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hmm . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

Great unless you don't use IE... like the majority these days.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

Does Firebadger have a swearfiler?

YOU PEDANTIC CUNT!! C];0p
yes dear you're VERY FUCKING CLEVAR! *slow claps*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)

YES IT HAPPY-WORD DOES. YOU BIG SMELLY HAPPY-WORD.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

*HAPPY-HUGS*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)

B3ta has a swear filter built in :)

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)

I'm a tool

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

Normal people use IE? Oh oh oh, I see... you mean incompetent people.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

A browser is a browser,

an OS is an OS.

I don't get all these arguments.

I don't use Firefox for the simple reason I can't be arsed with a million different plug ins

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

It only has a million different plug-ins if you install a million of them.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

Well obviously,

but the main selling point of it is something I wouldn't use.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

I wouldn't have said that was the main selling point by a long shot. Perversely though, how can you favour one browser when you've not tried some alternatives?

Anyyyyyway, it's not a big deal, nor really a deal at all. So I'm going to go and eat loads. TATATAATA.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

I have tried firefox,

I forgot to mention that :(

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

We're all right then. ALL OF US ¦: )

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Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

Since I got FF3 I keep seeing a non-printing character

which looks like a black rectangle, on the end of certain strings in the interface, like on the buttons in the options. It's sometimes mildly irritating on an aesthetic level. Though if that's the worst thing I can say about a browser then that's pretty good going really.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

i'm using firefox

apart from timing out quickly when i'm searching for something, i've had no problems with it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

What kind of searching are you talking about?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)

sorry, i meant refreshing

i'm a bit mithered today

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)

There are a lot of settings accesible by typing about:config in the address bar.

One of them almost certainly fixes any given problem. It's up to you to guess which one, with hilarious consequences!
Putting "timeout" in the search box at the top (called "filter") may help.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)

Ah but you can install adblock on Firefox

best of all the plugins...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)

Arf.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

Hmmm

Oh thats good. . .

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TheOther, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

That's great!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

YES!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

er..

redex?

(sure it's very good :)

EDIT: Yes I'm an idiot :D

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)

^ What she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

hahah...

didn't think the same at all. err.. honest

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

*waves back*

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)

pffff!

you big silly!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)

Hi ya . . . *waves back*

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)

*waits for it*

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

GLEEEEE!!!

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)

He's thinking...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

arf

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)

Hahaha

it almost looks like they driving through his head!

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

Has he had a haircut?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

Haaahaha

This looks JUST like a guy I know..!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

Hahahaaaaaraaargh

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

Eeek!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

Nice part !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

And thinking . . .

and thinking . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

Hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

does he know how?

i'd love to see tumbleweeds on this, rolling along after the buses

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

this is good

lovely blink

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

You taught me how to do the blink!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

I can't stop thinking about the never-ending self-gobbling gif

I saw it on here a few weeks ago.

I can't stop thinking about it.

A looping cock forever rotating through a mans mouth. BIG vein.

Can someone help me find it?

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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

we're not your search bitches.

also, /talk is over there
*points*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

/talk doesn't want him either

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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

UHOH.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

yes!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)

Is this it?

www.b3ta.com/links/ouroboros_willy.gif

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

Arse!

Why do I never check the status bar?!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

lolgasm :D

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

I vote again for C_kicks /request board.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

I like your username.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

Have you tried Search ?

Type in your same queery !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

Here are some alarming paintings of pterosaurs the size of giraffes.

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(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)

Awwwh

The little dinosaur getting eated in 3 is so cuuute.

*WANTS TO WATCH THE LAND BEFORE TIME*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

Here it is

www.b3ta.com/board/8437489 (no horses)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

Suffering salted Christ

That's the fucker.

I knew I'd suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous critics, but it was bloody well worth it.

Sorry, and thank you.

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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

You win librarian award !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

LOLSEAMS!

This really didn't work as well as I'd hoped :(

Click for bigger (100KB)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

that's a nice zebraffe

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

That's woo

& very hard to execute!
edit:

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XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

oh, i don't know

a machine gun would execute it quite nicely.
he's a bit big for a guillotine, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

I guess you've really got to spend a lot of time on matching the edges up

It's like wallpapering (I can't do that either)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

hence why I tried to draw them

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XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

Is it in fancy dress as a Tusken raider?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

The bandit type mask . . .

makes me want to hide my peanuts !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

it's not your nuts he wants...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)

It's spelt Penus

Noons Mrs Monkey et el

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

Conan The Barbarian?

