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Morning All

The Cruel Tutelage Of Felix Catulus

Nowt like a bit of fluff first thing in the morning.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)

Hahaha!

I love Kill Bill :)

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)

*Dubbed Laughter*

HaHaHaHaHa

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)

paw miao?

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weaver., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)

HaHaHaHa

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)

op·ti·mise - (op-tuh-mahyz)

verb
1. make optimal; get the most out of; use best; "optimise your resources" [syn: optimise]
2. modify to achieve maximum efficiency in storage capacity or time or cost; "optimise a computer program" [syn: optimise]
~~3. act as an optimist and take a sunny view of the world [syn: optimise]~~

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)

Oooh, well spotted

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)

*sigh*

OK

Laborously opens photoshop while muttering under breath.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)

b3ta hosting man

nothing wrong with it and it turns naughty sized pictures into small ones with no effort except clicking a box.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

I realy should start using that shouldnt I

im just in the habit of hosting it myself.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

you win this

for services to educamalashun

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

*Edjumacated*

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

*accepts sheeps skin, shakes hand and throws cap in air*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

*poisons his fish heads*

old fool...
arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

plucks out

ivesb's eye.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)

not my good eye!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

He's One Of Gordons Lot!

Get 'im!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)

That's scarier than my cat in A MOOD.

Likey!

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Monty Propps, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)

Topical TOAPYness

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7492573.stm

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)

Arsewipe

Him, not you

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)

Pfffft

"Exterminieren"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)

looks like he just took a shit

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)

Does anyone else find it completely Hypocrytical

that gordon brown has been slating Robert Mugabe for maintaining control of zimbabwe. At least people voted for mugabe!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)

People voted for labour, not the leader.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)

Quite

Noone has ever voted for the Prime Minister in the UK - even if they thought they did. That's not how the system works, and there's no reason why the PM has even to be a member of Parliament.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)

I voted for Satan and he got in

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

^this

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

And of the AU.

They were more than happy to go into the Comoros to depose the unelected president on one of the islands there, but won't touch Zimbabwe...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)

What about baby thatcher

Puts together a band of armed thugs to take over equatorial guinea in a coup and he gets off free.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

People in the UK voted for Labour,

and the leader of the Labour party become Prime Minister.

Gordon Brown was voted as the leader of the Labour Party, and so became Prime Minister.

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Thinker, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)

Toady Blair Hoodwinked me completely

Then the one eyed one 'succeded' him, He's unelectable, thats why he was grandfathered in.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

He didn't 'succeed' Blair;

he was elected as leader of the Labour Party in the 2007 Labour Leadership Election, due to his only opponent (John McDonnell) failing to gather enough support to be nominated.

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Thinker, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

nonsense

he came to power through an internal yogurt imbalance caused by refrigerational subluxation

you people and your so-called 'facts'

BAN THESE SICK FACTS NOW!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

It's true that the yogurt imbalance affected the Leadership Election

But I believe the yogurt/yoghurt/yozurt confusion, caused by Menzies Campbell, was the deciding factor that led to Brown's election, and Diana's death ten years earlier.

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Thinker, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

yes!

never let facts get in the way of truth

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

Yes. I heard you the first 3 times.

My point is that he has been an unmitigated disaster and had his aborted election took place, Labour would not have won.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

Very popular in Derbyshire apparently...

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Ninj, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)

Norfolk

Shirley?

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Monty Propps, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)

...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)

NFN?

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Monty Propps, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)

*shakes fist*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)

Not wagging your finger because they're webbed?

sorry

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)

watch it, or I'll give you a bunch of sixes

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)

^_^

It's an evolutionary advantage, shirley?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)

it does help when relaxing in a gentleman's manner

but it's a pain when buying gloves

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)

Just buy mittens; it's what they were invented for.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)

pfft!

I love algebra

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

not really.

the pentadactyl limb may have been 'fixed' as a design even though it is no more advantageous than the 4- or 6- (tetra/hexa) equivalent.

(this is half-remembered from a SJ Gould essay...)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)

But what if it was a second thumb on the other side of your hand.

