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(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)

ha ha ha

thats what im talking about :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)

same subject

from a different camera angle and dimension

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)

YESH

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)

Bigger!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)

tada

www.b3ta.com/board/8862081

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)

Hahahaha

Excellent!
Someone who read the brief :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)

I now declair

the thingymebob floodgates open!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)

dad?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)

woo to your pic btw

I have been patiently waiting for the right moment to say this.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Awesome!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)

Go Go Gay Burt Reynolds Batbomb Tank!

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First attempt at something like this. Not too happy with the background or compression, but meh.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

Haha oh my word

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS

*clicks*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)

Hahaa

Its going backwards! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)

Forwards is for squares

you dig?

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)

You did it right

tankfully.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)

woo!

yay!
and
*click

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)

sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)

Well, the background and compression aren't the first things you notice.

The oh-my-christyness is first :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)

Haha crabrobot is going sideways

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)

now thats what i call

auto erotisism

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)

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souljah, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)

AARGH!!...CUNT IT IN THE FUCK!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)

well it does have 3

so which one?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)

I'm glad I woke up for the last thread and not this one.

I'd poo a bit.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

AAAAAAAARGH FUCK

I CANT HELP BUT STARE AT IT!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

what the shuddering fuck

is my mothers picture doing on here??????

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

I fear this.

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

i remember you!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)

*ROAR!!* suddenly he felt a warm trickle run down his leg

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)

yay

I like it a lot

what pages can we turn to?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)

25 dragon slips in puddle

34 he stumbles onto a lever and escapes

54 He dies by burnination

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)

and a number 21 while you are at it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)

[woo/yay!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

Awwwwww

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

New Eyes

Different Style

Same Prod

and at least my unerring ability to post my crap before some b3ta favourite hasn't deserted me :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)

Awww!

How lovely :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)

woo and woo to previous two too! :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)

aaaah! that's tooo cute!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)

Aww, what a sight to wake up to :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)

WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!

...what country are you in?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)

Leeds is a country, right?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)

No Leeds is a mistake.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)

bradford is a mistake, leeds was just an accident waiting to happen

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)

The whole reason people go to bradford is to experience the overwhelming joy of leaving.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)

Pfffffffffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)

haha

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)

its in north yorkshire I think

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)

yes

yes it is

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)

WEST Yorkshire

sorry guys- Leeds is actually in WEST Yorkshire!

(devilstickz, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)

wrong side of pennines

that's all that counts

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)

silly pineapple...nights are not day!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)

I didn't sleep last night, so I've been in bed all day :(

But kitties are GOOD for waking up to :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)

hurrah! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)

Unless it's like this.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

If it's not good to wake up to, I'll leave it a bit before I click.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

Ha, oh I see :D

I've not seen Simon's cat for a while, there's been a new one since I last saw it :D

Ta for the reminder :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)

Speaking of reminders, wasn't I supposed to remind you about an armando iannucci series or something.

Talked about it while you were in peru.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)

I don't know, you'd better remind me.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8530488

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)

Ooh, ta :D

I'll have a hunt for them now.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)

that cat would have been kicked out :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)

I likes this lots

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)

Yay!

Me likes! :)

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..wil, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)

Hooray!

Dungeon peril and kittens.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

Woo

Sir Catalot

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

Oh noes

He needs new Tena-cat 3000. More absorbent than ever. Can take up to 2 cups of blue liquid.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

Lo Pot!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

'lo Soosh!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)

Meowrr!

Yay! I love these. :)

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)

Awww these are great

and I'm wondering how you're doing them

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)

take one scared kitty picture

www.flickr.com/photos/babykailan/1489859659/

get 'paw' 'sheild' 'torch' pictures

use a flame filter a few times
burn, darken, overlay and some other stuff ;)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)

Ah yes, I see now

cheers :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)

woooo!

