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makes you want to go out and do evil things..just to get caught.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

Oh cock the fuck off dear boy

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

oh I'm sorry your majesty..

Just thought a nice pair of tits would help the day pass by, but obviously you're as bent as Michael Barrymore at a pool party..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

is he less bent when he's not at a pool party?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

Its something about water

and parties

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

I haven't called someone "bent" since I was 12

and I wasn't even entirely sure of the full implications at that point.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)

bent.. the sheer fact I say that word is a joke in itself..I am not trying to offend anyone that is blatantly obvious!

I could have easily said what a bunch of cunts..which is more harsh. But really, what one person likes or thinks is funny can be totally different to anyone else. You could post a picture of your nan on here.. but I wouldn't tell you to fuck off..I guess thats what makes us different.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

I think you would get less people telling you to fuck off

if:
1. your picture had any humour in it
2. you had spent any time on it
3. it didn't make you look like a retard who lists the Daily Sport amongst his favourite books.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

Mr.men are my favourite actually..

keep them comin.. *rolls eyes*

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

I hear M. Khan is bent

I read it somewhere.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

You might like to consider that some of the other users work with bosses

Who don't appreciate such sentiment.

Also - if one wants such a view - they're amply available elsewhere on the interwebs.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

lol..oh ffs

there is far more offensive stuff on b3ta.. bad language etc. etc.

Anyone who finds the image offensive, please complain and get it deleted.. lol christ and while you're at it, go bathe in your superiority..and amaze at your own mellifluous tones... take a chill pill guys, its a 2 second job with big baps in it.. *rolls eyes*

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

HEEHEEHEE YOU'RE A CUNT

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)

but the point is (and its something I've had drilled into me)

if you know its shit, why push someone elsess work off the bottom of the board?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)

Way to gain friends and influence people.

Fucktard.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

I don't want to influence anyone.. unlike yourself.

wow..I really can't believe you are trying to "influence" people.. man thats sad.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

Funny AND well read

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

Yes, yes I am

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

I'm just funny and well

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

It was a cultural reference. I didn't really expect you to understand.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

yes.. sorry let me bow before he who knows it all..

jeez..give me a break..lol

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

COCK PISS SQUIRTY FUCK TITS

only from a distance, that doesn't look like porn

and won't get you sacked from work

show some common sense

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

Take a chill pill?

Good grief, people don't really say that do they?

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

The thing is that

That ISN'T a nice pair of tits.
It's an overinflated fake pair of plastic beachballs stuffed up some slapper's teeshirt.
Not nice.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

they're not nice tits

and your logic suggests that your mummy would ban you from after-school activities if she found out you were looking at such pictures. Grow up, and fuck off while you're at it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

???

What part of that message was supposed to be offensive to me? oh dear, is that the best you can do?

rofl

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)

I wasn't trying to be offensive

I just found it sad that an adult accuses someone of being "bent" for not thinking your pic of an orange tart with big boobs is a stroke of genius. Jog on, cunt.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

lol.. oh my god.. you lot take things way too seriously

who said it was genius.. not me.. sorry is this site called "Geniuses only".. pfft. *rolls eyes*

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

I was talking about your reaction to the criticism of your post

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

*amazed*.. =O

so.. "fuck off" and "cunt" are critiscism now !!

hahaha

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

I'd call them rather blunt criticisms, yes.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

On the other hand...

you could argue that it is marginally better than another round of 50ft women posts-couldn't you?

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

Yes, it probably is.

But he seems to have kicked off this argument by being a bit of an arse.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)

well I don't think you were likely to receive any constructive artistic criticism

so accept "fuck off" and "cunt" as criticisms of your post and your general demeanour. You might want to try posting on ebaumsworld and /b/, you'll get plenty of lulz for your shite there.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

my general demeanour !!

I'm not the one calling people cunt and telling them to fuck off..