Now that has *got* to be an advantage.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)

Actually that would be (to use a technical term) "fucking cool"

I can imagine some kind of double-bladed curved weapon (like that klingon batleth?) that would fit nicely in a double-thumbed hand. hmmm.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)

Also you'd then be one step closer to being an Alien.

Which is also fucking cool
But shirley a webbed-hand is better for swimming?

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

Coo!

I never saw a fist with seven fingers before . . .
*ducks*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)

To the tune of the Addams Family theme...

Your Father is your Brother,
Your Sister is your Mother,
You sleep with one another,
You Norfolk family.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)

Gotta Poke em awwwwl

Noons sad people without real jobs

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)

mom?!?

fucking yanks

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)

otherwise the pun don't work so well

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)

y'all

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)

^this

Stop red-necking our language D:
Though I can hardly talk - coming from Bristol n all :P
Though I can't speak "ghetto"

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)

Do you say

IdeaL instead of Idea?

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)

I can command the English language quite well for a Bristolian.
But I have a friend whom I actually cannot understand what he's saying.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)

I live and work here

and yet every time someone says:

IdeaL
IkeaL
AsdaL

I cringe and laugh at the same time, Bedminster FTW.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)

I've got the dictionary of Brizzle

And I swear that thing about changing words ending with "a" to ending with "awl" (e.g. "America" - "Americawl") is bollocks, I've never heard anyone say "Americawl" or "Cinemawl" or "Camerawl"
D:

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)

It's true, my brother wrote an essay on it for his English language degree.

My favourite was a sign I saw at a fish stall in Bristol Market:

"Half Price Tunal"

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)

Hahaha!

I always used to spell "fast" as "farst", "bath" as "barth" etc.
That was funny :]
That was when I was about 5 or 6 years old though :P

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)

say what you like about bristolians

they have good ideals

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

they say it in the Black Country

I've just had bacon flavour chocolate

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)

cool

how was it?

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weaver., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)

disappointingly unbacony

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

am jealous

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)

Brummies say it too!

Gah mindpiss.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)

very nicely done

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)

the poking?

or the picture?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)

bowie

poke-iman

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)

gotta buy them all!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)

Hahaha... Your Mum!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)

Nice hat!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)

I live in Derbyshire...

...and poking your Mom is indeed very popular.
Nicely done BTW.
:D

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)

Exterminate Innit?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)

the paint work needs touching up on it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)

but de-do-do-da-dough-dont-dee-dough?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)

*pushes davros off a pier at high tide*

jobs a good-un!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)

^ This - Init!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)

Stange I was just thinking...

about Bobby Davro \ Davros mashup and how it must have been done loads

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)

how romantic

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)

hhmmm - I wonder if this line would really work

on a real lady human in a bar/pub/club type context...

*puts on darlek voice*
LET'S COPULATE

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)

*swoons*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)

*spoons*

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)

*goons*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)

macaroons

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)

*hoons his spooms under her blooms and into her poon....s*

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)

YES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)

PERHAPS

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)

perhaps some time with THE SNARL will

change your mind...

UNLEASE THE SNARL!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)

my line was going to be maybe

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)

THE SNARL will loosen your tongue

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)

Snarl?

ruby-snarl.rubyforge.org/classes/Snarl.html

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)

there isn't really a snarl

... I was hoping the name sounded scary enough for people to want to avoid seeing it...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)

\o/

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)

*tickles uner the arms*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)

*falls about laughing*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)

very nicely done sir

/slight tj. thanks to those last night who suggested suitable programs for converting voice samples to sound like Daleks.

In retrospect, the very silly idea I had for using it now looks like it'll take me way too long to do, being a techno-numpty, but thanks anyway

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)

nicely punned there sir

have a sandwich and a glass of coke.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)

mmm, yummy

thank you

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)

Bobby Davros?!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)

meh

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)

Ooo

I like this.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)

Hahaha!

Nicely, sir!

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Monty Propps, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)

there is a tall person hanging in the window, in that pic

is it in bridgend?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)

arf arf

the Staples in Slough seems to have a policy of employing monosyllabic imbeciles

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)

the ones in the Taunton staples

just hide when anyone goes near the till

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)

I used to manage a rival, Office World.

