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I'm bringing it back.

CFFH

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

hahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

I once got into a relationship with Alanis Morisette

10,000 spoons was a little too much for me.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

The unintelligent upper facial hair of a striped honey producing insect!

;¬)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

stupid moustache bee?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

9,999?

9,998? Where do you draw the line? I'm just interested.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

What's that clinking? Are you counting spoons under the desk?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

RACIST!

sorry, i thought you said chinky

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

*snorts*

Don't say Chinky, you'll remind me of peep show. Of which I watched a rather large amount last night. Two seasons.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

did you ever watch that distraction show?

jimmy carr, on presenting a chinese contestant with a wheel barrow full of pound coins said
"can you hear them chink?"

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

I watched it once, but I can't watch programmes like that

the contestants are too common.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

pffft

snob

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

They just get to me.

AWWAHT MAH NAYMES SAAAWNDRA.

Ohhh, no. Go away Sandra.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

hahaha

scumbags the lorra them

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

Wait a minute...

I thought you were from the north anyway.

DOES NOT COMPUTE

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

Unpleasant sounding?

Or just unpleasant sounding?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

This is my finest hour

since I stopped drawing for you schmucks

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

Do you mean

"since I stopped drawing schmucks for you"?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

since this is my finest hour

we can say that I meant that too.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

I was just looking at the timestamp of your previous post.

If you posted that at the very beginning of your finest hour, you now have about 53 minutes of your finest hour left.
Just think: nothing will ever be that good again, your whole life.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

I don't think it actually was my finest hour

I was trying to get all my old pictures (including a bunch for an animation I've been working on for months) off my busted computer and it just stopped working. So ironically enough it's actually kind of shitty hour.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

I have all the paper copies of the animation

but the order the papers are in and the order they are in Final Cut are a bit different. Also there's over 200 pieces of paper.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

This hour is so great for everyone.

We should all be nice for now and see if we want it forever.

We should all let some happiness shine on us for a time. So happy.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LOVE IT, YOU WHORE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

I keep trying to write nice things on your blog but it won't let me

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

It should.

Even if you don't want to sign in, it should let you write your name and do a comment.

I don't know what could be going wrong. I am so happy that you would write nice things to me however it is so beautiful right now.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

If you're still this happy on the night shift

I'm going to fucking KILL YOU TO BITS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

I am only this happy because I hold such contempt for the majority that post during the dayshift.

I overcompensate because I don't really want harm on people I'll never meet.

I am nice forever because it is such a beautiful thing now.

WE DO SUCH NICE THINGS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

I tried that. No worky.

Oh well. I was just stating my intention to finish your mission if you get killt and shit. I want this magic for myself.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

Pah

your skills are weak.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

You know it was special when you can say that you left her because of her spoons.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

pffft

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

Arf

Lovely

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

You may scoff,

but Celine's arm actually IS a different colour to her arse.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

Did she train as a farm vet?

It's a common problem they have.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

She is actually wearing her AI glove in this image.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

I'd assumed

it was just turning white because the huge gorilla cock was cutting off the blood supply?

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Ohhhhhhh my

Can I ask what that in front of her is? It looks like a small brolly with a bird head handle wrapped in paper. Maybe a present for Mr Ape, to go with his lovely cutoff.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

It's Sam the Eagle

on his way to a Toga Party.

i115.photobucket.com/albums/n302/mrdiff/sam_eagle.jpg

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Of course, how silly of me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

HAHAHA

wonderful

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

anal rape?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

no thanks

i've just had my lunch

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

maybe this evening then, after dinner and drinks?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

oooh... go on then

usual place?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

in the arse?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

Natch.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

pfffft

jesus!

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

Bloody hell

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

They get everywhere these days. . .

Noon all :)

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TheOther, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

oh yes

the churchhill call center

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

Ohhhhhhh no no no no

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

Ohhhhhh.... Yesh!

*hides*

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

DO NOT encourage him.

