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# Found a reverse goatsie!


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
# viewed from the inside?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# thats the next idea
basicly a pic of a photographer about to puke..
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I'm worried that you "found" it
Did you make it?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Looks like the logo for 'The Eye'
Yet another entirely necessary remake of a perfectly good Asian horror film. Sigh.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)
# yay tablet!

time for a break, more in profile
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# that photo in your profile with the cat is brilliant
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
# which?
there are more than 2
...but fewer than 4
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# the top one
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# my human. let me show you him
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# hahaha.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# a very fine cat, indeed!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# is he about to bop her one?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# STRAIGHT TO THE MOON, ALICE
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# *waits for animation*
*sighs*

nice one though :D
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# the head makes me think of a hair dryer
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
# i've heard what you do with your hairdryer
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# what? dry my hair?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# exactly
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# sexy aint it?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# very, Im slightly aroused right now
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# good boy
*pats*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# thanks
*arousal levels increasing*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# would you like a bone?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Ive already got one
:D
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# oooo matron!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# It was set up perfectly
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# it's where the hair is
that's the interesting fact
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# on my head.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# aww
its cute
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I found one of these stuck on my nipple once.
True story.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# It's good....
...but hasn't it been posted about 40 times before?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# buzzzzzzzzz
nice wokr!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)
# crikey!
 
that's rather woosome, I must say.
WOO
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# woo
at last, an eco-neutral solution for parkinsons.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# yayfor japanese hornets..
big scary bastards that they are..
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)
#
yay for death to
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
#
death to yay for
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
# they can be right bastards
they can lay waste to a hive of bees and even kill a man.

however they do make a smashing carbonated soft drink.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# great work, but i'm afraid i must kill it with a torrent of hammers
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I'm quite drunk
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)
# pffft

(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)
# sounds like a euphamism
Im just going to stab the pope, I'll call you in half an hour
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)
# or maybe
bend over, I want to stab the pope..
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Euphemisms ftw.
Earlier on my friend came out with (completely innocently, she's just a poor little doctor who fan) 'STOP JUMPING ON ME, YOU'RE SETTING OFF MY SONIC SCREWDRIVER!'

*peewwpewww noise from bag*


Aww ^_^
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)
# now thats an euphanism
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I wanted to do that
the other day when the fucker took over CBS
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)
# harsh but fair
although i was expecting #3 to be face rape
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)
# #63 lunge wildly at the pope
/bill bailey
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Bill Bailey never made pope!?
Well good for him, he deserves it.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Being drunk is good
Especially if it leads to Papal stabments.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:19, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)
# that is not the pope =D
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Pope Willis.
He'd be a good pope.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Boss eyes FTW!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
# they look like thickie tea-boy eyes more than boss eyes




budum tish
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# that A looks like a cock!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I was just about to mention this very fact.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)
# i'll never look at As the same way again
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Since you prefixed your username with Dr
I double take every time I see it, thinking Dr Kitteny Berk has started posting again.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)
# WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEENEEEEEEEERRRRRRSSSSS.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# YAY!
hello!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:04, archived)
# you're obsessed woman
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# hahaha.
but the A does look like a cock!!!!! it does! honest guv!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:05, archived)
# no spunk
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# sooo!
just cos you spunk 24 hours a day doesn't mean all cocks do that.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# it doesn't?
mebbe i should see a doctor
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Why does the left hand man have a massive erect cock?
(woo)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha
thats ace

*stabs the pope*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I like
Would you or anyone else be interested in the B3ta Comic Book Project?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)
# that's not a bad idea.
 
that sort of collaboration could work really well, like Whispered Apologies.
www.qwantz.com/apologies/
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# ahhhahhah!
 
YES
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)
# but he's already dead
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# where to guv?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)
# he visited london just before he wrote his most famous song, "Wurlitzer"
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)
# or even
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h5MbndXTS0

"he shot his lot right into his mouth"
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)
# no, elvis's most famous song
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)
# elvis who?
i'm disappointed i can't find little white bull.
edit/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVddTjF-CEM
and i just don't care anymore
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)
# you know..
Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the shoes
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)
# *spangs
that took me too long. i'm on a tommy kick at the moment, after all he was our very own elvis
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)
# The story's bollocks.
Bill Kenwright is known for talking out of his arse just to sell tickets, and surprise surprise, his production of Dr Dolittle is touring atm with Tommy Steele (who is 71 and will probably pop his clogs soon, so BK needs to milk him while he can)

BK is a twat, TS is a twat, and the only person who can refute the story just happens to be dead. Ho-hum.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)
# That zebra crossing...!
It sure gets about!!!!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)
# FAIRY CAVE TIEM!


