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"OK. Let's fill her up and get this bird back in the sky."

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Ian Woosnam, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)

YES

yesyesyesyesyesyes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)

Hahaha lovely!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You loon!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)

DINOSAUR!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)

haha

fine work.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)

O_O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)

But

Trill's for budgies,

and that's a Parrot..

I think

Ace though.. click

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)

Awesome!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)

this insanity is exactly what the internets was made for! top stuff, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)

how absurd

woo

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connor, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)

hahahahahahaha

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)

aswesoem

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)

major 'musement

lollogy

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:44, archived)

love it

cleeeeck!!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)

Pennywise the prawn

"They all float"

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)

She has enough trouble finding ONE pair of shoes she likes...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

/\ best answer of the day.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

^ best confirmation of the best anwser of the day

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)

fullscale office lolage

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)

It's been said before

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)

hehehe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

WOULD

p.s. please don't allow my overly thrusting answer above disguise the fact that your image amuses me greatly.
you are truly a man of stature.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)

imagine the stench

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inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)

haha

you win year's supply of sauce

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)

ewwwwwwwwwww

In other news, when I read this headline I was expecting to read about some gruesome new TV Show where mechanics have to answer questions based on the Spanair crash:

Cleeek

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

I'm a Celebrity, Get Me A Parachute.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)

Just read that as

Mans Laughter..

don't even know how..

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)

how rare!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

they are actually quite common

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)

must be a stealth prawn then....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)

Shopped images only?

Hmm. Watching the debate last night, I only saw this of McCain..

Obama must've hit him with a rather large rebuttal..

(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)

/neothermic

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)

All I can think this is is Keanu's new jumper.

edit: mneuh, it's his name. I'm such a knobhead. RIGHT, cigarette.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)

Pfft! n00b ;)

When he started here on b3ta, he used to sign everything /neothermic....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

Looking at his b3ta age

I must remember this, but I don't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

You must remember the days

where I'd sign everything

NeoThermic

(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

LOL!

I Love you neothermic :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)

Here is a reminder :D

b3ta.com/board/5326800
b3ta.com/board/5326950
b3ta.com/board/5327054
b3ta.com/board/5327113
b3ta.com/board/5327632

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)

you young pups

always foolin around

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hal9000 sme, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)

bwahaha

i remeber when all that started....

/Dydactarontaurus Cunt

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

Hahaha!

/mediocre

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)

he's an angry teeth grinding little man

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)

"I'm a teethgrinder. In my sleep, I grind my teeth!"

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)

Therapy?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

aye!

*rocks*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:33, archived)

he is the mechacain

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arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)

I didn't watch it, but it probably looked a bit like this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

Ha! Nice.

What's Lewis Hamilton doing in there?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

^ This

(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)

/neothermic

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

that's really good

thanks

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hal9000 sme, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)

Oh shit!

This is epic.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)

we need a link

to a bigger one!

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hal9000 sme, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)

This is excellence of the highest order

*clicks again*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)

YAY! You bidened it!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)

WHEE!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)

Needs more incessant blinking

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

Giggedy Giggedy Giggedy!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:35, archived)

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WormuIus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)

ding!wee lol

fun

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)

haha!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)

oh hai popular drawing style

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)

jesus! :O

when did this all happen? i feel weird now.

although i do like this.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

how dare you get copied.

you fucking... inspirer of the unoriginal.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)

Dude.

T-SHIRTS

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)

haha, it's happening, it's happening! *swipes off sweat*

i'm working on the 52-sheet weekly calendar for Christmas too. It'll all be ready with enough shipptting days to go. :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

Put me down for ten.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)

Yours are the LOLest

*panders*

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)

you feel like seagulls mmm.

*koalas*

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arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

Haha

Grey Kid?
Connor?
WeAreLemon?
The girl one who also does the same style?

EDIT: Can I make it clear that I do actually find this funny on two entirely different levels.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

dont forget

samwich or whatever hes called. and mr a.

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connor, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

and maybe a bit of butters

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)

killerkitti?

her crasy colouring stylings are the reason i come here

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new_matt, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

Haha

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)

is she still here?

i forgot how many people i was ignoring

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new_matt, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)

oohhh... office-lollage....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

he's whittling

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)

is he sanding down a sideboard?

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new_matt, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)

I am a Jaffa!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)

I am also a hamtoucher,

but I do not wish to sully this moment with an image.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)

Does it hurt?

Edit: silly question. How much does it hurt?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)

SHOW US YOUR NUTS

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)

Ha ha ha!

At least his nuts have had a hair cut ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)

Mine too!

In sympathy

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)

Pfft!

It makes your balls look bigger!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)

Really?

I just noticed it makes them hang lower, so that's probably it

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

I dont know,

I do know that shaving the top pubes makes your cock bigger though....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)

Having a 6 year old wank you off does the same too*

*old joke, not indicative of the poster's own opinions. A 6 year old's hand wouldn't make much of a difference.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

How do your bollocks feel?

