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[challenge entry] It will leave a bad taste in your mouth...
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# arf
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# nicely done squire
(has been done 34.36 times before, but never mind, yours is your own idea and different to the rest)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# as fluffy as ever
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# wotcha kingy
ow's yer noggin?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# tender
in other news....
just had to pay out £286 for an MOT and service on a
ten year old Fiesta (needed new wishbones)
But they're also saying the brake pads and discs are fooked
and they'd like £400 more to fix them.....

sounds a bit steep to me
(plus something about a leaking cycliner...!?!?)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# discs are only about £20
and pads are cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# that's what i thought
(it's the girlfriend's car)
although i'm not sure what she meant about a cylinder leaking...

Will probably do the pads n discs myself then take it somewhere else........
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# BINDUN? BIN AND INDEED DUN !!!
I aint never seen it before.. and it aint in the compo no..it aint guvnor..

So there !

(why am I talking in a cockney accent?) *shrugs*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# mmm klogs
anyone for tea?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# TEA!
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# soup
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# PISS
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Served at room temperature
delicious
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# thought you'd never ask!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I wouldn't normally cross-board post but
This pic took me ages...





Click for video...!


(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# i think you
forgot to compo it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# merci...
but it's tenuous at best
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# i feel dizzy after watching that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# and it gets a *click* here, too
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# hello Richard
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# *pokes with a sharp stick*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# yays I shall glee here and on the other board too!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# 
 

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(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
#




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/ =[_]O|` \ OPEN ME UP AND YOU'LL FIND A GAY MIDGET

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`---' lol!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# lOLllllllllllllOLllllllllllllOLllllllllllllOLllllllllllllOLllllllllllllOLllllllllllllOLllllllllllllOLllllllllllllOLllllllllllllOLllllllllllllOLllllllllllllOLllllllllllllOLllllllllllllOLllllllllllllOLllllllllllllOLllllllllllllOLllllllllllllOLllllllllllllOL
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# i was going to turn him into a rocket :D
pppsssshtt but i fail at asciali (or whatever u call it)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I'm coming down with 'ManFlu', no hummus...

...so here's a pic of me being strangled.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# 'gaze upon my undercarriage'
'yes, gaze upon his undercarriage, all pristine and fresh'

I'm going outside now. I'll bring you in a twig.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# horseless carriages?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# :))))))
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Mmmmm
did he use the gel?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Why is Terry Pratchet strangling you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# because he can
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# But he just can't remember why:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# oooh, naughty ghostie!
i'll have his new book in a fortnight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# He'll never remember I said that about him!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# oof!
his impending addlepatedness is causing you much mirth, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Grappled from behind by George Galloway.
You're living the dream my friend, living the dream.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *waiting for the first paintcock shop*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Thats one for
Viz' "Up The Arse Corner"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# right in the blow hole..
you are a whale/dolphin aicmfp!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# you watched Norbitt
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Did he use the old trick..
"LOOK ! BEHIND YOU "
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# No, he would never give you that chance...
...bless him. He's the Karate Legend Phil Milner.
He passed away a couple of months after my wedding in 2000.
Very sad, I was a Palbearer at his funeral. He was
an amazing man, sorely missed :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Never knew Gorbachev did martial arts.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# gisa kiss dave,nung-nung
Image Hosting
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Dave is so being bummed.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha
Snog heartily approves.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# blaaaarghhhh!
Image Hosting
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# this made me snort coffee
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# you should lay off that stuff
your nose will fall apart
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# ARRRGHH!!!! *runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I was ill yesterday, have a doodle (it's only the tiniest bit nsfw)


and cleaned up: www.b3tards.com/u/83eb5a530de2090d7838/faepiccontrast.jpg


Thanks and hangy babies to dbroon for fixing it for me (now then, now then)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Ta lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# somehow, the SFW version is even worse :(
lovely shading work missy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Only ish vaguelly
and ta, I'm quite proud of the stuff around the torso.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# it's not real spunk.
just filtered splatter brush.

