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# Akk! BEEES!

And believe it or not I've not even started drinking. Yet.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Bobby is Canadian
perhaps the unfortunate driver
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# well,
i really like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)
# "What am I doing?
I'm covered in beeeeeeeees!"
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Bang goes the fairytale after a few years..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)
# would.
i think this should be fp'ed
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)
# A fine idea.
Don't be suprised if you get a Gaz from Zoo / Nuts cos it's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)
# hehe, I don't think so these days,
it works slightly differently now :)

edit: and Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)
# I can't imagine
what brought that on.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Shhhhhhh!
evenin' sir. Long time, no see
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:09, archived)
# And a good evening to you in response.
Yeah I had a holiday with no net ( sailing ) and kind of found it hard ( or not interesting enough ) to get back in to b3ta ( and many other things to be fair ).

An internet weaning now and again seems healthy.

I have done a few things. I thought you might have liked my M&S advert.



Click for bigger (49KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:15, archived)
# hahaha, now that I do like :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:15, archived)
# So
How does it work now?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:12, archived)
# differently, they don't gaz via b3ta
they have a 'pool' of regulars they contact. (quite a few b3tans now, possibly more in the future) Good with credits and payment now as well (on the NUTS front anyway, ZOO bit the dust long ago)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Good for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:20, archived)
# It took a while, but it's worked out well with NUTS in the end :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)
# :)
I can't help imagining you sat there sans pants stroking and gazing lovingly at your nutsups.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)
# i've had her
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)
# She shouldn't smoke then
Her lungs will be very un-snow white...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)
# nice one squire
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Much woo!
PS. I have 2 episodes left of Boston Legal series 4 to watch. How much have you seen?
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I've managed to catch all of season 4 now
and have now started catching up on all previous seasons I've missed, and am enjoying them greatly :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Denny Crane never gets tiring.
It's like watching Shatner's retirement.

Did you still think you were Jerry after he gets his girlfriend towards the end of season 4? It was so masterfully done, I felt sorry for him. And I don't generally care for TV characters.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:20, archived)
# It was quite nicely played, his character is wonderful to watch
and as for Denny... The character - the man - is a legend
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Agreed.
Jerry starts off as a bit of a comic character, and it's really well written how he turns into a fully-fledged character.

I caught myself 'popping' the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)
# hahaha, I haven't got that far yet :)
*although I have on occasion started singing the theme tune in a similar style. At very random times I might add.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:25, archived)
# :D
Have you seen they've commissioned a fifth and final series? Probably a good thing in terms of plots, but it'll be a shame to lose the characters. What will I watch with Shatner in then? (Not bloody Star Trek, either).

Also, have you seen Arrested Development? *reckons you'd like*
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:27, archived)
# I *heart* arrested development
one of THE best things to come out of the US in YEARS. (comedy wise)

Great news for the 5th season - pity it'll be the last, the world NEEDS more Denny, or just more Shatner... In ANYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Hooray!
I couldn't possibly agree more (see sig). I've watched Arrested Development all the way through 3 times now. It's constantly hilarious. Never a bad moment, which is one hell of an achievement.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)
# aye, agreed on that :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:32, archived)
# *changes sig*
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:34, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:35, archived)
# ha ha, brilliant stuff Archie!
- as always *man hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:16, archived)
# bless ya, fella, and good to see ya
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:17, archived)
# that's more than he'll get from the current mrs archie
when she finds he's posted that anniversary vector portrait he did of her all over the web.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:21, archived)
# *speechless*


for once ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
and a rather large woo Archie
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:27, archived)
# bloody brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:22, archived)
# you sir !
are fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:23, archived)
# aha, an opportunity to post Princess Jen from Big Brother

and a woo to your cartoon
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:25, archived)
# yay!
and woo too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:25, archived)
# lol
you have been quiet of late...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Aye, busy times, and only here lurking when I get the chance :)

will probably go on for a while with only short appearances here and there. I'll still be lurking when I can though :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)
# hahaha nicely done sir
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)
# O_O
Memo to self: Archie on a Friday night = SCARY
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)
# needs moar pentapeptides
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# this is beyond ace
it is in another league
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Top Draw, Arch!
Arch!Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 5:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Looks safe enough to me..
hurr hurr
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Hurrah!
normal service is resumed :)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)
# thats better
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Hahahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)
# No handrails or warning signs?
Right, that's it, I'm calling Health&Safety!

