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# Sergeant Rembrandt
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# you 'orrible little man
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# bwahahaha it's so true!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# fuckin' hell!
good spot!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I was thinking that the other day
they have to be twins seperated at birth by a hospital mix up
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Blatant Lie
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# that I was thinking or the hospital thing?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Sharp Retort
/is going to reply in 2 words for the rest of today
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Gob Shite
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:29, archived)
# HAHAHHAHAH! good lord, that's uncanny!
top work, sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Excellent!
Who was it who put Mel Smith in this picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# It's Jo Brand
/piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# It were little me!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I thought it might have been!
Woo to both!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Just had to get this out of my head

(Klicken für das machen es bigger)
(Jokel, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I am not sure why,
but this amused me greatly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Brilliant!
...and extra props for having I love horses tab open :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# good spot!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I saw that ...
Why, though?

I hope it's playing in the background :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# 'uncatted'
made me giggle. Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# bwahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# hehehhehe, this makes me giggle so :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Probably bindun, and probably better


inspired by Forensic Gardener's post
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# hahahahahaha
that's ace



great stuff sir!


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# i like it
but isn't it still spelt draught even for that way?

still clickity
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 13:21, archived)
# BECAUSE YOU NEED IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# pffft....!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I need it?
*buys eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha!
vegetables make the best phones. fact.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Stephen Hawking likes them so much he became one!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# pfffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# OH HAI POPULAR CHAVS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# thats it....
stand together..
*loads Blunderbuss*
hold it...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# BLUNDERBUSS!
*kabooms*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Are they handpicked M & S chavs?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Is that Pete from Big Brother in the middle?
Looks like him in mid-stutter.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# There is an interloper...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
The greatest indictment of society I have ever seen involved him.

I was at a cinema in Leicester Square going to see The NIghtmare Before Christmas 3D and he was behind me in the queue. Everyone was pointing at him and whispering and such. No-one noticed that fucking Rupert Everett was standing right in fucking front of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Oh they did
They just know he's a fuckwit and doesn't deserve a tenth of the attention he gets.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Are you implying that Pete from Big Brother
is in any way valuable to society? Even if you don't compare him to double golden globe nominated Rupert Everett?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I'm happy to say I have no idea who Rupert Everest is.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# He is a rather succesful English actor....
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupert_Everett

Edit: And according to his pic on there, his head isnt quite attached to his neck....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Still no idea.
I don't know what an internets is.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Double glazing salesman
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# haha! "Fit the best - Everett's"
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Oh him.
Like a Tesco Value David Beckinsale.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Haha
Rupert who?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# :(
It depressed me greatly....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# A sort of "spotted-death-by-vanilla-bannana-ripple-lemon-bakewell" (with cream)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# omnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# YAY
love your work - non gay
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# he seems rather jolly for a chap with bad diarrhea
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# aren't we all
on the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# hummmmmmmm.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I'm squirting
on the inside...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# So's this fella....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# you always
have the perfect illustration for the barmiest of ideas!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# haha!
oh god!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I particularly like the expression on the archer's face in this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I'm sure I've clicked this for goodness before...
so have another click for it.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)
# and very, very short legs
very short legs

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# fact of life: it's the depth that varies.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# lovely!
*splashes about in muddle*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Pfft!
Now I wanna listen to Puddle of Mudd and I fucking hate them :(

Edit: I take that back, I fucking love them!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PGmrL2h8lrE
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# ....
make your mind up
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Oooh!
*does*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# 'ning 'noon
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=i0i91UaSXl8
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Unless that is Land of Make Believe,
I am not fucking clicking it!