I save my real spunk for special occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# *books appointment*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Golly....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# yays
lady pillows!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Annoyingly, we can't detatch them and use them as pillows
somewhat of a design flaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I don't think the man-wife sees it that way:P
Feeling all better?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I think he'd be up for me having detatchable boobs
I'd be less sullen around big and heavy time, and I could leave them at home for him to play with when I went to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Yeah but he may lose one on the bus!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# can't you just post them to me once a month?
I promise to send them back a week later.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# mmm head cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# yay
Push Ripley!

Lovely/worrying doodlings.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# :D I hadn't thought of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Wow, that is really, really excellent
Excellent inkage and lineage - I approve! x

/slinks back into the shadows
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Oi get aht of my shadow!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# manacles (or womanacles) to /board
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Thanks sweetie x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I'm nearly dying (man cold)
but I can't draw...

i am concerned at the nsfw splashes and what they are made from.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# The finest spluff that money can buy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Lovely pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# its very clicksome
please now draw a nazi fembot who wears boots and has loads lipstick on and her eyes are lasers that can cut open tins of beans
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I've done a nazi fembot already
and for the sake of not having to do her again, her eyes ARE lasers....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I like!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Mmm boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# You can tell I've drawn more boobs than faces in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Mrs Vagabond likes drawing nude ladies
She used to do quite a few backdrops for parties in the 90s for the likes of Liberator et al - all sci-fi-y nudie ladies with vere long hair and amazing eyes.

Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Any photos?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Somewhere - hard copy (natch)
I'll try and dig some out for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I've probably drawn on more boobs than faces:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# good lordy, that's quite disturbing, and rather excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Love it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# You're a nice man. I may one day buy you a 99.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# It's good
it's also one of the first things I've seen here that's not about money
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I say, Cap, that's rather top
May I offer you this gruyere-flavoured *click*?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# *chews click*
Nom nom nom. Any more?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *looks in fridge*
There a little of the Baers' truffle-flavoured camembert left. I'll go get the crackers.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Gosh I'm so hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# *prepares spanish omelette*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# *grumbles*
I'm going outside for a cigarette, and my umpteenth coffee. Roll on hometime, I've got sausages at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# yay for poorly doodles!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Awwww... you posted it while I was getting lunch!
Have this un-read woo-yay anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Etiquette
Found an excellent YouTube vid, where can I embed it? Here, talk board or elsewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# HA HA HA!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Hmmm I can't think wher you'd put links.
It's not talk or message, it's a whole new grey area. If only there was a board for this sort of thing.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# how about
links board

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Links.
As it is a (all together now)....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# It's a trap
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# /links board could be a plan.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Here:
www.b3ta.com/links/

I can't be bothered to post bunker and fail images, as this is all starting to get REALLY tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# needs more horses
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# ore horses?
Edit: FILTHY NINJA!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Yes iron and gold and such!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# wooden horses are better. Great for invading cities.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Hmmmmm....
You might have something there, sir.

*mulls*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Ferrous Beauty
*taps side of nose* there's a magnet at the finish line at Newmarket, know what I'm saying guv?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# The Fix is in!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Monthter, monthter....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# WE LIKE PICKCHOURS
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# i'll just slip this in here then


money's to tight to mention
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# bit late
but like it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# All this time..
and I'd never seen the Links Board link. How shit am I?

Don't all answer at once.

Plus, cheers to all the sincere answers. pffft
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Well we presumed you have have noticed over the years you've had a username.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# well
I can't be fabulous all the time, besides, I have man-flu
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Wow for three years?
I'd get to a doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# He can't
he's too ill.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Plus wouldn't notice the doctor's sign:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I just met a popular singer/actress outside
I kicked her in the knee so that she flopped down on to the pavement and then I gently rubbed the end of her nose with my japs eye. Now she's all sticky with pre-cum.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# you're making me hot and jealous.
I don't like these confusing feelings.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I just did a sex wee.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# embed it sideways in your anus
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hahahahahaha



 

