I call for a Sunday Jesus Thread!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:56,
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Dogs fucked the pope? Not my fault. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:00,
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I heard the pope, like, puts dog food on his, like, "parts", yeah?and, like, gets dogs to TOTALLY, like, lick it off?
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:02,
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this is pure lolz..i'm sorry
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:11,
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i've just found out that he's tying up two ambulences which areon stand by where he's staying, and there's a fucking hospital ward reserved for him if the need arises.
Sorry for snapping but world youth day is really giving me the shits
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:05,
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Sorry for snapping but world youth day is really giving me the shits
i live in sydneythis week is world youth day (yes, that's right)
the pope is here
so the finest of heathcare is sitting there waiting for him if he gets a paper cut or his hemorrhoids hurt. while other old people die of gastro.
public transport is up the shitter
i can be arrested for wearing an "annoying" teeshirt or saying condoms are a good idea. fuck me i'll probably get arrested for not being a catholic.
I don't like it.
google news
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:11,
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the pope is here
so the finest of heathcare is sitting there waiting for him if he gets a paper cut or his hemorrhoids hurt. while other old people die of gastro.
public transport is up the shitter
i can be arrested for wearing an "annoying" teeshirt or saying condoms are a good idea. fuck me i'll probably get arrested for not being a catholic.
I don't like it.
google news
Go and steal one his communion wafers, jizz on it and hand it back shouting "I've jizzed all over Jesus, you weird fucks!"(
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:14,
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Ah, I seeI can relate. My home town of The Hague was in total lockdown when Clinton came to visit. No trams, no buses. I couldn't even walk across the city centre to my work from my work home.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:15,
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sympathies :(incidentally drivers are warned to be extra careful becuase there will be "more pedestrians crossing" in world youth shindig. :S
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:17,
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Allow me to apply the Universal Translator to this.*click*
The Pope's a cunt.
There we go. Any other questions?
(The Pope's a cunt.
There we go. Any other questions?
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:11,
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I agree. He is a MASSIVE cunt."Here, Herr Hitler. Let me give you a tongue-bath. *nom nom nom*"
"Ja, das is lovely. Now for Mass. Mass killings, moar liek! ROFL!"
"Bless you, Herr Hitler."
("Ja, das is lovely. Now for Mass. Mass killings, moar liek! ROFL!"
"Bless you, Herr Hitler."
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:16,
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I love him!!reminds me of donnie darko, i watched it yesterday for the first time.
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:47,
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most debate enducing film everfact
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:50,
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Grey grey?Sorry I'm RIS but it is quite a nice pic.
How'd u make it?
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:47,
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How'd u make it?
yeahi used to have a link to the thread..
www.b3ta.com/board/4890991
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 10:05,
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www.b3ta.com/board/4890991
cock inside a cock inside a cockthat's what i see
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:27,
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say, 5 quid a week?heavily used notes, behind the 3rd cubicle from the left, waterloo station?
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:42,
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ah yes the video tape of you, your "accident" and the lovely walrus lady has been destroyed.I thank you for your timely payment.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:46,
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Make something nice firstor funny
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:28,
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i'll have a look for something I haven't posted which isn't too pornographic...
it's sunday! it can be pornographic!I declare this morning as S-NSFW morning!
I will be making a badge.
(I will be making a badge.
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:35,
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i don't need a ban for posting goru/omarshi/tentacle hentai.might sensor one with link to full.
(incidently people will still gripe about nsfw on a sunday morning as people troll back over the weekend on a monday morning. b3tan's do no work. which makes me think of my thesis)
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:43,
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(incidently people will still gripe about nsfw on a sunday morning as people troll back over the weekend on a monday morning. b3tan's do no work. which makes me think of my thesis)
I happen to be working right now mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:44,
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This is the internetsso somewhere in the world, it's Wednesday afternoon
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:43,
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no!!!i wanted the last thread to last forever :(
+ woo for monalisa contrastness!
(+ woo for monalisa contrastness!
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:57,
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So, anyway......what is, like, the longest ever thread on b3ta?
And does it make us hard if we beat it?
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:01,
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And does it make us hard if we beat it?
DOUBLE POST SHOCKERSOCKCOOKER IS SHIT SAY EXPERTS
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hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:57,
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IN OTHER NEWS HEXACHORDAL IS BANNED IN NEW ZEALAND FOR CONTAIN HAZARDOUS SUBSTANCES
lack of CDC today is disturbing
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:09,
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A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY HAS BEEN INVESTED IN THIS PROJECT AND WE CAN'T ALLOW IT TO FAIL mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:13,
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Fail?this is FTW!
for sure
(for sure
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:15,
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shirley shome mishtake?Because A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY HAS BEEN INVESTED IN THIS PROJECT AND WE CAN'T ALLOW IT TO FAIL
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:17,
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I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW IMPORTANT CDCS ARE TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THIS COUNTRY mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:28,
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and the society of basicly everywhere in the world My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:30,
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I'm just going to TJ and tell everyone about the lully breakkie I just had.Two organic double yolker eggs with soldiers and a pint of freshy squeezed orange juice (of the freshly squeezed variety, not of the normal orange juice, put in a bottle with freshly squeezed written on it, put in a lorry, sent to a supermarket store room, then eventually put and the shelf for four times the price of an identical juice with out frshly squeezed written on it).
It was yummy:D
(It was yummy:D
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:16,
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I'll match your TJ and raise you a pea roast.(
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:18,
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I'll match your pea and raise you the fact that that has two humps and therfore is a dromedary not a camel!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:22,
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:Pimages.google.com/images?hl=en&q=two%20humped%20camel&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
I live in Israel.. don't teach me what camels are!
+ I smoke Camel fags.. but that camel has only one hump - true
(I live in Israel.. don't teach me what camels are!
+ I smoke Camel fags.. but that camel has only one hump - true
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:23,
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No make me.Camels are even-toed ungulates within the genus Camelus. The dromedary, one-humped or Arabian camel has a single hump, and the Bactrian camel has two humps. They are native to the dry desert areas of western Asia, and central and east Asia, respectively.
The average life expectancy of a camel is forty to fifty years. The term camel is also used more broadly to describe any of the six camellike creatures in the family Camelidae: the two true camels, and the four South American camelids, the llama, alpaca, guanaco, and vicuña.
A fully-grown adult camel stands 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in) at the shoulder and 2.15 m (7 ft 1 in) at the hump. The hump rises about thirty inches (75 cm) out of its body. Camels can run up to 65 km/h (40 mph) in short bursts and sustain speeds of up to 40 km/h (25 mph).
Fossil evidence indicates that the ancestors of modern camels evolved in North America during the Palaeogene period, and later spread to Asia. Humans first domesticated camels before 2000 BC [1][2]. The dromedary and the Bactrian camel are both still used for milk, meat, and as beasts of burden—the dromedary in western Asia, and the Bactrian camel further to the north and east in central Asia.
(The average life expectancy of a camel is forty to fifty years. The term camel is also used more broadly to describe any of the six camellike creatures in the family Camelidae: the two true camels, and the four South American camelids, the llama, alpaca, guanaco, and vicuña.
A fully-grown adult camel stands 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in) at the shoulder and 2.15 m (7 ft 1 in) at the hump. The hump rises about thirty inches (75 cm) out of its body. Camels can run up to 65 km/h (40 mph) in short bursts and sustain speeds of up to 40 km/h (25 mph).
Fossil evidence indicates that the ancestors of modern camels evolved in North America during the Palaeogene period, and later spread to Asia. Humans first domesticated camels before 2000 BC [1][2]. The dromedary and the Bactrian camel are both still used for milk, meat, and as beasts of burden—the dromedary in western Asia, and the Bactrian camel further to the north and east in central Asia.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:26,
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wtf? you have just contradicted your previous (semi gibberish statement)!I'll match your pea and raise you the fact that that has two humps and therfore is a dromedary not a camel!
Maybe it's had hump just grow?
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:28,
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Maybe it's had hump just grow?
Or the second was a weird camel boner. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:29,
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Hahahaha - is that still going??Maybe my memory had just grow?
PRANK TIEM!!!
/talk is empty - there's no fecker on there! Let's jump over and post threads saying "All Talk Boarders Are Twats", thus inciting an inter-board war!
Anyone interested? :)
(PRANK TIEM!!!
/talk is empty - there's no fecker on there! Let's jump over and post threads saying "All Talk Boarders Are Twats", thus inciting an inter-board war!