No feeding Gizmo after midnight, no telling me where a porn shop is without letting me go in it, and DEFINITELY no encouraging Thor.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

But, But, But..... Maaaaaammmm!

I want to go on the rollercoaster...

*sobs*

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

but it's burnt down

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

bah!

it's down the road on the left next to the dixie fried chicken place.

but you're not allowed to go.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

Why I oughtta....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

*unbuckles belt in readiness*

i don't know what it is, you bring out the best/worst in me on the interwebs.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

I'm an awful influence.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

Goooh hooome!

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

yeah dogs get everywhere

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

yeah I saw a dogs everywhere once

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Looks like he enjoys his work!

TJ: if i get emailed any more graphs of songs from the image challenge a couple of weeks ago, I may have to track Fraser down...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

haha!

you have shit friends!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

One of the more ridiculous stories of our time...

Are they really suggesting that a Channel Four drama inspired them, rather than the continual year long media coverage of the McCanns?

Yes they are

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

i'm from west yorkshire

it doesn't suprise me

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

I love the side panels.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

Tits but no minge

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

The police have charged her with negligence, she may be a lot of things...

...chav scum, pram faced, thick as a donkeys cock, negligent, but there's one thing she's not...

a dinosaur.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

haha

I swear this is the conclusion they came to - 'oh look, the McCanns got a free holiday and lots of money, lets give that a go'

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

probably bindun, but I was bored.

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

nicely done

with the possible exception of shadows.

Ace work getting their feet all in the right plane. Did it take long or is the source fortuitously curved?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

Suggs wasn't in the Shadows.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

SPANG

I love your work

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

Cor!

Thanks!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

he wasn't in the Shadows

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

Ha! Eat my dust!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

bugger

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

*buggers*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

bugger.. totally forgot about the shadow..

as for the feet.. i think i was pretty lucky with the source ;-).. i have to get by with luck rather than skill with my p'shopping.

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

although..

I just noticed that it is not a shaddow on the leaf, but a darkened area from the bugs standing behind it.. (if that's the bit you meant ;-) )

just noticed the comment below.. he said it better with all the teknikal terms too.. ;-)

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

well strictly speaking

They are in shadow because they are not on top of the leaf.
The shadows for the bugs are the lower half of the bodies
block the sunlight showing through the translucent leaf.

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

i like that

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

pffft

nicely

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

ha ha

nicely done, i've not seen that film for ages

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

thats great

but there's one missing.

Shouldn't there be seven?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

Our radio comedy

www.folliesbreach.co.uk

Tell us what you think, like.

(sann1289, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

you appear to have misunderstood how this messageboard functions

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

how do?

how's the flu?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

rubbish

i've got no energy to do anything
i'm sitting down doing a bit of ironing and watching the news
i might go to work tomorrow just for something to do

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

but you're feeling a bit better though right?

it's probably the night you spent buried alive in that coffin what done it guv nor

couldn't resist, sorry

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

pffft...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

coffin?

i've got rid of the coughin' now

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

yer a good lad

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

More suited to the links board I think, chappy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

I think you need the links board, having failed at this one.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

I think you're a cockmongler, like.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

This is where you need to be

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

this is ace

/ac (really)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

I think it's just lovely.

I didn't really look at it

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

well

you might want to get your mp3s to stream, seein as they are fairly large an that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

you has angered the board

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

i'm not that bothered i just wanted to post this

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

Belmer & Louise?

also: poor Bell Micro

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

lol-tastic

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

Belmer and Louise is

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

/roy walker blog

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

same with mine up there ^^

been looking for an excuse all morning :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

I liked it so much

I stretched its anus and took a photo

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

No, no, no, no no

this tent is not erected correctly, i cannot endorse your camping holiday.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

hamtoucher

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

Experimenting with morphing

as a way of making 2D images 3D, sort of.

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

needs more megenta / cyan

woo

who's the gimp?

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

You can find him here, under 'brilliant sweater'. I think it was in the newsletter a few weeks ago.

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

Thats pretty good, I've been thinking of doing something similar

what are you using?

