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#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# The trouble with dribbles
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I was going to say, "Why nowdays do all actors seem to have to have perfect skin/make up/everything just to be able to act?"
Then I remembered William Shatner.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# and his bassoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Cardboard tube
to insert the Tribbles.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# hahahah
fuck, i did not need that in my head
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# the tube goes in your butthole, not your mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# I have a picture for you.
 
amycrehore.blogspot.com/2008/10/halloween-in-time-of-cholera.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# thanks! but, i have it already.
connor linked to the guy posting them on flickr.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I came there
by way of Amy Crehore's 'blog which I've only started reading this week.

amycrehore.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# fuckhat blog!
looks interesting, i'll have a poke around.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Heh,
another victim.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# it definitely isn't lupus.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# This is how the new Star Trek will be percieved by my subconcious

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# guess it's safe to say that this guy won't be having kids..
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 7:02, archived)
# is it wrong that i would?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# But don't forget


Argh!something went awry with paint.net?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# you didn't use enough GEL
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# toupe'
*raises hair in acknowledgement*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# which hair?
is it wiry and knotted?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Knotted?
That's what afro combs are for.

WHICH? HAIR - solving pube selection dilemmas.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# arf!
you are a nonsense!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Absurdity
gives me a reason to live.

/existentialist blog
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# what is mind?
doesn't matter.
what is matter?
never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# hahahahahahaahhaahHAHHAHAAHHAHAA.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# highway curd?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# repost in a new thread?
oh no you didnt!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# wednesday: the new tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# strange-just popped back to my images...
no sign of previous ?confused.essex
meanwhile please feel free to punish me with implement of your choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# *vomits all over you*
i don't feel well :(
nitey nite b3taians!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Night
Skuggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# aha, skug trolled you/us.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Hmmm


An oldie...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# even polar bears want to kill cops.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# even bluegrass bands and john tesh.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1afVYLa44MI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# WHAT'RE YOU GONNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# john tesh?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# possibly not such a good choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# it'd be great fun!
imagine having his fan base all at attention for a few hours....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# wow. i almost came.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# hahah what?
survey says: this is not a repost
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# thanx for clarification/phew!
*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I'M HENRY THE EIGHTH I AM
NO REALLY, I FUCKING AM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] If only they had Fosters back then.
(bowers85 is currently a 'glass half empty' type of guy, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# christians will believe/drink anything.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# and lo, god created indulgence
against all his better judgements, but he let this one slip
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# DRINK!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# or you know
a decent pint
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# hahaha
this is well perky stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Fosters is...
...sudsy pisswater. Real men drink Guinness.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:30, archived)
# Seconded
I've tasted condensed vacuum with more flavour.
(Crevice 's contents puked and crawled back in again on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 7:29, archived)
# Fosters
This is fantastic! FP. Now!
(ComplexStuff Was confused by life on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Lord have mercy!
Great work
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# The guy
in the middle could have turned it into special brew
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Think For Yourself
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# She loves you
Yarr, Yarr, Yarr
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# arrrrr.....!!!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I not be signing yar letters...argh!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Aye!
Piece and jam, piece and jam.
Thomas only eats plain breed, ya cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# rubber? but i prefer latex!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY YOU NECROPHILIAC FREAK.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I missed my b3taday...
..sniff, sniff.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# well cheers sweetheart
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# ghost says hey too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# haha, awesome
i missed my b3taday last year; i intend to have an animation ready tomorrow... here's hoping, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# polyester!
that's the real mccoy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# watch out beatles about?
GOOD NIGHT b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# b3tales?
*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# nom, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
#


Click for bigger (169KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# if only they'd aborted paul and ringo....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)
# beats...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:39, archived)
# I see this somehow
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSHOLES.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# not a patch
on their other album
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I saw some other spiders here a while ago...
So here is mine.

I call her Leroy. She lives next to my wheely bin.



Bigger image here...

