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# what a silly holiday
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
# oh hai gai.
haha, I love the word awry. It is soooo b3ta.

Is this any good to you fella?

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# crikey yeah!
i the method you described, how do i find multiply mode?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Sorry Tom
My network has gone down. I'm on the phone right now. I'll catch up with you a bit later.
layer properties will change the layer mode. I had a pic but can't upload right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)
# It was around about that time, that I decided upon the latter.
Notwithstanding, there were most perplexing phenomena afoot, and I intended to inflate them! Twice if necessary! On a Wednesday!

HOORAY!

*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# hooray for logorreah
my new favourite word
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logorrhoea
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Well it's Ginger
but it's not rob.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# they all look the same to me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Ther's so many jokes about a ginger pussy and my weekend I could make
But I won't go there:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# you should have more sex
maybe then you wouldn't go on about it so much :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# haha
you know, I was just going to type something very, very similar to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I was the same after I lost my virginity.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# yeah so was I
but then when you are 13 all your mates are actually interested in hearing all about it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# pffft, I was 17, and the details made my mum uncomfortable.
I trust all is well at your end?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Aye. All is fine thanks. Just saw the missus off to work
and spent 30 minutes on some invoicing. I have to drop a car off at my mothers shortly but after that it is looking very much like beer 'o clock.


Edit:// aww, was your mum all "Sit down and tell me all about it son" and you were all " I would but my arse is still sore" ? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# yes, mostly.
She also very kindly drove me to my counselling sessions and paid to have my sphincter rebuilt by a better than average surgeon.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# haha
you know, I was just going to type something very, very similar to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Sex?
Are you mad? I'm not married!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Could you post the photographs instead?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# haha
needs moar prince
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# What!
And invoke the wrath of teh web sheriff
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# ANGRY MAN MUST BE DESTROYED!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *watches for 1hr30mins*
his best film yet.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# is he throwing a trout?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH LIKE A MOTHER-FUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# heur-heur-heur-heur-heur
Eddie Murphy laugh from back when he was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Shut tha fuck up, heuurr-heueur-heeeueEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRK!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
# That hurts my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# aND NOW?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# ai-ai-ai
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Three sloths!
'noons :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Noon mister
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Bee tiem now pls k thx
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# k
have a beespin
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *misreads*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Yay!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# beeteef.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# BEEEEEEEEEZ LIKE A MOTHER-FUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# With the hippin'
an' the hoppin'
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# IT'SA MEEE, LETSA GOOO!
LETSA GOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# hahah I love both the cosbees
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# COSBY LIKE A MOTHER-FUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)
# :D
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Okie dokie
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# a bee on a settee with a cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)
# :)

i need to make some more bees
(maninthespoon, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)
# *beeglees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Bee!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# beez
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)
# bee glee


Click for bigger (368KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# bindun?

Click for big geordie version!
(perfectrhys come find me on PS3., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# They have electricity up north?
(waxdart hello., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Only static
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# From all the football shirts rubbing together
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha!
and nylon knickers
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# And a hulee hulee skirt
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# electricity was invented up north
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# would correct you there
but you're probably northan and try and give me a glasgow kiss or some such northanism
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# glasgow kiss?
I'd be more worried about the "Gorbals felch" now that smarts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *leans away from monitor*
my dad's friend (RIP Uncle Matt) was from the Gorbals. He was KIND of like Seasick Steve crossed with Rab C Nesbitt if Rab had been a methadone addict.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# We've regreted hooking the south up ever since

poor deluded buggers
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# they are to be pitied
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# not too much
try to ignore them. that's best.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Oi
I'll sell my london flat and buy up north if you are not nice!

(waxdart hello., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)
# yeah,
it runs off grim.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Tis Grim
(waxdart hello., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Pollution
....Low?? which london are you living in?
(Ace McAce Where we're going, we don't need roads, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)
# hahaha
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Oh how tattyfilabulous.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:34, archived)
# *teeth fall out*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# what a silly hitler!
righto, me escaping to do stuff now, adios
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# But he loves teh kidz
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha
There is no way that I'm doing and gardening today!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# it's just a bit breezy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# and moist
(waxdart hello., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)
# heh
(maninthespoon, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Will we fight them on the beaches?
Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# aha

yours was much better than mine..
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# go on... disagree


is there some manner of filter i can use to make black and negative space like the Ché poster? its for poster for a friend
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Anti George Bush Snr weaponrly!!!
Cool, but too little too late.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# anti bush snr?
how so?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# "I don't like brocolli"
-President George Bush
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# ah...
/way before my time
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Actually the full quote is very funny, like a kid throwing it's toys:
“I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.”
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
I love brocolli, he's mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# haha thats incredible
actually i think I've heard this referenced by a rapper at some point
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Pfffft!
Excellent, and you're right

