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Escher Cocks!

Click for stupendously big wallpaper sized 1280x1024

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

cockerrific

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

word up my scots brother!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)

Noice!

And it looks innocent enough that you can tell people they're missiles, with a withering look, if they ask why you have cocks as your wallpaper.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

or bones...

*titters*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)

COCK TUESDAY

Go on, you've done well.

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

so what is this cock army i've just joined?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

you need to put your rank in your profile

Whenever you impress me, your leader I will promote you to a higher rank, by giving you a better picture to put in your profile.

You should display your medals with pride too, there is also the Magenta Heart, The Cock Chief medal and the Anti-Troll medal.

Work hard.

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

done and done

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

There are only a few rules

CDC or cartoon cocks only.
Only on Tuesdays unless Cocks or Tuesday are mentioned in a Thread.

good luck soldier.

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

*salutes, with cock.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

I would like to exchange this medal for a low cock-rank

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)

YAY!

an award! ta :)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

Its a medal rather than an award

not many have been given it though - maybe about 6

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

It also looks like a birds eye view of streets/blocks in America

Just cock shaped houses and gardens.

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RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

Hahahah awesome!

I set this as my desktop then remembered that I'm taking my computer to my Grandma's today.
Everyone post your dekstops at me so I can choose something more suitable! :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

I'm still using this

www.b3ta.com/board/8328680

I like it lots. (He posted a largish one down the thread.)

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boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

About the same size as the source material...

www.b3tards.com/u/84c5dc19e733bd2c3f9a/spaced.jpg

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

Both of those are a bit too small D:

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

Stretch it man!

How big does it need to be?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

1280x1024

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

Well if you WILL have a big monitor....

(as do I, I'm just no respecter of original aspect ratios)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

Big? It's too small for me D:

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

Dual widescreen monitor setup for sir?

Like the graphics girlie in our office?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)

That's generally the idea, yeah.

My parents and sister are going to France later this month, I'll buy an adapter off ebay and nick her monitor for my desk :D
They're both the same size.

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

We're plotting to hook up all the office monitors to one computer...

Thereby making a 'world domination' style display to work with...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)

Hahahah!

You should hang some off the wall, so it's so many wide, and so many high.
Then put up a large picture of a swastika.

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)

I do a great under-the-eyebrows evil stare too...

*puts on black shirt*

*purchases cane*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)

I have one of the Ubuntu Satanic backdrops.

www.ubuntusatanic.org/ Not much use to you if you're not on Linux, though I suppose you could still use the wallpapers. But that would be a bit silly.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

Grandma's a johovah's witness.

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

Haha, bad idea then.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

Try

www.wincustomize.com - loads there.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

Ooh actually Caewan's bus driver linked him to a good site, which I had a look at when he linked it to prodge...

www.opacity.us/

Edit: Aha, I'm using this now:
www.opacity.us/extras/wallpapers/metropolitan_open_screens_1280x1024.jpg

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

ttssattr always does great wallpaper stuff

search thru. I've got one of his up at home atm.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

Enjoy.............

www.b3tards.com/u/eb27ab6f4137572f0033/photo3wallpaper.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/eb27ab6f4137572f0033/tankssimplewallpaper.gif
www.b3tards.com/u/eb27ab6f4137572f0033/tankswallpaperbig.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/eb27ab6f4137572f0033/jumpwallpaper.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/eb27ab6f4137572f0033/communistwallpaper.gif
www.b3tards.com/u/eb27ab6f4137572f0033/beetlevectorwallpaper.gif

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

Ace, I'll save thems for later!

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

I'll give you my god damn desktop

may contain horses

HAHA HAHAH AHAH

*cries*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

Here's one I made for myself but you can have it as you're special.

CLICKY FOR BIGGY

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

I'll bookmark this whole thread, there's a goldmine here

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

that's superb

and i also like how the line between the balls makes it look like the black cocks are spurting white cum and the white cocks are spurting tar

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boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

cock bombs!

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

The sense of order breaks down into

COCK CHAOS.......

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

WHEN PRIDE MARCHES TURN TO ANARCHY!

I can just imagine sherrif John Bunnel exclaiming "Pretty soon they all get to be man handled, in the county jail" :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

WATCH

As this man turns from HOMO to JOHN DOE, in the blink of an eye!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)

hahahahahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)

Interlocking cocks...

..as perfect as cockwork!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

*applies*

Marvellon.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

this looks like war

it's a 1940's war poster

about some kind of cock onslaught

with resultant bukkake apocalypse

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

COCK ONSLAUGHT

Now available on DVD as well as VHS

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

no doubt it's a real title too

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

Too scared to google 0_0

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

do it!

if not for yourself, for the honour of b3ta!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

Hahaha

Awesome!!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

it certainly is cock tuesday!!

i just was sent an email not once not twice but THREE fucking times saying i wasn't getting an interview!!
*seethes*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

At least you got the e-mail...

I've been left waiting so many times I've had to assume that I'm doomed.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

lets burn them....

BURN THEM ALL!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)

THEY ARE ALL AGAINST ME

THEY ALL MUST DIE

*twitches*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)

Write back FOUR times telling them that you are going to turn up for one

Anyway and they can't stop you.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

nice one!