 

 
sorry

 
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# a thrill a day, keeps the chill away, love like a dagger and a sound like a whim-a-whey
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# a whim-a-whey
a whim-a-whey
a whim-a-whey
a whim-a-whey
a whim-a-whey
a whim-a-whey
a whim-a-whey
a whim-a-whey
In the Jungle.
The mighty jungle.
The lion sleeps toniiiight.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# hahahaha
I'm liking this muchly. very muchly indeedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# oooh financial newsings
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Um
Are they now not Barclays ?
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Organ Morgan Stanley
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Organ Morgan
you haven't been listening to a word I said.
It's organ organ all the time with you..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# yes
organ organ organ


organ organ


organ, organ, organ, organ, organ, organ, organ
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Up till midnight with his organ
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# That is de Shit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Juxtaposition


Click for bigger (251KB)

I spotted this in the supermarket a while ago, I thought the combination of 'love it' and 'gang rape' was a bit wrong.
(NSFW, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Yes
We are That's Life. On weekends rob calls himself Ester.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# :(
I was just reminded of it after reading this week's newsletter
(NSFW, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# S-A-U-S-A-G-E-S :D
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Ester
as in poly
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# What?
As in Little Poly Ester?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# How..?!
Did she really rape that whole gang?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# They were tied to her boyfriend, which helped.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# *chortle*
oh i shouldn't laugh
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# MASSIVE LOL
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# pff-! *stifles laughter*
I think you can take that L plate off now
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# 'Our Abbie sent us a baby from heaven.'
...a dead one?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Awww.
bless
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Well you couldn't eat a live one!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I could if I had my babyliking gland removed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# yeah... best to let them hang and mature for a while.....

*Edited so the Cap' makes no sense*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# and and and and and and and and
Oh you editor, now I make no sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I'm working, watching Knight's Tale and typing this at the same time
so a few typos are gonna sneak in.... :P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# KNIGHTS TALE
Mmmm Mark Addy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Roland, really?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Oh hell yes.
Then Watt, then Prince doodah, then Ulrich von Jokerface then wonky Sewell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# hmmm....
well, as stunning as Shannyn Sossamon is, I have to say I'd probably go for Laura Fraiser... I'm not sure why....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# She's alright
she looks very like my payroll lady.

I dunno, I find her a bit meh. Looking like this I have no legs to stand on, but still. Sossamon'd get it, but really I'd think she was nicer if she was rounder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# sardine
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Thanks chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Any time:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# An Xmas IT bag?
is it full of seasonal antivirus protection, and a spare G drive?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Pffffffffffahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# When I saw that at first, I actually thought the whole thing was shopped.
My nipple dropped off after botched boob job?

So desperate to be skinny I ate tissues?

I had a gastric balloon fitted - at 14?

What kind of sick magazine IS this?
(AMadDayYes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# sounds like the episode list for that Jeremy Kyle show....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I watched that yesterday
there was an extremely odd-looking girl on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I just feel sorry for her . . .
C];0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I didn't, she was her own worst enemy
and had about as much sense as a small cube of cheddar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I just feel sorry for her . . .
Heehee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I just
feel her
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I've eaten tissues
well, I tried it when it was the thing in school (all-girls schools are great for strange diets). It's crap. I much preferred the 'wear very high shoes as it burns more calories and only drink black coffee' diet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Did you eat them raw?
I wouldn't mind betting that crispy, fried tissues would be quite a tasty delicacy.
(AMadDayYes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Yes, raw.
Not wriggling though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# But you look great on it, honey...
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# :D
Cheers lovely. Those were the days of my mother telling me I looked like the Nazis had got to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I reckon the most disturbing bit is the
"My 4ft sex god' story.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# yes, we all did
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Nice to see gangs getting a taste of their own medicine
if you ask me

