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sorry

(goatsy open wide, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:25, archived)

*guilty snicker*

*click*

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Ratsta, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:15, archived)

butter fraud nudity zoetrope.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:17, archived)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 6 May 2008, 9:18, archived)

okay this is what I'm reduced to.

MAKE THIS THREAD MORE INTERESTING, IF YOU DARE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 5:54, archived)

Erm, ok.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:00, archived)

that looks a nice place to be.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:02, archived)

now that's me in about 10 minutes!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:06, archived)

ONE MINUTE LEFT

mmmmmmmmmmm beer

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:15, archived)

I'm having a "National Bohemian" right now

it's Baltimore's pride! And what I consider the highest quality "shitty beer" on the market.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:25, archived)

lies.

baltimore has zero pride.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:57, archived)

HAPPY SPIDER IS HAPPY.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:03, archived)

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE REALLY INTERESTING?

MY ABILITY TO SEE YOUR PICTURE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:02, archived)

ah well, it's this picture

www.dailykitten.com/archives/1786-misty.html
with the caption, "YIFFGRRYIFFGRRYIFFMEOWMEOW".

I really ought to start another b3tards account

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:03, archived)

YES YOU REALLY OUGHT TO

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:06, archived)

JA!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:13, archived)

JAJAJAJAJAJA!

blog.modernmechanix.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/lrg_double_cig.jpg

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:21, archived)

HELL YEAH BITCH

I used to smoke two cigarettes at once sometimes when I was a kid.
just to show people how fucking 'ard I was

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:24, archived)

A kid at my school used to smoke halfway down the filter for some reason

One time we got him to smoke eight cigs through his nose in a row.

He was almost crying from the pain the next day.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:26, archived)

muwhahhahhah.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:38, archived)

THIS IS THE SORT OF THING WE USED TO DO FOR FUN BEFORE THE INTERNET.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:56, archived)

ALSO: BREAKING INTO ABANDONED OFFICE BUILDINGS.

NOW I JUST SIT HERE, FAT AND NAKED, CLICKING THE REPLY BUTTON.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:00, archived)

LOOK I CLICKED IT AGAIN

*removes pants*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:04, archived)

No, I'll let it be what it is.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:03, archived)

YESSSSSSSS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:05, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:13, archived)

Dino

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:05, archived)

Tanisaur.

With no tan lines, the tart.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:21, archived)

first new thread for 3.5 hours and this is all we get?

still, it's got kittins, fluffs, lolz and toaps, so it gets a healthy B+

and btw, i don't recommend google image searching for "yiff". fucking strange world out there ...

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:05, archived)

I KNOW, I'M SO ASHAMED

but it's the only new picture I made today
and by made I mean captioned
I'M SO ASHAMED

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:10, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:11, archived)

"they don't call me Bruce the boat-builder"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:15, archived)

You don't come here for the hunting, do you?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:18, archived)

it's entirely absurd, but I still love that joke.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:26, archived)

pfffttt.....

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:57, archived)

yay!

g'night
*relurks to bed*

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:20, archived)

*is compelled to give it food*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:23, archived)

Aww

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:24, archived)

purrrfect

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:31, archived)

THIS BOWL. IT IS EMPTY. DO YOU SEE?!

what a beautiful cat.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:34, archived)

aww, fluff.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:45, archived)

MY NAME IS VINCENT. I DARE.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 6:58, archived)

well, hel-LO!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:06, archived)

he posts ads in the personals on craigslist here.

sometimes i wish i were a heterosexual woman just for guys like this.

edit: here he is! for the whole saga, click here.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:08, archived)

he's heterosexual?

no wai.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:13, archived)

check out the links i added. wai.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:15, archived)

ah, he is Classy.

and Definitely doesn't have any little boys Buried in his Basement.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:17, archived)

ahhhahah!

toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/rnr/624562309.html

I notice he's simultaneously looking for a committed, long-term relationship, and a casual, no-strings-attached relationship.. and even a strictly-platonic friendship.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, VINCENT? YOU HEARTBREAKER.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:19, archived)

there used to be more posts about him, but they vanished a while ago.

i bet he gets laid more than most of craigslist.

edit: imagine if he and funnybunny had kids.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:23, archived)

lotsa sad, lonely, desperate people out there.

I'm much happier being an over-educated misanthrope with lotsa cats

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:26, archived)

haha, i had to check there to see if my hands had posted that without my brain noticing.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:28, archived)

also:

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:39, archived)

aaaaaaaHHHAHHHAHHAHHHAAAAAAHHHAHHHAhhahhhahh!

NOW THAT IS FUCKING CLASSY.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:42, archived)

got $10? want to see a movie?

i am daring myself to ask her for a date.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:44, archived)

i think he's made of magic and moonbeams.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:21, archived)

and butylated hydroxytoluene

to preserve freshness.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:29, archived)

dunno about interesting.....

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:56, archived)

ah, Kermit.

HOW PATIENTLY HE WAITS HIS TURN.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 8:04, archived)

last in line at the gangbang *

* chook blowies

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 6 May 2008, 8:08, archived)

Have some birch trees

9x12" etching. CFB. Short edition of 3.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 6 May 2008, 2:16, archived)

bring back the birch !

lovley piccy

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:21, archived)

the birch

is back

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:41, archived)

now it shows.

I was getting redex.

Bloody hell, that's good, I'd be lucky to get a pencil to look like that let alone an etching.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:27, archived)

bird boxes? or cctv?

luvverly pic

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:28, archived)

hello new desktop!

wow, my last two desktops were also by you! I'm an out and out fan it would seem :P

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:29, archived)

You are a nasty bastard

and are biased against me ;)

You never desktopped Sir Patrick but you will go all out for wood?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:31, archived)

Go on, send me sir patrick, and I will desktop him :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 6 May 2008, 4:54, archived)

Yowser.

You're getting a bit good at this.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:46, archived)

youre in sheffield

sweet!
best of all places

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 3:14, archived)

Except for

sexy town

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 May 2008, 3:20, archived)

wheres that?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 3:21, archived)

if i said

all the dregs would come here, and the sexiness quotiant would drop considerably

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 May 2008, 3:22, archived)

Fair enough

sexiness levels are something that needs to be monitered closely

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 3:28, archived)

you live in

my pants? To be fair that's gonna explain a lot, not least the smell.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 3:46, archived)

you are good at these etching things

Also: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7378695.stm

haha only in britain

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 3:18, archived)

Speaking of trees:

www.jonco48.com/blog/Sexy_20Tree_20Erotische_20Boom.jpg

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 May 2008, 3:19, archived)

please tell me you fucked it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 3:20, archived)

alas

it's not my photo

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 May 2008, 3:21, archived)

shame you missed out on a right opertunity there

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 3:22, archived)

for what it's worth

i was once caught wanking in the bushes

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 6 May 2008, 3:23, archived)

like getting peanut butter out of carpet

or so i hear.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 6 May 2008, 3:25, archived)

Number 17: the birch.