Noon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# woop!
this is very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I want that for lunch now...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# it ain't a proper desert unless it's got a cactus in it
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# That's it, I'm off to make ice cream
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Are you in an enviroment
where you can do this on a whim?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Only because the ice cream maker's frozen ready :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# You lucky sort
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# she works
in an ice cream factory, I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# cherry please!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Will this do?
Recipe
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# no
but this will
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# You did something wrong
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# *checks self*
no, it's all good!
fixed
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Maybe next time
This time I have whisky and instant coffee :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# *stabs spoon into moniter*
hey!!
where's my pud and words gone!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# :D
Same thing happens to me every time someone post something with Michael Winner in it....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# *shudders*
that waste....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Mmmmm
I know which one I prefer.
My favorite kind of dick!
*scoffs*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# 'ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)
# top gere
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# mmm flesh tunnel vermin
volume 5

"Gettin' in Gere"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# :D
very well done
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Oh Gere
(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# arf!!!
* hits Esc and regrets it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# urgh
yes...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Ewwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)
# is that what i think it is?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# That depends...
do you think it's snake related?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# it looks like a twat with a mouse in it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# It's not.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)
# THANK GOD
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Argh!
right, that's it.... I'm far too hungry for it to be healthy, time to go get some lunch
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# hahaha
hurry Lemmiwinks, your time is short!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Is that supposed to look like a throat?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Nope.
to the best of my knowledge, richard has never been rumoured to have inserted any furry rodent into his throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I knew that
But it looks like a throat, not the part he's rumoured to have inserted it into
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I'm intrigued...
You sound like you know what it should look like :P
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Alas I am familiar with endoscopic views of both
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# *tries to think of witty answer to that*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Whistler's 'Whistler'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Hahaha Kris Kristofferson!
Woo.

Although for some reason I always thought it was Sam Elliot who played that role.

Interchangeable grizzled mentor types I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Sam Elliot does play that role
... only he plays it in Ghost Rider
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# and Roadhouse...
and Tombstone...
and the Contender...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Sam Elliot in We were soldiers
is a double hard bastard.

"You want one of those rifles?"

"Time i need one there'll be plenty of em lying on the ground"
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)
# hahahahahha
Nice one!
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# whistler jnr was fitter
"oh hai im about to go slaying but first im gonna load up my apple 20 GB iPod with great music that i have downloaded from the iTunes store. Do you like my headphones? If you want to be young strong and confident and slay vampires like me (and buffy who is similar but in no way copied) then buy one too... look out vampires!"
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Shirley Buffy's the original not the copy...?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# copied not copy
bad copy
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# inspired by below... BINDUN?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# That HURT!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Too busy with your forensic gardening
That's your trouble
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I don't get it either
edit: oh, is it Dav-Ross Kemp?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Solidarity Brother
What do we want?

We want an explanation of this pun

When do we want it?

About 2.30 will do

*edit* Oh. Oh dear

*holds head in hands*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# *waves placard*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# FREE TOOTING!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tPEklNyyzRU
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I'm confused
and tired... in that order
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I'm confused, tired AND hungry, so I win.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I'm confused, tired, hungry AND I have no tea
I WIN
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Madame, Madame, Madame,
I'm confused, tired, hungry, I have no tea, no COFFEE and I had a postit note on my desk when I came back from a meeting telling me to ring someone.

Imagine! The ignominy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I don't stand a chance against you two :P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# just make something up
"... I'm confused, tired, hunry, sans tea and coffee... meetings, posit notes, I'm slowly being fed into a mincer feet first..."

something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I'm confused, tired, hungry, I have no tea OR coffee AND I have a baby drinking me dry and farting down my leg
Beat that
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I had to send an e-mail to 900 strangers asking them to ring me about great offers.
I don't know what the offers are, no-one can tell me what they are, and yet people still keep phoning me back. I hate the phone.

:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# What confuses you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Car Insurance adverts...
what are they SO shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# A combination of zero budget, terrible actors and directors that seem to think a simpering twat gurning for the camera will sell more insurance.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# SO that you get your insurance from them
in the hope that they stop!

WTF is up with that tard in the confused advert?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)
# He's confused...
In that he's confused gurning with acting.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Pfft!
I think you are right :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# That's what the right click is for
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# *sigh.*
is amused anyway
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Davros is a Seattle radio DJ...
Proof!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# So Davros
is really called Dave? That's not quite so scary, somehow...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# i always thought they should have a doctor who
where davros is disguised as a bloke called dave ross
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# NEXT! UP! A! BIT! OF! FLEETWOOD! MAAAAAAAC!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBATROSS!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# oh god. i am sorry
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Oh, good lord
*exterminates*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# hahahaha
That's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
Expect to see this in the next series of Dr Who!

:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# ahaha!!!
perfect intonation too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# haha
click
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice spangage :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# *sends to Dalek-mad sister*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha
oh fuck, that hurts me. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# lovely
but POLICE SOX, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# well done on th fp :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# WHATWHATWHAT?
*checks*

haha! I've got my face on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# You're gonna go viral!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Daily Mail, here I come!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Arf!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Heh heh :)
Seen this morning (SFW)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# *covets*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# horsey!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Haha
I want this!!
www.theoriginalgift.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/Product1_17053_-1_33278_11056
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# oh my good lord... Hahhahahahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# HAHAHahahahahahahahaha
GOT ANY ANTS?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# have you been growing certian illegal plants with your new found forensic gardening skills, or something?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I have
seedlings sprouted this week

big yays
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# *arrests*
*takes seedlings as evidence*
*"misplaces" evidence*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha! ace!

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# MEGASPANG™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
*slaps click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# painful painful stuff
WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# THIS! IS! MAAAAAARVELLOUS!
I! WILL! CLICK! IT! NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I! FUCKING! LOVE! THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# lols!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# AND it's HIS go!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Levitating the opponent's piece is cheating
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha!!
connectastic!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
#
Judas is such a cheating bastard!!

I take that back

[edit]Jesus is a cheating bastard..no wonder Judas betrayed him
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# we have a winner
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Ha! Ace
I loved connect 4. Hated all other board games.
is aware that there's no board in connect 4
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# you've sunk
my battleship! Oh, sorry...

That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I'll only play if I can have Park Avenue and Mayfair.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Park LANE!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# hahahahah! fecking awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Ha :)
I wonder what other games he played
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# roll a double to resurrect
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# just a quick one

click for webshite
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# i wonder how much air is in there....
=D
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# nice
trouser suit!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# there's no red lights
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# With respect, does he get much work?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# just enough to keep him in crack and tequila
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# But it has finished :(
xXxtextxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# only the story arc
this dead horse has a few more turns about the yard in it yet
/lolxXxtextxXx
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Pfft!
Fair enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# all out of olsen though?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# pretty much
that's Lana Lang now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# good old supermans background cronies!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# pfft
flog that horse, FLOG IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# haha
*bang bang* "hey, hey you""HEY YOU" *bang bang bang* "HEY, LOOK AT ME! Only 10 guilder" *sigh* "Goddammit, is my cock-bulge showing?"

( I used guilder because I've never bought a whore with Euros, it don't seem right )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I think that's an entirely accurate summary of the dialogue
just a shame his was double-glazed
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha
why don't you ever ask what we want you to draw the day?

I've been wondering this for some time.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# maybe he just can't
draw squirrely tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# that could be the problem.
perhaps he's just more honest... instead of asking everyone what to draw, then giving us rob getting bummed anyway, he doesn't ask for requests.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I can't think why not
it would be a valuable use of a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# as my above post implies
you could always start a new thread asking for things to draw the day, then ignore them all and post the next installment of your comik. or maybe a single pic of rob... showing tits and muff.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# That seems like an intriguing idea.
I wonder why it's not been thought of before?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)
# because it would be far too sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Oh of course
It would be ridiculous if I took a thread to ask people what they wanted me to draw and then drew it, instead of drawing whatever I felt like anyway. I mean, this isn't a democracy...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# but ignore all that for a second
I love you so much and I love your work and it's so varied and brilliant and the story arc was so good and I love the personalities of your characters they're really funny, I don't love rob just for his tits and anus, I love him also for the development of his character he's so funny but also cool and vulnerable it's brill, I love it. Popbitch is also totally like interesting and I like her as well but in a different way, I want to buy your merchandise please because I've never ever ever seen arts like yours. So fresh, it makes me want to cut myself.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# *now wiping tea off laptop*
I love you too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# you replied to me!
omg!!! thank you!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)
# When I went to the Dam
there was a windowlady who didn't quite match. You know 'Thomas?! Go catch that mouse!' lady off the cartoons? She looked like her (except obviously a whole woman, not just legs). Kind of an old Carribean lady doing some knitting. Weirded the wife out as his grandma was an old Carribean lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# it's a niche market
Carribean Grandma Sex


on the up, so I hear
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Just the one Mrs Wembley?
www.amazon.co.uk/Up-1-Dennis-Waterman/dp/B0009HBN8M
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# surely his internet mini-fame
would draw in some punters?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# would you?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# We bought T-Shirts