You are like one of the "regulars" at a pub in the middle of nowhere that gives daggers to anyone different entering what they consider "their" place..

Do you hide in bushes outside the school at playtime too ? lol

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

yawn

I don't consider it my place. just giving you my opinion.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

Yes. It's not you. It's everyone else who is in the wrong.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)

It's a place you're supposed to make pictures which are funny, or in some cases artistic.

If we want to see tits, then there are other sites which cater to that.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

Ok point taken.

There are lots of different types of art though. And we all see things differently. What one person flushes, another places on their mantle.. This has totally blown out of proportion. You don't actually even see the tits for cryin out loud !

lol.. *shakes his head*

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

are you suggesting that what you have done there was "art"?

or just a pic you found on an image search for "big tits" and then wrote on?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

LOL.. oh for f*cks sake..

you are joking right ?

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)

My Bed

by Tracy Emin was shortlisted for the Turner Prize in 1999. Not what I'd call art, but each to their own I guess.

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)

Was that the one where she got a picture of a bed and wrote something on it with ms paint?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

LOL!

No, she just got up from her flee pit and got a removal van to move it to a gallery.
Not much more effort gone into that either which was my point really.
Just observing is all ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

Oh no stop it.. my sides are splitting..

Have you thought about a career in stand up comedy?

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

you're 12 aren't you?

Someone elses post who probably spent a bit of time on it got knocked off the board because your random unfunny unimaginative unattractive piece of crap

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w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)

Oh dear. You've started calling people on a message board 'YOU LOT'

Do you see? Please feel free to leave now.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

lol.. strange man.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

What the fuck are you?

Seriously?
www.b3ta.com/board/8264918

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

Oh FFS.

At least post something with some effort in it. Jesus...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

Tom Cruise

does not appruise

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

i'm at college and have others looking at my screen

thank god its not worse

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

do some work then

(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)

1.) Go and lie down for a bit

2.) Think of something funny

3.) Spend at least half an hour drawing/shopping it

4.) THEN come back and post . . .
and I'll give you a shiny Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

*clicks*

i like this

:) pfffffffft

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

oh dear God

bunker time. tea of coffee?

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The Tig and me, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

it's those special thoughtful nazi moments we all miss

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHH

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

hahah, this is great :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

ha ha!

there's too many of them!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

chunk...

you've switched off your truffle shuffle,what's wrong?

(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

The thing about nice tits on the internet is

that there are already plenty of sites that cater to that market.

We can all go to google image search if we want to see anything.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

I didn't know today was "Can't be arsed Tuesday"

Blah.

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Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

EVERY day

is "Can't be arsed Tuesday".

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

OH,

I GET IT!

BOOBIES. AND SUPERMAN.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

does it?

they're revolting.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

Oh dear

b3ta.com/questions/voyeurism/post93410

Oh dear, oh dear...

(ccc, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

"I stood there like a chinese man staring at the sun"

What the fuck does that mean?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)

old chinese proverb

"the man who stares into the sun, will be the one to be a tiresome troll"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

The sad thing

is that the story ages him as at least mid-20s, rather than being a trolling teenager.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

Well,

I enjoyed it.

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gazz, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

Okay.

b3ta.com/questions/post121269
"slitty eyed twats."
"a group of gippo lads "

hmmmm
don't bother replying.

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)

ignore all the haters

b3ta needs more of this

(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

gonna drill you suckah!

/i got 7 kids to feed

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

*prod*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

no, i'm the King of Hats

Prod is the one with big orange googly eyes!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

excellent! have a pea

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

What on earth?

A well done and relevant compo entry? Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

Braw!

top stuff!
heehee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

top drawer stuff

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

what are you doing in my drawers!?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

But is it electric?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

pfffft

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

Fun at the local pool.. sorry its pathetic.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

Seams its bindun.