(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

Thanks

I used Magic Morph. Sounds cheesy but it works.

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

haha

this is cheesey and wonderful

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

Speed it up a bit

+ gabba soundtrack

5. Profit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

This

With more "Put a donk on it!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

happy lunchtimeish cap'n

how's you?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

*snorts* angry.

Trying to chill. You?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

Go and punch someone you don't like in the face.

It's a great way of releasing it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

I'm stuck in the back end of rural BASTARD Hertfordshire

surrounded by only those I work with. And if I start punching people instead of just threatening to I'll probably get in the shit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

Ah.

You'll need to kill them afterwards and hide the bodies well in that case then.

Then whistle innocently.

You'll be fine!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

So very tempting.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

oops, just read below.

I'm meh.

Flatmate dumped his long term girlfriend.

Things have been wrong for a long time, and all things considered I think it's the best decision for them both, but it means I have a 6'2" emotionally unstable chum about the place, which is making me incredibly tense, oddly.

I've got a relatively new lady friend, which I'm trying not to flaunt, but the three of us work in the same office so it's a bit of a strange atmosphere here.

thank god his ex isn't here too. That'd be hella-fun.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

Take him out, get him laid.

If he dumped her then he's got exactly two days to mope, after that I'd lose my temper and tell him to grow some male genitalia.

I'm so nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

I have limited sympathy to be honest

but I DO live with him.

And our copy of guitar hero is his, so I must keep things sweet between us.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

Fuck it, I'd do it anyway.

But then I'm one of those horrible people that use such phrases as 'You know what your problem is? You....'

Especially when they're moping about due to their own actions. Oh grow up.

Edit: actually I'm angry, so pay no attention to me. He really doesn't have a leg to stand on though. Next time he says something mopey shout 'WELL FUCKING GO BACK TO HER THEN' and when he says he can't shout 'WELL THEN, FUCKING MOVE ON'.

I'd definitely do that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

"laid"

first time I've heard anyone use this expression in years, outside a Clint Eastwood movie

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

I'm suprisingly retro for a 23 year old.

Get off your horse and drink your soya based dairy substitute.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

Buy him a porno and a few pints.

And tell him to piss off and stop bothering you because you're having sex*

*terms and conditions apply - being larger than him would be a preference

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

I am larger in mass

but less muscular and without his martial arts training. This is a subtle way of mentioning that I'm a fat bastard.

He will be fine as long as I can stop him calling her for 3 days I reckon.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Oh for Pete's sake, he sounds like a fucking pussy.

Stab him and use him for bologneses, he's obviously useless to society.

*stomps about*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

aaaaaaaargh!

Capt's gone postal.... break out the emergency Jaffa Cakes!!

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

This reminds me of the playing pieces from Cluedo!

I think it's the long neck...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

he seems to have some sort of twitch

I think I might take my laptop outside seein as it's such a nice day

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

Yay

old stereographs are good for this.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

I played around with that idea for a while

using layers

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

*wants your soul*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

You aint about shit

and your hair aint neither.

(loves him really, like)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

*eats soul*

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

you mean

you filtad....

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Hahaha

in fairness if there was a filta that did this I would totally use it. This is actually based on blurred layered vectors which are moved incrementally, the top ones most, the bottom ones least.
I'd make more of these but it's fiddly as fuck and timeconsuming to make and about half of them just don't work out, and I can't really tell if they're going to work until right at the very end. It's too disappointing to go through the whole process and then throw them away.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

ooh - this is fantastic

how do you do that?

(londoner, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

This is wonderful and I am so happy about this.

So nice.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

You are way too excited.

Seriously. I think we all need to calm down.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

There is so much happiness in the air that I just need to show others just how nice we can be.

So nice. We should all be happy from this. Reiki.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

They're supposed to be flies. Do they look like flies?

(AphexTheMink, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

Make one crawl up his nostril

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

do i have to?