And similarly, they pay peanuts, and so they get monkeys.

I used to find that the part time kids that worked at weekends were better as I could train them up from scratch, and get them working as a team. And the full time morons used to complain about the P/timers... /rant...

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Monty Propps, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)

hahaha!!

*grabs elastic bands*
*heads for streets*
gastric bands!!
£19.99 a pop!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)

is that a literal "pop"

due to being too fat?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)

arf!

nah, it'd be more of a PING!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)

that could be dangerous!

i'd rather be on the receiving end of a .50cal instead of an exploding fat man with gastric shrapnel

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)

OH THE HUMANITY!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)

Depends in what manner you're recieving the .50 cal I suppose...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)

hopfully the end that doesnt go "BANG"

and make you hurt

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)

hahahah

and a yay and a

too

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oucheh I am have confused, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)

ace wooage!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)

hi cock!

indeed

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)

nice woo

and so are you

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)

OMG A GIRL ON THE INTERNETS!

SEND PHOTOS!!!

;-)

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)

girls on the interwebs? dont talk silly

we all know anyone claiming to be of the fairer sex is just a horribly over-weight middleaged man trying to get his jollies

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)

You've seen pictures of me right?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)

don't creep the lasses guy

b3ta for gender equality!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)

now there's a blast from the past

it's the b3ta pixel party person!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)

Nicely :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)

hehe

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)

'Ning!

I'm not feeling very well today, can anyone suggest a remedy for nose and throat aids?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)

gargle salt water

and sniff olbas oil

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)

Ohhhhhhhhhh....

I've been gargling olbas oil and sniffing salt water. Damn!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)

;-)

least your breath will smell nice!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)

There isn't a cure for aids yet, sorry.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)

Your bedside manner sucks :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)

pffft

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)

Covonia

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)

whiskey

or my fave lemonade, honey and cloves heated in the microwave

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)

dougal dubh works for me

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)

vigorous bumsex

*unzips*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)

Did I mention I also have the shits?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)

i was unzipping you.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)

don't arouse him further

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)

I was expecting him to say something like

"in which case we don't need to use the gel"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)

The Gel is for wimps!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)

hahaha its not fun unless its coming out

like silly string!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)

*voms*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)

Morning all.

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)

hahahahah! spangage!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)

Thankee!

That's my first proper spanging
I think.

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)

best of all the wintersports

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)

hahahahaha

top notch animation

"FIRE AT ~~WILL~~ BOB!!!"

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)

BOOM HEADSHOT!!

BOOM HEADSHOT!!
BOOM HEADSHOT!!
I CAN DANCE ALL DAY!!
BOOM HEADSHOT!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)

Arf!

Geldof with the eyes looks like Klaus Kinski.

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Monty Propps, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)

Klaus Kinski?

Ris?

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)

www.childproof.tv/bbs/klaus_kinski.jpg

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Monty Propps, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)

Aaaah...

I see

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)

Complete Nutjob

There's a Werner Herzog night this saturday on BBC4, which doesn't have Nosferatu, which is a great shame, thought there's a few good Kinski films.

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Monty Propps, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)

I might have to watch that then

Sounds good for my German Cultural Studies^TM

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)

[Javier Bardem as the psycotic in No Country for Old Men,

reminded me of Kinski in Nosferatu. That palid, bulging eye look.

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)

*hides*

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)

*hunts*

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)

look over there Dylan

*runs*

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)

Gaaah

*hides in cave*

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)

'Ning

Have an AutoCAD drawing of Ol' Dirty Bastard of Wu-Tang.

Here is the link for origional picture..
membres.lycos.fr/therza/ODB.jpg

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)

thats chuffing huge!

not the file size, just the dimensions.

ah well...NING b3ta

how are you? you bunch of nuggets

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)

no, no

how are YOOOUU!?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)

haha and good ta

and YOOOUU!?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)

I'm not a nugget

and I'm kinda on the boundary of glum again

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)

then go make some grog!