I hope there were no problems!

NO MORE CONDOMS WOO!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)

Orange, Lime, or the elusive Blackcurrant...

?
EDIT: Hang on, you were only on here about an hour ago.. Don't say it's only a local anaesthetic? Eeeek!!

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)

Indeed it is.

I chatted at the surgeon throughout.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)

I believe there's three kinds

Only one needs a general anaesthetic.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)

^this

I thought you had it under a GA too.

/revises life-plan

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)

where does the sperm go when it wants to come out?

/biology fail, but genuine question nonetheless

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)

It goes into your belly so that men have babies.

Have you not seen Junior?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)

...

It gets reabsorbed.

TRUFAX!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)

^this^

though the mind boggles...and so do the testes
/Adrian Mole blog

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

Praise the Lord!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)

Nice picture

you fucking eunuch.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)

Funny.

By pure coincidence I'm just looking for pictures of conkers...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)

*CONKS*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

pics or it didn't happen!

YO DAWG! WE HEARD YA' LIKE BALLS, SO WE PUT SOME BALLS ON YO' BALLS!

How are you feeling? I wasn't expecting you so soon

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

I ache.

I ache bad.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)

It's all for the Cause

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)

have you got a big scar where your head used to be?

If not, I'm not interested.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)

just because you've had invasive surgery

doesn't mean you're allowed to not post a picture. :P

should of taken some pics mid sugery for the compo to recreate some of bob flannegans work...

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arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

I did take pictures and film.

I had a photographer with me.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)

you're a knob more like

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

Congratulations on being less of a man.

I got you a training bra. Let me know when you need it.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

Well he did have your manliness in the first place.

So it all compensates out in the end:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)

*flexes muscles*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

HAHAHA

Iodine on the tadgers?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)

yep.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

That's one for the family album:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)

snif snif

whats that burning smell?
Like burnt hair and flesh

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hal9000 sme, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)

They had a massive plastic hoover to take the smell away

that said, there was a shitload of smoke.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

man I don't know how you did it

props to you.
I would have definitely be under general

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hal9000 sme, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:16, archived)

*MELANCHOLIES*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

Ha ha ha!

ROFLORDS!

Edit: You didnt stalk me good :(

Be my friend on facebooks!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

Fuck theres too many commerfords.

I DONT KNOW WHICH ONE YOU ARE :(:(:(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

Someone built a railway over him

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

Heh

People can be amazingly careless where they build their railways these days

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)

I'm getting increasingly rissed about who's who and what's what.

I mean - are you Grey Kid as well?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

Deep down, arnt we all really a little bit Grey Kid?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

Deep down, I am a little bit Jeccy!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

MAKE ME A SANDWICH WOMAN!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

My proudest achievement was being in his gallery :D

I wish I could find it now :(

EDIT: FOUND IT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)

I thought this too

it's almost identical in style and humour

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)

Yes, but...

...but...he's a tribute. A TRIBUTE! *cries*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

I FILL IN THE GAP LEFT BY YOU WHEN YOUR NOT POSTING ANYTHING.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)

pffffft, what gap? ;)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)

Wow

Superb

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Shlvng, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)

zing

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)

Don't be silly

He's chutney.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)

o_O

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

hahaha this is smashing

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

sup lemon? I though I almost had the monoply on complaining on /board

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

Its ok.

I got pissed last night but managed to sabotage myself again so I can wallow in pain, self loathing an pity. With a hangover.

Feel free to either:
1. Ignore me
2. Feed my ego

IM ALL A BIT EMO LOL SORRY.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)

oh woe betide. sabotage yourself? does that mean you pissed yourself in the bar?

or couldn't pick up? or threw up over who you were trying to score with.

cry me a river.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)

cant have been as bad as..

www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html

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connor, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)

HAHAHA!!! oh dear.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

why oh why

would you post that story online?

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)

for lulz ?

isn't my story i must add. i'm a vegetarian.

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connor, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)

Is he feeling tyred?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

Hahah

At first glance I thought it was the ol' black and white movie damsel tied to the train track.:)
I even had the melodramatic piano music in my head.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)

hahaha

Im so changing it now.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

Don't forget the damsel blonde curls and the villian moustashioes!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)

any excuse...

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arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)

This

Is simply marvellous.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)

yays

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)

Brilliant

Brilliant
Brilliant
Brilliant

My raps aren't quite as good are they but yours are all the woo

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)

FUCK YEAH.

I wonder how many images I can get out of that one base?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)

*manical laughical*

glees

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)

hahahahah!

needs to now be animated with a few frames to make it a bit juddery with some film damage :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)

hahahahahahah....

