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# Ooo, he's had a lovely time!

He didn't really want to go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Bonzer!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# "..The day he went to Bangor
Lovely day
he had fish on the way
and all for under a pound you know"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# haha
I was just singing that to m'sel' too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Where's me washboard?
Edit: Worst. Shinpad. EVAR.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
#
Tribal tampon
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Gnarrrrly!
Erp. It's my bedtime. G'night.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Oh that's lovely
he's still quite evil though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# yet he still looks so miserable!
Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# haha, silly pope! surf board is not choirboy!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I wanted the fucker to go home!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Hahaha
The Emperor from Star Wars went to Oz?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha. Radical!

Is it pope o'clock yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Long before they were Marathons..

Thank heavens for focus groups!
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Arsebiscuits indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# marathons?
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I entered a Marathon once...
...got peanuts under my foreskin.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I once shagged a Princess...
...burnt my balls on the exhaust :(
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Snickers used to be called marathons.
Starburst are really opal fruits.
Herschey's chocolate used to be called 'what the fuck kind of chocolate do you call this? Has it gone off? Check the sell-by date on the bag, would you?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Good News..
Star Burst are to be Re-named Opal Fruits again..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# (Heresy)
I prefer the name starburst
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Me too!
Still, the nostalgic have spoken.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I always like it when they create fake nostalgia for new products
Like they did for Caffreys
But anyway, let's face it, the name Opal Fruits is... well... limp and moist. Whereas Starburst is zingy and exciting. Given a choice, which one would you choose? It's the exact opposite of the Marathon/Snickers example - Marathon is a name that commands respect. Snickers sounds wimpy.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# How about Oil of You Lay versus Oil of Olé?
Sometimes there's no helping them
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I never liked the taste of either!
It was ULAY and is now OLAY, but was even OLAZ in some parts of the World...
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# You're shitting me?!
That's brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# indeed. it was recent news.
thefoodielist.co.uk/wp/return-of-opel-fruits/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# how can they spell it wrong
when the picture's RIGHT THERE?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I had not noticed this glaring faux-pas.
oh they must feel proper Charlies now. Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# They're not tiny, chewy cars.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I much prefer feeling proper charlies
to feeling those fake plastic ones
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# oh-good-lordy-of-all-that-is-holy-and-the-creator-of-all-the-universe-and-all-that-dwell-in-her
THAT IS AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# if you are lying, my revenge will be slow and unpleasant
I'd be willing to let OFs stay as starbursts if wispas came back and toffeecrips used teh old recipe
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# wispas did come back
in February... for a while
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Cheese flavour walkers crisps
I miss them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Cheese & Pickle? or just cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Just cheese.
Yellow bags.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Walkers still have got it wrong..
It should be...

BLUE = Salt and Vinegar

GREEN = Cheese and Onion.


(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Yes, the weirdos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# MMMMMMMM! but no match for original Beef Monster Munch
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Oh phwoar, forgot them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# not a fan of them
i like the flaming hot ones but niknaks ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Scampi and Lemon FTW...
Which is funny, since I don't like Scampi...




...or lemon
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Im eating them NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooo
I now live in California and you can hardly get any of this stuff out here. I'm in the land of plastic chocolate and plastic cheese.

I even have to buy Branston pickle and Daddies sauce on import!
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Don't get me started on plastic cheese!
We used to get really nice crumbly cheddar.
Real strong mature stuff, beautiful taste, great in sandwiches.

Now we get weak mild cheddar with the taste and consistency of rubber.
Ugh.
Fucking vile.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# ^ THIS THIS THIS
shitty mild rubber cheese.... ugh
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I want crumbly cheese that you can feel crunch in your mouth, occasionally.
*grates*
*adds to four cheese pizza*
*...*
*profit*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Stilton on pizza is the best
I likes my cheese like I likes my women

Smelly with blue veins.