Ingredients
2 fluid oz rum
1 sugar lump
juice of half an organic lemon
2 cloves
small stick of cinnamon

dont know that "cloves" are so i leave them out...still tastes good without

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)

arse, you know i don't like rum.

cloves are a sortof spicy tasting seed thingy.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)

*knowledge*

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)

yay

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)

ey oop, Dud!

Dud!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)

hello

Mr Aunty Sir Dave The Hat! Tas been a while.

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)

Yeah, I know, needs spong

re. to Hauptman Von Butter Kasse for the inspiration

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)

his were much bigger

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)

SPONG!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)

k; here ya go

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)

did the cucumber ninja get him?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)

hahaha..

i would have thought he'd be at least a d-cup

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oucheh I am have confused, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)

It's a good thing I had some coffee before coming here

morning cunts and cuntettes!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)

ning darling!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)

*mwah*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)

i like the way you have teased us all with a slight hint of areola

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)

Source NSFW

LOL

Here's the sauce;

NSFW source image

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)

Poor Maureen

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oucheh I am have confused, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)

I read that as toilet

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)

shit on my stomach

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)

now see what you started?

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oucheh I am have confused, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)

sorwweee

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)

before you know it..

there'll be 2 girls running about looking for a cup.. and then where will we be? hmm?

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oucheh I am have confused, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)

trying to chat them up

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)

me too

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)

yep

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)

me too

(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)

pfft

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)

what's up with the sig?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)

Ah, you're in Oz, right?

Probably didn't see Doctor Who over the weekend....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)

nup i didn't, I'm not going to either as I believe it now to be crap

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)

I dunno, Saturday's was rather good

But German daleks made me laugh

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)

german daleks?

what with sausages instead of sink plungers? And Mercedes indicator lights?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)

Mercedes have indicators!?

not in the UK they don't . . .
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)

I thought that was bmw, must be different here

couldn't think of any other german cars.
Just have though VW!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)

Doctor who?

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oucheh I am have confused, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)

And the Daleks!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)

Tee hee hee!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)

heh

nice one

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)

arf

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)

Careful!

That arrow in the white balloon could pop it!

NING Claptonista!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)

NOSB!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)

Ning On Some Balloons?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)

Yes!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)

Anyone else enjoy sticking googly eyes on plants?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)

Nice pitcher.

I have one on my desk, along with some pinguicula.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)

The man-eating variety?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)

Unfortunately not

just the fly (and nicely wasp) variety.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)

Hahaha!

YES!

www.teamwiggly.com

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)

What a great site!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)

I like doing it with fruit

because I only have paint at work...

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)

Mornin' Fresh

I see you're not 'fat' anymore, have you started eating sensibly? Lovely pic BTW *clicks*

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Ninj, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)

Fat is a state of mind.

I'm thinking thin today.
:D

How was your weekend?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)

thinking thin

just like cary grant.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)

Cary Grant used to play the trombone in the bath.

How cool is that?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)

Alreeet sir!

Drank my body weight in lager and wine yesterday and feeling a tad ginger today. How was yours you talented swine you?

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Ninj, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)

My weekend sounds very similar to yours!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)

hahahaha

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oucheh I am have confused, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)

where

HAVE you been?

'NING!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)

pfft..

I was abducted by aliens.. had my brain transplanted into a Kenwood Chef food mixer.. it's taken me 2 years to work out how to use the attachments to work my graphics tablet.. but now I have so I'm back!

hi :)

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oucheh I am have confused, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)

always.

that way I can look them in the eyes and know where I stand with them.

Me and these plants, we're good.

(

Shiksa, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)

Ning, peeps.

What should I draw the'day?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)

cocks on fire

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)

burning burning with desiiire?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)

burning burning

like Jacob Dyer

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)

love this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k25X8RAjJ00

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)

hahahaha

ace

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)

right, i've heard a lot about this jacob dyer,

looks like he has funny youtube vids, but how did this all get started?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)

well he went to France.....

Here's a short excerpt from his much-acclaimed autobiography...

