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Explain how this all seemed like a good plan...

Click for biggegereer.

This is me condensing a series of big speeches. *squish*

Click here to vote for this comic, or I'll come and play bagpipes outside your window at 2:47a.m.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

hahah. and please, bagpipe me. I live in New South Wales.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)

If you get me there,

I'd consider learning to play the bagpipes would be worth it in exchange.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)

Real men don't play bagpipes

they take it seriously

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeehooooooooooong

Pardon?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)

never mind

I went and clicked anyway

you proper webcomic you :p

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)

Ha ha...

Never watch telly in the day! Now do John Stalker's blinds.

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

haha!

ace!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)

I hate those ads

No coherent reason, they just really annoy me.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNJ70au-V-w&feature=related

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)

Ha ha..

"I was baking a cake"

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

Hahah!

sooper

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)

FAKE!

No Elgar!

Woo!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)

arf!!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)

hahahahaha!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)

hahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)

hahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

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Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)

blog and archive

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

Ha ha..

Very good.

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

2 or 3 more days 'til your 6th birthday :-)

happy b3tabday in advance...

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)

Cor - Well spotted!

I'll prepare something suitable.

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)

Ha,

ooh you witty bugger.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)

Topical! I like.

Woo-worthy.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)

Haha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)

Well you came and you gave without taking

but I sent you away, oh Mandy
well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
I need you today, oh Mandy

Ace!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

crikey! get this man a pool boy! and be quick about it!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)

very good sir

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

most kind

I really like your learner chick pilot btw...
www.b3ta.com/board/8805817

deserves a thread of its own...

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)

bless ya heart

as i'd already posted a few min's prior, i didn't want to flood the board :)

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

Hehehe

Superb!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)

Very, very good indeed, sir

have a *click*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)

hahaha

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DogHorse plop, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:39, archived)

One of your better ones

and w.d the f.p.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)

top notcher

peak performance

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)

Arf!

'noon all!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)

i've worked in a physics lab and can confirm this is true.

*click*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)

ha ha ha

clip art ftw

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)

arf!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)

Cunt him in the fuck Barry!!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

Oh man.

I couldn't remember much about gluons so I looked on Wikipedia to brush up. Now my brain is somewhere in my shoes.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

I never had a clue about it D:

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

Well of course everyone knows...

The gluon is a vector boson; like the photon, it has a spin of 1. While massive spin-1 particles have three polarization states, massless gauge bosons like the gluon have only two polarization states because gauge invariance requires the polarization to be transverse.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)

well, duh.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)

gauge boson, that carries the strong colour charge.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)

Morpha Lisa

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Ninj, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)

I'm always slightly dissapointed by monas bewbage.

nice morph.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)

porn had a different

aesthetic back then... bigger areola, softer bodies, no plastic surgery or gyms...

I'm not saying whether it's right or wrong, just different

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)

plastic you say

i'll shoehorn this in here as it's not worthy.

also, nicely ninj

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

Cherubic ftw

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

Kubrick ftmfw

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)

i like softer bodies etc, i just perfer slightly larger knockers.

not that it really matters

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)

don't give up

keep on reaching for the rainbow!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)

I've not gone gay....yet.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)

*lols*

you're on fire today, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)

this is woosome

... also my auto completes worry me.

:S

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)

i cleared my history today. i wasn't happy with my google ac.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)

if only my real life past indiscretions

were as easy to clear as my firefox private data...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)

A b3tan borrowed my laptop at the weekend

looking up a youtube video, he was momentarily embarrassed by my addressbar ac, it did make me giggle when I spotted it

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

I was bored so I tinkered veeery slightly

Hope you don't mind....
Have a woo!
:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)

her parting's on a different side?

you've blown her nose?
she's 10% more whimsical?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)

I waxed her bikini line!

Looks awesome now.

:P

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XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)

It's quite hard to tell without comparing the two together...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)

Argggghhhhhhhh!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:41, archived)

TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO!

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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)

Woo!

Mornin ninj, ready for a new week?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)

Hart in Morph's safe hands.....

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

good lord!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)

Where?....

I forgot to put him in!....

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)

JUMPING JEHOSIFAT!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

blimey!

edit: how rude of me, very WOOsome!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)

nice one

is there a click for bigger/more detail.

*click

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)

Hah hah...

I got a little carried away?...thankyou...