Anyone interested? :)
kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that...,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:31,
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nah sorry I refuse to post on /talk, they frighten mejust post a picture on /talk
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:33,
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May I just leqp in here, since I am technically a talk boarder, and say "no, fuck off, stick to your stupid pictures board" :) hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:55,
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no!!!piss orf with your controversial unwanted opinions.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:57,
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^ this+ ning gstq :)
how are you?
(how are you?
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:59,
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'ning yourselfjust dandy and officially brilliant, i won medals and stuff to prove it.
www.freakingnews.com/Bird-Feeding-Pictures--2024.asp
i'm clearly wasted on you lot.
(www.freakingnews.com/Bird-Feeding-Pictures--2024.asp
i'm clearly wasted on you lot.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:02,
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it was as nice as i could make itdon't tell them but i think this is a better board, don't tell rob either he'll get all gloaty
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:12,
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there's nothing worse than a ginger with something to gloat about :)the only place for better shops is w1k. NOTHING TO SEE HERE
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:16,
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yeh, but we don't talk about that place god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:19,
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hahahahaha!that's more like it, it's very serious over there, although i did notice an image that appeared over here the other week, get a quick rework and reposting in another challenge i entered, i only got 5th in that one.
god help me i've become competitive for the first time in my life.
(god help me i've become competitive for the first time in my life.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:18,
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hehebut i don't know.. it's much more fun to post where people can take your image and cdc it to unrecognition..
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:22,
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Is the duck shooting lasers at the man,or is the man shooting lasers at the duck?
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SpoonMeiser,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:28,
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it's up for you to decide My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:29,
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yes!:)
edit: "All Talk Boarders Are Twats" eh?
"inciting an inter-board war!" eh?
(edit: "All Talk Boarders Are Twats" eh?
"inciting an inter-board war!" eh?
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:33,
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Hehe - no-one responded for AAAAAAAAAAGES!So then I back here with my news of /talk emptiness and a japery idea...
( kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that...,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:42,
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to save whatever left of your terrorising dignity?:D
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:44,
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I have no dignity -gave it up years ago! :D
And I didn't post an image - after I clicked 'Reply' this came up:
It's as if it KNEW!! *shocked*
(And I didn't post an image - after I clicked 'Reply' this came up:
It's as if it KNEW!! *shocked*
kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that...,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:50,
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sorry, i told on you :P*giggles*
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:52,
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It's disallowed.It's fucking weird listening to you people talking about /talk in this way. After all, I see it as my home.
( hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:57,
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why did you leave homeat sunday morning?
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:00,
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why can't we disallow non picture threads on /board then?save us from the twat spammers and drunken ttsstatsr
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:01,
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I thought they knew that anyway. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:05,
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you won a roadtrip to Wikipedia!"...the Bactrian camel has two humps..."
^ this means that a two humped camel, is definitely a camel. therefore, i was right. therefore, i must win a little barbie doll.
thank you
(^ this means that a two humped camel, is definitely a camel. therefore, i was right. therefore, i must win a little barbie doll.
thank you
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:29,
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No you're wrongAs I must be correct due to being perfect in every way.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:30,
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well, you have a point there.but i don't want to loose :(
come on, throw me a bone
(come on, throw me a bone
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:32,
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Do you like camels?One of my mates is from Afghanistan, he doesn't have a good word to say about them
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:26,
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www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovecamels riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:27,
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i even clicked this!i wanted to believe this is a true link so bad :(
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:30,
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WTHAYBOA?dromedary = one hump
100% of FACT
ningles ghosty ;)
(100% of FACT
ningles ghosty ;)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:50,
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:)i'm gunna get the arse for posting those links aren't i?
A couple of those ones look delicious though...
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:31,
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A couple of those ones look delicious though...
Are you having sex with that site? riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:27,
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there was a wikihow on how to have sex that got deletedthe best line was
"sex when married is more enjoyable because you don't have to worry about your parents finding out."
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:30,
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"sex when married is more enjoyable because you don't have to worry about your parents finding out."
it is enjoyable because it is one of the rare occasions where you are actually getting some.
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:56,
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no idea what soldiers are but the rest sounds good.i juiced apples (drank all that) and pomegranates yesterday. the pom juice is great but bloody intense.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:20,
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You what?Boiled egg and soldiers? Strips of bread you put in your boiled egg!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:23,
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what a weird name. who came up with it? postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:33,
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what would you rather do?have someone shove a garlic shoot up your cock in the privacy of your home or be on the front page of youtube fucking a tub of margarine?
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:56,
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Yuck! Margarine is devil pus. BUTTER!
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:01,
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i just checked my plants: i have hot peppers starting to pop up on the plants.margarine is great if you have nothing else to smear on your enemies before you kick them into the gutter.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:10,
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Hail, shitty spring, and bugs have done wonders for my balcony garden.A few straggly bits hanging on for dear life
now that the heat is here. Catmint is holding,
some furry purple bits. No glory flowers yet.
(now that the heat is here. Catmint is holding,
some furry purple bits. No glory flowers yet.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:13,
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that's too bad.i planted thistles and chamomile and ivy today, have tons of herbs on the go (and tomatoes and peppers and flowers, of course).
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:15,
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I had some cheap bulbs of orange lilly that hada few bits of colour, other than this light green. They
flowered once and went to bulb mode in 2 weeks.
(flowered once and went to bulb mode in 2 weeks.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:17,
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bah. i love lillies but no can grow them on my patio.we do have a ton of morning glories and cosmos though. oh, and i potted up some buttercups that i found that were about to be eaten by a lawnmower in the graveyard.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:24,
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lillies are easy to grow in a pot.watch out for lilly beetle though, it's bright red and makes a brilliant squeaking noise just before it gets squashed between your finger and thumb, the poo it's grub produces isn't nice but that gets washed off when you chuck them in the pond to feed the fish.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:52,
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it's not that - the raccoons here love lillies for some reason.we've tried growing them and the raccoons just eat them.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:59,
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raccoons, eh?bit more of a problem than a beetle, and a bit trickier to squash i warrant, although they are cute and make fine hats i'm told.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:05,
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cute as hell, true.i'm not a squasher of anything, so i let them be. the thistles i planted to deter them some (and they seem to be working), and the hot pepper plants annoy them too.
bedtime, see you all later.
(bedtime, see you all later.
postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:25,
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what would you prefer,that all of your friends will fuck your mother, and everybody will know and laugh at you
OR
that you will fuck your mother, but no one will know.. it will be your secret.
you got to choose between the two! you don't have any other options
(OR
that you will fuck your mother, but no one will know.. it will be your secret.
you got to choose between the two! you don't have any other options
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:08,
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all my friends can fuck both my parents all they want.now answer my question.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:11,
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i would be on the front page of youtubefucking just about anything.
probably get spotted by someone who will offer me money to do weird stuff and i'll be rich an famous.
probably die from AIDS a bit later.
(probably get spotted by someone who will offer me money to do weird stuff and i'll be rich an famous.
probably die from AIDS a bit later.
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:17,
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i'll give you a doubloon if you kill all my enemies with your deathbloods. postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:21,
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i'm up for it.can i have a little bag of mayo with that?
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:25,
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mayonnaise is not possible unless you squeeze it from the cakes. postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:34,
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no mayo, no playo!*makes rap moves*
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:47,
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...I think I would go for the firstseeing as they well be so scared by the experience they'd never shag again.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:13,
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YOUR IMAGE IS TOO SMALL IT DOESN'T FIT MY SCREEN RESOLUTION
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:57,
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THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE! RUN! postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 9:03,
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TJIt's hard to TJ oneself when there's so much in the way of replies;
Anyway, here's kylie *fwap*
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:37,
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Anyway, here's kylie *fwap*
JOKE: WHAT DO YOU CALL A HAUNTED HOMELESS SHELTER IN HYRULEANSWER: A POE HOUSE
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Microwave,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 6:59,
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JOKE: WHAT DO YOU CALL A CUNT WHO TYPES A CRAP JOKE IN CAPITALS AS A NEW THREAD ON A FUCKING FORUM BOARD FOR CREATIVE GRAPHICS?Answer not given, as NSFW.
But it rhymes with 'Berkley Hunt', I expect.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:04,
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But it rhymes with 'Berkley Hunt', I expect.
IS IT SMIRKLY YUNT?????!???1I BET IT IS.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:05,
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Correct sir,But you forgot to claim your five pounds.
BTW, is posting bears legal?
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:07,
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BTW, is posting bears legal?
