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# In space, no-one can hear you do gleeeeee arms
no-one can hear you do gleeeeee arms

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# You know what
I just have to watch your gifs for the arm shake!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# *office gleeeeee arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# this make me happy :D
*happies*
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# hahah
smashing, you just simply are awesome. Please never stop. Ever
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# One of the best yet.
Simply brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I'm having the most rotten week ever, and this has cheered me up more than you could possibly know.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# *hugs*

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I like this!
Esp the ending
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:19, archived)
# i think ive missed something
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:21, archived)
# here's some of them
www.b3ta.com/board/8295399

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Gleeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
# is it wrong
that this makes me hungry?
(Peb long-time lurker, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# i've been waiting for this
patiently. WOO!!! Clickywick!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha, fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
brilliant sir
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:24, archived)
# lully
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Ace :)
Any excuse to drag this out..
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Yeehaw!
Acers!

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# That...
...is incredible!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I expected the horse
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# yeah well, you think I'm fucking mentally ill
you think I'm fucking mentally ill*glowers*

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# pffh :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
gleeeeeeee!

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# :D
hahahahahah!!!!! you should buy the sole rights to that sock puppet and make a book i reckon!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I've tried..all I got was the blessing to use him and credit the maker

I wanted them to make me one but they didn't reply back :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:38, archived)
# shame
sock is my favourite thing on here! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# aaw ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# HORSE IS AN ALIEN
BEWARE
(Goodie, Fri 23 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Hahaha
You spoon.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 23 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Hahaha, yay!
Here's #49774 in appreciation =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 23 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# hahahaha
this is the best one ever!

wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 29 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] HMM
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# HMM?
HMSS you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 23 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Nicely worded!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:05, archived)
# copper based 'phwor'
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# im puzzled as to how
I got money penny all coppered nicely yet failed so badly on the text
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Now we need 007 Pence
if it's not bindun
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Oh, that is good!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] King returns, surely would need new currency?


apologies for naffness, done on eee without a mouse, using paint.
(Peb long-time lurker, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# took me a minute
:D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# well, was either this
or shark n' helicopter.
(Peb long-time lurker, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# i can't believe i'm saying this twice in one day
but "Yyggdrasil"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# has to wiki that
... its meant to be the white tree of Gondor.though, in all likelihood, Tolkein nicked the idea from the Norse.
(Peb long-time lurker, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] What's that beeping noise?


Sorry...

*edit* after 5 fecking goes, finally managed to get that white blob off the top...

previously
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# hahahahh!
full to the brim of woo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# This is really very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# much coolness with a racist undercurrent.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I know,
but I'm in a sarcy 'fuggit' mood.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Boom shake shake the room
tic tic tic tic Exeter.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# While you are all reading the newsletter ...
I just ordered an art package that the advert says will enable me to do this;


My first attempt looks like this though;
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# you've turned yourself into the girl on the advert
:D

magnificent achievement :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# is that ArtRage?
s'nice that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Indeed it is
Maybe I should look at the manual
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# god no
his gingerness will burn your eyes
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I LOVE artrage
I wish I could install it on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# you are welcome to my copy
I don't think I am going to get much use out of it. Mac version.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# It still won't install
I'm not an IT chappy.

Ta though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# what package is that,
I recognise it but can't remember?
edit: ah, this^

edit2: if anyone has a pocket pc/smartphone, have a look at VSpainter (Virtual Spaghetti)- itls like a cut down version of PS for ya phone...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Is that your nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# it's titled: girl wearing a pink hat and yellow sunglasses
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# You cross posting bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Cross? I was livid.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# ha ha (gets the reference)
for once
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# hahahah!
excellent reference!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I understand the English language too!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Sparkle ...
Their web-site says "[you can] sprinkle glitter, and more"(*)

Thasswotyouwannabedoin.

Go on, give us some Glitter sprinkles.