"Not only have I tied you to the tracks, but i have given us both Parkinson's!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)

haha oh noes!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)

Hahahaha

You always get a chuckle out of me with these.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

We'd like you to sign something to that effect.

Just to keep it legal you understand.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)

haha!

hatstand

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)

WHOA!

You owe me one million dollars, my lawyers are on their tricycles AS WE SPEAK

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)

hahahahah, this pleases me much!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

today I am going to the pub for some cottage pie and a pint with a couple of mates

what are you having for lunch today?

Last time

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I am having a glass of red wine and a headache.

I want Cottage Pie :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

I had red wine

for breakfast :/

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

On your Rice Krispies?

/remembers a weird bit of Eurotrash from his youth....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

Crunchy nut cornflakes

Got pissed after the match last night

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

fair enough.

I was gigging last night and I had lots of Stella :(

But I won a bottle of red wine in the raffle and drank most of it when I got home last night :S

But to be fair, it was a great night, my ex popped round at about 2 this morning :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

Yay

free booze are my two favourite words

[edit] and congrats on the ex

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

*pops*

But the irony is that they are shit the other way round!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

hurrah.

*auto-clicks as always*
edit: talking of lunch. better get off to the sandwich shop
edit2: roast ~~beef~~ beefs salad barm

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

yay

but what are you eating?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

homemade veg soup! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

BRAW!

add croutons

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

arses chart this time

woo

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

well spotted

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

I had to look for it after I noticed the bumming one last time

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

ham and salad sandwich.

It tasted weird.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

Weird is never good

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

:S *shakes head*

How goes it lovely emvee?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

Pretty good

I built a rooftop garden this weekend, hanging off the side of the building

Extreme gardening!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

PHWOAR

That sounds dead good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)

It was

lovely weather, I had my shirt off and girls came out to look at me...

Very glad I didn't fall four storeys, I would have looked really stupid.

Also planted a few things inside, if you know what I mean ;) [edit] interesting plants, that is

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

*high five*

We must at some point meet up. I owe you, for a start.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)

For sure

We should bash

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

Next Londres one isn't until next year

but I shall be packing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)

Ham sandwiches, sausage roll, apple, banana, box of raisins

Same as everyday...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

BRAW!

I recommend a cup to tea to follow

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)

Hahahaha

I've just sat down with a cup of tea!

That's not so much mindpiss is mindrape...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

*wipes*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)

I had spaghetti bolognese.

I got my sleeve in it :(

*click*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

Reheated or fresh?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)

reheated, leftovers from a few days ago.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

BRAW!

reheated is always better

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)

hahahaha!

as usual

A rather disappointing ham sammich
Bacon crisps
Picnic bar

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)

Picnics are ace

The Canadian turned me on to them recently

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

I rediscovered them a couple of months back

4 for a £1 in the Poundland

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)

Cheese & Pickle Sandwiches.

2 rounds.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)

try adding crisps

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)

*nods emphatically*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)

I got peckish around 11, and ate my crisps then.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)

woo, sir, woo!

I just had a carrot passion cake with stupid amounts of buttercream (again)

and a very sweet and sickly hot chocolate.

I am now on a massive sugar high, and my pancreas is probably thinking about going on a long vacation.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)

ooh that sounds lovely

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)

Has Rob ever commented on one of these?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)

i went for an easy option

rothko's untitled 195
in packing foam, bag & envelope

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

Exactly right,

but you should have made it with Liqorice Allsorts....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

*eats bag*

ugh. this bag tastes horrible

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I bet it tastes better than the crappy layered allsorts!

PINK AND BLUE NOBBLY ONES FTW! \o/

Edit: Listening to the news, I wish I had a child that i could "lose". I would get 375,000 pounds :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

They were called Spogs weren't they?

That's the name our friendly local tooth rotter sold them under. Was that just a northern market thing?

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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

Well I have never heard that word,

so I guess it is a northern thing :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

i can get you a dingo

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

Silly Kebab!

A dingo would never survive in England!

Our foxes and Pigeons would kill it in seconds!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

i'd put money on the dingo in a dingo fox fight. even though it's probably illegal

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

No fucking way!

My fox would kick any Dingos arse! But my fox is well fed!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

Oh bloody yes and a half

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

spot

on.

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

that is very nicely done! :D

but I have to say Rothko was a right talentless fuck....

One of my art tutors went on and on about him, saying that staring at a canvas of a single colour, she could suddenly start seeing many different colours in it.

I then pointed out seeing odd colours could be indicative of mini-strokes or a brain tumor.

she didn't like that...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

oh yes.

I like this, and it's Rothko, so 2 *clicks* for you.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

but is it art?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

I dont know?!?!?!?

But I do know that I best be off to bedybyes to read my booky wooky.
G'night b3ta!
Thanks for sharing in my excitement of meeting butthead today! \o/

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

That's not Rothko's Untitled 195.