*grabs interview suit**

*pirate outfit

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)

I would employ one the spot

anyone who turned up for a job interview dressed as a 18th Century sea dog.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)

surely it's a good thing that you got the email three times from the same place saying no

if they are that competant possible working for them might drive you over the edge

edit:

send them this

Dear [whosoever]

Thank you for your recent refusal of employment.

Regrettably, at the current time I have received refusals of employment from an unusually high number of prestigious organisations and at this time am unable to accept your current refusal to employ me.

With this in mind, I look forward to seeing you at the start of business on [date]

Yours faithfully

Me

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

over the edge?

i'm looking up at the edge from my pit of insanity!!
*gibbers*
EDIT: that'll learn 'em!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)

I wish I had a pit of insanity

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)

*hands crazy shovel*

there you go!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)

This thing is all curled up like a bitch! that ain't no shovel! crazy foo!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)

Britain's waking up to...

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Ninj, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

EAT UP

We'll knit more!

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RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

daft

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

green tiger?

Fuck me, that's my ultimate pet. C'mere, Malcolm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

aren't my kids gorgeous?

also, i've sent a link to that pic to the girl that the pic is of to see if she likes it!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

Given the filename I'd say she'll be flattered from the off...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

oh shit!

i forgot about that!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

Well... to be fair, it's true...

And she's probably well aware of this fact...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

Very much so.

I hope she does.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

so do i

by the way, sam's pretending to be asleep =D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

Malcolm

This must be the best name for a tiger EVAR!

Mornin', all...

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

He's going to have a black leopard brother

Called CrackerMauler 3000.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

With a name like that,

he ought to be a cyborg, too.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

I like him when he's angry

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

cuh lick

lully

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

I don't like him that much anyway

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

hahahahah!

*buys kitten and bombards with gamma rays*
*sells*
*profits*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

I'm not scary; you just wouldn't like me.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

I don't like you anyway

you big grumpy dog-faced witch

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

;)

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

ha ha

"Don't make me angry"

"why?"

"Because I'll cry"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

"Don't make me Ang Lee, you wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee."

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

hehehe, lovely

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

This makes me want raspberry ripple.

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwwww

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

Thats EXACTLY what I thought

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

don't make me angry

there's a statistically significant negative correlation between the extent of my anger and the extent to which I am liked by other people.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

Think I'll draw sumthin' cute the'day.

Suggestions?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

a weevil with 5 limps

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

something with very large but slightly flabby breasts

this is cute.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

motion sickness

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

ace!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

aaaaaaaah

Little fluffeh thing.

Baby ferrets doing a wardance

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

Companion Sphere

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

Kat / Scarlett having a duvet day in front of an old soppy film

while it rains outside during the British 'summertime'

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

Awwwws!

Baby Scarlet with a baby Companion Cube - he's not even developed his corners yet!

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

a magical sitar

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mugatu, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

Jesus Christ, I thought you were mofaha, then.

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

he gets that alot, its the trousers.

but why Jesus Christ? Are you hiding from Mo?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

Nah, I just wanted to feign ultimate surprise.

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

you've got the fear, man

it penetrates you in every way

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)

A shakespearean cyborg

who's trying his darndest to learn tap-dance.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

A little cat with big balls!

*FUCKSOCKS! - you have just done that!

Woo

???

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

cute, huh?

mischievous young imps riding kittens through a flowery field in a race.

either that, or the umpalumpas who have turned to a life of crime after the choco factory closed down due to all this healthy eating nonsense

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

a girl with intolerably cute mannerisms

pls :)

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

newly hatched wasps eating their way out of a host caterpillar

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Cute!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

Chloe when she was still cute and innocent.

Oh, wait, you can't draw that cos it never happened.

So...

More baby 5C4RL3T please.

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)

Would you kindly draw...?

Scarlet...
As Scarlet from the new G.I Joe movie?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:15, archived)

... What about ...

Kat when she was younger?

(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

Bindun...

That's been done once. It's in JJ's sketchbook on his site.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)

finished!

Click for bigger

edit: aw, you're all so lovely!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)

phwoar

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)

cor

thats ace!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)

Well fuck me with my own left hand

first Rev. Jes posts and now this! WOO!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)

Do I get to post my lesbians again?

very nice pic

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)

I particularly like the line of the face

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)

go on, post some lesbians.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)

PO Box 45

London W12 1AD

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)

*encloses £5*

*waits impatiently*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)

*tries to slip a 'while you were away card' through your door*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)

FI NE

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

HAVE YOUR DAMNED LESBIANS

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

Thanks.

Was waiting all day for that.

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gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

I'll sign for THAT.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)

Sorry, we're all out of lesbians

you'll have to settle for me instead :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

*points*

but what about that?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

it's bearly noticable

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)

Well that's not very fair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)

madam, the fairness of the situation is clearly a matter for the Gods to decide

I am merely here to ensure that noone accidentally puts their finger in THIS hole

O

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)

Must......poke....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

*slaps hand away*

no! resist the temptation... terrible things, terrrrrrible things will befall all mankind were someone to stick thir finger in THIS hole

O

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

is that your arse hole?

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

I keep that in my trousers... some of the time

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

Do you think the goatse man keep his trousers in his arse hole?