I'VE GOT FIVE POUNDS SWINGING IN MY PANTS RIGHT NOW.LEGALITY IS IRRELEVANT. LAWS ARE MADE BY CORPORATIONS I HATE AND FAT SMIRKY WHITE MEN WHO SHOULD BE RIPPED IN HALF SLOWLY.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:10,
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Gah, fuck it, I hate iot when this happens;I read something, get some crazy fucked up idea in my head, and then spend ages making a stupid picture that nobody will ever care about, and very few will ever see.
This one might have been something like Paddington bear stuffed in an envelope, possibly involving postman pat.
But I am holding back on crap punnage shopping.
Christ, what am I saying...surely b3ta would die ifcreative talent twats were not allowed to spam their innermost demons?
Or not.
*NURSE*
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:17,
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This one might have been something like Paddington bear stuffed in an envelope, possibly involving postman pat.
But I am holding back on crap punnage shopping.
Christ, what am I saying...surely b3ta would die if
Or not.
*NURSE*
the best puns are pure crap.mr. a drew me a while back, the pic is in my profile.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:29,
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There should be a new board for this......where we each describe a picture we would make, without even opening Photoshop.
It'd be called "The Describe Board" or something similar.
Fuck it, I reckon we should all jump over the fence to /talk and do this one night - WHO'S WITH ME???
(It'd be called "The Describe Board" or something similar.
Fuck it, I reckon we should all jump over the fence to /talk and do this one night - WHO'S WITH ME???
kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that...,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:16,
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IT WOULD ONLY BE A POUND AND A HALF BUT I HAVE NUT INFECTIONS AND THE PUS IS MIGHTY HEAVY. postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:31,
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HE'S STILL AHEAD BY AT LEAST 120 OR SO.LAST FEW ROUNDS OF BULK CHARACTER DRAWING
POSTS COULD KEEP HIM IN SLACK FOR YEARS.
(POSTS COULD KEEP HIM IN SLACK FOR YEARS.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:19,
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Yeah, this board is all about the creative graphics!Creative graphics coming out of its arse!
(
Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it.,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:39,
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WHAT SITS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND SHIVERS?A NERVOUS WRECK.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:06,
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how many snappy, irritable, unfulfilled humans does it take to change a lightbulb? postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:11,
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I DON'T KNOW,HOW MANY SNAPPY, IRRITABLE, UNFULFILLED HUMANS *DOES* IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
not sure if this is a joke as you appear to have not prepended yor post with JOKE in huge great capital fucking shouty twattish letters
EDIT: is 'prepended' not a word?
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:13,
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not sure if this is a joke as you appear to have not prepended yor post with JOKE in huge great capital fucking shouty twattish letters
EDIT: is 'prepended' not a word?
heh, i'm just fooling around.i was expecting someone to run with it.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:14,
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IT WOULD BE A BETTER NEW COLOUR NAME."OH BONNIE I LIKE THE COLOUR YOU PAINTED THE KITCHEN."
"THANKS STEVE IT'S CALLED 'RUNNING WITH LIGHTBULBS' AND I BOUGHT IT AT FUCKMART."
("THANKS STEVE IT'S CALLED 'RUNNING WITH LIGHTBULBS' AND I BOUGHT IT AT FUCKMART."
postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:35,
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i also have a book that is relevant to your interests:(
postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:36,
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What do you call a leper in a bath?Porridge
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:20,
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WHAT DO YOU CALL HITLER IN A HOT TUB?WARM BAD MAN.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:30,
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I'm sorryDoes you mummy/carer know you've got on to the internet?
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:18,
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It's probably naptime soon anyway. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:21,
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What weighs 3/4 of a tonne, sits on the end of your bed, and takes the piss out of you?Dialysis machine!
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:31,
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or a craigslist sex partnertoronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/cas/752948156.html
best part is the last word.
(best part is the last word.
postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:45,
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1) Why were you looking there in the first place?2) If he's looking for someone to shit on him why must the be clean?
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:00,
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stop typing while wanking!geez
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:10,
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i read lots of ads.i answer a lot of them, too. some people in toronto hate me, i think.
that clean part was the best. when it comes to sex ads here, 'clean' is supposed to be understood as 'free of sexually-transmitted infections', but many people don't mean it that way. this ad? who in hell knows?
(that clean part was the best. when it comes to sex ads here, 'clean' is supposed to be understood as 'free of sexually-transmitted infections', but many people don't mean it that way. this ad? who in hell knows?
postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:14,
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That's disgusting!Coming from Toronto?! SIcko:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:25,
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ick! i'm not from here - i just live here now. postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 8:35,
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THIS IS TRUE!
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:34,
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Mornington crescent!Woo, yay, etc.
Hurrah! I've always wanted to use Cryer's bluff in a live match
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:53,
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Hurrah! I've always wanted to use Cryer's bluff in a live match
MICROWAVE!!! DO A POO IN YOUR PANTS AND POST PICUTRES OF IT ON THE INTERNET
snacktime.
i'm eating cold roast vegetable salad with couscous and drinking pomegranate juice. dessert will be chocolate covered hazelnuts and blackberries. and for a palate cleanser in between, human flesh.
postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 6:21,
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He may have been small, but he was a hard man to keep down.Doesn't say if they recovered him, tho. I'd imagine the hippo would barf eventually.
edit: Oh well
www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/permalink/hippo_eats_dwarf/
(edit: Oh well
www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/permalink/hippo_eats_dwarf/
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 6:30,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Cartoon Identity Crisis"){kind=small}
I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A HOAX. IT'S TRUE.
INVADER ZIM AS DRAWN BY J.S.G. BOGGS.
postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:04,
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I wanted it to be true too.*hails Zim*
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:18,
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everything is true.i think i'll do untalkative bunny as drawn by one of the easter seals' kids.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:41,
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Chuffing nora!
I'm not sure if I'm proud, ashamed, or a little of both.
wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:24,
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:DThanks! I was full of glee while making it.
( wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:33,
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I prefer to think of it as "differently sane".Also, hoorah for ducks!
I'm a bit worried about the goats, though.
(I'm a bit worried about the goats, though.
wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:35,
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YOU'LL LOVE IT. NOW AVAILABLE WITH DOUBLE AIDS DIP AND RICKETS.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:08,
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I read every single word of this, knowing Tahkcalb's stuff is always good and often subtle.Cunt.
(
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:16,
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HAHAHA!!!!And you laughed... more than once I'll bet.
I wouldn't cheat anyone that way. thx.
(I wouldn't cheat anyone that way. thx.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:19,
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And nowI'm even more worried about the goats.
*shudder*
(*shudder*
wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:22,
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Outstanding.The all-steel construction would also make this type of goat compatible with shitty, fucking magnets.
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:21,
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Have had the source on file for ages.Just waiting for the right moment.
MARKETING IS ALL ABOUT THE TIMING.
ALSO
Electric stirrups
(MARKETING IS ALL ABOUT THE TIMING.
ALSO
Electric stirrups
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:24,
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camel body version for me, please.and extra supple lips, if you can manage it.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 6:25,
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Are you sure a hippo model might not be more comfortable.[cue SouthPark Chinpokomon advert]
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 6:41,
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you bastard, you'll give them crabs as well.*itches*
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:44,
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o.0As if Teh Fear wasn't horrible enough, now you've given them crabs.
Bad man!
(Bad man!
wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:49,
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I am sad that I'll never be able to visit the kowloon walled city. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:31,
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...I'm not sure what that is, but I think I like the sound of it.
( wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:38,
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i, too, would bugger the fear.happy b3taday. bum 4 water melon!
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:38,
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Alas, the fear can never be buggered at all.Bum 4 watermelon to you too, sir!
( wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:41,
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Have a lit up b6taday !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:41,
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Cor!That's quite lovely is that. I like the way his head and the candles are nodding. It's like he's saying "alright, candle chaps?" and they're saying "yeah, all burning and stuff. Life is ace. And warm".
( wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:43,
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Yes . . . yes it is . . .
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:48,
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Heh!This one inexplicably reminds me of my mum and dad, when my mum is yammering on about something someone at work heard their friend say about some mutual friend's brother's girlfriend's dog's hair and my dad is just nodding, and rolling his eyes when he thinks she isn't looking.
/over imagination
(/over imagination
wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:53,
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Yes . . . some secrets the eyes can't tell . . .
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:59,
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This oneGives me the fear.
( wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:02,
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Too many strange books . . .
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:08,
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tuna, I reckon.Blame Dr When. He's posting under a psoodonomnomnom.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:56,
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Of course.That explains everything.
( wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:01,
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garf - shadow tome zzzzzzzzzz
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:04,
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Now I feel like I'm falling . . .