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

Haha, I'm such a fool...

I looked at that and briefly didn't even realise that anything was unusual about it (Other than the amazing blurred seams, 'course).

^_^
I do like this & want one as a pet.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

I was EXACTLY the same

I was going to ask if it was shopped anymore than the slight hump :(

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TY&GN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)

Slight humps are w aste of time

Go for the full on bang I say

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

^This!

That's how awesome it is.

Also: It's my new favourite animal.

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ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

HELLO CHILD PORTN

It's your name, see.

How's stuffff?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

Hiya :]

It's alright, I suppose.

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ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)

PUPPPPPPYYYYYYYY!

The more I look the more seams I see! YYYYYYYaaaaaaaaay!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

I like it :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

Judging by the rings on it's neck . . .

this beast looks up in age . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)

Hahahaha!

Very nice...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)

Woah nice :D

It took me a minute to work out what you'd done there!

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ClanSoul, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

That's lovely . . .

I wish I wasn't ignoring you
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

Who said that?

*looks around*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

Scribblings!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

ZORG

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

your scribblings fill me with glee

although the middle bit looks like some nightmarish mixture of toblerone, mimsy and Aliens facehugger.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)

his giblets fill me with scree?

* the middle bit is obviously a double ended but plug.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)

his giblets should keep clear of loose stones.

double ended? so the squiddy end, that's for goatse, then?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

You got it!

~~got~~ had

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

i wondered what that stinging sensation was!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

So, when and where can I order one for in my living room?

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

Yaaaaaay. What a scary thing to wake up to.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

Wake up?!

Hello :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

It was a pretty good layin :)

Hello!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

Guessing you cooled down enough to sleep then? :)

How are yoou?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

I did. It's nice and coooold today which is much better.

I'm pretty OK. A little stressy about some stuff, but I hope that'll pass.

You?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)

The cold is quite nice ^_^

Want me to come give you a relaxing massage?

I'm quite okay thank yoou. Was in a really bad mood when I got to college but somehow, with no intention of doing so, my shit Biology teacher made me see the bright side...o_O

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

YES PLS.

Good ol'e shitty teacher :) I'm glad you're more smiley :):)

:)

:)

:)

:)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)

this further confuses my hangover

well done :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)

Scribblings . . . the off-shoots of the mighty Scrib !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

seams? frankly my dear....

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

ow!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

I'll have a Clark Bar . . .

if you know what I mean . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

a fiver is plenty..

next course is sthalmon phiscakes.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

that is so horrible

i've had to scroll down.

woo

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

^This times fifty

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

A fiver?

This times 2

Put me right off my dinner!

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

if you scroll down fast enough..

you can see his hob.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

hehehe

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

hahaha

*my joke!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

*salutes*

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

I know...Jamie Oliver!

*shudder*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

Sexy tiem!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

I wish the twat

would really do this, it might stop him gurning at me all the fucking time on the bastard telly (Pukker)

(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

not even if i was starving to death

and the only other alternative was raw buffalo scrotum basted in yak bile.

bring on the scrote!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

Pukka.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

brilliant

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

Haha :D

Gruesome yet pleasing.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

Can't help thinking of the bloke from the Fast Show

popping up from under the table.
"Tongue sir?"

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

Arrghhh!

Thats woo, but too horrible to look at.
/adblocks

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

Cut that out !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

I'm not even sorry...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

Yowzer!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

Now go and stand in the corner, young man, and you think about what you've done.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

*thinks*

*giggles*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

Oh....ye.... gods.....

*SPANG*

In vaguely related news, am I a bad person for watching 'Embarassing Bodies' last night and finding the penis injection amusing?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

only if you recorded it and watched it over again

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The Tig and me, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

Ah, that's ok then

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

...

I'm going to hell then.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

what where they injecting it into?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

A bowl of piranhas

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

arf

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

I LITERALLY only saw three seconds of it

as I flicked through but the gurning look on that man's face made me guffaw like a 'tard
Hahahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

*giggles*

We put it on as there was bugger all else on - to be met with a close-up of a prostate exam....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

Well after the number of goatse posts this board gets that must have been quite tame...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

Well, yes, granted

But just unexpected. It was followed by bollock-checking, the above mentioned injection and the subsequent chemically-induced erection, prostate removal and an encrusted todger :S

The sights one sees....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

I sense some sick filth in need of banning.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

Nah, nothing harmless

Besides, they didn't remove the prostate the fun way...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

Through his nose?