Over and over and over and over.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

^this with brass shiny ones

so i will use this opportunity to whore myself again

www.cafepress.com/bedlamshire

/shameless

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

The first one doesn't work. That's the one I wanted

I would have bought it too.
Never mind.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

how do you mean it doesn't work?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

There was a green one to start with.

Now it's gone...

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

like a Monkey with a miniature cymbal?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)

FFS

*goes back to work*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

GTFO!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

lol its garry glitter....

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

Topical

like Anusol.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

OH,

I GET IT!

ITS GARY GLITTLER. AND CHILDREN.

SEE?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

I got bored at work and ended up with this

thought I'd share

(That Random Guy, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

a young demon jumping over the fence to the creepy castle?

nice smudge work.

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0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

PARP

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Erm...

I just dun this:

CF readable

Does that make us even?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

Version 3

Opinions please... which version works best?
Version 1 : Version 2
Edit: Thanks all, I'm going with version 3 I think.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

Version 3

Version 1 is slightly creepy.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

I agree with this

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

I agree with That

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

I'm not.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

I likes number 3 the bestest.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

This one is my favourite.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

This ones

a goodun

(sludgebucket, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

i like them all

but #1 is best. moody.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

I reckon I'll probably go with #3 though.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

ooh, quelle mysterieuse!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

I think version two with a simplified face, like in the other versions.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

WATE I MENT VERSION 1 NOT TWO.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

OMFG

MY MI ARTZ IS RUNED

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

SHIT SORRY ABOUT THAT.

THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T BECOME A JOURNALIST:

I ONCE SHOUTED STOP PRESS AND IT COST A MILLION DOLLARS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

I like them all, but number 2

but number 2gets my vote for bestest
have 3 Woos!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

i wasn't copying you or anything!

*shields answers*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

i like version 2 best

apart from the mouth

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

I don't like her hat..

however its a fine piece of artwork mate, congratz.. version 2 got my vote

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

Odd-Fish breaks the Fourth Wall.

Click for readable.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

smashing

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

Very good.

That is great. Woo.

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Mod Edit, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Top drawer!

i like it even more due to watching something cool about octopussies last night on teh telly!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

Yay!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

*reaches for towel*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

hahaha!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

BUGLES

OH... in the park and everything.

How embarassing. But... bugles are exciting though? Right?

(sludgebucket, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

I see the ebay naked reflection!

*fears*

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

Surely

He's too old to be blowing Gary Glitter!

(The_Judderman, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

the shitter?

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

I don't think I want to be in his gang

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

it'll be a scat gang

*bokes*

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

2 pre-pubescent girls, 1 bugle

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

heh

*gets ready to punch firefox*

stop jumping about stupid firefox!!! Grr

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

I'm using the new Beta5 version of FF3

It's quite smashing.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

yes, I tried that, much faster

but my extensions THAT I WILL DIE WITHOUT mostly don't work on it

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

don't suppose either of you two

can tell me why firefox is no longer caching my images can you?

it's making b3ta bloody slow as it loads EVERY image including icons and post icons every time it loads.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

Dedication's what you need

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

...oh... and a lung transplant

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

hohoho!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

If it were a sound,

I'm sure it'd be the most beautiful sound I ever heard....

(sludgebucket, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

Mardy bum...

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Ninj, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

the ending of that film makes me angrier than you can possibly know.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

good - your hate makes you powerful

soon you're journey to Middlesboro will be complete.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

The slightly rubbish nature of that film

makes me slightly perturbed and ultimately a little more disappointed in humanity as a whole.

Cloverfield rocked arse, however.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

I have seen nothing but good films recenetly

I've been like a the good luck bear of the cinema going experience.

Not long ago I saw THERE WILL BE BLOOD, which is possibly the best serious real acting film I've ever seen. At the weekend I saw Grindhouse... if you haven't seen it - see it!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

Oo, I saw Planet Terror

this week. It were indeed ace. I saw Death Proof a while back. It wasn't as good as Planet Terror, though. Too much doing nothing in between the car chases.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

Planet terror... YEs

Death Proof... nah

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

really? I verrily enjoyed them both -- and the trailers.