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:11,
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puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUSshhhhwww.youtube.com/watch?v=LJDfV_Q5Zlo
beds byes
(beds byes
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:22,
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More, please. Yr on a roll.Some of us happen to enjoy fishing triumph photos.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:06,
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xxxxxxxxxxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzxxxxxxxxxxx
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:10,
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if he weren't a fish-murderer i'd fuck him in half. postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:12,
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Angler Fish next,please?
( wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:17,
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Madam!And thank you!
( wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:44,
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I'm not sure what that isbut I'm slightly aroused.
Hoopla!
(Hoopla!
wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:18,
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I don't really remember how it came aboutbut I think it was a randomly selected search term in Google Images, and I put this together from some of the first results.
I do remember that when I'd made it I thought the guy in the middle was hysterically funny. I can't really see why now :)
(I do remember that when I'd made it I thought the guy in the middle was hysterically funny. I can't really see why now :)
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:27,
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which one is you and which is evil_twin?*runs*
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:43,
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surely that's a contradiction?If I'm already fucking crazy, why one earth would I want to get out?
( wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:20,
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So you can infect others with your crazy.
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:23,
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WooSix years, eh?
Blimey, you must've seen a few badly drawn cocks in your day.
Congrats, happy bidet.
Top lurkage too, judging from your no of posts.
I love the collage thingy.
Do tell - what's your favorite b3ta moment?
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:02,
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Blimey, you must've seen a few badly drawn cocks in your day.
Congrats, happy bidet.
Top lurkage too, judging from your no of posts.
I love the collage thingy.
Do tell - what's your favorite b3ta moment?
Yay, that's acecongratumalations!
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 7:49,
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Bloody CCTV.STOP FOLLOWING ME
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:23,
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Today I heard a rumour that Zappa ruined Beefheartby holding all the financial strings or something and forcing him to be all avant garde and do things like Trout Mask Replica when actually Beefheart's favourite album was Safe As Milk and he would have liked to have made more catchy pop stuff like that.
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:24,
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[My mpression is that,for all his liberal attitude, Zappa was somewhat a musical Fashist. His estate, ie., his wife, is also very particular regarding his image.
I believe Zappa helped DonVliet out ith a couple of tours, but artistically they never really saw eye-to-eye, although shared a great similarity "composer-wise". Zappa was definately the wiser in industry terms...]
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:28,
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I believe Zappa helped DonVliet out ith a couple of tours, but artistically they never really saw eye-to-eye, although shared a great similarity "composer-wise". Zappa was definately the wiser in industry terms...]
[I take a deep seated pride in my musica faschism.I don't even have to be right about any of my opinions...
...It's great :?P ]
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:32,
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...It's great :?P ]
Freddie Mercury.I win.
Indisputably.
What an easy game.
(Indisputably.
What an easy game.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:38,
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people've got problems that they can't work outso their sense cracks
i read the papers and i watch the news
it don't give me the blues
it just gives me the blacks.
(i read the papers and i watch the news
it don't give me the blues
it just gives me the blacks.
postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:43,
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there's an uncomfortable scenein a Beefheart biography I've read (soz, don't remember which one) where CB turns up at Zappa's studio while he's trying to work,
and CB is practically starving, and starts intoning "Ain't No Santa Claus On The Evening Stage" over and over again until Zappa gives him some money to make him go away.
If it was me, I'd make 'Ice Cream For Crow' in revenge.
(and CB is practically starving, and starts intoning "Ain't No Santa Claus On The Evening Stage" over and over again until Zappa gives him some money to make him go away.
If it was me, I'd make 'Ice Cream For Crow' in revenge.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:31,
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The people who pay cash money for his paintings. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:37,
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[Its difficult to differentiate mental illness,from years of unparallelled creative activity, (combined with psychoactive drug use).
It was MrHorrible wot made me listen to a later rendition of Orange Claw Hammer. A great bit of Zappa Guitar, and BH poetry. However it is obvious that beefheart isn't mentally with it before the performance...]
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:38,
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It was MrHorrible wot made me listen to a later rendition of Orange Claw Hammer. A great bit of Zappa Guitar, and BH poetry. However it is obvious that beefheart isn't mentally with it before the performance...]
heh!I'm living the dream myself at the minute.
Mental, reclusive and, at the same time as being mental and reclusive, trying to tell a town what's happening in the town for a living.
If I was someone else, this'd be a bottomless mineshaft of hilarity.
Damn, forgot to misspell 'the'.
(Mental, reclusive and, at the same time as being mental and reclusive, trying to tell a town what's happening in the town for a living.
If I was someone else, this'd be a bottomless mineshaft of hilarity.
Damn, forgot to misspell 'the'.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:45,
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Nice Lovecraft love craft there.But my heart belongs to-
oh, bollocks. Has anyone seen my heart?
(oh, bollocks. Has anyone seen my heart?
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:54,
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HE MAY BE A CUBE NOWBUT IT'S NOT CUBISM!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:50,
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Fluid microbubble with radiation damping!!!!!!!!!!!*steals image*
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:56,
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I'd just like to mention that I got picked up in a pub by a nice lady a few years backbecause I appeared shy and lacking in confidence and in fact downright antisocial, and she happened to like that sort of thing. So basically it's all bollocks and there's no need to modify your behaviour in distasteful ways, because there are no definite rules and people are all different.
Edit: although Feynman's cunning plan about how to get women to fuck you was "you just ask them", which always struck me as very rational advice.
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:07,
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Edit: although Feynman's cunning plan about how to get women to fuck you was "you just ask them", which always struck me as very rational advice.
does the direct approach actually work? although now i know it's associated with Feynman i've increased my chances with physics groupies 10%
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:13,
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Ha. I'm sure it must work sometimes,and saves you a lot of fretting.
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 5:25,
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*demonstrates new-fangled Commodore Amiga*PS: Where are the whinging nazis when they're needed?
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:56,
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Ohhh, shiny!*is mesmerised*
( wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:17,
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THEY'RE GOING TO THE MALL.THEY'LL BE SAFE IN THE MALL.
NICE.
(NICE.
postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:47,
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Instant win.*clix*
(despite creeping fears that big business might eventually triumph over such seemingly mighty opposition)
((despite creeping fears that big business might eventually triumph over such seemingly mighty opposition)
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:51,
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monster are always getting in the wayof my serious big business.
(
sooperdave,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:42,
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Woo!*click*
( wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:18,
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i love you superdave
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 14:34,
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Shit me, that's blurry.Ace though. I think I've woken up underwater.
I may need to go to sleep.
I like this a lot actually. WYH
(I may need to go to sleep.
I like this a lot actually. WYH
Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:06,
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but i don't want to kill my family, space creature Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:07,
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this is niceand makes me think of those little metallic-looking coloured sugar balls used for cake decorations.
EDIT: g'night all, i'm off to bed
(EDIT: g'night all, i'm off to bed
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:08,
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gnightchuckles. I think I'm off too.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:37,
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MY BRAIN!Have a woo :)
And with that I really should be going to bed.
(And with that I really should be going to bed.
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:09,
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That bloody Cthulhu gets everywhere. the pest
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:13,
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DO YOU FEAR ME?Yes of course I do.
BUT DO YOU FEAR ME?
Do we fear you? YOU'RE A GOD!
/Needs to learn more lyrics
(BUT DO YOU FEAR ME?
Do we fear you? YOU'RE A GOD!
/Needs to learn more lyrics
Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:19,
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have you seen the call of chuthlhu movie yet? Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:31,
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noas I hear and read that it is the direst of shite.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:33,
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the acting isn't up to all that much but the claymation cthulhu makes it more than worth the cover price Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:34,
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AH'M A BLACK SCOTTISH CYCLOPS Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:18,
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THERE'S MORE %*^$*^($*$"£$)*$%($)(^£$%^$(%*%$£*$( THAN THERE ARE THE LIKES OE ME Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:19,
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IS IT STILL GAY SHIFT?
god I'm hungry.
This picture is a work in progress, I need to make the one on the left a bit less camp, and improve some anatomy and other stuff.
I did this while listening to lots of sting. LOTS OF STING.
Isn't sting good?
/late on the bandwagon
Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:42,
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Pleasing coincidence.Guess the first name of the 70s children's telly presenter getting sexually abused in the above motion picture.
(Clue: it's Cleo)
((Clue: it's Cleo)
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:52,
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*grudgingly hands over the £5 and the keys to the internet* Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:56,
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Magic, magic E! Magic, magic E!Smack, becomes a SMEK! with me.
Magic, magic E! Magic, magic E!
Magic, magic E!
(Magic, magic E! Magic, magic E!