NING ALL
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:52, archived)
# His name is Earl?

Doctor?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)
# noo!
his name is nick cave and he's looovely.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Yes I know
*jingle jangles*

Doctor?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)
# bingowings kept calling me doctor the other night
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)
# "DOCTOR. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor...doctor."
"Silly, I'm not a doctor."
*death rattle*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Ah.
I have man-flu...and I need an examination....
*sticks tounge out and says "ahhh"*




yes tounge
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Really? he looks like he's Ben Stiller
angered, and with mustache
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Awesome LOL
*would
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)
# that looks like the B & Q carpark
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)
# i hope i can find nick cave in my local b&q carpark
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:00, archived)
# This pic makes me feel all sad
or maybe it's because I'm listening to Ed Allayne Johnson's version of 'mad world'

Or nicks sincere eyes :(
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
i've seen a few nick caves today, has he been exposed by the sun.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)
# hahahaha
I love you!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)
# PWOAH!
i love you and nick cave too!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:31, archived)
# WIIIINNNNNNGGGGSSS.. OOOOOFFFFFFFFF..
FLIESS!

love it.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] o well might as well
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Put it in your own thread next time eh?
Also, yuck.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I find this relevent to the comp!!!
Also it's not as yuck as some big spunky cocks that iv'e seen!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] on the slack
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Eiffel tower?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Pylon.
Wrong comp.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Polyp
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)
# lollypolyp
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)
# wallypolyp
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)
# parppolyp
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)
# parollypol
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Edit:
Got it. Nice.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)
# pffft!
puerile, in a good way
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)
# LOL! Those Kerrrrrr-razy terrrrrrists

(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Arf!
Well done sir :]
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I'm a bit too busy to do your animation chap
you should have a go
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I'm not good at animation in the slightest.
But I'm not too worried, it was just a thought :P
There's no rush, really, anyway.

Don't worry about it.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)
# That' snow bomb...
This is a bomb!
(Edit: I can't find the bomb anim I was going to repost which sort of ruins my pun :(
Rest asured it was freaking sweet.)
Woo!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)
# *imagines*
scary shit right thar
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Yeah it was all like boom!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)
# *reposts instead*


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Thanks man.
I was in danger of looking silly there.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)
# always a pleasure :)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)
# ummm
what's coming out of the snow by his foot? moby dick's penis trying to wrestle him by the ankle?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Nick in happier times
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I have a jumper just like that.
Who wants it?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Noone.
Not even Bill Cosby.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# It smells of me.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)
# You have a fine sales technique
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)
# I am well polished.
Those bloody Poles.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)
#
m w +e
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)
# It smells of ewe?
What have you been up to, Mr Pedantichrist?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Who smells of...?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)
# why would Manley smell of anything other than Manley?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)
# *brainbleed*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)
# PICTUR
BROKEN
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Have this instead
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)
# I've been meaning to see that western he wrote
I hear it's quite good
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)
# The Proposition.
It's really good.

Now, I go..OUT! yay.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:13, archived)
# It was on C4 last night!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)
# A bit late though or I would have watched it.
As soon as it's on at a reasonable hour I'll look forward to watching it.

\old blog.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)
# What's with all the Nick Cave stuff?
Is he in the news?I can't see any.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:13, archived)
# i started it, so now i'm a gonna goddamn finish it
*gets on horse*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:33, archived)
# YESSSSSS!
I APPROVE
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)
# awwwww..
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# My My Grandma, what a big translator globe you've got!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)
# MY OLD SHOES!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)
# MY OLD FISHNETS!!!
...damn said too much!!!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# MY OLD FACE!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I seem to be in a state of arousal,
and fear!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Best kind.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# but it's not the good type of fear.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)
# You said you were aroused.
Can't be too bad.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)
# More a case of
phwoar! then Arrrrggghhh! I would say a 60/40 split in favour of fear.

Overall it's all good.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I once wondered
if I could overcome my fear of spiders by associating them subconsciously with sex. My idea would be to watch porn and intersperse the "experience" with looking at pictures of arachnids. I never did it though, just in case I ended up becoming phobic of shagging.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)
# i can see why they call you scary dave
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Wicked City.
Go.