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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

Would certainly be more interesting....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

Surgical clowns?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

With sterilised squeaky noses

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

losing yr prostate would suck

no more happyspluffs :(

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

In most cases yes

Although worryingly, the doc went out and asked people where the prostate was. Most men didn't even know they had one, or what it did....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

idiots.

it's a vereh precious.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

And yet goes wrong so easily

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

bad design

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)

my misses is a nurse

so she has textbooks full of this stuff altho typing 'penis injury' or similar in google images gets you same results i guess

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The Tig and me, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

Used to work in theatres

So nothing phases me. Googling phimosis or TURP should get a few winces

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

EGADS!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

thingsdonotgoupthatthankyouverymuch

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

Oh yes they do

With heated wires

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

turp being some urethra play related

ye gads there's some mental pictures there...my occulars have had the misfortune of viewing a video of where the objects in question where insects.. a millipeed i think maybe centi.

it was wrong. recollections are making my face go upside down frowny

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arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

Probably.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

*Gets genital surgery flashback. Shudders*

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

Oh jesus christ

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

Ha ha

nice!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

Haha!

Awful pun on an "animal" theme - part2

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

\o/

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

Heh heh.

That made me giggle.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

*clicks*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

Your gonna need a bigger stoat

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

Did someone say ...

"TOATS"?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

Always teim for toats!

\o/

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

A weasel's weasely recognised

but a stoat's stoatally different

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Weetobix, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

Phwoar!

I bet that tastes salty
:D

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

oh ffs

you should be utterly ashamed of yourself

*giggles furtively*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

Pfft!

Oh, and *Spangity spang spang*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)

Tuning it off and on again

always works for me.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

I will try that with the misses when I get home

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

burp in her face

and THEN gently caress her neck? yeah, bound to work

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

*Takes note

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!

This, sir, is a piece of art in all possible ways. Thank you.

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

Pissy World!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

full of bargains and superb technical advice!

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

kill ir with fire

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

In the industry...

...we refer to that as 'Power-cycling.'

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

in the bipedal self propelled mechanised transport industry, that probably means something else

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

*cough* missing an R?

Excellent work sirrah, giggles from Mr & Mrs Trellis :D

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

*edits*

Ta'.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

No worries :D

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

"Turn on, tune in, drop out"

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

yay

question - what are quick time events and what's wrong with them?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

Ah, catching up with SA too huh?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

yup

it's always a worthwhile endeavor...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

Agreed

And if I laugh enough, Mr Trellis wanders over for a look and gets hooked as well :D

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

no problems - I've found out myself

and I agree, them is shit

=-=

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

RAILS MAN!

RAILS

it's all on RAILS

things ain't so good on rails

tho I thought they were good in shenmue

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

You would be surprised

how many people don't bother to turn things off and on again and how many times that does actually solve the problem.

/pc helpdesk blog

(

Joliet, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

What if you remove the power supply and it stays on?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

fine tuning with a lump hammer works well

(

caffeinefreak, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

'percussive maintenance'

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)

Always my favourite

Most PCs work better with a dent in their case. Lets them know you mean business.

(Wize, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)

Hook it up to the national grid.

*profit*

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

Ah, you've used a Belkin KVM switch too?

Damn things take power from the computers connected to them. The only way to reset one completely is to unplug every computer attached to it.

(

chthonic, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)

I used an annoying one the other week

The monitors I set it up with use a non-standard resolution. They would boot up, think the monitor can't take the resolution and drop into something lower. I had to manually set them, power them both down, power off the KVM and boot them one at a time to get it to work. Farking things.

(Wize, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)

It's like a call center but without the phone.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

You need to take out the cartridge and blow into it

or waggle the wires a bit.
Always works.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

doh!

silly Art, you should have taken it to see the tech guys at PC world, those guys are way qualified to fix it.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

my first post...

...am I fired????

(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

Cerallen?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

i always thought of it as

"surallun"

(

charlie?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

Cerulean?

Maybe part of the tie.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

don't get blue

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

No - periwinkle blue

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

*mutters something inane about winkles

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

*scoffs at crude innuendo*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

IN YOUR ENDo!

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

Clever - First and Last post all in one...

EDIT: How rude of me...