Click for bigger (81KB)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# They're starting to warp spacetime around them
That woman on the left better watch out, else she'll end up as a moon
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# its a disrupted gravity field
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# =)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Yo momma's so fat
she has a Schwarzchild Radius
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# ST*R B*R


CFB | Original here

Other confectionery mishaps: Mars Bar | Refreshers
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# BASTWANK
I dunno, I'd probably buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Has he got jizz in the shape of an 'm' on his chest or am I going mental?
Or both?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Haaha
this is all kinds of win!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# We need more Timmy Mallett. Lots more.


Click for bigger (378KB)
(GONEism, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# WACKADAY!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# nings again
good to see you on the new board
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Let the confusion of the bastards who
aren't in on it reign ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# *in-joke LOLs*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# xXxpfftxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# wut?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# xXxthey're utter cuntsxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# If you were in England,
and Emvee had your mobile number, we could explain it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# xXxAhem!xXx
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# HA ha ha!
Suspicious Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# how can you tell
if a cunt is suspicious?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# it looks at you funny
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# It taps your phone calls?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# teeth
perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Its slit closes a little and the runway strip moves.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# 1) Pinky Punky's all grown up!
2)What are you exhibiting on 4th Nov? Should I bring binoculars?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# My pics.
See profile/Flickr a/c for details.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Superb!
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# the 80's have a fuckload to answer for
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# But also provided us with much wonderment!
xXx80slolxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# ARGH!!
stops before it plays

T'Pau can fuck right off :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# haha
thanks for the warning

I've no wish to see Carol Decker's uvula again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?


*crys with 80's tears*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
#
You fucking love the 80s
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# *shudder*
thats going to contian...electric drums....

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
#
xXxsalvagesxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# o shit
its that bimbo's song...sang by a dude...

CRIPES!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# gay disco time
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CMwdAc1Dzfg&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# It's not as fun iwthout the tranny in it :D
xXxWINxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# haha :D
I remember when my brother found out that Frankie goes to Hollywood where a little bit fruity..his face was priceless :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How could he not fucking know?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# it was before he had seen the videos for the songs :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# i see your gay
and raise you

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ3Zt8dJrPA
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# that's just shit to be honest :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# i'm lucky to be born in the LATE 80's
so i missed most of the shite that music was pumping out
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I seen all the horrors that decade spewed out *shudder*

It was hell man...hell!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# you've got the 'stare'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# WHat the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# don't remember that one
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# China Crisis were utter fucking win!
But the link above is the best :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I remember China Crisis but can't think of any songs :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Damn beardedwife ruined that Scouting for Girls tune too
"you put the meaning in Wac-a-day" was all so innocent until BW suggested the rude version :O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I think Scouting for Girls maybe ruined that Scouting for Girls tune first.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Aw, I liked their album.
Better than the shite being put out by Keane and Razorlight.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# It's the same thing, pretty much.
I saw them at some digital download launch nonsense or other last week. They were a bit like what I imagine audio ebola would sound like if it were possible.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Can't be dealing with concerts these days.
If you're stood near the stage you can't see for all the fuckwits with their cameraphones videoing it and the thinking seems to be the louder the music, the better the concert.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# In this case the quieter they got the better they were.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Never come and see my band
we're very, very loud. I can't help it, my amp plus my bass is mentalnoisy, but the boys have no excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Therein lies the problem.
Comparing music to Keane and Razorlight will always lead to a win for your preferred music :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# what the fuck is
beardedwife? I've seen it mentioned at least twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# seems to be a Joliet-in-joke
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=beardedwife
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# why wouldn't it just be husband?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# watched that thing on polygamy last night
on C4. As well as featuring the lovely Dawn Porter, it was quite informative.

My wives made me switch channels, though...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I adore Dawn Porter
just seeing her makes me really very happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I share the love
...in fact I think I do actually love her.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I think I might, a bit.
That one she did on lesbians was most encouraging, she got all swept up in it.

*gets special pulling pants on*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# haha - she was a hilarious geisha...
she got a bit of a strop on when they made her be all dainty for hours on end.

