at the dough and causing him to have fits. that was hilarious.

edit: 'night, young miss. see you anon.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:05, archived)
# I had her.
She was nice.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:39, archived)
# you've had them all, you hoor.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:41, archived)
# Oh no no, not quite.
Only so many hours in the day,
I'll get them all eventually.

Is it Miss King next? Helo thar!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:49, archived)
# temperance is glad i ran out of fast food shops to name her for.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:55, archived)
# Is a good funny, yes.
Corporate virtues is almost an oxymoron.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:06, archived)
# same as people, really.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:12, archived)
# An interesting argument to support corporate personhood.
One could see the need for "special schools" in that case, yes? [/;-D
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:22, archived)
# hahaha.
its like stupid christian tshirts.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:09, archived)
# fuck, have i missed a marketing opportunity?
i could sell these to fund my holy war.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:12, archived)
# Do you have safari dude in a bigger scan?
www.b3ta.com/board/8067881

Unlikely yes, but I thought I'd ask. Does fine
for small but was only a thumbsize post.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:19, archived)
# haha, i hadn't seen that.
i got in too late from funs.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:21, archived)
# I still have more free tickets for folk's characters.

Gaz or reply with a drawn character and I'll keep adding more exhibits and rides to
Fucking Shitty Magnet Land.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:25, archived)
# i need to draw more.
i need more time to have funs.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:28, archived)
# Your sign is, and will, be everywhere.
And MrP was inspired to make the balloon cats from you,
and I, in turn, created a place for them to be from/bought. (see edit)
The rest is fucking shitty history, [/;-) but more is moar.

edit: 400k desktop size
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:35, archived)
# he was inspired by my balloon cats?
i assumed it was parallel invention. gosh, i've never inspired anything before other than gas.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:38, archived)
# Not exclusively.
He mentioned having seen yours when he started the set.
As had others in comments as he posted more of them.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:42, archived)
# ah, thanks.
i missed a lot of his posts except to see them on the friends' page and the popular page. my own balloon cats were inspired by a cartoonist whose name i can't recall (i was thinking sam gross, but i know it's not him).
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:45, archived)
# If the name bubbles up, I'll add a riff in their idiom in the park to note it.
By the balloon stand, as ride name, or something like that.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:56, archived)
# super!
from what i recall, the meme has oft been used. i know gahan wilson has a balloon-head cartoon or two, maybe chas addams as well. and a couple of new yorker cartoonists have used it - time to break out my books.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:02, archived)
# Santa head on stick comes to mind, from Addams/NewYorker as one example.
Wilson I know has a couple balloon ones, yes.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:08, archived)
# robert mankoff may have some as well.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:11, archived)
# i'll send it to you when i get home.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:02, archived)
# You're a doll, girl.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:08, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:55, archived)
# :]
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:05, archived)
# SHE HAS BEEN FRESHLY SLAPPED.
HER FACE IS RED WHERE THE SLAP HAS BEEN. SHE IS CRYING.

WHAT A SAD STORY SHE HAS TO TELL.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:06, archived)
# SAD IS THE NEW NICE
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:07, archived)
# SO WE'RE ALL FUCKING EMO NOW
WHY? I LIKED NICE! WHY DID YOU KILL NICE AND PUT IT IN GRONKPAN'S TRASH?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:07, archived)
# I DIDN'T KILL IT
I WIPED A DEAD HOBO'S ASS WITH IT
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:08, archived)
# OH YOU FUCKER!
THAT IS WRONG. DON'T BE RUDE TO NICE.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:08, archived)
# NICE TOTALLY GOT OFF ON IT. NICE IS PRETTY NASTY BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:09, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK, NICE?
YOU FREAK.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:11, archived)
# DON'T LOOK AT ME
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:16, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:19, archived)
# NICE NEEDS SOME TIME TO BE ITSELF.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:31, archived)
# Or perhaps...
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:54, archived)
# THUS BEGINS THE LEGEND OF THE SHITRAGS.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:04, archived)
# I MADE THAT ONE!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:05, archived)
# We've worn out our welcome on that site.
It's adding "thank you for using AT&T" to the end of all the wav files now.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:06, archived)
# They tend to forget after a day or two.
Also, "Charles" has the best voice for swearing.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:13, archived)
# There's a song in this thread that I made using a story told by one of DOCTOR DYSLEXIA's friends, on the subject of halo 2:
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:17, archived)
# Replace *all* your wave files to
you yelling "SATAN AND I"+short pause and they will
add the rest. Spam your site to all the church forums
in the USA for extra happy bonus funtime number one.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:16, archived)
# FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:27, archived)
#
192.20.225.55/tts/speech/4d6cf37a51f474b4e94f15e0acac4afd.wav