As is the cap'n, we should have a 'WOO, we're right!' club or something
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# whoops!
i forgot to text you!
*goes to room and spanks self*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *mutter*
*grumble*

S'alright, another b3tan obviously likes me more, and he did :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I don't have your number
I did contemplate texting your wife and getting him to text you, but then I thought he might not receive it....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Aww, bless!
I'll get your number from him later and send you some sort of friendly text stalkage, signed mysteriously only as 'J'

You'll never guess!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# YEAH, BUT THAT B3ATAN DIDN'T GET YOU SCRUBS DID HE?!
*storms off*
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Um...no?
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# aha!
*stands proud*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Can I join?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Probably...
Are you right?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Always and without question
And I love broccoli
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)
# You're in!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# WOO for this idea
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)
# ...and then apparnelty the US Broccoli Growers Association dumped about 20 tons of the stuff outside the White house.
...talk about lol.

/back from lunch mission ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# haha
yeah, they weren't happy
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)
# probably get waterboarded and shot as terrorists if they did it today...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Stamp?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I have no idea
but I like the picture. It makes me chuckle, Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Cliff Apparently enjoys fishing for leopards on weekends, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# give peas a chance?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Go on punk
Make my 5 a day
(the noggin causes laxative effects, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# thats a great slogan
mind if i borrow that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Thanks
Yeah no problem, help yourself.
(the noggin causes laxative effects, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Make soup not war.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# try this
www.photoshoplab.com/easy-two-tone-silhouette.html
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# that link has just saved me hours in future 'over-tracing' - cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# hows this?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# you can't tell it's broccoli..
i like the colour one.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# me too actually.
fuck it, i'm keeping the colour
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# that's the end of 2-colour vectoring for me then
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *puts down asparagus spear*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffft
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# something like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# You cheated
You just put it through an xray machine and took a photo!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# oh i did not!
i'm just awesome is all
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# that you are!!
*pats head*
now go and tidy that bloody room of yours mr. awsome!
*clips round ear*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# yes sir
sorry sir
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Just coz your mum says you are
don't mean anthing in the real world:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# something like that
the pistol is the in the right direction but the broccoli isn't quite right. i think i might just leave it as is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# broccol'is tricky for this
not enough contrast
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# .22 calabrese?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# *glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# *inappropriates*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# *arrives*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# *mops up*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# *puts the kettle on*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Doesn't suit you
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha!!
brocollinated!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# If you use filters the results are usually pants
better off having a transparent layer above the image in multiply mode. Desaturate the image and play about with the contrast and brightness then when it looks like your areas you want black are standing out well lower the opacity enough to still see and move to your upper layer. trace the areas you want black with the lasso tool and then go to select/modify/smooth and smooth it a couple of pixels then fill with black. This way you get complete control over the black areas. When that is finished place a layer underneath and fill it with your chosen negative colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# i'll give that a shot
cheers muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# RaRR
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# is this better?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# No.
Seriously, look at all the fuzzy shit in there. Anything of this nature needs to be crisp at all edges otherwise it looks like you put it through a filter that has no discrimination.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# fair enough i'll give you method a bash
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# hmm, maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# yay for brocolli
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# is your friend colourblind?
if he is, job done
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# ning twig
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Shoots of broccoli
anyone..
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Does this help?


V. quickly knocked together in photoshop using the cut out filter.
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Apologies to Fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Haha!
Top!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# needs more carp
and carp shaped carp
and carp shaped industrial carp
and carp shaped laser cut carp
and carp shaped thermal imaging carp
and carp shaped carp sediment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Where are the sharp carp?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Removed for health and safety reasons
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Harp carp?
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# i found this far funnier than i probably should have.
haha.. top pun.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I saw the original film at the cinema.
Afterwards I woke up with a policeman in my camper van.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# your van is camper than the cinema?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# It was an awful, awful film.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I too saw the original in a cinema
in Michigan, of all places, with a rather nice young lady called Candy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I was with Joanne Gillet (hello Joanne!)
I was quite smitten with her at the time.