Is amy free?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I'd prefer one to be mild and rubbery, personally.
Crumbly and slightly crunchy mature women doesn't sound too nice.
Especially grated on pizza.

Though I suppose if you made your own pizza, you could save a fortune on the tomato puree.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I notice that Star Bars seem to be having a resurgence
The king of chocolate bars, in my opinion. Although I also miss the original Boost bars.
PS: first you recognise my sig, now you quote Time Bandits, are you stealing my brain?
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Boost caught shit
the minute they started adding that jungle energy stuff..

(forgot what it was called)
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Nooo I love them with that in.
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Gouranga or something like that
Hari hari rama rama GOURANGA!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# was like space dust
mixed with lucozade
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I'm a brainparasite by trade, didn't you know?
timebandits, you say? www.b3ta.com/board/8381687
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Superb
I'd click it, but somehow I think it'd be a bit pointless at this stage
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# thankies :)
I had promised to to other maps, but hit a brick wall when I found it almost impossible to get the correct text (mainly for the goonies one)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# king of chocolate bars?
Old Jamaica Rum and Raisin closely followed by Golden Cup. You kids know nothing about sweets. We had all the best stuff before everything was bad for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Double bloody deckers.
They're the best things in the world.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# oh hell yes!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I would kill
for some OLD JAMAICA right now...
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# All I want to know
is what crazy bastard thought it would be good to do away with spangles and olde english?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Spangles I've never had
and are you talking about the cider?

I feel like I'm about 5 now. Curses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Yeah, these sweets are so old the newsagents are in pyramids
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Spangles were square boiled sweets
multi fruit flavoured, like fruit polos but much, much tastier and fruitier.

Olde Eglish were a version of them that erm, well, it's not a taste there is a word for ( shut it Waspy ) ;) but I loved them.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spangles
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# You're next to no help at all.
I demand you do something quite impressive to make up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8587448
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# This is very interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# fruit polos were ace
where did they go?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# The best thing about that Wiki entry is the line:
"There are many nostalgic references to them on Internet message boards from children who grew up with them in the sixties and seventies."
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# olde english flavoured spangles were the absolute tits
as far as sweets that taste disgusting are concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# you are doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Do you mean Olde English Cider?
That still exists, it is what I drink :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Starburst will always be Opal Fruits to me
and I'm only 20.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Actually...why'd they stop at MARATHON..?
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
#
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# We all know it's what they make it of really...
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Is the rumour that they are going to name them
marathons again true? I hope so!

Next up, Opal Fruits!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Opal Fruits..
Have been done.
Re launch any time soon.

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Link or it is not true!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Made to make your mouth water..
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/1917207/Opal-Fruits-return-to-British-playgrounds.html
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# WHat the fuck is the point of reviving it
simply for 3 months? Cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Marathons
tasted much better than snickers!

But they all make you...

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Nice fontage!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# More baby breadage
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# That skirt suites you
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Pass the butter
*wields knife*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I like the bike rack coming out the back of her neck
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It must come in useful....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Oh my lord!
That is one ugly child! But I guess that shouldnt be a shock looking at the mother :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# she looks pretty good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# it's k3b/-\b...
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# would and would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# It's clinging to her milk milks
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# HaHaHa!
This is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# a dramatic apc for your opinion
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# That is fucking cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# cheers!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# i approve
looks like a spaceshipwreck
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# That's cool
and very dramatic
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# thats the thing outta alien 2 is it not?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# yeah
its the apc :D i love that film
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# bo pi led water?
?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# umm
ok
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *whips*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# RIS?
Needs more Spasm, if anything..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# testing

edit : mwhahaha witchcraft!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Does this look better in IE?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# IT IS A BAD THING FOR OUR CIVILISED SOCIETY
IF YOU'RE WILLING TO PAY MONEY FOR BOTTLED WATER YOU SHOULD BE WILLING TO PAY THE SAME AMOUNT IN TAXES TO GET THE TAP WATER CLEAN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# ^This^
Which is why I was happy when this happened

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# hahahahah, that was damn funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Desani..
What was the exact story with that..