Magic, magic E!
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:47,
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hahahhaha!that was on room 101 the other night
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:51,
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I had insomnia that night too.G'night, you lovely, lovely woman and all you other b3tards too!
( Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:53,
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Ta, I think. One does like to blend in.You owe me an apostrophe.
You have seven days.
Or I'll sodding well... forget. Or something.
(You have seven days.
Or I'll sodding well... forget. Or something.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:39,
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"Roxanne" Sting or "Emperor's New Groove" Sting? Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:45,
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON YOUR RED LIGHTI'm currently listening to Seven Days.
( Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:48,
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does it involve rampant sex?if not, then there is a major flaw in your argument.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:52,
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if you are capable of having sex you haven't played your drinking games correctlydrinking games should result in everyone in a catatonic state
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:54,
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that's the good thing about being femalecatatonia is no barrier to sex.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:56,
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well no.... it just turns into rape... Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:56,
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really?*sets lawyers on ex*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:58,
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someone i know's girlfriend passed out whilst they were having sex oncehe carried on. its not just me, thats creepy right?
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:00,
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it is creepybut as long as he doesn't wake me up, i'm happy ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:01,
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pffftt....."was it good for you"
*SNORE*
"giggity"
(*SNORE*
"giggity"
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:03,
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so it was YOU hiding in my wardrobe???i never would have guessed!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:06,
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did you steal my handcuffs while you were in there? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:11,
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god i wish, i need a pair.i'm in the process of educating the missus
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:13,
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best get a ball-gagand a cat o' nine tails too.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:16,
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i lost my cattyi didn't really use it, it was a gift
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:22,
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I always remember someone turned up to show and tellwith her parents cat an nine tails. We were to young to really see the full implications.
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:32,
archived)
Roxannnnom, nom, nom.*GULP*
( Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:54,
archived)
Alright then,SECOND BEST drinking game.
Or maybe third.
It is a good one.
As long as someone has the song. If not it would be Karaoke Roxanne, which has been scientificistically proven to be the WORST drinking game ever.
(Or maybe third.
It is a good one.
As long as someone has the song. If not it would be Karaoke Roxanne, which has been scientificistically proven to be the WORST drinking game ever.
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:55,
archived)
even worse than pass the herpes? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:57,
archived)
That dependsHerpes isn't fatal, but my attempts at singing like Sting could be.
( Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:04,
archived)
fair enoughwho can you sing like?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:07,
archived)
Sinatra!Geoff Sinatra, Frank's tone-deaf brother :(
( Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:11,
archived)
It's another gaia thing.Except the dude on the right is meant to be Chris Redfield. I will work on that.
( Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:48,
archived)
TRU DATBut I have been called "One of the coolest Gaiafags ever."
( Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:54,
archived)
well that's alright then.i've not even seen gaia actually, but all the stories tell of a terrible place of terror and anime emoticons.
( Shada,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:00,
archived)
Haha.I suggest checking it out.
It's quite fun to dress up your avatar, and discuss the economy and how the noobs will spread their chatspeak everywhere and be the end of us all. As well as which NPC will (be the next gay one/die/turn into a vampire/go insane).
It's interesting.
And for people interested in non-internet things, there's loads of other forums. Like for music and art and food, and celebrities, but no-one goes there, except retarded 13 year old girls.
(It's quite fun to dress up your avatar, and discuss the economy and how the noobs will spread their chatspeak everywhere and be the end of us all. As well as which NPC will (be the next gay one/die/turn into a vampire/go insane).
It's interesting.
And for people interested in non-internet things, there's loads of other forums. Like for music and art and food, and celebrities, but no-one goes there, except retarded 13 year old girls.
Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:04,
archived)
But if I do that I won't be able to go near 4chan without setting off alarms, being declared as cancerand finally being expunged.
( Shada,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:08,
archived)
Hahaha.I've got a few /b/ friends, and they've not set me on fire, but then again, I'm not a furry, and then again, one of my friends is.. well anyway. I go on 4chan, but only for /cm/ /cgl/ /co/ /r9k/ and occasionally porn.
( Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:16,
archived)
I love how the ORIGINAL CONTENT BOARD ROBOT NINE THOUSAND is just a board of relationship advice, penis advice, beard advice and relationship penis beard advice Shada,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:18,
archived)
I currently mainly see advice.And discussions on icky things or how to kill people.
I remember an awesome thread some time ago, I think it was archived, all about ways to save money.
One thing was that some pizza vouchers never expire, and can be reused.
(I remember an awesome thread some time ago, I think it was archived, all about ways to save money.
One thing was that some pizza vouchers never expire, and can be reused.
Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:30,
archived)
YAY!
Click for bigger (240KB)
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:47,
archived)
yesterday.I just wanted to post my weasel, with a cock.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:11,
archived)
bugger I would have wished him wellI have to draw out my irn bru adventure for him. I haven't been in a good enough mood to do it recently...
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:17,
archived)
Hahaha, this isn't porn.I've noticed dudes are better at anatomy than faces. With both male and female bodies. It's interesting.
Also how some people are fantastic at drawing, but pants at colouring.
I could point out a few pointers, want them? Otherwise, woo!
(Also how some people are fantastic at drawing, but pants at colouring.
I could point out a few pointers, want them? Otherwise, woo!
Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:47,
archived)
yeah go for your lifesimple reason guys are better at anatomy than faces is because you can always put a bag on her head.
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:48,
archived)
Okay :DHer hair is a bit weird, not having a back that is, otherwise it's alright, could do with a bit more of a flow, but it's nice.
The general anatomy seems alright, though her boobs have a bit too much definition on top, it's giving a bigger impression of stuffing than boobage, and unless you're doing enormous ones, they don't fully show through the fabric. Stare at more JJ.
Her hips could be a bit wider, or shoulders a bit smaller, but they seem good.
I'm shit at legs, so I'll just say look at more pictures of legs.
The feet look a bit like hooves, I'd suggest looking at people sanding normally, feet are more pointed out.
Otherwise, cockin' A!
(The general anatomy seems alright, though her boobs have a bit too much definition on top, it's giving a bigger impression of stuffing than boobage, and unless you're doing enormous ones, they don't fully show through the fabric. Stare at more JJ.
Her hips could be a bit wider, or shoulders a bit smaller, but they seem good.
I'm shit at legs, so I'll just say look at more pictures of legs.
The feet look a bit like hooves, I'd suggest looking at people sanding normally, feet are more pointed out.
Otherwise, cockin' A!
Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:53,
archived)
yeah I noticedHair: oh arse, that was supposed to be shaded :(
the legs/hips/feed thing came out a bit wrong becuase I actually wanted to draw her skirt more than anything, and then felt obliged to complete.
The boobies, well I haven't seen enough of them irl either.
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:58,
archived)
the legs/hips/feed thing came out a bit wrong becuase I actually wanted to draw her skirt more than anything, and then felt obliged to complete.
The boobies, well I haven't seen enough of them irl either.
*breaks out the worlds smallest violin* Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:05,
archived)
hahahaha I thought that was snot!I thought that was just an Aussie thing I've done the little finger action to so many people of different nationalities and they haven't gotten it
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:08,
archived)
bugger when did that come outARSES: 1992?!?!?! AND I STILL HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO PEOPLE.
did they do the act of playing the violin? or just say it.
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:19,
archived)
did they do the act of playing the violin? or just say it.
steve buscemi does it in his opening speech about not wanting to tip Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:21,
archived)
i think i may have worked out why you're single.... Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:55,
archived)
I know why I am singlebecuase I'm not a "confident" person which really means I'm not an arrogant gutter swab that's prepared to slither over to and ingratiate myself with women.
Some people take me at face value but then I'm "just a friend". Which means they will never root me, they will go out with utter pricks, they will laugh at me when I a say I'm lonely. BUT when the cry to me about how they got dumped and how much of a play-around tosser he was, and I give the same disinterested response as they give me they come the raw prawn.
Shit, I'm a tad bitter this morning.
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:06,
archived)
Some people take me at face value but then I'm "just a friend". Which means they will never root me, they will go out with utter pricks, they will laugh at me when I a say I'm lonely. BUT when the cry to me about how they got dumped and how much of a play-around tosser he was, and I give the same disinterested response as they give me they come the raw prawn.
Shit, I'm a tad bitter this morning.
I suggest eating chocolate.Or going and getting some manly exercise by lifting up a sofa and lowering it a few times.
( Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:08,
archived)
I'm an arrogantfilthy, slimy, confident, arrogant, good-looking, arrogant bastard and I have been known to smother the odd lady with my charm ( back when I was allowed ). But I have a big cock so it all turned out nice in the end. ;)
Seriously, I'm a lot older than you. Don't mistake confidence for arrogance and trust me, one of the most attractive things that ladies find in a man is confidence.
edit:// although you are an antipodean. If you can't get an Aussie bird to shag you then you must be hideous. I've never met an Aussie bird who did not want to fuck within at least 5 hours.
(Seriously, I'm a lot older than you. Don't mistake confidence for arrogance and trust me, one of the most attractive things that ladies find in a man is confidence.
edit:// although you are an antipodean. If you can't get an Aussie bird to shag you then you must be hideous. I've never met an Aussie bird who did not want to fuck within at least 5 hours.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:10,
archived)
^every part of this except the lot older than you edit: and the edit
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:12,
archived)
It's not your fault.They have all moved to London and usually are looking for a bed for the night because it's the night off from their bar job and they know they have not got a hope in hell of getting back into their digs at 5am.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:18,
archived)
if you are ever in Londonand it's 3am and you don't have a dancing partner to go home with, just get a cab to the nearest Walkabout and take your pick.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:24,
archived)
but i'd have to go to a walkabout... people might see me there....my prey used to be the fish out of water girls at rock gigs.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:26,
archived)
i don't know what come the raw prawn meansbut if you want a piece of genuine honest advice, with absolutely no bullshit whatsoever, listen: its not worth trying to find someone that will just let you fuck them if neither of you care about each other. if you're being yourself with these girls and they don't want you, in the long run its a good thing. everyone meets someone that they make a connection with sooner or later and its usually absolute fluke when it happens. its not worth upsetting yourself over. life's too short.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:10,
archived)
yeah i know ive sortof been in the first situationraw prawn (yay strine!) is to sort of pretend ignorance usually hypocritically such as to play the victim in a situation. cf carry on like a pork chop
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:15,
archived)
give me a for example i don't really get it Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:16,
archived)
ok, ummmKEBAB: BEDLAM YOU ARSEHOLE!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEALING MY GROG?!?!?!?
TO'B: I SAY!! Such accusations are almost not worthy of my highbrow response! However, lest my reputaion be sullied, I must vigorously protest against these wild accusations!!
KEBAB: AH FUCK OFF AY!!! DON'T COME THE BLOODY RAW PRAWN!!! YOU'RE HOLDING A BLOODY TINNY OF FOSTERS FOR CHRIST SAKE, SO DON'T PISS ON MY HEAD AND TRY AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING!!!
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:31,
archived)
TO'B: I SAY!! Such accusations are almost not worthy of my highbrow response! However, lest my reputaion be sullied, I must vigorously protest against these wild accusations!!
KEBAB: AH FUCK OFF AY!!! DON'T COME THE BLOODY RAW PRAWN!!! YOU'RE HOLDING A BLOODY TINNY OF FOSTERS FOR CHRIST SAKE, SO DON'T PISS ON MY HEAD AND TRY AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING!!!
you have such a wonderfully colourful languagetell me, do you actually say "point percy at the porcelin" 'down under'?
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:33,
archived)
yeah, same as splash the boots, water horses etc.I think (if you've seen the famous bit out of Barry MacKenzie) they used two phrases out of context, namely "strain the spuds" and "shake hands with the wife's best friend" used to mean piss when I'd interpret them as wank
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:42,
archived)
I love that last one."Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining."
( Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:36,
archived)
get with the best slang phrases around:www.aussieslang.com/slang/australian-slang-a.asp
Knock yourself out.
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:44,
archived)
Knock yourself out.
pleaseas I'm shit at faces
and hopeless at colouring
;)
(
and hopeless at colouring
;)
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:49,
archived)
where sophia loren, eh?are you and walrus man going to release these as posters btw?
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:52,
archived)
I started Sophia Lorenbut got horribly bored and never got beyond the rough sketch point.
Edit:// posters? I have no idea. That would be up to the young fella. I've given him the choice.
(Edit:// posters? I have no idea. That would be up to the young fella. I've given him the choice.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:54,
archived)
she had finest arse a woman has ever hadperfect hourglass figure.
*sigh*
(*sigh*
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:56,
archived)
it is totally unfinishedand in need of the contrast cleaning up but it's all I have.
Click for bigger (366KB)
(
Click for bigger (366KB)
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:58,
archived)
that as maybe, its still lovely :) Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:01,
archived)
Haha.It's just a general trend in a few things on deviantart I've noticed.
Of course there are people who practice in all realms, and so are rounded out well, but people seem to focus on one thing.
I focused a lot on drawing males and drawing eyes and colouring. So I'm not so good at females and I'm still shit at anything below the waist.
(Of course there are people who practice in all realms, and so are rounded out well, but people seem to focus on one thing.
I focused a lot on drawing males and drawing eyes and colouring. So I'm not so good at females and I'm still shit at anything below the waist.
Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:56,
archived)
you big pot of talent, you! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:59,
archived)
Your shit.This is what I call a face:
And colouring:
But all silliness aside, you're pretyy fucking awesome, and that's an understatement.
(And colouring:
But all silliness aside, you're pretyy fucking awesome, and that's an understatement.
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:59,
archived)
haha.If I could hug you now.... you'd probably call the police.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:02,
archived)
:D*dials 99*
*waits*
And Christ I ought to be sleeping now, goodbye!
(*waits*
And Christ I ought to be sleeping now, goodbye!
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:03,
archived)
Second one isn't loading for me.Post biggar!
( Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:09,
archived)
bigger? 2.7MB bigger?
click for internet breakage
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:15,
archived)
It's alright.It's not painty enough for things I tend to like.
I do like your painty things by the way =)
(I do like your painty things by the way =)
Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:18,
archived)
ah well. In that caseI have nothing for you as I'be not done anything of a 'painty' nature in a while.
This maybe?
zootcadillac.deviantart.com/art/Sunrise-86654605
(This maybe?
zootcadillac.deviantart.com/art/Sunrise-86654605
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:22,
archived)
I still prefer the painty D:It sounds a bit rude, for me to say I'm not fond of things which look too filtery, but it's true.
The most filters I tend to use are blurs, and occasionally that one which makes circles, polar to linear or something.
I like masks though, and opacity and levels and such cleocatra.deviantart.com/art/Artist-response-to-C-Remy-80897271
(The most filters I tend to use are blurs, and occasionally that one which makes circles, polar to linear or something.
I like masks though, and opacity and levels and such cleocatra.deviantart.com/art/Artist-response-to-C-Remy-80897271
Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:34,
archived)
The image above is completelypainted, from scratch with photoshop brushes. No source material or excessive filter work. ( I did use the fibres filter to create the water, it was an easy cop out after spending 7 or so hours on the rest of it and getting to the bored stage ).
That's a nice manip. I like a bit of that stuff.
(That's a nice manip. I like a bit of that stuff.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:42,
archived)
Woo! :DFor round tits!
As opposed to square ones...
Also: 1040 messages in a week!?!
(As opposed to square ones...
Also: 1040 messages in a week!?!
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:48,
archived)
I have no life alright, I would prefer to change this but...besides, it's no less than Catpain Oww posts...
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:50,
archived)
THEN GO OUT AND MEET THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS NOW WHILST YOU STILL HAVE ALL YOUR HAIR Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:59,
archived)
up n' under?i'm seeing film quotes everywhere tonight, whether they're intentional or just my mind working overtime is another matter.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:04,
archived)
very nice Miss.but you fall foul of my 'work in progress in a new thread rule' so you will have to go over my knee.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:48,
archived)
But but there's probably gonna be a week in between!It's like improving on an earlier work instead ;_;
( Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:57,
archived)
Yes, Sting is rather good.And there's nothing wrong with being late to a bandwagon if it's a good one :D
I prefer The Police's earlier stuff to Sting's later solo stuff tho.
(I prefer The Police's earlier stuff to Sting's later solo stuff tho.
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:49,
archived)
I have an eclectic music taste.I tend to like most stuff. I like both the Police's earlier and Sting's later stuff.
( Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:58,
archived)
NICELY DRAWN. WELCOME TO THE GAYSHIFT. ARE YOU A BOY? DO YOU WANT TO MAKE OUT? Ttssattsr,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:33,
archived)
Sorry, female here.Oh yeah. I drew you. Did you like it?
Check your messages, otherwise here's a small version cleocatra.deviantart.com/art/ttssattsr-90595640
(Check your messages, otherwise here's a small version cleocatra.deviantart.com/art/ttssattsr-90595640
Rev. Cleo still alive,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:43,
archived)
sting? that's not music. it's anti-music.it's sounds for the deaf. it's insect grammar. it's cooking with sand. it's contact lenses made of lava. it's rectal itch cream made of poison ivy. it's just not right.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 4:57,
archived)
My first ever image post
After some years of only posting stories.