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

I do now

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

*pokes*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

oh no you didn't?

you didn't did you? Well I hope you're happy with yourself.

Who knows what might happen now? Anytime between now and the end of time time is going to end, and it's ALL YOUR FAULT!

anyway -- seems as the end is nigh and all that... erm, how about it?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

Pull your trousers up, Jay.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

man

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

*age joke*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)

Ace!!

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)

GORGEOUS

*runs off again*

Also: sleepy things are lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)

hurrah

very nicely done, my man.

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thiswasmyclone, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)

phwoar

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)

if thats you

then ur bleddin fit :)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)

Aye, that's him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)

Pfft!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

blimey! that is absolute excellence!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

Wow that is ace

the lighter line to the left of the face is brilliant

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)

What's that symbol on her lapel?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)

Torture Garden.

Go. At least once in your life.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)

*cries*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)

*hugs*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

madam, you're enflaming my ardour

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)

*covers up table legs*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

well that helps a little bit,

but it was your assless chaps I was really talking about.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

I TRIED TO DISCOOVEEEEEEER

A LITTLE SOMETHIN' TO MAKE ME SWEEEETEEEEEEER

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

OH BABY RE-FRAIN

FROM BREAKING MY HEAR-AR-AR-ART....

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

you win this time erasurejesus

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

*high fives*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

YEAH!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

oh baby refrain

from breaking my heeeaart

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

*Goes*

...back to playing XCOM UFO

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

i'd like to think i'm fairly open-minded, but this stuff seems beyond my comfort zone

i founded the source

www.torturegarden.com/events/aug/

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

*smiles sweetly*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

lol is that you trying to be innocent?

bless, dunno about anyone else but you haven't convinced me! :p

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

What do the men wear?

(

WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

what they're told to wear?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

Flat caps and whippets.

I don't know how you wear a whippet, but it will be fun finding out.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

I can punch myself in the genitals for three hours at home.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

your a better man than I am gunga Din

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

Sweet, now that's an evening in.

There should be a bash there, with your devil beard the freaky chicks will be all over you

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

Pah, like hell they would.

Those women wouldn't know class if it spider gagged them and washed its balls in their mouth.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

but they might enjoy it.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

I'd just tie them up and then force them to watch 48 hours of songs of praise whilst they masturbated.

If that doesn't ruin sex for them then I don't know what will.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

you dirty bastard

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)

I am an evil, evil man.

And not just sexy evil, proper evil with the beard and the underground lair.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)

hehehe

you seckseh sinister thing.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)

*clicks*

what's the symbol mean?

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)

ah, now i see the answer

cheers cap'n

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doph no time like the precedent, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

Spectacular aceness...

And wonderful colours..

This is what I aspire to.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)

a hot lady who's been eating greasy chips?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

doesn't everyone?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

cor this is v good

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

'ning

Click for bigger (43KB)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

cor

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

thank ya!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

and I was just about to look for porn too

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

hehehee

more wobbley knob tranny porn???

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)

I can't say I actually find that arousing

edit: oh dear what went wrong there?

I found it here:
www.lolshock.com

Links to various shocksites. NSFW

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)

i thought it was cool

but i'm odd :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)

it's cool and ammusing

but it does nothing for my own trouser banana.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)

hahahaa

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

yikes

Shouldn't have clicked Nut abuse

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

AAAARRRGGHH

Goatse Girl is WRONG

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

Phwoar!!!

Lovely, sir :]
Edit: Reminds me a bit of this:

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

yes but jessie's doesn't look like a tranny :P

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)

wasn't going to say it

but this

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)

I am famous for speaking the thoughts of many

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)

Is it post pink vector lady day?

I didn't get the memo :(

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)

Yeah, it did go spectacularly wrong.

I may edit it sometime.

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)

I'd leave it

and post it in that context...

Lines on the face are way to harsh, gives it a masculine bone structure.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)

It was only my second or so try at that style, though.

The first being b3ta's Mushroom.
I'd sorted out the kinks by the time I did this:

Click for bigger
^One of my faves, too.

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)

that's no mushroom, mushrooms are sortof round with a stem...

and that is very good!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)

Cheers :]

More here

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

that's not that horsey or rickroll mirror you've got going is it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

Nope :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

hmm

www.sambennallick.co.uk/tom.png

He looks like Johnny Borrell.

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boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

I don't know why links go funny when used like that, it's confusing.

But I don't know who Johnny Borrell is.

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

how do you mean links go funny?

looks ok to me, b3ta converts the full address into a link and strips the http bit off.

anyway, johnny borrell's the lead singer of razorlight. many might view this as a bad thing, but it did get him into kirsten dunst's pants. some people might view this as a bad thing, but she's famous and american, and he likes the idea of being famous and american.

edit: www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2007/3/17/17239_2.jpg

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boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

No, click the link.

And I would view getting into Kirsten Dunst's pants as a pretty good thing.

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

i would too

but i've met quite a few people who think she's rank. they're fools, but there's quite a lot of them.

still don't get you -- i click the link and it opens in a new tab and everything's fine... ah well.

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boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

Here it redirects to freehostia.com D:

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

How bizarre

Anyway, you know the one I mean, I'm sure...