The birch.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 3:39, archived)

I like your picture.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 May 2008, 3:50, archived)

I READ YOUR BLOG AND IT IS GOOD YOU NO LONGER FEAR FOR YOUR LIFE AND / OR SANITY.

HOWEVER I AM STILL CURIOUS ABOUT THE FUCKING SATELLITE DISH
AND THE TENT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 4:04, archived)

IT WOULD ALMOST APPEAR THAT IT HAS ALL BEEN WRAPPED UP IN A NEAT LITTLE PACKAGE

BUT AS YOU SUGGEST THERE ARE MANY LOOSE ENDS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 May 2008, 4:20, archived)

ALSO:

salgat.googlepages.com/Imagem35.jpg

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 May 2008, 4:57, archived)

Hahahahaaa, seal is evil!

Ning gronk,
Ning /board.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 6 May 2008, 5:04, archived)

no, no..

just a little crazy.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 5:08, archived)

BULLETBALL IS GENDER NEUTRAL

bulletballgames.com/

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 May 2008, 5:10, archived)

WHOOPS I PASTED THE WRONG LINK

bulletballgames.com/order.html

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 May 2008, 5:16, archived)

WHAT IS IT

THAT PAGE DOESNT MAKE SENSE TO ME

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 5:23, archived)

BULLETBALL, BULLETBALL IT'S A BULLETBALL

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 6 May 2008, 5:35, archived)

EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 5:38, archived)

no way is that shit worth three hundred bucks.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 5:38, archived)

ahhhaaaaahhhahhahhhhh YES!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 6 May 2008, 5:07, archived)

bloody condos are going up everywhere.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:01, archived)

Quick and dirty

yet not quick enough to avoid being scrolled off the first page. Ah well.

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 6 May 2008, 10:44, archived)

Just doodled Mrs Sausage

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:08, archived)

you are a very lucky man :P

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:08, archived)

and then drew a lovley picture of her

how nice.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:10, archived)

hehe

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:10, archived)

pffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:11, archived)

haha!

Of course!

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:13, archived)

I did her quick and dirty

And then I did this.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 6 May 2008, 2:24, archived)

Hey cool,

what did you use to do that?

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:44, archived)

penis

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 6 May 2008, 3:13, archived)

shaaaaaaaaaaa

ding

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:44, archived)

photoshop

hello dodge, burn, and magic wand.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 6 May 2008, 3:22, archived)

i see she still has no lower teeth.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:59, archived)

the aga bot

Click for bigger (65KB)
sits in the kitchen wasting fuel doing fuck all most of the time.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:03, archived)

he's got the robot life of luxury

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:11, archived)

I like your bots

they are rather useful

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:12, archived)

haha. Thats one of the best ideas ever.

our aga is like a fucking museum piece and i fancy myself as a bit of a cook. Bollocks to that, SMEG FTW!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:20, archived)

SMEG FTW!

TAKE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT, MOTHERFUCKERS!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:30, archived)

it's only on b3ta

that I could get embarrassed that my hob is made by smeg.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:34, archived)

nicely.

whoops, slow ninja.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:42, archived)

Ever been held hostage by a bug? I am. Right now.

Swat the fucker, wake up the whole house, maybe miss and get stung.
Use bug spray, ruin curtains, potentially poison pets.
Leave it there, someone may get stung in the morning.
And in case of my relatives, that means gynormous swelling and/or hospitalization.
Screw nightmares, i give you: nightwasp.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:03, archived)

just cunt the fucker in the fuck

and be done with it

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:05, archived)

CUNT IT IN THE FUCK

or eat it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:07, archived)

Open a window, and let it fly out.

No? Get a glass and a piece of card, do it that way?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:07, archived)

close all the windows and smoke a joint.

breathe it at the wasp. i promise you the wasp will get stoned and fall out of the sky, then you can just pick it up and throw it out the window.

used to do it all the time when there was a nest in my roof...

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:22, archived)

Just found me some deodorant

would that work?
The thing hasn't moved in half an hour, it hid between some model helicopters.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:23, archived)

deodorant might just piss it off

the glass idea is usualy the best, otherwise blat the fucker with an elastic band

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:29, archived)

I'd have crushed the little stingy bastard long ago,

thing is it's in a very unswattable place, holed up between some toys on top of a wooden curtain cover.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:31, archived)

deodorant and lighter makes for a nifty makeshift flame thrower

toast the little blighter,

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:35, archived)

I DID IT!

Had to dress myself up like the bankrobbers from Inside Man, moved all the furniture to optimize an escape route, goaded it out of its hidey-hole, and WHACK!
Even stomped on it a couple of times to be sure it was proper dead.
_{I realize how silly this all sounds, but your mouth was probably not invaded by a wasp when you were six, unlike mine.}

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:59, archived)

hurray!

evil little fuckers

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 6 May 2008, 3:14, archived)

LOL LOL I SUK!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:19, archived)

Domino

Sorry, slightly half-arsed, revision has drained me

(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:26, archived)

Whilst I find your picture amusing

I understand from where you you are coming from. Fight Club sig et al. I know you and your house. A pox on them.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:57, archived)

you're going to have to explain that :P
me no comprehende

(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:14, archived)

itzesupermaaario!

and good night!

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

GAY SHIFT!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:11, archived)

ITS ME ITALIAN STEREOTYPE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:19, archived)

nah

I've never seen an italian who looks like mario.

All italians look like the Fonz, but more mobby.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:21, archived)

well they are all plumbers and have porno tashes

and like collecting coins at the bottom of big green pipes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:23, archived)

don't forget that they're all products of rape by Moors

they prefer to keep that quiet though.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:30, archived)

Oh be quiet you

progeny of good, honest Danish rapine pillage.

I'm having an EXCELLENT wine right now. It's giving me the horn.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:52, archived)

nice

I've not had a good wine for a wee while. Been drinking a lot of beer recently. Thursday was particularly good. I got utterly guttered on a hill, starting at 9am. As it was followed by an historic achievement for everyone's least favourite club except mine, it was a good drunken day.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:04, archived)

I'm suprised ( at my good fortune )

I've had a few kronenbourg ( or the crooning berg as she likes to call it given my tendency to break into song after a case ;)) but I got a case of J.P. Chenet Colombard chardonnay from the Tesco wine club ( I know, I'll cunt myself in the fuck ) but it's fucking beautiful. a dry wine that actually has a bit of fruity body to it. I was checking the receipt and it was £60 with a small discount and for a fiver a bottle I might open another ;)

You never told me, did your local team win something yet? i don't get backwater news. Are they still in the vauxhaul opel fruit league?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:25, archived)

I saw an Italian who looked exactly like Mario, he was even wearing a red boiler suit.