Of course, her parents did call the police.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I was 16, as indeed was she.
'92, what a year
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I was 18 and she was 17
the policeman was about 23.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# so that'll just be a zoo then
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# pfffft
w/y/h!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# *puffs*
*pants*
am i too late?!

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH
www.ipetitions.com/petition/ban-garfield
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# i was with you until >
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Beware!
I like
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
#
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Eeeek!!!
Sting fly!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)
# stripey too
so you know it's evil
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I Liek bees!
'specially boo-bees!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# boo bees be best bees!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Good bye
boobie tuesday!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Join the official number 10 petition, we've already got hundreds of signatures
http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/BanGarfield/
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I must have signed it already
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# FUCK ME IT'S MY B'DAY
.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# *fucks*
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# ...
GarFiled - and left there please.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Ha ha, fucking excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# so far the neville has won in the garfield manipulation though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# ha
this is great!
(maninthespoon, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# LOLCATS FTW
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I've just discovered something really nice.
dipping quavers in tomato soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# yes
it is really nice

I used to dip various crisps into soups from the drink machines

people thought I was mad, hah! tastes great don't it :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Oh yes indeedy.
salt and vinegar chipsticks are nice in tomato soup also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I did not try chipsticks
a whole world of culinary delight awaits :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# My eyes have been opened!
*rushes off to make tomato soup to eat with Cheese Balls*
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Murgo murgo murgo murgo murgo..
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# NSFW?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Compared with the rest of today?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I must have missed anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# consider yourself fortunate...
www.b3ta.com/board/8157205

sfw, horse-free, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# POO
Mainly. Poor you. It was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# PICTURE PORN!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# PORCUPINE!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ooh
nip nips
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# maybe they are corn plasters hiding thenips
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Hmmmmm...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Heehee, this makes me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# yes!
FWM, do you actually do work?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I'm not allowed to work since the incident with the school bus and the camels....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# *big grins*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# pffft!
the neanderthal skull looks evil...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# *titter*
Woosome!
(Jokel, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Are you an erectus
or are you just happy to see me?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I like this a great deal.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# haha
but arnt the skulls the wrong way round?
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# No.
They are thinking about each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Teehee
I'm going to e-mail this to the chap who taught me about the Palaeolithic at uni, he'll love it!
(Might send it to my practical archaeology teacher too, snorffle).
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Pfffffft
Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
But aren't they both Homos?
(generic hybrid, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# This.
Homo sapiens and Homo neanderthalensis. I still lol'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# The danger we all face...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# *cleek*
IN THE FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# coming through your letterbox with sexy results
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Not very nice?
I've seen plenty of evidence to suggest that ladies not only love bukkake, but positivly encourage it.

However, I have never met one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Let alone one who likes or encourages bukkake.
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Not including your mum
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# no
it's all in my hair and i just washed it as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# hahahaha
hideous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Hahhaha!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Oh my.....
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)
# *clicks*
Made me chuckle heartily
(I helped save b3ta! Cliff Apparently enjoys fishing for leopards on weekends, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# So wrong!
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Football!

Sorry, it had to be done!

'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# pfft
bad xlvii footy is illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Hehe
I can't say I expected a great response it was just in my head!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I did have quite a laugh at all these "great" clubs getting fucked by scaffy teams
there's hope for the Gers yet.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Besdt weekend of football for years
They asked the question on the radio last night, "Is it good for football that 4 'lesser' teams are left in the FA Cup?"

Course it fucking is!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# It was rather good
as sick as it mad me!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)
# yup course it is..it'll mean more to them winning it than it does to the usual lot
that are in the finals
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# i agree
most of the time people are complaining about the fact that the premiership and english football is becoming predictable, nobody is ever happy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# hahaha...
In toher footy related news...

At the lane yesterday when the mighty Spurs were 2-0 up, the Hammers fans started chanting "You're shit unless it's 4!", due to them having lost their last two games 4-0.

Oops...!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)
# haha
ironic football songs ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Hammers supporters are truely mad!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I was there
unfortunately in the dirty spurs end so that was fun for me
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# isn't that
twat faced mourhinho?

still, any chelski manager getting laughed at by the world is good for me
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Beetlejuice
(Youarenotshitashi, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hehehe
headshrinking FTW!!!