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)

i have a nasty habit of doing that too.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

:)....

I have a bigger one on my desk top...

(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)

10/10 for originality, skill and topical-ness

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

silly augsav.

pig is not pitbull

EDIT sorry - very rude - excellent shoppery

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

Is this more to your liking then?

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

I love pitbulls, they always look so happy.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)

because they can chew on

their own balls

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)

needs more lipstick!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)

nice shop. probably still would.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

I would now, but wouldn't before.

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ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

....I could really go for a bacon sammich right now.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

i had a bacon and egg sarnie yesterday, or the day before I can't remember.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

bacon and egg belongs in soup form

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

how can you have bacon and egg soup?

what did you do? spill beer upon your fry up?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

no. i made soup.

it had bacon and egg in it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

can you swear, gulp after every sentence or say 'pukka'?

if so there is a career in TV for you!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

i can swear and gulp

but if i ever said the p-word, i'd have to decapitate myself.
also, my tongue is of average thickness.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

it's an italian insult. "Everya time-a i pukka yo mumma, she-a make-a me spaghetti!!"

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

heheh

i'd love to see some italian bloke tell jamie oliver he'd been pukking his mother.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)

just to see jamie cry and threaten to tell on him?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

yes.

either that or kill him with a cleaver, then get sent to prison for murder and spend the next 20 years being brutally arse raped by a large sheffield man named george.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)

you can call me george if it helps

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)

do you wish to brutally arse rape jamie oliver?

if so, i shall be happy to call you george.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)

oh i thought it was you who wanted the brutal arse raping.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)

very few people

want brutal arse rape...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

oh, i'll have to remember that.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

please do.

i don't want to have to get another restraining order

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)

*shakes angry fist*

...saturday morning I had a fried egg and several rashers of bacon in a toast sandwich.... MMMMMMMMMMMM......

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

did you have to make it yourself? mum made mine.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

Made it myself, and so enjoyed it all the more :D

talking of people cooking for others:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/7654606.stm

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

what a champ! :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

they were taken to hospital??

surely a cup of tea and a sofa would have sufficed?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)

and a trip down to the local petrol station 24hour shop for snacks

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)

Hahaha

Her little smile is making me laugh :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

Needs more lipstick.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

...

~~lipstick~~ hammers

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

of the flaming variety?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

Flaming and pissing anthrax everywhere.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/lipstick-pig-row-hits-obama-925592.html

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

yeah I saw that

this still needs hammers

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

She's a creationist

Anti-gay, anti-abortion, and running for a leading position in a cabinet controlling the world's largest nuclear arsenal.

Sounds like heaven - Bill Hicks, anyone?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

Tell me when lord...

Like I said NEEDS HAMMERS!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

that's actually quite cute

i would have one as a pet.

before i slaughtered and ate it, obviously.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

You'll find most places won't let you have one

it's a min of two or nought!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

actually, i knew that.

damn you, hugh fearnley-whittingstall! you've made me learn!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

I still thing that the River Cottage Spring series was the best

They could have done a show purely on the Branble Farm guys!:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

i was amazed

that none of their livestock was stolen. if i thought i could get away with it, i'd have chickens in my garden.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

Me too!

What size garden do you have? Even a small one would house one.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

it's a big garden

but it's communal.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)

Sorry

Shopped images only!

EDIT: Nice front testicle!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

id still do her

cough

(trent666, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

hahaha!!!

excellent!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

Argh Fuck, turn it into bacon QUICK!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

hehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

Topical.

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

hahaha

he used to make decent music

nice one

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

Best

Elton
EVARRRR!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

This one is better

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

Lies.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM-CHfh6j5g

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ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

i'm rubbish when it comes to music.....

and most other things....
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

We love you regardless.

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ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

*hugs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

There's a diversion sign pointing to a diversion ends sign

on a road near me.
We were confused.

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ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

Killer Whale

I liked this picture so much I drew a picture of it.
Thanks to Paper 'n Pencil

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

stop hogging all the talent!

i'm running out of words to describe these!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

its a unique style!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

it is indeed.

the karate kid meets free willy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

thesaurus.reference.com/browse/awesome

...which bizarrely includes 'hairy' among synonyms.

Well, Mr. Walrus Man, I can safely say that this is one of the hairiest images I have seen today!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

YES!! ACCORDING TO A THESAURAUS I AM AWESOME

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

You have quite a bit in common with my ass, then.

