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one of the biggest donkey cocks

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

seams fine to the pope!

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

Seams are fine by god

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

John Peel?

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)

ha ha i read your user name as biggest Floppy donkey cocks

*buys a bigger umbrella*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)

*shows willy*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

FREE WILLY...

wait thats not a whaaaaaaaaaaaale!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

Dude

I think FD just called you old

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)

dude!

i feel old :(
*mumbles about legs not working properly* couldn't walk up steps yesterday - lol oh dear

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

I make the "eeeeeeeauuhhaaaaahhhhh" sound when I sit down

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

add crunch click click click as your spine aligns as you'll be old as me!

...wait i'm only 27! waah!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

Still two full years to go

celebrate by showing your willy to someone older !

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)

Haha lolpopes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

Seamsass!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)

hahaha

This is great

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)

Oh ambassador, you spoil us with theses seams.

/posted seamshorse too many times recently.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)

I was thinking about doing a seamshorse.......

and adding to it every time I have to use it.
I think I may start today!
:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)

SeamyMemeHorse you say?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)

BEST. PICNIC. EVER.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

I was there man! I was there!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

It's not the tought, but the seam that counts!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

I should really make another seamhorse, I only have a real seamhorse and this memehorse

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)

haha what?!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)

its a seamhorse

(at least what google sez)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)

Google lies!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)

Lovely!

*applauds*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

where is study girl?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

I dont know what works best, smug beattie, or teh fears...

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

haha

good laugh while we're all waiting to be damned-
toot toot

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)

fuck it, there are no more gas bills in hell

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)

This sport appears to be all the rage in Teh Americans...

...where it seems they are having some form of election. As it's a poor day for 'shopping at B3ta, I figure I may as well lower the tone with this meme:

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

The Wiggles?

Never even heard of them.. I suspect this is a blessing :)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

Oh God, yes.

They struggled for years as a sub-standard pop band (The Cockroaches) before hitting on the winning formula of gurning for children

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

see now that's unfair

they gurn for children and make money
I gurn at children in the park and get on the register

admittedly with my trousers round my ankles

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)

bloody hell

children's entertainment, the lowest of the low, the last-chance saloon..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)

They do pretty well for themselves

they are australias richest people in entertainment.
i actually saw one of them (the purple one) down the street a couple of weeks ago.
i was star struck

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)

really? Christ..

that's almost as depressing as Robbie Williams' success

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)

Think Teletubby banality

Then overdub it with an Aussie accent

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

must I think this?

It sounds too awful to comprehend.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)

*shields*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)

Well as the brain can't handle negative instructions

You will have thought of it already

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)

They're very good.

In a "thats shut my kid up for a couple of hours" kind of way.

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

They appear to be Trekkies

Not sure what the purple uniform is though.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)

no eye deer

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)

You're wrong on Palin I reckon.

This looks about right to me. Who gives a doodly darn what the dang lyrics are about? They're just such swell kids!
Also: did you see this doing the rounds?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

Re: the monkey...

Palin seems to be bringing that type right out into the open. Makes 'em a lot easier to identify...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)

speaking as someone who compared GWB to a chimp

I'm not sure I have a leg to stand on

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)

No worries.

If the chimps haven't complained by now, they're not bothered.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)

Yay for the Wiggles

Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big Red Car

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fastcar, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)

You sirrah iz a blackguard...

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Ninj, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

What ho!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

am it posh animal tiem?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

*mudbakes*

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)

I say, what what.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

hahahaha!

mine seams not quite so good

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

*turns around*

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, CAT?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

!!!!

I say, my ear seems to have grown back old chap!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)

hahahahahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)

Ah yes, posh fluff

*adds to list of things I must do*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)

Is that when you get a blowie off Tamararara Tamererara-Palmer-Rama-Tompkinson?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)

sheer class, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

Nope, for me it's being serviced by Prince William

But close enough

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

Me too

I don't seem to have any :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)

Posh fluff or things to do?

I have no posh fluff (though I do have a very cool mutt) and lots of things to do.
Which is why I'm sat in my pajamas in bed. Obviously.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)

Awwww, pickle....

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

Heh, don't waste your lullyness on me!

I'm just lazy

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)

*hugs anyway*

So There!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)

woo! *o/

*American keyboard, no left arm

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)

Hurrah!

Always nice when I drop in in time for a repost...

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)

Hahaha

Posh AT-ATs! Excellent!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)

blaggard?

woo!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)

My favourite 'TV redub' was in RoboCop

where they had someone yelling 'Die, you blackguard!!!'

I'm glad they did that, because I would have been much more offended by the swearing than the buckets of blood.

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

Island of the Lizard King?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)

No thanks, I just ate

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

Fine!

I'll have it myself then

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

Just make sure you don't get eaten by a giant crab.

Happened to my friend Mungo, you know.

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)

Woo to you Bilbo

I think you're right, yet Wiki put up 'Blackguard', but 'blaggard' does look better ;-)

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Ninj, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

Blackguard is right

'cause Mr Cholmondeley says so.

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

it probably is Blackguard

condensed to blaggard

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

\o/

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)

I LOVE this

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)

...

I'm told it says "KITTEN"
b3ta.com/board/8828632

*accepts award for best shoppery 2008

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)

Speaking as someone who is colourblind

I find this kind of thing highly offensive

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

*racists*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

I have trouble with grey/green

...I'm also a cunt

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

as a gay black disabled colour-blind rape-victim

I find myself offended by everything, even myself

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)

pssssst!!

with ginger hair.

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)

oh yes..

and AIDs, obviously

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

with flid-arms, a squiffy eye and one breast.

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

on benefits.

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

*spluffs*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

Good aids or the bad aids?

I makes a difference

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

half and half

it depends which is the most offensive

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)

fuckin terrible aids.

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)

Is it a teapot?