Woo, welcome and pull up a kitty....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

Hahaha not at all.

In fact you may yet prove to be highly popular.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

with the emphasise on -may-

Welcome.

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

It is surreal

But I like it. You are not fired, unless you want to be.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

Sir Alan goes cheap cheap

no your hired actually

you can start by making the tea

(

The Tig and me, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

Nice lurkage!

have a woo for your effort!

:)

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)

I like it

a lot -- it tickles me.

Welcome to B3ta; please pick up your P45 with your welcome package. You will never leave... I should know, I've tried.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)

pat butcher

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

Thank you!

I look forward to sharing my other creations

(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

no, you are hired

welcome the hell aboard kid.

Pull off the quo, ship a kitten etc, you'll never leave.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

Haha

How odd. I like it :D

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

TITS or GTFO

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)

One for Valve fans and UoL students/staff...

EDIT: Anti-RIS

POSTEDIT: In retrospect, this is the sort of idea that I should have quietly ignored...

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)

I don't get it

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)

I think it is because the logo look a bit like a cock?

*Not sure though - is this shopped?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

Okay.

One for Valve fans and UoL students/staff...
Not a limited audience then?
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

Yeah...

...thinking about it, maybe I shouldn't have bothered.

I would delete it but...

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)

don't you fuckin dare........

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

You could just explain it...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

I would guess UoL have a staff student web tool called Portal

(ours is very imaginatively called MyEd) ... Portal is also the name of a good (but too short) computer game.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

Also - we have a new student system being developed called EUCLID

... the 'ebulletin' which keeps us all up to date about it is called Elements, which is not bad until you find out it used to be called Here's Lookin at EUCLID.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

your ptolemy thats terrible..

(

The Tig and me, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

R to the I to the big bad S

I'm afraid.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)

I don't know if this will work for you

but this .

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

The browser you are using is not supported...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

Firefox 3?

Safari? Just click 'Continue'

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)

Yep I'm with the programme now.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

hmm

check this and this

(

charlie?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

Aha!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

that perfect perfect game

i want more, not just more of the same, but more thinking like it, new ideas for games.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)

Innit?

Until Portal, there were exactly five video games that just kept getting redressed, retconned, refurbished, made over and rolled out again.

Portal is that sixth game.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

But

It is a redressing of a previous game.

(

gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

true

but it was a teeny tiny little independant one, without the polish, or afaik the sardonic wit.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)

i don't like Valve or UoL

what the fuck am i supposed to look at, eh?

it's fuckin discrimination that is.....

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)

the flowers?

there's tullips and eeeverything

(

arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

^this :D

(

charlie?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

the best kind of discrimination though

the kind against you

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

LOL DEMOGRAPHICS!

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

Sorry!

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

nice eye

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

RIS in peace

I dont geddit

(

The Tig and me, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

Oooooo...

(Mr. Green Genes YAAYY'd at, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

now see, this is more like it

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

the cake is a lie

etc

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

Oi!

Don't tell'em that!

(Mr. Green Genes YAAYY'd at, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

Nah

"There really was a cake..."

/timestretch

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

Sssh!

The lie about the cake being a lie is a secret.
Best to lie about it to people.

(

Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

Pure win.

Now *THAT'S* what I should have come up with!!

I click, I do.

And thank you for helping me feel slightly less idiotic.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

I smell a lie

(

miamistu snagglery, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

I really like your username

It's practically the same as the Duke of Prunes

Don't forget your beans and selery

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

Yay!

I won't forget.

(Mr. Green Genes YAAYY'd at, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

(

Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

(

connor, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)

pearfucker

:D lully

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)

That's very pretty.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)

I swear that banana was moving around,

then I checked and it's a jpg.

*cries*

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)

Wuffewy

(

Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

Oooh lully stuff!

Woo!

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

he should rescue that banana, they could have adventures

but ohhhh no, he's going to sit on his pear and ride out the catastrophe

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

This is pleasant :D

I enjoy your things.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

I made a thing

but I'm not that happy with it considering how long I spent on it, so.... Pearoast thread?

Anyone?

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)

swan!

EDIT: You did a good job on the reflection, but two such widly-different source images are going to be pretty hard to meld together...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)

A Swadder

Nice!
*Clicks*

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)

Yeah I know

I think I started it before my brain kicked in.

:s

Woo to that though!

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)

Imagine *that* being pissed off and hissing to protect its nest

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)

Goose!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)

My first animerge attempt

I shall call him Phillip.