Was it JUST tap water, literally, straight out of th etap and into a bottle, like Del Boy?

Or did they do anyting fancy to it, like add any vitamins, spunk, etc?
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I do believe that it was tap water,
but they filtered it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Take a look
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/3550063.stm
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# That was very funny and well deserved
I still have an empty Dasani bottle I found the day this news broke... I keep it in my treasure box along with other things that make me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Lol
I've still got an unopened bottle stashed away.

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# This man is using REASON!
Let's BURN HIM!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Oh you used a font I don't like!
and It's too brown!

Game over man. Game over!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# i understand
what you are saying here. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# *confuseds*
*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Mmmmm canoe, nyum nyum
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# bridge?
helicopter?
NOT REAL

edit: that said, those sharks are very well synchronised.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Well the Olympics are only a few weeks away
They have to get their practice in.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# [Top shop!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Off work ill...
(Art-Dan is a semi-lurker, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Its lovely
but didn't i see this yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# ^this and that v
But it is VERY nice!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# By replying to this ^
I ruined your reference to that v
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# oh my aching testes
is that what you ^ meant?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
#
meant want
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# DAMMMNNN YOOOUUU!!!!
love the sig btw... Island og the Lizard King ftw :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Hooray!
I knew nothing was too obscure for this place.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# ^ All of them - and that v
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Sorry, haven't we seen this already?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# you pead t'other day m'am
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I know, I'm being a shameful hypocrite.
That was an isolated incident, I'd like to point out, won't be happening again. I'd never pead before in my almost 4 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# :D
i done it before i knew any better only worked out that file size was an issue after about a year. :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# You listened to that tune yet Cap'n?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Nup, sorry mate
will be doing- I was too tired for the internets last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# these 2 ^
'ning board, sorry about my last post yesterday with the suit, b3tards told me it was just over 100k :/
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# What did you do you terrible man?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# only by 500kbish :p
edit : wait that wasn't you!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# i thought that might be the case :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# nice
but alas depending on what people say
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I see...
MONKEY SCROTUM!!!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# well i haven't seen it before
and a quick check suggests this is your first post this week

does this mean it's not your own work?

it's nice
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# everybody loves a pearoast.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Why so glum? Only one more string to chew, and he's FREEEEE!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# free to fall into the pit of eternal stench
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# smell baaaaaaaaaaad
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
#
pit bog
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# It is the tragedy of the puppet.
Without the strings, the puppet is nothing. The puppet will never enjoy free will.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# it is weird
that if i say this in an exagerated french accent I feel like it is the most poetic thing i shall read all day.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# try it in angry russian
you'll come a bucket of aesthetic approval all over a child's smiling, innocent face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# works very well for the tragedy of the puppet
the rest I possibly need more vodka to achieve the clarity.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# *shoots down*
*uses to shoot microwave*
*gets facecamo of Microwave*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Barack Obama?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# needs more chimney grickets!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# vol au vents ftw.


Click for bigger (27KB)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# ^ This is true
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# On squared paper and everything
feels like I'm back in school
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Are you chewing?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Yes miss
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Well I hope you brought enough for all of us.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# *cracks open a bag of gobstoppers*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I wish I had my time over again too
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Christ
I wouldn't want to go back! College - yes. School can fuck right off!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# 14 is the worst age ever.
I was far too clever for my school, so I went mental.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# there is no college here
school goes through until your 18...and I was homeschooled. Bugger.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# drawing paper for headboards
/sneaky work scribbles
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Do you make fetish
headboards?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I certainly could
you perv.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# i wish my headboard had graph paper in it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I'm never sure about the Vol Au Vents.
They sound like a destructive foreign wind.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# careful that may cause flouncing!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# it's certainly
got more culture than i do.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I like this.
I like egg mayonnaise.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Br'nance
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Onion bollocks?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Hmm. Let's see it surrender.
Yes... very good.