I can see a teapot...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

mmmmmmmm, tea......

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

Mmm ... pot ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

This had better not be some sordid drugs reference, young man....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

*Amy Winehouses*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

That's hardly fair to you

you look nothing like Auschwitz Edwina Currie.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)

*kills with multi-headed sporks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)

Mmm, Movicol

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)

hmm.

confused now :(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)

Just being silly and chattering to myself I guess

I give meds out at work and Movicol was the most un-drug-like of the things I provide that sprang to mind

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

it's a schooner

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)

sailboat

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

hah! a schooner is a sailboat, dumbass!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt...

... and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit.

Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)

I LOVE that film

dude, looks like your mum

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

...

... *assumes it says cunt or something*

(I can see something so nuh - it's just particularly illegible)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

It does.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

*big kiss*

thanks petal

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

:D I was wondering if I should say or not

so I thought I'd wait and see if you posted.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

you shouldn't worry about me

I'm really not that fussed about it all.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

I didn't want to offend anyone

with the subject line 'for those who can't tell'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

ha ha ha

I'm sure people wouldn't mind... and fuck 'em if they did - you would only have been being helpful.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

You see, I say that all the time

and yet people still see their arse no matter what I say.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

nah

for some reason there's a growing and dreadful tolerance of people's stupid opinions and not doing things because it might upset someone.

Fuck. That!

Upsetting someone is not the same as physically hurting them, but it's getting the same credence.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

*loses the will to live*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

Check in your jacket pocket. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

It's a fucking chewit from the 80s

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)

Ah crap. Then whose jacket did I put the dead pelican in?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

You can't have him back, he's my mascot.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Stinky Pete. Marvel at his decomposing skills.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

will it take long?

I have a taxi waiting...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

my mum's.

which caused her to dreadfully paraphrase: "Such a wonderful bird is the pelican, for its beak can hold more than its belly can."

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

Ha!

You've just reminded me of:

"The Rain it raineth every day, upon the just and unjust fellah,
But more upon the just, because the unjust's nicked the just's umbrella"

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)

oldpoetry.com/opoem/61673-Roald-Dahl-Little-Red-Riding-Hood-and-the-Wolf

The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.
She whips a pistol from her knickers.
She aims it at the creature's head,
And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.

eeek - make sure you have adblock

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)

*toddles past with coffee, smokeables and food items*

Come on, cheer up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)

*follows captain*

three of my favourite things

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

I hope you like high definition zombie films as well, then.

As that's where I'm headed with all of this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)

Me me me me me. Oh oh oh oh. I wanna invite. Invite me. I'll be ever so quiet. Oh oh oh oh.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)

Course you can come

I've got a massive sofa and tonnes of blankets.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)

Can I make a fort? Plllllsssss?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

If you so desire

The food shall be on the outside, though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

*dumps Lady S*

Do I like zombie films...? do I like zombie films...?

Wotcha got?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)

Tonight it's either going to be Evil Dead

or Gozu, which isn't a zombie film but still.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)

Evil Dead FTW!

IN HD, eh?

I haven't jumped on that particular boat yet, as it will mean re-mortaging the flat to re-buy everything again. Though I have a sexy telly which does for me.

I personally love the Italian variety, even the shit ones like Zombie Creeping Flesh are still far more entertainign than most of the pap coing out of hollywood at the moment

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

Well it's a HD telly

I need to get a bluray copy of ED though, really.

We watched the new day of the dead the other day, and it's not all that bad. The gore is gorgeous on HD, truly. It's a different film in itself, which is good. I'm really easy to please though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

*notes*

Wwowowow: Easy to please
Joe S: Potential re-mortgager
Ttss: AWESOME GORGEOUS Fort maker

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

I'm not sure you've come off well in that list, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)

'ang on.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

alright, I guess that's better.

just.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)

I did

buy the HD-DVD add on for the Xbox just so I could buy The Thing again, and got a severe kicking from the missus

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)

Tsk tsk! I don't really feel the need to watch anything in HD - which is good, as I have no money.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)

I heard DotD was dreadful

But then Diary... is suppossed to be as well.

Add Romero to the list of Carpenter and Hooper of journeymen trading on former glories.

(Though,I've always though Dawn was overated... the remake was better)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)

It's not overly great

but to be fair, it's a fucking zombie film. They're not known for their subtle plots and oscar winning performances, are they? I don't know what everyone's problem is.

Plus it's worth watching to see Mena Suvari trying to be a soldier.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

hahahahahaha!

*~~downloads~~ rents*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)

ok, I'm good.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)

Hurrah.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)

BLORG. I can't find the website which tests your perception of colours.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

It's on the internet

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

Ahah. The internet. I was looking in my wallet.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)

switch your monitor to monochrome lol then you'll find it lol

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

Were you born hilarious, or did you have to stab a priest for it?

You tart.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

I don't know.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)

It appears to be unshopped picture Monday - excellent

Have a not-so-CDC to be found in abundance at Liverpool Street station...

Now, cheer up people

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)

Archie! Not you too!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)

Were I the pedant, I'd point out that there is nothing actually wrong with posting unshopped pics here

and that this is just the internet, and certainly not worth getting angry at :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)

Quiet you ;)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)

more of this sort of thing

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)

^ more of that sort of thing, too

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

^and lots more of the other as well

/If I'm lucky

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)

I say!

:D

I'm gathering you enjoyed TUOOGB?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)

It was probably the highlight of the trip for me :)

theme from Shaft and Pulp Fiction, Teenage Dirtbag, PsychoKiller, What's that coming over the hill,
Teenage Kicks, Life on Mars among others, and - of course - Wuthering Heights
simply fantastic :)
/take it you enjoyed the last episode of The Shield as well?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

very glad to hear it, sir

I had a late b-day treat last night, Elbow at the Roundhouse. They were superb.

