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"Has anyone done the 12" pianist joke?"
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:37,
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haha!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:38,
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hahaha
bet you had fun shopping that ;)
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:38,
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*shudders*
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:39,
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Hahah christ!
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:38,
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Haha, I doubt if anyone else wanted to have to shop it.
Woo
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:39,
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I was thinking that!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:41,
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you silly
hahahahahaha
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:41,
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Haha...what?
Having fun, M? :)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:41,
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Yep!
Jus' lookin' for cock on the interweb! Which is harder than I thought it would be!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:43,
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pffft I bet it is.
Edit: also, ning
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:44,
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*doffs*
Sir.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:47,
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oooof the punnage!!!!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:44,
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hehehe
*BOING!*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 12:01,
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Ooh the pain
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Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:35,
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beedlybeeedlybeedly whats up buck?
arf!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:37,
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If Goatse was a woman,
would it be better or worse? Discuss.
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Goatse not a comedy account ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:42,
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Yes.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:44,
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or an elephant
.....
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WOLF .™ ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:49,
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captainsloglol
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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:05,
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TJ:
does anybody know about codecs and stuff. I don't. I'm trying to do a dvd for my mum's birthday, a couple of bits of video and some photo slideshows. The slideshows work OK when burned onto DVD but the vids play too fast although the sound plays the normal speed. Any ideas?
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:10,
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Ooooooh not a clue.
All my brain said then was 'DivX' but I don't know what I mean, or even if I'm right.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:13,
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I updated my Divx and downloaded a nice shiny new codec pack.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:21,
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I'm sorry I'm arse-all help.
I'm looking for a new job, having decided everything can piss off for half an hour.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:30,
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What are you using?
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:14,
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I think it's called
Wondershare
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:21,
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I've got no experience with that, sorry :(
Nero is pretty good, I've burned many a dvd with Nero. And it does slideshows etc. Other than that, I can't help, sorry :(
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:22,
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I only have an old OEM copy of Nero
which doesn't seem to do what I want unofrtunately.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:23,
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Ah, shame.
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:25,
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are they both on the same disc or is one a slide show and one a film
i don't know why i ask as i don't really know any answers although i do know a fairly good freeware for converting and burning dvd'swww.dvdflick.net/ also were you doing anything else on your machine while the burn was happening, i've found that can cause problems, i'm told it's something to do with frame drop off or something.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:17,
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Nothing else running on that machine at the time
All on one disc. Two bits of film and two slideshows. I'll have a look at DVD flick though, cheers.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:22,
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it does sound like it's dropping frames though
like you're getting 20 a sec as opposed to the 25 or so that you should be getting. ( numbers may be wrong)
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:24,
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this is another freeware i've used, seemed to work
imgburn.en.softonic.com/ although i've never tried to combine slides and film.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:36,
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Have you tried shouting at it?
/helpful
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:25,
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hahaha1
i wanted to suggest speeding up the audio so it matches, but that's even less helpful than my help.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:27,
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OfficeLOL
!
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Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir? ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:27,
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I would say turning it off and on
but Your idea probably works better :)
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:35,
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i know about the black templars and tyranids...
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:36,
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*rolls for damage*
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:38,
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argh!!
stop rolling me!! somebody, HELP!!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:43,
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What's in it for us?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:44,
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i won't dstroy the earth?
=)
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:47,
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No dice, I think it's a bluff.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:56,
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i dunno
install the K-lite codec package, it's free and i've had no problems since i started using it. it also has a version of windows media player classic with it.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:36,
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I had an odour toliet once
had it removed in the hospital
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:21,
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did they let you keep it...in a jar?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:22,
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yep, I have a whole rack of jars with organs
my aim is to get more organs on the shelf than in my body
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:24,
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but not neccesarily your own...
=D
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:39,
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\0/
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:41,
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not really sure why
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:04,
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hahahahhahahahhahahahhahaha
!!!!!!!!!!!!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:06,
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mine can see round corners
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:07,
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hahahaha
this has made my awful hangover slightly more bearable!
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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG! ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:10,
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hahaha!
almost a tea/monitor moment! :)
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firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:12,
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sorry
it didn't look quite this upsetting in my head
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:56,
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Wow!
That is odd *fears*
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Joliet ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:58,
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Mrs Doyles' brother?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:58,
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I thought it was ted!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:04,
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It is!