(*) May have taken out of context. It also says "you can easily use it alongside your existing tools." which I found childishly amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# ha!
artrage is the garabaldis
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Oh he is lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# im sure he's very flattered
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# RAT
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Maus Baxter, he was a pricefightin' mouse in detroit back in 1932
of course he died of syphilis and self doubt
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# That ole "self doubt"
Gets em every thime.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# washed up and full of beer
a terrible way for him to go

the twat

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I blame his manager
Saul "Red" Schultz and his mob-connections..
(Pelle ghola, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# yay sketchin
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Y E S !
mickey rat FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# i love horses
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/latest/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
You wuv me really:D
It had to be done!
EDIT: You say the cream yet I am there:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# he missed out the word 'sour'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# You're getting a bit creme fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# it was "cream"
rather than cream
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I worry about the turn out now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# ba-dum
tish!
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# You mean this?
www.instantrimshot.com
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Nope.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Hooray
EDIT: I checked this link, too.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Good timing!
Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# even YOU are spamming the London Bash in the n'letter
gah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
this has all gone weird, just the way i like it


woo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# riverghost?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Nicely, sir
*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# yay for horses!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I played football against Hugh Sexey school!
Fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# this makes me all sad inside
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# How can you be sad
when its 5 minutes to beer o'clock (for me)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# 1.5 hours.....
*gasps*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Less Welsh than a Welsh person
newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Proudly so:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# unlucky, work
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Nope.


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I've wanted to do that for months!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# What - wear a green leotard?
Ghostie, you're scaring me know....

Edit: eh? WTF?

I'm so confused I don't even know what my name is!

/Baldrick blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Well who hasn't?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Haha nice try!


EDIT RIVERGHOST?! You should know better!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I hovered.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# OGGY OGGY OGGY!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# you unbearable tool @D
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# ooo you bastard!
got me good
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# crikey!
a stingray! look out!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# poor attempt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Yeah
But I'm actually giggling like a mad man as I type this:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# yeh
www.b3ta.com/board/8343676
www.b3ta.com/board/8343741
www.b3ta.com/board/7060288
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
you total bastard.

WOo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Gah!
Swinebucket flannelhumper!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 23 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# You called?
*still giggling manically*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# what!
not the Swinebucket Flannelhumper?
Dastardly world war 1 german fighter ace?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Yes, I'm sure it is...
Although I think his faithful wingman - Jerken Nippleflange - is no longer with him. He didn't survive the gdansk zeplin incident.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 23 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# silly blighter bought it when biggles distracted him with his huge knockwurst
they love a bit of knockwurst does jerry!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# uh-oh...
(LIMES, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Do you find when you use that username
You get the rash?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Yeah
But I'm actually giggling like a mad man as I type this:D
(LIMES, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Try using the GEL
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# PLEASE USE THE GEL
(LIMES, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# ^the world has gone insidey outey
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Now that's good skills!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Yeah
I knew it was going to happen:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I am sooooo tempted to stick another one in just above it...
but after my earlier tirades against threadwasting I am resisting...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# hahaha
pwned indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Hahahah oops!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# at least it's not spamming the london bash...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I've put that extra bed in the toilet for ya:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# is not spam
is gentle persuasive propaganda.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# it's not?
I assumed it was and I was just missing something.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# You got me like a christmas turkey.
Speakers full on with no music too!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I'm still just giggle like a big girlie:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# barsteward
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# ka-ching
top hole
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I nearly clicked
so nearly.



Then, realising I haven't actually heard that in a while, clicked anyway.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Yeah I have popcorn to get that soung out my mind:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Coin Cock!

Visit terrible blog here for other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# *guffaws*
If only she was a wallet-snatch, they could make beautiful purse babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# crikey, if that vending machine catches fire, he could be seriously embarrassed
maybe they can fill the machine with GEL and gently tease him out in the traditional peasant manner
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# JAWS OF LIFE
It's the only way.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# bitey bitey jawas!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Jings!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# hahahaha
Coin cock, he's got a coin cock, he's got the cock of a coin and the body of a coin and he floats through the air 'cos he's a big coin cock, coin cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# but does he have any change for a fiver?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# hehehe, excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I'm hooked
It is of the utmost importance that you develop this into a series. Thank you.
(timewaster treemagnet, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:21, archived)
# pffttt...
cut him out and then give him 10 years for that awful fucking shirt!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Bats needn't be taxing...hang on that's not right...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Did you know that's an anagram of Manvat!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Also navmat
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Yeah I nearly opened up paint.net
and started drawing a Vantam...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# And his arch-nemesis...
THE TAX FIDDLER!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh...