Re: Shield-i-ness, I just watched ep 6; completely class - I'm dying for the next one now!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)

It's nice to know that Shane now knows what's happening

sets it up nicely for the last ever 7 episodes - arggggggh

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

I know - what are we going to do?

I'm still saving season 5 of The Wire, although I may just have to start that tonight....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)

Have you tried 'The Unit'?

season 4 has just started. It's a little like a mini series of '24' every episode.
Quite enjoyable, if a little off-pace at times

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)

You're in league with my bank manager, I swear it!

*nips off to Amazon to look out for some deals on box-sets...*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

robert patrick and dennis haysbert star in it

well worth a punt on box sets or other means of watching it.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

;)

'Other means'

I think I know what you mean, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)

*pokes*

Whassup?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

GGRAAAAAAAAHGRUMPYRAAAAAHBOOHISSRAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHHUNSHOPPEDRRRAAAAAAAHGRAAAAAAAAAFAQFAQFAQFAGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

RAHSHOUTYSHOUTYSHOUTHSOUTBOOOOOOOYABOOSUCKSGRAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)

Get back to /talk!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)

Liverpool Street Station is lovely.

Except when you get the wrong train because you're drunk and they suddenly changed the platform and put your train at the front instead of the back.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)

Ha Ha! too much B3ta for you methinks

shame they didn't use magenta stained glass

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)

I've been putting off taking a photo of some very CDCesque bushes

that are outside a restaurant on my way home from work. However, if this is our new thing I may not resist any more.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)

a bush in the shape of a cock?

gotta be done

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

The cock bit's a bit pointy

but all the bushy cocks are complemented by two bushy testicles as well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)

Take your shears with you

do a bit of topiary before you take the photo. ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)

Pruning another man's cockbush?

Aren't there rules against such things?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)

not for women

there are no rules for women.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

Don't say things like that to girls like me.

I'm very suggestible.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

there's nothing to hold you back Fae

you can do WHATEVER you like!!!!

do it - go on DO IT... who can stop you anyway?

No one! That's who!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

I SHALL BE ALL THAT I CAN BE

after my nap *zzz*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

I wasn't trying to get you to achieve anything

other than mischief...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

not if you are a licensed mohel

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

I broke off my really long thumbnail yesterday, by accident.

True story.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

and does mr wow have bifurcated poos now?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)

Certainly not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)

oh, so many possible jokes....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

Easy, I'll try and take a photo tonight.

Wish me luck in getting my mum to pull over so I can take photos of penile topiary.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)

You have to promise to ask her using those exact words, though...

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)

Cross my heart. That'll probably talk her round, knowing my mum.

Who is just like me except worse.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)

That is both lovely, and scary at the same time.

*enormous hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

:D She's brilliant.

Imagine me if I was actually frighteningly intelligent in a mathsy way. Like if Kebab and I had a baby. Who was my mum.

*beeeeeg huuuug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

Resistance is futile

or so TNG tells me

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

Nomborg.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

huuraay unedited monday! :D

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)

Unshopped pictures monday??

Ace, I have loads of.....

:O

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)

smacks a little of RPS

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)

cock pictures?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)

Have you been cracking my b3tards account again?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

the best things bout a day like today with lots of unshopped pics is you get to see who flames people just to look like part of the clique.

because when an established b3tan such as TGA posts one, no one seems to give a shit.

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)

Well there's been so many today

You could argue that people's WORK isn't actually being pushed off the page...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)

It's almost as if the internet didn't play fair.

I'm going to write a letter to my MP. Fox raping, port supping, connie old Liddington.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)

I DO!

No I don't

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)

why is is "the clique"?

I'm sure there's more than one here.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

I'm in the "I hate cliques" clique

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)

This was the whole reason I posted it - If people don't do it to established b3tans they shouldn't do it to any b3tans :)

Just because some people are sitting behind their 19", 2GB RAM 500GB+ storage suits of armour, it's no excuse.

Maybe someone will poke their head out and let me know which 'clique' I'm in these days, because I have no idea

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

You can be in mine, Archie

*manhugs*

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

bless ya fella :)

Hope you're ok these days :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

that's the point, the ones that are accepted* aren't in a clique, and aren't even aware that there is one, they just enjoy coming here to post stuff and have a giggle.

but the ones that aren't accepted** flame for the sake of fitting in, but lavish massive compliments on the ones that are accepted* in the vain hope of trying to gain some b3tan social status by proxy, without actually adding anything to the b3tan collective talent pool.

*here please read, talented

**here, please read too untalented/geeky/fucking annoying to receive any replies

or at least that's my take on things.

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

RRRAH NO ONE READ MY IDEA, IT'S A FUCKIN CLIQUE!! I'M NEVER POSTING HERE AGAI, YOU GUYS ARE ALL SO GAY

YOURALLGAY!1 RAAH YOU GUYS SUCK.

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)

I sit in front of mine

Otherwise I can't read what's on the screen

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)

so THAT's what I've been doing wrong all these years!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)

Magenta it!

Magenta it to FUCK!

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)

is that the place where they're

putting a statue of death butt raping passengers or something?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)

haha

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)

pearoast

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)

"Now, cheer up people"

Way ahead of you.

:o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)

(brob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)

STOP WITH THE UNSHOPPED PICTURES ALREADY!!!!

AAARGH!!!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)

Unshopped:

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)

That was one of the few I didn't try to click for bigger

it scared me

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)

Yeah

It's Mrs Vagabond

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

i like that

therefore woo... how is it unshopped? painting? devil spawn? what? how? when? where? what? why? have you seen my cake?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)

You have cake?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)

i had cake

someone stole... oh wait i ate it

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

Are you wearing a bib there, sir?

