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# B3tan no. 7 - Captain Wow


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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# She'll have someones eye out
with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
#
with that those.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# me likey
:)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# ahoy hoy!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I think you need more practise with your telephone machine
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# heheheh
you dun made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# release the hounds!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# aaaaarghhh! cobras!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Good Likeness!
Woo yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# thankee sirr
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# that parrot looks fucking terrified!
most woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# ta smash
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Grand
stuff. Does she really have a looney eye like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# shhhhhh!
shes gone "Flippy"
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# thanks
and yes, indeed she does.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Only when I'm tired.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Did she steal that eye from a chameleon?
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# WOOOOOW
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# glad you like it
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# That is top drawer stuff!
I love these and may ask for one if I can ever get my pics of my camera!

Woo Hah!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# nearly top shelf
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# feel free to do so
since the only decent source I have of you is your Mr. T haircut one.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Ace!
Yeah that one's shite, I have a load on the camera but have lost the lead.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Wow can't have a peg leg!
You can't put sexy, sexy shoes on a peg leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# with enough glue, anything's possible
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# You can put a rifle on it though.
I can't even remember which Leslie Nielson film that was now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# The Naked Grindhouse?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# you've made her look like Christina Ricci
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Better than looking like me, I'm happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# But she looks like a child!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# shut up
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# So forceful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Is that message addressed to me, or to the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Fabulous
Top norks.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Excellent
More Scarfe than Steadman, I'm tempted to get my inks out and dust off the old pen.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# cheers
yes... I'm kind of roughly basing my scribbles and colouring on Scarfe and Steadman, sometimes the product can be a bit more one than the other, sometimes like neither.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I keep meaning to actually paint something
but the muse went away some time ago.

Do me if you like.

fnarfnar, fears
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Is that you in your profile?
You look like a young iggy pop mixed with nick cave :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Yep that's me
The only pic of me on the interwebs, being aware of them the paranoid sort.
*gets lightheaded at teh flattery*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# AWESOME
When are you going to do me? Do you need more than one picture. I heard you need more than one picture. I will get you some more.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# more than one picture would be nice, yes...
I think it's Todd the Groincrusher next, then it's you. I've not had much time recently, so just got onto Capt Wow last night.

/ooh matron
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I will try to find some more pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Nice jugs
mmmmmm jugs....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# cool!!!
do me!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# that's a bit forward
even for you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# *presents*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# *takes*
I'll get round to doing you at some stage. The list is getting a wee bit long...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# cool!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Awesome!
Here's me if you feel like it:
img90.imageshack.us/img90/5611/photo783bv8.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# ok, I'll get onto it in time
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Nicely!
*saves to wankbank*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Abunars afternoon oddity.
silly toon thread plx?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Waiter!!!
My waffle winked at me
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That reminds me of Professor Frink from the Simpsons.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Hoyvin mayven!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# ivan reitman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# and here was me
thinking it was a mobile block of flats.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I wish my flats were made of waffle.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# me too
i may not have moved out!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I'm sure the melted butter and maple syrup soaking through the ceiling would get annoying though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# i'd have a ladder set up
and be constantly licking the ceiling. living on the first floor instead of the 14th may be a good idea, though. my zombie-preparedness room on the roof may have to be sacrificed, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Haha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# give me a minute
uploading...


have a proud duck
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Hooray for pruod ducks everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# yay!
prominent-jaw duck ftw
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# this makes me hungry
for duck in patriotic sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
#
What a lovely duck
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# That duck has no bill.
How does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# like DUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Clicky pic for magic !


'Noon all :)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# oh deary me! :)
I'm going to bed now. Good night, cunts, hypocrites.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Noes!
*Keeps her darling Abba close to her chest*
(woo btw)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Hehehe!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# pffft :)

noon!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# hahaah
ace - noon bitzy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Quo on Facebook
Excuse the non-shopped picture, but...