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ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

im not ginger.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

Another thing you have in common with my ass.

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ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

if it's gone brown why don't you wash it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

I had a shower just this morning, silly.

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ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

pics or it didn't happen

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

If you want to see me naked, you'll have to wait for my next milestone.

1665 posts and counting.

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ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

about friday, then?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

Haaaaaaaa.

I don't post nearly as much as I used to.

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ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

hmmm

it would seem that parts of me are now slightly less awesome than they were on saturday morning.
i knew i shouldn't have shaved.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

which bits?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

that would be telling

*itches*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

i haven't shaved anything for four years.

*finger combs*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

if i hadn't shaved anything for years

i would never need to wear trousers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

Re: Your sig

This is relevant to my interests.
Please explain.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

i made a new soup with bacons in it

then cracked an egg in whilst it was still very hot and let the egg poach in the soup. very tasty.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

Recipe plz.

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ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

oh, alright.

you will need:

2-3 slices of streaky bacon
1 small onion(optional)
1 sliced carrot
1 cup swiss vegetable bouillon
1 egg
knob of butter
pepper to taste

slice bacon into lardons. dice onion, if using. melt butter into a saucepan, add bacon, onions and carrots. stir well and cook until bacon is cooked, but not brown. add bouillon and bring to the boil. take pan off the heat. as soon as the soup has stopped bubbling, VERY GENTLY crack an egg into the middle of the soup. put the lid on the pan immediately. leave for 5 minutes, then serve.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

Cheers!

*emails to dad*

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ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

serve with crusty bread for added nyom factor.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)

That's the plan! :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

take that shamoo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

Whale Kicker!

top stuff as always, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

nice work

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

Hell yeah!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

tomato sauce shall triumph!

not only does it taste better, but it can also spell light correctly.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

yes, but

daddy's sauce would give them both a bloody good hiding because it's the daddy

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techierob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

daddy's is always my sauce of choice

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

No.

It's more of a grandfather-type figure now.

While it has the experience, it no longer has the agility and skill.

And is also Northern working-class scum.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

*takes off flat cap*

what was that, you southern ponce?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

*vomits*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

eeeeeeeeewwwwwww

blood, guts, torn-off limbs, yes.
pus, no.
love the can colours, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

*hurls black puddings*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

*represses*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

HP FTW!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

Tomato sauce wins.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

garlic sauce ftw

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

^this

on chips.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

HP spicy woodsmoke BBQ sauce could take them both.

Ed: *filenames* Holy fuck...

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

The spangage rating of this post is beyond....

...and the ketchup would win.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

glad someone got it

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

The best way to win, is not to play at all....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

just as messy with salad cream

especially in a hotel restaurant :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

ha ha ha

Timing and location are EVERYTHING.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

Condiments, you say? Let me take you on a journey...

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

blimey, that is epic and very woo!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

This is absolutely brilliant.

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ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

I love this so hard

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

ace!

Calamari on t'northern line - by eck! bloody southern puffters!

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

this is genius.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)

Brilliant

though risotto made with hot water, sugar and mayonnaise sounds a bit rummy.

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fuscous, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)

Genius! Good work!

(Mowgarr, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)

Spiffing!

The awesomeness of this didn't truly hit me until I realised I had spent 5 minutes following all the lines.

Now I'm hungry.

(The Lump is malignant, unlike those pansy benign tumours, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)

Just a couple of points...

1. Beans on toast with sugar? :-/

2. There does not appear to be a battered sausage / brown sauce interchange. Tut tut.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)

nice

have an unrelated image that isn't worth its own thread

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

I'm on a budget so I'm using clingfilm instead of tinfoil these days...

Click for bigger (217KB)

readable text for the sources: www.b3ta.com/links/220317

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

tl;dr

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

so many words...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

bloody hell!

it's too early in the day for so many words, i've only been up for an hour!
*yawns*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

love it

but can't be bothered to read it, sorry

nicely done though

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

Just in case you missed it, you'll be wanting to click this

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262291
right up your alley.

nice artwork on this, btw

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

Heh "potatoshop"

in other news:

www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml

YIPPIE!!! :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

YES!

this is good news forecasting - I like it!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

The fact that you can illustrate (and I do like this syle)

means you should really flesh this out and publish it in some (Hardcopy) fashion. I am not being snide when I say, people would have more time for it this way than just posted on another site on the web.