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)

hurray

a light of hope in the black! quite a smug looking kitty there by the way

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)

You're NICKED buddy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)

*hands in badge*

*goes it alone*
*tell pen pushers at city hall where they can stick their paper work*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/8828769

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)

he won't tell me

the meanie.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)

He refused tro buy me a plane ticket

when he KNEW I'd want to gatecrash his residence

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)

did he offer to carry you?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)

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Ratsta, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)

Oh shoppery how I missed you!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)

exactly.

I noticed lots of poor quality work so decided to exhibit a masterclass of photoshop kungfu.

(brob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)

Just the trouble

Not 'poor quality work' so much as 'no work at all'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)

^ quite

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)

yay kittens!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)

aHAHAHAHAHAHA

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)

not the image i was looking for...

but this was

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)

nice tracksuit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)

here you can have it

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)

aieee!

invisible man has shadow!

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new_matt, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)

how i laugh

coke fizz in my cerebellum

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El_MUERkO bleeds love, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)

hahhaah, I love the uninterested expression!

And as I haven't posted it this week:

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)

that was a fucking scary scene

which I re-enact with Mrs Monty sometimes when she doesn't expect it

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)

oooh, I think the end of "Don't Look Now " was freakier!

I won't ruin it though :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

Dude, I'd totally floor you. Those kind of fight/flight instincts aren't to be messed with unless you expect serious consequences!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)

a good spanking at the very least

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)

Oooh, sexy-time

I see where you're going with that!

As you were

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)

Is that Mike Catt?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)

Haha :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)

Sinfully posting something unshopped here...

I found this last night in a 1973 Valiant annual. Look at how much lacism they manage to cram into two frames:

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)

Oh what is happening?????

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)

Heh. Solly.

www.b3ta.com/board/8828778

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)

Meh, bothers me not

Just seems to have been a day for it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)

Banana-coloured monkeys?

ouch

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)

it's a not a one-off, either

there are repeated references to monkeys , and banana/yellow colouring

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)

I was brought up on comics just like this

- and seeing phrases like that simply wasn't something we thought twice about. Doesn't mean people of my generation have all grown up intolerant racists or whatever. The past can be a scary place at times...

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)

ditto

i thought all japanese people referred to the british as "white dogs" for many a year.

The "commando book" guide to international travel...

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)

Hahaha!

and all 'Englanders' are cursed

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

finaly

something which is accessible to those of us on the board who are disabled in the eyes.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)

Speak for yourself

My guide dog couldn't explain this to me at all :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)

Get one that speaks English.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)

Do you know how expensive those are?

I had to import.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)

I know

but a Pug for a guide dog? They can barely see as it is...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)

Sorry I probably came across as a bit mean there... :(

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)

it's really alright...

I don't mind at all.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)

What's stranger is that, according to the accent, Japanese people are in fact French.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)

French, Greek, Double Dutch, it's all Johnny Foreigner to Valiant...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)

Staying over there, taking all our yakitori and kawaii things.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)

Still one of my favourite gifs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)

HA HAH

:D

ha - if you put the URL into firefox it uses the animation as the favicon!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)

your hamster

smells of banana-coloured monkeys

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)

you seely K nig it

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)

The nearest weapon

was a ~~telegraph pole~~ Nip hunting anti chop suey missile

see! They coulda done better . . .
PARP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)

lol at banana coloured monkeys

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)

My uncle was a prisoner of war in a Japanese labour camp

and this was exactly how he was liberated

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)

Haha holy shit :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

Surely that should be "Blitish".

Racism standards were shamefully low in those days.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)

the British Pawnd

(Zoidaroid, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)

I think some very clever and detailed stuff has happened here

but I'm not sure what :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)

hahahah, that's rather good, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)

Haha

Excellent :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)

Nice work, sir.

May I ask what all that quick post stuff is at the bottom?

It better not be any of that darn-tooting Social Networking / Web 2.0 mullarky, or we'll be rounding up the posse toot sweet, I can tell ya!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)

erm

it came with the link
=removed=

(Zoidaroid, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)

No worries, guv

was only messing!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)

anti-social networking more like!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)

honk honk

thumbs up to this

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)

I pity these people

www.boingboing.net/2008/10/10/tweethearts-blogger.html#comments

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)

What is this, Unshopped Monday?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)

Rimmer, aliens used our bog roll?

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)

Just cause they're aliens doesn't mean they don't have to visit the little boys' room

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)

Maybe they have self-cleaning anii

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)

is that the plural of anus?

why am I even asking that question?
why is cheese black?

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)

Either that or it's a very poorly shopped Tuesday...

that made no sense at all did it?

Although lambkin did manage a most excellent threadsave earlier...

www.b3ta.com/board/8828333

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)

no, it's my birthday!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)

.............this isn't ANOTHER unshopped pic is it?

if it is, i'm gonna start throwing PRUNES!™ at you.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8828615

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)

Hahhahahahahah! How'd I miss that post? top stuff :D

have a belated post-post click!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)

That proper SCIENCE that is

shopped is so much better, 143% of FACT

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)

what is twitter?

lol internet marriage
in other news, 1/2 my tooth just fell out, that can't be good...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)

were you chewing highland toffee?

that happens to me a lot

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)

nope

let me explain
many moons ago when i had a dentist, before he died of cancer :( I had a filling, to put this filling in (which i don't think i needed but i was about 10 at the time so my mum said "yeah if you say so mr dentist") silly dentist drilled 1/2 my tooth away so it was shaped like a C or a U depending which way you look at it, years later back wisdom teeth started to grow (still haven't come through fully yet) and pushed my teeth forwards, the filling part of my tooth that filled the C/U now touched my other tooth, *CRACK* filling falls out, abscess - ouch, dentist in hospital with cancer treatment, temp dentist comes in (the receptionist from the dentists 5 mile away, i mean wtf?) goes - oh you've cracked your filling here let me fill that and proceeds to fill my tooth in OVER AND ABSCESS! (and so that i can't close my mouth properly as he's put far too much filling in) ARGHH.. ow ow ow, dentist dies :( - goto another dentist (when there was more than one in a 100 mile radius) who goes "oh you've got an abscess..." *looks behind reception to see guy who just filled in over my abscess, giving a confused but sturn look*
charges me £80 for putting it right and i've never been right since or been back...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)

in my experience dentists don't know fuck all about anything

... I've NEVER been to a dentist I'm happy with.

if I were you I'd find your nearest University dental school... and if it's not too far away get them to have a look at you and see what they can do.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)

don't worry the nerves are dead in that tooth anyway

at least now that part of my tooth isn't digging into the top of my top set of teeth
(i have horrible teeth as seen here :

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)

that means you'll only get half the windfall you'd be due from the toothfairy. I suggest you knock the rest of it out....