They truly are everywhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Grinned2Death knows what Willis was talking about, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I know it's not your fault, but still, listen carefully (that goes for everyone)
WE KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Ah...ok - Ill put this away
a/c

(I'll also eat this rather large can of binndun)

I knew coming out onto the /board would be a bad idea

*slumps back to /talk*
(I helped save b3ta! Grinned2Death knows what Willis was talking about, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# no come back...I can be gentle, asl? can you set me up with Faith Louise Bradley?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)
# only if
we can all poke her afterwards
(rsloman, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Don't worry, the natives tend to be grumpy during work hours.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I'm not being grumpy
hence why I said 'I know it's not your fault'.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Which Im grateful for
True be told, I should have really glasscocked it first
(I helped save b3ta! Grinned2Death knows what Willis was talking about, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)
# You should be, I'm not usually all that nice.
I'm feeling happy today though. The weather's got a nice chill to it, I have a comfy jumper on and a certain Mushroom gave me a lovely compliment earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I'm still in a good mood from yesterday,
when I was told my MSc project results are publishable.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Coming soon to an obscure Medical Engineering journal near you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Well I'm pleased for you, chuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)
# nice work. :)
welcome to the being pissed-around-by-your-supervisor-while-trying-write-a paper club.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Hurray!
Luckily, one of them works for the university, and over here they have a culture of publishing as much as they can, because it's part of how they're assessed.
Stupid system, but it means he's keen to get it sorted too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# All you need is the sound of rain against your window
and a crackling fire and kittens. Lots of Kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Grinned2Death knows what Willis was talking about, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
# \o/
Always kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I shall be getting a kitty in the near future.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Ooh, what sort?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)
# a live one, hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# They're always best fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Nomnomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I didn't mean anyone in particular.
Board does seem to be grumpier before 5-6 though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Possibly because that's when stupidbumface work happens, as you diagnosed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# We have nothing against gays here!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Happy birthday for tomorrow
Faith Louise Bradley
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Thats brand new information!
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Fred Jacques
I need an onomatopoeia for the noise an h-bomb would make if detonated at sea.
QUICKLY NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# 5/3 power kersploosh!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# phweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesloompCHUUUUUUUUUUUUSH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# KABLAMO
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# KABWHOOOOOMPH!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)
# VWAP-
CHOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I quite like choom
It's like foom, but bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Wchuch!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)
# DOOMF
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# SPLUT
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# WOOMPch!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# FDOOOOOOMssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
#
eeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
That made me laugh and starled my parrot into flying around the room
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Its a pika
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Yes it is
:)
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# DONK
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# PLONK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
# SLUT!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)
# FTUMCH
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Look out! He'll get your soul and sell it to Orgo!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)
# "Shall we go to the theatre, OR GO to cinema?"
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# wwwwwwwwwwwOooOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH K'TANGA
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Yes, thank you, Lenny.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)
# vrrrrrruuuuuuschmbpffffffhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# or maybe just
PARP?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I would like to give Faith Louise Bradley a good birthday sexing
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I don't know who that is, but I will google her.
EDIT: Google has no pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Which one is she?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
facebook profile pic

EDIT: Not that it would matter to k3b/-\b...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)
# It doesn't matter, they can all form an orderly queue for me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)
# But which one gets to tell you to fuck off first?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Oh you brute.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
# He loves it really.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)
# i don't doubt his question is very relevant
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)
# obviously the one that's first in the queue.
But becuase of my personality, I have never been told to fuck off by a woman. Except maybe my mum...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)
# gay is not a personality
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha!! I should have seen that one...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I love how we all just automatically resort to stalking random people :)
I vote blue dress on the right.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Nah
Blue dress second from the left is the prettiest despite the horrible dress.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I was voting which one was Faith Louise Bradley.
Nonetheless, I disagree!

The dark haired one at the back looks quite pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Second from right, Red Dress
(You know when you feel that disclosing certain information really isn't going to turn out too well?)
(I helped save b3ta! Grinned2Death knows what Willis was talking about, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Blast, I was wrong.
I think Faith Louise Bradley might be getting a few friend requests this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Sorry, I'm a total cunt for that sort of thing
Anyone remember tonyphilmore2?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Needs more Stewie Griffin for a sexy party
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Wish faith a happy birthday would you
But actually phone or text her, whats the point of facebook birthday messages it shows you dont really care
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I will do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Grinned2Death knows what Willis was talking about, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Hah, bless
Hiii
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# sup
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Yo, blood.
Da bizzle is tight. Sup wit chu?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Work!
Im going to go destroy nuclei soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)
# A whale? In John Peel?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# *adds Faith Louise Bradley as friend*
*harasses*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# what does the 'compare people' feature entail?
is it like top trumps?