Edit: I probably should have scrolled down a bit. That's freaky conincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# psst...quick put it in the batman thread
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Yeah I didn't see that.
Now I just look inconsiderate.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
# yeah, you bastard
*covers daughter's ears*


I don't even have a daughter. How did that happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# maybe it's not your daughter?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# you're suspiciously right
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# maybe it's not her ears
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Cloning, I'm guessing.
It happened in Dr Who, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I haven't seen any Dr Who
not round here, at least
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I'll keep an eye out, and let you know
If he shows up.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
#
du nu nu nu nu nu wrongthread

just kidding. Nice colours.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Quick!
To the Batthread!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Yeah yeah yeah.
My mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# That'll teach him to try and eat a banana without removing the skin.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Two tins of Stagg Dynamite chilli - additional supplies required
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:20, archived)
# :D alright, this made me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# BOGOF on Dark Lords of the Sith?
*stocks up*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Haha
Mr Morrison came into our shop the day he retired. Were a COOP..I was very suprised, once Malcom told me who he was..

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Pffft!
Why are you protecting the guilty parties names' though?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# MMMM thick brown loaf
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Pffft!
(again!)

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I can only apologise...
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:16, archived)
# hahahahahahhaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:16, archived)
# ? ILE ?
"Institution of Lighting Engineers"

EDIT: The batman posts pushed this far to far down! www.b3ta.com/board/8396690
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# What?
Not good enough to be soundies?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Pfffft...
information point!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
FP this NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# 10/10
and a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Don't apologise, just accept this *spang*
just accept this *spang*Image not Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Haha awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Hahaha
I have a mate of mine who is a teacher. Her kids were pissed off when she got married as Alison Eyles was no longer Miss Eyles!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Hahah, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# ...ris?
I know I'm going to look stupid when I know what it is though

EDIT: Pissbeans, just got it. And now I look retarded.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Yep....
I should have kept hitting you until you got it.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I probably deserve a smack or two for being so slow
Have a click, anyway :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# hee hee hee
I thought that was "little miss idle" and they hadn't bothered to draw the picture, then I got it and it was funny and I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Had to jump on it, hehe

(Virulent, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# BATMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# buttman

Sorry, this is shockingly bad but I only read Toast's thread about 5 minutes ago.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# heh >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
# sorry for shitness, but I had to be quick
/bedroom autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
If Batman were me

Shit! Supposed to keep secret identities secret
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# holy bat brew
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# you can't see,
but the mug held in the crudely-rendered arm says "bat mug" on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# TO THE BAT-KETTLE!
...and quick
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:11, archived)
# WIN
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# thank'ee kindly
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:15, archived)
# hahahaha
Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
# AN ICE CUBE.
But it's a towel...ennit?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# win ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# :D
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Yay for Post-it Riddler!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
# D'OH!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# hahahaha officelol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# SKILLZORZ!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
# bat felix
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# ANything to get in with catwoman
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
# i'm glad they rethought the neck piece for the new film
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I should have put this in a new thread.
People may have replied then.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# now that is art bilbo.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# nice perspective :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# with pateneded jim aparo mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# cool :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I like this
it reminds me of the bad guy in Battle of the Planets.

But with less lipstick
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Zoltar
the hermaphroditic villian.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Sorry about the quality,
45 mins was hard!
(Virulent, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Hahaha,
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# hehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Didn't someone else get FP'd with this joke a few months back?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 23 May 2008, 15:15, archived)
# yep,
it was on the popular page for sure
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
# with the spelling mistake and all
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Yep
www.b3ta.com/board/8261561#post8264352

bennyhillslovechild

It FP'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 23 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Before my time
Must be an old joke :)
(Virulent, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Pffft. Newbies.
Didn't you know you're supposed to memorise the entire archive before you post? It's in the faq. Fail, etc.

:P

Only joking. Welcome aboard, shop kittens, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 23 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# oh you cheeky monkey
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Hahahah! *click*
Well drawn.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# arf!
splendid, and three right in the chest, you my realy care about me
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# hahaa bless
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# v.good
go to the top of the class war
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
# yey ha!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 23 May 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Didn't take long (& it shows)...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Nobody messes with Adam We!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Is this a paint effort?
Muchos praise if it is.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# No.
Quick Lasso tracing job in Photoshop. I'm not proud of it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
# holy bat jizz
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# SILLY BATMAN
super hero is not kitchen roll
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Quick and shirty