I think I've actually got the photo on my harddrive somewhere if you hang around for a few mintes.

EDIT: Seemingly it was an orange boiler suit.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:30, archived)

hahahaha

Its mario

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:36, archived)

As an Italian I find that culturally offensive.

Now I demand you compensate me with some massive 2 foot high yellow coins.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:40, archived)

Only 2

100 and you will get an extra life

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:41, archived)

My dad hates pasta, he's possibly the worst Italian ever.

Pointless titbit of the day.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:45, archived)

I hate polish cusine

but its mainly cabbage based dishes and I dont like cabbage

/Half polish blog

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:46, archived)

cabbage is a horrible fart-smelling fruit

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:52, archived)

I like this :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:47, archived)

You like my dad?

No accounting for taste I suppose.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:52, archived)

STOP TWISTING MY WORDS :'(

I like the fact that he is a shit italian, foo'.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:08, archived)

Christ, I knew you were perverse but I didn't think you were into scatology* too.

*coprophilia really

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:14, archived)

hahaha!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:51, archived)

I like his deelyboppers.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:03, archived)

hahaha

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Grampa, Tue 6 May 2008, 3:16, archived)

would.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:07, archived)

maaaarrrrriiiiiooooooo.

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d d, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:21, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:11, archived)

Seeing as it's been a while since I did a Bumblehutch

But I can't be arsed to do a full one.

A Bumblehutch entry for Clansoul's longcat thingy too, as I felt the need to jump on a bandwagon.

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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:17, archived)

Yaaaay! :D

It's up, by the way.
www.sambennallick.co.uk/longcats.html

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ClanSoul, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

Awesomes

Cheers

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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:19, archived)

No problem :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:23, archived)

that link doesn't work for me

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:24, archived)

I like bumblehutch

he's a loveable character

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:19, archived)

I'm still not entirely sure what he's called to be honest.

For some reason I wanted the town they lived in to be called Bumblehutch and the characters to be numbered. Then I decided that he was to be called Fumbleby and the intelligent one was to be called Cheeseroll. Then I gave up on the hallucinogens.

But anyway, thanks for the kind words!

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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

I shall call him Shovelboy

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

How about

limbless wonder?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

How about

~~Shovelboy~~ Steve the floating body parts man

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:26, archived)

That's quite super.

but I do hope that is not strawberry flavour. I hate anything that is strawberry flavoured except of course strawberries which I love. How odd is that?

In other news hello you lot. My internet has been borked for over a day and no amount of thumping would fix it. However the implication to the 'technician' that arrived after my forceful argument on the telephone that there could indeed be thumping involved if he did not supply me with a new modem no matter that he thought it was my PC causing the issue seems to have done the trick.
New modem, all fixy. He did look sheepish when I smiled at him and said 'told you so' as he left.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

Thumping didn't work?

That's almost unheard of!

I get bollocked for thumping my computer. My defense is that it's wonderfully cathartic even if it doesn't actually fix the problem.

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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

Thumping the side of my computer really really hard fixed my harddrive.

The needle or the plates were out of alignment as you could tell be the horrible spinny grinding sound and the fact the computer wouldn't start. Smacking it really hard fixed it fairly well though.

Also my Amiga 500 would only load floppies if you punched down on the top of it with all your might.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:34, archived)

I'm all for thumping.

Sometimes if the person is not even broke!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:35, archived)

my favourite saying of lately is

"oh fish sticks" :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:34, archived)

I'm trying to cut down on my swearing

Especially in public places. I've been using "flaps" a lot lately as the dirty minded find it hilarious and the more innocent/prudish seem to quite happily gloss over it.

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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:38, archived)

I have to say that I find

saying "I'm tearing some cunt a new arsehole if this isn't put right before I get back from my fucking lunch"
has greater effect on my plebeians than "oh fiddlesticks, you appear to be unable to use a tape measure".

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:42, archived)

thats the sort of thing my dad would say

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:38, archived)

Heheh

I do love these quite the lots. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

Hello :]

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ClanSoul, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:39, archived)

Hai there.

Watcha up to? :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:53, archived)

nosegays!

hello

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

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ClanSoul, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:56, archived)

Hello SkUGles.

How are you, lovely?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:57, archived)

i resemeble a panda with bloodshot eyes

i don't feel too good, headache won't go away and i can't sleep again

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

Would you like a somewhat relevant animal to cheer you up?

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

Aw, poor thing.

If it makes you feel any better, I have retarded sunburn, bruises, scrathces and sore muscles. Also, I had to wash beer out of my hair.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

Teen parties ftw.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:17, archived)

Bamboozle.

Both days. ^_^
If you're wondering...

And how are you, Mr. Riviera?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:18, archived)

BOTH DAYS?

lucky :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:23, archived)

YES!!

I convinced my dad! It was amazing! I moshed, and crowd surfed, got dropped on my head, got hit with beer bottles, water bottles, smoothies, I saw MSI, The Academy Is..., Tokio Hotel, and loads of others, met Drop Dead, Gorgeous...*sigh*. It was awesome. There was a guy dressed as L from DeathNote. I gave him a hug, and when he shook my hand and asked my name, he bowed to look in my eyes. His eyes were gorgeous, I stopped breathing for a few seconds. :D

Well, great except for the EmJudy bit. But what can you do.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:27, archived)

STD PLayed - god id love to see theM!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:08, archived)

retarded sunburn

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:15, archived)

isketch?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 2:19, archived)

Yes.

My emo fringe kept one area of my forehead from beinf burnt but the rest of my face got burnt.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 6 May 2008, 3:20, archived)

lol emo

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 3:30, archived)

Whats the cure for not sleepign?

I fail to do that regularly and when I manage to get to sleep i wake up in the afternoon and miss all my lectures

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:06, archived)

I was just editing a journal entry ^_^

And you? And how are you, too?

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ClanSoul, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:55, archived)

I am trying to figure how to make my computer record my guitar sounds.

I might have to fold a mic to the guitar. I don't want to do that. :/

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:58, archived)

DON'T DO THAT :(

have you not got a mic stand?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

Ideally you need two microphones.