(actually, you'd best get down the dentist pretty sharpish)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)

what dentist?

i'm in south west wales! there isn't a dentists for miles and miles!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)

You should worry

Just imagine if you lived in Eastern Europe - all your dentists would be HUNDREDS of miles away, over in Britain

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)

hahahahahahhah!

but I STILL can't get on the NHS list here. Oooooh no, I have to pay shit loads just to get into the fecking waiting room now.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)

this news does not bode well for your dental health.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)

Cardiff University

www.cardiff.ac.uk/dentl/

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

88 miles away!

176 mile round trip... my ye olde car wouldn't make it :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)

did you use to much meth again?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)

yes :(

oh wait i read that as floss

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)

Burn them alive!

*passes out torches and sets them alight with the smouldering remnants of his own dignity*

(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)

go back to sleep

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)

THIS IS CRAP

do it again!

(lies lies lies lies lies - I just get bored of saying your stuff is good)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

Just so you are aware

I've been quietly colouring these in over the last few days, and enjoying myself a lot.

Cheers!

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

oh blimey that's a bit, ummmm, wrong, innit?

*retches*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

Bubbling away is a profoundly strange feeling

that everybody should experience at least once during their lives

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)

utterly ace as always Mr W!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

oooh 'eck!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)

happy candleday!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)

happy b3taday to you

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)

Happy b3taday Freeeeeeebs!

Discomeats's's's' is today too!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)

aye - we're 10 username id numbers apart

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)

I'd certainly wish to go back to sleep

could only sleep for about two hours last night

I feel like your horizontal blobman

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)

poor pet lamb

knock off early and go and snuggle up at home.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)

Aww, poor MeDee :(

*huggles*

*sobs quietly to self about his bad luck*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)

I doubt Meds is a meanie.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)

Of course not!

why would you even suggest that?!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)

Mmmm

I think it's more due to my feet being all bumpy, itchy and puss-ridden from the tropics. Hence the mummy feets.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)

why are you a meanie?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)

salvia?

I always get that.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)

As in APC's 'Pet'?

Step away from the window....

This is wonderful. I'm going to have to go for a ciggie to calm down. I especially like the whatnot down the right hand side.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)

pisses

I was going to mention
APC's Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums

but you've beaten me to it by 1 album and 36 minutes

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)

panowie!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)

Melty Face, he's got a Melty Face

He's got a melty shoulder and a face that melts
*sings*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)

*looks on in awe*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)

haha woo

I do think he requires a little more than a prescription of leeches for this condition.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)

this is my understanding of the credit crunch...(and a dog on rollerskates with a rocket on its back)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)

Insurance for Birds

/Sheila's Wheels
eh?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)

Hello 67:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

WRONG!

Proper Nouns are not allowed . . .
Ha ha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)

I have already stated this:P

Or stated that no one had noticed. Then got a barrage of people with nown or verb usernames claiming that theirs weren't Proper nowns.
I feel sorry for their poor Grampa!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)

SEXIST!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)

hmmm

yes please

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

*sexists*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

I enjoyed that

for the brief moment it lasted

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)

buy me a plane ticket?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)

If the prof starts rowing tomorrow, you'll be fine

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)

So mean

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)

Aww

I didn't mean to be mean, really.

Maybe we have all the concerts, but you guys have ALL the bashes ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)

thank you

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)

That's the worst picture of The Pink Panther ever.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

meep²

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

Ahhh Geekout! le Geek, c'est chic

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)

On Five live last night

Donal Mcintyre investigated PayDay Loans.

Apparently they are bad...

I had no idea. I thought they offered a highly competitive rate of interest which was why poor people who can't get a loan from the bank use them.

NEXT WEEK: chips ... do they make you fat if you eat them 3 times a day?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)

i think i've lost alot of money :(

my savings where in one of them stock related do-dah wotsits :(
monies where only just getting back up to what i originally put in there back in 1990's and WHAMO - all gone again :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)

oxo cube box?

I put it out in the recycling :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)

mmm stock

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)

The acceptable face of gambling

I thin k I could make more money betting on the football than I could on the stock market.

But Lady S won't let me

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)

i'm keeping all my money in a big brown paper bag and looking for pennies on the street as "interest"

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)

They will increase in value again

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)

they will... yes but they hadn't even recovered from when they crashed them planes into those buildings on 11/09/07

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)

Shit, I must have missed that

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)

i thought "wow this movie is great, i wonder what it's called...

oh this is the news... holy crap" woah

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)

Are you sure it wasn't a replay of what happened exactly 6 years earlier?

/extra extra-dry blog...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)

...i mean on the day

i've not watched the film... (who's stupid idea was it to make that? i ask you sheesh...)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)

Lets cry together

I had my life savings with a certain online icelandic bank.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

*sigh*

arent' you getting bailed by the government for that though?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)

So they say

but the government says a lot of things. *rests forehead on desk*

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)

ahh crap

i forgot about that

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)

oh god not chips

i love them :(

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)

I don't like the credit crunch.