(AphexTheMink, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

Yes *readies whip*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

*doesn't do it*

*bares arse*

(AphexTheMink, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

Good, I hate it when people do what I want

*whips*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

*films*

Profit.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

Ello chicken

*looks tired* My work have pulled their usual trick of launching something BIG! and EXCITING! to thousands of customers and lo and behold, it doesn't work right.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

Bastards!

Ain't that always the way though?

*smooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

Of course

and as per frigging usual, it's my fault. Well, it isn't, but the customers don't care. As far as they're concerned I've got the word 'manager' in my title so I must be the Milosevic of the customer service world.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

*glomps*

cheer up you old bugger

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

OLD?!

I'm OLD?!

And that makes you....?

:D Morning pickle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

older

now, where's that 'ning hug?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

First person to touch me gets my teeth in their neck.

I shall love you from afar.

*is so very, very annoyed*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

Poor captain

Want me to come down there and listen to ranty phone calls? I'll do it for money

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

Full complement, I'm afraid.

As soon as one fucks off I'll be giving you a dingaling.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

\o/

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

Any company that's ever done that

has surely not got it right?

/pissed off at work's sheer incompetancy

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

*salutes*

cap'n

(AphexTheMink, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

Wotcher.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

Aye aye Cap'in!

Perhaps the reason it dosen't work is because you have been spending more time on here than on the part you were to play in the latest project?

But that's OK. B3ta will look after you.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

Wrong.

b3ta is proven to improve product quality in 100% of cases. FACT.

If the Captain hadn't spent so much time on b3ta during the development phase it would be multiple corporate manslaughter rather than a few people moaning.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

For fuck sake, I'm not a system developer.

I've got social skills and everything. I'm just the one that apologises for their mistakes over and over and over and over and over and over.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

I feel a venn diagram coming on...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

Now I want mini eggs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

*gives mini chicken*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

Yeah, course I have.

That's why you've barely seen me since last week. I'm on my lunch right now, if that's ok, considering I bloody deserve a little break from the sheer volume of people who also mistakenly think this is my fault because I happen to work on the same scheme.

Perhaps the reason it doesn't work is that the people who created it (funnily enough, not ME due to the fact that I don't work in I fucking T) bollocksed up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

how odd

I find that the reason I have to keep "fixing" our systems is that the users are complaining that it doesn't work how they wanted it to,
even when it works in EXACTLY the way that they asked for it to:

"Oh we thought you'd know what we really meant."
Well maybe, if I was fucking psychic.

If it made it into the live system and it doesn't work as expected, then it's the users' own fault for signing off the testing phase, because their user acceptance testing was clearly crap.

/ That feels much better. Thank you.

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

Floating Raisins FTW!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

^this^

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

they look like flies

and a turd.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

Total Annihilation had a really good fly swarm effect

the movement looked quite organic until you notice they never flew at angles.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

wow

that's fucking awesome!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

crivvens

nice shopping

(AphexTheMink, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

Holy poultry!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

Dear Mr Architekt

I would like to buy your pichur.. etc :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

hahaha

think the bar might raise a bit now if everyone knows?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

what?

What does everyone know? I don't! Help, I feel left out and/or excluded by a knowledge differential!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

ok, in a nutshell...

NUTS have confirmed that from now on when they ask for an image to print in the SPAM page on the magazine, they will offer £50 per image.
The winning image of the week (SPAM of the Week) will win £100.

Credits are to be given to the individual on the page as well, and it appears that b3ta is also regularly getting a credit on the page too.

To me, at least, it looks like a winning situation all round, and it's great that they've done this. Hopefully be a fruitful future for both parties, and it's looking good :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

hmmm

The only way this can possibly go wrong is if the actual owners of the original photographs decide that they would also like some cash.

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somegreybloke, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

hurrah!

Let's all scramble for copyright-free source images. (or is that not an issue? I know little of such things.)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

Feeling better then?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

muchly. TPMA is on the mend, I'm on the mend

and all is well :)

also 'ning m'lovely :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

Oh well, I'll put the nurse outfit away then...

Ning :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

on second thoughts, I have pain...