What mic have you got? I'm guessing it's a Shure SM-58 or a Rode NT-something.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

No!

And if I told you what kind of mic I was recording with...I don't know. You would probably be sad.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

cant you get a cable to plug into the PC?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

Probably.

But I don't have one. I texted my guitar teacher to ask what he thought, but he's probably in class or a gig, so I haven't heard back.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

UL?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:11, archived)

U LOSE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:15, archived)

OH HUSH

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:20, archived)

LOL

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:27, archived)

ROFLZZ

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:33, archived)

LMAO

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:35, archived)

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:39, archived)

I dont know what that means

rofflecopter lolskates etc...

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:44, archived)

Oh my!

Well I don't know :/
I'll leave you to it, anyway, I'm going to bed now.

Sorry about cutting our conversation short, earlier, my internet has started fucking up again and my sister used the phone twice.
She only uses it when it's screwy :[

Goodnight! *hugs*

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ClanSoul, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:01, archived)

Nunight.

Sweet dreams.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:02, archived)

Have a good evening, dear.

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ClanSoul, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:02, archived)

Thank you, sir.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

^_^

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ClanSoul, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:05, archived)

I did some stuff in GarageBand to test my mac the other day.

What type of guitar is it? I used an electro-acoustic and just ran it straight through a desk (though any amplifier should be okay) and out through a mini jack into the computer's mic socket. I was surprised at how decent it actually sounded, compared to some of my old attempts into my PC.

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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

Really?

Hm...I shall try that tomorrow when I'm at my dad's house. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:05, archived)

2 in 1 post

I tried to do -
Magnum Opus: (n) a large ice-cream covered in seeping boils.

And made myself sick. So text only for that one I'm afraid.
*edit: I REFUSE to go back on google images for that one, someone with a stronger stomach can do a proper post, sorry*

And

Abundance (n, esp. u.s.) A dance focusing on the buttocks.

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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

ha ha ha ha !

do the first one sounds ace.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:10, archived)

Hahahah

Both are great, but I demand the picture of the magnum.

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ClanSoul, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:12, archived)

yay - 17000 posts (repost because im far too tired)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:12, archived)

hahah

shake shake shake
shake shake shake
shake that booty

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

*shakes his ass*

"oi leave that donkey alone"

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

~~donkey~~ kid

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:16, archived)

goats?

at this time of day?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:17, archived)

~~goats~~ ewe

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

just because i live in wales....

doesn't mean i own velcro gloves and oversized wellingtons!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

you live in wales!

Blimey
But you do own velcro gloves and oversized wellies tho dont you

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

....they came with the house...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:23, archived)

Lies

Monkey, door etc...

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

Look at it go, man!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

ha ha you edited my arse girating ha ha ha

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:19, archived)

Yes I did, and I would do it again too!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

lol

if i wasn't so lazy i'd make you a badge "i adjusted the speed on SkUG's butt cheek creek animation"

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

hehe

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

Surely you'd have to work the phrase "Give me ramming speed!" into it somewhere.

Because we all know you love meat's ramming speed.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

Meat can ram? Canned Ram meat?

i'm confused

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

the ass crack is somewhat more prominent in this one

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:19, archived)

yes

it is more pronounced

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

is that a compliment?

should i be concerned?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

I dont know

its just drawing my eyes to it
In a strange homo-erotic way

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:23, archived)

it's like a

mangina.

Congrats

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:39, archived)

is tha a good or a bad thing?

ta :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:47, archived)

Goood

mangina always brings glee to people

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:48, archived)

No No No!

Magnum Opus is a Big Irish Cat!!!

(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

this is wonderfully jiggly

perfect timing, too, as i'm now off to bed. g'night, all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

nite nite

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

g'nite Mash Spunky!

I mean Smash Monkey!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:26, archived)

magnum opus is

a big irish cat
(according to isihac)

(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:28, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:33, archived)

is that the list of people

who need a bucket on their heads before anyone would shag them?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

No, bucket-cunts, and bucket-rectums.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

ah.

goatses and goatshes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:37, archived)

Shuperb mish meshy pushy.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

you're shilly ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

Shuper duper.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

What I want to know is who the hell is Fuckie Stallone.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

Jackie's dad.

Duh.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

jackie stallone's sister

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

It's her dad, ermm, excuse me, I have studied, k?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

*grips handbag*

oooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

What's for tea mother, PINS?!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

yes.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

Pin-pudding?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

pin soup

followed by pin salad
and for dessert, rather unusual, i think you'll like it; pin crumble.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:53, archived)

Crumble in tha Fumble.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

in the bowl.
with the pin custard.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:02, archived)

Both of the above.

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ClanSoul, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

his head doesn't fit his body

thats what makes this funny

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

He got a beeeeeeeeeeeg face.

That's it Stuphor, you help me.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:37, archived)

Bucket snatches?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

and rectums, yesh.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

JAPES

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ClanSoul, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

Japes on a list.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

MOTHERFUCKING BASKET ZONES

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ClanSoul, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

MY SON WAS KILLED BY A BASKET ZONE!

He took a wicker one over the boarder, they shot heem in tha shit.

Heem deserved it.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

OH FUCK.

I wance delt with a BASKET ZONE case.
It waz dangerus as ther were bombz and stuff.
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS RIGHT?
WITH THE BOMBS. AND THE STINGERS.

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ClanSoul, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

A basket raped me.

Twas a yellow one.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:55, archived)

Just be thankful it wasn't a blue one.

God, they're nasty.

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ClanSoul, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:59, archived)

This be trufax, they'll rape ya, with no post-rape snuggles.

BooyA!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:02, archived)

POSTER APE

SNUGGLEZ

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ClanSoul, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:09, archived)

It's not even midnight yet!

WHOA MAN

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:55, archived)

FUCK THIS SHIT

ONE MINUTE

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ClanSoul, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:59, archived)

HOLY CRAP

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:01, archived)

IT'S FUCKING TUESDAY

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:02, archived)

OMFG

I'M GOING TO DIE*

*BED

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ClanSoul, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:02, archived)

*das bett

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:04, archived)

Betty?

WEEOPEEOWEE!

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ClanSoul, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:06, archived)

tuesday is payday

therefore good.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:04, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

i bet you has.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

looks full

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

Who fucked who?

Quite the conundrum.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

My other version/usage of that might provide us an answer...

...But it may be a lie. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:55, archived)

Wardrobe

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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:26, archived)

ROBIN HAS A BONER.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:30, archived)

When he punches the star sound effects thing says WOGAN!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:30, archived)

BAM!

SPLUFFF!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:37, archived)

ARGH FLASHER!