"my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it. "

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)

sigh

ahhhhhha it's butters! of course.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

cunt

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)

mr horrible is responsible

www.b3ta.com/board/6191575

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)

good lord

that thread reads like a broken matrix

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)

no square brackets?

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WormuIus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

[It'a a quote,

I should have put double quotes around it, damn! ;?) ]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

Sexeh. . .

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TheOther, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)

Honey monster with tits.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)

Captain Wow's bottom

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)

I'll need....*ahem*....reference.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)

use your imagination

I've been doing that all morning.
Excuse me for a moment.....

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)

Idea

More Kat!!! =D You draw chloe so much that I think Kat deserves a chance to be worshipped by a few fans...

(Greenroom, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)

the werewolves in drag take manhattan

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)

FIGGING

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)

Ducks

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Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)

I think that I would have stood a better chance

if I said ducks with tits

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Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)

What an interesting thought

* Has JJ ever done ducks?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)

Duck

Billed platypus

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)

Davros

on a disabled lift.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)

^this

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)

'lo chap

hows things?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)

good thanks!

although i'm in desperate need of coffee!

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)

i watched sholin soccer last night then fell asleep on the sofa

just as it ended. i woke up at about 2am and wandered up to bed.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)

great film!

i watched the last of Heroes season 2, was quite cool but not as good as Season 1 and a little like an exercise in walking in circles. Enjoyable all the same though

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)

i think it's bacause of the writers strike and the fact that they had to cut the season short.

i enjoyed it, mind.

sholin soccer is good, but kung fu hustle was better.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)

he's fallen out of his wheelchair and he can't get up

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)

She pushed me . . .

/Little Britain
HONK! a rare funny moment . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)

this with less clothes

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)

I currently have no where proper to live

no car, and increasingly less girlfriend.

So how 'bout a Squirrel with tits?

Or a speedboat.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)

has she kicked you out and set fire you your car?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)

Oh no, that would have been easy.

Car I bought was dodgey so had to get a refund.

Flat we're moving into (new build) is delayed again - thus making a temporary arrangement to live with the parents for a couple of weeks become a FULL YEAR.

And the girlfriend has decided that she needs time off to 'decide what she wants.'

Fab.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)

they have had a year to finish it and havn't been able too?

do they have your money or not?

car is an arse, are you getting a new one?

the current mrs thor said she needed time off to figure out what she wanted, i said for her not to expect me to still be waiting if she did.

if she wants time i suggest you go out and shag whilst you are 'on a break'.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)

Nope, no money handed over.

But it's always been "Just one more week..." so we think...ok! Might as well stick it out we've come this far. (Friends are in charge of building work.)

On autotrader now looking for a car.

Told MrsB the same thing. We'll see where that goes.

/Rantyrantrant

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)

i'm looking for a new car as well

as some fool rammed me from behind and made my car a financial write off.

i'm now awaiting my settlement from insurance company.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)

It's not Barrets is it?

they did that to us for 6 months, bastards :(

On the chick side living with your parents can be a real trial. Fuck know's my lass was losing her mind by the end of her time with mine (not taht they didn't get on just it's a weird situation). But i'd say if she's very uncertain (as in more than a little wobble) then call it quits. How long have you been together?

Have you signed a mortgage contract together?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)

7 years.

And thankfully, the biggest contract we've signed is a BT phone line.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)

7 years

Fuck, she should probably know if it's forever by now.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)

ah, the seven year itch.

bloody women.

sounds like she needs a slap, a good seeing to and a hearty meal at a fine eatery.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)

I could do with that as well, my friend.

I'm running out of effort.

Still, I have my first archery lesson tonight...London 2012 here I come!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)

pffft

step one: Insurance
step two: Shoot woman with arrow "accidentally"
step three: Profit

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)

I wish I didn't love her.

Would make this so much easier.

Stupid bint.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)

the insurance money will help you get over the loss.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)

Step four: Hookers.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)

and black jack

forget the blackjack

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)

I'd invite everyone round to mine for blackjack and hookers.

I just don't have any where to invite you to!