LOL! I AM LOVING ZOMBIEMOONROBOTS. I WISH I COULD MAKE MUSICS SO I COULD JOIN
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:44, archived)
# Don't worry we will make some musics for funs
and post them.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:46, archived)
# YAY
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:46, archived)
# OH NO YOU JUST DI-INT!
ALSO: YOU CAN STILL JOIN
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:53, archived)
# I WILL JOIN.
ALSO, MAYBE I WILL LEARN TO MAKE A MUSICS.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:06, archived)
# USERNAME: ACTIVATED.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:39, archived)
# YES!
^^
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:40, archived)
# I'M NOT DEAD, I JUST HAVEN'T MOVED OR WASHED LATELY.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:26, archived)
# You'll be wanting your organs back I suppose.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:27, archived)
# not all of them.
and don't keep digging around for my gallbladder, i had that removed a few years ago.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:30, archived)
# LAPAROSCOPIC CHOLECYSTECTOMY.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:54, archived)
# that's the one.
it was fun, but the day before i was in pain.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:01, archived)
# dave?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:38, archived)
# pretty beige lady.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:27, archived)
# I
really like that
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Rest of our chess set.


Mine^

Mine^

mofaha's^

mofaha's^


Points to guess who's who (they're all punk icons/venues)
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:11, archived)
# Yay!!!! :D
*clicks*
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:12, archived)
# ^.^
Can you tell who any of them are? Hahah
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:13, archived)
# One looks like Lemmy and one looks like Rob.
But neither are punks, so no.
Do I win sleep yet?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:13, archived)
# Lemmy is actually one.
He was a post punk icon I think.


Bed tiem for ClanSoul?
EDIT: your sig am win
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:14, archived)
# Is Lemmy second from the left in the first picture?
And possibly.
Edit: I'm happy you noticed :D
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:15, archived)
# Yes
he is. :]
Okay, if you must. ;D
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:16, archived)
# I don't have to, but I should! :P
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:17, archived)
# Alright, dear.
Sweet dreams and such. *hugs*
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:17, archived)
# *hugs back*
Luffs etc.
And goodnight to mofoho too :)
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:18, archived)
# ^^
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:18, archived)
# Haha my ones suck so hard
hahahaha it was fun though.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:16, archived)
# I love your ones
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:16, archived)
# It was a fun
I like a fun
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:17, archived)
# Was it NICE?
Like a chart?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:17, archived)
# Haha
so many charts today. We made about 100 charts in Ikea.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:18, archived)
# IKEAlolz
I will stop talking about charts as soon as you two will let me bloody leave
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:19, archived)
# Sleep now
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:20, archived)
#
Yes FATHER!