I saw Deathproof when it was released by itself and thought it was very good... I like the idling slightly embarrasing Tarantino dialogue and obsessive shots of women's feet legs and asses...

but, yes, planet Terror was incredible -- it just kept getting better and better and better.

I can't wait for Machete

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

I just found it soooooo self-indulgent.

It had moments, as all his stuff does, and Kurt Russell was excellent.

But... he needs to stop wanking and go back to making films.

They're doing Werewofl Women as well, which I'll think I'll miss, as I've yet to see a Rob Zombie movie yet that I've enjoyed

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

I agree - the whole concept was self indulgent ... but everything since Jackie Brown has been

I haven't seen Kurt Russell in a film I like him in since forever, so I thought that was incredible... and the last 15 minutes is pure excellence. I found the whole thing very very funny

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

Well, it was a very well made film

but they pointlessly deviated from the plot of the book, which did indeed give me the annoyances.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

To be honest with them next to each other and all,

it sounds more like a cah-razy show inwhich people who have little interest or ability in blacksmithing are forced to blacksmith.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

That reminds me, has this been done yet?

(Probably has, so I'll pop it in this thread, like a good boy)

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

alice krige

cfb | wallpaper (1280x1024)

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

Beauuuutiful.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

in every single way

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

North by North West 7, occassionally 8 later, good,

falling slowly

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

Dogger, 4

Falling Viking Kirk Douglas

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

/dogs

'Lo Freebs!

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

'lo Brain Agriculture

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

Comarty Flomarty, cylonic severed Gail's 9,

moderate or good, rising quickly

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

Kirk Douglas Dogging in his Forties

Veering severe gale 9, Tyne, Fisher, bite a German, Good. Bite him again. 4 or 5, occasionally 6 later, falling is good.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

Terry Christian, Bad accent rising 7

Bite that German again, westerly 6.

Harsh.

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

Lundy Sole FitzRoy (formerly Finisterre), Fred Astaire

clip clippery clop on the stair, above average to not bad occasionally nice later. 1 bottle of Ardbeg, drinking slowly.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

Falling under the table later

Hangover rising, Hair of the Dogger towards Morning

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

Left Utsire, Right Utsire, fishing

waves, boats and seaweed, good, sinking bad, occasionally good later. Cyclonic very severe gale 10, driving poor, island of the nakend topless ladies, fair to good ocassional table.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

Is Kirk Douglas still alive?

I imagine him being wheeled into an anteroom, on life-support, watching his aged son Michael through a two-way mirror, watch Catherine Zeta Jones undress through a two-way mirror.

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

while someone watches him through a two way mirror?

... mirrors all the way down.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

All Kirk Douglas' activities are monitored by

CCTV and Donal McIntyre dressed as a masssuese.

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

I'm looking through a 2 way mirror

I can see this happening right now

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

I'd never noticed that mirror on the back wall of the board

... does Rob live on the other side of it ... aroused by his internet achievements... "that's right - you're a baaad puerile digital arts community aren't you..."

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

I'll come, Fran.

Do you hear me? I'll come. Just say and I'll come, Fran....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

Dan?

Dan!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

Oh he's not heard me.....

DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

DAN!!

DAN!

Dan!

DAN!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

hello?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

Hello Dan

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

hello sweetpea

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Is this some form of mutant cabbage?

Talking of cabbages, I'm just off to read my Solaris 9 book that's just arrived. Solaris 9 is the future!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

star trek first contact

my only trek film

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

I thought one was OK,

but then I was put off watching the rest because of the one with the ewoks in it. I didn't bother with the later ones.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

Silly.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

bloody excellent!

ohhh!
do Darth Maul!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

oh, that's a good idea.

i might do freddy krueger too.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

She has hair that can be latched on to a pole.