Though tying them to her boyfriend seems a little excessive
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# This just in - North Greenwich attacked by... erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# This is well good, I especially like the shading on the tooth.
I have been doodling, but it is the wrong way round and a bit nsfw if you think pen-and-ink suggestions of boobs should be considered nsfw.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Sounds sfw to me...
then again, most things are safe in this office...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# are they safe or thafe *makes arthritic hand gestures*?
I am assured this is how all the cool kids behave. Oh yes. I'm low with the housies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# *stares blankly*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# *slumps around the room with her trousers half mast muttering something about ass*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# *Googles 'sexy leeches'*
Seemed a suitable action from my a/c list...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# That boy that was having slices cut off him by a cult for snacks, somewhere Russiawards
a/c is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# It is the source of all stats page goodness...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# y'all make me wanna get all wigga agayn
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# You're always on a hair trigger....
you can't go blaming me every time you feel the Vanilla Ice urge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# even angry scorpions on fire?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# We have the appropriate handling gloves...
Perfectly safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# That's your answer to everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# a pincered one-tree-eyed tooth monster?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# LOBSTOOTHEYEGGTREE
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# THE THIRD
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# SON OF LOBSTOOTHEYEGGTREE
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# THE SECOND
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# that's brill, that is!
top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Hot Clara


www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1790791.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I read that in the Metro this morning on the train


also there was an article about Michelle Rodriguez from LOST yelling at her friend through the hotel door that if she wouldn't let her in she wasn't getting her dildo back
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# That's make you wonder
how many girls have dildo's, and do they share...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Lots
mostly, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# wotcha captain
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Wotcher freebs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# busy week?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Ziemlich.
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Gezuntheid
/nosey
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Danke
Aye, I've been busy, and I was home ill yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# fuck your retarded apostrophe
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# arf

why are you calling out to my girlfriend?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# is Michelle Rodriguez's friend your Girlfriend?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# No, but Jessica is
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# century without sex and she's 105...?
oo-er...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# hahah yes
(she's actually lived a life of celery, but the headline is ambiguous)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Celery :D
edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# arf
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Thnx, I'm trying to boost up some shop skills
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# hot clara
it's never too late..
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# the hell you say.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# So she's 105 and hasn't had sex for a century?
Who was she shagging at 5?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# you, you peeedo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Yes I shagged her when I was -71
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Heyyyy, waiddaminnut!
Don't pretend you don't have a time machine!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Gerruptah Singh: Bangalore's Karaoke Champion
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:39, archived)
# help me
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue349/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# BUGGER ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# you don't have to ask me twice
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# * Buggers *
SURPRISE....
(I helped save b3ta! Turdos last had the shites, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# There goes my friday afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Fist me
with a fist
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I gave you a tenner and a hand shandy dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# link to an amnesty website?
amnesty are evil cunts despite the fawning celebrities jumping on the bandwagon. surely you can't be that desperate for sponsors for the newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# evil cunts? how so?
not wanting to start a board row, just intrigued that you may know somehtin i don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# no. I don't have a row, just have reason to suspect that they're full of shit.
www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=8601

It annoys me greatly that they constantly claim to have human rights as their only agenda, when in fact they have a clearly political agenda.

Also, they report every so often about human rights violations in the world. However, they have no ability to access states who have been previously shown to be the worst violators of human rights. These countries don't let them in.

Not only liars, but toothless when it comes to fighting for human rights.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# That lego Mario is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# thanks boss
time to go home then
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# The fall of the machines
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# bless you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Ooooo, The King of Hats
Oh, oh ,oh
The King of Hats
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# this is is need of an FP
click
(waxdart hello., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I can offer you part of my sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# stop now
we have the winnar! kerlick!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Gors to 400 and wins!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:37, archived)
# i like
the one armed bandit arm :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Is that Norwich
Cuase if it is I will be saving my change for puppet man
(Range, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I wear headphones
and ignore the scrounging cunts completely.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# They didn't appreciate this on the DailyWTF


(...it's just "surprise sex")
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# not bindun
not by me officer.
(waxdart hello., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# its not rape if they surprise concent
yelling surprise doesnt stop rape just makes it louder
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] People will do anything to stimulate 'economic growth'
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# This I like
here's my PayPal & my entry, please FP nao.