No photoshopping here, just a photo what I took.
(Court_Jester, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# o hai new person.
welcome to flickr
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# ha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# There's no "rule" against photos, dickshot.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# yes there is. the one that says they bore everyone to fucking tears and take up the board.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I think the occassional picture of a cool spider
is not really a problem

It was entire Sundays of "Here is a pretty sunset i took a picture of!" that pissed people off.

Still, sticking a top hat and a monocle on the little fella wouldn't go amiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# That's what I thought.
Real Photo Sunday was students posting 3000 of their photos every week that they took for photography projects, right?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# like this...
(Court_Jester, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# THANKYOUVERYMUCHFOLKSI'LLBEHEREALLWEEK!
 
woo, and indeed - yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# apart from the one that says 'Real Photo Sunday is shite. Give it up.'
Sunday- anyday, this isn't flickr

but I do wanna know what the fuck kind of spider this is :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# It's just a common spider :/
I see them all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# strictly no there isn't although it is inadvisable.
there is a rule about being insulting however...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# It's a tabby.
BYENIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# N's
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Why am i looking at a picture of your... omg! KILL IT! KILL IT!
tis a nice pic, hairy legs an all
(chippy time travel agents, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# ARGH
It's got fucking thorns on its fucking legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Well I like her.
Even if she is a spider.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I did a macro
this is a pound coin


Click for bigger (57KB)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# ooooh.
I did some with a CD writer lens once. Great fun. Only one wasn't blurry as fuck though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# I have 7500 unshopped photos of various animals on my Fotoweb database
I am anxious to share them with you all in a new thread


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# yeah
YEAH!
GIVE 'EM TO US1!111!1
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# and 500,000 on our servers I've yet to deal with
being a 9-5 guy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Well which is it?
5 thousand, 6 thousand, 7 thousand?....
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# My IT boss did something deeply technical and said there were half a million .jpgs on our servers
but that's short of the reality, I have access virtually everywhere, and keep finding the odd bundle of 90mb .tifs in their multitudes

it is genuinely hilarious how fucking thick people are

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Couldn't you just print them out and fax them to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# You realize this might be the mother of all faxes
and not arrive in colour?

fax is so yesterday anyway, it seems Soviet
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# S'cool
just send it to 020 79250918.
I'm sure it'll get to me eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# ooo...
Here's my picture of a spider
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# she's beautiful.
and per all the chatter up there, people tend to like manipulated images here though it's not a hard and fast rule. as a new person you'll be savaged for it, but once you get a few thousand posts under your belt you can ignore that and just yell at newbs who don't do things your way.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# is that your camera?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# ooooh, pretty!
 
what kind of spider is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# European Garden Spider...
Rather boring really...
(Court_Jester, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# ah, but you don't see them in the Pacific.
so not that boring to me.

I mostly just have big fuck off black ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# which appear to be of South African origin?
 
www.tepapa.govt.nz/TePapa/English/CollectionsAndResearch/CollectionAreas/NaturalEnvironment/InsectsSpidersAndSimilar/SpidersWeb/What/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)
# I'm not sure
I got my info from Wikipedia...

But the Orb Web spider is pretty close, same sort of species. The Orb Web, Garden Spider, Cross Spider are all essentially the same thing.
(Court_Jester, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# what?!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# she'd ride you like a pirate and spit out the pips
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# so does she have three ladyholes? or just one in the middle, like an octopus' mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# a beakunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# what the
fu?

my brain is having a hard time making sense of this picture. That's usually a good sign around these parts.

Keep up the good work!!
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# But where are her rude bits?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# they are in the hole, at finishing school
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# 4 legs = 3 cunts
In every relationship she's had, she gets fucked left, right and centre.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Badum
Tish
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
#


or even

(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# haha fcuk!
here we go..
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Fcuk indeed
400 posts in 11 days?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# at least 200 of them reposts
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# WELL YOU NEVER TIRE OF WHORING OUT YOUR CRAP, YOU HYPOCRITICAL NUTSACK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# BRITAIN'S NEXT BEAR MODEL
Vote noW!...
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=s4nVn7t-kVA

