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# turner & hooch
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I can nearly see her breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Aahh...

What an episode!
(Mr. Green Genes YAAYY'd at, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Tango and Cash?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Pololiticolol


Gordon Clown
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# UNLEASH THE PIES!
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# :)
b3ta.com/board/7761663
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# haha, that's some fine LOLitics

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Bindun?
Where is hull anyways..?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# THE TYRANT'S IN HIS PANTS
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I dont get Haynes Manuals
I think I need one of these.

(PS - I bet this 'as bindun already).
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# sorry!
Meant to reply down the bottom, but wasnt paying attention.
Was thinking about buying some new shoes at lunchtime.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# hahah
how silly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)
# have this
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Is it just me that sees a
FUCKING SCARY FACE IN THERE?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)
# ...
I was thinking the same...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# it's the main bad guy computer from Tron
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha, good ol' MCP
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# i see teh fear
most obviously
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I see Windsor Davies
estb.msn.com/i/B1/E27CBB6F64D09A81DBFB5D8E2BE1A.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# You see Windsor Davies in everything
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# especially in this nudie centerfold of Bea Arthur
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# lol
he does have a chin like a pelvis.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Is that available in Urdu?
Ta,
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Not seen it before...
so woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Page 1

Click for readabler.

He seemed like such a nice chap it was a shame to waste him.

Click like the blazes!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# thats the best threat ever
hooray for you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
i shall now endeavour to call someone a lazy cur, after i've looked up it's meaning.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Lovely
lovely lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Brown getting tough ?
Is it me or does this headline and picture suggest that Gordon Brown is going to knife "problem families" ?

(littlechav Suffering from too many red bulls since, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# i see nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# try now !
s
(littlechav Suffering from too many red bulls since, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# much better
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)
# If it does, it's a very surreal represenation
that involves 3 geometric objects
edit: ah, now I see it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# top left is a batarang from batman
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I loved the BBC report over the weekend:
about halfway through a 5 minute report about knife crime the reporter says 'Despite violent crime being on the decrease, public awareness of the problem seems to be escalating.' No shit BBC, I wonder why that is.

It's all just hype by the government to distract us from the fact we've got bugger all chance of getting anything constructive done in Iraq and Afghanistan, and that we're going to play sports soon with a brutal communist regieme.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# hey, but at least we've got the iPhone 3G!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# nazi plumber
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Churchill with Parkinsons!
This is all of teh woofullnessing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# needs more anit semitism
(waxdart hello., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# i was going to have
"jewa-troopas" getting bounced on by adolf
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha very good!
The nazi episode of Father Ted was on last night. Fucking hell, I love Father Ted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# yeah the priests collection
of nazi memoirabilia is classic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I still haven't seen that one.
Not that I need to now, mind. I think my favourite is where Dougal turns the priest into a hippy by saying "Well, all that thing about Jesus being born to a virgin, dying, going up to heaven and then being reborn ... that's not true, is it?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# ah, yes, that's the one with the three cardinals
one gets converted, one dies, and the other gets a Holy Stone rammed up his arse.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# hahah, brilliant, but I still think "Speed 3" had one of my favourite moments
the milkfloat is speeding along, and ted and the two others pull up on a trailer to give mass, being the only thing they could think of... classic stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# "And now to ride Mrs O'Reilly..."
Pat Mustard music
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
right, thats it, when I get in after work, i'm gonna encode all of FT to my iPod....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Eoin McLove has it for me
I can't help but laugh when I think about that episode
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I watched the one with the hairy priest the other day.
It's still bloody brilliant despite being 13 fucking years old, most 13 year olds are cunts.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Hah, the one that listens to jungle?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# That's the fella.
:)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# New Jack City?
Apart from the title, I'm not keen on that one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTUR
tinyurl.com/56hzs8
(Lots of Father Ted epidodes)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# oooooooooh thanking you please two tumbs fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# give you something to do this week :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# In between playing MGS4 again with my shiny new gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# oh can you play it with a gun now?
oh.