My dad stays up on msn to check if I'm still up :S
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:20, archived)
# And now I am gone! :D
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:21, archived)
# Weird.
Srsly...it's like 430 where you are? maybe you should sleep.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:21, archived)
# You should nudgespam him.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:33, archived)
# Yes!
FUN IS GUD!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:18, archived)
# Is the one who looks like Rob
Rick Parfitt?
I'm doubting it, but still.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:17, archived)
# Pffft
no.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:17, archived)
# I thought not! :P
^^
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:18, archived)
# :]
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:18, archived)
# Noooo
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:18, archived)
# WELL NER
'Night mowfowhoe!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:18, archived)
# DID NOT CHEAT
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:19, archived)
# LIES
DID CHEAT AND U NO IT
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:20, archived)
# KNIGHT TO KING FOUR.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:38, archived)
# TELL ME I WON THE CHESSGAME, TELL ME I DID IT.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:43, archived)
# I'M SICK OF CHESS NOW.
SOMEONE TAKE A SHIT IN GRANDAD'S OPEN MOUTH WHILE HE SLEEPS.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:50, archived)
# I DID.
THAT'S NOT A DEATH RATTLE, THAT'S GRAMPS BREATHING IN SHIT.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:53, archived)
# GOOD JOB!
WE DID IT, SHIKSA!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:03, archived)
# OH HAI
DID U TAKE A DUMPSTER DUMP?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:56, archived)
# ALSO: PRIME SUSPECT:
YOU
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:57, archived)
# YES I TOOK A PICTURE
BUT I CAN'T GET THE FUCKER OFF MY PHONE AND ONTO MY COMPUTER. SOMETHING ABOUT NOT ACCEPTING BLUETOOTH.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:01, archived)
# HERE IS A PICTURE OF A PICTURE, YOU CAN KIND OF MAKE OUT THE SHITRAGS:
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:05, archived)
# Hahahah
PICTURE OF A PICTURE LOL
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
this is the greatest use of technology EVER
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:06, archived)
# In the top right, you can see the overturned bin. OVERTURNED WITH A STICK, WHILE I INVETIGATED.
In front of the pile of shitrags, you can see a green shopping bag. It's nice to know that the depositor of the shitrags chose not to use a plastic bag.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:09, archived)
# INVETIGATION:
COMPLETE
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:10, archived)
# Also: It's all been cleaned up now.
I guess the stench was too much. I can only describe it as "deathlike", "thick", and "heavy".
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:11, archived)
# SHITRAG CLEAN UP CREW
'08
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:11, archived)
# hahahaha
I don't know why but this is really making me laugh. It's partly the adjectives.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:12, archived)
# loch ness bigfoot ufo shitrags!
i see them all!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:14, archived)
# LOL
BLUETOOTH FIAL!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:05, archived)
# i stole some metal chess pieces from a church sale once.
long story, but they deserved it.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, fetch a Mars Bar!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 3:05, archived)
# is this close enough?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 3:07, archived)
# CAEWAN IS GAY FOR THIS
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:00, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:34, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# what a lame-ass disease.
real men get cancer.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:33, archived)
# Killing time, so I made this.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 2:44, archived)
# That is awesomeness, planet boy.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Thankyou, I don't post pictures because I have no talent boy
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 2:48, archived)
# I've posted some.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Barely.
And I am going to leave for sleep.
I would love to wait up for Kk and mofaha's next installments but I am tired and feel ill.
So, Killerkitti, if you read this I wish you a good night. And you too mofaha. YOU FUCKING CHEATER! :D
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Oooh
pretty colors.

No more iSketch?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Ignore my last post, I'm not tired any more.
Edit: B3ta room open!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 2:57, archived)
# hahaha.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Hahah
Of course not. So when did y'all stop iSketching?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Everyone left D:
I'm considering going to sleep now. But i don't want to.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 3:00, archived)
# You're gay for filters.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 3:00, archived)
# you am up late?
oh an apoligoisessings for missing your 5th b3ta day

(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 3:03, archived)
# YOU ARE GAY FOR HER
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 4:00, archived)
# i don't think you made much of an effort.
time still lives.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:34, archived)
# As it is quiet
maybe I'll not get too badly flamed for posting this piece of crapola. I know what I was trying to do. Not quite this. Sorry.


(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)
# vrooossssshhh!!!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)
#
Oh! I am sorry if this made you throw up! Understandable though. :)
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I was making the noise of the fightercatpilot
it's exactly the sort of thing I do

that and be horrible to people
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)
# 3D FIGHTERPILOTCAT
SO REAL, IT'S IN YOUR FACE
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:34, archived)
# that is scary. but good. it has fluffehness!
today ha been like one big long extended gayshift. too quiet.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:34, archived)
# *waves calmly*
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)
# hello petal.
how are you?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:36, archived)
# a little confused and concerned
how're you?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)
# why?
i'm ok.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:43, archived)
# this maybe?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Sorry.
I've been pretty busy.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)
# fluffeh is good. Nice, even.
Square jet fighter is not good. :(
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)
# This angers my eyes
but i like the idea.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Yes!
You have spotted a great foible of mine. Good ideas abound.* Translating them into pixels is where the problems start.