TJ : Anyone entering this?
www.theregister.co.uk/2008/07/04/wired_competition/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)
# sounds like a good plan
on both counts
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)
# already done.
And in a bid to actually win a prize and better my odds I was not going to mention it here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:08, archived)
# hmm, hell, nice decor
:D

and, being hell, it seems an appropriate place to link this

all I can say is.. Waaaa?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)
# haha
but the 4 horsemen will have some fun with old georgieboys soul

(click the link,its nsfw)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)
# no no no!! don't say don't click the link
then people don't click it

thus reducing its power!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)
# oops wrong one
i thought i did the meatspin one
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)
# If you were a newbie
You would be slagged off for 4 new threads in 40 minutes




/although I do like your stuff
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)
# There is no point
saying anything. He's just turned into some odd kind of silent troll.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:16, archived)
# great job microwave
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Well how the fuck did that little bastard get in there!?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)
# *stamp*
APPROVED.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
# this be
fab
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] not looking forward...
...to those waif-like supermodels of the future... :(

(Butthole Surfer : as felt up in Braille Weekly :D, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)
# would!
just think of the pleasure of penetrating into those crevasses
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:18, archived)
# It's like she has a hundred kneepits
Phoar!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:20, archived)
# sex would never be boring!
just hazardous if she wanted to go on top
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Full of sweat and lost cutlery
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)
# ooooooooooh
pointy!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)
# I know her...
She sent me a card on Valentines day

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)
# bitch..
..i thought i was her only one... *sniff*
(Butthole Surfer : as felt up in Braille Weekly :D, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Passes kleenex (For more reasons than one)
Don't worry there's enough of her to go around
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)
# that's still fucking unpleasant
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I think I need to bleach my eyeballs now
..
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)
# that's fucking unpleasant
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Adblock's going to be full by the end of the week
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:37, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Celebrity Role Models
Read the Yellow Bit!

Roll Models?
(jezmck .com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)
# NSFW
Even if it's not I don't want to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Can I mark it nsfw
or is it too late?
(jezmck .com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Yes, change the image to a link :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Can I play the NSFW card?
Although admittedly it's mostly for being gross.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:19, archived)
# I wouldn't call it gross
But she does need to learn to smile more.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)
# also unpleasant
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I ain't thin but i ain't fat either,
But i'm sorry, people flaunting thier obesiety is fucking wrong. You may as well flaunt diabetes as fashion. People critisize anorexia; this is no different.

"Oh i'm beautiful" she may think, "i'm just expressing my confidence in my body...." Well i've got bad news for ya lady, it's fucking disgusting. Let see you be so cheery when your undergoing your second heart bipass operation and you cant fly to your next gig because your arse is too fucking fat to fit in the seat.

Britain may becoming a nation of fatties, but that doesn't mean it should be encouraged.
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Hear hear
No Fat Chicks.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:34, archived)
# It should be a taboo
blog.jezmckean.com/youre-too-fat/
blog.jezmckean.com/afbo-ant-fat-bastard-order/
(jezmck .com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Thats some good lurkage you've got going
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)
# i just read the newsletter
generally.

And the above just seemed an appropriate moment to post those links.
(jezmck .com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Don't worry.
There's a drug that makes fat people kill themselves.