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boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

Yeah, the one of hexachordal.

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)

that's the one

anyway, it makes him look like johnny burrell.

you may have gathered. ;)

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boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)

I got the general gist, yes.

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)

That is rather lovely

Just some random off pbase or flickr or something?

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boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

It's a friend of mine, from school.

Turns out she's also Elvis of Nazareth's cousin, and he lives in Wadebridge (where I go to school).
He went to my school, in fact.

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

Well it's rather beautifully done

and I hope you showed her it.

See, this is why you should post more things that are really good.... ;)

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boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

I gave her updates as I was making it :]

I was waiting for Killerkitti to come online, so I said I would vector her while I waited.
She was well chuffed with it :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

thats ace

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)

Cheers sir

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)

this is a drawing of an underage girl

under the new laws being pushed through government you can probably be locked up with a group of paedos and rapists

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)

did you see this then?

www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23842774-5005961,00.html

It's caused quite a stir down here.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)

golly.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)

yeah I heard

I'm still to find the exact ruling they are pushing for here. But seeing as various established artists have been speaking out about it and asking if it means portraits from the national gallery have to be removed I think it's probably a little too open ended a law.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

Really it should depend on the reason the image was created.

But people could easily lie about their motive, so they're better off leaving it as it is.
At least it's not actually hurting any real children, if it's a drawing of a person and is completely fictional, I suppose.
But they can piss a lot of people off going about it this way D:

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

Hahahahah!

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)

yeah but he's underage too

so they'd whack him in some detention centre instead

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boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

Does that mean I escaped jail by 5 days?

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)

Yep

But when you turn 16 they'll drag you back from the detention centre and chuck you into the middle of the shower room with a sign hung around your neck reading "Will suck and fuck in return for being pissed on"

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boris the spider, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooo!

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

needs more COCKS

(

WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

this

and i hear he has a nice cock too!**

**possibly

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)

oh yes!

most excellent vectorage, love those socks!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)

thank ya!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)

loooovely!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)

fank ya!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)

The annoying thing about b3ta imaging hosting

is you can't see the image if you're browsing b3ta from work via barnesy,(because b3ta is bloked) and quite frankly don't have time to run everything though myImager.com

Which makes me look like a right rude cunt, when really I would make the effort and woo an image I am certain is woo-worthy

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)

hows this

farm4.static.flickr.com/3097/2565557031_af07fab55c_o.jpg

??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)

That's bloked as well

I give up, think i'll do some work :(

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)

bugger

its not great anyway :D

rev-jesse-c.deviantart.com/art/caity-C-88237611

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

hahahahaha

fucking prevort! ;)

attempted some vectoring (lazily mind you) myslef, badly! ho hum, damn you and your skillzorz!

farm4.static.flickr.com/3174/2564484805_ef56dd2d19.jpg?v=1213032582

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

very nice sir!

i may have to attempt another one soon :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

Joshie

would love you forever if you did one of his/hers, the big vain mincer! :D

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

cool - have you got a linky??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)

thus

www.flickr.com/photos/spanogyny/

i loathe the bugger.....waaaaay too good!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

This is what David Tennant would look like as a woman

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)

very cool

i shall find a good piccy! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)

Deamon Mugshot

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TheOther, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

THREADJACK - YOU ALL KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

HOORAY! ITS COCK TUESDAY

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

HOORAY!

(

WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

I'm not quite as excited as you are

but I will be once the pills kick in

WOO

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)

what do we do for cock tuesday?

Edit: So this is what we do!

My very first animation :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)

ITS A CELEBRATION OF COCKS

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)

GO AND CELEBRATE

I WILL COMISSION YOU IN THE RANKS OF OUR ARMY IF YOU PLEASE ME

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)

I never "got" cock tuesday.

Explain?

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8449234

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)

fucking brill

have a medal

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)

ooooooh ta

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)

would you like to join our ranks?

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)

wanks?

probably what does it entail?

pfft, well either way i'm signing up.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

Phwoar!!!

I bet that tastes salty!
:D

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)

Yeah. Also, he likes you:

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

Nice demon head man thing

How did you do it?

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

hehehhe

nice - gaz me a pic and i'll give it a go :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

Gronda gronda mister?

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new_matt, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

doogy rev

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

hahahaha

christ I feel old

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

*forms old clique*

Hear that cliqueing noise? . . . that's my hip!
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

Hahahahaha!

UNCLE! Gronda Gronda Rangdo!

Ahhhh . . . nostalgia isn't what it used to be . . .
FECK! You are OLD!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

I understand none of this (much)

but it's reminded me of The Castleford Ladie's Magic Circle by Jake Thackray, so it's awesomeness.

WOO

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

Read and marvel at the pinnacle of 80s TV

www.ukgameshows.com/page/index.php?title=The_Adventure_Game

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)

christ on a bike

I should remember that ...

clearly I was out plaing on my bike and scrumping for apples and finding secret gardens

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)

god, the youth of today don't know what they're missing

(

new_matt, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)

indeed they don't

what about those of us who are not youth and yet still don't know what we're missing?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)

'...The Castleford Ladies Magic Circle meets tonight

In an upstairs aspidistra'd room that's lit by candlelight,
Where Elizabeth Jones and Lily O'Grady
And three or four more married ladies
Practice every week unspeakable pagan rites...'