MOD EDIT: Oh fuck off, you spamming cunt.
(mattbiancoswanker, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# DONG BASTARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# lol, oldie-goldie
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Are you doing it wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# you want
www.b3ta.com/links
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# yeah
I'm on it
*votes like there's no tomorrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# what?


edit: I fancy making a beefburger now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# is it al"CIA" duh?
*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# yes
:)

or maybe something else

reversed, due to mongment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# WHY YOU NO GO RINKS BOARD, HUH?
/lacist
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# i like to fuck hairy men.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Lego Nighthawks

Edward Hopper, Nighthawks
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# simply
wonderful

*clicks*
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# that is fucking ace
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Brilliantly done.
*clicketh*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# That is rather rah
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Absolutely
Fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# i've said it before and i'll say it again.
edward hopper is a no-talent hack. sorry to all who like his work, but it's the anal leakage of the art world.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# What!!
You obviously haven't seen the real painting then. It's beautiful and will change your mind.
(eyebrows, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# no, no, no.
no, it will not.

no.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# This is so nice.
cleeeeek.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Why is there a Stormtrooper behind the bar?!!
*head explodes*

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# why is Indiana jones
drinking coffee in 1920s America?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# yep, who wouldn't buy a drink from an imperial stormtrooper
and why not?

The only character to match the barman all in the white on the original.
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] woo!

sorry
EDIT:do you really need a de-ris?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_album
album covers COULD sometimes be famous works of art... ok so it's tenuous
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# that's not art
that's something i wiped my arse with this morning
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# how did you manage THAT?
wasn't it glossy?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# nah
a kind of matt brown
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I know Matt Brown.
(LLPaulJ 's momma said knock you out, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# that's
fantastic...
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# yeah!
honk of approval:honk
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Hahahahah
Win
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# ta
cool thanks for all that.

wooo I got my first front page.

hooorah.
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# that was quick
but well deserved
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# congrats!
well-deserved.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# very
well deserved

congrats :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I'd save the effort
spending any more time on it as a google search reveals it's been done plenty of times.

www.flickr.com/photos/udronotto/sets/72157594520940536/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# not
with stormtroopers though ;)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# nice link
i'll get on with something else.
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# what a monumental fucknut
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# SO'S YOUR MUM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# But none as sensitively put together.
This is tops.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:26, archived)
# wooclick
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# damn! this is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# b3ty hippaday
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# love it!!!
Nighthawks is one of my favourite artworks... this is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Well done.
WooYay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# excellent
 
woo, yay, and houplah, even!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# one of the best things I've seen here
.
(clut, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Totally fucking awesome.
I suddenly desire Lego.
(hypernation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Extra woos for effort with the lighting.
(Anglepoise?!)

That sounds dismissive. Shouldn't. This is seriously fab.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:25, archived)
# lamp
yep, with a large piece of card with a hole in it above the bar so the light on the street comes from inside the bar not from the lamp.
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# this is the best thing i have seen
WITH MY EYES!!

very very well done.
much love
(bunglist, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:48, archived)
# awesom3
!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Absolutely awesome.
Congrats on the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# *Click*
just lovely...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Yaaaay!
I like that very much. Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Amazing
This is superb - do you have a higher res image? I'd like to print and frame it :)
(jodytee, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# bigger
this is: 1280x753:

farm4.static.flickr.com/3130/2856407894_3af6fcd4c9_o.jpg

not really big enough to print. I'll upload the original somewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# large version
Large Lego Nighthawks 3407x1879 pixels
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# - Clicks -
- To The Max! -
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)
# woooooooooooooo
now my new desktop
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# woo hoo
also my new desktop. simply fabulous
(naranjita, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Sorry for butting in...
www.artinthepicture.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/nighthawks.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! FreudianSlap, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# nice
that is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# woo
Worth a click, you can't beat lego.
(I helped save b3ta! Hainesey, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# lol!
but I do prefer this Glaswegian interpretation
(william_shatner, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Love this
Clicks
(mon bison powered by magnets, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Very nicely made
Love the attention to detail and the fact that there's a damn Stormtrooper there!
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Lovely, just lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# really, really well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# WOO
that's fantastic
(Baron von Aaron CHARGE!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# brilliant!
.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Caligraphy'd!