hmm

sounds intriguing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# No, you tit, the gun I got given in the game.
edit: wuv woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# well excuse me for imagining the game is better than it is
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# You LIKE tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# tits and gun-games, like virtua cop.
virtua cop needs more tits.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Life would be better in general with more tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I agree.
My life has been lacking tits recently. I think it's your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# You're just not stretching far enough
*rolls chair slightly more toward the continent* try now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *hurts penis*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I'm pretty sure you're doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# how is it better?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I don't know yet, I haven't tried it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I'm playing it through a second time too.
Trying the not killing anyone approach this time.
Apparently you get some goodies if you do this.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# sweets?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Virtual lemon bon-bons.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# now that is worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# better be better than bloody facecamo of whatever bint I've just tranq'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# when applying facecamo
make sure to apply some to the eyelids. In times of peril, close eyes and mouth tightly. This will insure that you remain invisible to even the most dangerous predators.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Alas, it's more of a gimpmask type affair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# rubbish
the eyes are the most reflective part of the face, depending on how often the teeth are cleaned.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
# This is beginning to sound like field notes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# yes
quip all you want.

see how quippy you are when you're standing in a dark corner and someone shoots you between your big eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Shoot as in bang or shoot as in sticky?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I imagine camouflage in the sticky situation
would either be pointless, or counter-productive.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Oh I don't know
not if you had some sort of Rambo fixation.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)
# khaki sheets are a no then.
when I've gone to the trouble of working myself up to climax, I prefer to hit the target.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Working yourSELF up?
Horrible foreign girls. Come home, little dbroon. Captain'll look after you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# lame
do you get a prize for killing everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Go on go on go on
I have now got me an evenings entertainment ta very muchly

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# no problem
I watched them all in an attack of procrastination.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Its one of the best...
Its Sophie's Choice choosing a best one though

I do love the sheep contest though...

Fookin' 'ell!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Excellent!
Someone stuck this on Links over the weekend - looks awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# wtf
lol,thats legend :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# *preorders* hahahah, excellent stuff!
something dubiously related:


Bigger: www.stevehallillustration.com/SuperB3taLand.jpg
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# i love this
I would post a woo, but my webhost has a case of Teh Gay
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# why, thankies sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# argthhhhhh
my eyes
(waxdart hello., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# this is shrouded in ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# and not enough things are shrouded...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
b3ta.com/links/Anyone_enjoy_retro_gaming_and_unnatural_sex_acts
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# arf!
yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# *waits for DVD release*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# me at the cinema a few months ago:
"OMG ticket sales person - does that Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends poster tell you when the Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends film is out?"

"No. That's a poster advertising our preschool film club... there is no Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends film, you sad sad little man..."

at which point I ran away crying...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# another quality anecdote
brought to you in association with Vue cinemas...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# i saw some of that. it looks good.
i love Fairly Odd Parents
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# heheheh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Good dental where he lives!
(waxdart hello., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Morning ninj!
All's well I hope?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Mornin' Barb
Fine thanks, how are you? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Good, good...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# oi loiks this!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely done, as ever...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Cheers Fresh
Just spotted this reply. How art thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)
# hello


does anyone know if there is still one of those profile editors about anywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# yes
www.b3ta.com/bpma/
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# sweet
thanks alot.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# np
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# xp
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# dp
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# db
qp
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# You utter star!!!!
That is the dogs biscuits! Now I can toss round with it till my eyes bleed and not worry about cocking it all up and not being able to "uncock" it later on.