:D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)

doogy rev, doogy rev

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

*pushes into Vortex*

Ha-Ha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

what the hell is everyone talking about?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)

don't tell the young'uns!

keep it for us oldies :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)

I had no idea you were an oldie, Tosaty . . .

Tosaty . . . *shrugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)

its my boyish good looks that disguise it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

Only the dogren

goes into the dogren hole.

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

I remember dialling that number for Swap Shop

I didn't realise that it was all just a facade for a seedy world of vice. *Shudder*

(davywavy, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

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new_matt, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)

I had childhood memories which I *liked* before you started this.

You fiend.

(davywavy, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

hellwatch

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)

I really like this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)

nings sweetie bits

how's you?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)

Good, should be doing stuff.

Kind of am, but meh.

Jew?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)

oy vey I have so much to be doing....

but I find it hard to resist the charms of this place.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)

Oh yes.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)

then

COCK OFF AND DONATE YOU LOSER!
C];0p

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)

FRONT PAGE THIS COMMENT IMMEDIATELY

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)

'ning you!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

I just don't dig the 2 tier system here

as an act of solidarity with my brothers and sisters without paypal I have choosen to hide my donation icon.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

tis the truest form of charity

are you a jesus?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)

'lo child, yay for I am the lamb of God

Woo

this is my body -- EAT ME

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)

aaaaa aaaa aaaha aaaaaaaaaah

*shimmering light*

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)

sorry

*closes venitian blinds*

so.... where were we?

*turns on gramaphone and plays a Barry White LP*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

heheheh

woo you

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

wow, it's been 5 years

crikey!

I should chuck another few quid in really. Dunno if they need it or not tho.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

...new fire extinguishers

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)

pffffffft

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)

'ning Arch!

Didja catch the Ronnies yesterday?

They're in the popular payge
gleeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)

just seen and clicked accordingly :)

great stuff. Then again, it contains Ronnie goodness, so I'm obliged to click anyway ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)

Thass what I thought . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)

and they are smashing

best blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarb yet imho

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)

clever n00b

woo and yay

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)

with n00bs like this

who needs anyone with an id below 3000?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)

the monster is angry

with the big #s

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)

What?

Everyone likes #

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)

I loikes this

nice creepy atmosphere...

Did you post similar pics yesterday - I think I saw some in passing. If so, a nice series.

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)

yeah

ive made a few similar ones

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)

awww look

your noob halo has vanished

DONATE

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

I was hoping it'd be a pun on Springwatch

with a demon about to attack Bill Oddie.

Woo and 'ning.

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)

draw this

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)

I just might. :D

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)

I've said it before, and I'll say it again,

I love this series ya doing!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)

marry it then

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)

fine. I will

*gets down on one knee and proposes to series*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

hello, nice monster

I'm loving my quote on the stats page at the moment...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)

My combined posts on b3ta this week are in excess of 1000

*sobs*

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)

so you're not getting laid either?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

I normally post at work

in all fairness.

nor I

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WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)

Hehehe, 'tis

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)

this reminds me of the shadow puppet stuff in that Dracula film

as such I declare it good

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)

Reminds me of of Hellmarch from C&C

Good times

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)

that hellmarch song

rocks,some good vids of that on youtube actually

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

This has the pathos of the trenches

and the putting the shit up you of monsters in the cupboard.

Wootyclick to you!

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Joliet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)

this pic

was a pic of a ww1 soldier in a trenchbefore mes got me paws on it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)

that's lully

'ning all

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)

thats evil

good stuff

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

^this

deserves more praise.
*praises*

(

doph no time like the precedent, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

nice work

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)

Gorgan loves Blood Cake!

(

TheOther, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)

who doesnt

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)

Vagineyes!

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)

don't be worried, it's only a name

... it's more like a bun than a cake!

WOO YYA

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)

GORGANS ALIVE!!!

(

Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)

Tyne & Wear Films proudly presents...

(

Ninj, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)

very punny

(

WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)

hahaha!!

oh god, it hurts!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)

first proper spanging of the day!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

jetzt fang an

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)

und geht's loss

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)

I messerschmitt . . .

I didn't get it at first . . . stupid Focker!
'ello!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)

ning

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)

you dornier yet?

or are you gunna gotha every bloody areoplane pun you can think of?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)

*spits fire*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)

that's a junkers pun

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)

. . . .

I'll be boeing then . . .

/coat & hat

TAXI (to the runway)!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)

*places seat and tray table in the upright position*

*drives to lancaster*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)

I hear it's pretty muddy there

might want to pack your wellingtons.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)

Well,

if you told them I designed it, do you think that might help?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)

I've got some letters to write.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)

..they just impacted on the surface

....

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)

...you're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)

Bless the maker!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

FOCKE-WULF!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)

why aye man pet

Spuggy man! Geoff, I cannae see man, Geoff ahm blind!!! Geordie Racer, geordie racer WOW... hush lad's had ya gobs, I'll tell ya all an awful story, hush lads had ya bogs, I'll tell ya aboot the worum... stotties.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)

HAM AND PEASE PUDDING

you nonces.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)

Here comes the bride.. she should have used immac

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)

the groom should have chosen a better hat too

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)

:D +20 for being the first person to make me laugh today.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

\o/

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)

LOL

Ningall

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)

'ningles!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)

'ow do

Oh, I'm giving you fair warning, keep September free, we may be playing in Oxford on... the.... date...in...September. Erm...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)

Oh reeeeeeeeally?