EDIT: Oh, were were supposed to draw stuff by hand, like?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# pissing from his knee
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:09, archived)
# water on the knee?
Hehe, am sure he's leaking from the knee here. Or am I going mad? Nice idea though!
(Virulent, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Evidently
NOT hung like a bat.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# is he waiting for the Heathrow Express?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:09, archived)
# tilt your head 90 degrees to the right
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:11, archived)
# braw ^ ace
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
# ah, it's one of those tilting trains
gotcha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:16, archived)
# hahahahahahaha, awesome
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:09, archived)
# :D

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
# oooh..
baps man.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 23 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
# thats nice
batboobs!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
# am I tooo late!!!!??


took ages :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 23 May 2008, 15:11, archived)
# this is as far as I got
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:11, archived)
# battyman
(elba, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Flippin eck
I nearly missed this

I haven't heard from this mate in 4-5 weeks then he phones me just before the battle commences.

Ok

Stock post No.2231 "All the pics are woo"
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Bless 'im!
That's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# hmm


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# but it's cooked.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I didn't wanna say anything...
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# that's because its tesco value
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
# that is REALLY unpleasant...
...I cannot stand fish fingers
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# +y
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# after I hit the post button,
I just knew someone was gonna reply with that
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
# fish fingers are nom
and i'm not a big fish eater
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I prefer their toes as well
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# think about how the poor digitless fish feel on the issue
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# but?
they're awesome with baked beans

The batter style coating ones are even more awesome
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# now I want fish fingers with baked beans
:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
# and mashed potatoes
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Dunked
into melted chocolate






blerghh
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:16, archived)
# But...
"Sushi" refers to the rice. Not the fish.


EDIT: "Sushi" also has a "u" in it. Ninja'd, appropriately enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] fluffeh moneh


/edit - too subtle perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# i tawt i thaw a puddy tat
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I seriously doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I DID...
i did see a puddy tat
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# further investigation leads me to believe you are mentally derranged or defficient in some other way
THERE IS NO CAT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# When the money's in your wallet
is there a cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Depends on whether or not the light's gone out
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:56, archived)
# There's no light in my wallet.
Is salad and jam currency in your country?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Absolutely.
The Dairylea cheese slice is the only robust currency we've seen in years!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I've got none of them.
How much is a packet of Machu Piccu worth in your country?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# couple of tomatoes and half a jar of elderly mayonnaise
...give or take...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# *considers the results of your investigation*
A little bit from column A, and a little bit from column B
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Why did you freeze it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Messageboard speech impediments are not a laughing matter
unlike missing children, natural disasters and dead childrens TV presenters.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Why am I looking at your cat?
:O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:48, archived)
# awww....
at least its a cute one.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# It looks like it's saying
"you come any closer and I'll bite your knob off"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Don't all cats look like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Not my cat
My cat is tooooo stoopid for facial nastiness
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:57, archived)
# RESPONSEINCLUDINGTHEWORDPUSSY
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# OHMYLORDYOUCOMEDYGENIUS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *doffs cap
does that sound like it could be grubby to anyone else

doffs....cap...?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Of COURSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:00, archived)
# i anticipated such a response
Anyone who's mind is not stuck on a permanent loop of grimy throbbing sweaty thrusting moist smut all of the time anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# *points at the general populous*
The poor things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# MONEH CAT
COSTZ MORE THAN U CAN AFFROD
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:52, archived)
# well done
this is this if the finest and most humorous peice of work ever produced on b3ta. it is also completely unlike the other entries
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I'll just bung this in here. Rude cow.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:57, archived)
# teh compo?!?!

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Comped it yesterday but no one noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:15, archived)
# that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Moggy's too tight to mention?
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Yes,
but I find KY helps...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Don't be sorry to me
Much as I appreciate the utter pillockness of Hucknall, I like Simply Red's music.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# First two albums are all right...
Some of A New Flame is bearable.

The rest is arse with a capital ARSE
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I haven't heard any of the newer stuff
I mean all the old classics.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Apparently, Money's Too Tight was written by David Byrne
That first album was good. It's a pity it went so wrong on the later ones.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# this is what a learned today
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
# The More You Know
/swoosh
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Money's Too Tight To Mention
was originally by the Valentine Brothers from the album 'First Bridge'

and it wasn't written by David Byrne.

No Wikipedia required for the above - eyethankyow

www.soulwalking.co.uk/Valentine%20Brothers.html

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# unlearned-relearned
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# -50
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I stand by my decision.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# +50
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Feral
lully
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] MoneyMap


And where does it all end up?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Wigbo Ughs!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:43, archived)
# :D
Edit where does it all end up?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# While the Ladies are in...