But it does look Doyle-ish too!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:14,
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And very camp
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:16,
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aarrgghh!
*fears*WOO
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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:59,
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just be thankful i didn't leave the original eyebrows in
that would have given you something to fear about
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:02,
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*imagines*
*shats*
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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:07,
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Down with this sort of thing!
Woo!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:03,
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Careful now.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:03,
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THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:08,
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Sorry Ted. I was concentrating too hard on looking holy.
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:10,
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:D
Also: CLIQUEY WORK BITCHES FUCK OFF.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:12,
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is someone having office issues?
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:15,
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Aye, the rest of my team
are a group of self congratulatory women (and I mean the word women in a bad, bad way) - they work in a different office to me so it's a very 'me vs them' environment. Bollocks, I'll leave soon and use up all my new annual leave for my notice period. Deal with that, ladies. Manage the team your sodding selves.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:21,
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But...
Where are you going to find another job that allows you to post so voluminously on work avoidance forums like this one?
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netpixie you should reconsider your life choices. ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:28,
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considering the amount of work I do here in conjunction with b3taing
the answer would be most of them, unless they block the site and mirrors. I wouldn't call this work avoidance, either. I don't avoid mine, I can't do.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:32,
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Que?
You're making your job sound nicely mysterious, one that you can do "in conjunction" with b3ta and one that you can't avoid. Are you the hitman from that crappy program on ITV yesterday? If so, I'm not really netpixie, I'm mongychops with a clone account.
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netpixie you should reconsider your life choices. ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:39,
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In your work...
....fucking off your clique since 1217AD
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Goatse not a comedy account ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:20,
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woah
Ted looks odd.. woo! Radovan Karadzic (serbian war criminal) and Father Ted - seperated at birth
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:04,
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strangely I was thinking along similar lines
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:06,
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Now concentrate, Spock
SpockThis spacial anomoly is very small that spacial anomoly is several million light years away . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:06,
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ppfft*
*like "pfft" but with more spluttering
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:07,
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THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS
For once. Woo!
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:11,
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Nicely shopped
Does he use the Vulcan Feck Lock :-)
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:34,
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*groan*
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:40,
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That's great there Ted
I already use Father Ted speak far too much talking to my mum, she calls me Ted, but that is made of awesome *click*
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Maladicta ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:50,
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Easter?
I'll give you fucking "Kinder Surprise"...
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:29,
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Choc-a-fucking-dooby
Woo!
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DogHorse plop ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:30,
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*giggles*
you are silly Sauron's Cat approves right i'm off to the pub. I'm going to see if I can remain drunk till my birthday on sunday. ta ra!
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:30,
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have a pint of strongbow for me!!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:50,
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Can I have a pint of real cider instead?
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:51,
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NO!!!
i said strongbow! *stamps foot*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:52,
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nasty stick fizzy stuff...
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:53,
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It does the job
when there's no Old Rosie available.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:57,
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AAAARRRRGGGGHHH!
Kinder Surprise are the devil! Cadburys ftw
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Joliet ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:30,
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Cadburys is the devil's slurry and gives babies cancer and that
Green & Blacks is the ONLY chocolate worth eating
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:39,
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I like Hersheys
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:40,
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you would
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:42,
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...?
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:42,
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Hersheys chocolate is rubbish
Except when it's on Reese's peanut butter cups.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:45,
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thisthisthis
peanut butter cups are so win.
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hexachordal la la la la la ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:54,
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Best of all the chocolates.
what do I win?
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hexachordal la la la la la ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:53,
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*bums*
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:27,
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Green and Blacks for cooking
Cadburys for pigging out in an "I've failed on my diet, I'm going to sit in the corner and eat this giant bar of Dairy Milk while weeping" way.
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Joliet ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:40,
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My best mate made a big rice crispie cake out of a lindt bunny yesterday.
It. Was. Delicious.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:42,
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*drools at the thought*
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:50,
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It really was wonderful, she's dead good.
Then her boyfriend, my other best mate, he made lovely curry.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:52,
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Genius
That's really what I should have done with the Easter Eggs I got this year instead of sitting in front of the tele, watching The Lost Boys and stuffing my face with them.
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Joliet ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:58,
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Phwoar, Lost Boys.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:02,
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Cool!