(as I have done so many times before)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# it'll end in tears
if it ain't broke....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# you loverly bugger!
I've been tinkering with html for this, now I can remain blissfully unaware and cheat!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# i didn't make it.
just remembered where to nab it off google!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Ok so I'll call off the bumming.
I'll still wank you off though if ya like?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# knock yourself out
*zizzzzzip
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# AAAAAAA
*rotates*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# nice action!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# SPINNING HEAD ON RED AND WHITE BACKGROUND
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# yes
exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# It's a pretty heavy book

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# You need a new one
The one in that picture has "gone off".
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I wondered what that smell was
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Remember the rule
"when it goes bendy again. You need to start "afresh"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Haha, no owners manual can help you there.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# thats NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# You can guarantee someone would play their NSFW card...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Better
safe than sorry :D.
Always nice to see consideration for others.
(cactusrob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# *Orders
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# "based on a complete stripdown and rebuild"
has a whole new meaning :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I don't think you ever 'own' one
you just get to hang around them more than other people do...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# turns out mine must be broken
she has a crack between the legs
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Glue it up when you get a spare moment
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Is she subsiding?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# They are horrendous to maintain
better off chucking it in and getting a new one when its knackered
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# does it come in big print
i could do with a dvd to go with it too.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Naturellement
This is gonna shift more copies than the bible
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# a bold claim
given that people go around leaving bibles in hotel rooms...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# They're obviously not that popular then
or people would take them with them.

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Is no-one going to comment on the "Twin airbags" thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# funbags?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Well there you go ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Burds

Inspired by this
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# hahahha, looney :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# and possibly this
www.b3ta.com/board/8548554
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# totaly.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# ah yes
that was probably lurking in my head, too
thankee
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Yay for burdz

'nings all
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# ^ Tits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# the original is just as funny..
look at his face expression lol

and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# YAY
favouritism FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# peck peck pecky!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)
# ^ A fine pair of Tits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# The two tailed lizzard (TTTL) - beautiful creature
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Haha :D
I wish I had a two-tailed lizard. And deadly mind powers.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Mr lizzard - speaks with forked arse!

* Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# most odd
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# they're coming to take you woo yay ha ha
they're coming to take you woo yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Giddyup!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Go-pher it son!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# wow!
it's huge!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# giddyup!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Hahaha
brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# that is all kinds of awesome!
they had better appaer in the live action starwars TV show lucas is doing!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Hahaha
That thing is odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
he needs sharper spurs.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# that was me yesterday
sat atop of a fuckoff huge shire horse

"when do we get to gallop across the fells?"

"when you've gone around in circles slowly 3 billion times"

"fuck that - I'm bored!"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# sigh.™
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Guns are so vulgar.
There is poetry in the use of a knife.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# *stabs a haiku
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *slices up a sonnet
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *cuts a decasyllabic monologue*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# *hamstrings a lymeric
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# *shivs an iambic
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# *chibs a chorus*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# *slits an ode
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Snaps his banjo string
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# i've done that....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# so's my bassist
pretty bad design tbh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
#
*fillets an Ayah*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Guns for show
Knives for a pro
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# big fuck off shiny ones
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
"Is there something you need to tell us?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# oh and if tom or anyone wants to give em a bit of a kicking
im sure it wont do any harm
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# ha ha ha
HAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Ah you bitches, I didn't see this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Snooker balls in a sock FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I'm with you!
www.b3ta.com/board/8535891
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Briksokk!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Briksokk
Like a fucksock, only harder.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# If you leave a fucksock long enough
it tends to go pretty hard...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Ewwwwww
(goes off to check.....)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# roses are red violets are blue
i'm going to stab you because i'm too emotionally immature to deal with life in any other way
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Real men fight with their fists.
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
#
I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I know you're all gonna shout at me but...
I always carry a knife.
and a flint, water puriying tabs, cotton wool, gloves etc
it's in a sealed tin at the bottom of my bag.
Hope no one tells Mr Plod
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# That's alright, I always used to carry a knife
being as I was a young girl out and about in town a lot during the night. Got arrested for it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# it's perfectly legal
As long as you have a good reason for carrying it.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# is
'stabby stab stab' a good reason?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Stabbing teenagers is a good reason isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Not when it's over the maximum length allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# [inserts penis joke]
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# or has a locking action
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Yup.
Both of which landed me in the cells for a night. Let go without charge though. And without knife, naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# or is a butterfly knife
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# You fool.
Carry in it the sole of your shoe next time.