*clicks*
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# WHERES ALL THIS SCAT THEN?
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# just look for mongychops
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# That was some bloody shock to the system this morning I can tell you...
*arrives at work*
*makes brew*
*checks emither*
*fires up b3ta*
Dear lord Jesus Christ!!!

Is it no-modding monday? There was goatse a bit later on and all. Alright it was very small goatse, but still identifiably goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# mini-goatse's ?
could be a breakfast cereal
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# They turn the milk a hideous purplish-brown
*boke*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# "you always get brown milk with goatse-pops"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Why not try adding warm milk?
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# the mods do fuck all round here now

there needs to be new mods, ones that are actually going to be here for more than 5 mins at a time
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I'll do it.
It's the only way I'll ever get a frontpage.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)
# *votes prodigy69 for mod*
your kind of crazy free-thinking is just what we need
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I'll ban the fuckin' lot of ya

and the ones I don't bad I'll have shot...
then I'll have my way with you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Tough on flashing images,
tough on the causes of flashing images.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I'd vote for that fucker
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)
# you could just do it in an unoffical capacity
like a community support officer
you'll get a uniform but very little actual respect from anyone
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)
# so in other words I'll get a uniform and the rest stays the same
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# if you want a little respect
dress up like Aretha Franklin
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# www.2girls1dancingferret.com
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)
# "skeep-beep de bop-bop beep bop bo-dope"
"skeetle-at-de-op-de-day!"

load of shit :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# don;t you fucking start
i had to hide all those posts.

i think he's been at the windowlene again.

wither that or he was being a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I Had a quick look on the interweb...
...you will find his history here:

www.postvote.com/mongychops

SFW - so ok to open
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# shame it's that stupid fucking horses link
that every idiot thinks is really funny and original
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Noon P69
(you still clicked it though)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# nope I didn't...I don't click anyones links until I've checked them

due to idiots posting this crap over and over
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I repeat
www.b3ta.com/board/8145948
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Would you like some more toys?

You appear to have run out in you pram?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Cock off, tosser
- it's blatantly not just me you're annoying with this repetitive shit
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)
# How odd! Woo.
Actually speaking of odd I've just checked in a girl called Tuppence.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Did you find anything in there?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# spiders and kibble!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I think I know her...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Don't we all:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Are you....
a student of gynaecology then?

or did you not check in her
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I checked her in
As I run a backpackers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Prof. Jennings and Shoe-bot outside the first Dragons' Den auditions in 1907.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Oh that's very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# nipple sticks!
and nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# all the ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I like the way it has the same shoe situation as he has
nice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Peter Jones esq:
"I couldn't possibly my time in your schemes, your business venture seems to be all but soleless."

"Oh, good show old chap."
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# "right, now give him a good shoeing!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *resists urge to start competition to outdo eachother's punmanship*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# cobblers! go for it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Oh great i've got the horn now
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I like how you sneaker'ed that in
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Unfortunately I don't think i'll be able to keep this up much longer
I've just joined a paranormal investigation bureau and i've been told that we will be doing field readiness preperations at any second.

I really hate espadrilles.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I hope you have a good trainer
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Heel yeah!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I've head he puts himself a'boot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I've heard he's been associated with Dr Martin
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I met him while on holiday with sandals
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Sandals?
That's a bit tenuous isn't it?

Although they do sound buff.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# tenuous? I need better material, my sources are a bunch of loafers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Urgh
Loafers is an American term really. But don't get me wrong, i'm not lacist.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# you have broke the stream!!
brokens!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Victory dance tiem?
Actually I better not dance, I can never get instep.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I'll give you
£50,000 for a 30% stake
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# yay for big shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# that's so bad that it gets a *cleek*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# ithankew
it really is bad isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# that's the only kind of jokes that are really appreciated
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Hehe
Nicely done!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Nope....

Pfft..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)
# mmmmm tastes like chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Hehehe :D
I won't say the very obvious line that just popped in my head...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)
# something to do with "eating out"?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I may as well just never say anything at all.
You'll know what I mean anyway....