I want one!
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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:30,
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Now that would be a surprise
better then some plastic crappy rodent which doesnt do anything
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:31,
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scorpiontastic!
i had a piece of kinder chocolate recently. it's bloody disgusting!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:31,
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He got through the plastic too early!
I must work on that! Woo!
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:32,
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Ahh, an egg of numbing inevi....
ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts. ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:34,
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It's a Double Whammy of Disillusionment
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:46,
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Mmmm tasty treats!
Scorpions not kinder eggs!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:36,
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*eats*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:37,
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It's an un-kinder suprise!
nice one :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:37,
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Nomnomnom I've eaten a scorpion before.
Well, a bit. In a lolly. Wasn't my lolly though, hence the bit.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:40,
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tasty?
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:46,
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Hmmm, crunchy.
Tastes like sugar with a hint of vodka, which was the lolly flavour.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:47,
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hmmm
bear grills said they was 'orrible... maybe ha isn't a vodka fan. =D
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:51,
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Bear can fuck off.
Him and J Lo, his mate.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:52,
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He always says everything tastes horrible.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:56,
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Bear Gryls is a self-promoting egomaniacal tosser
of the highest order.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:00,
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\O/
Brill.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:40,
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Suprise!
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chippy time travel agents ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:00,
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well-played
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:25,
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this must have bindun but I can't find another version of it, oh well...
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:28,
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Beverley or Wes?
:O)
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Joliet ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:29,
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Tune in next week
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:30,
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You know it makes sense
Nonce sense
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Joliet ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:31,
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you freely admit that you possess nonce sense?
BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME BY MAWKISH ITV DOCUMENTARIES HOSTED BY MARTIN BASHIR, I PRONOUNCE YOU, A PAEDOPHILE. Bang to rights.
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:48,
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arf!
nice!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:30,
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Hahaha
woo
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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:31,
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haha
needs more talk of massive burgers :)
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:32,
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:)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:36,
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oh buggrit :)
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:37,
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I did this ages ago...didn't comp it this time :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:49,
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ah well then I feel less of a fraudster now
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:54,
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pffft!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:39,
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haha
ps. as not aas :)
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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:54,
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watchit!
this has been another tga/c_kick collaboration
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:26,
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Hahahaha
*tries to click but finds imaginary glass wall in the way*
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:27,
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is it like an Indiana Jones/Cobra kind of Glass wall?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:36,
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Less reflecty
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:44,
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AND YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT WOULDN'T YOU
*glares* Hello ^_^
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hexachordal la la la la la ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:53,
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Hahahaha!
Y'got me!
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Joliet ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:27,
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hahahaha!!
ace!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:28,
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Huzzah!
It's nice when other people have far more talent than I to do these sorts of ideas justice :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:29,
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sacré bleu!
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fuscous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:29,
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pffft
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DogHorse plop ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:29,
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Hahahahahah yay!
These are awesome :D
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:29,
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Oh my,..
That's actually very funny... :o
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tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero. ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:30,
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Hahahaha!
unexpected mime artist! :D
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:31,
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Puntastic!
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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:32,
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[heheh...
...I'll land mime you in a minute! woo!]
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DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra! ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:37,
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AAA
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:40,
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that's marvellous
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:49,
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Now I have to hurt you
;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:20,
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Wonderful
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durbster durbster.co.uk ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:20,
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I like this....
I like this a lot... CwLoIoCoK
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:23,
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....
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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:19,
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Is nize
But makes my head hurt.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:20,
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argh!!
that makes my eyes itch!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:20,
archived )
Porky Pig's let himself go
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:20,
archived )
arf!
but it is a rather rakish 'tache!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:23,
archived )
Does it say
"Thats all folks"?
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:21,
archived )
Before eating their intestines
(
PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:22,
archived )
I think it's got stuck on
"Th-th-th...th-th-th-th...th-th-th-th-th-th-....th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-....th-th-th-th-th-....th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th....th-th-th-th-th-th-th..."
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:24,
archived )
hahahahhaha
proper lollage :)
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:26,
archived )
Th-th-th-th-th-that's lysergic acid diethylamide, folks!
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:23,
archived )
Yow!