*covers eyes*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

he has silly pants

and a big hole in the top of his snooker table.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

Batman reference = cleeks

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

you know

that's no way to fight crime

boy wonder indeed :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

since its quiet, lets play a game, add/remove something to this picture to improve it - for example arms, then the next person can add/remove something to improve it etc etc - first person to post the 10th image wins a cookie

Click for bigger (45KB)
oh and keep it in this thread ta :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:22, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:25, archived)

thats the spirit!

yay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:26, archived)

Only got Paint - and laptop pad - not alot else I could do :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:26, archived)

thats ok :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:35, archived)

OH WOW. LOOK WHAT I DID:

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:26, archived)

jump that shark!

yay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:27, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

Oh fuck!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

O_O

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

FUCK YEAH

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

hahaha love the title of it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

it's also written in japanese

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

I dont speak japanse

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

me neither

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:50, archived)

LOL

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

domo arigato

there you go, have some japanese, it's free!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:11, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

mooore!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

OHHHHH SHIIIIII-

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

this made me laugh too hard

and i don't know why :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:50, archived)

^.^

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:00, archived)

HAHA!

This got silly!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:01, archived)

did you edit mine or the one above?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:10, archived)

I was in the middle of doing er

I can't remember

it's getting out of control man

IT'S GETTING OUT OF CONTROL!!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:12, archived)

OOSP..s

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:01, archived)

HANK

LOL

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

O_O

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

IT'S A CRAZY COMBO.

CAN LIFE GET ANY BETTER?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:11, archived)

YES, SIGFINIFCANTLY!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

woah

YEA!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

hahahaha

this is madness

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

This is not madness!

This is er

Sparta?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:10, archived)

techno remix!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

mental!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

Well

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:26, archived)

Hey Wowowowow.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:27, archived)

Wotcher, squire

How goes it? I've been trying to skin up for 40 minutes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

Fuckered are you?

Fancy sharing?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

Of course, come here and you may smoke as much as you please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

Zomgyhurrahs!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

Polleny as fuck loveliness, it is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:33, archived)

*does a sad look*

I'M SO LONELY.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

*posts you an inflatable friend*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

IS IT A POKEMON?

IF I HAD A POKEMON I'D BE SO HAPPY.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

yes :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

Oh meester *hug*

No need. Capitano love abounds.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

*cries down your top*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:37, archived)

top of what?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

You need a lovely big bubble bath.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

I need some food. Our house has shit all. MAH TUMBLY IS HUNGY.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

I've only got healthy shit.

I can offer you bananas, apples, salad, turkey, leeks, celery or wholemeal bread.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

can i have a banana and apple - do you have any orange juice?

if so i would like to make a fruit salad :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

No, I've got tomato or pomegranate and apple.

And organic blueberry squash.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:50, archived)

top one will do

chop into chunky bits, add juice and eat :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

Tomato?

....you weirdo.

Please mean pomegranate and apple.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

oh i thought it was all one thing

yes the pollygranite and apples please :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:56, archived)

your cupboards are evil.

what happened to the chocolate???

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

I have to keep losing weight, so I'm not allowed to buy it.

HOWEVER I have been to a birthday party tonight so have had trifle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

i've been to my cousin's

and eaten pizza with steak on it.
i also had far too much alcohol.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

I didn't have any booze

On friday I had 4 vodka lime and sodas though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:53, archived)

i made great drinks.

bacardi, peach schnapps, raspberry shotz and pineapple juice. delicious!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:57, archived)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

Eyebrows? Because of the conversation we were having?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

No, she just has very atypical sexual fantasies.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

Yeah, although that sig is from Aaaages ago

and I meant to change it.

I'd just never really paid any attention to my eyebrows before, and I can't decide if they are good eyebrows or not.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

some eyebrows better then no eyebrows

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

Haha you'd have to ask SkUG about that!

^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:50, archived)

me?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

The first thing you ever asked me on here was

'Do you have eyebrows?'

hahaha

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

oh eyebrow fetish

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:26, archived)

"I'm lying on my back, gently stroking my slender...

...eyebrows"

Just doesn't quite work, does it?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

well it made me a little aroused

might have been the words slender and stroking

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

Pfft, boys are too easy.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:42, archived)

Na - its just been waaaay too long

edit: Whoops forgot the word been

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:45, archived)

Forgot, yeah.

Obviously forgot.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:50, archived)

eh?

oh - well that aswell ;)

_{May contain traces of lies}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

LOL SMALL PENIS ALERT

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:57, archived)

ITS A GROWER!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

Aww, diddums

You keep hoping that's what it is!

^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:01, archived)

Ive had nothing but positive feedback

Ill have you know!

^{/may be bigger then average blog}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

Hahaha

*does real life, through the nose lol*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:09, archived)

I've got one of those, it generally tends to be people who wear briefs versus boxers.

Seeing as the sheer gravity of boxers seems to stretch the relaxed state over the sucessive years, whereas briefs bunch everything up.

/far too much information blog

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

I wear boxers and occasionally commando when i havnt done any washing in a while

but thats a perfectly good hypothesis for it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:05, archived)

Sheesh, you guys are queer.

^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:08, archived)

Oh thanks

Im just a lil geeky and doing an engineering degree which heightens the geekyness

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:10, archived)

*lezzes up with epiphany*

At least we're getting some!

Actually that made me sick a bit in my mouth.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:10, archived)

Wooo

Finally some Action!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:12, archived)

If they are slender and black/dark brown.

Then that is sexy....well attractice....well nice...sort of.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:39, archived)

ADMIT IT

EYEBROWS GIVE YOU A TOTAL HARD ON

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:43, archived)

Lies.

Particle Physics is the only thing to give me a hadron.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:45, archived)

O_O

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!

*does not want to snigger*

*does not want to snigger*

*does not want to snigger*

*does not want to snigger*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:47, archived)

You know it makes you worse for finding it funny.

I could just have an eidetic (I had to look that word up because I can never sodding remember it) memory and reel off jokes I know would entertain you sad types.

/did Physics for A-Level but was shit at it blog

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:52, archived)

ha ha me too! (the physics bit)

but i did do advanced mathematics at college :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

I did Maths for A-Level and was pretty good at it, got an A overall for my AS.

Of course then I realised that I didn't give a shit about the education system or human society as we know it, so the lack of revision and constant despair seemed to affect my grades somewhat.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

Hehehe

You're so cool.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

oh yea

lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:50, archived)

What's that Sam?

Sam says they're excellent.