Or have a sword inside a walking stick...
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# ^this is what I'm thinking
... I have rather badly sprained my ankle and I'm thinking it might be time to give up and get a walking cane to go with my pipe and tash... if I do it will almost certainly have a sword in it and I will go to jail because of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# do you know about an
impending apocalypse that hasn't made it into the Guardian or the Channel 4 news, or the today programme?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# No, I'm just a bit sad
and slightly mental
Also carry an avon S10.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# well
let's hope you never have to use them - for all our sakes... mine most of all.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# ^This^
lots
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# my effort
at preparation is not living in London.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Hyoho Niten Ichi ryu!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# bless you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH
Ban knives, especially sharp pointy ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Abso bleeding lutely
Only allowed young children to carry blunt rounded knives. we call them baseball bats
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Innit
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# pfft...
anyone else see that video on the news last night where this 'yooth' was keeping a cleaver down the front of his trousers?

Love to be there when he trips over on the pavement...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# if only
also, woo to the wolf!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Yup
bunch of scumbags acting up for the camera. BBC reporting at its best.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Saw that too
liked the way they were doing their "Gansta moves"

Looked like Michael J Fox on a pogo stick...

Who the fuck uses a cleaver anyhow? Got no stabbing action just choppy chop. Fucking amatures.

*gets a gunsword*
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# you dropped this




'
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# soo pedatic
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# pedatic?
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# pffft
peda'tic
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# you saved me having to type that
athankyou
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# We should push the campaign for rebranding them
Knives = Gay sticks
Stabbing = Bumming

Stupid homophobic tough kids will quickly stop carrying gaysticks for a night of bumming.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# :)
Glad to see you share my opinion

*Bums with a gay stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# definitely, get the younger schoolkids saying it and by the time they reach 12
and are in a gang it'll be deeply in their head and they won't be able to shake it.

"Did you see the way that Jon Bummed that bloke?"
"Yeah, I reckon he bummed him at least 12 times, he aint getting up from that"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Lighthouse


Click for bigger (104KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# wow
this one's different. You are fab.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# You are such a talented little shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# ^this hard
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# HARDER!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# HARDEST
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# you win this round
*scowls*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# HARDERESTEREST
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# you clever bastard
you can be on my team!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Polymerized Single Walled NanoTubules
Noons boarders
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# now you're just being silly
Stop it at once or I shall call the web sherrif
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I shot sans serrif
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# but I didn't shoot the century (gothic)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# hi5
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# HARDERESTERESTer
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# *cires*
why am I incapable of thinking of such things

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Balloons!!!!!
I think this one is my favourite.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# i want to live in your world
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# *fumbles in jacket pocket*
well if you've got some money, i've got the good stuff...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Ace :D
These are getting better and better!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# this am great
you make me sick!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# i love these
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# nicely sir
another one to keep pasanonic quiet for while.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# gizzus a minute.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# old news
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Sorry Charlie!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# in one
and as a new unashamed cross posting whore, here it is bigger.
www.freakingnews.com/iranian-job-Pics-51889.asp
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# oooh this is the website that's not as good us b3ta
but we shouldn't tell rob, because he will get all gleesome?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# sshhhh don't tell anyone
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# ha ha ha
shit a kitten that's good!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Very nice!
:D
How are you Queenie? Good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# none too bad at all
managed to trim my bush, it's been getting rather unruly of late what with the favourable bush growing weather we've had of late.
on the downside a very dear chum phoned from a hiv ward in hospital, he's none too well with some stuff, although he will be back out he says. i'm brushing up my bedside manner with a view to paying a visit. what makes it worse was he interrupted top gear, some people have no consideration.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha, ace!
They love each other really...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# pfft
its funny because their dinner is neither halal or kosher!