I think everybody should be given free money.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)

Dare I post again?

*gets coat*

(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)

Anyone want to smell my Crudicus Magenterium?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)

I don't get it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)

Cock off and donate, you colour-blind SPACKER!

you colour-blind SPACKER! 'ning Prof!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)

no-one loves an eye cripple

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)

Oh that's not fair really.

I think they're pretty funny.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)

traffic lights are a hoot

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)

Always fun to hire them as electricians, too

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)

or giving them a green t-shirt

with the word CUNT written in red on it

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)

ha ha haaaaaaaaa

Oh dear!! *wipes eyes*

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)

I have coping strategies...!

I can drive a car and wire a plug without incident... or certainly, more more incident than the rest of you.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)

are you really eye-mental?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)

only in one eye

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)

please close the other eye...

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)

I'm colour blind you stupid cunt

not blind, or retarded...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)

Colour bling

and dyspepsic . . .
hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)

I'm not sure how that works

it was more a comedy carrot that I could not ignore, rather than a personal insult - you are lovely really

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)

I was only joining in

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)

/ guilt blog

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)

*shocked*

WELL I NEVER, I'm not going to hang around here to be insulted, I can go home and do that

after ning sir - you have a good weekend?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

Braw! ta

we had a lobbly country walk and a looooooooong lunch yestiidy . . . when I was given a belated buffday pressie . . .
a purple ukelelelele! o/

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)

Oh I missed your birthday?

Then have a belated best wishes :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)

Ha!

August . . .

They were very late
but thanks!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)

Mine is August too.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)

\o/

Mine is later than yours . . . FACT!
31st

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)

Yeah and apparently it's celebrated for longer too.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)

Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)

OMG!

sounds like a good weekend.

You been picking at your Uke?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)

yes, it came with 4 chords

it came with 4 chordsC C7 F and G
but it's right mong tuning I might restring it!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)

magenta flowery cock

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)

wow

thanks - I was killing myself waiting for it to animate...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)

Hahahaha!

I'm gonna make loads more anti colourblind pics ESPECIALLY FOR YOU!!
nah I won't

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)

it's alright - if you want to bore me go ahead.

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)

no hairs?

click

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Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)

But that's a Ceanothus or something

*peers*
Hahahaha RUDE.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)

ME rude!!?

You're peeing in my bush!
oh PEERING!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

Oh yes, that

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)

It certainly looks like it

in which case they are unscented - but no matter! It's funny all the same!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)

Hello Tolly!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)

No,

it's definitely Crudicus Magenterium . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)

hypno CDC!!!!

*obeys*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)

Hello, lovely!

I adore your hat! Can I stroke it?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)

Sure

Once I've finished with it.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)

Hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)

ha ha, you loon!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

SNIFF IT!

SNIIIIIIFF! IIIIIIIIT!!!!

you well chap?
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

I am indeed, cheers brother Dave

*sniffs*

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)

Huzzah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)

Yay!

Now do a carnation made out of CDCs

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)

A tin of purple evaporated milk?

Are you quite mad?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)

*sniffles*

hmmmm

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)

don't ask why

there is no why

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)

pfft

I get it anyway 50:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)

Front row, second flid from the left...

Is that a tapeworm hanging off his chin?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)

it's a noose

he has RBOS shares

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)

You remind me of the Smashing Pumpkins

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

ris?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)

Downfall Special Edition

(leto, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)

redex special edition

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)

Re: your image...

...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

That's not Hitler.

Hitler looked more Jewish than that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)

I *think* that's Ken Stott

More Scot than Jew

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)

So what you're saying is, Hitler was Scottish?

Hmmmm....

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)

hahaha, nice!

but 186.44 kB? might wanna try and optimise it a little bit!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)

Not nice

You had me doubting the power of the redex.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

rubbish

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)

haha

well that's that cleared up

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)

SPANGSPANGSPANGSPANG!

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)

*loves

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)

ha ha ha

you'll be able to roll this out loads and loads

WOO YAY

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)

You are all of the clevers

I bask in your wisdom and fondle and squeeze the buttocks of your willingness to share.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)

y'alright lovely?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)

Yes thank you

You?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)

fair to middling...

fanks

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)

Bah!

/Jealous

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)

*phew*

at last

(

unstableOvine has not aged well, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)

Sorted!

Why depressed?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)

happy happy b3taday its the day you where.. erm joined b3ta :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

Fabulous!

*enclickens*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)

I just...

... actually spit coffee all over myself, I found that so amusing.

And I only collected my dry-cleaning on saturday. Morally, you owe me £10.80.

But woo.

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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)

Even multi million pound Premiership football may suffer

But to most of you I guess that wouldn't be a bad thing ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)

Does that mean

we can go back to the Carling Premiership?

because (Beer*many) + Football = WIN!

(iamjthearmeroar, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)

BBC goes all CDC...

Not shopped...

(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)

Your face isn't shopped.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)

Unless he's Nick Robinson

I bet he's not

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)

not shopped... not shopped... not shopped...

what is going on today?

*throws a volley of PRUNES!™*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)

miner's strike?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)

nope, Minors strike - all teh kids are boycotting school and are on here today.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)

send them back down the mines

there's hedge funds down there to keep the power stations running for generations to come.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)

or we could just use THEM as fuel....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)

no matter how bad things get

I don't think we'll be able to pitch the idea of burning their young to the voting public.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)

when I rule the country, we'll be using convicts as fuel. Or at least compressing them into bricks and using them to "Build a better Britain"

I'd be such a Dictator...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)

Good Man.

Nice to see someone reading the manual.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)

I missed that bit

what page is that on?

ps - I have a swf file to show you

except I left my data stick at home

so you'll just have to imagine it today...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)

that's quite awesome.

*clicks*

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)

Lob it over to me later..