Stupid low-watt bulb has ruined it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# hehehehe!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Hi there.....
I am brand new to this, been lurking a while and finally decided to get on in there.
I asked for some help with explaining how all this all works on the talk board and just got a load of people calling me c*u*n*t.
I hope you guys aer nicer than this, I just need a little guidance on how this all works.
I'm lovely, me, so be a mate and help me out.
xXXx

Edit: If I've written this in the wrog place (after seeing your pics) please don't tell me off, just let me know what in the hell I should be doing!!
(leglesss let that be a lesson to you, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# No-one will call you a cunt here
1) Do photoshop
2) Post
3) Join in all our reindeer games.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
#
No-one
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
#


Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# you'll get
much of the same here. Except those cunts at /talkbollocks are not a patch on our ire.

Just read the fucking FAQ.
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# You've obviously not been lurking that long. HELLO, NEW PERSON.
ARE YOU A CAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Well normally, people tend to use this board to post photoshops
there is no rule to say you have to, but most of the people here are assholes who like to make up their own rules and shout at other people who break them.

You should probably start by reading the FAQ. It has not been updated for about 4 years, but might get you started in the right direction.

b3ta.com/features/faq/

Otherwise, sit back and watch for a while - you will pick it up. Or open photoshop and make a picture - we like that.

And if anyone calls you a rude name, tell them to fuck off.


(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# ^This.
And ignore Pasanonic, he's a dick :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# ^this
also ignore ClanSoul, he's only trying to get into your knickers
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# what about me?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# i'm still trying to get you out of mine
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Fuck no.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# we have to make up our own rules now.
you are such a lazy bastard bob and won't update them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# It is so hard to try to rewrite the FAQ
when you know that people will ignore the important bits ("Don't be a cunt') and take the less important bits as some kind of divine law ("That image is 51KB! Be you chastised to hell!!").
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Do I look like a man
who accepts excuses? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# OK - new FAQ
Rule #1, No Panasonic.

*BANS*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Oh for fucks sake.
not again?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
 
NOW FUCK OFF AND KILL YOURSELF
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)
# What?
I am revolting!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# no you are not dahling.
you are just the sweetest thing! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# You build up our expectations only to dash them with sarcasm.
Why? WHY?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# It's great to know you think so highly of us
*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# what are the missing letters?
i don't know any seven letter words spelt like taht
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Cournut
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# You mean rellies.
Short for relatives in my neck of the woods!
(leglesss let that be a lesson to you, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Oh no.
an antipodean. It's all going downhill.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# we don't drink stella.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Then how do you explain those bruises?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# they're fake
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# if you posted this one hour later
you'd be in gayshift

and people would be fluffy

but it's not

so now I'm going outside to set fire to ming vases
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Minge vases
MINGE VASES!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# CRIVVENS MA BOAB! I HAVE JUXTAPOSED MY MING AND MINGE VASES!
oh what a mishap!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# The best kind of mishap.
The smell of burnt pubic hair in the air tonight
/sting
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# "I can smell it, burning in the air tonight, oh lord"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Oof!
Shards!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# CHRIST! shaaaaaaaaaards! thaaaaaasands of 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# ok. the talk board don't really seem to like people with L-plates.
/board doesn't really like text posts like that. have a read of the faq. www.b3ta.com/board/features/faq

which will sortof tell you how to use the board and stuff.