Click for bigger (90KB)

*There are so many things wrong with this map!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
#
sydnope stand

:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Kiplingcotes
make exceedingly good jackets
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Pffftt... ^ What she said ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Tax FM?
You're nunmber 1 station for APR, Net Rate and Late Payment.

I hear they're interviewing Revenue about their new album later
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:48, archived)
# That's
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 23 May 2008, 18:19, archived)
# saucer bot x2-0 cockpit

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Crikey
That is super retro good.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# you're too awesome for words
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# oh stop being so fucking talented
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# so cool
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Oh my giddy gumdrops
How woo of you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
# wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# this is the best thing I've ever seen




ever
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Fuck me... this is good
And he looks so gleeful!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# *Fucks*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Why, thank you
*wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# No problem...

*My work here is done..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# oh my, I WANTS IT!
that is too cool!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# you're amazing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I have a batman pic
it'll be the first pic I've posted here in months and months.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Excellent
But I cant help thinking there should be a blue aardvark in there playing a keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# awesome awesome awesome!!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Hurrah!
These are great. :)
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# That's bloody marvellous!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# This rocks harder than TOAST...
...and
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *spazzes out*
*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# woo & yay
also, boss went home with hangover so fuck the afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Genius
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Welcome to the Overlook Hotel.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Christ!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# YAY BUN
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Christ
RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Yay...
Watership Downs!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# that film scares me
seriously.
*suppresses bad juju memories*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I've not seen it
I'm not allowed. My parents realised after the week of crying about Lady and the Tramp (because Tramp was homeless and then that bloodhound.... :-( I'm welling up a bit) that Watership Down isn't the film for me.

I've only seen Bambi up till the bad bit, I had to be carried out of the room bawling my eyes out. Dumbo I've only seen the trippy bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I apparently laughed in the cinema when Bambi's mum got shot
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I laughed in the cinema at AVP2
when the dad in the beginning gets facehugged, and then the little boy straight after.

I don't know why, it just tickled me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# me and my mate did a cinema LOL during the last star wars film
Of course it was the "NNOooOoooOoOo!!!11" bit, but we didnt know about it prior to going. The were a fair few tuts going on behind us :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I've never seen Bambi
but I was the only one in the cinema who laughed at Schindler's List
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I thought Philadelphia was hilarious
Funniest trhing Tom Hanks ever done
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# So you didn't even see the bit in Lady and a Tramp...
Where he took her up the back alley? (for a meal)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# No, I've seen all of it
that's one of the few Disneys I have.

Disney films are HARSH, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# what the hell cap?
you had tubgirl on your phone wallpaper but cry at lady and the tramp? awww you poor weird creature 8hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I can't stand animals in pain or being lonely or sad
even cartoon ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# you're not a veggie are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Nope.
YES I KNOW. I try to eat kosher meat if I can as it's slaughtered in a much kinder way, IMO. But I'm not that fussy.

COMPLETE hypocrite, but then all of you lot are too, so kiss my pirate booty.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I love chicken and chickens
as long as you don't tell them they're going to die and be cooked, it doesn't matter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# chicken and chickens!
What's for tea, Nibes?

Chicken and chicken pie. After that, chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:43, archived)
# yes
the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet has many different types of chicken

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Phwoar, you're not wrong.
And I haven't been there in at least three years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# my fav thing
is that I can have jelly babies on a bed of jelly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:51, archived)
# :-(
Please take me to the Chinese food.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# It scares the hell out me too
They should burn that film and Garfunkel with it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# *remembers oppressing bad Jews*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Please let me out of the cupboard.
I promise I'll behave.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Haha ha...
What about this one?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=M4N4GxtCWIY

???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Fucking hell *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# ZOMG!
That's ace
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# run away!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Nasty pointy teeth
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# aw a lully bunny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# kill it. skin it. eat it.
babysitting time, 'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# eek!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Christ! That bit in Ju-On
put the willies up me for months!

(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Shit!
Run!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# ARRGGHHH!!! most woo!
have hellspawn bunny thing:
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Behind the rabbit?
It is the rabbit!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Holy crap
that's fantastic. Have a nixie woo!

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:52, archived)
# *clicks*
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Woo!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 23 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

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