Although be prepared to never like spiders or vaginas again.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)
# spidginas?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
# or becoming
attracted to spiders!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Cheap prostitutes though.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# is there a worst kind of arousal?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)
# When you're looking at your own mother.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)
# ah yes
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# MY OLD GINGHAM APRON!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# roffl€
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# So turned on right now
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# ...so the rest of us don't have to be?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Very Spangworthy!!!
Woo!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I imagine a blowjob would be out of the question...
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)
# *cascade of wrong thoughts*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# It'd be like a car wash for your cock
with horrible, serrated disk mouth at the end
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# "like a car wash for your cock"
that'd be a good advertising slogan
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)
# How about making one out of a vileda supermop for the newsletter
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
# what, and fork out 2.99 for a vileda supermop from woolies?
i think you overestimate my dedication
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)
# MY OLD MAN!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)
# fuck off
i'm not that old


:D
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# yayes for ood
thilleh creatures
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# cool creatures, thilleh name
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)
# that's all kinds of wrong :D
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)
# ah, but it's the right kinds of wrong :D
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Woo Ood!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:45, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)
# damn, that's hot.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Bit formulaic, but eh
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)
# give me windows any fucking day
MECHWARRIOR!!!
*STOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMP*
"EAT HOT PPC DEATH, YOU FUCKS!"
*FZZZZZAP*
*STOMPSTOMPSTOMP*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)
# MECHWARRIOR FTW!!!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)
# I, Madcat?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# :D
bet it farts that new mac smell
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
# And of course Linux would be like Jehuty from Zone of the Enders.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
# That game is fantastic.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)
# It is.
You played the sequel? Cocking ace.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Nah, I fell out of love with the Playstation.
I am enjoying Armoured Core 4 on th'Xbox at the moment. And I do love some stomping on Steel Battalion every now and again.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)
# no no no
play Z.O.E. 2, it is light years beyond the first game, incredible fun
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I would, except I don't own a Playstation at the moment.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Wow C3PO....
and a penguin!!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# FUCK WINDOWS
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)
# I would
but they're not tight enough, and a tad too breezy.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha.
*clicks furiously*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)
# So a choice between an effeminate, slightly camp and not very effective machine with a single purpose
or a kick-ass piece of kit which can take on all comers?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)
# To put it another way...
A choice between a masterpiece in user interface which is accessible for all and more than adequate for the majority of computer users or what is essentially industrial equipment thrust on the mainstream and therefore alientates (or at least restricts) those without a degree in computer science?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)
# you've only got one mouse button :)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)
# NOT TRUE.
If you have two fingers on the touchpad while you click it's the same as a second mouse button and I've got a bluetoot mighty mouse which has a scroll sphere (that's right, a fucking sphere!) and squeezy bits!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)
# one button
to click furiously!
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)
# shh
i'm reading that at the mo. considering how pleasantly surprised i was at the film, i'm quite liking the way Asimov's collated his stories
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I've found the fastest way to do vector art!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
#
not to do it at all...?

edit: hmmmm, no clue on code. But is that a filter?? ...booo
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# The board was disowning Imageshacks code
Is this normal? :S
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Not doing anything?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Not doing it?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# shhhhhh!


you'll put clansoul out of a job
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Vectors (and some of the people who do them) are
FUCKING SHIT.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Hmmmm
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Ignore away, Mr Touchy.
Funnily enough I wasn't referring (or replying) to you.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Oh sorry
Just assumed it was.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
#
i find doing vexelling transparent backgrounds difficult aswell.


edit: THAT LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A VEXEL.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
# cutout?
or is this an actual vector?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Well its vectorised I suppose...
But it took a total of 3 clicks so its kinda cheating
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Flitad...
booooooooooo
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Why ask a question then jump to the conclusion?
And correction, its not a filter...
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)
# because you said
it took 3 clicks! If thats not just selecting the number of colour levels on a pcture filter then...
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Then your wrong!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)
# this is a filter


this took me 20 seconds
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)
# It's interesting
On all of the quick vectors his left eye is brown while his right eye is blue, yet on the original there both blue...
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)
# i'm guessing you used vector magic or similar?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Flash (8 not sure about other versions)
BitmapTrace Bitmap:
Colour Threshold: 100
Minimum Area: 8
Curve Fit: Normal
Corner Threshold: Normal

Just found it when I was playing about.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)
# so's this
but its not about that

(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)
# YES
*humps screen*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)
# big? hairy? muscly? red? *gets the hose*
did you see the one i'm making for myself?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Stare wistfully?
Eat some pasta?
Whittle a canoe?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)
# lust after angie...
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)
# *vomits in mouth a little bit*
Her mouth looks like a prolapse.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)
# a sexy prolapse...
fine then... *edit* lust after Sophie Loren 40 years ago
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:03, archived)
# slightly NSFW
death-zone.cmpc2002.info/act_real/Monica-Bellucci_1.jpg


The best woman in the world. I'd give up bacon forever for one night with her.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Her tits look depressed.
Although it's understandable really.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# How happy do your tits look?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Sleepy usually.
Or if they're erect, then angry.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:13, archived)
# I have no idea how mine look.
In terms of emotion.