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# the more I learn, the more I love.
I'd have got fucked off too. I'm no good at that sort of thing for longer than an hour or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I have developed a massive crush on her
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Back of the line, matey
I was here first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# well with that
arse and set of hams massive was the only way it was ever going.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# nowt
wrong with that... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# She's a lovely girl
if a bit plain. But the Geisha episode last week showed just how utterly mal-proportioned and ungainly she is. She did use the phrase 'man in drag' herself.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# She did
look a bit oversized - then again she was surrounded by tiny Japanese women who had studied nothing but how to be graceful for years on end. I think she's great.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I assume that it is in reference to the men
who mention their wives on b3ta, but with her being a girl, her wife is a man, and thus bearded.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I've always called my partner manwife on here
so she's in the best of company.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Yeah, I was copying the Captain to be cool.
Manwife was taken so mine's the beardedwife.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# You were? Oh, I thought we were just thinking alike, as great minds do.
I'm touched and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# One in a long list of B3taisms which have seeped into my brain
and have caused many a skewed look in my direction when using them in the outside world. :O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# :D sod the outside world.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# This is what you at b3ta drive me to.
A typical Saturday night out.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lH-wuTV8TnY
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# *blissfully unaware*
Hello Dr P.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Hello Chap.
It's just a nice , quiet, musak vidyer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Silly Pasanonic, Captain is not chap.
If she were, she'd have been able to open the jar of nuts that's currently circulating the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Hilarious, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# that was really quite cool
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I wish I could find my Mallett's Mallard pic now
We always need more Mallett

(-K in WACKADAY though)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# LIES!
www.brillianttv.co.uk/wacaday/

Ooops. Ignore me. Senior moment. As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# have you wet yourself again?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# he lives near me
apparently there's a Mallett's Mallett in every room of his house
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# I think he's already making
quite a bit of money on the student circuit. Don't encourage him!

woo to the pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# wednesday is the new wackaday?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Hurray! Hurray! Its a wonderful day!
FOR I HAVE FOUND MY COW!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# was it behind the sofa with Jesus and the cat drillers?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)
# IS THAT MY COW? IT GOES "HALLELUJAH MEOOOOOWW!"
THAT IS JESUS AND THE CAT DRILLERS, THATS NOT MY COW :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# YAY!
We're wide awake; it's good to know you're ready and you're wide awake!
So on you're marks and get set go,
It's Wacaday no school today here's what you've got to do:
Forget the post and stay in bed, see what we've got for you,

Oh, Wacaday! Whats that?
Wait and see...
Who's on?
Find out, stay tuned, okay, lets go!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# In all good gift shops this Christmas...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# urgh you said the C word


nicely though :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Scrooge!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# FUCK C********!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# CUNT CHRISTMAS IN THE FUCK, BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# ARGH YOU SAID IT AGAIN!!

/knights who say Ni!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# What... Christmas?
Oh no I did it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# *pelts with christmas puddings*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# AARGH, you said it too!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# If it's between stars
*thus* then it doesn't count.

I didn't actually say Christmas...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# CUNT
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ...and a merry
cuntmas one and all!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# The Grinch who saved Cuntmas
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Lovely
Ninj made me do this
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# an absolute classic
woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Superb stuff!
*orders 12*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Marvellous!!
Have a WOO Barb and a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Cheers ninj!
It was an old idea I had, finally got round to doing it.

It appears I should have waited a couple of months...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Pfft!
BUT HALLOWEEN HASNT EVEN FUCKING BEEN YET!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I care nothing for your silly pagan festiva...
ohhhhh... hold on..
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# ALL of this
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# AT least
the excessive, and welcome, commercialism of Halloween thats ha[ppened the last few years at least keeps crimbo at bay for a weeks longer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# But it fucking well doesn't!
Christmas stuff has been in the shops for weeks! AND WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SELLING HOT CROSS BUNS! IT IS NOT EASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# They go lovely with pancakes, tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# My local Tesco
Has the Halloween stuff next to the firework stand, next to the Christmas stuff...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Non-linear time fucking rules.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Because hot cross buns are WIN!
We bought a box mince pies last week, because I wanted a mince pie.