Well, if you want to play London village you know where to find me...

oh, and 'ning all!

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

:D beautiful, cheers mate.

Bearing in mind we had our first PROPER band practice in a year last week, we weren't half bad at all. I only fucked up when I tried to think about what I was playing. Although the crampies are back, I should have practiced more.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

Ha ha!

Playing 20 minute long riff-fests will do that to you..

When you reckon your lot are good to go, let me know and I'll make a b3ta flavoured gig :)

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)

Tcha, what a sexually attractive idea.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

I do what I can...

*flashes yellow toothed, slightly chipped grin*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)

I heard that in Johnny Depp as Sweeney Todd's voice.

Mmmmm.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)

*sharpens blade*

wish I 'adn't cut me 'air orf nah...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)

What the bloody hell did you go and do that for?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)

^This.

You've fucked it up now.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)

: (

It's only hair... I'm still me...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)

Summer...

Summer with short hair (like McGann at the end of Withnail and I) is much more bearable than with long (like McGann in the rest of that film)...

I don't do well in heat.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)

Ah Oxford!

(

WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)

Neither do I

But then I suppose you'd look shit with bunches. I just look a bit like a wrong coloured Japanese girl today.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)

I would indeed look shit with bunches...

as opposed to looking vaguely rubbish without...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)

You are a lovely looking boy.

Now stop being a big girl's bra.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)

Awwww

*hugs*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

Just checked your profile

and realised that you were female.

You can imagine my intial concern.

(

WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)

I can be quite masculine...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)

pegging?

(

WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)

oh oh oh

you need MY band

(

WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)

gaz me linkage

If we get more nights then I'm happy to put good stuff on...

I keep meaning to book Hexy some time...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)

me too me too

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmkJZmtWK9c

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)

i am there with my hair and an eclair

need support?

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

We will be support for a fairly big Oxford band.

That's IF we get it. IF IF IF.

But if we do I'll have an ask.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)

bangin

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

Which Oxford Band?

(

WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)

you frum oxfud?

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)

I went to Uni there

and I know quite a lot of 'Oxford bands'
My ex is a townie as well

(

WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)

cool

i'm not really into the scene. You in a band?

We need to do a b3ta fest asap.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)

This would be all flavours of awesome...

Wormulus
Cap'n Wow
Hexachordal
me
Prof KM

any others? Could make it an all dayer...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)

I also do Folk Music

in the voice of Patrick Stewart

(

WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)

go and ruin it for everyone

typical

(

WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)

Oh fuck yes.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)

MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MEEEEEEE AND MY BAND WAYLAND THE SMITH

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)

No, your name is Someone the Thingy.

Or Anna Nicole the Smith, if I can remember the last two words.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS that's loud....

the office nearly asploded when that came on...

headphones next time methinks...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)

What about Friz?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)

Last time I mentioned this no-one replied...

now I'm swamped :D

b3ta-fest could be fun...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

I'd volunteer my band as well

but we have as much talent as a turd in a swimming pool

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)

that's ok

my drummer plays the pringle tube and his snare is made of string. The bassist's amp is just a small chest of drawers.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)

we've got a song about cheese

and one about octogenarian trannies

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)

You're in.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)

^this

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)

Don't really want to say till we get it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)

lulz, Radiohead

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)

HAH that'd be sweet

I could spike their drinks with ecstasy and prozac.

Maybe they'd sound like the Monkees.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

I'd choloroform them

and keep them.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)

As long as I get their amps.

You can never have too many amps.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)

I could lure mofaha back to england with them if I let them keep their amps.

Then I will get a syringe and steal his artistic talent.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)

Bags i the pedal boards

guitars keys and modular synths.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)

Greeeeeeeedy.

Swap you a head for a synth.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)

already have a jcm800

tell you what, make it one of the vox ac 30 212s and we'll talk.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)

Well I don't know what they've got.

I'd offer you the 5150 but I'd be beheaded by my beloved.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)

Peavey aint my bag lassy

They do have those voxs. Them, fender twins and a weird old solid state fender the JG just uses to upset gear fanatics :D

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

gaz it me

go on please

(

WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

Radiohead?

Supergrass?
The *barely supressed laugh* Unbelieveable Truth?

Youthmovies?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

Ride?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)

Park and?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)

(

WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)

this is more interesting than Ride were

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)

'Ningles there

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

ning LS

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

'ning!

and indeed ningall!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

hahahah!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)

NNOOOO!!

if it had been me, i would have razed endor first.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

nuke it from space, it's the only way to make sure

(doh, wrong sci fi universe)

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)

thats old school dog!

*nukes*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)

kabooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

nings ivesy

are you at work?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

yup.

but there's no management today, so i'll pop in and out!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

"thats no Bride... It's an Ewok!"

"...It's too big to be an Ewok"

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

The one on the left is very tall

is she a freak?