Content, I shall say.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Bloated?
Tetchy?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)
# CONFUCKINGTENT.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)
# They sound angry now.
Watch them flail about wildly.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:30, archived)
# My boobs are not flailing.
They are sat happily awaiting instructions.

Yours are flailing. Like socks on the washing line.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Socks on a watching line couldn't flail, they could only spin.
You stupid bint!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Long straight line.
Not one of those spinny things.

Washing LINE, hence the name.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)
# That's the one I was thinking of.
They'd just spin round and round with the line. Flailings requires random movement in many directions.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)
# The wind does go
in more than one.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)
# They'd be attached to the line though, thus would only either be able to spin or bend slightly.
Don't argue spatial dynamics with me WOMAN!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)
# you're a terrible jew
but yes i would let that woman ruin me *sigh*
i like to think ladywoman looks like her, but i think its probably just that they're both italian
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Is she actually Italian? Monica Bellucci that is.
Because she doesn't look like any Italian woman I have seen. And I am Italian.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:11, archived)
# The name hardly suggests Wolverhampton.
And yes.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Might not be genetically, could be adopted or something....
She doesn't have a tan or the Mediterranean orangeness either.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Italian through and through.
Born, bred, her dad's called Luigi.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)
# northern italians look more german anyway.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Where's Umbria?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)
# middle of italy
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Middle-ish
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Every Italian lady I've met (and there have been five, unless I'm forgetting someone)
has been lovely LOVELY lovely, but also a bit batshit. Well, there's one, Gizzy or something her name is (obviously short for something else but I forget), and she's proper crazy.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)
# oh good lord yes
she screamed at me yesterday for about 20 mins for telling her to go to lectures. then i went back to bed and she made me coffee.

mental.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)
# She should go to lectures.
I wish I'd been to more of mine. Well, less of the Night Mail and Hard Days Night ones.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)
# That's not just the women.
You've never experienced joy until you've sat round a dinnertable listening to a Italian 'conversation'. And I use the term lightly because it involves violent shouting and usually the waving round of knives.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)
# See that sounds good.
I prefer passionate types to boring people.

I can't imagine you violently shouting though. Do you get upset?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)
# No, I am either light and jocular or brooding.
I conserve my fury into a concentrate for when it is really necessary.

I dislike passionate people, people and their unreasonable emotions can fuck right off, along with their bigotry, shelfishness and complete disregard for anyone other than those in their slim world.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)
# *fucks off, with his willfulness and passions*
being passionate doesn't make me a bigot. though i would never accuse someone of bigotry i think you can imagine where i could go with this
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)
# ^this
i've very nearly been stabbed in the head with a knife thanks to a wild gesticulation.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:33, archived)
# I'll have Rupert then.
;)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)
# You're so more than welcome.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)
# ALTHOUGH
I think a daisy chain's in order.

Having said that, I mostly think that about most things.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I AM A BIG AMERICAN
AND AM CONSTANTLY DISPLEASED WITH MY SITUATION
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)
# It is?
Please tell.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# how do you mean?
i made it by just using Cutout, then desaturated it and finally just fuck with the levels till it looked good
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)
# and it shows
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)
# thats my point
i was showing that his thing wasn't just filtered (sort of)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Filtas R fun
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)
# I saw one of these the other day
and meant to say how much I liked it.
Is it mosaic, warp, and plastic wrap?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)
# The man knows his filtas :D


Yup, with a touch of edge sharpening and a spot of lighting
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)
# thats awesome
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)
# oh dear
and how exactly is that art?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)
# exactly lol
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)
# pork sausages
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)
# BABS!