Yes, I know I suck at GimpShop.
Hahaha!Not bad!
:D
It's rather well done :)
(:D
It's rather well done :)
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:02,
archived)
haha zoidberg as the oodbrilliant
(
brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:04,
archived)
hehehehthis needs to be real.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:04,
archived)
HELLO!I am having beer time! Need more exclamation marks!
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:12,
archived)
i had beer time last nightmy mates threw me a surprise "pre-op" party!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:15,
archived)
That's fantastic girl.Don't forget I want updates, charts and chocolate. ( I can live without the chocolate and I don't mind if the charts are the inexorable slide into oblivion of Phorm.INC's shares )
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:37,
archived)
i shall keep you updatedwith many a graph and pie chart ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:40,
archived)
mmmmmmmmmmmpie!
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:42,
archived)
pie is good.especially cherry pie, served hot with ice cream.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:45,
archived)
i read that as "pie is good. especially cherry pie, served hot with chips" Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:49,
archived)
silly tom!ice cream is not chips!
you are obviously hungry for pie and chips, possibly with mushy peas and onion gravy.
(you are obviously hungry for pie and chips, possibly with mushy peas and onion gravy.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:54,
archived)
phwoar...... thats dirty talk.. Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:02,
archived)
hehehif you're good, there could be a pint afterwards.
if you're bad, of course, there could be three pints ;)
(if you're bad, of course, there could be three pints ;)
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:10,
archived)
I have no beerI didn't have space for beer at shopping time and my flatmate has left half a bottle of wine in the kitchen, but I have reason to believe he had sex with a lady last night, so I don't want to risk accidental consuming the sex slime of anyone.
Edit: You not talking to me anymore because I've been away for a while, you prick? I was finishing my thesis so I'm sorry I wasn't around to tell you how much I fucking love you.
(Edit: You not talking to me anymore because I've been away for a while, you prick? I was finishing my thesis so I'm sorry I wasn't around to tell you how much I fucking love you.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:26,
archived)
that right thereis a good reason not to drink it.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:27,
archived)
indeed.accidental consumption of such things is not good.
I have coke, macademias, and fags, so I'm content.
(I have coke, macademias, and fags, so I'm content.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:29,
archived)
i have diet coke, bovril and sugar-free jelly.macadamias are nice, but not as nice as cashews
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:35,
archived)
I agreeI also have diet coke, though it's Coke Light here... and they only had sweet cashews. bah.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:39,
archived)
sweet cashews?do they not know that cashews should only be salted?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:42,
archived)
ewwwww.I love nuts ( stoppit ) but I despise cashews. They are some kind of genetic aberration in the nut family. Like the ugly Baldwin who's name nobody can remember.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:40,
archived)
pfffi take it you're watching family guy on fx?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:41,
archived)
no I'm not.should I be? I get pissed off because there are never any new ones on. I was just watching Severance on Sky sci-fi. It was the utter shite.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:43,
archived)
i was hugely disappointed by severncei was told it was great. i was lied to.
there's a new series of family guy started on bbc3, but there's only one a week. have you seen blue harvest?
(there's a new series of family guy started on bbc3, but there's only one a week. have you seen blue harvest?
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:47,
archived)
yes I have seen Blue Harvestand quite a few months ago. That's the beauty / curse of the internet. I've already seen it long before the telly get around to it.
I'm waiting for the new futurama ( having recently seen the beast with a billion backs 0
(I'm waiting for the new futurama ( having recently seen the beast with a billion backs 0
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:51,
archived)
haven't seen that yeti only saw bender's big score a couple of weeks ago
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:00,
archived)
i've had the worst fag cravings ever today :( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:39,
archived)
I WANT A FUCKING CIGARETTE!actually i really don't. I'm bigger than that
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:42,
archived)
i know the feeling :( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:44,
archived)
its been two months quit for me and the first time i've really craved was todaywithout wanting to sound self righteous, i really feel good
though i envy the hell out of you
(though i envy the hell out of you
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:48,
archived)
yeh, sorryI'm considering quitting soon... but might wait til the stress is over in october... yes, that would make sense.
I said I would quit once my work was done, but it doesnt seem to be happening any time soon... hmmm... I don't know. Well done to you.
(I said I would quit once my work was done, but it doesnt seem to be happening any time soon... hmmm... I don't know. Well done to you.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:50,
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today was my first daliance with themI find them to be distinctly not bad.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:43,
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I'm not talking to youbecause you have been a mouthy prick. I can do without mouthy pricks.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:35,
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The mouthy way. Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:37,
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I'm not sure what you're referring tobut I was mostly likely trying my best to impress you. :(
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:39,
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I've been having a Sailor Jerry time!High Five!
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:37,
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fives!( forgive me if I missed. I'm well on the road to Morocco right now.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:38,
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I had customers buy me 2 Flaming Laboginis, a couple of samubuca and several Sailor Jerry and ginger ales. Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:41,
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who is sailor jerryand what exactly did this time consist of?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:39,
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sailor jerry is really nice golden rumand this is the time i've been having
www.b3ta.com/board/8553530
(www.b3ta.com/board/8553530
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:44,
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sounds like a fine time indeed.except for the job, of course.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:50,
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Captain Jack STILL looks like he'd take it up the wrong 'unNice.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:06,
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i would do captain jackbut not zap brannigan.
no, sir.
(no, sir.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:11,
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You'll take what you're given, woman!If you find anything left of Captain Jack when I'm finished with him I'll expect it returned to me on a microscope slide!
WITH APPROPRIATE STAINING!
(WITH APPROPRIATE STAINING!
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:15,
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as long as i have his dna, i can clone him.many, many clones.
mmmmmmmm, clones.....
(mmmmmmmm, clones.....
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:20,
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whatever you can keep in your mouth is yours... Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:21,
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*tries not to swallow* Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:22,
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There's you too Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:23,
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the fact I exist only on the internet?no I kindof exist in real life as well. Sortof.
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:25,
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Oh, right. I get what you mean now.Mucky pup!
( Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:27,
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because on the internet you can pretend that jizz tastes like chocolateeverybody loves chocolate.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:25,
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soapier?i'd never thought about it, but now that i do, you're right!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:29,
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well maybe that's just meit apparently tastes different between blokes. I wasn't game to try a huge quantity either.
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:30,
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I was game to try a huge quantity either.?
( Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:32,
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Now you have made me look like a fool!Have at thee, varlet!
Actually, I can't be arsed. You can tell everyone you beat me up. I don't really exist anyway.
(Actually, I can't be arsed. You can tell everyone you beat me up. I don't really exist anyway.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:38,
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yeah sorryOK EVERYONE JUST TO DISGUISE THE TRUTH AND MAKE BINGOWINGS NOT LOOK A FOOL I ORIGINALLY WROTE:
"I was game to try a huge quantity either."
then i edited.
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:41,
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"I was game to try a huge quantity either."
then i edited.
Ooh. You are a lively one. What say I chase you?AWAAAAAY!
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:49,
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twice. never again.love or not, that's just nasty.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:34,
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love or not my arse. Sex acts should be what you find fun and want to dobut then it's easy to say that in the depressing, but idealistic situation of no partner or prospect of one.
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:38,
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if you love someone you should do what ever disgusting things they want you tojust as they would for you.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:46,
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it's all diet dependant.if I have a night on the cider then my morning deposit will taste of apples. She says.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:45,
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nicely donebe a truck load better than David Tennant, who is utter rubbish...and of course to troll for more responses
oh incidentally leela, people love you if you talk in your thread :) /boarders are that scary.
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:21,
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oh incidentally leela, people love you if you talk in your thread :) /boarders are that scary.
Good darts.Especially now Bernard Bresslaw's dead.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:22,
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Hahahahahaha Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:24,
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i thought he'd died years ago! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:24,
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been trying to think up an assistant for Rabbie, any suggestions?
Emma Thompson Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:25,
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Two for one.Too many wimmin in this programme.
*EDIT* Shit, I forgot - one of these gents is dead, too.
Monkey tennis?
Ear cataracts?
Random excuse for reposting old stuff just to make yrself giggle?
(*EDIT* Shit, I forgot - one of these gents is dead, too.
Monkey tennis?
Ear cataracts?
Random excuse for reposting old stuff just to make yrself giggle?
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:27,
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brilliant,brilliant,
brilliant,
new teeth,
brilliant,
brilliant,
brilliant,
new teeth,
brilliant.