Steven Hawking Vs Linford Christie

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# i nearly choked on m' crisps then
(Seabrooke SnV)
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!

Yes yes. Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# If I see this again....
Bindun to death!

FP this now and hopefully it will stop.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHa!
I nearly choked on my lunch reading this!
XD
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# London 2012, Why so serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
#
It's all part of the plan...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# olympics: SERIOUS BUSINESS!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Serious
but with a smile
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I like what the head of the IOC was suggesting at the changeover from China to UK
"... if you want to do an Olympics well you really need a harsh and ruthless totalitarian military regime prepared to commit horrendous human rights abuses in order to put on a good fireworks display.

Short of regime change in London, I don't see the next shindig cutting the mustard."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# GET BUYING SCRATCH CARDS YOU SELFISH OAFS
our budgeting was sorely lax
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Just Slightly
Where the hell did they get the figure 2.4bn from originally? With the way the gov pays contractors they would be lucky to get a swimming pool for 2.4bn!

Even 9.3bn will make our games look shoddy next to what China gave us.

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# *mugs old lady for scratch card money*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# He even managed to look like a prat in about fifteen seconds at the Olympics.
First his mime of 'oh, I have to take the flag, do I take the flag now? No, I don't take the flag. Oh, I do, how do I hold it?', then he got tangled in it.

Please Londoners, put your post-modernist voting impulses aside and don't vote in him again next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I DIDN'T!
don't blame me
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Nor me
"Oh, but I love Boris, he'll be HILARIOUS, fnar fnar, ironic maverickness, whimper wimper" Bugger you I said, bugger you, as I cut up some of my more twattish friends insides.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# how utterly marvelous!
may I?



Click for bigger (369KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# This still makes me glee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Hey Doll, is this guy boring you? Come talk to me, I'm from a different planet.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Hahaha, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# haha
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Al woo-o



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Hahaha my primary school friend's dad used to refer to doing the weekly shopping as
"Tescalating"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Hooray!
He's always been smug...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha! Acenss.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# now
thats good :D
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# And his cat
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)
# F***kin'...
...awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# What a hero, he is....
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Wagon's roll...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# KAPLA!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
# P'Tach!
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Isnt it
Q'PLA?

/nerd blog
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# *points*
hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Spaceship!!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I don't underst&!
but have this from last night
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# PSYDUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# PSY
PSY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# also - the GOOGLE CHROME logo
is a pokeball!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Nah
It's a Simon.
(Cloudane, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Agreed
Simon
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Woo ducky!


Yours worries mine a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# :D
Noice
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Large hadrian colander???
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
#
Large Hardon colander?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# adblock at the ready
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# *shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I want a colander like that
not my shitty plastic one. Fucking plastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# silicon is all the rage now
according to tk maxx
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I went there recently
to buy shirts that fit and a pair of lovely boots.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Needs more nekkidtiem
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I don't think their staff would appreciate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I think they probably would.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# some of them can even open a door
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# You're confusing TK Maxx with Stringfellows.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# No wonder the staff didn't do 'extras'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I do that all the time
I went in for a for ski socks and ended up noshing off a Japanese Business man :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)
# They should label things correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I know
although it's partially my own fault...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Yeah.
What were you thinking? Ski socks with that jumper?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I know
and gold hot pants?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Sexytiem!
*sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Silicon spatulas are the best thing ever
100% truth
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# oo yes
I've got one