*flusters*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

*swoons*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

Fuck! Gotham City's being attacked by a giant fondue!
Quick LOLerman - to the ROFLCOPTOR

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

hahahah

www.subservientchicken.com/

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

Years Old, but I thought I'd ressurect it...

How we laughed...

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racketear tired, stressed and happy, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

oh dear

*spang*

(AphexTheMink, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

robins not very reliant

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

Now listen here - I'm a reasonable man, and enjoy a laugh;

But this just isn't on. Really. This sort of thing could lead to complications during irony.

Now behave!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

Complicated ironing?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

Implicated wiring?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

Simplicated pyre ring?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

Ungulates aspiring?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)

nice looping

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

ressurect=repost C];0p

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

god

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

it's

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

full

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

stars

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)

Hahaha excellent!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

Years old again, but seems relevant...

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racketear tired, stressed and happy, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin layed an egg.
The batmobile lost a wheel and Robin flew away.
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin layed an egg.
The batmobile lost a wheel and Robin is a gay.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)

Look out Andrew Motion!

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)

was this Pinter's Nobel Prize winner?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)

Congratulations on an epic 25 minutes at the top of the board!

Ye Gods it's slow today...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)

Or "Arsery" if you will.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Jesus Christ!

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

'ning fella

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

ning chap

your Facebook picture offends me ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

that target needs a couple of hands at each side....

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

hahahaha

then package it up, bung a B3ta seal of approval badge on it and it'll be the number one selling game this Christmas!

Closely followed (through) by the Wii edition, or "Piss-shot" as it'll be called :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

hahaha

I'd buy that for a dollar

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

sadly after admin costs

and leasing the B3ta name it'd be closer to £19.95

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

Solution!

Inspiration!

You could make a "hit the toilet" game which simulates peeing while standing up! For all the women that always wanted to know what it's like, for all the guys that are forced to sit and miss the good old days, for all the weird freaky fetishists who'd ruin their kidneys with all the drinking they'd do otherwise!

(Jokel, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

hahahaha

this have given me a jolly good chorltle today and i clap heartly in your direction.

i will not, however, shake your hand as i have a vague idea what you've been doing.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

Hahaha

That'll beat diet coke and mentos any day.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

Can you also use this technique for the African hunting holidays that Louie Theroux was on about the other day?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

damn thats cool, HAHAHAHAHA!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

*steps up to the oche*

woo

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

Fantastic.

In paris a few years ago a friend had the shits and rushed to the 'hole in the floor' resulting in a 2 foot brown streak from the wall to the aformentioned hole.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

This is normal for France.

It's a disgusting country. Disgusting.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

But think of teh cheeses....

WHY WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF TEH CHEESES!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

FFS don't tell the Frenchies where the hole in the wall is

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)

that story reminds me of the end of a Steve-O video.

*looks for it on youtube*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

haha brill!

i might have to try irn bru and prunes one day

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

For the love of god

Make sure it is an "old pants" day if you do....(and let a relative know your whereabouts)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

yes

i will do, i'll tell them that the toilet is mine that day then

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

looks tricky

anything in the rules about using mirrors?
fab btw ;D

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

Not allowed

You have to "see" with your brown eye.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)

hahahahaha ace

/relurks

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mugatu, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

Pffft

That made me smile!

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

This is simply perfect

I vote we re-jig the front page so it will fit properly.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

I think the front page should be re-written

to use Web 2.0 standards.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

shiny buttons ftw!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

hahaha squirty bum darts!! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)

THIS WINS AT INTERNET!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

I don't get that with Irn Bru

do you need a synergistic effect of the prunes too?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

St Pancras Station, yesterday, at one minute to demi-midnight:

She is Gothtastic, no?

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

needs more cuts on her arms

and more black eyeliner.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

Doesn't everything?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

possibly not winehouse

who has an adequate supply of both...

like the pic btw

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

No - Winehouse needs more black eyeliner.

About 4 tonnes of it. Unloaded onto her head.

Thank you!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

Needs more difference clouds

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magnum, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

Ha.