Why should my apettite be dictated by the time of year?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Because they are the rules man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Escherly...
that's very good!

*fills stockings*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# *comes down your chimney*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Lovely.
I bought my first C-word present yesterday. Will somebody please kick me in the fanny?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I 'd prefer not too
It might hurt

unless you're American, in which case...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I'm from Essex,
if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Are you implying you have a de-sensitised fanny?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Certainly.
I blame video games.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Good lord that is fab
but on the subject on the c- word.... I saw two ads in the same ad break at the weekend, one for DFS and one for Glade (!).

Let's get out of October first for christ sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# When I worked at B**ts
They had me stacking cuddly reindeer giftpacks on the shelves

in fucking August
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Boots do have their Christmas selection on the shelves already
Which is nice for me as it makes it easier for me to buy a cosmetic set for my sister's birthday on Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Wait until January and buy 10 for the same price
then keep them for occasions such as this

/extremely cheap blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I worked for Superd***
So i know your pain.

Peversley I miss crimbo saturday afternoons of running round like a nutter
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I saw baubles for sale in August
And last year, Easter Eggs for sale on 27th December....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Yup, it's official, we're into THAT time of year
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I'm running just as fast as I can
holding on to one another's hands
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# you are a
winnar

cwick
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Lovely stuff
'nings b3ta, I hope my face didn't scare/arouse* you all too much last night

*delete as appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# *stares catatonically*
*twitches a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I shoulda shopped a twitch into it
Considering how many photos it took to get that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# AROUSE! AROUSE! AROUSE!
Every time.
Which part of Wales and when?
www.b3ta.com/board/8857718
I'll be in the Cardiff/Barry area from 31st to 3rd.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Llangranog
returning to the smoke on the 31st, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Woo!
I likey!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# This is full of WIN!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# hahahhaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# ....Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# just one more thing...
...is that a crocus?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Or is she just pleased to see me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# glass eye and no bra
phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# is he doing a spot of forensic gardening?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# well do you see a microscope anywhere? This is clearly not Forensic GArdening.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I think it's just off screen - this man is clearly doing the spade work
*edit* Just filenamed!


woooooo!


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# hahaha, I love this
oh, I just filenamed too, I IS forensic gardening, how silly of me :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Anyone else seen the Channel 5 CSI Miami adverts which shows Horatio walking away about 10 times?
The bearded wife ruined that for me as he said "doesn't it look like he's falling over?" and now, every time I see that advert I piss myself laughing watching Horatio "fall over" ten times.

/biography
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Hehehe
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# severe lack of Skittle-smuggling in this pic.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Are those arms shopped?
Or does Charlie have man hands?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# She has man hands I'm afraid
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# hands like shovels
*offers help for art recreation*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Finally, a man offers to help!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# glad to be of service ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# *inappropriates*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Charlie
has always been a huge bundle of sinewy testosterone. I'd hardly be surprised to find that her pendulous, unfettered funbags were just stitched on in some hideous Frankenstein-like experiment involving Titchmarsh with stick-twine and a potato seeder whilst Tommy looked on maniacally, sticking brad nails into her in random places with his cordless nail gun because as soon as Tommy discovered the cordless nail gun there was not a thing within 500 yards that was safe from him putting a bastard nail in it whether it required it or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I'd do her.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# But...but...Columbo wasn't in forensics...
...shall I just shut up & go away? Yes? Ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# This is correct
but he's still the coolest fucking detective going.

Mea nd Lady S both agree, if we were murdered we'd want Columbo to solve the mystery
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# he knows it all from the beginning - he just plays with everyone
whereas Poirot hasn't a clue - he just rounds everyone up and picks the most effete person
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I agree (I have the DVD boxsets of the original series)
I dont like the newer early nineties columbo much.