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)

further mention of that area of the manual 'twas a bit further down the board

www.b3ta.com/board/8828405

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)

Freebs is claiming illness

to try to excuse his not keeping up.

only messing.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)

WOO YAY HOOPLA PANOWIE!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)

ooooooooooh you're taking a fuckin gamble there aren't ya?

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Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)

LOL that butterfly is a gay. OLOL.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)

all butterflies are gay

that's how they're called butterflies.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)

Nuh uh. They're called that because they crave DRUGS.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)

yeah -

GAY drugs... like amyl nitrate and PINK

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)

Farkin poofs.

ALL O' T'EM.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)

yeah but they're dirty as fuck

and a butterfly's chuff is almost as tight as a gnats chuff... think on that!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)

Last time I did class As (long time ago)

I got off with a heumeu in a graveyard, and he's since turned hetero and had a child.

Oh yes. I'm THAT good. :D

(I think it may have not really had anything to do with me, but all of the above did happen)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)

I did something similar

but she turned into a Unicorn... I haven't really herd from her since...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)

Ohhhhh I'd love a unicorn.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)

I did

... it requires a steady hand and a step ladder.

you have to be a real man to satisfy an imaginary beast!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)

You mean

the buttery trouser stains are a giveaway?

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)

and I 'm guessing your sig

is ironic?

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)

It's like 10,000 noobs...

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)

Didn't Natalie Merchant used to sing with them?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)

/links maybe?

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)

Right you are...

Maybe? Probably - but it would get a bit lost on the whole page.

(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)

But it's fine to knock off people's hard work from this page?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)

*sings in his deeperst operatice voive*

STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)

Welcome to www.flick3r.com/board

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)

Ha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)

haha!

tomorrow: 4chan day

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)

I thought today was Monday

*confused*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)

*quietly shows Trelly the diary*

It's not you, lovely - it's them. *points*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)

That's ok then :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)

that's not a diary

that's a crude pencil drawing of your willy with unfathomable engineering instructions....

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)

Well, I've forgotten how it damn well works...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)

but .. but...

a specific latent heat of Orange?
A relative mass of Wednesday?
Resistance: A packet of Cheesy Quavers ohms?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)

I love you guys

*sniff*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)

Is it Tuesday already?

Fucksocks. I was having sausages for tea on Monday, and I was quite looking forward to it.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)

I was having beef stew

Damnation!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)

your sig fits very well

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)

thats why i chose it

Life is like one long newbie tuesday for me. My motto is "Lick the window of life" :)

(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)

lick any windows you so desire...

but you may want to consider the possibility that this might have been better on /links

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)

b3ta

is still shit with even more new folks that seem to think it's flickr?

I'll be off again then.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)

Oh bloody hell

You've just got here and you're flouncing already.
Stay and insult people and entertain us.
p.s. Hello big boy!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)

hello. I have no time for b3ta

I am painting ( well I am supposed to be painting but am currently stopping painting )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)

Any progress

On that thing re my mate?

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)

sadly no.

I told you. If you don't poke me and annoy me then things on the back burner have a bad habit of falling down the back of the cooker for ages.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)

POKES!

Hard! ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)

well hello there sweetheart.

yes. yes it is.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)

dunnae let it worry you, sir

We're glad you're here.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)

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Shlvng, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)

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badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)

MORE HOT STONES, JOHN?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)

^ needs more 'Gall-'

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)

I'm not

but I do

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)

A very merry cherry herry snerry werry day, sir wir flir nir tur.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)

anyone got any headache tablets?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)

Aye

do you want nurofen, paracetamol, ibuprofen, cocodamol or pink ibuprofen I shouldn't have any more?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)

cocodamol is the greatest.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)

Fizzy, this is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)

My hypochondriac flatmate used to give out her prescription cocodamol when I was at uni

Superb at removing headaches or any other pain.

2 pints of guinness shortly after taking them is not a good idea though. I instantly turned into Mr. Soft and was unable to inform anyone about why the world in which I was living was so strange.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)

Did you walk like him too?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)

It was mostly that.

I couldn't walk straight and my knees kept bending too much. Talking was also a significant problem.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)

Ohhhhhhkidoki then.

I shall never spike your guinness with cocodamol.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)

It's ace when that happens though

You TOTALLY forget the pain!

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)

Not too much please.

I like to know I'm being raped.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)

I'll put your boxers back on inside out before I dump

you on the steps of the salvation army and run off. That's how you'll know it was me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)

I'm glad I read the whole of that.

You broke the Subject: off at a particularly inopportune point in the sentence.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

I've got my window on a weird size setting

you're right though, that was fairly inopportune.

I'll have to have one at some point though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)

You Would

OK... Brace yourself.

*Rapes, not enjoys due to too many pain killers given to victim.
Damn

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)

Cocodamol?!

No way, Solpadol ftw

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)

Stop hoarding all the pain-killers,

FAE.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)

Stop hoarding all the good joints and male genitals

SAM.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)

FINE. Take what you need.

HURRUMPH.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)

I'd love to be a boy, I'd be ace at it.

Well, I'd be Johnny Bravo, but that's ace, right?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)

I suspect you'd be average. Being THIS awesome needs practice.

*buffs willy*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)

Get tae. I'd be a rad man and no mistake.

I'd cultivate a pencil tache, smoke cigars whilst leering and snap my braces at the broads.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)

*sexually confused*

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)

*slaps your bottom and calls you doll*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)

*tremble*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)

... it appears you aspire to be me

... although I smoke a pipe and have a curly tash... also - when I wear beaces I let them hang down rather than putting them over my shoulders.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)

What's their function then?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)

to hang down arooond ma arse

and draw people's attention to it

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)

Can I have the gay Ibuprofen?