Right. Ok. Rant over now. Cheers guys. You are teh lovely.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)

better out than in

*biffs on shoulder

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)

well of course

why else would you put up with her wanting 'to find herself' at this crucial point and not scream at her and tell her to back her fucking bags for having brought you this far.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)

^what he says.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)

I demand some Ryu Hayabusa ninja goodness!

with/without tits

*demands*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)

Merton Chumblebank - attorney at law

and also short sighted mole.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)

Ooo Nice!

NING JJ!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)

How about me going on a murderous rampage through my office

peeling off colleagues' skin with shattered keyboard plastic before slowly dragging out my boss' anus with the hook from the coat stand.

/bad morning blog

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)

Some kind of softcore yiff-porn?

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)

JOHN BELUSHI

... he was funny and now he's dead.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)

something to make me less angry....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)

^this

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)

I still vote speedboat.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)

with tits

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)

The Magnets of King George

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)

something something something..tits

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)

Ning JJ

Chloe !!

or a granite octopus.

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)

piglets!

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)

Phroaw!
Is there nothing you can't draw?

Scarlet next.

Draw a Giant Centipeed being used a skipping rope by Scarlet.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)

is that a centipede that's just had a slash?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)

Elementary...

Why yes it is. I wish to see this happen.

Will you draw this, Jollyjack?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)

I disagree

I think Chloe needs more attention!

(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)

I agree.

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

I also concur

Having her boobs motorboated by her slaves.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

Chloe with a time machine getting up to all kinds of mischief.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)

My little pink monster is a bit sleepy...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)

hahahaha!

lovely stuffs

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

HONEY!!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)

*Audible AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)

Haha! That's so cute! :D

Also, sorry for the threadjack, but it appears I'm about to get paid!
Y'see, I'm making these 10 graphics for a website (they're pretty simple. Just little 64x64 avatar things to represent different book genres using their little mascot).
Initially it was just a favour to someone who I know who works for them, but he's asked his boss and he says he's going to pay me, but is also asking how much I charge.
That's the thing though, I have no idea what's normal! I could ask for way too much or way too little, so I was hoping someone would have an idea?

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)

£20 per hour or part thereof

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)

Oo, righty-o then.

Thanks. :)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)

Ahhhh... Is he the Fresh Water variety as well?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)

bless :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)

more top gear typography

Click for bigger (37KB)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)

SORRY TO THREADJACK.

If anyone wants some invites to aviary, a web-based photoshop style bit of awesomeness that is in it's beta testing stage, give me a GAZ.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

sounds interesting

is that the worth1000 thing?

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

i might. what is it?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

cheers

I've sent you a GAZ

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)

I've sent you an invite.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)

thanks very much

it looks pretty interesting... I'll let you know if this leads to my receipt of a P45

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

Yes please.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)

hehehe

awesome.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

thank ya!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)

I'm watching top gear now...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)

ive got to watch

last night one soon! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)

I'm not enjoying it

I have shampoo in my eyes :'(
I can't see very well now.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)

dont use your computer

in the shower/bath - its never a good idea! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)

i've just finished watching Doctor Who

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)

i wasnt impressed

was hoping he would regenerate into someone who wasnt so moody

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)

i thought it was alright.

plus we know that donna will never return.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)

which is a shame. she rocked.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)

I haven't watched it since early last season

at which point it became utter crap

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)

this series

wasnt much better - the best episodes in both series actually didnt have the doctor in then :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)

Veh nice

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)

cheers!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)

Yay Top Gear!

and this: newsbiscuit.com/article/top-gear-slammed-for-promoting-unfashionable-clothing-312

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)

ning :)

quick and filthy compo entry

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oucheh I am have confused, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

POP!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

harold bishop and susan kennedy

AICMFP

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

Ooooo Susan Kennedy... you SO would...

'ning all!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

well I would

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

It was you I was thinking of...

what with having the geographical advantage and all...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

damn right

pity more girly people don't think of me...

:P

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

*tucks in*

does that help?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

Well I have...

*In my dreams

N I N G - B O A R D !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

jazzwoo

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

that reminds me of playing DOOM for some reason.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)

Anytime mon ami...