That a close up of Bassett's Liquorish All Sort!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

Very nice.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

Damn you

I was going to make a Rothko!

Cheers for a good one

(borkborkbork, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)

Ace!

This is more like it!!

(ice9, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)

But is it art?

I tried really hard not to make Madonna look like a freak, but I just couldn't

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

ye cannae change the laws of age captain!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

Hey, Big B!!!!

How's it going fella?

Started your new high-powered executive position yet?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

no, still waiting for the powers that be to sort themselves out!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

Hahaha

The one on the left gives me the fear!

You've actually improved madonna there...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

Why go against nature?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

For fun and sexytiem?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

ulp

Eddie Izzard & Martin Short?

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

haha

indeed

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

O_O Holy crap!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

HAHAHAHAHHA, oh my good lordy.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

stopping madonna from looking like a freak, is like trying to relaunch Gary Glitters pop carreer....

top shoppage, sir :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

really successful in niche markets?

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arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

where are these markets you speak of? I've not been able to purchase niches for years...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

Wow! You even put man arms on Madonna

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

Madonna is stacked

wouldn't like to meet her in a dark alley

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

~~in a dark alley~~

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

disturbing to the point of nausea.

and very well done, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

Could someone explain

Why Madonna is famous?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

She used to be very talented and sexy

that all stopped about 1991

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

Exactly when was she either?

I need specific examples.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

But you don't like pop

so its pointless trying to explain it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

Justify my love is one of the best songs there is.

She had nothing to do with it.

And I have never, ever seen her be even remotely sexy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

She co-wrote it

with lenny Kravitz

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

Hahahaha

Naomi Campbell "ghost" wrote her autobiography.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

That doesn't make any sense

How do you ghost write your own autobiography?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

Ask Naomi

But I'd advise you to do so from behind some sort of protective screen.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

She got her tits out a lot

Many people mistake this for sexiness.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)

sexy?

Vogue video, dancing around in a man's suit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

Doing Holiday on TOTP

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

When she looked like a Top Shop punk?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

You mean

her style that everyone else nicked?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

I don't

think that the punks nicked their style from Madonna, did they?

Being as, er ... they were there first?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

what?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

I'd hardly call lace gloves and crucifixes punk.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

Anything's punk if you want it to be.

That's kind of what I liked about it.

But I see what you mean. I can't claim to be an authority on her wardrobe, other than noticing that in lieu of actually developing her own style, she simply directly lifted wholesale whatever took her fancy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

If anything I want to be is punk

then George 3rd also dressed in a punk fashion, as do I and as does any dog that wears a jumper.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

Indeed.

Seen Adam & The Ants?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)

Now there's a question I thought would never need asking of me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)

Indeed.

Geddit?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)

^ this

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

Aha, I knew you'd be sensible.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

Nowt sensible about it, my little chick-a-dee :)

She looked great in that video.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

She just looked like one of those freakish he-she beasts that claims to be transgendered or whatever.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

OR Marlene Dietrich.

I suppose it's a matter of opinion.

Easy on the TG hate.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

It's not. It's a matter of fact.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

I beg to differ.

She's made millions out of people finding her attractive and talented, whereas your vitriol goes (as of yet) unpaid.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

money doesn't equal truth

and it's all opinions which are equally unvarifiable and so equally valid.

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arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

Yes. That's what I just said earlier. He's the one that disagreed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

Millions of people read The Sun newspaper

Millions of people think Sarah Palin is attractive.

Millions of people voted for George Bush. For a second time.

No contest.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

Yes, but your whole 'my opinion is fact' thing

is the bit I'm bristling about. You can't have it both ways. Either my opinion is as valid as your opinion, or neither is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

It's not my opinion.

It's scientific fact.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

Like fuck is it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

It blummin well is.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

I was avoiding this but sorry

you are just looking foolish. Nothing ever that is subjective can be fact. Give it up.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

Really?

Honestly?

You mean - an opinion isn't SCIENCE(TM)?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)

only my opinion

unless I'm wrong

which I'm not

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)

oh pur-leeez

Edit: You cite 2 examples of US stupidity, due to mass-market media manipulation.
Somewhat different from fact.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

Lots of number one records.

I don't mind her music- I think it's damn good pop and has always been. She keeps up with trends as well, so never really going out of fashion.

That and she wanted to be. That woman gets everything she wants even if she has to shove her cigarette heel into someone's eye to get it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

Yes but I don't understand how.

I mean - Shirley Joe Public isn't that stupid?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

Look at this way

she got famous for DOING SOMETHING at a time when that took a lot of effort.

These days you only have to be on telly for 30 seconds and Heat want to interview you.

You might as well ask why Elvis was famous, cos thats what she's the female equivelant of

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

Elvis had soul.

Elvis was good-looking.

Elvis was about at a time when fame was getting famous.