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:48,
archived )
come with us now, on our five year journey through time and space, to seek out the new worlds and new civilizations of the Mighty Boosh
It took me nearly three minutes in Paint but the idea wouldn't wait.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:09,
archived )
i go by many names
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:10,
archived )
yup!
'nings jobby! =D
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:12,
archived )
*growls*
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:13,
archived )
*quacks*
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:13,
archived )
*wafts*
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:16,
archived )
*passes out*
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:16,
archived )
*sexes*
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:18,
archived )
*opens one eye*
*closes again*
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:19,
archived )
Some call me...
mystical Tim! Fiiiind him in a bush! Others call me...Micky-9 the Force Boy..
(
ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:10,
archived )
Some call me
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaahaaahaa Smith.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:11,
archived )
Some call me
the fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. Never understood that one.
(
ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:12,
archived )
I don't know, but it might be "Sod off"
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:12,
archived )
In a play I did for GCSE
I quoted The Mighty Boosh. They asked me my name, so naturally...
(
ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:13,
archived )
... you shot them and buried their curséd bodies in a shallow grave?
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:17,
archived )
No.
(
ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:40,
archived )
Wow
Janet has let herself go a bit.
(
Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce #afteryoumydearalfonseisanonce ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:10,
archived )
Racist.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:12,
archived )
\o/
I'm thinking of taking up Van Desario as my stage surname.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:12,
archived )
do it
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:12,
archived )
^This
But spelt properly.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:13,
archived )
^That
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:13,
archived )
Is it Van Desario
Van Des Ario Van De Sario or what?
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:14,
archived )
Van Disarzio
I think *googles* yup.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:14,
archived )
Google agrees, you are the winner.
*kisses cheek* prize, innit.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:15,
archived )
Woo!
\o/
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:16,
archived )
*needs a ciggie so badly*
13 minutes till I can really go for one. COME ON HALF PAST.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:17,
archived )
I'm going to go for one now while my chief minion is off seeing someone
and doesn't see me while she's trying to give up.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:19,
archived )
You're nice to her!
8 minutes....
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:22,
archived )
But spell it
QWstriKfNNNNN47.5p(t)fnyom (Rt'd)
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:16,
archived )
It's definitely one of my better ideas.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:13,
archived )
pffft!
my mum has signed up for the london bash!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:12,
archived )
Your mum will sign up to anything for 50p.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:13,
archived )
*slaps*
=)
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:14,
archived )
I love it when you play naughty.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:18,
archived )
*orders rohypnol*
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:14,
archived )
*Hopes its for his drink*
(
Goatse not a comedy account ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:16,
archived )
he won't need that...
;)
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:17,
archived )
True
I am a slag
(
Goatse not a comedy account ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:27,
archived )
really?
come down to my celler... i have something to... show.. you.. BWAHAHAHAHA!!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:29,
archived )
bless, looking after her boy while he's in the big city.
i tend to get on rather well with mums.
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:18,
archived )
is a good way?
or in a 'I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!' way? =D
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:22,
archived )
- like a house on fire
"lots of people screaming and running away"
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:26,
archived )
hahaha!!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:30,
archived )
One or another of the Pratchett books.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:37,
archived )
never read pratchett
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:38,
archived )
Is that a statement
or advice?
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:46,
archived )
tis a statement.
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:52,
archived )
all good.
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:38,
archived )
maybe i'll tell her not to come now...
=D
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:40,
archived )
ivesm?
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:22,
archived )
hahaha!!
no, chumpchop!she isn't an Ives, she remarried...
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:24,
archived )
doorhead
?
(
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:12,
archived )
It is the Door of Kukundu
which can only be gained through becoming wise, by going to the mountains and studying under a master. You can't just get one at B & Q.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:14,
archived )
hahaha
excellent. have a Mighty WOO!
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:13,
archived )
To boldly go
(
tiberiusgracchus saving the world since; ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:02,
archived )
Haha!
p.s. needs more compo
(
DogHorse plop ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:03,
archived )
hahaha
good
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:03,
archived )
NYOM! can I just slot this in here?
(
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:04,
archived )
Brilliant!
:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:06,
archived )
arf!
(
DogHorse plop ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:06,
archived )
Hahah yes!