I am drawing the line at silicon loaf 'tins' though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Second to the potato ricer, it's the one thing I'll miss about the home kitchen
Silicone loaf tins would make turnin the bread out easy...
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# My plastic one is decent.
Nice strong two handled one, because I break all the others.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I want a nice metal one
that I can't melt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# metal melts
just at a higher temperature than most plastics
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I don't usually cook in a forge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# then you can't criticise
until you've tried it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# This is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# saw a film called Deathwatch last night about a killer virus which starts in Glasgow and so (FUCKING) London
decides to build a wall along the M6 to trap everyone in. Cut to 30 years later, the virus has started in pockets in London and they've noticed some Scots are still alive so they send a crack troupe of soldiers into Glasgow to find the cure. It turns out that the Glasweegies have turned into post apocalyptic mad max cannibals (one drives a car panelled with humal skin) and the Edinburgers have reverted back to a medieval feudal economy with full period dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
# That'll be like amazing porn for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# then you should watch it
it gets a bit strange towards the end - I think they hit a rich seam of second order funding on the strength of the first half (appears to be partially funded by the Department of Trade and Industry in South Africa) because out of no where a Bently Continental turns up and plays and integral part in the film.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Hahaha, wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Called Doomsday over here

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# maybe that's what it was called
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# like building a wall from carlisle to catthorpe is going to help
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# to be honest
I quite like it as an idea
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# look at a map
it would be highly ineffective for quarantining scotland, and make getting to the pub problematic for me.

the A69 would be a beter choice, but i'm being pedantic
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# but it has big guns
that shoot rabbits!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# It's buggery on the non stick pans though
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# The crackling is amazing though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Pork scratching?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Lamb tickling?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# It is actually
*scratches*
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# so you can wear it on your head to stop THEM stealing your brainwaves?
thats what i'd use it for.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# when i was working at the bowling alley me and a collegue was wearing colinders on our heads,
aprons as capes and was fighting with this big spade like things for taking pizza's out the oven.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# video?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# thank
christ you did not go for the 'large hard on' option.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# cigarette time
www.b3ta.com/board/8708909

Edit: I'm on tiny window mode so I'm replying up here- they just worried, and hopefully you owe me money. Would you like to?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I might
consider some form of financial transaction for services not normally available ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# ....washing up?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Deal.
I shall sack the dishwasher immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Hurrah!
What payment shall I receive?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Magic beans
as per all the very best transactions in history.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Beanz meanz shit all
I want CURRENCY, squire. Legal tender. Bit of sterling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I have some lint
but most of it is stuck to the half-sucked Werther's Original in my pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# That's of no use.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# That statue's head/face looks like Samuel L Jackson in 'Pulp Fiction'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# lol
Spang/click
(Cloudane, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Meeeeeoooooooowwwmmmmmm...


clicketh for biggereth
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Now that's some sticky pussy!!


Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# oh noes! Wing-kitty will fweeze up there!
top stuffage, sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Hims is eated goosie earlier
and is all coverded in teh fats.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# awww, but he still needs a pawashoot!
...ok, I can't type like that anymore; it's making... me... grey brain stuff... pain
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# there's, something on the wing,
some, THING!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Yes, Mr Shatner
It's a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# and this is the sound of a male Yak in mating season:
YAK! YAK YAK! YAAAAAAAAAAK!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# aaawww.... To the rescue!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Yays! sky kitty is safe once more.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# :D
Ace!

He must be getting cold!
*gives scarf*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
# YAY

he's awesome
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Pnyoms!!
Yay! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] The Wickle Mouse
(1.618..., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Arf!
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# hahahaha
deserves to win for the 'cheeses' line
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha!!
cheeses FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Edward Woodmouse?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha, awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# hahahaha
His expression is perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# haha
I've stood on the Wicker Man's stumps
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *jealouses*
did you nick a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# haha no
should've
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# F.N.A.
*clickity*
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Did somebody say cheeses?..
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# fecking woo and yet another excuse....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Sixth and final part of this series, folks
Which makes it a sextet, fnar fnar