A Woo is bestowed upon you.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

cheers fella

I am, but on a different subject - 'childhood vaccines' - doing the research part at the mo

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

*whistles flight of the valkeries

mk1

Click for bigger (117KB)

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

I cfb'd and saw your massive chopper

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

what a lovely tune!

woo!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

Very lovely!

would be even better with a dash of animation :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

animate?

me?
i can't :(

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

I know - me neither.

Well I can do rubbish stuff, but it wouldn't do this justice. I was hoping that by posting this some kindly soul (usually barbarossa) would take the thumbbnail version and work a little wizardry on it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

badum-tish

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

eyethankewe

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

smashing

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

thank you. I drew inspiration from a flushing toilet.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

It's spinning the wrong way!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

no bridge, or shark, and far to many choppers.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

obviously fake

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

yep. note also the opposing light sources

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

Fake!!

I have my own shark, so that doesn't worry me .... but the bridge.... I need a bridge!!

WOo!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

Ill give you a bridge.

god im bored.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

i shall un-bored you

with surprise sex.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

mathematicalhardon@gmail if you have a cam.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

i did have

but it broke. it couldn't handle my unadulterated sexiness.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

there aren't many who can handle me

i am far too sexy for my own good.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

I love the smell of vector in the morning

www.egh-net.de/Wagner_-_Ride_of_the_Valkyries.mp3

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

the big helicopter has two little ones sharing its rotor

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

you can't see them

thats why

*nudge nudge wink wink*

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

Great stuff :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

hihihi

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

HA HA HA

lovely work, for a cat

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

mieow roww roww miaow

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

Charlie says

'Give us your money you slag or I'll bloody well cut you!'

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JuVHCJVYf4

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

oh god nooooooooooooo

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

hehehe

too late - it's in your head, now

:D

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

...and don't expect any help

on a Tuesday.

(

Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

all magazines are pointless piffle

with the possible exception of Chap

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

and Country life

... and DeAgostini's build your own house magazine, each week you'll be sent a brick and a little bit of mortar... free binder with issue 1

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

and

Razzle.

(

Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

yeah

that too

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

what comes with i love horses?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

personal lubricant

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

what's that for?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

lowering your self respect

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

is it possible?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

so you don't spook the horse.

too much.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

indeed

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

even i don't expect this.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

*spang*

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

ooooh, a spanging is in order :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

Love it!!

:D

Edit: But I hate tench!!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

Hahahahah

Assault and Battery and disturbing the Tench?

(

ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

pft

very good :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

I have a Bream!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

I don't

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

Hahaha

*spang*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

I spose I'll reply . . .

just for the halibut
even though you all clearly hate me! *cries*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

how do you figure (Skate)

that one out?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

He's got a Cod complex

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

he's a total pollock!

(

mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

he's not speaking to us

until he's got his sex dolphin ished

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

you did that on porpoise

(

techierob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

oh good god lol

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

Is this in Richmond?

I had loads of pics of people who arrived there to see thier cars floating away once!
It was ace!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

Gaaah!

She has a sea anemone for genitalia!!!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

Love that username!!!

(notriverghostalthonest, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

Clive!

Nice to see you posting mate

long time no see?

How' you been?

Tell me about the Scampi?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

I got the ointment thanks.

It's all cleared up.

(notriverghostalthonest, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

Will change in five minutes anyway.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

oh for cod's sake

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

pfft

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

bugger

very good

nice one

:D

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

bugger ye not.

I'm delighted that you too are capable of utterly unforgivable punnage.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

I like how you did yours

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

heavily influenced/plagiarised from early Whitehouse and Enfield.

but thanks :)

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

No idea why I did this...

(

hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

Hahaha

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

this makes me laugh hard

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

cos its funny innit?

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

*trips over very first sign*

*sues*

also *clicks*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

ha ha ha

I find it hard to believe

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

brilliant

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

I am amused!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

probably happen soon

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

hahahahah!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

Russian

Signs now!?

Bloody immigrants.

*contacts Daily Mail*

(

Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

Well, I think it's rather top!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

Marvelous!

:D

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

Hahahahah

(

ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

Click for bigger

(

ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)

hahahahahahahaha!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

I find it hard to believe.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

i find it hard to relieve

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

I have it hard to relive.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

why did you change your logo?