And you can ge it free on the NHS! I love this country.
(beemoh, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)
# It's a bit ironic
That she's airbrushed to hell and back too.
(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
# If you're implying
that I copied you, you can relax, I didn't even see any entries before I made this.
(jezmck .com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)
# She needs to stop pulling out her eyebrows,
trim her nails and wash her face, other than that the only problem is the tattoo.

I actually prefer women who don't look like boys.

Now the Leo Sayer thing did give me a chuckle, so have a click anyway.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# It's a new time sink.. erm, I mean project..

(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:15, archived)
# 3 trillion dollers may seem like alot
but hey, its all in good fun ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Imagine how many peas
3 trillion dollars would buy!!
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)
# crikey, seven, or maybe even eight!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)
# if the average can of peas is 50c
then that would buy 6,000,000,000,000 cans.

if each can contained an average of 250 peas then it would be 240,000,000,000,000,000 peas!

/now with revised maths!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)
# ...
that's one hulluvalotta peas.

I am impressed by your maths.
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:30, archived)
# hehe
in england that would translate to 250 thousand billion peas!

while in america it would become 250 quintillion peas!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:34, archived)
# now I am trying to work out...
... how big a plate you would need to serve them up :/
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)
# hmmmmmm...
that would be one big plate
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:40, archived)
# They're 6p each.
you do the math.

(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I think I love him
and his crazy japes.
I hope he has lots of adventures.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Ha ha!
It's the eyebrows that do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I am rather moved by his fashion slax
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)
# I just can't resist a man in a tank top either :)
glad you approve of his wardrobe. It's important for a super-hero(kinda) to feel confident in his looks.
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Why have you turned into a prick?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Go back to doing them like this.
www.b3ta.com/board/8519823
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Hahahaha!
THERE IS SO MUCH EMOTION
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)
# oh god it looks like a child drew that
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Close
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)
# That elephant looks baked off its face.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)
# wouldnt you want to be
with a nose that large and an asian man pulling your ear?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:14, archived)
# This needs further research
Hurrah for taunting big-nosed animals in the name of science!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:17, archived)
# I would really like a larger nose
I have a thing for Asian men and earlobes are an erogenous zone.


So actually no, I would rather just sit back and enjoy it in a fully sober state.


Off now, bye board x
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:18, archived)
# haha you went for the race with the smallest penis!
rofl
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Bye Face :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Tut Tut, getting lazy.
Your previous was good (sounds like something my brief would say.)

TJ:
How about some b3ta feedback on my website, Ive applied on webforumz.com critique service and nobody has said anything.
Bastards.
Its only half done and ive hit a brick wall, creatively speaking. So I unleash it upon you, what do you think? Suggestions please.
www.tdcbitworks.co.uk
By the way, i know there is a lack of CDC's. Its deliberate, minimalist.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:03, archived)
# using a z as an s
makes them twats

so you are better of without their opinion :D

It looks like a website, and it doesn't hurt my eyes

also I would like a 3d volumetric projector now

I can't wait for porn industry scientists to work out how to make it, I need it NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:05, archived)
# agrees about the 3d thingie
emergency wards would be innundated by mangled cocks being chopped off by the mirror spinning at 300rps.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:07, archived)
# The colours don't got and the flash thing is largely pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)
# im happy with the colour scheme
but your right about the flash, i dont know what to do next. I could put a slideshow of stock photos, chock full of people with great hair an white teeth but youve seen that all before.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Personally I always block flash (and cookies) except on sites I fully trust
If your flash is a slideshow then I think it's better to have a column of thumbnails with "click for bigger"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:32, archived)
# woah,
you must live in 1992 when the internet was full of times new roman and there were only 4 channels on tv. Is princess di still alive?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Well it's better than mine
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:08, archived)
# a brief musical interlude...
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:46, archived)
# FUCK YOU AND YOUR TRUMPET
fffffff
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)
# im sorry
im sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:55, archived)
# thankee
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Saxomophone!
This is woo :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:48, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Ah!
That'll be the great Phil Woods then ;)
(he did the sax solo on "Just the way you are" by Billy Joel)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)
# discovered right here on b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Nice Animation by the way :)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:59, archived)
# cheers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)
# oh, of course!