Previously:
Machinery
Cheeses
Lasers
Portals
Rocketry
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# aceness
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# poor mouse. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Look down there VV
for a happier ending
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I think you need to work on your chat-up lines.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Damn
why does that never work?
*re-zips*
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# The smily face was a nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# yays!
this series has pleased me greatly
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *claps*
yet another sterling work! You talented chuff, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# im surprised he survived the fall
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# He's fairly squashed even before the hammer drops
it just isn't that clear
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# DOWN WITH ANYTHING OTHER THAN DOCUMENTARY STYLE REALISM IN ANIMATED GIFS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I reckon a mouse could survive that fall.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# My mate's hamster got out recently (his name is Dillinger)
and survived the 5 foot drop from the top of the cabinet where his house is to the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)
# A mouse's terminal velocity is actually fairly low
but then the portal trap wouldn't make sense, so shush
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Ah, but the hammer at the end would probably do the job.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# hehehehe! I think there needs to be a seventh where the mouse survives and is able to destroy the trap :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Funny you should say that...
I did make a bonus one with a happy ending, to make up for everything the poor little sod's been through:

(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
that's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# \o/
Lully!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Aww
*sniffle*
(Cloudane, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# AWWH
best one yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Two whacks for good measure ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I doubt it
but you're welcome to muck about with it if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha!!
totally aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Woo as ever.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Bravo, bravo!!
Encore, encore!!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Fuck the fucking Daily Mail. In the eye. With a spoon.


Form an orderly line here, please.

Cheers all.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# no thanks
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# then you'll want the other line for the camps, then
which uniform did you want to wear? guard or inmate?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
# thats right...
if you dont point out to everyone that the daily mail is a crap newspaper we will all end up in concentration camps.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# it's a joke relating to a certain movie
RTFA and calm down
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Better.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Well look who it is.
People worried about you.

Yan- for what it's worth I'd like to say 'cheer the fuck up, grumpyflaps.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# People worried about me?
do I owe them money?

I have been travelling.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# ssssh im trying to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I love the way your profile states that "B3ta is full of self important cunts"
And then you proceed to run around being.....I guess the irony will be lost on you.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# MY NAZI RACCOON PRISON HELL by Julie Moult
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Ahahahaha
bless their cottons, racist octogenarians shouldn't try to beat us in a jolly game of Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I like the daily mail, far softer on the buttocks than the women's weekly
I'm bored and why aren't people talking to me?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# hahahah! I really hope this gets so out of hand,
so that journalists in future are forced to stop making up shit for fear of TEH INTERNET! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
I sent them a comment too, but mine did call them twats so I didn't expect it to be published really..
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# what's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Manic has declared war on the Maily Dale
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I was unlucky enough to be in his prospective constituency during the last elections
where he was promoting himself around here in North Norfolk, and I managed to get to a local meeting where he was speaking.
He reminded me a little of Private Walker from Dad's Army in the way he came across
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Google image search is a bit pants isn't it?
I mean when you search for "julie moult" all you seem to be getting at the moment are random images by people who happen to have "julie moult" in their b3ta sigs.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *hides behind the architecht*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# it's early days
Give it another week or so. The Images database works in a different way and at a different pace to the main (text) database.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# yeah but try doing a video search for Julie Moult
*grin*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I take it there's only yours? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I still have a screenshot of the entire 'anne diamond/video game shocker' article
before they took it down. You remember, the one with her half photoshopped, like this...

/taken directly from the online article and not shopped, except for the title
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# hahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I sent in comments for that
which never got published on the site.

I even offered my services for half what their current 'computer boffin' earned
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# While I have absolutely no internet-influence to contribute,
best of luck with that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# It's not just the press though
Have you seen Panorama lately?

The Beeb and ITV news are obsessed with scare-mongering stories about everything from cvomputers, the economy to travel.

If there's a computer/internet angle to a seemingly pointless story they run it.

A year or two ago, Panorama ran a show about online gambling, but at no point did they say that gambling was gambling whether you did it online or ina betting shop. Somehow the fact that it was 'online' made it a different/worse proposition.

I wrote to BBC Newswatch about it and got completely ignored.

You should go to the PCC ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# we can't win though
if we keep our kids off the streets in fear of them getting knifed, they'll stay at home and become paedos, because that's what the internet does to people
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# The ITV evening news is (as a b3tan better than me described it) The Fear news
it's a travesty of broadcasting
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# The BBC is far from perfect
but it's streets ahead of The Sun, The Daily Mail, FOX News, etc. for little things like facts and balance

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)
# tasty meats

'noon :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# more tasty meats
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# .