Oh, and MEHDEH, Yvvie.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

Who the fuck is Sam?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

Some Ethiopian dead guy with long hair who listens to weird music.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:53, archived)

I didn't say BAD weird.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:55, archived)

I'M GONNA BLANK YOU AT THE BASH, SO BADLY.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

I miss Blankety Blank.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

>:(

I'VE WARNED YOU. EXPECT THE COLD SHOULDER.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:09, archived)

As you wish.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:11, archived)

WHAT? WHY ARE YOU NOT SAD? OMG. OMG.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

Would that help?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

*does a sad face*

*looks at his feet and looks all coy*

Yespls :(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

*weeps*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

YOU TOTALLY AREN'T CRYING. I CAN SMELL IT.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

I totally am.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

Faaaaaeeeeeeeee.

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh. Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

*pats*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:25, archived)

*PURRFACE*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

There we go.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

*ahem*

YOU

Edit: OR CLANSOUL

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

YOU WISH I WAS CLANSOUL.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

SO WHAT IF I DO?!!

*remains ambiguous*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:03, archived)

I'M PUTTING YOU ON IGNORE.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:06, archived)

*decides to leap out of ambiguous patch*

BUT I LOVE YOU!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:09, archived)

I'll leap into your ambigious patch!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:11, archived)

Oh pffftt.

You're a quick one, I'll give you that.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

You've cum already?

I'm not only past the line, I can't even see the line! I do apologise, I just can't withhold my jokes...ever. In fact the more inappropriate they are the more I need to say them.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:16, archived)

No, your dad's cum already.

¬¬

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

You'd better trot out and get a morning after pill then.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

*can't see*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

*did not mean to blind you with over enthusiastic love*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:23, archived)

*wipes lady love from eye*

It's 40% urine you know.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

OH GROSS. SOPHIE, THAT'S TOTALLY SICK.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:26, archived)

YOU JUST WISH I WAS CLANSOUL

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

Clansoul in stereo?

ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH FUCKING ARRRGGGGH!!!!!!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:39, archived)

Oh dear, Jeru.

OH DEAR

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

Or the evil computer from something.

Although I forget quite what.

Also I have eyebrows like a Japanese Banzai sunset.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

SAM = Surface to Air Missile.

*makes whooshing noises*

PHRRRWWOOOOOUSHHH*spits everywhere*PSPSPSSPPPSFFFFFFFFSHHHHHHHHS.

I did actually make that noise.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

What's that Ziggy? You want me to kill them?

Yes...kill them all.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

You are a BAD MAN.

Eeeevil things, you did! WELL YOU DON'T SCARE US.

*goes for Carl*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

MEHDEH?

Yvvie?

Umm ris?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

Watch Derek era Most Haunted.

Funny. As. Fuck.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

Oooh spirit guide Sam...

I see.

Derek is one big pile of lol ^_^

I've not seen Most Haunted for years though, I was put off by a friend's dad who used to get really into it then spank me on the arse/punch me round the face.

Yeeeah.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:57, archived)

.......

You realise this isn't the social services' website?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:00, archived)

Ah shit...

I just figured that, with all the pictures of Maddie and Shannon, it must be.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

huzzah

ok choose from the above 3 to continue :p
p.s. did i miss this? www.b3ta.com/board/8084580

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

Disappointingly not naughty enough :(

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

Sort of.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/4k.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

i have no idea why that was book marked... lol

wahey!
www.b3ta.com/board/8341357

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

ha ha this is great

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:37, archived)

who doesnt adore geeraffes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

best of all the elongated animals

edit : please tell me thats a walking stick and not a handfull of giraffe intestinal treats?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

THERE ARE OTHERS!!!!

yes its a walking aid - I R TERRIBLE AT DRAWING WELL

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

ostrich

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

thats just a giant bird

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

yes

sausage dog - phew

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

oh yes those ever so tastey canines

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

laaaaaaaa

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:35, archived)

woah

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:37, archived)

Dr Spak

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

donnie darko?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

Mr Peppers to you sir

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

oh yes

my bad

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

oh noes your supposed to follow on from the above images...

but woo non the less :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

longthread is long.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 6 May 2008, 7:02, archived)

Bindun? - Testicles

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:28, archived)

pffft

re: your sig, yes, but not very often

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:30, archived)

Then you are a very lucky man

PS I still laff at the 50ft Wogan....

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:33, archived)

lucky?

also, ta :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:35, archived)

You must be getting it often

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:35, archived)

...or i masturbate in other locales

after all, if i try and use the internet in the shower, it tends to break

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

As an incidental,

while you're being flattered, everybody loves the t-shirt.

(Fles is a man amongst gods., Mon 5 May 2008, 23:09, archived)

Men don't masturbate because they're not getting sex.

Men masturbate because they enjoy wanking.

One doesn't stop eating chicken just because steak is available.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

I like steak

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

and never, ever in the bath

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:34, archived)

good heavens no

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:35, archived)

big mistake

i'm told.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:40, archived)

Goes all kind of plasticky, if I remember.

Either that or my ex= Bishop.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:42, archived)

so i'm told

sorry i wandered off to watch the blessed on youtube and now i'm buggering off althogether.

i'll catch up on the ailment that inflicted you the other day, when we no doubt cross paths in the morning.
nite nite all.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

Night sir

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:56, archived)

It looks like a nebula

is foamy space.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:14, archived)

Eeeenterestink.

Whilst I was in the bath today a wasp came in. I acted like an allergic 9 year old.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:22, archived)

*loves walking in in the middle of a conversation*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:16, archived)

*loves the smell of queef in the morning*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:20, archived)

*googles*

O_O

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:22, archived)

It's a quote...

Rip Torn, Dodgeball

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:27, archived)

i don't have baths

i'd rather have a shower and then relax on the sofa

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:35, archived)

the last flat I lived in that even had a bathtab

you wouldn't even have wanted to take a bath in.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:50, archived)

my bathtub is like that

I really need to clean it one of these days.

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Shiksa, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:01, archived)

I once took a shower in a council house

I prayed the water would flush away -
alas i had to fish someone elses
matted soapy pubes oh and of course broken glass -
i nearly puked on myself!!!

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:03, archived)

I really wish I weren't eating right now.

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Shiksa, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:06, archived)

who washes themselves with glass

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:23, archived)

ha!

she's giving his thomas a hardy...

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enceladus, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:35, archived)

hoho

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:46, archived)

another one

based on this: b3ta.com/board/8344984

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

Surely the red at the bottom should be a different colour?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:17, archived)

Have you forgotten your oil spectrum? Tsk.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:18, archived)

haven't we all?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:18, archived)

Oi...al?