:D

edit: oh, fucked that up, ahh well :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
Real lols!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:39, archived)
# It's the head isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:40, archived)
# :(
is that a dog or a giant mouse?

either way this is nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:42, archived)
# not before the dog gets it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:44, archived)
# took me a while to spot the diff
:D
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:42, archived)
# That was really depressing
(Veno, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)
# hehe.. pleasuring the dogmouse
:D
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:59, archived)
# sounds like a book or album name
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:03, archived)
# This reminds me...
... of my childhood.
(Fannyjuice, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# :)
 
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Summertime
It's time to buy the stupid summer t-shirts to wear on the beach.

For him:

Photobucket

and her:

Photobucket
(cox2inhibitor, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# One for C Kick & his nerdy shirt collection
Probably obvious & probably bindun, but that's me, obvious and definitely been done ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# no
you are
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I'm sure there's a parity error ther!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)
# maybe it's parity time?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
# let's parity like it was 1999 bps!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# it's amazing what you can pick up
from just Zeros and Ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Holy crap
How long did THAT take?!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# It's generated
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Hooow?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)
# tutorial.
Take an animated gif, or a bit of video, strip it down to frames. (I used Virtual Dub)
Take a few of the frames and individually stick them in to a web site like this (there probably is a program that does just the same)
Screen print each page pasting them into what ever program you are using crop and change the background colour to transparent.
layer them up and animate.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Ahhhh
Some effort was made then :)

Have a Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:14, archived)
# indeed
I always meant to do more but heyho.
thanks for the woo, I shall take it to the pub with me. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Have one from me, too :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# well then I think my
first drink shall be a WooWoo!

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:27, archived)
# 404'd link there
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Fixed
missed the http bit. Are you considering making one? let me know if you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Will do
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:27, archived)
# three seconds
to rip the top...
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Bloody hell, you're clever and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# thanks though
www.b3ta.com/board/8529364
he's right but I think coming up with the idea was pretty clever :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:02, archived)
# It's neat :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:02, archived)
# ta.



fun spoiler :P
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:04, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Animated goatse?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)
# is that
a request? Are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:02, archived)
# No, no, I wouldn't want to trouble you
Seriously, it's excellent work. But you know you've been on b3ta too long when every slightly fuzzy image looks like goatse at first....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)
# I'm starting to think you've been on b3ta waaay too long,
Mrs Child Portn.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:10, archived)
# It's not my fault
b3ta won't let me leave
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:12, archived)
# No-one here will let you leave,
you're too lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Shit, who blabbed?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Who would have thought
Goatse would be hiding those in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:13, archived)
# It took me a while to work out, but I'm ashamed to say that I get this... -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
# i'm not so clever..


I had to use this..
www.paulschou.com/tools/xlate/

with this pasted into the binary bit:

01001110
01100101
01110010
01100100

being b3ta I thought i was going to say cock or cunt.. ;-)

sad eh.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:32, archived)
# I can only count to 3 on 10 fingers
but on ten fingers, I can count to 1023.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:04, archived)
# I don't understand.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I want a t-shirt with BINARY
written in binary on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:30, archived)
#
010000100100100101001110010000010101001001011001
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:38, archived)
# How about..
A t-shirt with binary written in binary where the 1's and 0's are "one" and "zero" written in binary.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:19, archived)
# You may have to shrink to fit in it ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:40, archived)
# I know it's only a spore beastie,
but i had to

click for vid
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# this spore seems like impossible creatures
but better
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
# it is very fun
not really 100% convinced how long it'll hold anyone over the age of 8's attention though
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# three pubes per ball only thank you
;) tis woo
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
# they look more like crowbars!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Here are mine:
Boris:

Mampion
Rayquaza
Arach
The thing they based the Pixar lamp on:

Waspzor
Waspzor 2
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Luxo Jr?
I loved that animation.
Shame about the bouncy ball :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Add it to the pile.
The cock pile.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# here have some more spore porn
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Hahahah WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)
# the sword of inevitability cuts through the metaphor of patience

if anyone knows what the fuck I mean by what I just typed please send answers on a postcard to

Discomeats
Admail 69
Plymouth

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Plymouth?
You live in Plymouth?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:35, archived)
# no, all admail jokes revolve around plymouth
I'm very far from plymouth

very far
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:00, archived)
# HA!!!
'tis no match for my CDC of doom!!



Click for biggar!!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:04, archived)
# giblets
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# lemony wee wee
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Isn't that a flim?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
# a film and a review of said film in one go
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# ouch
she may want to drink some cranberry juice
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I don't think it has a sex.
Poor lemon.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
# pucker up
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Excuse me!?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Should've been a lime.
Fantastically strange though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# That would've been sublime!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Simple:

Sorry monkdagola
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Oh hell yes.
I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:09, archived)
# I know :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# So no "I love you too" then...
Fine.

Just fine.

I know when I'm not wanted.


*desperate sobbing*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# I love you too, dear :]
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# It's too late,
I've just sewn my asshole up.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# NOOO
NOW I'LL HAVE TO MOVE ON TO THE VAGINA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)
# not the vagina!
ITS NOT RIGHT, ITS JUST NOT RIGHT.

IT SHOULDN'T GO UP THERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:35, archived)
# You are Han Solo
aicmfp
(2P4E nil admirari, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Well that's just 100 times cooler
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Ooof, goodness.
Lemon juice is actually good for it hurting when you pee. Lemon barley's a good one for cystitis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:48, archived)
# mastitis, euurrrghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# If that's where your urethra is, that's the least of your worries.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Sore boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I'm aware of what mastitis is
I'm just not entirely sure of the link....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Nor I.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)
# ooh
painful

nice drawing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Cytritis?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# THIS NEVER HAPPENED.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:14, archived)
# What do you mean it's not in the newsletter?!

BASTARDS!!!


Click for YouTube colour and sound
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)
# 3 points!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Have a good weekend, walking everywhere HappyToats!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# *loads tranquiliser gun*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# If that's you, you walk exactly like my best mate.
VERY nice. The animation, not the walk. The walk's great and all that, but this isn't w4lk.com or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# yes thats me and thats how I walk
except when I walk slower or faster

But I am walking down a slope there, if that counts for anything
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)
# *head in hands*
You fascinating man. Do tell me more.

How do men walk without squishing their giblets all the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)
# like John Wayne.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Yeah but you don't do that all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Maybe that just means that everyone has smaller balls than John Wayne.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Well our 'giblets' are in front of our legs rather than between.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Genitals, then.
Dibblies. Danglies. Precious jewels.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Ghoulies.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)
# BIGG JOHN WAYNE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# its all to do with the swing of the nutsack I guess
As one leg goes forward so they swing out the way.

If you had a small, tight scrotum you would walk with a certain amount of discomfort
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# If she had a small tight scrotum, I'd recommend she saw a doctor
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# depends whos it was
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# After you fondled it, naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I'd be busy changing into my 'I'm a doctor, honest' outfit
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I think I'd let you fondle my scrotum anyway.
Even without the doctoriness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
# So just the nurse's outfit then?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# With or without the gloves?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
# withwithwithwith
mask as well please. LOVE a good mask.

Actually, wrap your head in bandages, drag this pipe and sort of....shake about a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# O_o
Ok....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmm
feverdreamband.com/h1Galleries/img/Silent_Hill_Nurses_by_allison_rose%20copy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Mmmmm, veiny....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
# It's going to be one of my halloween costumes
and the wife shall be dressed as the red pyramid. Who, for a video game character, is well fit.