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

Because

your gay

(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

nice

reflections and everything!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

Hahaha!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

This is the best thing ever

I see it making the front cover of "Best Things Ever", a monthly publication of really rather good things

(

Sheep!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)

hahahahaha

soup herb

(

Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)

yet no warning against the easily elusive wet floor sign sign sign sign sign sign sign

brilliant btw :D

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)

Hockey Mong

(tongoo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

is 4chan broke again?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

barb! :D

how are you chap?

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

am alright!

You?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

great

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

in b4 raep

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

bananas?

au.youtube.com/watch?v=J03R_62la4g

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

YES!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

au.youtube.com/watch?v=c8t_r46VJGg&feature=related
omfg:
au.youtube.com/watch?v=i2kzjxq0uuQ&NR=1

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

ENOUGH ALREADY!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

nanas!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

indeed

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

lol toap

why?

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

cor, that's ace

Imagine if it had tits though...

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

surely that would be freakish, with no sexual potential at all

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

*takes hands out pants*

...whut?

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

0_0

;)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

pffft

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

anyway..

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

yours?

/image and kid

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

Elevader says "no".

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

How does it...

oh never mind...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

lol

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

wanker!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

sorry, no hummus.. :(

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

how odd

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

4 and 3/8

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

That's a bit odd

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

im interested :D

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

Odd?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

Odd!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

Odd in hebrew is "more".

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

Odd odd odd

how do you like it, how do you like it?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

bizarre, strange, odd, weird, yet good!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

So, the Pope goes into this hotel . . .

the Pope goes into this hotel . . . tee hee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)

hahaha

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)

Hahaha

aaaaw what ever happened to equal opportunities?!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwww groan

you silly suasage.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)

Needs more Room 237

And you ain't got no business goin there anyhow.
EDIT: is this the latest B3ta wand baggon?

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46827/1223233685/pornchannel.jpg

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)

Nah!

The Dali Lama nabber room 237 . . .
hehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

oh dear.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)

ahahahah!!

*click*

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

ha ha ha

very good

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

no it's not

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)

you're right

- but he gets all upset and whiny if you don't click 'I like this' and I never get any peace...

:D

unsuccessful DTH baiting techniques 101

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

Give Peace a Chance

let it play Monopoly

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

I was playing Monopoly the other day

and the banker got nationalised... and other bitingly satirical stuff like that.

God I hope Gordon Brown's reading this, he'll cry his pretty little eyes out.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)

*sob*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)

; )

(

WOLF .™, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

Good grief!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

not even started it yet

plus the client has

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)

give me a shout if you need

a hand

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

Hahahha

I've already seen this joke this morning on b3ta... eh?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

Pah...

I preferred the one you just ripped off.

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

bin dun

www.b3ta.com/board/8806195

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

Oh bollocks!

I made this Sunday morning too! GAH!
FUCKIT!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

yeah yeah

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

This joke must be doing the rounds.

Edit: As above.

Marvellous execution mind! :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

hahaha, dear, oh dear.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)

Delightful

'ning

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techierob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

Hahahaha

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

I find it hard to believe that everyone going Hahahahaha marvelous replying to this hasnt seen the popular page

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)

I find it hard to believe that you find that hard to believe

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

I dont believe you do

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

I don't find that hard to believe at all

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

I'm finding it quite hard to believe that...

*gives up*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8807465

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

Quite so.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

B3TA BINDUN SHOCKER!

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVAR SOMEONE HAS POSTED SOMETHING SIMILAR TO SOMETHING THAT SOMEONE ELSE POSTED EARLIER!

*GASP!!*
twat!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

Dont get me wrong theres no shame in a bindun

I just cant believe so many people havnt scrolled down to page 3 of the popular page.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

well, clearly they haven't

clearly they haven'tINCLUDING ME!
grrr!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

Nicely put, sir.

I hardly ever look at the popular page. Am I some kind of heretic for acting in such a scandalous fashion?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

It's b3ta's joke of the day!

Also - did a DTH tribute pun last Friday!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

Huzzah!