then join in by talking to people in their treads and by making and posting pictures
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# oh yeah, pictures
I knew there was something I haven't done recently
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# This is the fluffiest collective response I've seen to a text post.
Awww, you guys are all so flufferly and cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# do you think i can score with her now?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Which regular are you?
A mod should see your IP address and have the last laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# i don't know that it is.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# much mirth elsewhere
we catch them quick!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I was thinking
this...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# 80.00.81.35
Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# 710.77345
no, hang on..
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# wut?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# duh...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Hahah
That's probably mine
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# CLICK THE "L" NEXT TO YOUR NAME
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# extreem
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# FUCK YEA!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Why am I smirking at a hanging?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# because he killed thousands and deserves no less
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Falling
out of favour with the wrong people.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# so when are we hanging bush and blair?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Great plan, mongy.
You'll make a killing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# haha!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# haha - that
ropes's useful stuff for sure...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] PLAYA
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# My immediate thought was
'A limp what?' And then I got it. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# HAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# A limp is a type of slug.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# It is?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Dumbass!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# >:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8837527
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# so when are you two going to stop the this playground teasing and get it on
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I don't think Ttssattsr and ClanSoul fancy eachother
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# True, also.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# how do you know
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Well I'm not hexachordal, so...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# sometimes I have to control what I type
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# You are predictable though.
PREDICTABLE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# >:[
>:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Wups.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Meanface.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# haha
what kind of insult is that?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# A HURTFUL ONE. BAAAAAWWW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# BAWW BAWW BLACK SHEEP
YOU OFFEND THE CONFUSED
IF YOU GOT ANY WOOL
TAKE IT TO A FAIR TRADE SHOP
AND FILL THEIR BAGS FULL

^__^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Discomeats: a man with words.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I am filled with words, and that other thing, yes, shit, I am also filled with shit, if you cut me, do I not bleed poop?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Perhaps you bleed cat. I bleed cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# we all bleed cat, man
=^.^=
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# A rose by any other name would smell as sweet?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# it might, if left on a radiator in direct sunlight long enough
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# What about if it was named sweet?
Or Malcom?

You didn't think about that did you Shakespeare?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# IT WOULD STILL SMELL THE SAME THOUGH JERU
STILL SMELL THE SAME
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# No it wouldn't as smell is a psychological interpretation of sensory information.
It's just as likely your sense of smell would be altered.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
I read this in the style of Shatner.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# What does that mean?!
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# haha, me too now
HAHA HAHA. HA. HAHA.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# BIG BABY
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# BUTTJOBS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# LOLWUT
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# A good one.
x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# "MEANY FACE!"
heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# See?
It's good! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# so I should say that, should the occasion arise for nawty words, or should I continue saying "Piss phlegming cock puncher" and similar?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# You can mix it in.
A: You mean face!
B: Well you're a dick
A: You're a piss phlemgming cock puncher
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# all this street slang is very confusing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# WORD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# FO SURE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I actually want to make a tent called 'everyone I have ever loved'
and just write TRACY on it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# as in Dick?
I hear ya fella.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# No, As in Emin.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# is your name tracy?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# have we had the tents pearoasted yet?
If I remember correctly

a large one entitled 'tracey emin - all the men I've ever slept with'
next to it a tiny one
'Jordan - all the men I've refused'

it was a while ago, might have a copy somewhere
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# hahah.
Nicely.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# that
took me a long time...nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just
pearoast this in here then. The rules did say "anything but your Arts package" and last I checked, Word wasn't an "Arts" package ;)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# and pasting an image
into a word processor is not difficult nor warrants any space on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# it wasn't
want to see the word file? No? Well here it is anyway.

la reve original word doc

Whilst I'm at it, I'll give you the link to the full size version where you can clearly see that it's not just a pasted photo.

la reve large version

But to be honest, I wish I hadn't fucking bothered wasting hours and hours on it. Yes, your comment has somewhat pissed me off.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# read his sig
then re-read your post

then go and get a drink/smoke/joint whatever you like to relax with

and remember this is just b3ta, it's not real life
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# s'alright
I'm just a bit tired and narky at the mo.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# you don't warrant any space on b3ta.
 
YOU SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Rofl Troll
Fight!
(hypernation, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Nice :)
:)
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# that is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# now that...
is frickin' impressive.
bravo.
(I helped save b3ta! hubris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# excellent stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
what's going on there then?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# hilarious looking new Star Trek movie
trekmovie.com/images/ew1015trekcover.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# So you're telling me
the linked version isn't shopped?
Isn't Simon Pegg in this, playing Scottie?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Yepp!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# yep, he really has sunk to new depths
first the appalling fat boy, then alienate, now this.