Clever.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)

Yes, they should change the town name... to this

This way they won't have to worry about Graffiti.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7338151.stm

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

i've been through a few lunts in my time

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)

through them with you (pork) sword?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)

my throbbin reliant
*gets coat*

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

Pfft

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)

Is it red?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

yes

its also white and blue
but not all at the same time

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

pppfffffffffffftttt!

*wipes up dribble*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

I hope you drove carefully

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)

and

Scunthorpe
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

tenuous repost

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

Pfft!

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Aenesis, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

or change it to POLLOCKS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)

Arf!

Marnin' Mighty N!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

nings Grunty

y'alreet?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

I'm good, ta

Much too busy, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

Perhaps TUCK

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

Or even...

Luntim in the Tuck

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)

then this would happen

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)

Big sweaty hairy cunty balls

With a small 'no ball games allowed' sign underneath.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

i'm tempted to put a magenta cock on with the "3" as the bollocks

but i'm too busy to be wasting my life away in such a manner

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)

There you go.

Incidentally this the first time I've tried out some new software.
Edit: It worked brilliantly!!!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

thats better

Edit: what software was it, Maya or 3ds max? Looks like max.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

You're probably right...

...the fuckers would still find the time to amend it...

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

Hahah

why don't people do this more often??

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

Perhaps they should pick from the list:

www.i-r-genius.com/rudeplaces.html

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

the best being "Humptulips" in Washington state

as not only is it rude but also sounds like an affectionate nickname for a girlfriend.

"hows my little humptulips today?"

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Didn't work

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timhalbert club sandwiches, not seals, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

I got a speeding ticket yesterday

goddammit

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

Harry Trotter and the Philosopher's Stoned

(Bogbean, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

are you sure?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

cursed imageshack!

i can't see it
but is it a good thing that i can't see it?

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

Hey fellah!

Did you see this yesterday?

www.b3ta.com/board/8265448

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)

have done now

very nice, and better than mine as i stuch a lions arse onto an eagle really
:)

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

Is anyone looking for a Linux sys admin/engineer contractor?

I'm one of them, so you should hire me. For money.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)

ooh

don't say sys admin

all the sys admin blokes in my company are incompetent twats

except kevin

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)

Yeah, Kevin's great. I like him too.

I am remarkably competent. I've been doing it for a decade now. There just don't seem to be many contracts around at the moment. :(

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

Hang on - don't you waste loads of working time on b3ta.com?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

Isn't that what IT people

are paid to do?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)

only salaried IT people

contractors and consultants are I think expected to w*rk for their money...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

That's the theory.

Have you ever actually me a consultant? If they actually worked for their money they'd have an aneurysm or something.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

this is true...

give them your watch and they'll tell you the time...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)

Haha

And I was just about to hire him too

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)

Oh no!

It's all gone a bit tricky!

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

we got one

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)

This offends me.

Frankly I would never wear a top like that.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

We've only got your word on that, though...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)

Pfft

That's what unix people look like, silly.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

my second favourite post of yours EVER!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)

What's the first?

*rubs hands*

EDIT: clearly not this www.b3ta.com/board/8268081
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

hahaha, you star :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

That's great!!

hahaha...

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

is that the face of Jesus in the fag end?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)

holy mother of god

i think it is

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)

I got stoned for a whole MONTH one night.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

I rilly, rilly hope that this is exactly what happens . . .

rilly hope that this is exactly what happens . . . 'ave it ya slimebag! (the error report not the pic . . .)

De-RIS

I can't tell if this is rubbish or not . . . I'm guessing yes

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)

Good tribute,cyril rafaelli is one of the best stuntman of the history.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)

I don't understand what you are saying . . .

TRY AGAIN USING ONLY CAPS!!
eh?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

haha

you tell him dave

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)

lol at the end the chick realy did here but couldnt think of a come back

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)

poor man...

i hope it happens to him too

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

Wot protest?