Woo!

special thanks to all the miserable cunts who think that just because they've heard a joke before means that they can be MISERABLE FUCKERS!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

this a bindun

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)

... there are no seams

Click for bigger (102KB)

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WOLF .™, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)

needs more bloodied splat.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)

What doesn't?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)

the soap

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

What is this soap of which you type?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

Jamaica

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WormuIus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

Terrible!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)

Impervious Lather

all the hip kids are eating it

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

a ladies undergarments.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

*avoids revoltingly low paedophilia joke*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

since when did we have standards here?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)

We don't.

I'm just an honest, god-fearing Christian trying to do my best by humanity in these dark times.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

don't

it only encourages them - humanity I mean - if you aren't harder with them they'll never learn.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)

I'm always hard.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

is that to lower your blood pressure?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)

It's to lower my standards.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

Your mum's pants

EDIT: dag nabbit!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

sorry. ladybits are never far from my mind. even if they're miles off from my willy.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

pffft

you said miles

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

kilometres, parsecs, some large unit of length.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)

steady on now!

*runs off to the ladies' room*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)

ah for fucks sake barney bobs why do you keep changing your name? it's hard to keep up.

and im not allowed in the girls dunny. I have a restraining order.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)

wuh?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

I just stole your name for a bit too! haHA!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

I thought it felt warm and used

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)

and wet?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

hopefully in a nice way...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

The inside of your motorcycle helmet visor.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

diplodocus cervix

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

gary glitters cock

too far?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

haha

I see he's not allowed to leave the country now

we didn't want him back and now we won't let the fucker leave

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)

and the Daily mail explodes as a result

hooray!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)

if there's blood on it, probably.

soz

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

Richard Hammond's brake pedal.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)

LOL!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

Wrong!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)

You know, when I is bored

I find myself deliberately trying to find cliffs to fall off just for the buzz.
Cliff Richards now has an injuction out against me....

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

Look out! Cliff!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)

...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)

lolz

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)

Pfffft!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

haha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)

We play using the pre-1956 non league rules...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)

best kind of rules!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)

Oy!

What are you doing in work?!

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Hello!

Thank you for making my weekend all sparkly.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)

Hahah, you are VERY welcome

There is a truly excellent photo of you (with the prof wandering off to one side) in the Flickr pool now, your smile is just beaming!

(

Where's the flickr pool?

*wants to jump in*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)

it's behind the Municipal Baths

watch out though, it's a bit cold!

Morning Barbie

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

yeah

also - I'm going to organise my own bash... with black jack... and strippers...

:(

also - ningles everyone :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)

how many decks?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)

TWO TURNTABLES AND A MICROPHONE

*vocorders*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

Mornin' Ivor!

I got chucked out for heavy petting.. whooops!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

um...

wear inflatable armbands, 'k?

www.flickr.com/groups/b3tabashes/

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Hooray!

This is cheering me up, whilst I snort lots of snot up my nose from Hex's cold.

They should keep him in a bubble. A fucking bubble.

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WormuIus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)

Nings fella

sorry our discussion on the relative merits of Ian Holloway got cut short...
I don't remember what happened

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

are we allowed to pick through that lot for sauce?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)

Nope.

Not without permission from those involved.

Edit: Sorry, that was said in a smiley way - bottom line: better to ask....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)

im not about to im trolling to irritate.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)

But you're right

It's time bash-ers took the moral high ground in terms of photoshopping people who've innocently made their pics available to the t'interwebs

and ning!, obviously

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)

ah crap. try to be a smartarse and i'm gunna get a serious discussion.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

an object lesson, right there...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

damnation im going to draw a nob on your head as soon as i find a photo of you!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)

*gives stern look*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

hey, someone shopped a kangaroo giving me a handjob.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)

Oh, that's bad form.

*disapproves*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

Oi!

*pokes*
That's enough of that there irony, young fellah-me-lad.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

Thankyou!

It's nice to put faces to voices...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

I like

this photo of the Prof saying "So I hold it like this? Where does the noise come out?"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)

The Prof

RAWKED!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

As always

The lead singer's new girlfriend was being so bitchy every time I spoke to her that I just stopped trying to.

She was going on about us like we were some little newly discovered civilisation and she said "I just want to step into their world for a bit, just to see what it's like, it's so interesting...they'd never let me though, I wouldn't fit in"
I told her that we were all human beings, some of us were just more open to letting go and having fun than others, it doesn't all have to be about what others think.