OH, YOU MEAN MY 710 SPECTRUM!?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:20, archived)

Prefer the other one

This one looks like you are using rock to extract the gay from a blood sample

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:22, archived)

I am going to use the phrase 'extract the gay from a blood sample' in day to day life more often from this moment on

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:44, archived)

and yay to that

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:47, archived)

yay to that

The Gayness is an extended Jazz version...

BTW isn't The Gayness a great name for a band.
.

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:46, archived)

you'd be the lead singer

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:00, archived)

u got that right.

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:09, archived)

I think the first one is better

(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:24, archived)

i like the concept

especially the first one, but I think it'd look better rotated so the guitar head is pointing up.
Cos a guitar is usually seen that way up, while a syringe is often used at any angle. I just find it easier to recognise the guitar head if it's more vertical.

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

I threw a brick at a rabbit once

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:19, archived)

it makes no sense

but its frickin awesome

(

Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

Tha's right motherfucker! oBAMa!

or erm... something. Not sure what came over me.

(I think I'd like a cup of tea now please. if it's not too much trouble)

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:11, archived)

Yeah, I love Tay Zonday.

(

Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

RACIST

;)

/May Tonday?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:28, archived)

yes

he'd like to change your face

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:28, archived)

SLADE

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:03, archived)

Brian!

Has anyone seen Brian Blessed on BBC2 right now?

(nyorsk, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

Yes.

It's the 3rd time it's been on.

Now leave.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:10, archived)

sorry!

oh, terribly sorry, i didnt realise!

goodnight!

(nyorsk, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:15, archived)

I'm going to put my willy RIGHT INSIDE YOU.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:17, archived)

go for the ear!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:19, archived)

nasal passages!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:29, archived)

An invitation?

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:30, archived)

i love your profile.

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:40, archived)

WELL THANK YOOOOOU!

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:43, archived)

Just behind the left knee

/Quagmire blog

(

Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:31, archived)

Most probably saw it when it aired on Friday :)

Have a look on YouTube for the WEBISODE!!1 too.

edit: I hereby declare a Repost Thread!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:10, archived)

I think I'll just post a picture of Cornelius looking angry

if thats okay with you. :)

(

Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

It's more than fine. I'd go as far as to say it's dandy.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

can it dance

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:22, archived)

No, but he can play COD4

(

Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:29, archived)

yay!

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

the best of all the threads....

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:16, archived)

AWESOME.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:17, archived)

hahaha

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:18, archived)

I also like ham

but not wasps

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

LIAR

^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:30, archived)

*sexes*

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:44, archived)

I was totally in the shower when you did that.

*is so clean you could eat off her*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:15, archived)

yay for pearoatsing!

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:19, archived)

Is this... a pleasure model?

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:20, archived)

eventually, you will learn to call the experience, pleasure

of that I'm certain :)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:22, archived)

What have you done to my eyes?

They were working perfectly a moment ago but now they've shut down.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:20, archived)

sorry about that, how about something more family friendly

A cup full of FUCKING TOATS that's right, TOATS!

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:24, archived)

A cup of fucking toats!!!!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:24, archived)

damn right!

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:25, archived)

Wooo!

What does it say on that mug?

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:25, archived)

it say....

"CUP"

but is partially obscured due to an excess of toats

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

TOAST EXCESS IN UNPOSSIBLE!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

FIST OF THE NORTH STAR TOAST SURFEIT 50 SLICES!

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:30, archived)

7UP

as in the lemon based beverage

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

lemon curd on toats

yum!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:31, archived)

Talking of youtube...

I got myself featured on uk.youtube.com :D

(Nothingtoseehere, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:19, archived)

Ace :D

(

ClanSoul, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:22, archived)

Hurrah!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:23, archived)

was it a video of you setting fire to your neck?

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:25, archived)

\o/

Good on ya, Lad.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:38, archived)

Jacob!

long time no see!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:50, archived)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:25, archived)

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:30, archived)

Yay for roasting peas!

I've been wanting to show this one again:

I really leik the toyface meme.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:16, archived)

There's a whale called Gordon alive in the Thames.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:10, archived)

there's a whale called gordon

dead in the house of commons

I'll get me hat.

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

I have no tv

so no...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:11, archived)

I hope you're

British

(

Thinker, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

i rather not watch tv

and yes I am

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

yes

and friday and saturday too, yawn

(pdjpdj, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:11, archived)

You broke your lurking for this?

For shame.

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:11, archived)

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

psycadelic!

now for some speed

(Spikey, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

That's not very considerate...

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:18, archived)

Then this is sure to cause some hurting. Some may wish to use hide...

...although it's actually a little slower than a true spack, it doesn't need speed. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

Must. Kill. Dalmations.

(

..wil, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

is it the repeat of Friday?

and why didn't you ask this in an existing thread?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

8 out of 10 policemen rely on it

(

BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

Ha! Nicely

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

hahaha

I had thought about putting a toe in there...

Yours is a bit more to-scale.
:)

Edit: cup-size enlargened - always worth doing if you have the money

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:06, archived)

hehehe!

i must admit i had to resort to checking the file name.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:08, archived)

this makes me want a nice cup of tea

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on

GO ON!

(

BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:11, archived)

ah, can't be fecked

*drinks storeberry milk instead*

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:19, archived)

My part for ClanSoul's longcat thing

Click for bigger (86KB)

Whole thing so far is here:
www.sambennallick.co.uk/longcats.html

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:53, archived)

who the fuck is clansoul?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:54, archived)

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=56509

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

christ

1 year, and 30 thousand messages
and a profile full of badges
half term was fucking long this year

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:59, archived)

ahahahahahaha

i even made some sceinsetific calculations! see below!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

hehe

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:07, archived)

pfffft

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:15, archived)

holy shit

I've been here almost 4 years, and haven't even broken 7000 messages on the main board yet.

(

Shiksa, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

that's going well

on its way to become a meme 8)

(

Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:56, archived)

oh my

he has posted exactly 77,64 messages a day on the main board for his whole membership...
Clansoul? Do you go out sometimes and stuff?

(

Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

Yep

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ClanSoul, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:09, archived)

Interesting.

Suggestion for ClanSoul, assuming he's around: The Title attribute would be nice for credits. See also, the b3ta motel.

In general- more of this sort of thing.

edit: Now I look again, I see b3ta motel uses a fancy tooltip thing, but the point stands

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:56, archived)

heh thats great

link plz :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:56, archived)

www.b3takit.co.uk/motel/

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:58, archived)

i'm on there :D - edit : thats not the right link

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:10, archived)

In what way is it not?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

ok ignorem e

i'm having b ady!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:59, archived)

i loved the motel

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:15, archived)

thats pretty marvellous

i might have to make my own room...