(
ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:07,
archived )
simply splendid
*clicks also arf! to tiberius
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:08,
archived )
hahaha!!
excellent!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:11,
archived )
Hahahahahahahaaaa
*click*
(
Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:33,
archived )
Hahahah
(
ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:05,
archived )
hehehe :)
Let me pea all over this, since I posted my entry far too late last night :( :D
(
Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce #afteryoumydearalfonseisanonce ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:07,
archived )
hahaha!!
ready the bonio torpedo's!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:09,
archived )
Pffft
:)
(
XLVII .uk ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:16,
archived )
nicely
(
Victor Meldrew ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:18,
archived )
Hahahaha!
Like the 'tasche
(
Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:38,
archived )
*pffft*
:D
(
Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:34,
archived )
Good Morning Everyone!
Did you all have a lovely Bank Holiday Weekend? Look at the bigger one. I done a spring cleaning. All my springs are shiny now.
(
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:48,
archived )
:)
I'm super, thanks for askingalthough I'm w*rking
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:49,
archived )
I has no cleaning
Flatmates have buggered off leaving stacks of washing up No chance im gonna do it
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:50,
archived )
1. open window
2. throw said items out of it 3. .... 4. profit!
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:00,
archived )
haha
I'll leave them to fester and when said flatmates get back from their hitch-hike to estonia they can face my wrath
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:02,
archived )
Put them in the offender's bed
unwashed and under the duvet...
(
Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world. ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:03,
archived )
theres 3 offenders -
and I still am living in the haus Dont really wanna spread the smell all over the place
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:10,
archived )
that anteater gives me the fear/horn*
*delete as appropriate. also, this is woosome and deserves to become a mini-series but not a shite bandwagon.
(
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:50,
archived )
Would.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:53,
archived )
the panda?
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:54,
archived )
*panders*
(
ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:55,
archived )
*ponders*
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:59,
archived )
*paranoids*
(
ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:59,
archived )
*bongos*
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:00,
archived )
*dances*
(
Ysol ab abl blap ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:15,
archived )
Is that Cockweasle?
(
ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:51,
archived )
Anthony is a pirate.
His earring is proof.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:52,
archived )
anthony is the one on the right
(
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:54,
archived )
Don't you repress me.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:00,
archived )
Anthony...
...is on the right. He paid £35 for that introduction, too. Apparently she "likes ants".
(
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:54,
archived )
How do you know?
Eh? Eh? Ahhhhh! Gotcha! Bwahahahaha! *disappears*
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:00,
archived )
nings
I did a lot of sleeping and now I have a busy day of sorting things out that I should have sorted out while I was sleeping
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:54,
archived )
It was excellent, thank you sir.
However the mere fact that it was rather than is fills me with distress.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:54,
archived )
you must be looking at it from the wrong day
try looking at it from last Thursday :P
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:59,
archived )
Oh don't taunt me so, that's hardly fair.
At least you're at home!
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:00,
archived )
this is undeniably true
but hey, 4-day week for you I've got 16 hours of French motorways to look forward to :(
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:03,
archived )
Oooh take me take me take me.
I'm good on long journeys.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:05,
archived )
heheh
it's mostly fantastically dull except the enormo Millau viaduct
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:08,
archived )
It's so preferable.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:11,
archived )
Over the valley of the River Tam!
The mental one from Firefly! Cor, I'd drive over her valley...
(
Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen. ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:28,
archived )
yours sounds like aardvark to me
i did bugger all with my customary aplomb.
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:00,
archived )
Which one
is Anthony? I can't work it out.
(
Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU! ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:08,
archived )
zpider
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:46,
archived )
GAH!
He's after me hot water! *scarpers*'ning and Woo! Rev!
(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:47,
archived )
ning
sir :)
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:56,
archived )
Speak of the devil!
I think he's ace, but mainly because HE'S IN A GLASS DOME
(
ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:47,
archived )
*nods*
We were hassled by eight large horses inna field on Saturday and when we were (only just) safely out of the field did TLH turn round and start patting them over the fence and saying how nice they were . . .
(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:49,
archived )
I once opened a gate with a pig behind it.
The pig went on a rampage and started trying to get out. I think it was the adrenaline alone that allowed my 8-year-old body to hold it off until my dad came to lock the gate again.
(
ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:52,
archived )
Giant Horse Spider!