But what did it was when she kept going on about how hopefully the band "would get better I'm sure"

Well...yeah? They're a reasonably new band, only the guitarist has ever gigged properly before they were formed and they were playing some songs they'd not had much time to rehearse. There were a few mistakes but really...was anyone so bothered?

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Good grief...

What a silly mare. I thought the irony was the the more cliquey of the two groups present was, as you say, the table near the stage...

Who'd have thought it, eh?

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I predicted it all with alarming accuracy

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

Well, yeah....!

*is not surprised at all* After all it's you!

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)

no= not yet

not even thought about starting

plus he's not Oked the quote

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)

is so it is, it's yerself so it is

/Irish

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)

Yes, I like the expression on that one too

Nice caption

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They so rocked...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)

Alreet, guv?

*manhugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)

mmm...manhugs

I'm grand fella.

It was so lovely and fluffy to see you again.

I still hurt this morning though, which is surely not right

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

You're getting old :p

Also- was brilliumpt to see you, I don't feel like we got to chat that much but right from your amazing disappearing act at the train station I was all gleeing that you'd made it

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awwww.... thankees

I thought we chatted more than usual!

I had a cracking one. You and Prof did us all proud once again

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)

Glad you enjoyed it

But it's the company that made it, it was an amazing atmoshere, it's become my favourite bash memory :D

(

Weirdly, I seem to have shaken the last of my 'flu!

Result!
But, I've probably given it to all of you guys.

Ooops :S

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)

heh

if I hadn't been such an absent-minded dimwit I'd have been there :(

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

I'll put you on the list to gaz with reminders next year then? ;)

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For shame!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)

It took him ages with a felt tip

to perfect those tatts!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)

I have to freshen them up before he goes out each day

I get so tired when I'm woken up after night shifts :(

(

speaking off tats

did anyone else find it an absolute bastard trying to get their cock off?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

I'm so glad I've seen the bash flikr images

Or that'd sound like a whole new bash event!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)

I still had mine

after breakfast and dropping everyone off at the station...it was peeling at the edges but essentially still going strong!

I managed to peel it off in two bits but it stang!

(

Ha, that is a big grin.

I was just so happy to have arrived.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)

You're so gorgeous

and you have this really natural grace about you.

I really hope you manage to do something with it, I know you'd do well with modelling or burlesque and I suspect you'd really enjoy it :)

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Awww, thank you.

*Blushes*

I'm too little for modelling, but I must admit, the burlesque does intrigue me a bit.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

Allo, meester!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)

hello Compression man

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)

jpg

....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)

No compression here, guv

:)

Edit: Did you get that logo sorted?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)

a new job?

are you part of the Cabinet reshuffle?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)

he's the new Minister For Lemonade Consumption

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)

haha

finally a minister who has the necessary experience for their position

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

it's Shinty!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)

I thought it was quite good actually!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)

nooooooo I like cricket

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)

now if that ball was a baby, I'd be in heaven right now :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)

Pucking hell!

sorry

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

icy what you did there

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)

That wasnt cold for

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)

that's how you make porridge!

yay!

(Azzek!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)

This looks like a fun game.

And also one that involves a fair amount of hurting.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)

Hooray!

Good nings all you sexy bastards. Looks like you somehow managed to have fun in Derby without me.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)

It was a chore

but ultimately friutful

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)

Full of fruits?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)

I note you've gone with the '53 three-tier tutu

rather than the earlier regulation 5-tier.

Was that an aestetic choice or to allow more freedom of leg movement in the pyramidal scrum?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)

B3ta, I love you

(

It's to give us an edge on a European level

Where the (especially the Italian players) are more acclimatised to the groinal temperatures attained during the game

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)

The trouble with the three tier though

is there's a good chance people will see your european level!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)

Unless you're wearing a cup.

Fine china teacup for preference.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)

I'm more of a tea pot person

you have an airhole and there's the added advantage that the girls love it!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)

Given the British team's disasterous performance in the play-offs in '50

I should have guessed.

'Two-Fez' Thompkins never regained his form after his unfortunate 78th minute crotch-fire against the Spanish.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)

To be fair on him

it did take 3 linesmen and the Mayoress of Alicante to put it out.

It's little wonder he took to the drink afterwards.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

But then he also took to the Mayoress of Alicante with much gusto, according to rumour.

So, every cloud... etc, etc.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

is it subbuteo?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

yay!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

hahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)

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