I'll take 10 please.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# NUKE FRANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# haw hee haw....wee wee!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# *titters*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Malodourous
what a great word for a great pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# awsome!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# *covets*
Do you have to pay for it in Franks? Brance Franks?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# It's a mere
fifty eurodollars.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] feature presentation
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# :D
I've got that film. I can't work out if it's ace or shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Camp
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# maybe it's
shace
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# id like to use
the defribulators on keifer sutherlands face
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# It's dubble orsum
phule. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# that's not a heart monitor that's a cro.
infact it looks like the same model as the one I used to use
ed: ah no, mine had a floppy drive as well.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# You could have been a bit more Alan Partridge-esque..
"THATS ONE GLARING ERROR THERE"...

"Like when people say Tannoy, insteads of public address system"..

"See any upset Zombies around here?"
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I just hope no one points out that it's a digital 'scope
and not technically a cro.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# again with the inconsistencies.
That's clearly and old analogue scope with a crt which would make it a cro.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# alright alright.
I keep thinking of it as a tectronkix scope not a fluke.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I have a couple in my garage
and thought it would be impolite to say. Just what do you think a heart monitor is made of anyway. It's still an oscilloscope even if the CRT versions are a bit old now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I know how heart monitors work. *
and they're more specialised than a fluke oscilloscope.

I suppose I shouldn't be so pedantic.

*Arguably my field could be described as 'medical physics' but that's stretching it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I'm just more of a pedant
as I served my time in TV and Audio electronic servicing so have played with ( and fixed ) enough scopes to last me a lifetime.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I've had enough experimental research physics to know I don't want to see a scope for a while
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I used to repair hysteroflators and flexible urethroscopes if that counts for anything
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# uuuuuurggggggggggghhhhhhhhh
strangly enough although things like goatse and some fairly bad porn doesn't effect me. but I hate the thought of medical proceedures.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# is a pile of pants

but you am fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Whatever will happen next?*

*Rhetorical.
Just seeing how fast I could draw up a comic page using a Cintiq.
What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# MIIIIIIIILK
*dances with cow*

Please draw a lorry wearing womens underwear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# a set of draws drawing the curtains as the night draws in :D
or a sea monster picking his teeth with toothpick
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# In SA girls in Sexy Spacesuits
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# "Motherfuckin' Umpa Lumpas on a Mother Fuckin' plane!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# *shuffle*

zombies or denizens
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# A huge
axe-wielding barbarian being annoyingly poked by a fairy with a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# you should draw some inverted sugar syrup
to give me a better idea on what the shiznit it actually is.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Hillary Clinton's massive distended cunt
and the ancient civilisation of pygmies that live within.

By sheer coincidence, we join the pygmies during their distension of virgins' cunts ceremony, which involves the chief giving every 16 year old girl in the village a vicious double fisting.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish!™
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# thor fighting a giant
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# A mad shepherd,
wreaking havoc upon his country town with his evil flock of death-sheep.

Otherwise, a normal shepherd (with obligatory hat and staff)sitting on a hill overlooking his flock, with his border collie by his side.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Hewlett and Martin did it with Tank Girl
So how about a SA joy of drugs?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Could you draw her after one carton of milk splits open..
on the top shelf, causing a domino effect and all the milk pouring over her firm body resulting in a very cold and wet t-shirt?

* Just a thought

8}
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# *ponders*..........................
......I think I'd better stay seated for a while.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Go on - Do it...

* Prepares to Fwap
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Obviously
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# A prarie dog with a bow-tie?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Yes, yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Draw a precise explanation of why you say "the'day", when it's not and never has been a phrase of any kind.
:D :D :D


Oh, also draw pigs being fired from cannons into a massive blancmange. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# it very much is a phrase in scotland
and I use it all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# My point stands.
*tweaks*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# giant beetles ridden by some sort of amazonian wimmon
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Milk, MIILLLLK!
Those Cravendale pirate and cow characters will burst out being chased by a giant tentacle monster that will then endulge itself on her.

is this an aspara? More importantly, will Chloe and Sabre-Kitty be doing an Aspara ever?