I see this as a positive.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

THOM YORKE HAS HAIR

YOU FUCK

I just spazzed back to my last post last night.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

HE'S TOTALLY BALDING AND THAT IS THE COOL THING TO BE DOING.

HE IS SOME SORT OF MOTHERFUCKING ZEITGEIST.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

Evil biatch!

Although Data didn't mind a bit.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

he's such a slaaaaaaaag!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

^ this.

he had that tasha yar and all, the dirty little robot

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

Ooh cool!

I met her a couple of years ago.
She had more hair

(

Weetobix, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

i met her once, incredibly briefly

she smiled at me and i smiled at her in a manner that suggested that i recognised her but wasn't going to make a big fuss about it. i was the model of cool restraint.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

well, Borger me! That's grand!

Borger me! That's grand! Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

The last word in fast paced video game action.

(

Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

I know why we never go to Ravensholme now . . .

they shower you with salt!
PARP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

Oooooooooooooooooooh the people.

So. Many. People.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

and they

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall gaaaw 'and in 'and

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

'and in 'and froo their

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

Oh I see,

I thought that was a line from the game, now I understand, Blur and all that.

(

Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

Yes.

And of course Woo to your picture of Garden Freeman too.

See what I did there?

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

hahaha!

I shell ignore that . . .
Braw!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

Stop (hedge)hogging the limelight!

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

hahaha

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

very woo

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

Begone zombie goasts!

(

Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

Yes!

Gordon Freesnail! I urge you to do a series of these, lets see the man in the suit as a slug, summat like that?

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

Gman is obviously

more like some kind of nasty lurking spider thing.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

indeed

the scientists would be the slugs

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

Oo, nice!

/likes

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

Cor! Thissun's a bit ripe! *holds nose*

de-RIS

Tee hee! I'm not sorry! AND I'LL NEVER STOP!!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

spang

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

...

I know you said earlier today that you were now spang-immune, but...

*SPANG!*

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

Jeepers!

That pun reeks.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

like the three-week old

stilton that I stuffed behind the radiator
Mmmmm!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

HAhahaa

I hate opticians!

WOo Sir!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

I ex-specced-ed someone to say that

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

eye bet you did

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Shall we stop

before the puns get cornea? I RIS-ign
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

I sus-spec you are getting lazy

FOCUS!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

Groan!

*spangs*
:)

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

Ooof! And Owch!

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

tee hee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

Good God!

*Uberspang*

(

Weetobix, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

hehe

There's a Greg's the Baker (that I sometimes go into on my lunch break) that is next door to Specsavers.
Every time I go in, I have to fight the temptation to try and book a sight test (with a straight face).

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

Greggs?

Horses LURVE teh cheese and um-yum pasties! They can't wait for them to cool!
HOO HOO HA HA HA!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

greggs is shit

the food is shit

the staff can't count (multiple stores have fucked up my change)

fuck greggs!

fuck it!

I feel sad now :(

/greggs blog

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

sayers ftw

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

I have no sayers in my vicinity or locale

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

you southern?

arse, i had loads of greater thans which it took for tags and deleted half my post

ARSE

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

oh god oh god oh god teh punnage

*runs amok with knives*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

*dies a little inside*

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

this!

HAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA1!!!!!!!!

(i'm an optician)

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

(jackanapes, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

Borg Coffee versus Death Star Tea

No photoshop skills or animals were harmed in this production.

(Animalhybrid, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

Starbucks is NOT real coffee.

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Aenesis, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

what?

they don't use roasted and ground beans and boiling water to make a drink?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

Starbucks

only exists for those people who want to be seen as intellectual. Claiming that Starbucks coffee is nice is like claiming that McDonalds make Michelin Star food!

/rant

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Aenesis, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

McDonalds make michelin men people

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

good enough

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

did i claim it was nice?

although it is drinkable, it's certainly cheap tat.
it's still "real coffee" although the same can't be said for mcdonalds' food

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

It is real coffee and mcdonalds food is anything but food.