It's always easy to solve a murder in columbo, it's always the most famous person what dunnit (usually shatner).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# It's easy to solve because you find out in the first
five minutes! That's the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I meant for columbo to solve
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# hahahaha! True!
I was going to get the box set but I realised it was missing the newer ones (like Columbo Goes to College) and also, inexplicably, the pilot episode, which had the good fortune to catch a few weeks back one sunday afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# technically he was...
"forensic" only refers the establishment of facts surrounding a case, for use in a court of law.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# You are the best kind of correct
"Technically correct"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# when what I really meant was
"semantically correct"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Peter Falk what a legend :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# :)
Looks like a drawn cock and may be ever so slightly NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# and that's shit and nsfw..thanks
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# certainly shit.
but I'm not sure how a really shitly drawn cock, that looks slightly less like a cock than a CDC does, can really be classed nsfw :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# ooh please..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# CSI:my garden
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I was going to shop MFI:Miami once
but I couldn't think how to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Ha ha...
From last night:
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Pffffft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ultra spang!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Ha ha. Dear oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Hahahaa!!
Fantastimical! Love the filename too. Now, where IS that frying pan - I feel the need for a self-spanging. :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# And so, another classic is penned...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# he's making a tune about lesbians
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# la lala lalalalalala la lala lalalalalala
lala lesbiahahaha
lesbiahahahaha
lesbia lesbia lesbiahahhahahhahahaann
up the bum

lala lesbiahahaha
lesbiahahahaha
lesbia lesbia lesbiahahhahahhahahaann
up the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# i'll lesbian YOU up the bum
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# no no no no no no sez my mum
it's not normal a woman up the bum
lala la lalaalalalalalalalalalalalalallalala
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Lesbians, Lesbians,
Happy and free with each other.

Lesbians, lesbians,
Women making love ...
With one another.

Lesbians, Lesbians,
When a mother
takes another
for a lover!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# *tries to remember the reference*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Catchy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Beethoven has the eyes of a killer you know
Or is that the pope?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# actually, he has a bit of the john leslie about him
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Beethoven had Ulrika too?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Let's face it, who hasn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# AAAAGGGH
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# haha
I'd rather have that than the fucking Lighthouse Family
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# what nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# we're gonna get lifted..lifted..by the polis
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Hell yeah
music so bland it hurts when you hear it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# yes, that's perhaps correct.
but I'd rather that, than have the murderous rage I feel when I hear Put a donk on it.

All those poor chavs, killed just because I had to listen to it one more time.

and they don't even taste very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# oh dear
I quite like Put a Donk on it

it's not up there with Whigfield, but it's ok
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# *sharpens knife*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I found Whigfield's album
in a record shop years ago, it seemed to be the same track 12 times with slightly different words.

Still better than the lighthouse family.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# hahahahhahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# haha!
I never knew Beethoven was so shifty....
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Yup, he's dead shifty
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# he's like Superman without kryptonite
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# needs more sexy russian lesbians
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# hahhahaah, super eagle eye action :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# he looks very furtive
woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# :D
I'd like to hear the results, he's not even looking!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# He's deaf anyway, what does that matter!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Harro I am's sexy russian whaman.
I need come to your cuntry for my father who is ill with gangstas

Please I coom to be your wife slurpy good time butter poopcorn?

I am truly sorry for your lots.


tranny horse french slit bum teen toddler
coral nips wet hubcaps flange pen beefcurtains
hedonist phalic priest manhole tube password
baps student granny fest forced dry cat dildo
boobs muffin tomato wizards sleeve pink velvet
sausage wallet ning
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# xXX:SxXX
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# how is lebsian formed? How is instain the lebsian?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# maybe your lesbians had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# after a few years it
will be absorbed by it been a lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# i'm not sure this is on the approved list of lesbian activities
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# They kill thier lesbians because they cant fright back
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# again...
*removes picture due to overuse*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# they are making lebsians
what a big silly! it is the city! show decorum!

edit: this comment is rendered nonsensical due to image deletion, by lesbians

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Wonderbra! Wonderbra!
Enemy of saggy tit woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# you wan't nott links please?
why am I locking in your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# arch!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# COOOOOOOR!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# did
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# hello there ex missus!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Mmm poopcorn
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# nearly had me then....
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# What a munter
Crack a smile once in a while love
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# you'd be grumpy
if you pulled up your top and found you had an arse there instead of tits
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# she actually looks threatening
not that I don't like that kind of thing, you understand
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha sausage wallet ning!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# hahaha
nearly skipped over this one!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# ooh I nearly told you to fuck off and die!

:)x
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# you still should.
I deserves it
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# 'potato'!
pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

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