*clicks*

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)

awwww

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)

My first picture post in at least a year

and my first gnop

do you like it

corse you do

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)

hahahahahaha

2-0, pffffffffffffffffffffffft :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)

Pffffft lolspurs

I go and play some COD and they turn even shitter :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)

what did you end up eating tonight?

was thinking about that chicken recipe when i was on my bike so looked it up, i wasn't far wrong, and actually think that i might try it with the chili poweder instead of the dried ginger

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)

I had chicken marinated in lemon and garlic and olive oil,

in a tomatoey sauce with fried mushrooms and onions in it
On rice
With a leaf salad with olive oil, balsamic vinager and lime juice and zest dressing
It was tastey

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)

overdoing it with the salad

would get kicked out of a professional kitchen for that, where's the room for fanatically overpriced pud?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)

Na there was only a touch of balsamic and it was only a little lime adding a nice kick

Didnt do pudding, cant really afford it, and no-one else has done any pudding yet

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

that's not the point

wholegrain or basmati rice, no salad. ROCKING!

I'm practising my cheffy talk for when i blag myself a tv show about cooking.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)

it was shitty long grain

I had to do a salad my flatmate has complained at the lack of healthy foods in my meals

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)

what the fuck

does (s)he think rice is, or tomatoes? or onions?

bloody div.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)

Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

Made a guest appearance in the latest 'Family Guy'... In fact the whole episode was a film reference spotting-fest.

Nicely sh(gn)opped

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)

I have fallen very far behind on Family Guy :(

I haven't seen an episode since McStroke.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)

The latest season is a spectacularly brilliant

return to form.

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)

three mediocre jokes per episode, all blocked around one or more extended non-jokes that go on far too long and annoy even the die-hard fans?

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)

Are you getting confused with

"Curb Your Enthusiasm"?

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)

never seen it.

i just have a sense of humour that f.g doesn't excite often.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)

I do have to say,

I started swaying a lot more to American Dad for a while.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

christ, you couldn't pay me enough to watch that.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)

I downloaded

series 2-3 and what has been shown of 4 last week. I enjoy it very much because it is a very irreverent 'fuck you' to all that is wrong in the USA.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)

Downloading now :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)

Link to torrent please

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:37, archived)

eztv.it/shows/297/family-guy/

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)

ta muchly

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)

No no no!

yes :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)

whatoh chunder

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)

yarp!

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)

Corse I do!

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)

this reminds me, time for a pearoast

when she woke up she was feeling a little hoarse...

(#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)

they prayed so hard they lost control of their bladders,urinals had to be fitted,it made no differance

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)

RELIGIOUSLOLS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)

reminds me of the old joke

American flies into Jerusalem and gets into a cab.

"take me to that place where they all cry" he says

So the cabbie takes him to the tax office

:)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)

pray to a wall?

why? i don't get it

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)

I think most of them wail at it or something....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)

are you the real redsushi or the one that sent me a picture of an erect penis?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)

do you still have the picture?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)

funny you should say that....

no. i do not

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I am the real one. Who the hell was that? I saw it this morning :S

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)

I have no idea...

but it really put me off my sausage and meatball sandwich

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)

It very much confused me.

I am such a shit person to attempt to impersonate. But I noticed he had a furtive icon. I would like to have one of them :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)

This is why you need to set up a

second account for the express purpose of storing your board name whilst you run around with new-fangled comedy name. Someone WILL steal your persona and try to get you in a s much shit as possible.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)

which is stupid because the ID gets banned and not the name...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)

If there is someone

able to use a 6 year old account for a bit of loltrolling I'm pretty sure there will be no bannings ;l)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)

i meant naughty stepped

forgot b3ta termininolgoy

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

oo what have i missed?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)

^this

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)

Here you both are!

Twat monger

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)

YOUR ALL GAY!

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..wil, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)

hold on let me get you a link

...crap i dropped my mouse - hold on
www.b3ta.com/board/8858481

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)

oh christ no

he has my number, i don't want to see that. I nearly saw the rev. in bed once

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)

like spoilt kids

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)

Aye!

Lo Sir! How goes it?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)

meh

you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)

Not too bad,

not too grand. I have run out of beers so I am having to drink Vodkas which is annoying.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)

can't drink

want to drink

With Anisley Harriet

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)

For the love of god man

Take those x's out of your name

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The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)

this ^

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)

hur hur. most silly.

it's funny

(Gleryff , yawn, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)

Hooray for the whaling wall!