Why I laugh?
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I did a furry too


Click for bigger (56KB)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# *shuts RedTube*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# youporn's better
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# is it?
*porns*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Well, I think so.
xtube's only useful if you like a gazillion videos of men wanking in toilets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# shooshtime
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Don't tell me you're getting all offended.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# thats a porn website too
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# HAH
.............rly?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# yurp, its not bad.
and unlike youporn you don't have that awful moment when your lady is looking over your shoulder when you're going to show her something on youtube but the drop down menu in the url bar brings a great long list of youporn addresses
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Well mine watches porn occasionally,
so I'm safe.

I sent her a rather hilarious picture of alien-facehugger-based porn the other day.
Edit: NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# oh dear lord
its not as if facehuggers weren't overt enough about what they are already?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I tried to find porn of it on a whim, but couldn't find any.
So when I looked on rule34, of course there was some :D
I was really chuffed.

I couldn't stop giggling and had to show it to my girlfriend. She thought it was really funny :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# See, everyone should adore porn
then nobody would have to be all coy about it. Like when a lad comes round to ours, spots a blue dvd or something and instantly thinks it's the wife's.

Er, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# well the ladywoman is little more demure than most
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# You lucky thing.
Better a demure little flower than some rampaging filthwizard like me.

ALTHOUGH I was called innocent AND cute yesterday. It was quite strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# well some balance between the two would good.
but don't worry i'm working on her.

and missing her a fuck ton too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Makes it all the sweeter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I wondered the other day
this idea of nuidty in art being different to nudity NOt in art.

Like, why can they advertise an art exhibition on the tube with a painting of a nudie lady?

They can show programmes about AFrican ladies with flabby tits int he afternoon?

But tits are considered rude and naughty in geeneral... I don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# It's about intent/ purpose.
I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# But arent paintings of nudie ladies
just the porn of their day?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# not as such.
grotty woodcuttings in penny dreadfuls were the porn of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# not really
although, there wasn't really a differentiation before the last 2 centuries.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# the two things which have facilitated the technological development of the human race
1) War
2) Pornography

we're a bunch of wanky warmongers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# shut up,
the aliens might be reading.

WE ARE NICE PLEASE COME DOWN, I AM BORED
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# it's more than likely space faring alients will be after a fight or a shag
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# LET'S STOP KILLING EACH OTHER BUILD SOME FUCKING SPACE SHIPS
AND EXPLORE INNER AND OUTER SPACE AS ONE PEOPLE


FOREVER
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Shut up,
get back to work, drink this beer, watch more TV...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# shut up watch this, watch american gladiators
here's 63 channels of it. watch these pituitary retards bang their fuckin' skulls together and congratulate you for living in the land of the free.

here watch this, shut up
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Heh
this has turned into a porn and hicks fest.

YES!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# this thread == worryingly similar to my life
*just add alcohol*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# You're asking the wrong girliepoos.
I've never understood the difference. TBH, a lot of so-called 'art' is just some rollnecked cunt making bad porn and saying it means something. For reference see the video of the naked bloke jumping about that I saw at the Tate Modern a few years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# The one where
he's wearing a mask and boxing gloves?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# please see Bill Hicks;
1) no artistic merit
2) causes sexual thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# MORE COKE
MORE SNICKERS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I got a woody on the bus?
what are we going to do - ban public transport?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# you what causes sexual thoughts?
having a dick, lady
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I got upset then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# i'm fairly certain girl parts can cause them too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Damn straight .
Have you ever been a girl in the right seat on the bus? Well then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *hugs*
I sometimes get upset when I watch or read his stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# No I meant when watching it
upset as in 'oi you sexist bastard, girls can be horny too'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# oh
... well then - fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# besides which - he goes on to say
'or having - you know, whatever - I'm speaking for myself tonight...'

so... your bits are catered for too.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I haven't learnt it by heart
he was a good comedian, but there are quite a few I like more. Dylan Moran, for one. Possibly the man that makes me laugh the most.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I meet him quite regularly
he's a very nice chap; exceedingly so. Bit of a grumpty cunt sometimes, but he carries it well.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I love grumpy people
being a bit of a grumblepuss myself.