I agree.

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Aenesis, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

mcdonald's food might not be nice food

but it really is food.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

if you can identify the animal it comes from

i shall award you a shiny penny

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

Starbucks = Chavbucks

I was particularly amused to find out that in America Starbucks is considered a premium brand, with the aim to make "up market" coffee shops where successful people go for relaxation between important meetings and/or medical discoveries, etc, etc.

I think they've slightly missed the mark as the last time I went into one there was piss all over the floor and chavs fighting

(alright, not quite true but it was pretty unpleasant, none the less)

(netpixie you should reconsider your life choices., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)

it is brown secretions milked from the saggy skinfolds of poor people

er

and a slight tj: anyone know any good companies that do nice bespoke presentation folders, in a thick cardboard or even wood?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

I could do a CGI one if it's for a virtual meeting

alternatively
www.tsl.net/Services/

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

You could try these guys...

Used them before for card based media. Good quality stuff but getting the stereo made up for cutting may be a little pricey if you're only producing a small batch. :)

EDIT: A link would help :)

www.dssmith.uk.com

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

True

But tea can't even beat hot milk. How poor is that?

(Animalhybrid, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

bokes

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

Hot milk is nice,

only if it has lots of chocolate added.

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Aenesis, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

Hot milk ends up tasting like rancid cheese.

There are plenty of kinds of rancid cheese. Hot milk is one of them in MY world.

(sludgebucket, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Oddly brilliant.

Very oddly, mind you...

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

(

Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

No,

I'll have a tea instead please hehe

(sludgebucket, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

LIES!!

You want coffee!
DRINK THIS DELICIOUS SHAKING COFFEE!

(

Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

yay!

(

The Tig and me, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

Your mum

(

Joliet, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

The answer has to be tea, tea being the victor and having wiped out the coffee hordes.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

coffee whores?

pardon?

(

The Tig and me, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Stephen Fry has children?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

He has anything in trousers ive heard

but then im deaf

(

The Tig and me, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

I thought that, too.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

Stephen Fry's Sperm

must be harvested for the good of mankind.

(

Joliet, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

MILK HIM!

its the only answer

(

The Tig and me, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

How nice of you to volunteer

You can take this bucket, this rubber glove and a magazine called "Norfolk Weekly" to help him on his way.

(

Joliet, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

Righto m'am

it'll look like a bucket of wallpaper paste by the time ive finished with him

will you be drinking it straight away or saving it for later?

(

The Tig and me, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

You may like it with ice and a slice

but I'm going to save it and make panacotta with it.

(

Joliet, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

err

If you like to throw your shit outside,
Make it fly in an arc that is wide.
Use this method
and see
the shit land
liberally
Faecal defenestration aside.

(pikey, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

try posting this on /talk instead

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

What did we do to deserve this?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

ok!

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

Ahahaha

(

__, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

hahaha, great

(

mongychops, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

In the words of Carrie Bradshaw,

"Me likey."

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

Ahahaha!

Fantastic! This deserves much more replies!

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)

hahaha

/likes

also: it goes well with the theme from Log (tm)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H03PyhbRjSY

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)

thanks!

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

HAHAHA FAT!

(

__, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

What a shit thing to see upon logging in!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

This has been duely noted.

(

Aenesis, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

this is relevant to our earlier converstaion.

new post error?

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

hyah hyah hyah

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

ha ha

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

HAHAA!!

sounds like a good party!

(

Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

5 years?

FUCK OFF & READ THE FAQ

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

YOU ARE A FUTURE WINNER.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

Run!

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

err

there lives a young man called john,
who used to dance with applomb,
until one day,
to his dismay,
he realised it was a plum.

(

clorey mcnuggety, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

any spelling mistakes?

(

The BrownHaze, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

Row, row, row your boat

gently down the stream
belts off
trousers down
isn't life a scream?