(

WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

WOOT!

I've crept up to 26th on the stats

(

WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

soon b3ta shall be mine

all that is left is the incantation

(

WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

the incantation of Calibaris?

(

WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)

the very same

(

WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)

Post whore :D

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)

We all have our hobbies

(

WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

jesus, I never noticed before

that ewok has the look of brandow

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

Quickish paint I did last night:

CFB (130kb)

'Ning.

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)

oooh,

that is looking mighty excellent in colour!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:16, archived)

Oo, thank you. (:

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)

I am loving those horns.

I nicked a minotaur horn yesterday. Yay for being able to take and sell things from the Mages guild.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)

now where on earth did you find a minotaur to nick it off??

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)

AHA

I didn't, it was in a display case. I picked the lock with my mighty skills.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

smashed it with your crowbar you mean....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

Pfft, you can't do that.

Silly outside person. Lockpick, innit.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

what is this 'outside' of which you speak?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)

Load up oblivion, it's the green bits.

I'm told that it's very similar to them, anyway. But wet and smelly. Bleurgh.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

*shudders at the thought*

sounds awful!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

What game was this in?

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

Elder Scrolls Oblivion.

I did a very brave thing and deleted all my save files and started over.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

damn... I love that game

Dark brotherhood FTW

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)

I did that early on in the game first time round

so I'm doing it differently this one and being a mage first THEN I'll be an Assassin. Thieves Guild can fuck off.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)

^this

Thieves guild was the weakest

the only thing I never got around to doing was becoming a vampire

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

I think I became one for about five minutes, thought

'fuck this' and went back to my last save. Although I can't remember what happened.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

wow.

I keep meaning to get round to that game, but i need a new pc :(

Can you put computers on wedding lists?

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)

You can, I should imagine.

OR you just get people to buy you shit hot stuff like graphics cards etc, and then get some unsuspecting computery person to lego it all for you.

Badabing, badaboom.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

Specify specific part numbers or you'll end up with an Intel mobo with an AMD proc or something.

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

this^

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

it's the horns!

nice

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)

I like

ver niyc

(

WormuIus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

'ning!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:59, archived)

Hahahahaha

I demand this included in the Olymics in 2012!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:00, archived)

It can be a double event along with

the 500m "Dogs with Worms" drag

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)

Hehehe

Yeah that image did spring to mind. In particular the fabled Songs of Praise/sheepdogg bum walking incident!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:02, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:03, archived)

I half expected one to appear in the above animation :)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)

I did do a chuckle at that.

He should have a shark chasing him :D

(

ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)

no bridge

fake

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Awesome as ever

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)

hahahah!

ningles mr toast

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:04, archived)

I thought Happy Toast was a wimmins?

Or am I thinking of someone else?

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:06, archived)

OH YAY, OH YAY!

HAPPY TOAST HAS GROWN A FANNY

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:07, archived)

*waits for the logical progression of this thread*

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)

*panders*

(

ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:09, archived)

*horses*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)

*anteaters*

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)

*Axelotyls*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)

*gooses*

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)

*camels*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)

"asps"

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)

"trouts"

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

tits or gtfo :P

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)

According to my profile I'm a chap, and last time I looked I was :)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:07, archived)

Oh, fair enough.

S'pose I should have clicked it first.

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:12, archived)

The only consistently ace female animator on b3ta is...

Sarah Bear, I reckon.

(

Three Dog Man, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 19:24, archived)

Arf!

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:05, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)

:mictoboy

(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:11, archived)

hello mIcto

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:12, archived)

hello

(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)

I see what you did there.

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)

*HONK*

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)

Why can't we have a choice bewteen I like this!, I Really Like This! and Fuck me!!! clicky options?

This wins hands down today, and its only just gone 9.

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)

I sense we have a similar source website

also: woo

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)

pixdaus?

there's some stunning imagery on there, and the occasional "shop me!" one :)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)

yes. that's the one.

hush :)

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)

Clickety click.

Awesome.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)

marvellous!

hoorah!

(

crab_bloke), Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

Oo...

...that's loverly! *clicks* (I wish I could do that)

(

Ninj, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

hahahaha

(

Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)

i love this so much

it's how i used to fly in my dreams.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

That

is just to good to exist in this world

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Flash_Bastard, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)

FP deservingly so

very woo!

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)

i have dreams

that i can fly like this..

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)

`zing!

rather good that is, arf

(william_shatner, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 19:40, archived)

I've had dreams where I'm doing this.

Maybe I should lay off the booze.

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Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)

this is really

really great. Even for you. Well done sir

(HCowling couldn't think of a witty name, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 22:22, archived)

fuzzlings

Click for bigger (52KB)

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)

they look cute

I bet they eat everything and squeak

and people run away in terror

haha :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:03, archived)

Well they can't really be predators

because they don't have 3D vision with that one solitary eye.

So they must have to be cuddled and fed by hand, with a milk dropper.

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:05, archived)

Or mounted on a telescopic stick

and used as a rudimentary duster.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)

Arrgghhh! It's an invasion!

most excellent!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:06, archived)

Look! It's a thing!

Which goes with this other thing!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:45, archived)

Is that Richard Obrien's noggin?!