Click for bigger (78KB)

(Mongrel, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)

those funny chinese and their torches

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)

crikey

I like how the flame on the torch looks like Elvis with an enormous clarinet on his back

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)

Shit, but it does!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)

bizarrely I too can see that

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)

I can see it now I'm looking

and can see nothing else.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

FLAMES!!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

Staring into the light

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)

norks!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)

pft

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)

thats no moon...

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)

Working from the sketch

painting it on a grey background to see if I can get an antique effect on the colours

I'm looking forward to painting the Fez monkey

EDIT: thanks for all the comments :)

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

Bloody hell that's looking good.

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Aenesis, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

coo

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)

i knew that'd be you

as soon as i saw the top pic

good work fella

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

Really?

I thought it was Rolf . . . C];0)
Arf! 'ning!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)

Nice.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

This looks great.

I am very much looking forward to seeing the end result

(londoner, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)

woooooooooooo!

that's very good indeed!
top tip: to get an antique effect on the colours, scan it into photoshop and apply a sepia filter.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

No, don't.

I think he means with the actual paint.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)

I think he was joking.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)

it's hard to tell

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

clearly, it's hard for *you* to tell.

but i was joking.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

pffft

when I made a mistake I actually subconsiously tried to command z it

if only life had a history palette

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)

Very nice.

You are a talented fucker :)

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)

really excellent stuff

look forward to seeing the finished article :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)

Hope the Mrs is on the mend :)

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

aye, she's getting there, ta :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

"Take our tired, our poor, our huddled masses"

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)

You're watching MNNNNNNN news!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)

am I?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)

Yes you are dammit!

Pay attention!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

Haha.

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Cae1, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)

very good ... reminds me of the bit at the end of The Day After Tomorrow where the American President says "The Mixicans have let us move in with them until our contry thaws out ... and we've let them off of half of their 3rd world debt to us... "

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)

Oh Lordy!

That STEENKS!
Wotcha all!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)

*stands to attention*

SIR YES SIR

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)

tiger whiskers are indigestible and sharp and
in other ways immutable to the extent that were one to bake them into a pie,
for example, and feed the pie to someone, the whiskers would make their way
into the stomach and rip it to pieces and tear through the lining thus
killing the unsuspecting pie eater dead from internal bleeding to death...
this is the primary reason why giggling tigers bearing pies are to be
avoided (also pies baked by tigers almost invariably contain antelope, which
is an unfathomably slimy meat)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

*fathoms antelope meat*

Ha! That tole YOU!
ya eejit!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)

www.hctitans.com/index.asp

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)

Believe it or not, polar bears are in danger because of Global Warming. This is because the ozone layer is becoming thinner.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)

the poem is ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

you fellin' any better?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)

for Halibut

www.b3ta.com/board/8267971

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)

Hahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:15, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)

First chortle of the day!

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Aenesis, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)

Arf.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)

pffft....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)

You wanna wonga?

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

HAHAHA

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)

What exactly was the actual product for?

Surely it's not just a log to burn?

You people package pieces of wood like that?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)

it's not just a log

it's a log soaked in petrol

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)

a log lovingly marinaded in high-quality

premium unleaded turpentine and napalm.

This isn't just any after barbecue log...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)

this is an m & s log

i was actually thinking this when i wrote "it's not just a log"

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)

Lo-og Lo-og;

it's big; it's heavy; it's wood...

Lo-og Lo-og; it's better than baaad, it's good!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)

Oh ok.

Some sort of gigalog. I like that idea.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)

wood doesn't just grow on trees over here you know

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mongychops, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)

hahaha!

When I next hold a meat-searing event, I will definitely get me a Brian May's After Barbecue Log!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)

I may bring one to the May bash

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

I tried it, it's scary!

I wiped my bum, and forty overdubed tissues followed it.
/raw arsehole blog

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)

I think this is appropriate...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H03PyhbRjSY

(Bryan may free zone)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)

Threadjack...

Has anyone got a link to that "Morning Morning Global Warming" thing that Leningrad did?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)

Hahaha

Thank you muchly.
*clicks*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)

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