*EDIT* OH SHIT

25000 POSTS!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# would, wouldn't, wouldn't, edit: FUCK NO!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# no nudity?
nawty freebs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Never heard of you .
Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)
# It's freebs, Captain Friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I knoooow!
I was being funny.
Anyone who has posted 25k should be pretty well known, by everyone!

Congrats and woo freebs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Go on, show us your naughty bits!

congrats sah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
#
WATCH OUT! He's gonna BITE YOUR HEAD!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Congrats freeblybeebly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha, THE HOWARD HEAD COMMANDS YOU!
25000? Grats, but needs more nekkidness! actually. I'm eating my lunch, so no it doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# congrats fella!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# yay you!
why the name change?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Following Happy Toast's animation :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# NO NO NO!

EDIT:Why does opera still work, when other browsers can't find my connection which is obviously lost?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# magic
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# It certainly is.

Unless it's just reloading this thread, and I am 4 threads behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# you need
GOOGLE CHROME!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# does anyone
need another browswer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# YES
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

no.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)
# yes
for when you want to look at The Sun website and the Daily Mail website at the SAME TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
# have you seen it?
EDIT FUCKING INCONSIDERATE GOOGLE GOBBIESWALLOWERS!! FOR WINDOWS.

IT'S OBVIOUSLY A PIECE OF HALF EATEN TURD.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I'm using it right now....
does that turn you on?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
# What's it wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# not very much
it's pretty stripped down... also - it send 'usage statistics' to google.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)
# corrr
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I know - filthy slut
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)
# NO I DESPISE GOOGLE CHROME
YOU HAVE RUINED MY ALREADY SHITTY EVENING.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)
# :D
okay then - I'm actually using firefox -- I downloaded Chrome but decided firefox was a lot better
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Ha. I did that.
I was gonna try opera,found out about chrome, tried chrome,didn't like it, downloaded opera found out it is ace!
Firefox for genral browsing.
Opera for b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
# What does it do better for b3ta?
Also, what job do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
# It's scrolls faster and smoother
FF was a bit jerky.

I am a lowly Catering asssistant/Porter.
Even cleaners look down on us!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Hmm. I may have to check it out
Just because I'm a nosey bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I can't use Opera for b3ta,
because I use the accesskeys to get around the boards and Opera's key combo is silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# And now every time you press Pg Up or Pg Dn
You'll think of Micro$oft... bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I just use IE
because it's just a good browser and it's good.

Also - today Outlook decided that my keyboard should be in an American layout, so now I don't have @ or £ or " in my emails... that's good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Ah, I might know this one.
Have a look in Language settings in Control Panel- there's a stupidly easy key-combo to switch keyboard layouts.
It used to make Photoshop hell for me on a regular basis.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# That isn't about what you think it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# opera is the browser on the poor excuse for a doorstep right?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# PEOPLE LYING TO ME DOES NOT MAKE IT BETTER
BOO HOO HOO

I suppose I'd better stop with caps, before gronkpan complains I am infringing his copyright.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# if you weren't such a misterable cunt I'd feel less predisposed towards lying to you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I'm not that bad am I?
I prefer the terms grumpy, temperamental and depressing. I'm not miserable at the moment however. I'm bloody pissed off mind...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Quite.
It suffers from lolsafari a bit though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)
# ha
I'm still trying to make *any* sense of the single comment
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# CarpetBombing?
I thought that was slang for walking down the hall while you fart?