The only famous new band today is Clodplay.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

Elvis was marketing just as cunningly as Leona Lewis

He didn't write his own songs

and in appeared in more shit movies than Madonna

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

THis is true.

He still had soul, though.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

Define soul.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

*awaits Vagabond's answer with interest*

Hello schweetie xx :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

Hello gorgeous!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

The stuff Elvis had.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)

You're just fucking about now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)

Um.

Yes. I have been all along. Sorry I upset you.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)

Well

What a waste of time

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)

Oh come on!

It's hardly like one can argue personal taste with any degree of sincerity!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)

She sucked enough cock

Apparently back then if you sucked about 100 cocks then you got to record a number 1 song. She did this for quite a few of her hits. In the end people thought that she was good. Now she's famous.

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bobzarkoff, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

If that's true Jodie Marsh would be much more successful.

As it turns out, she didn't actually suck the cock of every single person that bought one or many of her records. So no.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

What's the going rate these days?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)

Arf!

I WANT TO SEX VICTORIA PENDLETON!

YOUR STATEMENT, THOUGH TRUE, IS PETE BURNS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

hahaha!

the one on the right looks like George Eliot

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

Fucking SEXY!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

Why thank you

but what about my picture?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

YES!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

Jesus, he looks like Jaws from the James Bond films hahaha

Whores out faceswap repost from last night:

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

hahahaha

duly clicked...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

:D Cheers matey

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

This was brilliant last night,

and, if anything, it's more so now.

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

Just a quickie now, gotta spill and run

*hug*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

Flip!

This is good. Superbly executed.
Well done!
:)

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)

Cheers, it came out a lot better than I actually hoped

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)

Superbly shopped, really very very good

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)

Whistler's...er...Action Man

CFB

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sponge monkey is knitting himself, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

HAHA!

This is ace.

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fannycradock, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

VERY good

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

that's

pretty damn good

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

nice:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

That's a goodun

and gets my approval.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

Arf!

top

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DogHorse plop, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

yes

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

hahaha!!

nice!!
A+

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

this is great!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

hahahah, that is amazingly authentic!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

Total Class!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

Brilliant!!!

Have a *click*!! :-)

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Ninj, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

marvelous

stuff there.

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

excellent

i went to see the real thing when it was in glasgow. i was surprised by how roughly it was painted. anyone else see it in the flesh ?

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connor, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)

Oh by the way...

...FP THIS NOW!!!!!! *clicks* again!

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Ninj, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

excellent stuff

clicks

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harribobs invented christmas on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)

haha

superb!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)

greatness

(

Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)

It must be my computer, this is still not FP'd

EDIT: Not my pic but Sponge Monkey's

(

Ninj, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)

brilliant

its the way his eagle eye follows you about the room

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)

...

www.b3ta.com/board/8832672
www.b3ta.com/board/8832566

HAPPY FRIDAY EVE ALL!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

I like this a lot

in other news - I'm away for my lunch which will include a coffee and reading the paper.

I'm going to try and not be back on the board this afternoon so that I do SOME work this week

see you all later.

:D

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

*waves*

Bye Prof, have a good 'un!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

tata pet

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

Bye bye senor

have fun.

This message was brought to you through a mouthful of ham and lettuce sandwich. And the number 8.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

tarar petal

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

Down with this!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

quiet you

or I'll blame you for my P45!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

I need more for my collection

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

well - I don't want to know what mine looks like

so - I'm going to do some work.

My personal development goal for this coming month is try to get out of the top 10 posters on the board.

*gulps*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

up with that

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

Across with the other

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

I need to go

*starts to cry a little*

don't make it harder than it is...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

*hugs and begs to stay*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

one of us has to work to support this family!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

ok, fair point

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

you'll come back.

they always do..
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

I managed without you all before...

I can probably do it again... at least for a little while.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

hmm.....

nah!
=D

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

Arf!

but needs more Grenouille.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

Mais non, crapaud>grenouille.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

We should have

an 'Amphibian-Off" to determine the veracity of this outrageous claim.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

Les crapauds sont Rumpole.

Les grenouilles sont..... seulement grenouilles. Ils n'avais pas les personnalités.

(toads are loveliness)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

Frogs legs are pretty tasty,

it has to be said.

*brings shame on entire Gruntfuttock lineage for admitting this*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

Escargot. Oh my, yes.

Bit of garlic, bit of butter. Nommy.

I can't remember the taste of frog's legs, but I'm sure I ate them once as a nipper.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

They don't taste

of much beyond the sauce they come with. They are a pretentious and pointless food.
I don't bother with chicken wings either as they have little flavour and no meat for hard work fiddling with them. However at least you eat the rest of the bird.
Eating frogs is just pointless.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

I think I'll leave you two to duke this out on your own.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

I must hasten to point out, my fine fellow,

that it was more of an exploratory move, it's not a foodstuff I would actively seek out.