"Paul" had better be something special or he's a write off for me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# so stuff he hasn't co written, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# pretty much
oh isn't he in a Die Hard or Mission Implausible? I haven't seen that, is it as good as Big Train?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# MI:3, as the cool kids call it.
not seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Alienate was bad?
I wanted to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I enjoyed Fat Boy.
There. I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# It probably is shopped
but not for comedy reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# that was quick
WOO.
funny thing tho, it looks more like the original Spock and Kirk now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# hahahahaha I fixed them :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# nipple touch
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Hahahah!
But what have you changed?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Bah
beaten to it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# they should call the new movie
star twink* or something
fucking greedy imbeciles
EDIT: "well, we decided the next movie should be more accessible and cater also for the homosexual audience."


I'm not against LGBT people in any way, but that aesthetic simply sucks...

EDIT2:*copyrighted by Pedro Hin :P
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I gunner have claim prior art on part of that statement :P
b3ta.com/board/8837496
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# lol angry trekkies fucking rock!!!


CALL HIM A CUNT IN KLINGON!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
#
I kinda dislike LGBT [i]organisations[/i], i appreciate that for the most part they exist to give people a chance to be themselves in private and safe environments, but they always come across as very militant, and on occasion anti-hetero-sexual in their activities
bit like militant christian/atheist groups really fucking get on my tits
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# hahahaha
silly bugger :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# hahaha
I think you need this:

(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# blowing beard rings ftw!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Set moustaches to stun.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# pfft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# bahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I hear there's a sequel to The Last Starfighter coming out!
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Picasso...

...but with rope and a rosemary sprig
Original
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# lovely
i thought that was toothpaste fro a moment
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# You've just given
me an idea for my next piece...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# This being b3ta
I had other ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# mayonnaise?
you sick freak.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Brilliant! :D
That gets a click from me!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Shit-propelled dove time
In a woosome way 'course
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Coo that is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# no
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# that's super.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# very nice constable
do we have a suspect yet?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# well....we thought we had-turned out he was stringing us along
1
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# now
we're tied up with another case
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and at least a little grimy



en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_(Duchamp)
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# needs more urinal
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Duchamp's fountain gets on my nerves :/
I dunno why.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# just as well it wasn't his bidet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# True.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# L.H.O.O.Q >
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] L.H.O.O.Q?
DSC00170

well, we got the moustachioed lady :) (genuine tattoo)

we love Wikipedia
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# HIGH FIVE, BRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# que?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# why am i looking at your dog
's water dish?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Didn't you request it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# links...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_(Duchamp)
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# oh i'm just teasing.
that's clearly the gimp's water dish.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I just sat on the shitter and shaved my testicles.
I only cut myself twice and only one of those was with the cut throat razor.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# a)why?
b)actually, forget it, i don't want to know
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
#
havingapoo.blogspot.com

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# This photo was taken by R. Mutt
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I wonder if you even bother pickle jars in the toilet
or anywhere near the bathroom, for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Hahaha
I've been wondering that lately too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Puff...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PUFF?!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# U LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# GTF! I AINT A GAY LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# OMG PUFF ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# i know you are but what am i?
no backsies
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I AM RUBBER YOU ARE GLUE
BOUNCES OFF ME STICKS TO YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# your mum
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# ZOMG! smokingz rulez!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# damn right it fucking does.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# i have been craving cigars of late
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# We passed a cigar store the other day in Princeton
and it smelled fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# i recently had a cohiba
it was great