And can I see Chloe hugging/playing tea cups with Kat, Hilary and Vanity who have been turned into self aware plush dolls? Basically my request from yesterday.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Yes, it'll be an Apsara.
Chloe and Sabre Kitty may also appear in a scene at some point....
But it's Gabrielle Goodtime and an anonymous wolf in some soapy shower action, first
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
#
You forgot her trademark:
Cucumbers. Please tell me she'll be bringing them along.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Pick up lines
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# :D
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# maybe im mistaken / uneducated
but isn't all arranged marriages? or am i thinking of somwhere else?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# :D
that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# He he...
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] who's your Daddy?

ning b3tans :)
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# hahahahahhahah! Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
I smell a front page!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# heheh!
Ning oucheh, and b3tans too. :)

Gayshift thing wot I did done: www.b3ta.com/board/8585815
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# heheh
I had that dream recently
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# 'ning lass


"I'm Luke. I'm five..."

woo to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# This brings back happy memories....

* My son and I used to love that song!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Did he know all the words?
"I'm Luke I'm five
and my dad's Darth Vader.
He flies me around
and he's bummed James Spader"

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# No.. I don't think he knew THOSE words!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# "3PO, is there anything else on this thing?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# annnnnd *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# *claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Haahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# clickityclickclick
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# not to mention him lusting after his sister :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# who can resist bakery hair?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# or those firm baps
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I once played Princess Laya in a short film
They actually gaffa taped buns to my hair.. it really hurt when we took them off :(
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I read that as bums....I need an eye check up
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# bindun but so as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# in English we say...?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# ah..
faddle :(

thankies for clickies tho everyone :D
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# don't worry, everything has bin dun
especially involving star wars!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# but not so well sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I did this
but in video form with jeremy kyle..

although i still needed to work on the timing.

woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# haha!
fine work.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)
# May all your donuts turn out like Fannys
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Hahahaha! Fanny!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# haha!
yah! now bedlam looks like a nit!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# *flounce*
*strop*
*delete*
*more flouncing*
original message said "kebab hasn't shagged him/her/it and isn't likely to"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# nice ear muffs
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# haha
She looks like she'd have some pretty sweet batter to me
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Hhaahhaah! She looks as if she's disappointed... Perhaps it came out a little smaller than she expected? :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# have you shopped her face?
imagine feeding that to the ducks! HA ducks your eating bread cock! ha!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# *zips up, leaves pond*
yeah, that'd be awful
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# No,
She was spanging anyway!

www.bbc.co.uk/southerncounties/content/images/2007/10/15/fanny_3_330_330x330.jpg
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# thats scary enough
make it stop
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# YEAH!!!!
Fanny FTW
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Pistols at dawn...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# sorry i must be stupid ...
ris?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# squeel like a pig
weeeeee
edit : CHEDGE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
#
edit: well, as above, but with a lot less subtlety :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
#
de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# je suis un citrus
i get it now - i'd never heard of that before

also: b3ta.com/board/8587166
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# filename may be your friend
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# yeah i had never heard of dualing banjos
until nibus posted the link
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# good god!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=esl2NNOtHQE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLNz0XCsfcY
well I should have checked first eh?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# doh
This video has been removed due to terms of use violation.
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# try this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyKvD-4IxOY

also arf!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Hallo Queeny!
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# not bad at all chap i trust you are equally as fine and dandy

my good self in your neck of the woods.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Good Lord!
That looks like my uncle's house!
Do you know Old Tree Mole?