'cos it is a bit, well - strange.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

oh I have eaten them

more tan once. I love my food as you probably know, it's just that some foodstuffs, especially the poncey stuff just strikes me as a waste of effort. I like a huge steak and can't see the lure of fish eggs on a little triangle of toast and such stuff.
I don't blame or call anyone for eating anything, just that some foods are really unnecessary in my arrogant opinion.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

Sir, I protest.

Your point was well made.
I guess I must have been in one of those "Feck it, let's try this" kinds of moods.
Ironic, given the location, because far more interesting things (Indonesian nosh) were on offer very close by.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

very similar to chicken

only you have to have substantially more, as they are so wee.

Burgundy style snails, ah yes - now you're talking. Shed loads of bread to mop up that sauce. Christ, I'm hungry.

*dribbles*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

you are surrounded by places to eat.

You could be me, stuck in the sticks. I had to bring this sandwich with me, otherwise it'd be crisps from the vending machine or a tree.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

Yeah, but the nearest decent frenchy-type place

is just a little too far for lunchtime-type activities, sadly.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

Ach, nein.

:-(

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

Fnerrr

(

Ninj, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

yay

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

pffft!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

Pfft!

But needs more Jews in Harley Street :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

Very Sensitive Washington Monument

Click for bigger (138KB)

Original

(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

clinton monument

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

ROFL

and shit!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

this

(

Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

FALICIOUS PHALLUS!

marvelous :)

(

arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

fallacious you arse cunter

(

arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

fuck you, twat baron

bet you don't even have any battle meats, mister spell checker.

(

arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

I has battle meats.

They are lamp chops!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

How did you get the condom to stand up like that?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

and how did it get

so filthy?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

by the mere gaze of your eyes, kind sir.

(

arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

That was my next question.

The ginger inquisition want to know, damn it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

haha.

The ginger inquisition. That even frightens me a little bit.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

Luckily you're on the right side.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

great.

In other news, can I have a beer yet? Yardarm and all that nonsense.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

FUCK YEAH! grab me one too!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

I suppose

although I still think it's a bit early.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

you are a right

moany old toad when it comes to booze. Honestly. Don't lets start an illicit affair then ditch our partners and then live together out of wedlock. I can see that all ending in tears the first time I see you 'tut' when I crack a beer around 11am ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

I am drinking wine,

but in my defense, the bottle was already open and I have a horrendous hangover.

DRINK! DRINK TILL KEBAB BECOMES ATTRACTIVE!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

I'm all for it mate

as long as you are not at work seeing kiddies across the pelican crossing or manning the safety valve at the nuclear plant then it's all good.

I might even put my pants on and go out on the terrace for a smoke.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

There are reasons for that

but you are your own boss.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

Witchcraft.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

Rubbed it really good

..and stuck it over a shot glass.

(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

invisible

willy

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

GC?

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

there's some bloody good stuff in this compo

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

Its the best one we've had in yonks.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

my dear I've had a wonderful night

but this wasn't it...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

quick, some one fetch a 5 year old child.

(

arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

.... why?

it's not time for the sacrifice yet is it?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

no, but i am hungry

and i here they do a marvelous job at catering.

(

arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

hahahaha!!!

excellent!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

brilliant,

brilliant...

(

enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

my first thought was

'Oh noes! Not another bloody david hockney!'

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)

Brilliant!

Clickage to thee!

(

sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)

Sometimes you just dont need to /shop an image of someone, nor edit text to have a bit of fun.....

Click image for full version (300k)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

HAHA!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

Just incase you were wondering how the conversation progressed from there.....

www.b3tards.com/u/d82716ce2bc2b8c45021/beaviscut2.jpg
Again, unedited.
They disappeared from the game shortly after that:(

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

oh man that's too funny!!

one of the best pieces of internet pisstaking ever!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

thanks man

I really did enjoy myself during that brief game of scrabble. I usually just pretend I am nuts:)

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

You were

kicking their arses Scrabbley speaking too..

(

R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

Ha ha ha!

How many points is Scrabbley?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

lots of practice! :)

I replaced beer with scrabble 6 months ago;)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

nice :)

poor squish faced man :(

(

arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

HAHAHAHA

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

Absolute Genie Arse

(

Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

Hahahahaa

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

Ha ha ha!

There is a very funny looking man on facebook who shares my surname.

For reference, search Kanok Commerford.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

this guy?

profile.ak.facebook.com/v228/7/111/s1431370527_8670.jpg

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

Yeah!

Ha ha ha!

I AM CANOE NOSE MAN!

AND I HAVE TINY MOUTH!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

So which Commerford are you?

*CYBERSTALK MODE ENGAGE*

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

michael

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

OI Slag!