They sound fun

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)

Yeah, they're not even mine

the girl who used to work for me had a thing and got these prescribed then left. Hurrah for free drugs.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)

this should help

chiron.valdosta.edu/mawhatley/2500/spiral.htm

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)

Oh dear

"the same as what occurs" and Comic Sans all in one paragraph. Have I died and gone to heaven?

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)

you've gone to Valdosta State University!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)

I have Fanta, cheap beer and Blu-Tac. Would this suffice?

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)

great

I'll have that and one of each of Wow's

That should sort it....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)

Nothing shifts brainache like eating all the stuff I have on my desk :)

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)

I've got yucky lemsip super duper mega ultra maxstrength turbo champion mach 3 fusion power stay-fresh next generation high def hi-fi high income savings cold and flu plus.

You can have some of that.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)

Use Gin. Always works.

A nice double shot of Martin Miller's with Fever Tree Tonic and either some fresh lime juice, or a chunk of cucumber.

repeat until collapse.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)

Pervert

(

and?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)

Nothing, I just like saying it

puuuuurrrr verrrrr TAH

(

That's sounds very evangelistic

well done

PS: Keith Caputo is performing about 200 meters from my house on the end of this month!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)

YAY

(who the fox hat?)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)

GO TO YOUR ROOM

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)

NNNNGH!

*want*

(

I'm not, and I don't

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)

Happy B3taday, Freebs!

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)

THIS!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)

ta potty

good grief!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)

Hahahaha brilliant.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)

And now a massage from the Swedish Prime Minister

slappity slap smack pound pound pummel slappity slappity slap smack pound pound pummel slappity slappity slap smack pound pound pummel slappity slappity slap smack pound pound pummel slappity slappity slap smack pound pound pummel slappity slappity slap smack pound pound pummel slappity slappity slap smack pound pound pummel slappity slap

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)

Ha ha ha ha what????

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)

you loony

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)

Oh yes....

*Pythons*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)

*does poor Muppets Swedish Chef imitation*

Also - THREAD DELETION!

oops no it's still down there. Ah well, w*rk tiem anyway...

*re-lurks*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)

hahahahahhahaha!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)

Yeah, Sarah. That's it...

A little more to the right...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)

haha great!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)

doesn't deserve it's own thread and tother one is a toofar

so i'm hijacking this *checks faq...*

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)

Ooooh, excellently done sir!

(

hahahah, that's brilliant!

they need to enter "Britains Pets have got X factor strictly on ice"

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)

You are strong in the ways of the b3ta

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)

LARFTER

This is mighty and ace.

*click*

(

Shlvng, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)

i wonder who made this image ...

Click for bigger (223KB)

(noobaaaaarcgdfgdh ., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)

I'm guessing you didn't then?

(

in vino veritas, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)

^this

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)

that

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)

t'otter

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)

t'beaver

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)

then I saw her face

now I'm t'beaver

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)

t'me

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)

Happy b3taday and cheer up

(

in vino veritas, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)

can you make t'bank waive charges?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)

I usually can

when I ring them up and talk pleasantly to them.

Then again, I don't often incur charges.

(

in vino veritas, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)

that's why you're oh so good

and I'm a financial idiot

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)

*hugs*

(

in vino veritas, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)

*glee*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)

Cor!

It's daytiem Ivy!
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)

If it isn't you, we couldn't give a fig.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)

No, we're keeping the figs right here.

*guards figs*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)

For tasty cake/biscuit (I'm still not sure) suprises later.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)

marrinated figs, mascapone, mulled syrup

... :D

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)

oh shut up you fiend

*salivates*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)

We could buy fig rolls for 2p each

at playtime, back when I was a mini-Jess

(

:-( I'd love to be ickle again.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)

well - get a lead licking pipe

and one day you might develop Alzheimer's

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)

Fig rolls? I WANT SOME NOW.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)

That'll be tuppence, please.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)

EXTORTION!

(

Oh, I think not...

*secretly profits and shares proceeds with Jessie*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)

Yay!

er...I mean- nothing to see here, move along people

(

That's more like it.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)

How about I sing you a song from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang instead?

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)

Weeeelllllllll........

OK, then.

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)

GROW THE ROSES, THE ROSY ROSES!

UP FROM THE ASHES GROW THE ROOOSES OF SUCCEEESSSSSS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)

can we throw the prunes at him though?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)

Oh yes.

That's today's approved Projectile of Abuse™

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)

*face falls*

*looks sadly at massive basket of swedes in the corner*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)

They'll last till tomorrow

When we'll REALLY need them, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)

You have a very good point.

Now put it away, you're distracting the guards.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)

I say!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)

belgians are easier to throw... Swedes tend to be a bit on the corpulent side.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)

Germans I tell you!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)

oh fer gawds saaaaake

I tell you...TWO teeny world wars, that changed the face of Europe for ever and now they get the stick for everything. sheesh

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)

:(((((

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)

have you got one for tampons?

they never seem to fit in my cock.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)

You're not shoving hard enough.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)

There's a trick to it

You push the string in first with a cocktail stick, then pull it out of your arse, drawing the tampon behind it.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)

I have to admit, I laughed at first.

but, it seems to work!

But I fear I shall never laugh again.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)

t('-' ) < kirby flippin you off. heh

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)

Hahaha that's very good that.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)

looks more like dizzy than kirby, fool.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)

t('-' t)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)

Exorcist Dizzy!

GTFO SATAN!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)

LOL NAW DNT WNA

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Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)

come again?

I'm not following you...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)

I really hope you are being ironic, and that you really did do this pic,

or everyone's gonna get all board-nazi on you.

And no-one uses lubrication on this /board.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)

I wrap mine in sandpaper just in case THEY have lubed...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)

*points to emergency glass covered box in bunker wall that says break incase of bunker invasion.*

that contains a 18 inch dildo wrapped in razor wire. There is a £200 fine if used improperly though

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)

what are 'appling waxes'?

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)

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