*Well I think they're good. But then I would, I suppose.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:42, archived)
# late night Fluff!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:42, archived)
# I do hope that's not one of your balls, Dave.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Silly Ballunatic
it's the kittens ball
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Elephantitis?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:48, archived)
# yus
poor bastard
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)
# BAAAAAAALLS of STEEEEEEEEEEEEL
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 2:08, archived)
# or yours!
then you'd be unatic
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Ball-eunuch-tic?
No, wait, thats terrible.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Late night anti-fluff.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 2:16, archived)
# ha ha
top stuff
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Glad ya loikes it.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Burrrummmwooshdingdingdingdinggg
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)
# arf!
'creation b3ta home' bookmarked for tomorrow. G'night all o/
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)
# animation!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)
# somedays I feel like that
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)
# He is a fart man
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 2:08, archived)
# AIDS LOL
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Again apologies for shit quality and if it's too large etc.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:53, archived)
# The head reminds me of Frank...
Very nice indeed though. :D
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)
# frank butcher?
*hides*
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Now that you mention it...
;)
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)
# yay!
:D
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Anyway, I'm off to bed.
Good night you lovely lot. :)
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)
# oh yeah
frank from donnie darko
*tries to find the film*
*falls asleep*
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)
# it's full of viruses.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:37, archived)
# "GET BACK IN LINE!"
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# That's
REALLY weird... I was whistling the can-can when I clicked on B3ta and saw this...
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)
# that's because I can read minds
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# can can read minds?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# *answers telepathetically*
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# pickpocket daisy-chain.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:43, archived)
# True story!
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# What will the peasants eat?
The cake is a lie...
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# not a total lie
but what was said was "is there no cake for them to eat" as she was a dumb austrian bitch
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche"
Was what she is supposed to have said - let them eat brioche, which is a bit like bread i s'pose
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Oui! I support this
apparent fellow pedant.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 5:20, archived)
# Let them eat...
Cake! It's made-up you know...
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Flags are a pain in the ass
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# He needs to turn around and deal with realistic problems
he seems very emotional
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I agree
entirely
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# He is about to get stepped upon
*shrugs* B3ta seems to have had one of it's periodic fucking seizures

(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Michael Heseltine

^CFB

(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Hi there matey!
How many memes can you combine in one image? Surely you're missing the Indy giant stone ball as a background! ;-)
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 3:12, archived)
# woo!
also, cheeky tj, I found this re: hi cockalorum

:D
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Hahaha
'A cry of triamph'
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Apologies for shit quality and if it's too big or whatever
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# One day I will reflect upon my own inability to draw, so heads up to the effort :)
TJ: I just read this elsewhere regarding RA3:

Hagren, from our forums, has sent us a list of updated Red Alert 3 information. This was taken and translated from the PC Guru magazine Red Alert 3 preview. Some interesting stuff so its worth reading.