(

Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)

hello phillip

first finished mash

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

yay

haven't got this out for ages:

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)

dancy dancy

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)

Swiraffe!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)

Haha

That looks a better merge than mine!
still love these!
:D

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)

Thank ee

The girabbit's too subtle. I'd do more birdies, but they take about two hours and my hands aren't up to it at the moment

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)

a lot of people miss this too

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)

Heehee, love it :)

I'd do some more animashes if I had any inspiration :S

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)

I know what you mean!

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

is it wrong to want to watch these two fight?

(

arrangedletters, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)

Nope.

Fiver on the Hippocatamus.

(

Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

NOM NOM NOM

That's a squabbit.

(Mr. Green Genes YAAYY'd at, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)

Correctamondo!

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

Just don't make the neck stop so abrubtly

maybe use some of the spots on the front of the swan?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)

I did try as you can prolly see

but it looked terrible!

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)

perhaps a sharper giraffe image may have helped

graff looks a bit too blurred in relation to swanny.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

Also, this.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

Hahaha! Have a pea from yesterday...

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)

can it be ..... sod it
*steals bottle*

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)

think i'll throw this in too, if i may

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)

Too subtle?

(

Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

(

glubglub should be working on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)

Hooray for mugging!

I just done a mock-up of my favourite t-shirt:

www.b3tards.com/u/381207ddc57d17bddefe/hippy.jpg

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)

(

glubglub should be working on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)

The new challengers are because they have air con.

God knows what it must have been like in WW2 during the Africa conflict. SWEATY CROTCH STINK!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)

Dear gods a friend of mine trained in the 1960s in tanks ... in Death Valley!

How the feck you survive that I don't know.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)

Hehehe

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)

Hahaha

most woosome!

'nings.

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)

Brilliant!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)

I had a quick go at a couple of "dontate" icons...

I literally only spent about 5 minutes or so on them. What I was wondering is:

1. Can the "public" submit icons for the site to use. Will they be used if good enough?
2. Is there a colour palette (of greys)? And how many can be used (for when I save to gif. 8, 16, more)?
3. Where do I send them to/how do I submit them?
4. Is there a way of seeing what ones have already been made (so I don't double-up)

I hope you like them :)

(

noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)

yes

edit your post so it goes in the ongoing icons challenge

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)

ah..

thanks for the tip :)

(

noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)

yay domo!

that's quite good. But I dunno any of the answers other than 42

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)

Edit this post

Change the 'this is a normal post' to 'image challenge: icons' in the drop down menu.

They certainly can be considered - although how they actually chose them, I've never figured out :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)

they draw a massive grid on the ground with the icons in

then the magic donkey wanders about and shits on his favourties

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)

You're getting confused with Belgian sporting pastimes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)

they do it with buns

and inflate the donkey with icing and cherries first.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)

That explains everything

Thank you

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)

I think it's voted for

although who votes I don't know

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)

alrighty

1. yes
2. I don't think so
3. you just did ;)
4. just click ~~the 'c' icon on your post~~ here

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)

clicking the c doesn't work...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)

I noticed that

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)

If you go to you link and click Popular...

This is the best?

Edit: posted wrong image, hang on..

Edited edit: There you go (not so funny now)

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)

Personally, I'd have a redex for a user icon anytime

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)

Why have you got a pair of maracas then?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)

DONTATE

indeed.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)

Yays

I noticed the other day that Channel 5 have the Domo show on it.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)

Woo!

I did a domo ages ago.

What's the smaller one?

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)

Sir

Patrick Moore?

(

fannycradock, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)

The Force is strong with this one

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)

*glees*

I'm getting nothing done today am I. There is just to much hummus on here atm.

(

Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)

^this * a bazzilions

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)

haha..

(

glubglub should be working on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)

Parkinsons?

dangerous!

(Virulent, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)

I presume

The Panda is called Daniel as he appears to be being "jacked"

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)

Hahaha

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)

Hahahaha!

Nicely...

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)

An excellent year!

(Virulent, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)

Proper high-strung they are!

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)

you got in with that joke at break-neck speed

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)

he's just been hanging about waiting to use it!

(Virulent, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)

Well, I had to relieve the stressful knot in my stomach.

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)

well, that sounds like bad noose

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)

Pull the other one

www.b3ta.com/board/8520532

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)

How long are you going to play this one out then

or are you just stringing us along :)

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)

hahaha

To Hull!