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:53,
archived )
There was one of those in Spy Kids 2
(
ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:07,
archived )
hehehe
:)
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:56,
archived )
I now have "Post spider paranoia"
That awful feeling that they're crawling all over you :(
(
ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:00,
archived )
this is what's known as formication
with an m for mugabe
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:04,
archived )
Hahah what!?
(
ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:07,
archived )
I'm confused and I like it
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:47,
archived )
sounds about right!
:)
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:56,
archived )
You follow your threads until they scroll off too, so you may see my Q&D effort.
Woo, as always, Rev.
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:39,
archived )
Is this proof that dogs are better than cats..?
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:42,
archived )
It would be
were that not OBVIOUSLY a lie. ;-) woo!
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:43,
archived )
proof is not needed
we all know its fact Woo!
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:44,
archived )
I think I'm leaning towards this version of the truth...
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:52,
archived )
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:59,
archived )
We have a groovy kind of dog :D
His name is Groove, you see
(
ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:02,
archived )
Is your dog's television made of clingfilm?
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:04,
archived )
No, that's the "dogproofing" so stop him from going upstairs
The other dog is Jago. He left the other day.
(
ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:08,
archived )
why not let them go up
dogs love stairs - FACT!
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:11,
archived )
Because Groove, the little bugger, gets all excited and starts pissing everywhere.
Even if he's just been to the toilet in the garden.
(
ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:13,
archived )
exactly, the best thing about dogs
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:14,
archived )
He wee'd in my face last time we was upstairs.
It went right in my eye.
(
ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:42,
archived )
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:09,
archived )
Lies!
(
ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:14,
archived )
cats > dogs
Always..
(
tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero. ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:46,
archived )
no, it's proof that dogs are complete show-offs
it's proof that dogs are complete show-offswho demand attention the whole time whereas cats a just WAY COOL!
(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:46,
archived )
Hardly
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:46,
archived )
dogs for the win!!
'ning /relurks
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:47,
archived )
Yay for bed jumping! (thanks to Zank for the original bedjump flap source:)
(
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:48,
archived )
my friend's dog is scared of Nazis.
my flatmate bought a game for his PS3 called something like "Fall of liberty" in which the nazis invade new york. Don't buy the game, it's arse. It came with a free inflatable zeppelin though, and my friend's dog FEARS the zep like nothing on earth.
(
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:48,
archived )
this merely proves that cats travel faster than the speed of light
in the time the dumb dog has done one jump the cat has jumped, popped down the shops, done some ironing, had dinner, spent some time in the ceiling watching you wank, lolled and come back to the bed to taunt the dog. fact. also 'ning
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:58,
archived )
Morning g!
You know a great deal about cats. I didn't know any of those facts, now I feel stupid.
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:02,
archived )
get your facts straight in future
you know how pedantic the board can be.
(
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:05,
archived )
cat lovers will always claim that they're better.
while dog lovers know there is no need to proclaim dogs are better, they simply know it's true. besides, any real animal lover knows horses are best of all the animals anyway. or dinosaurs. oh, and a pearoast.
(
Mr. Johnson ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:38,
archived )
Professional Integrity vs. Self Preservation
(
bruised_blood has no bruises ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:13,
archived )
Hahaha, lovely.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:13,
archived )
*waves as you disappear behind a pile of work*
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:15,
archived )
Wotcher, help me please.
Come and whisk me away to where the coos are.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:17,
archived )
righto
*throws deep fried mars bar through window* come on fae, jump on the back of my stolen motorbike
(
Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:18,
archived )
\o/
bye fuckers! *is whisked away*
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:18,
archived )
in other news I done some dr who stuff
reposted from saturday
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:22,
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Phwoar, they're both mighty fine.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:26,
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why thank you kindly ma'am
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:30,
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I hate stupid people.
Hate them hate them hate them. I want to go home :-(
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:30,
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*hugs*
If you hate stupid people, what are you doing on bt3a on a tuesday?
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:32,
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Ahhhh, ta
Stupid b3tans I can handle, at least I get to laugh at putdowns if nothing else.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:35,
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Yeah, I see what you mean.
But at least you have less of a chance of having a spider on your foot in the shower when you're not at home. *whimpers*
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:37,
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I don't have a shower
but there is a family of spiders that like to go for a skate in my bath occasionally. I don't mind, I just take them out before I have one. They're lovely, they've got red leggies.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:40,
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This was one of those horrible black ones you usually find on the back of your bathroom door.