Did I say that was the man who shared my surname?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

it's not as if it isn't on your profile. have a look at mine, i'm identifiable.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

ha ha ha

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

I love you guys!

I just knew that you would all understand! :):):)
xoxoxoxox

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

we feel your amusement

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

hahaha!

top giggles.

(

enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

blimey

(

connor, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

He'll kill me but what the hell...

derissing

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

Hahahahaha, I'd start running!

Although not like he's gonna be running fast enough to catch anyone for a while...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

He'll win at the "Running like a very slow John Wayne" competition though!

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

Let's get those wagons in a .................. circle

/Ryan Stiles John Wayne impression blog

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

I hope he's alright. Vasectomies frighten me a bit. But then I also know it's all common procedure. Hmm.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

Frightening YOU?!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

There is the occasional thing that does, yes.

Not your normal crocodile/lion/GraceJones thing, of course, but still.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

No I meant that you don't possess a pair of boy brains to have snipped!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

No, no I don't.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

it's fairly straight forwards and reversible...

and infinitely more effective than ladies having their tubes tied.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

Oh I know, there's just something about it that makes me think 'poor chaps'.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

yeah

it's perceived as being a bit emasculating...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

Hmmm, yes, I suppose there is that

I think it's more 'they spend their entire lives being protective of their danglies and now look what's happening'. I just think it must be such a psychological wrench to not beat ten shades of the proverbial out of whoever's doing the procedure.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

I've had it

It was a piece of piss. Although I wasn't snipped, I was cauterised....mmmm, smelly smoke...
I'm not helping, am I?

(

unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

No you are.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

You never forget that smell

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

This is one of the most disturbing things I've read in a long time.

*hides*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

Mwahahahahahaha!

It's the general smell of cautery, it sticks around

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

no wai

best contraception evar. THe missus is a right rollercoaster of hormones on the pill. Can't wait to get thru breeding and have it done. Having had two torsions i think can cope with a vase'.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

He's having his nuts off

He's having his nuts off
He's having his nuts off
He's having his nuts off
He's having his nuts off
He's having his nuts off
He's having his nuts off
He's having his nuts off
He's having his nuts off
He's having his nuts off

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

good luck that man

...

please bring something interesting to read while the vasectomy is being carried out... is Playboy interesting?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

I thought they did them under general anaesthetic!!!1!1!!!!!!!

Fuck that then!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

Not unless there's a medical reason to

They're done under local

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

Mine was under a general

Because my nutsack is so small and compact. I then made the mistake of moving house a few days later and trying to help lift things - ended up with bright purple bollocks.

(

flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

stewiesplayground.com/2008/09/23/the-family-guy-vasectomy-song-with-lyrics/

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

cock

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

lol

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

I wonder if he would cook and eat his testicals...

(

arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

he's not being castrated

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

If he was he'd have to change his name!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

tell it to wasp box :P

tas morea ponderance than anything else.

(

arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

swormph!

(

arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

OH GOD.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

Well I've had it done

and it's no big deal at all

(

fastcar, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

In fact you enjoyed it so much

You went back to have the seconds one done!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

Hahaha!

Evil but funny!
I aprove.

(

Weetobix, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

ON NO. THIS ISNT A DISCO.

Today I feel about as clever as a brick, and less sexy than a pair of nail clippers. Today is not a good day to be me. ROFFLE QUICK TELL THE INTERNETS.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

FAIL!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

Roffle

ur a cunt. lol.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

that was to be my next comment.

how on earth did you guess?

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8839117

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

Apart from growing some rather marvellous arselegs

so it's not all bad. You can sit down AND have a scuttle.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

I think I will.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

Oh wait, thats a rock not arselegs.

SCUTTLING IST VERBOTEN.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

Das ist mies.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

but it wasn't a rock...it was a rock....LOBSTER!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

You made me smile. I knew I could rely on B3ta.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

Oh tune and a half.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

FAIL!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8839079

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8839096

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

Magic.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

heh..

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

You have failed

to be unamusing. Therefore you fail.

FAIL!

(

enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

bricks are very clever

a bunch of them can hold up a roof for hundreds of years - and they don't even have brains

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

THIS MAN TERRIFIES AND AROUSES ME IN EQUAL MEASURE.

/ac

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

FALL!

(

arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

disco disco disco

bring on the trumpets!

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

\o/

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

What is that?

A haggis?!

(LadyTramp79 Left a bit, right a bit..., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

it is discomeats

( it's actually a rolled beef joint )

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

WIN!

with this picture!

aceness embodied.

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

Hahaha

It's Fail Thursday!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

LET'S FAIL AGAIN

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

lol four legged humanoid beast!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:38, archived)

Pennies and knitting needles.

(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

BANANADOG

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

do doooo do doo doo

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

office loled

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

good compo :)

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arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

is that

a giant pokemon?
Gotta catch 'em all.