MASK!

i51.photobucket.com/albums/f365/mrbee_137/pyramidhead.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Masks always good
One of the reasons I love grey's anatomy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I'm a sucker
for a mask. Delicious.

Right- I'm outta here! N'night, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)
# N'night red
*inappropriates*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)
# It flummoxes me.
Knowing my clumsiness, I'd probably sit on my nads all the time as well. So well done boys, for being good at having testicles. *small round of applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# how do you walk without sticky gusts of air flowing in and out of you?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# We don't....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Well...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breath
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# i was trying to be discrete
but how do the ladies walk without great big wet fanny farts rippling though their gussets?

;D
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8529274
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# BECAUSE
When we're in resting positions, or normal ones anyway, our vaginas are all snuggled up and closed. Also our inner labia will be as well. Usually the only time that the vagina really opens up to allow air to get inside is when a lady is on all fours with her bottom stuck in the air, and then it sort of...opens it all up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Well, there's one other time
But there's usually someone trying to get out at the time
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Oh aye, there is that.
But then never mind the fanny farts, you've just pooed yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
# You must keep count of how many poos you do during the event
a mate managed THREE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Hahahaha, the things you find out!
I read one story in a magazine where the woman said she'd kept telling the midwife she was about to, and the midwife told her she wasn't, she should concentrate on the baby. Hubby told her afterwards she'd managed five, hence why the nurses kept changing the sheets....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Bless, I hope I do 17, all in a row like sausages.
Free pressured colonic!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Play doh pasta factory!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Hahahah, maaaaarvellous.
eat some actual playdoh, see if we can't get it to be the same colour when it comes out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I shall start on a diet of blackberries
Well if it works for the birds that shit on my car....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I love you.
I hope you know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I love the way you get your kicks !
Excellent park job !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Is it a Punto?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# badum-tish

er, that was a pun wasn't it? other people are now talking cars, I thought it was a "punt" joke. Am I seeing hummus where I shouldn't?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# mine was also a pun
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Mine wasn't, I'm just stupid.
I'm pretty sure it was a pun, sorry for confusing you Mr Toast.

And Bloop, I just got yours!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# indeed it was
but I'd read Face's response and thought the world had gone all Top Gear on me :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Oh crap, I think it has.
Brother just came home and flicked the telly on, and whaaat's on Dave at this time of day?

None other than Top Gear.

D:
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I thought that's all they showed,
based on my recent experiences in the UK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Not quiiite.
They also show various series of Ray Mears such as Extreme Survival, Wild Food, Bushcraft and Ray Mears Goes Walkabout.


I flippin' love the Ray Mears.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:06, archived)
# the boot is too big
nice work happytons1
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Renault Clio
Possibly 1.2

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Oh crap.
I totally didn't get the joke.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I'm waiting for Mofaha to say , no, I thought it was a Fiat
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Just for curiosity's sake
was I right?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
# close, 1.4
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Damn.
Now I'm stupid in at least two ways.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:04, archived)
# I like this better than your androgynoel video.
So there
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# hahahaha






wanker ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Psst
I tried asking yesterday but you must have left.

Is it "Shay-dah" or "Shah-dah"?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Shah-dah
though some like to exclaim CHOWDER
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Chowder it is then :)
So Chowder, how goes life?
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# EXCEPTIONAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I'd be happy if I were a creamy soup, full of clam.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)
# the new Jonny Wilkinson
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
Phenomenal!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Fantastic
Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# [awesome!
w/y/h/p!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# sheep?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# no, if it was sheep it would have been on the front page at 5.35 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:49, archived)
# hahaha
yeah.. it would

:D

ah well, you can't get them all, you should be happy with 99.99% of them

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:01, archived)
# I really should work out what percentage of my pics has made the FP

Done it! it's 2.418% of my pictures have made it to the front page woohoo! I like them odds
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)
#



because they're cocks :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)
# graet stuff sir.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 20:13, archived)
# excellent
but... and it's a small thing, considering the animation is obviously superb, in my opinion the sound effects could be a little improved.