Dr Seuss? Fucking Russell T. Davi... Oh you were TROLLING?
How silly of me.
(brilliant,
new teeth,
brilliant,
brilliant,
brilliant,
new teeth,
brilliant.
Dr Seuss? Fucking Russell T. Davi... Oh you were TROLLING?
How silly of me.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:23,
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Tom O'Bedlam's Top Tips For Tonight1. Get a job in a cocktail bar in Surrey
2. Become mates with investment bankers who drink there and flirt with their wives
3. Never have to buy a drink on a Satuday night in that town again
(2. Become mates with investment bankers who drink there and flirt with their wives
3. Never have to buy a drink on a Satuday night in that town again
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:36,
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I spy a fly in that initially alluring ointment.Specifically, part 1 and half of part 2.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:41,
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The 'get a job' part, the 'cocktail bar' part, the 'Surrey' part......it all makes me weep neat Scrumpy Jack.
Thank fuck they banned smoking. Now I get to do all my drinking at home, and all my drunken arseholiness on the internet.
(Thank fuck they banned smoking. Now I get to do all my drinking at home, and all my drunken arseholiness on the internet.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:49,
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k3b/-\b is not married, has no children and does not live in surrey
I apologise for hijacking your threadto talk to drunks, numpties and princesses.
That's marvellous. Nicely done.
(That's marvellous. Nicely done.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:41,
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For those of you who missed last week's Doctor Who finalehere it is in TOAP form:
Click for bigger (48KB)
(,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:53,
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Click for bigger (48KB)
You forgot the Dalekanium Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:55,
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pfffmarvin the martian makes me laugh :)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:57,
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Good heavens - I'm impressed.You've somehow subtly made Catherine Tate look kind of knobbable.
Bloody experts masquerading as amateurs.
*grrrs and shakes fist*
(Bloody experts masquerading as amateurs.
*grrrs and shakes fist*
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:12,
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The face she made after she saw Captain Jack made me want to shoot baby Bingowings all over her...you know...
giant jiggly tits.
And face and shoulders.
(giant jiggly tits.
And face and shoulders.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:18,
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Will you PLEASE stop going on about my giant jiggly tits? The whole world doesn't need to know. And I'm trying to do something about it.And at least I haven't got bingo wings.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:21,
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If you play your cards righ... who are you again? Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:28,
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Yeah, yeah. Deny everything.Typical.
*bursts into hot, vengeful tears*
(*bursts into hot, vengeful tears*
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:39,
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Rupert the Bear and his unfeasibly middle-england views. Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:52,
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A wheelbarrow containing a massive arse? xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:57,
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Hahaha!:D
You learn something new everyday
(You learn something new everyday
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:00,
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Peter Stringfellow wearing a ball-gag?IT'S SCIENCE FICTIO... oh.
( Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:59,
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rupert gonad and his unfeasibly large testicles? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:53,
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so that's where clotted cream comes from drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:53,
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Part of me likes this and part of me doesn't.I think the part of me that doesn't is the part of me that gets reminded of the way those people's faces distorted in pictures in The Ring by this.
If that makes any sort of sense I'll need a lie-down.
(If that makes any sort of sense I'll need a lie-down.
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:47,
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I haven't seen The Ring in ages.But I love that movie.
(
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:49,
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Which version? Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:50,
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Like...American or Japanese, you mean?
The American was okay, but the Japanese versions are always better.
Also: Hello. Haven't seen you in a while. :]
(The American was okay, but the Japanese versions are always better.
Also: Hello. Haven't seen you in a while. :]
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:53,
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Yep, the japanese version was brilliant.When it was on tv a good while back a mate text me right after it as I was just getting to sleep.
I nearly hit the fucking roof, I jumped that badly.
Yes, I have mostly been lurking or posting on /talk. Hello anyway. :-D
(I nearly hit the fucking roof, I jumped that badly.
Yes, I have mostly been lurking or posting on /talk. Hello anyway. :-D
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:58,
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Hahahah.They had a movie here, and I'm sure it came out over there to, where people were getting voicemails on their cell phones, of their deaths. One Missed Call, I think. It was sooooo bad. This girl in my class wouldn't touch a phone for a week, but it weren't even scary. x]
Aaah. Well, how've you been then, fine sir?
(Aaah. Well, how've you been then, fine sir?
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:00,
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I've been good.Got 3 days off work in a row and next friday off as well.
If only the rest of my life was as win...
Meh, fuck it, nothing I can do at quarter past 2 to fix it, guess I'll just have another drink.
(If only the rest of my life was as win...
Meh, fuck it, nothing I can do at quarter past 2 to fix it, guess I'll just have another drink.
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:15,
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I watched it for the first time everOn Wednesday
I got so freaked out.
I was looking over my back as I left each dark room and was worried something would jump out from the dark room I was entering
But after doing some drawing and listening to music and texting my friend I had forgotten about it and was able to sleep :P
(I got so freaked out.
I was looking over my back as I left each dark room and was worried something would jump out from the dark room I was entering
But after doing some drawing and listening to music and texting my friend I had forgotten about it and was able to sleep :P
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:53,
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Awwww.Scaredy cat. x]
I haven't seen a horror movie that actually scared me in...ever I think.
(I haven't seen a horror movie that actually scared me in...ever I think.
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:54,
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Me neitherThis has been the only film that genuinely freaked me out since I watched Alien when I was about 10.
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:11,
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You've got your good thing and I've got minewoo
(
hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:53,
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Hell yeah.In heaven, everything is fine.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:55,
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My name is *my name* and I endorse these last two comments. Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:31,
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That's good.That's exactly how I looked while playing Rock Band earlier this evening.
( Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:48,
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GO SEE AN OPTOMETRIST THEY SAIDSTOP SQUINTING AT THE SCREEN THEY SAID
WHO'S THE ONLY FUCKER HERE THAT CAN SEE THIS PICTURE CLEARLY?
FUCK ALL THOSE NAYSAYERS
(WHO'S THE ONLY FUCKER HERE THAT CAN SEE THIS PICTURE CLEARLY?
FUCK ALL THOSE NAYSAYERS
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:49,
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YEAHFUCK 'EM
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:50,
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shush, you're just encouraging him.
Nice pic earlier, BTW.
(Nice pic earlier, BTW.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:51,
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Awww.but I wanna encourage people.
Thanks. :D
(Thanks. :D
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:53,
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BY GODSI WILL ENCOURAGE YOU ANYWAY
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:55,
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BY GODS!!!!BY GOOOODSS!
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:00,
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SELL DICK!SELL MEGADIK™©XL2000 WITH WINGS. AND AIDS.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:02,
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BRAKE THE LOVE REKORDS! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:03,
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Noise seems to work counter to my liking this time.AAU nonetheless, and yay for noisebirds.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:50,
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Yeahit's actually the brush this time, I didn't add any noise. It's not a brush I usually use, I was just messing around to see how it handled.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:53,
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OH NO. YOU STEPPED OUT OF THE BRUSH COMFORT ZONE.thats one of the biggest photoshop crimes.
( connor,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:56,
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It's much safer if you reduce the opacity to 0 first.But I forgot.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:01,
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i just re-laughed at the bird with tapeworm image in your profile connor,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:53,
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He just wants some funding to build some FREAKING LAZERS!N.S.W. Treasurer Michael Costa...
Saucey bits
(Saucey bits
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:41,
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hello gronk!Long time no see,
How you been mate?
2nd Annual Bogan Bash first weekend of Sept, hopefully we are still in this place then:)
(How you been mate?
2nd Annual Bogan Bash first weekend of Sept, hopefully we are still in this place then:)
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:45,
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Pretty good manI'll probably be doing birthday things that weekend but I hope it's fun.
How's tricks with you?
(How's tricks with you?
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:48,
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Good mate,still nice & un-drunk, joining the public service sector shortly and wifey painted some awesome graphics down the side of my Falcon with 2nd hand vodka and champagne last night.
So now I have a freshly washed vehicle sitting in the driveway and I didnt have to do it for a change:)
(So now I have a freshly washed vehicle sitting in the driveway and I didnt have to do it for a change:)
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:52,
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What a nobhead fest that all is.Nice shopage.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:48,
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I ate sushi last night til I looked like this
Still kinda feel this way
Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:34,
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Sushi shits are some of the best shits. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:36,
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Best shits are hangover shitsas you can literally feel evil leaving your body
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:50,
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I can now confirmIt was a grade A poop!
( Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?,
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 2:12,
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That Moomin done fell off the couch,momma.
( Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 13 Jul 2008, 1:37,
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