nevermind, that's CropDusting
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# voodoo magic
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# singing voodoo magic
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I had to reset the router.
But worked for a while!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)
# yay!
And does your sig mean you have monies now?
Can I have some?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I got some pay arrears last week....
Two and half grand!!!
It's all accounted for,apart from the new telly, the wife's new laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
# bloody hell!!
thats quite some arrears!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# who's got big ears?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# YOU!
bwahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Yep.
NHS FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)
# How did they fuck up that badly?
And when do I get mine?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Aparently it was
190 alternating shift payments.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Handy
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Wiped out my overdraft.
With some spare for goodies, (see above)
and bills paid too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I'm quite looking forward to this tax rebate we're meant to be getting over the next few months.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Really?
I have some overtime arrear at some point too.
We used to get paid 10p an hour more,but now we get time and half. All those 10ps will turn into hour and halves and back dated two years...KERCHING ..again
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Nice.
It's because of the 10p tax thing, I think anyone earning under about 30k ends up getting an extra £120 or so
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# never thought i'd see those letters together!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Hehe!
me neither
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)
# it must be a typo for NHS WTF
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha!.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# singing magic voodoo magic science penta peptides lipid face?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# because you touch yourself too much?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)
# HAHAHAH!!!
awesome.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Hahaha
completely and utterly wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)
# but in a sexy way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Oh dear god
...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I thought...
he had a boner, now we know why!
(Virulent, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Beware the Howard Collider!


/Not worth it's own thread.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I think it's safe to say this isn't either.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Noobmaster!!!111!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# oh good lord no.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Well, that experiment went well!
(Virulent, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Large Hardon Colander?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Don't mind if I do
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
# not gunna happen
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)
# True
*Hides spanner*
*Whistless innocently*
(Virulent, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Fingers crossed, eh.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Did it blow up?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# If it does, don't worry,
we won't feel a thing.
:)
(Virulent, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# peeeeeeeegs - mornin all.
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm crackeling
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# lol!

pearoast...
(Andaba Is Team GB Olympic Colouring Competitor, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Giant pigs!!!!
This can only mean giant bacon sarnies!!!!

Come on guys! Run to the abbatoir!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I'll fire up the enormous bread oven.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I think I may have decided not to eat pork products often anymore
Which is an odd one for me, I'm a big believer in humans being meat eaters by nature
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Why so?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Because I've thought for a long time that you should be willing to take responsibility for your food
My mum keeps chickens and sheep, I've seen both grow, even helped birth some, and eaten those exact same ones. I've snapped the neck of a chicken, I've driven lambs to the slaughter house (not done it myself, that would be cruel, it takes skill), it isn't pleasant but at least I know they have had a good life.

I saw some pigs a few days ago and it's the first time I've ever actually seen and touched them, and really made the connection for how smart they're supposed to be. Something feels really wrong there, I'm not sure I could raise one and then get it slaughtered for food. And if I couldn't do that then I don't feel like I deserve to eat pork.

I'm still mulling it over, but it's not easily resolved as yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# just become a Muslim
then the decision is made for you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Um...no
No thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)
# you get to wear a nice dress
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)
# pfffttt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Hurray for not having to think
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Fair enough, sounds like good reasoning.
I'm not sure if I could cut back entirely on bacon though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# No, I have never eaten much pork
But that's just because it's not something I think to buy, I eat plenty of bacon though. It's delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I don't eat much of it either.
Unless I'm in the mood for a fry up, or some pork belly.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Pig fat
is the corner stone of pub snack though!
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# The fat is the best bit about pork.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
# There's a line though
me and the missus went for the hog roast at Glasto this year and were presented with a roll full of half warm fat and no meat. Neither of us could eat it.

I did find Pie Minister ten minutes later though, so all was well.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Top of the food chain.
Meat is for eating.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
# We like to think so :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oESTTumuJng
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I was vegetarian once
for about 4 days


I couldn't handle not being able to eat Wine Gums
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I spent a while not eating pork much as a child.
Because I had a cuddly toy pig.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# well i'm not stopping mum!
MORE BACON!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Hahah, wouldn't expect you to son
Don't fret
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# police marathon?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# The infinite complexities of a cows self image..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Can it be milked?
Eww... fishcream! (prize to the person who gets the obscure reference... maybe)
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Another paint.net image bud???
Good work if so.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Indeed, thanks
edit: boobs
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:30, archived)
# please apostrophise this statement
/confused blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# see above edit..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# MOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Moorilla??
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Cow Kong
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# MOOOOOOOOOOOBS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)

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