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

My only regret

Is not having pound coins to make it more yellow.

(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

haha

you said pennis

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

No Handbanana!

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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

For any Glaswegians on the board

It's not vandalism it's historical accuracy!

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

haha!

bloody students.

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

i've got a traffic cone in my office that i nicked from somewhere

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

well done

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

thanks. I intend to wear it on my head.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

top tip

get two traffic cones, get one person to put one between their legs, base facing forwards, and you place the other one over your groin, tip facing forwards, and you can pretend to shag them!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

i'd rather not pretend

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

I know of what it is what you are speaking of

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

I love dragging this out

as if I were on some photo place like flickr.

Click for bigger (23KB)

This was my own personal handiwork, circa 2000 in Leeds town centre and I was wearing my Manchester United shirt. That was a mental weekend. I've never fought so much ( without payment ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

Hahaha!

Can I have this in poster size please?

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

Wish I could do that!

I'd do it myself but the source pic was only slightly bigger.

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

Solve crimes, I will.

I will.

:-)

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

Hahahahahaha excellent

I'm clicking like some sort of wankmarathon person today.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

Wanksnickers, I think you'll find.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

Don't you find the peanuts chafe a bit though?

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

*imagines*

Oh, that doesn't look like a chocolate bar.

:S

*puts biscuit down*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

*barfs through fingers*

Ooooh, peanuts!

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

Instantly soothed by nougat and caramel combo.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

there have been lots of good posts

in a row...

oops. shouldn't have said that. I might have broken the spell...

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

You bloody jinx.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

You have mentioned

wanking in nearly every other post today.

I suggest you take an early and go home to flick the bean and think of me being all manly and stuff ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

I've got it on the brain today

I don't know what's wrong with me.

Hang on. How many months till spring?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

8.312

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

Aha.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

it's already spring

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

Yeah, but I meant not in weirdyarsedbackwardsland.

Hot Christmas. Come on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

^this

Christmas should be "come and keep me warm down by the fire - I'm cold and horny..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

I'm on my way.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

*quickly strips*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

Hahaha

excellent!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

watson my dear

elementary it is.

Very good!

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

very very very woo :D

EDIT:was the accidental deathstar magnifying glass accidental?

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arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

that's no moon

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

hahahahaha!

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

Very nice, this is!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

hurroooh-hoo-hoo, outstanding, this is, yeeeeees!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

hahaha

ace!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

Mmm, the entry of lemon

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

oh that's good :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

very very good.

Well done.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

Ha ha!

Angela Lansbury is 83 today

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

And she looks about 900!

Edit: Actually, it was the birthday thing that kind of inspired me to shop her. That and not wanting to get on with the work I'm paid to do...

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

tick vg

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)

Genuine lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)

It's oh so completely, comprehensively and utterly real.

Click for bigger (89KB)

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arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

But is it art?

/ac

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

mid-priced consumer goods represent shrewd thinking regarding a balance of economics and quality

/ac

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

i hate those cowardly bitches that show their boobs and not their fanny

/ac

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

Just cause they're aliens doesn't mean they don't have to visit the little boys' room

/ac

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

even after the world ended on wednesday, we've still managed to churn one of these things out.

/ac

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

He's dead isn't he?

/ac

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

fish, banana, canabis leaf, ace of space, hope, lemon scented conditioner, a bowl of yoghurt seen from the distance, a sign which obscures the sun

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

And bacon?

/ac

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

she looks like someone's over estimated hot much tinfoil they'll need

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

S'only a flesh wound

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

YOU CAN ACHIEVE IT WITH PASSION

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

sorry, but robots are scum of the earth and deserve persecution... :D

/ac

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

and more recently, it was pissed all over by a pair of Oriental "performance artists".

/ac

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

oh a third nipple how cool

/ac

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

AAAAH SWEET, I SEE, NOW WE'RE HEADING FOR SEXYCRAZYDOUBLECHEVRONTIEM?!

/ac

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

i'd argue so.

majoritively on the basis that it contains a shark, a bridge and a hellicopter so therefore in the realm of imagery it is infallible.

and i've been doing it for over 2 hours

:D

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arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

Like I said, /ac

I am in no way saying it isn't a quality piece of work :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

mostly defensive as it was a question nagging me all the time i was doing it :D lol.

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arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

Well it's work someone else made

And it's famous round here, so I'd say woo :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

that's took some actual effort

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

what's in the sharks rectral opening?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

must be its laser

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

two corks lashed together with electrical tape.

even sharks need flotation devices.

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arrangedletters, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

makes sense

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

haha

impressive.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

Oh hell yeah.

Have a click and a head-nod of appreciation.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

wow!

effortsome, to say the least! :)

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enceladus, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

completely real

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

Blimey.

It's good here today.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

Oh yes

Great effort

(dakers, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:36, archived)

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