*reclines*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

pfffft

you imp

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

Hey, he enjoys it, I enjoy it...

everyone's a winner.

Play me Thor, play me like a harpsichord!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

*fiddles with tuning*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)

wwwwweeeoeoeoooeooeoeoeeoooeeeee

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)

*does pedal board tap dance*

*Oscilates to insanity*

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

We are like-minded pedal twiddlers...

self-oscillations is my favouritest thing ever.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)

why does it sound so good?

is it that out of control-in control, close to breakdown thing? what? what is it?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)

That's EXACTLY it...

the wailing out of control, on the edge of breakdown thing.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)

*tunas with fiddles*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)

doom style!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)

should a dr be using a wiimote for that?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

Hup...hup....hup....BLAM!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)

haha

top stuff

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)

Hurrah for Wimbledon!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

racist

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

hehe

What's the deal with tennis players hurling themselves on their backs when they win these days?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

He tried to get in the royal box

but Princess Michael had her legs crossed

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

she's a bit old for him...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

maybe they are just exhausted?

I often throw myself on my back when I am exhausted... usually after exerting myself ordering & eating a pizza and a 6-pack of beers. Maybe I should become a tennis player?

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oucheh I am have confused, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

indeed

or a prostitute they have to get on their backs smartish as well

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

it's nice to have options I guess

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oucheh I am have confused, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

*rubs eyes*

Ouchey!?

Cor! I remember your ace pixel party!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

meh.. HAIII :) ltns

I still have to finish that actually.. got all the bits still...

At the moment I am OCDing on a new stickmen extravaganza.

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oucheh I am have confused, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)

Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

Thank gawd it's over

I don't mean to sound like a big spoilsport, but all televised sport bores me to tears.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

except naked lesbian jelly wrestling

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

You tease me with your made up televised sport

and I salute you for it

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)

Hooray indeed.

it's all over for another year.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

Knocking Tommy

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

Never underestimate the dimensional tearing abilities of a common copper pipe.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

uh oh!

teh sky!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

Nuh-huh.

My host must be playing silly buggers again.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

Oh you rascally ninjas.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

fast as lightning, little bit frightening, teeth need whitening

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

But if a ninja had really bright teeth

wouldnt that make him easier to see at night?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

1 ninjas don't chatter

2 sweet moustaches
3 face masks
4 smoke, mirrors etc

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

For some reason this makes me think of some kind of weird porn.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

with shuriken

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

I came in my trousers when I read that

so erotic

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

did you come shuriken?

no?
Not ninja porn.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

I didn't come at all

...
that's what she said

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

oops!

we're in trouble now.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

based on a true story??

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

Like everything I draw

there is a firm basis in FACT and SCIENCE :P

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

phew!!

i was worried then! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

there is something afoot here about which some of us have not been consulted

I think it will result in confusion

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

Just run with it.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

you broke the sky?

you naughty lemon

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

I HAVE A CAT ATTACHED TO MY BACK.

I WILL DO AS I PLEASE.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

NO YOU WILL NOT BECAUSE I HAVE A DIDGERIDOO AND A BAG FULL OF HAIR!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT

IM SORRY. DO NOT HARM MY CAT.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

YOUR CAT WILL BE FINE, YOU HOWEVER....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)

...WILL BE GIVEN ICE-CREAM?

_{PLS? ICECREAM?}

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

here have a snow cone

it is yellow because it is lemon flavoured.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

LIES!

it's pineapple

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

*tastes*

hmm, it's salt flavour.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)

I'm looking forward to parts

14 15 18 22 57 68 71 72 76 80 and 83
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

I have them all planned out. Its going to be epic.*

_{*Complete Gillian Mckeith}

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

I'm hanging on for

0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89 and 144

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

*fibonaccis*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

ppffft

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

TJ Chaka Khan is on Radio 4 now

('coz I know lots of you are a big 'old school')

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

has she got her own show?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

On woman's hour

s'dead good

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

how phallic

as he penetrates mother nature with his man made pole

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

I need to know....

what is above the sky that requires piping...?

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oucheh I am have confused, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

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