WOOF!

(

Joliet, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

Row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
belts off
trousers down
you have 20 seconds to comply

(

The BrownHaze, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

*panics*

I don't have a belt!

(

Joliet, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

hahahaha

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

I wrote "defenstrate" earlier when I meant "defenestrate"

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

*waits for hobocop*

(Jokel, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

i hate

university (the work side anyway)... pfft

(

MR. ALLERNO C'est woo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

Zig!

of zignzag minus zoggabongs

(pikey, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

actually....

now that u mention it, probably some repressed memories secretly escaping or something

(

MR. ALLERNO C'est woo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

Well drop out and get a job then,

you lazy, work-shy blaggard.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

Try getting a job

I'd have loved to go to university (had to go out and get a real job though), you should appreciate it instead of fucking whining.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

i've

got a job :P
..its not too bad i suppose, just need to work at it

(

MR. ALLERNO C'est woo, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

you complain about your job all the time

can people who can't find a job come and have a go at you?

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

If they like.

They won't be able to get very far without a keycard though. If they complain in an eloquent enough way I may give them a job.

Sorry, I just hear people whining because they have the chance to go on to higher learning and I feel very sad about that as I didn't have the choice, I had to start earning money to help support my family after my father was left unable to work after almost dying several times. So for me it's like a millionaire complaining they have nowhere to store their cash. I would count myself as LUCKY.

Edit: actually, I'm not sorry. Not in the slightest.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

Bring back national service and flogging

that'll teach 'em

not sure what itll teach 'em but we will enjoy it

(

The Tig and me, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

you came to the wrong place to whine about being young and having it easy

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

Is there such a place?

*mourns lost youth*

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

This one is dedicated to Hanke

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)

said the actress to the archbishop.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)

I think I've completely missed the point of this week's compo

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__, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)

I detect... Irony...

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

Me too

Somehow I read "predict the effects of global recession on the lovely US of A" as meaning "predict the effects of global recession on the USA", rather than "Oh, whatever, just make something that vaguely relates to the USA in some way or other".

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boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

You mean the compo isn't 50ft woman?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)

It isn't???

Shit.

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boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

I bought this rhyming dictionary for nothing.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

I don't know why

but that's funny as hell to me right now.

Is it a reference to something or is it all your own funny?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

It's just a joke about the endless rhyming versions of 'attack of the 50ft woman',

which have plagued the board for the last couple of nights.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

Has anyone done

"The Colonisation of, Revolution in, and Recent History of Iraq and the 50ft Woman" yet? If not then I'm very surprised.

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boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

There's definitely been the less long winded 'Iraq of the 50ft woman'

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

Balls, I thought I was onto a winner there

"The Sack of the 50ft Woman" showing her getting fired from her job as a toymaker because she keeps trampling on all the toy cars and breaking the plastic bridges?

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boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

sac of the 50 ft woman

eww.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

With regulation three pubes

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boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

Almost certainly.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

Good thing

I didn't bother shopping them then, really...

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boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

ah, I hadn't seen them

and therefore didn't know they rhymed.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

The compo brief has gone out of the window.

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Aenesis, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

so have my briefs

/underwear defenestration blog

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

Defenestration

(pikey, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

yes what of it?

*hides ninja gear*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

If you throw it back in the window

Is that 'Refenestration'?

(pikey, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

dunno

if not it should be.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

*catches*

*clones*

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Joliet, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

*meets clone*

*sexes*
*crosses off item from list*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

That'd be a good compo

"Defenestration"

I'd do an animation of a window chucking a window out of a window

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boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

recursive defenstration.

two windows chucking each other out of themselves, forever.

It'd descend into microsoft puns though.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

Damn it

You're right. But it's such a lovely word, defenestration.