I can't stand spiders, I'm an arachnophobe :(
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:44,
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Embrace them.
I was scared of spiders when I was younger, so I got a tarantula.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:45,
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Tarantulas are fine,
but they're not spiders. They're tarantulas. Yes, they're still arachnids, but they are not all spindly and fucking nasty.
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:48,
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I'm scared of the hairy black british house spider.
they move wrong and it really messes me up. All other spiders are fine. I've held tarantulas, I love fat-bodied money spiders and the spindly legged slow ones, but not those speedy, hairy bastards.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:51,
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Money spiders are ace. The tiiiiiiny little black ones.
I like those. BUt only because they're so tiny. But I don't like the baby yellow ones, fuck no. I lost ALL of my popularity at school when a large spider made me stand up and scream in a whole-school assembaly when I was in year 5. I've been bullied ever since :(
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:54,
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All I was saying is it helped with my fear.
I'm aware of what they are due to owning them.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:51,
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Hahah yes sorry
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:55,
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morning Cap'n.
For why the stupid-people hating? I mean, I know why you'd hate them, I hate them too, but why mention it now?
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:38,
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I'm ranting.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:39,
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what have they done to you hon?
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:37,
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Been my client.
All 36000 can bloody piss off, I've had enough. Ah well, over 1/16 of the day gone.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:39,
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i know that feeling
my clients are all muppets too i'm one stupid question away from a killing spree
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:44,
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I feel that way.
I'm one incorrectly filled spreadsheet away from arson.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:45,
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I'm one killing spree away from asking a stupid question,
oddly enough. *likes that his job makes this a reasonable statement*
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:49,
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Woo!
Reading an article on Delia Derbyshire & co recently reminded me of this old chestnut:stablesound.co.uk/mp3/tardis_full.mp3 Unfortunately, Bovine's splendid animation seems to have disappeared. Perental Guidance: contains swears.
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DogHorse plop ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:27,
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:D
Nice! I gotta do the tardis soon myself.
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:35,
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Always the way.
Woo
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:14,
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Pffffffft!
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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB. ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:14,
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pffft
ace as ever
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:15,
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^this
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:22,
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hahaha!!!
aceness! can't stop, the bastards are making me w*rk! i'll be back.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:16,
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hahahahahaha!
*mutters something about fucking pikeys* W/Y/H!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:16,
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*mutters something about Melbournites*
OH! HAI ZANK!
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:34,
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haha
:)
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:17,
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hehehe
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DogHorse plop ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:21,
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Arf!
Nice one. Ning all!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:24,
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Hahaha
A lovely first thing too see! 'ningles all!
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XLVII .uk ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:30,
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Hahahah woo!
In other news: I just tried to have a shower but we had no hot water. So I looked down to make sure I didn't slip when getting out, AND THERE WAS A FUCKING SPIDER ON MY FOOT! AAARGH
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:31,
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bastard spiders hogging all the hot water
Grrr!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:36,
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thats one funky
hat
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:37,
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ta, it's quite old
it's quite old
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:39,
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Im not normally up this early
dont get to see these things stupid having to wait for post for flatmates
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:41,
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I would still be in bed if I could sleep.
I'm awaiting a letter from Killerkitti, and it's about the only exciting thing that's happening these last few days. :(
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:45,
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Todays Sesame Street
has been brought to you using the letter N which was brought to you by KillerKitti
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:48,
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hahaha
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:48,
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Along with the numbers 6 and 4
Aahh! Aahh! Aahh!
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:49,
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Im only up cos he's ordered a vinyl
and it wont fit through the letterbox And he's gone off bumming it to estonia
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:48,
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Hahahah
at least I'm waiting for something awesome and just for me.
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:49,
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Yes, the cunt.
'Ning sir, and lovely hat :D
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:38,
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Bloody excellent!
:)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:47,
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Brilliant!
:) *click*
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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:35,
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I can't get over how professional this is
it's stunning. :D
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hexachordal la la la la la ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:50,
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CFB
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:07,
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Is pretty!
Oh my, I'm going to be busy today. I'm indulging in the one quiet period I'll probably have today.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:13,
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When would that be? Now when no one is in the office?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:15,
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Now when I've got both new starters reading info.