Edit: That is actually you, isn't it? And woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# i don't think i've had the pleasure
it's my chum's pa's house way out in the norfolk backwoods i'm sure it is actually the location for deliverence, they don't have a burglar alarm as such but that tune kicks in as you pull up to the house it does the job.
he suddenly appeared with the gun and led me off into the woods, i wasn't in the least bit scared.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Guns are fine, it's when someone takes you into the woods with a spade you should worry.
Is that a real lion you're shooting at?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# arse!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
*gets out spanging pan*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Man?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# IT'S A BLOODY BANJO!! AND I DON'T LIKE THE FONT!!
GAME OVER MAN!!
GAME OVER!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Game over?
Did I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# NO!!
YOU HAVE OPPOSING LIGHT SOURCES!! AND IT'S TOO BROWN!!

clicked it btw :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# AUGH!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# spang nang nang-nang nang-nang nan nang nang
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# hahaha
Jesus!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] "Only God should have this power"
(jwestbury image dr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# i suspect
that would have improved the film
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# ha ha he's wearing a dress
TJ : does anyone have a font viewer?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I've got a copy of word, if that's what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# word is a disgustingly cumbersome, difficult and obtuse word processor
And it's made by microsoft.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# obtuse!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# pfft i got over 300 fonts that im not gonna use
I really can't be bothered to load em all into windows, type a-z 1-9 etc, just to find out they're pants! (not again anyways)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I've got the KDE one...
but you're fucked if you using windoze.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# aye indeed i do
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# get hold of Extensis Suitcase or similar......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# yer, some russian shareware thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# link?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# don't you have one
in windows?

www.styopkin.com/details_free_and_easy_fonts_viewer.html
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# i think you've got to install them to view them
if memory serves correct
and last time i tried install 300 fonts my pc had a hissy fit
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# nah listen
you are right that a font handler is better but if you pick a font, right click and click properties. Then 'opens with' and choose font viewer then the association is set. ( next time you click ( or double click ) a font file in any folder it will show in font viewer regardless of it being installed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# ahh ok :)
cheers boss
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Aussie content?
*click*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# heh
... I'd guess that The Stars are (not) his Destination.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# MAMA? YOU BEEN BAD!/HEEEY YOU GUYS!
delete as applicable

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
#
MAMA? YOU BEEN BAD! HEEEY YOU GUYS!
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# *wanders in*
*points finger in a cool way*
aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# sorry, that was teh wrong answer, but you don't go away empty handed, here's a Blankety Blank cheque book and pen!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# I don't
need your charity!

*storms off*
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# *steals your prize*
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *deletes both*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# The roll that bites back!
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# poh-tatht-oh
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Needs more broobs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# bara!
lots of bara!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# bread in captivity?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# oh noes watch out its trying to escape!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# mmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# FUCKING HELL
I just did a google image search for bea arthur and it freaked me out so much I forgot what the idea for my picture was.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# gronky, there is better porn out there!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# HaHaHa!
That's mental! images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=bea+arthur&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# that was a woman?
oh now that show kinda makes sense...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# shitting crikey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# i made you this:


the amount of effort is directly correlated to how much i love you.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# oh my fucking god
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Carbon Dating
(felders, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# hehehe!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# why does that ugly fucker pick up and I'm sitting here alone??? WHY?!?!?!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# your bar isn't low enough.
There are plenty of potential dates at meeting groups for the severly disabled

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# :(
...
...
...
That's not very funny. Sorry. Even though it is slightly amusing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# what's the correct proceedure in a situation like this? Do I gaz you asking if I've genuinely offended you, or do I just announce that I'm leaving forever, first? Oh where is Yan when I need him....:D
I was only messing btw, no offence intended :)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Don't forget to quote the faq
and flounce off
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# awww, dammit, I'm new at this flouncing game...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# You strop, then gaz, then delete! simple!
And yeah none taken, I know it's joking :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# in my head their voices
are the gravelly cockney sounds of 2 men being rubs drag queens
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# * Love on the Rocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# ain't
no surprise
(felders, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)

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