(

Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwch

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

this for the win!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)

wouldn't would...chirst the mouth is inviting...

....
....
does the fact that I've just spluffed on her picture count as "have"?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)

Does in my book,

I just had to ninja edit to get rid of what looked like a strap-on, and now I just noticed how the sales chart appears to be recieving felatio!

What a sexy post this was!

(Virulent, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)

I can't see that, there's this funny goop on my screen

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)

haha

nice

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)

Hahaha!

Great!

Have this in return

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)

That's Smart.

(Virulent, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)

Ha!

I think I had a Smart Attack ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)

this is all.....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)

hahahaha

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)

groan

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)

RISsoles

Hard.

(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)

Me too

Just didn't want to be the first to admit it

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)

^this sadly

i know i'll kick myself if and when i get it

edit: just got it

don't think too hard about it

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)

Don't

sweat about it, you'll get there in the end ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)

hahaha

ace!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)

I prefer the term "differently abled"

Click for bigger (130KB)

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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)

Slow

children

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)

Ha ha!

That face is the creepy though...

(FightingComet got Boost Power on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)

"LOOK OUT!"

"SHIT, A ROAD!"
*violently swerves into tree*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)

Hahaha

I've got the sound of the road going mmmmMMMMMMMmmmmmng as cars go by stuck in my head...

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)

And now I have the giggles

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)

the giggly wigglies

or the silly willies?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)

the giddy goat

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)

dang

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)

HOOOJ CHIIIIIN!!!

TJ! My mate has come to visit me from Kansas City. She bought a rather impressive collection of BBQ sauces for me:D
I have already pledged my undieing love to whoever it was that created JD BBQ sauce!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)

Ohh!

I bought this one in Florida called Road Kill BBQ sauce. It was top.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)

there's a sauce here

called "kick arse barbecue sauce"

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)

You don't appear to have any reggae reggae sauce

You are a sauce fail.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)

I do infact have reggae reggae sauce

Butit's such a given that I didn't think I needed to photograph it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)

In which case I retract the fail

and extend a win

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)

I need a poo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)

do it in a cup, take pictures, make a fortune selling them

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)

Unfortuantely I find that rarely works a second time.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)

ah bugger

well if you clench you anus at the right moments you can sculpt it as it comes out, and sell it as "art". Although, if you've got the trots, you've probably already done it on your chair, so sell that as
"art". You can't loose!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)

You'd need to be...

... running up & down the Tate modern while pooping in order for it to be considered "art".

(Mr. Green Genes YAAYY'd at, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

cup of tea and a fag

launch that baby smooth as anything

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)

if theres a fag...wouldn't that force it back up there

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)

arf

probably around the sides and out

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)

Quick!

Host another bash!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)

A drop of tabasco ...

... on you and your partner's genitals before boom-boom time. Works a charm.

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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)

I think you are looking for statetheobvious.com!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)

they look lubberly

... although (and perhaps this is controversial) I don't like John Daniels... I would perhaps give it to a monkey to drink, but I wouldn't have it myself.

Many thanks,
PUC

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)

I would give it to a monkey but maybe not a gibbon.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)

that goes without saying;

Gibbons make very abusive drunks.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)

You can buy the JD sauce over here

but all those sauces are heathen. Spirit vinegar and molasses bases sauces are SHIT.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)

Yes. That's what I'll say to my friend who kindly carried them all many thousands of miles for me.

/never look a gift sauce in the mouth blog

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)

I was just saying :(

My friend posts stuff over for me under the guise of commercial samples. Maybe we should swap some bbq tips - looks like you're New Orleans style area.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)

Naaa she's shagging a grocor and took them:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)

You can buy the JD sauce in ASDA,,

And a Budweiser, Jim Beam, and also Reggae Reggae sauce..

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)

WOO!

that is an impressive collections of sauces.

i'm wanting to get some of gourmet daves private reserve

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)

Mnngg25?

Edit: Didn't realise I'd be this far down, now I just look like a twat who took ages to come up with that joke.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)

Thought for a new compo - ideal person for the job?

if anyone's bothered...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)

BROWN'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

? No?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)

No such luck.