Nice quiet children.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:16,
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Give them more info!
or introduce them to b3ta
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:48,
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Pretty indeed
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:14,
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Lully!
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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB. ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:15,
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sorry about thread deleteion it were broke
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:04,
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That's what these kids said, punk.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:14,
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And we all thought it was "just a wee bunny"...
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:15,
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Hehe
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:20,
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HAHAHA
Now I want to go to the Castle of Aaaaaaargh
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:30,
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Castle Anthrax, surely!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:34,
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Anthrax I Say!
I'd forgotten its name. But that doesn't really matter because i'm spending too much time bringing out my dead.
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:53,
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Actually,
The person that wrote that post above has just been sacked.
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:54,
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As a cost cutting measure the above poster has been replaced by a pantomime horse.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:05,
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*makes noises with empty coconuts*
:)
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:10,
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Now go and get me a shrubbery
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:10,
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the cat just 'et it!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:11,
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Its OK, we understand.
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:16,
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Yo Nippy!
EDIT: I'm sure that was a deleted scene from The Brady Bunch
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:17,
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He Bargey
just found this "glumbert" site. Nice to watch random vids with no buffering issues. Check this out www.glumbert.com/media/iraqiroad
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:21,
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I can empathize with the tank driver
I have this problem each day I drive to work and avoid the potholes.
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:30,
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That child is just asking for a kicking
Such an annoying head
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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB. ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:37,
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THIS
let's get kicking
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:39,
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:43,
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\o/
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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB. ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:46,
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\0/
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:47,
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Kick it hard
People should make more of an effort to rid the world of bastards
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:54,
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B A R G Y !
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:03,
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ZANK!!!
Welcome back!! How've you been sir?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:05,
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iza binlurkin
sort of - been playing way to much COD4! Edit: all this star trik is freaking me out man!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:09,
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Nice to meet you Bin Lurkin
My name is Iza Bin Fartin. I've never been a fan of the Trek. But this compo has been more amusing than the last few.
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:12,
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You better keep your head, little girl...
or you won?t know where I am. CFB
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Pho3nixius ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 7:58,
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hahahahahhahahahahah
excellent!!!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:00,
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Hahaha
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DogHorse plop ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:01,
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hahaha
*enclickens* :D
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amon - hooray :D ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:04,
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HAHAHA
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:09,
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excellent
is it 280 wide? *goes nuts clicking* Edit: it's where it belongs! congrats.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:11,
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*click*
Arf.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:15,
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That's top woo!
'ning my easter bunnies!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:38,
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hahahahha
bloody brill!! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 8:46,
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Ace!
I love the leg...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:00,
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quite humorous
but i hope all three get bad aidz lolza! zoidberg agrees ^w^
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The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:14,
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Hahah fucking hell
I wish!
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ClanSoul ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:38,
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woo unt grats
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:40,
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hahaha
top notch
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 9:58,
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[top shop!]
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DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra! ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:17,
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ha!
quality stuff
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mutated monty ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 10:48,
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Hey you!
Do an animation of Lenny Henry sticking a Premier Travel Inn up his arse or something.
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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:32,
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Queastion
That is a leg flying at the screen when the head explodes isn't it?
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semi pro : explorer ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 12:09,
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No...
It's a prosthesis! And it's bloody brilliant! 10.10
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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot. ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 12:29,
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Brilliant
Woo Yay
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 12:26,
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Really
Fucking brilliant :)
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Monty Propps ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:39,
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The expression on his face is what makes it!
woo!
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thistle ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:38,
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A touch of
twisted fucked up genius. extra points for the leg.
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1! ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:20,
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ha ha!
excellent stuff! (the BBC cut the exploding head when this was shown on telly!)
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Tue 25 Mar 2008, 22:10,
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teh BBC showed it?
what's that about then? I'm surprised they want to associate with b3ta after getting goatsed!
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thistle ,
Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:01,
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I refer, of course,
to the ST:TNG episode... :D
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Wed 26 Mar 2008, 22:03,
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Wow an FP™ !
I am honored and humbled. I really should stop lurking so much and devote time and effort to the fine arts here.
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Pho3nixius ,
Wed 26 Mar 2008, 7:04,
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Woo!
nice
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noodle monkey the cheese junky ,
Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:37,
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i thought it was ann coulter at first
well done!
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:02,
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