also, have you noticed how similar emo hair is to the merseybeat moptop? i did recently when i walked past some poor fucker recently that was the spit of paul mccartney
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# i miss them. i hate ciggies and joints, but i like a good cigar.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# i only have a cigar at weddings or when someone i know has a kid
ie not often enough
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# You are gay
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# FOR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# i feel like smoking
not had one for years
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# back in the habit i see
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# damn straight.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Both big and clever.
Like swearing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Ok but have you got a light first?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
#
yup
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# let's set people who swear on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# At the trailer park near my house, they have bonfires
and my friend Casey, who lives there, he said at one of the bonfires, some kid got set on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# did it burn his neck?
did he sound like Barnaby bear?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Probably.
And maybe?
xD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Yeah but that means
once they're on fire, if they start swearing we've got nowhere to go.
Maybe we should just burn them a little bit each time. Like, on the neck or something.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# They won't like it,
that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# at work last week
[i work in the science dept of a secondary school] the kids were 'learning' about (the dangers of) smoking and it amused me to overhear a small group of them teasing one of their peers:
Child1: "Olly SMOKES!"
Child2: "I do NOT!"
Child1:"yes you do, i SEEN ya!"
Child2:"I do not! *wails*"
Child1:"*sings* Olly is a smoker, olly is a smoker! urrrgh! he STINKS!"

such a turnaround from when i was at school!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Hahahah
How old is secondary school?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# That's fucking great.
Really nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# ^This
And those^ what they said.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# SHUT UP LOSER
xD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# SMOKEN IS KL
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# IM AM A SMOKEN
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# SMOKEN BAKEY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# menthols? ughhh
woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# puff puff give motha fucka!!


looks again...urgh menthol fags
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I don't get how you can tel!!!

EDIT: Yes, I do. Nevermind. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# green fag stripes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# that's the bassist from my dismal haircut, isn't it?
SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
yepp! :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# yep, definitely him.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Clunge McPherson?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# it's the drummer from cheswick meerkat delicatessen
and it's good
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# That is FANTASTIC
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# it was on some compilation record i bought once.
i love it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# It's catchy :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# It's Benny Hill in his emo faze.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# MENTHOL? GAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# LOL


How can you tell?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# GREEN STRIPE.
HELLO, KOLLORKOTTY. HOW ARE YOUS?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Oooooh.
HELLO TTSSOTTSR. I AM GUDS K THX. HOW ARE YOUS?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I AM ANGRY.
BLARR. BLAAARRRRR. BLOORRGHH. BLORRAAHGGRRRLOOMMHHHHLOOGGHMMH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# WHY ANGRY?
BLARR
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# FFEELRRGHHBLLLEEERRGH.
REASONS, OKAY? SHUT UP. STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS. THE PRESSURE IS ALL TOO MUCH. IT WILL LEAD TO STOMPING. STOMPING WITH MY STOMPERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# FINE GEEZ
WHATEVS
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# BLAEERRGGGFLOORRHRHHH BLOORRHHGGG BORG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# *TEMBLEFEAR*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# SORRY LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# the green stripes on the cig
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# and the general light green
colouring of the cigarette, indicating the mint, or 'menthol' flavouring added to the cigarette.

Or something
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Art is piss


Click for bigger (148KB)
(Anal Baby You Smell, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# but is piss art?
edit: welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I've been told on a number of occasions
that I am a piss artist. I'm just naturally talented I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# man, that's just surprise sex waiting to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# so is your post
www.partywerks.com/inflatables/Twister/Twister.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# ARTCRIME.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# You have convinced me that every single picture on the internet
has been seen by various B3tards because nobody seems to get away with it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
#
yeah it is, so what?
(Anal Baby You Smell, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sorry, not laughing at your pic, I just saw a promo pic/magazine cover for the new Star Trek movie
trekmovie.com/images/ew1015trekcover.jpg
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# tefal?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Oh fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# haha
watch it Kirk, Sylar will suck your brain!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# He should have stuck his willy in the cheerleaders head
that would have been tv gold
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I'd Tivo that!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Have you just invented a new verb?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# no,
I think I stole it from the Yanks. The only idiots that bought Tivo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Or just raped her.
I mean realistically that is probably what would have happened, or at least touched her up creepily.

Though I suppose if it was realistic then she would have just beat him to death after she first hit him.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# whaaaaaaaat
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# *Vomits out whole goat*
That is wrong in SO many ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# hahahahahaha
you too huh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# dear fucking god
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Christ on a bike!
Not sure what to think about that cover.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# masseeev heeeeds!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Headline: Spock in actually Emo girl shocker
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Is Kirk animated by the Team America crew?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# the way they are near each other reminds me more of
a poster for some sci-fi gay-porn.
please tell me you did that.
please!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Star Twinks, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta and post your own work here
KTHXBAI
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Uhm?
p'raps this'll clear it up...
www.andipamodern.com/DET/DET-3984.HTM
(Anal Baby You Smell, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Bat on a paper towel.