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Pfft!
If only.....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# well it's cheaper that photoshop cs3
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# £499.99? In real money that's half a goat.
(chippy time travel agents, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# bloody inflation :(
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I want a refund
I don't like memes up my wazoo. This is not good!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# try to relax
it hurts the more you resist it
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Romeo and Juliet are dead.

Click for biggegereer.

There's always a silver lining.

Click here to vote for this comic, or I'll mince puppies.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
# 'cause you're poison, ahhhh, ah, ahhhh
POISON RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Because you bit me, you bit me, you bit me, owww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# babies with rabies
causing bouts of scabies
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love you Matazone :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# ARF


"I'm Floppy Donkey, and I approve these hedz"
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# HA HA HA!
MUSLIMRACISM!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I was actually looking for something else on the web....
did you know, sharia law is applied in England?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# In a few years
Everybody's wearing funey hedz! hurraay!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Well it is,
and it isn't.

It is used, but is not officially recognised.

It is much like the application of Jewish law in the UK.

All Jewish marriages must be sanctioned by the Beth Din, however, to be recognised as a UK marriage you still have to have a marriage license.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# i never passed the theory....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Pfft!
Slap her around a bit, and it'll be fine ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# during the marriage hazard awarness test
i couldn't tell if i was supposed to press the button before or after the Hoff entered our bedroom...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# If the Hoff is there,
it's too late!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# if only i could think of a caption worthy enough
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# *thundering tens*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# *Double Fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# *football sympathies*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# It's getting better.
Champions by Easter!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Whatchoo Hoffing about Willis?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# How about
"I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER?"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# ^^^ that
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# OMG, QUICK WE NEED CONCETRATION CAMPS
CONCERTRATE!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# yay muslim protests
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# hahahaha
*honk*

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# some days you just can't get rid of a bomb
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# "we would like to talk to you about Jaysus...."
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha! I spy GOS!
Also, when did Rush desecrate the Quran?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# In 2112
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Rush desecrates the human race
edit: humans aren't sacred, but you know what i mean
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# ACK FONT FUCKUP ON B3TA
is anyone else seeing fucked-up font sizes on the main board?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Nah,
it is just coz you is now foreign! Innit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# That's a good theory
but it turns out it was because one of the cats jumped on my keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Fucking Cats!
They think just because they are cute they can get away with anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# my font is often unusual
I blame the scapegoats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# OH HAI
CAN I JOIN?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Go for it
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
#
is that Simon Weston?
(industrial_grit, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
yes, it does look like him
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# they're takin our jobs

/south park blog
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# "they toek 'ur jubs!"
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# very well put sir
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Hope and Glory


Click for bigger (232KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# don't give me none of that do-goody good bullshit


/it's a drag
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# GAYLORD
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# homophone
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# In other news,
i just got sent a Bruce Springsteen cover of Walking in Memphis.

It is Mark Cohn.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# whatup
no pc doghat this time

(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# 0 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Optimise it
then you might get a gold star.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# bend me, shape me, any way you want me
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# lunch tiem!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# TENNIS COURT FLOOD :F
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# new pools please
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# come on now, less of this plz
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# it's art
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# it's huge
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# it's teh mooon
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# wow, how do you get it so very subversive
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# The seams
Oh dear lord the seams, nooooooooooooo....
*Launching Seamsplane for intercept*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Thinking about it...
I'd better send some seamscrabtanks too...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# i need to make a seams horse at some point in my b3ta life
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Is that a pancake on top (under the horse (of course))
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# No
It's the machine gun from the tank
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# : /
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)
# this is the horse you are looking for. a real steed.
(deathbyfeedback, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Jesus piss christ
What in the piss christ is that, you piss christ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
#
images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=piss+christ&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# God Bless Serrano!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I notice an odd similarity in the returned images, with the exception of the 6th one shown
(safe search is off here)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# CHARMANDER
SHUT THE FUCK UP
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I AM PERSONALLY CUNTING OUTRAGED
AT THE PISSING MORAL CUNTING LACK OF FELTCHING FLAPWANK ... erm... man - I was so busy swearing I forgot what I was saying.