(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Did you make this?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I think a guy on another forum made it
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)
# So wow, that's a neato
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)
# right
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# This has no less value than any other vector posted here.
You might say that's just my opinion but my opinions are FACTS!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)
# winner
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Is that is that is that is that
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Hang on.
Don't make Zach Braff attractive.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)
# OK.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Is that....
?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Paedophile?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Haha oh yes!
I made this long before Mr Swirly Face paedo though!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Looks like Russel Crowe now...
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:31, archived)
# There is a feature on Freehand
where you drag a selection square over a pic and it auto-vectors it in as many colours as you wish.

Just FYI.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)
# filter > artistic > cutout
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Don't you hate it when your heroes go bald?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)
# *cries*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)
# That's how he looks to me now.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Mick Miller has always been bald!


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
# It is actually Mick Miller's bald head I used!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)
# nice touch!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Very kind
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)
# I thought you'd shopped Cave's tache onto Miller!!!



(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Don't be so fucking stupid.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
# :D


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Pretend angry insults LOL
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I wasn't sure at first.
Then thought it's Kinks! He doesn't get mad,especially with me!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Never.
Mind you, I think I've just earned my first ignore further up the board.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)
# that's what happens
if you wig out too much...
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)
# ahhahhah
 
have you seen the segments on the Pixies Sell-out DVD before Dave Lovering shaved his head?
Even creepier than that..

also, Porl Thompson
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)
# 100 baby spiders


Can we get 100 spider pictures in this thread? We can damn well try!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# this isnt mine
but scared seven shades of shit out of me when Acab posted it...


www.b3ta.com/board/8303058

EDIT: - and with that, im off to the pub

night b3ta!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
# I don't have any.
OR a proper mouse.

So...... * that will have to do. It's very tiny, and three of it's legs fell off. But it's happy. See, it's got a friend *.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
# From that halloween monster builder thing a while back
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# thats awesome
more people should say so too
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)
# I made a bunny with it.
But this is better.

Also, I was searching for the bunny. Now I wish I hadn't.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)
# cheers
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)
# No.
Swarming spiders are not nice.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# But baby spiders are cute!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# can i?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Will a flyder do?


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Oo! Nice shop!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
#
spider

science spider

spider
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Quick and Sh1t!
Well heres one for your collection. I hope his eyes aint bigger than his belly!



Oh snap! Football is on! I'm off 2 the olde pube!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Fancy a housefly Gromit?
Woo!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Fluff!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Chicken Spider-Legged Thing do ya?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Woof!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)
# This is great
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# A new logo for the new vide-o!


ris-ers will have to ris.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
# ris
Photobucket
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Youv'e 'Absolutely' no idea?


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)
# stoner brigade?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)
# old tv sketch show
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Borked link.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
# yep!
wiki link now.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
# ^ this
with no capital B for originality.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
# + ly
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
# tis a 404
and a shit excuse for me to wheel this out again: -

Photobucket

EDIT: - DAMN you're fast!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
# i see...
whats the pun?
sorry if its obvious
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Try this
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I just cannot wait for the Box set!!!


(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)
# + they need to release the series
Who Dares Wins as well.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)
# ...with its Stoney Bridge
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)
# absolutely
they will ;)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Supe!
How goes?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
# well it goes well really except i've got a ton to do tonight
yourself?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Off work! I have the cold from Hell!!
and managing to get some b3ta in. (not been on much lately).
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)
# ARGH!
tis man flu!

The most horrendous and contagious sickness in the world!

and only men (and REALLY FUCKING HORRID WOMEN) can get it!


*flees*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Run! Run for your life!
*sneezes*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)
# *catches*
*moans*

*melts*

*explodes*

*freezes*

*shatters*

*unexpected horse*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)
# I agree.
Absolutely.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)
# YES!
I'm going on YouTube to find some of that comic gold!

edit: Found Some! 24 carat!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)
# i know its bridgestone originally
but i am still RISing im afraid.

is it RISing or RISsing?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)
# *does the accent*
*realises it doesn't translate on the web*

*carries on regardless*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
# I heard the accent in my head
when I saw this. Couldn't help it!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)
# stoneybridge, with its historic stoney bridge
woo yay
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)
# FÚCK YEAH SEAKING!!
thanks for the ris clearup "STONEYBRIDGE!"
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)
# sorry
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
# *fwaps along*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# nice one on sunday
:)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)
# it needs more practice
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)
# *hides the silver*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)
# is he touching himself?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
# very well done...
and mind out where you aim that thing!

just had this cleaned
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)
# how did you clean the inside of your computer screen?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)
# twas awkward
bit it tingled a little
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)
# is this a self portrait?
I think you did a great job considering you have only 1 working hand.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)

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