He's the only stand up comedian to ever make me cry with laughter, as far as I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I agree
you should also try and see Phil Kay who is (along with Hicks & Stewart Lee and Richard Herring) one of my all time favourites and possibly one of the loveliest people to walk the Earth - and a top kisser!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Oh riiiiiight
I've been off the ball for a bit, as it were.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# pffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I don't look at xtube for men wanking in toilets.
I look at xtube for women wanking in toilets and with vegetables. I like amateur porn. I feel less guilty about watching it, and it seems more genuine
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Aye, amateur is much better
less worrying fingernails, for a start. The first word I type into any porn search is public.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# public???
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Aye.
It's brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# amateur yes public not so much
tbh i only really like females solos in porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I'm fickle as hell
when it comes to the act, but I've always loved public.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# i couldn't do that.
far too middle class.


19th century style romps in the wheat fields near me are fun though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# One day I will hold a dinner party
before a masked ball, and the table centrepiece shall be two women wrapped in black satin, writhing around with each other and some electric wands.

And if anyone laughs I get to put them in the iron maiden.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# its official.
i love you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# :D
Yes you may come to the ball.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *readies harlequin outfit*
you could be the next jesus de sade.

but with less kiddie porn
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# MUCH less.
My dad can scream that it's buggerin' time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# the first thing I search for is
Clandestine Scottish Ninja ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I've got lots of scottish porn
it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# och aye - ahm here tae fix yer phototcoppier; I heard it's shagged!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# och aye - fire right in aboot it
and then yer can fire right in aboot me!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# :'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# why the tears?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I'm from a well known northern clan....(born in Aus though)
I've detailed my lack of a warm wet hole to dip my wick in plenty of times.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# crying about it isn't going to make a difference
join some sort of sporting group and you might get in on a gang rape or something!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I think the Bulldogs have have a stable team
although there's a vacancy down in St George...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# this is in danger of getting old soon
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# it already has
i've been pushing it for ages.

start seeing some of it as humour. becuase the :'( post was.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# a gazillion sounds like too many
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# boysfood's good
megarotic too

...wait a minute! I mean i don't know what yr talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# It's full Homosexuwhales wanking :S
Ah wait, that's Xtube...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# There is nothing sexual about this !
It is not about sex, it's luscious bouncing boobies, it's warm wet furry fanny, it's long dexterous tongue.... ITS NOTHING TO DO WITH WANK FANTASY, NOT AT ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
FP THIS MADNESS
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# *standingly ovates*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# *ovulates*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# hahahah!
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Well done
We'll put it on the fridge so we can look at it every day.

But we'll put it waaaay down here as there's not enough room up top.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Is the top bit taken up by a picture of an enormous jizz-covered haggis with 12 tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Poor Jodie Marsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# pfft!
There would be tea/keyboard integration right now but I am without tea.

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Catdar is detecting much furriness here
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Phwoar.
Can you princess leia as an otter?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# fuck off back to deviant art
and take your shitty drawings with you
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# This should be emblazoned across the top of this page.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# omg its got a gun
this is all a little violent :/
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# 'Noon sir!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I found this:

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# :D
that's how to SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I found it on the wall in my old SCIENCE™! classroom. :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# what is this MADNESS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# yifftastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# WIN!!!
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1216034826/bird3b1.jpg

home drawn porn probably not safe for work.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# *Prints out*
*Sneaks off to the bathroom*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *throws down pen*
*bows to superior artist*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# :D
Ooh I haven't checked SA in a while...
*totters off*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# haha!
*insert appropriate sycophantic reply*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# e is for envelope....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# tiiiiny little people
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# BIG train
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I miss that program.
The big fit blonde guy, mainly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Simon Pegg?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Nah, bigger and fitter
Pegg's only fit in Spaced. But then he's super-mega-fucking fit. I love me graphic artists.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Mark Heap?
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# aye,
they be ikkle indeed...
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Crustacean?
arf
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Should the last one not read:
Crewe Station's stationary crews stationary?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# maybe
but with an e in the last one.
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# cant help thinking of doogle and the blue cat
when I see stuff about Crewe
I am King
to de-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Edumacationalist!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)

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