less of this if you please.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# i see
Would the board be better off without this?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# what the fuck?????
too large and too crap.
Leave now.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# FP this NAO
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I AM GOING TO COMPLAIN AND GET NOTICED BY COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU WASTING BANWIDTH, BY POSTING A PICTURE, THUS TAKING UP EVEN MORE BANWIDTH.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# i'm noticing you
notice me noticing you
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I have WON at INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# WITHOUT PICTURES!
*Impromptu sexy JMG party!*
*JMG Anthem*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Banwidth eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# mofaha you are widebanned
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# This day should never end..
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# There should really be a separate GMOS board.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Haha
fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Dog of shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:40, archived)
# zomg!!!!!!!!
where did you find Botox girl???

I have been hunting for the link for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)
# bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
fuckin /talkers....... ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# With more FP's.
*Robot Dance through the Waterfall of Gray Tears Dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# As b3ta's leader, and general all round good egg.
I feel my posts should be surrounded by firework .gifs and topless dancers.
FEMALE topless dancers. You cads.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# 1,390K
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# k may go down as well as up
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# but mainly up



if you're a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# what about diagonally?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# that's Bishops
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Queens can do what they like
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# not in public toilets they can't
I thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Please make this much much smaller
its bigger then the sun

Or something along those lines

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
#
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=arj2WOIvnTk
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# People on the moon on the phone here
could you make this more arty, please?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Fuck off back to 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# ssssh, let's not mention the 4 word, it's like a hornets nest of cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# quite simply
This image says no, like Mr T would say, if offered drugs, in a 1980's informational program
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# More of this type of thing!
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# YOu lack the deft and skill of Doctor Dyslexia....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# holy shit, thats HUGE
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Oi
Coming to the pub tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# whatever happened to the naughty step?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Almost 1.5 megs?
*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Gaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ignore doesn't work anymore!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# funny because it's soon to be true
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I am on the RIS bus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# May I toot the horn?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Can I moon and make obscene gestures at the drivers out the back window?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# can I drive out the back window at the moon?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# As long as I can poke me finger through my part closed fist and rotate it
to depict coitus.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# hahahahahah! all we need now is "Hand Puppet Karma Sutra"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# sock?
(Trull, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)
# no thanks I've already eaten
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# needs more willy flappin'
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)
# you think you can defeat my Wu Tang style?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# one to one, man to man?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# BRING THE MOTHRFUCKING RUCKUS
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *sews ass-hole closed*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# The power of GOOGLE (no, not even Wikipedia)
According to Damon Killian, host of "The Running Man," Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last seasons winners" of the Running Man gameshow. According to the bounty hunter named Fireball, played by ex-NFL running back and Hall of Famer Jim Brown, Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last season's losers." Regardless, these three contestants are found dead and severely burned by Maria Conchita Alonzo in the musky bosom of the gameshow's playing ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Running Man = Fillum.
starring the current Governor of Cal-eye-forn-eye-ay.

Way back when.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)
# you don't fucking say
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# christ
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# i don't remember him being in it....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# mmmm - musky bosom
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)
# mmmm - urban dictionary
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I'd like to be the tramp smelling of pee
and swearing under my breath.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# hahahha!
"Killian - I'll be back!"
"only in a re-run!"

Classic movie :D

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Who loves you and who do you love?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# did i dream, you dreamed about me?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# What's the matter, steroids make you deaf?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# pfffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# You would be fucked in minutes
www.lazydork.com/movies/running.htm

Ill be trying this tonight......yey!!!!
(DELMINKYMANKYFUNKYMONKEY Meh!!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)
# that is going to be a lorra tequila......goood luck
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# eeeehhhh!!!!!
i prefer the old reliable that is jaigermeister

(im not american)
(DELMINKYMANKYFUNKYMONKEY Meh!!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# i'm a beer monster
i only mentioned tequila as it was at the bottom of the game rules

(also not american)
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)

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