It was more along the lines of 'isn't Calvin a bit young to be eating pussy?' but you've got the essentials...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# the last frame refers to what tazmanian devils apparently do once they've finished eating
they crawl inside the body and enjoy the shade, or if it's nightime, have a sleep in the nice warm guts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Empire Strikes Backerific
I honestly did not know that.

*goes off to check validity*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# *gets nervous about accuracy...*
Edit: was slightly bollocks, but they are known to get inside and eat from the inside out, and are known to have an after-meal sleep inside animals guts. cosy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Did you know....
...that Tasmanian devils suffer from a nasopharyngeal cancer that can be passed from devil to devil?

It is thought that there was one original devil who had it, and over time the cells have hitched rides on others. Very rare for a cancer to be transmissible like that.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# *patents tasmanian devil condoms*
It's not a good looking disease either.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# That sounds quite nice.
I wouldn't mind being one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# captain can I be a marauder!?!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# DO you realise us talking about the statboard ironically got a mention for your stats entry?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# my quote is your height, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# she's a horrible woman
constantly stealing all the glory from poor ClanSoul. The young lad must be gutted at being constantly denied the top spot.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I'm a lovely lady as you well know, young man.
And he was top last week, so ner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# it doesn't change the fact that you made him cry.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# You're such a cruel man.
And I'm so nice to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I could have sworn you'd written
"I was a lovely lady as a young man"

Which would explain a lot.

Actually no it wouldn't, because it doesn't make any sense.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Are you Mongychops?
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Sorry...
After what we saw this morning, I though that was sh*t all over his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# you shut up when you're talking to me, ok?!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)
# This isn't a compo entry as Odd-Fish is already way funny
I guested again C]:0D

Click for better koala-tea on Nobby's site


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# 'nings sir
*tips hat and spills pint that was balancing on top of it*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# *catches*

*drinkts*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Mr Mink
*goes to reach for hat but instead finds another pint which is offered to yourself*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Hahaha, aces!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# hahahahahaha
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# That's great!
:D
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# TWO guest strips?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!???!!?!??!?!!??!
very good, mind!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# yes, the eagle-eyed amongst you may notice
the eagle-eyed amongst you may noticecertain . . . ahem . . . 'similarities' between the fish in the first two frames . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Hm?
Oh, er... I see.

*doesn't* :S
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# 'ning aunty dave
have a woo and some raspberry yoghurt
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Cor!
*stirs yollup with twig*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# ...ZOMG LINKS!
oh now the picture shows up making me look a tit
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *blinks*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# yeah, you fucking know it, son.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
The pick-cure was always there you silly

*passes anti-Monday pill*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Ouch
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# What have you done?
Are you bleeding?
Can it be staunched?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
#
Could you apply a tourniquet and drive me to the nearest 'free at the point of delivery' hospital?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# smashing!
/late blog
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# ..Gordon Brown plays hardball


and obligatory link to the Ewan McGregor, Davidoff meets Trainspotting video

Blog and Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# So he truly does have our best interests at heart.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# It's just an illusion that Mr Brown cares
This is what he really wants
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I wish that was a joke
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
very good
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# but it's what they did with the empty bottles
that made the terrists talk!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# very good
I tried this water boarding thing with a flannel in the shower last night. There's no fucking question that its torture.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Have you sheared your moopacas yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# That thing's GORGEOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# and also, FUCK YES! HOORAY! WHEEEEEE!
I just got an e-mail from the cartoonist Joe Matt saying he'd love it if I could send him some samples of my cartooning for him to take a look at ^_^_^_^_^_^

*is thrilled and excited and eeee*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# HE WANTS TO PLAGIARISE YOUR WORK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# PLAGIARISM: BEGIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)
# YOU'RE JUST SUSPICIOUS OF EVERYTHING
LOOK WHAT SHITRAGS HAS DONE TO YOU

YOU'RE A NERVOUS WRECK, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# IT'S OK, I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE.
I JUST WROTE ALL ABOUT IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Who?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)
# It's nicked Bonny Langford's legwarmers
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# haha that's brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Cany you
milk it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# you can milk me
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Milks...

Em, Yum
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I bet that's tasty
:D

'ning folks :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# SORRY TO EVERYONE THAT HAS SENT ME A WORRIED MESSAGE.
I AM FINE. SHITRAGS BLOG: UPDATED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# 1/2lb of neck meats please.
Mmmmm....
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# yeah wikid man
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# :D
that's awesomely clickworthy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

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