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boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

A Limerick about a monkey orchestra:

Attempts at monkey orchestration
are destined to lead to frustration
as they howl and they spit
in the orchestra pit
and attempt acts of defenestration.
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(pikey, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

Nice

I like how you used "defenestration" instead of "defecation". I'm afraid I'd have just gone for the latter :(

/Not a very subtle mind blog

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boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

scansion

(sp?)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

I'd have used

"practice defecation" which scans fine

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boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

in that case

bally good show.

I'd have used some variant of "penetration"

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

'and attempt ape-on-ape penetration'

(pikey, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

Not enough syllables

also monkey in the first line should be pronounced monk-key

(pikey, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

actually you're right

and "practice defecation" doesn't scan in the least. i blame the music i've got playing for throwing me off.

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boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

if you must,

at least stop entering them in the third world america challenge

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

Or, and this is a better suggestion,

let's everybody enter everything into that challenge.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

Quick!

Compo this post!

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8264590

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

Ok.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

hahahaha

a very genuine office lol occurred just then

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boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

What a howl

Thats a mongrel - very third world.....
oww oww oww

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

I love you sir

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

Thank you.

However, just try explaining that image to your girlfriend when she stumbles across it on your computer.
I sure couldn't.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

My word!

Imagine. She'd probably start crying and pulling her hair out, when she found you had a bearded dogsecks fetish.

(sludgebucket, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

You win the entire internet.

If there is a link to the competition that I'm missing here, I'd like it to remain a mystery. This is perfect as it is.

(HCowling couldn't think of a witty name, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

I can't remember what I said

but it's nice to have things dedicated to one's self

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

your welcome

...

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

Unfunny Woody Allen

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

He is looking at me and I feel that any reaction will displease him.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Speight missing? Venice maybe?

This is a totally undoctored (promise) grab from the Sky news website 5 mins ago - have a look at the advert below the copy...

(jodytee, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

oooh, unfortunate

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)

If the internet could

it would have its foot in its mouth right now.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)

Or be giggling for the rest of the day.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

Sorry to interrupt...

but, how do you do screen grabs like this on a PC? (I'm mainly a Mac user).

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

printscreen

then paste in your favourite editing program.

there's also a way to screengrab only the currently active window, possibly Alt-PrintScrn.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

you have to hold the monitor up to a scanner

(or press PRTSC and then paste it in art app of your choice)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

The key labeled 'Print Screen' or 'Prnt Scrn'

or possible other variations.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

If you press print screen at the top right of the keyboard,

it should send the entire screen to the clipboard, so you can paste it into whatever imaging software you like.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

Grabber

Hit print screen button and paste into a new doc in Foadoshop.

(jodytee, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

Tracing paper and a set of pens

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

You'll need a scanner for that

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

or use Snag it

its on trial (not in court i mean for free)

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The Tig and me, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

YOU CAN'T

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

YEAH YOU THIEF COMMUNIST!!!

O_o

sorry, I got caught up in the excitement there

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

That's alright.

Quite understandable.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

two monitors held together

and they screen burn into each other

its a beautiful sight

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

Thanks for all of the above answers...

...plus any that appear below...

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

if you have MS OneNote

you can get it so when you press windows-s you can select any part of the screen and it will be copied to clipboard :D
it's the one thing i miss about using Windows

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charlie?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

Our iron will, will ensure the success of the torch relay!

(Animalhybrid, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)

Is his hand on back to front?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)

Hans Zoff

No, he was born that way. Ahem.

(Animalhybrid, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)

haha

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)

Nice first post.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THE NAZI'S HELD THE FIRST EVER OLYMPIC TORCH RUN

.........

*re-adjusts NHS glasses and shuffles off*

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

Nicely done

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

Yo Yo Yo

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)

Starve my wife

would be better

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)

how is this third world America?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

Aye,

it's a kick in the bollocks for the people who actually make an effort with the compo.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

fuck really

I've just eaten a sausage sandwich, I don't need to see this

*cries*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

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