Actually, I don't want him to die. Just go away.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)

he's looking REALLY old nowadays

the dithery old coot

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)

The PM zombiness is setting in.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)

Doesn't take long does it?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)

Not at all

to be fair, nobody's ever going to be a PM adored by all, but he really is the king of 'You want what? Okidoki, well I'm just going to do the opposite of that. Why? Well, because I can, I suppose. MUAHAHAHAHA'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)

he must be kicking himself

after waiting 11 years for the job and then being shit at it

mind you, everyone gets bored when a govt's been in too long

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)

I want to be PM I want to be PM I want to be PM I want to be PM I want to be PM I want to be PM

I don't want to be PM I don't want to be PM I don't want to be PM I don't want to be PM I don't want to be PM I don't want to be PM

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)

Is it me

or has his accent subtley changed over time to sound really...bland?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)

He's been having lessons, I think

He's sounding decidedly less Scottish, which in my mind was the one saving grace.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)

Probably the one man

For whom the scottish accent was not a plus

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)

I don't know what it is

but it (generally, not in Brown's case) turns me to jelly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)

och, ye cannae make it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)

*falls over*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)

Same here actually

Nothing like a fine, red headed scottish lass.

I'll bonny her any day.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)

Hah, my granddad calls me that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)

Hell yes

Teh Tennant on who do you think you are was just too cute. Even Ken Stott is sexy for it.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)

Hahaha yes!

Finding out about his orange roots.

I have to talk to a lot of people from Glasgow in my line of work, it's terrible.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)

I would ruin phones by drooling into the mouthpiece

Ballamory pisses me off though

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)

That woman in it annoys me, her with the

stupid hair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)

They're just ruining Scottishnessness

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)

they could burn something english

that'd be pretty traditional and restore their balance

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)

I hate to admit this but if it makes me sexier...

www.b3ta.com/board/8510313

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)

I must hear you talk, I honestly can't imagine it,.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)

AH CRIKEH! EH! CANNYE THRO ANORR SHRIMP AN TH' BARRRRRBEE!

fuck me I'm scared for life by that...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)

I wonder if Cameron will have lessons

to sound more Scottish.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)

Comedy spanish accent for the win.

'ay caramba, mi rayt hhhonorablay frriend....'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)

Or just a series of bleeps.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)

whilst pointing and making obscene hand gestures

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)

we had one of them

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Costello

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)

Only without the charisma implied by the laugh

Does he actually laugh? Ever?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)

if he did, I bet it'd just be a nasal exhalation with a touch more force

and then he'd look slightly embarrassed and nick an old lady's purse to redress the balance

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)

Reminds me of a line from an old comedy show

'This is where he had his terrbile accident'
'Accident?'
'Yes, he accidentally smiled and dislocated his jaw'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)

Hahaha, never a truer word.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)

He probably does.

But not in public as it is an EVIL LAUGH ahaha.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)

The conservative party are here to pick your brains

from the remnants of your skull.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)

144

He's on a triple word ~~score~~ skull.

That is worth a *scary woo*

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)

You mean a

WoooooooOOOOOOooooo!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)

WcccooohhhhOOOhhhachccccceeiiiiaacccckkkkchch

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)

*sicks a little*

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)

Cunting Christ!

Does Clive Barker write your nightmares?

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)

I don't have nightmares. Ever.

I have fucking weird dreams though, like evil watercooler bottles driving ambulances and trying to run you down.

That and it's quite hard to have nightmares when you are me, as I'd quite happily go toe to toe with a zombie just to liven shit up.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)

hahaha

I'd like to see Freud work that one out!

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)

He's probably too busy masturbating into the butter.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)

Pfft!

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)

oooh bit of Hurst in there

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)

Very nice

even if for a while I thought Boris had a lampshade on as a hat.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)

go awa, you mean to

take a DIIIIIIIIIVE

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)

I just wish he'd do a propper job

and that his party would stop fucking things up... whatever anyone else says, I'm of the honest opinion that he's better than Blair and Cameron (who are essentially the same person).

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)

well if no ones going to explain it

GORDON'S
AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
au.youtube.com/watch?v=W1gwVIhJ8II

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)

I got it....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)

If ever there was a gag that didn't need the punchline filling in...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)

We know.... :P

I don't get any :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)

please let it be true

please please please

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)

what's wrong with him....

he's over there!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)

he is a cunt

who is screwing the poor, the young and the old. but sucks the cock of the rich and gives them money

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)

he doesn't need the microphone...

Aus-challenge would be better than roadsigns...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)

GORDON BROWN

TEXTURE LIKE SUN

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)

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