Every unit has secondary functions. The allied tank for instance is able to concentrate radar beams to be used as a scouting unit
Although not visible on the screens, there's going to be massive damaging in RA3, with weapons carving colossal craters into the ground
Most structures are able to be bulit on water for extra cost
Ships can only "land"/leave shore on sand, so its crucial to defend these areas
The article writer claims that the impressive graphics don't shine through the screens. In his opinion, graphics are much better compared to CnC3, he's especially flabbergasted by the animations
The Russians have a submarine called "Akula" which isn't simply deadly against ships, but is able to train divers as well
The Bullfrog transport ship doesn't have to set shore, its able to "shoot" out the units it's carrying
The Japanese Seawing bomber is able to transform into a submarine simply by falling into the water
Sea battles will be crucial in this game
The Japanese will have a water based tank called "Tsunami" which is both heavily armoured and powerful, and slower on land than in water
The campaign can be co-operatively played with a friend from start to finish. If there's no one to play it with, you can choose between an array of AI allies to fight the war
Starcraft 2's lead designer worked on RA3 before he went to Blizzard
Gameplay will be much slower, an aspect, along with the beta, that the team concluded from Tiberium Wars. The writer confirms this slowdown.
Enemy soldiers freeze upon Allied dogs barking
The Mobile V4 is able to swim as well, but its main draw points is the precise and area effective attack.
The Russians' submarine, the Stingray Nasad, sports Tesla-launchers, and is a rather small, but fast unit
The writer praises the smooth animations, explosion effects and water in general again and again, its crazy!
Live action FMVs are back mixed with CGI and outdoor scenes
The writer holds that Red Alert 3 wont be as good as Starcraft 2, but damn close, and even better than Red Alert 2
No Yuri
Atmosphere is top notch
Expansion pack is already planned


Perhaps we get to finally sink Japanese Whalers :)
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# What cho' been smoking?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# OH GOD!
Hahahahahahahahah
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)
# S'up katperson!
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# LIPCRIME
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# nnng nnng
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# uuurrrrd
looks like rib cage hell
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# dad?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# LOLZORSES!!!11!1
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# had.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# you WISH
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# no you WISH!!!!
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# s'true
i do
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Never even blinks . . . Amazing !
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# oh hai pretty lady!
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# phwooar!!
'spanks plank'
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Hahaha
I like this :)
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# ririririririririririri
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Would
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# nice
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)
# PURE LIQUID LUST.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:54, archived)
# WHOA
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 8:43, archived)
# I saw the chess pieces that were on the board yesterday
I was wondering what it would look like if they used a punk design style, similar to cyber punk I suppose, rather than being actual people models. [/diplomatic mode]


This was a rook, but my 3d program died on its arse so this is the only foggy render I have of it.


Prawn, prawn, prawn, bishop with disfiguring piercing and queen.
Click for big

(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)
# They're rather ace!
Cookies for you
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# yey!
maxon cinema? it's ver' woo anyway!
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Zbrush
Hence why the rendering is a bit shit, because I used the in-program renderer.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I can never get me head around 3d
not for want of trying!
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Zbrush is useful
if you are good with tablet type drawing or painting, it's basically sculpting in a program.

At the same time it's quite difficult making a lot of shapes in the program and you really need to model stuff in another program, then you can jazz it up a bit in Zbrush.
It's great for stuff like ornaments though, anything lathey.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# download some meshes.
load into program. Hit render.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Very nicely
Chess gets it's radical edge at long last
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# that
rooks rocks!
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# So your program was checkmated ?
Nice looking as is . . .
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# woo!


I don't suppose I am really qualified to be dishing out 'wins' but I liked this.

*click*
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# YES! :D
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)
# hi cockalorum
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Explain!
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)
# You can't woo a woo.
You hi cockalorum a woo.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)
# You can't woo a woo you mean.
?
But what is hi cockalorum?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)
# you can't woo a woo
you have to say hi cockalorum, or something bad happens

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/hi+cockalorum/
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)
# But it was a win
A WIN I TELLS YE!
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
# win, fail, lack
these things are passing fancies

this is b3ta, the scale of woo is constant
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)
# We need more spontanious kittens on here.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# A FUCKING KITTEN.
A FUCKING DUCK.

FUCKING KITTEN.

FUCKING DUCK.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# This
is called 'Kazak, the Spacekitten, emerges from the chronosynclastic infindibulum'



Will that do?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# aaaww
isnt it cute?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Cute?!
Good Christ man! Just look at the slavering bloody drool dripping from its glistening fangs and tell me again it is cute!
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# twister for epileptics never did sell very well.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 6:39, archived)
# Hi


Edit: Vossents Cock-a-lorum soup. Signed by Mrs Enid Baxter for some reason.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I hate soup.
I dropped loads of cans today when i was facing up the shelves.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Oh Christ!
I did that for a while. I hated it. Facing up effin' packets of tablets was a scunner as I recall. Spent more time picking the bleeders up than packing them. Sorry, I am having a turn. Off for a wee lie doon.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I get to do it 3 times a week.
everyone else was doing stock today. but ohwell. It doesn't involve thought so i just wander round dropping things whilst day dreaming.