/AV pedant
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 21:03, archived)
# this is B3ta, not Sound effects monthly!
Besides, where do you get the sound effect of a person kicking a car from?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# haha
good point... it's a tough one, and the thought occurred to me that you might be using royalty free sounds... is that correct?

I thought perhaps a slightly transformed version of the door slamming/car collision would have been good for the impact, with a motion sound for when it takes off (beginning of helicopter blades spinning - fading out quickly?), followed by a muffled car-crash noise just after it disappears over the horizon.

Anyway, just suggestions, the animation is wonderful, and I hope to start making some videos soon, once my time is my own.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Bloomin' heck Toasty, that's an absolute peach!
I hope you were wearing steelies; safety is paramount with stunts like this.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Nicely
unexpected.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# lovely stuff
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
#

I just updated the mofaha rss feed if anyone's interested :)
There's also a new rss feed of my most recent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Looks like hes planning something. . .
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# gold?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# hah!
a terrible movie?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Spandau Ballet ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# True
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# so true...
funny how it seams?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# How many of their songs were four letter words?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# you dropped this> 'l'
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# *picks up*
Thank you Sir
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# for gold?
mindpissed.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)
# sponge?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# LUNCH!
*shoots*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# excellent work, love the 3-d shading thing on the railings
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Especially the way the support bit is fixed to the other side of the twirly bit.
* Woo to the Big Black Bird!

* I love big black birds!

EDIT: I'm off to the pub now - have a good weekend b3tans!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)
# what is the mating call of the black bird?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# * Come and get it big boy!

* Or that's how they call me
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)
# dya want ta bang it oup me shitter leroy?
or words to that effect
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)
# lmololyg !

* Last Minute Office LOL You Git !

LATERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I'm off too
bye alllll
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# now that's a nice plump chicken right there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Probably crow time :D
Lovely, sir :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)
# BIRDIE!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)
# lovely work
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# oh you know what you are? you're just...just...
too bloody good at these. damn you
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Quoth the . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)
# (something racist)
but that is a lovely picture! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)
# It's a very lovely and pefect blackbird.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Argh! The evil yellow smarties are atacking him!!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)
# he definitely deserves it
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# yeah look at him, he's like.. erm
well, he deserves it, clearly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# he's got a wack batty
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Awack Batty, scourge of the barbarry coast!
arrr
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# THOSE BASTARDS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
#
SMARTY sex PARTY!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Tell me more of this Smarty sex Party you speak of. . .
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)
# everyone dresses in promary coloured jumpsuits and climb into a giant smarty tube filled with lube
hilarity ensues
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# sounds good. . . whens the next one???
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# we're on our way over to your place now
i'll be the one dressed in "coloured with dead crushed beetles" red
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# it kind of reminds me of the really bad headache I had earlier in the week
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Jazz Weasel is doing 'the hands' for you...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
I wish I knew how you came up with your ideas!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Self portraits all of them
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# *headbutts screen*
did you give him sheep eyes?

fuck off, sheep
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
# looks goatish to me
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Goats have evil sheep eyes
but I let them live because they're beardy and earnest.

Sheep are just evil, psychic bastards.

Lambs are alright, it's just when they grow up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# exploding sheep are the worst, beware
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)
# psychic?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Look into my eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# looks
OBaaaaahhhhEYYYYYYY
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Damn right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I'm not sure whether sheeps' or goats' eyes rotate...
They are, however, sheeps' lips.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)
# ARGH! Terror-wrists!
(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I'm more worried about the chedge, than the rape
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)
# *loads blunderbuss*
that's going in my trophy room!


roight, I'm orff home, byeeee
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)
# if you press a moob to the screen, this is cyber
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Thanks Jazz weasel!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Slap happy Jazz Weasel . . .
take five . . . or ten while you're at it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# MOM!?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:36, archived)
# haha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)

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