EDIT: About six weeks ago I got a call from some bint asking if I wanted some free samples of a new energy drink.
Not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, I said yes.
I forgot all about this as it was six weeks ago until this morning when a delivery arrived and I recieved six sodding crates of 24 half litre cans.
Hmmm Rockstar energy drinks, classy:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:47, archived)

with a dusting of powder

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:49, archived)

Well you don't want nappy rash!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:52, archived)

I can't not see his head floating through the cosmos now...

How did the bash go, by the way?

Edit - I have rockstar to thank for keeping me awake during my assignments...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:51, archived)

What?

Lemmy was standing behind you threatening to lamp you if you didn't complete it?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:59, archived)

That would be...scary...

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)

lemmy isn't rock

he's METAL

(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)

But if he said he was rock

Who are we to argue!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:04, archived)

He was....

threatening me with his mighty warts of doom

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:02, archived)

I once spilt Lemmy's pint.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:05, archived)

"some free samples"?

"half a newsagent's full", surely?

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:53, archived)

Yup pretty much so.

Should have quite a kick it has: Caffeine, guarna, ginseng and taurine.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:59, archived)

Are you having it all for yourself?

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)

His heart will explode!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:02, archived)

www.explosm.net/movies/146/

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:03, archived)

Naaaa

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:05, archived)

That's looking awesome :D

From both me and riverghost :]

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:52, archived)

I feel I should have mentioned this really:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:53, archived)

I said it for both of us ^_^

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:54, archived)

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:57, archived)

lordy, that's looking mighty good!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:57, archived)

Why, thankyou

I have plenty of designin's still left to do though...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:59, archived)

It looks like a lightly dusted bon bon

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:59, archived)

He looks happy..

Click for biggness

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:31, archived)

that is a very very impressive hairdryer

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:35, archived)

Ahh, from the new babyliss levitating hairdryer range, no less!

love the feather blowing action!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:39, archived)

Awesome :)

Ning B3ta.

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The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:54, archived)

10th June - Johnny Morris does Walking With Dinosaurs

(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:26, archived)

Om nyom nyom nyom!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:27, archived)

Overbite!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:29, archived)

they are no fun what so ever :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:30, archived)

opisthognathous rex.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:30, archived)

This dinosaur is a communist

I'll bet 5p COLD HARD CASH that this is the case

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:30, archived)

serrated blotchy goodness

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:36, archived)

ROOOOAAAARRRRR!

heheh, woo!

ningles everyone!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:18, archived)

Yay!!

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:52, archived)

lovely

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 9:12, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:18, archived)

ctrl+alt+del

Obviously

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:20, archived)

F8.

i know where she bought that computer.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:25, archived)

I have just woke up, I am eating an orange

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:25, archived)

I have eaten the orange

it was good

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:26, archived)

I am not eating an orange

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:27, archived)

you should, oranges are good

they are made in orange which is high in vitamin O

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:31, archived)

vitamin oprah?

ugh. that's just nasty.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:32, archived)

I am winding my orange

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:32, archived)

I had a banana for breakfast

They are rich in Vitamin Banana, iron and wool.

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:49, archived)

No, you are dreaming.

And best of all YOU CAN FLY!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:27, archived)

I CAN FLIES!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:30, archived)

No, it's a bat with leprosy!

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)

i can see inside your stomach.

the orange is now eating you.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:31, archived)

little does it know, I'm onto it's plan, and it will soon be bathing in BLEACH!

MUHAHAHAHAHA

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:33, archived)

they're immune to bleach now.

only a long soak in pig semen harms them.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:36, archived)

That's what the national association of pig fanciers wants you to believe

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:37, archived)

we're international now that namibia opened up a chapter.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:41, archived)

Mofaha's really let himself go

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:26, archived)

well, he is 73.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:31, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:36, archived)

He should close his eyes, hold down ctrl+n and count to 10.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:53, archived)

Either try turning it on and off again,

or pour holy water into the dvd-drive

*click!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:29, archived)

Press Escape!

or 'exorcism'.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 8:41, archived)

lil' lolita...

(alloydog, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:52, archived)

*OBLIGATORY 'SMELLS LIKE FISH' JOKE*

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:55, archived)

for another fifty i'll bring along my hairy clam!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:59, archived)

yes.

awesome.

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d d, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 6:00, archived)

SHE DOESN'T HAVE A VAGINA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 6:25, archived)

she has a fish vagina.

dumbass.

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d d, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 6:51, archived)

SHE IS A BROADCAST SEEDER.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 6:54, archived)

CLOACA. USE THE TECHNICAL TERM.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:22, archived)

I think cloaca is the birds multipurpose arsehole/husbandhole/pisshole etc

most bony fishes don't have cloacae here it says so!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:26, archived)

all the cool fish have them and the rest are just jealous.

berds don't get to have all the fun in my kingdom.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:28, archived)

cool fish, like these?

www.smartplanet.com/i/s/news/food/justfishfingers.jpg

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:32, archived)

TASTY ORGANIC CRUMB.

MR. NATURAL, BREADED.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:34, archived)

Twat's twat?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:26, archived)

twat? i can't hear you.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:29, archived)

t'wat? t'whippet? t'mill?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:32, archived)

twat do i owe this unexpected visit?

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:35, archived)

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