The security guard caught someone today. Loll.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Worse ways to make beer vouchers,
I dare say.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# does the queen have several speed settings?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Yes
Extreme, Brave and Gerry Adams.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)
# dirty boy!
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)
# howdy miss
you been playing with matches again?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
# nooo
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# hmm
so the cctv i've seen of Nuns smoking in the Grand Hotel isn't you?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# hahaha no.
i couldn't afford the grand.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# i dunno
think it's a hell of a lot cheaper now, fire damaged and all that jazz

oh dear:

its a tragedy that such an amazin landmark might be destroyed by fire...Send in fireman sam, he's the hero next door.
jamie brown, brighton

surely the beeb have the right to correct SPG on people's comments?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# yes and?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# i love you?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# hahahahah
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# haha, cyberpunk.
1985, william gibson, nerds with wires hanging out of their clothes.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 7:11, archived)
# Take Your Mind Off
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Must... Steal... Oranges...
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Juice them with hammers !
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I want orange juice now
Has anyone got any spare?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)
# yep.
*sprays orange juice all over Sheepdean*
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I choose to avoid all innuendos
For I am mature. Mature and drunk. Drunk and tired.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# No wonder you need more OJ . . .
Grab one of these . . .
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I hit my hand on the screen
Why do the balls move so fast :(
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Because you are so thirsty . . .
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# A
bit woo that with much yay *clicks*
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)
# It's actually good for you . . .
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)
# gotto love a spack image (unless you are prodge)
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)
# i can't loop audio for shit
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I can
But I normally accept money instead.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)
# oh my goodness
this almost made me eat my mouse
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)
# fair do's
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)
# uhh..
huh?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Eye like it . . . makes me feel . . .
Looooooooooooooooooooose . . .
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)
# must...look...away...
*gets an epileptic stroke*
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Just keep blinking once every three seconds . . .
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)
# does it get stronger this way?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Like lifting waits !
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)
# did you know
that you have posted 6666 messages on the board?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)
# That was a good thing . . .
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# oh...mind
*puts clothes back on*


Very woo!
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Get the feeling you're being peeped on ?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# All the time.
ALL the time.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Then it must be true !
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# CORR!
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Eye hope this soothes your eyes . . .
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I am sorry, this pic is neither something I have made, nor shopped in any way.
However, if someone could explain it, I would be most grateful.
Thank you.

Mod Edit: The main board is for things you have created. Try the links board for odd things you find.

Edit: well how about one of your lovely countrywomen then?

Edited Edit: Did you all have a big night? Here, I made this.

www.b3tards.com/u/028cc3179c219b51d85a/spreadpussy.gif
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Do fuck off.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)
# is there a protocol for wooing this sort of behaviour?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)
# yes, the protocol is not to
it only feeds the trolls

/hypocrite
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Is there a bunker for this sort of thing?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)
# ffs
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)
# i think you wanted
www.oohlookwhatifoundontheinternet.com

these sorts of pics are ten a penny on the web, and we've all got google

edit: nice animation! I laughed :)
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I got mine removed
I can sit more comfortably now.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)
# I think he wanted....
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 2:22, archived)
# why oh why
does that woman have an ass on her belly?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)
# My thoughts
exactly!
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)
# A....GAYGAYgaygaygay.
this is one of michael jacksons dreams.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)
# DO YOU WANT ASSKARATE?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)
# i've had her
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:37, archived)
# we,ve
ALL had her - and the rabbit
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I once saw a porno book featuring 'larger women'...
one of the pages was headed "Find A Fold And Fuck It".
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)
#
saw paid good money for, and wanked myself blind over
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)
# you knew no one was actually going to congratulate you on such a glorious find
why did you bother?
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 22:39, archived)
# i like spread pussy.
i'd lol if that was my random quote, if i have one.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

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