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:20, archived)

Done.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:21, archived)

Alt and Title are different :)

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

Heh.

I'll figure it out tomorrow.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:02, archived)

I'm sure you'll all be aware that Longcat is an old 4chan meme? Clansoul has made this clear, hasn't he? He hasn't omitted to tell anyone that, has he?

encyclopediadramatica.com/Longcat

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:05, archived)

Well duh, im well aware of that

anyone who has been on the internet should know that by now.

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:08, archived)

I don't think Clansoul thinks everyone knows.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

I dont think he knows himself.

Which is why deviantart should die in a fire

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

I'm sure he does.

You can't peruse pown as much as he's done without picking up a few pointers.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:16, archived)

I know full well where longcat is from

(

ClanSoul, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:15, archived)

i didn't

but i don't know nuffink about no 4chan neither.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:10, archived)

^this^

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:15, archived)

^This.

+ it's a good meme.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:11, archived)

It's not a Leopard

It's a Jaguar.

(

Leo Panthera, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

nice use of filters there

;)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:30, archived)

Can't tell if you're joking

But no filters used.

(

Leo Panthera, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:29, archived)

Wow. That's amazing.

Better than my tiger:

Click for bigger

(

ClanSoul, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:31, archived)

Look a bandwagon!

Lets jump on...

P.S. She'd definatly get stabbed...

(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Mon 5 May 2008, 21:40, archived)

fun fun fun

(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:42, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:42, archived)

Silly bitch

(sulphurous buttock fumes, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:52, archived)

I like it when she scowls

(sulphurous buttock fumes, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:59, archived)

lovely

this one god a bit miffed with me taking it's pic' on sunday

hang on i think the brackets in the name are causing trouble
136kb

edit/ look down there V, the clever people have made it work

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:34, archived)

404 NOT FOUND ERROR

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:35, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/dscf4941_(medium).jpg

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ClanSoul, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:36, archived)

it's the brackets, give me a tick

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

yeah

cos it's so tricky to copy and paste an obviously wonky link address, you cock

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

fuck off you miserable git :)

edit, i just realised you weren't directing that at me, still stands none the less.

p.s ordered my uke today.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

yeah sorry about that

normal service has resumed it seems

i'm not actually grumpy, but it sounds like i am

edit: what colour did you plump for in the end? Mystery Bob is about, don't let him persuade you to use D tuning :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:40, archived)

You called her a cock, you cock.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:41, archived)

purple

marginally less silly than yellow, also ordered a tuner from the same bloke, strings will be for another day. spent a good few moments this morning listening to Israel Kamakawiwo'ole,
the big fella brings a tear to my eye every time i hear him.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:46, archived)

yeah, most music shops will carry uke strings

probably martins which are fine (ignore the dissent on uke sites, if you read them)

as for the big fella, he's really not my cup of tea, but theat's the joy of opinions, eveyone's got one :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

SHE IS A GIRL.

PANDER HER, NOT CALL HER A COCK.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:38, archived)

Tehehe

*wants panders*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:47, archived)

Panders you say

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:06, archived)

BIT HUGE

REALLY

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:08, archived)

I bet that's what you say to all the boys.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

pfffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:12, archived)

You have just implied

that 'all the boys' have large cocks.

WTF would you do a thing like that for!?

^_^

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

Or that you're very nice and make them feel all herculean and great.

Or perhaps you just happen to stand really close and it makes them all look massive due to foreshortening.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:16, archived)

or tiny hands

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:23, archived)

hmph

I wasn't trying to have a dig or anything :(

I'm just not very good with the internets yet.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:40, archived)

ignore me

most sensible people do

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:41, archived)

That's why I don't have you on ignore!

fuck those sensible people

with their sensible shoes

and their wardrobe of business acceptable attire

and their mortgage

and their ford focus

fuck them I say!

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:44, archived)

i meant 'ignore' not 'put me on ignore'

my son has learnt the word 'silly'
everything he dislikes has been 'silly' today

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:46, archived)

in the scheme of things, most things are silly

so his observation is probably close to 100% accurate in this regard :)

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:46, archived)

...FUCK.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:44, archived)

FUCKETTY

FUCK FUCKETTY

FUCK FUCK

FUCKUU

I SHOVED HER CORPSE DOWN THE CHIMNEY

THEN STUFFED DOWN A POO

from the classic film 'Mary Poppers' about the fucking nanny off her tits on every bit of chemical technology available

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:46, archived)

ARRGHHH MY ROFLGLAND.

PISS BATTERY.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:47, archived)

PISS BATTERY?

Man, you got a strange chipshop

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:49, archived)

*fucks*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:46, archived)

Can't I just watch you masturbate?

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

got cam?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:49, archived)

yeh u want to cam2cam?

im a litle shy

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:50, archived)

coconut?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:51, archived)

Only in reverse?

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:52, archived)

Shall not ignore...

... because I just looked at your profile and I have to say, you have some good stuff.

^_^

HI!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:46, archived)

:D ta! also:

www.b3ta.com/board/8345721

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:47, archived)

*inhales*

Oh yeah that's some good stuff.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

that's as maybe

he's still a miserable git, i'd ignore him if i were you.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

who said that?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:50, archived)

Descartes I think.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:52, archived)

I think I would be annoyed if someone started taking my collection of pictures too

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:36, archived)

heres some clouded ones that were protecting their baby

here and here

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:47, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

FUCKING RUN!!!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:51, archived)

nicely

i see you and raise you a snow leopard who wasn't as miffed at having it's picture taken..
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/snowy.jpg

opps i forgot to paste, too much sun today

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:51, archived)

oh behave!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

and here's it's daddy

www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/daddy.jpg

they're taken at a sanctuary for the big cats just up the road from me.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:58, archived)

he does look like he's wondering if you fucking well want some

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

my mum actually stroked it

like i said its a sanctuary for big cats rescued from private collections and such like, not open to the public a such, so not as much health and safety. daddy was up against the mesh and the guide bloke said it was ok ish. it's a great place.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:05, archived)

that sounds awesome

wheres this?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:07, archived)

I would raise you with lions

but b3tards wont upload it for some reason

/used to work in a zoo blog

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

that's cheating

you are really jahled in disguise.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:07, archived)

Na i didnt work with animals unfortnuantly

just in the catering
But mates with one of the keepers - therefore bonus!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:08, archived)

Are you by chance an alias of some of the board's Kitties (vomit, sister, etc.)

and do you have a slight feline obsession?

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:36, archived)

Yes

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Leo Panthera, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:30, archived)

thats a good leopard

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 21:39, archived)

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