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# :D
I drew him onto a plate of ink for a print I was making.
When it's dried and I have it back I'll scan that in too :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# "Using anything but the arts package on your computer..."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# That's for the image challenge, genius.
And this wasn't edited in photoshop at all, I'll have you know!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# :)
yes. It's been a long day. How do you get the transparent background without editing it in an arts package?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I saved it as a gif when I scanned it in.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# i see...
cool.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# lol....
oooooh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Hahahah
ooooooooooooooohhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# hahahahaahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# albino domo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# SOAK UP MY VILE STAINS YOU FLAPPING RODENT MENACE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# By Meatloaf?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, and indeed, dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# *applauds*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# There goes my clever idea
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# hahaha *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# like all great works of art, this will be rotting soon.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Timing...

(moistness, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# now i like moist patches...
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Great
But I find her all too attractive when she's saying 'Wipe it off' etc
(I helped save b3ta! corduroybeanpole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# If this is made with scissors and sticky-back plastic, then I'm impressed.
If not, you may have misunderstood the compo. The girl with the chavvy earring does not approve.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Neither does Blue Boy Chav :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Since we're on this meme
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)
# mine:
www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=271936
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# oooh I say
Look at you all lardy bleedin' da at Worth 1000 :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# i haven't been there for ages
that was my 'all my favourite b3tans have fucked off to 4rthur' phase
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I never went to 4rthur.. Did I miss anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# not really
it was /talk for old school b3ta

edit: with less bollocks talked
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Ah, lots of talking about the good old days when pictures were on ration and you could get a .gif and 3 .jpgs and still have change out of 50k? :D
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# not so much
it was a nice place, a friendly community, if a touch clique-ish at times
plus the links board wasn't a youtube-athon like ours
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# ah that sounds grand actually
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# oddly
i wasn't overly upset when it died, as it had got a bit too cliquey for me

mind, when i came back to b3ta it was all mugatu/4dam spunking cock pics, so that was fairly fucking cliquey too :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# It was a fucking
nightmare by the tome it died. It did have some good periods but always suffered from that clique who believed they were so much better than everyone else. Which is ridiculous of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# no one would ever do that!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Feh
Gibsons are okay but give me a Dean any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# dean?
i covet a cherry sunburst les paul
left-handed, mind
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# haha
that never fails to bewilder me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# hahaha
Bewilder?? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# yes.
I can't work out how you did it, unless you got a chav posing like that, or built a 3D tracksuit...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I like the idea of a 3d tracksuit :D
I can tell you how I did it if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# i'll wager some sort of photmanipulation software
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# you can manipulate my phots anytime honey.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# yes please. my bewilderment is giving me the throbby vein.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I just took a photo of myself in that pose and shopped myself into the pic
*TADAAAAAH!*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# hahaha
that's dedication
i would never have thought to do that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# It's usually the easiest of the options :D
(rather than spending an hour flicking through google images going "fuck, too small. Fuck, broken link. FUCK, wrong angle. FUCKFUCK wrong lighting.")
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# track suits
and slightly grubby looking lads with baseball caps. Ahh, reminds me of many a Saturday night trawling around Soho ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# haha
*slight disappointment*

I thought you were going to explain some sort of kick-ass clothing manip technique. I was getting all excited. :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# See, I knew I shouldn't have spoilt the magic
But the old saying is true - if you want to find a quicker and easier way to do something, give it to the laziest person in the room
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Vincent van Sock agrees
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# This is the best sock pic of them all
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)
# It's one of my fav's :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# He's an ear short ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# hahaha -howling applause
win
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# you made that from mashed potato?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Quick compo it.
oh, you did. Are you a mental or a slow?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Yes. No.
I mean both.
(moistness, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)

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