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)

Is it unhappy or just feeling a little blue

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)

Gah!

Most Woo!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)

ouch!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)

Did I misread the compo thingy again?

evening & apologies

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)

AWH :3

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)

awsome

dude!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)

Hahahah

Yes, yes you did :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)

heh, silliness.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)

Aww that's eggcellent

Brilliant yolk :)

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in vino veritas, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)

Sorry,

that went straight ova my head

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)

I'm already getting pretty bored of this compo

but this is one of the few that i've enjoyed.

I'm imagining the 'My Lovely Horse' song from Father Ted as part of their eggy dream.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)

Oh no you di'nt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)

horses dream of eggs is what i saw first...

my brain is broken :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)

aw, that's absolootery shockin'

you should be fed to dreamhorses

(dreamhorses rhymes with...?)

(Gleryff , yawn, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)

Fish?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)

hahaha! you silly sod!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)

lolz

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

One Hour Notice For Tommy Keenan

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)

the what now?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)

*squints*

*isn't american*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)

Discworld

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)

magnum Pearoast I

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)

i can imagine that being put up some pron stars tuppence

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)

eww

would it come out covered in liquid beeswax?

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)

I sure hope so!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)

that would be an extra

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)

Blimey!

that is weird :|

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)

the weird thing gets an agreement.

a me endorsed agreement. i would *tm* the me, but I don't know how.

(Gleryff , yawn, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)

guiron, fierce rubbery gojiro nemesis.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)

Explains all that whipping...

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..wil, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)

O_O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)

Hahaha

Goth horse :D

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)

YAY GOTHS.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)

OMG LMAO

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

R U LOLIN AT GOTHS ASWELL???????????

ILY GOTHS

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

THEY ARE LYKE SO FUNNEH!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)

I have a friend who is a goth but he isnt funny at all :D

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)

LOL :D

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)

ZOMG! ME 2! WE'RE LYKE TWINS!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)

^^^^^^ THIS LOL

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)

GOTHS LOL

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)

Hahahaha

Yeah, sounds average.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)

yeah man

I'll have to do some goth music

it'll be .. ahh what's the point

*dies*

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)

Hahahaha

They are pretty much all like that :D

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)

yup

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)

Pffffft

I'm suspicious of how well that mask fits.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)

*has*

durty hoor horse.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)

lol kinky horses

how do i do the poll on b3ta thing again please?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)

/board_stats

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)

Oh god, how embaressing.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)

I've never worked them out...

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..wil, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

ponk.

www.palmnet.me.uk/polls/new.php

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)

Who likes this weeks compo?

edit : please exaxaplin why you are clicking no :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)

*sad faces*

who voted no? :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)

I did

But I don't like horses

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)

nothing personal, you understand

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)

unless you're a horse

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)

i have been compared to a horse before

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)

you let a variety of men ride you bareback?

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)

erm... no

(lol btw)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)

damn.

*goes in search of another victim*

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)

I voted yes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)

me too

(thats two votes - yay... wait does it count if i vote for myself?)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)

ditto

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)

i voted 'no'.

there were far better compo suggestions (and i still want my collaboration compo to happen).

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)

name one

provide a link so that people may click please

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)

ok.

tga suggested the daily mail.

and because search is borked for old offboard stuff, i can't link you to my collaborative suggestion, but the evidence of it is here.

i don't dislike the compo, i just would have liked something else. there are too many object/noun compos - why not concept ones, or verb/action compos or total freakshow ones, where we have to actually DO something rather than gis a word or two and drunkenly lurch around photoshop for fifteen minutes?

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)

i'm sure daily mail have lawyers etc...

just another "pr!nce" waiting to happen...
concept? how many hand gliding horses have you seen... adrenaline junkie horses... can't get much more action than that... or freakshow for that matter...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)

fuck that disgusting midget and the tabloid too.

the problem isn't your suggestion so mush as it is the lack of imagination of people posting. this either means that we should be harsh to the failpics or we should encourage goodpics (or do both).

hey, i like your suggestion more than anything involving popstars or films or politicians, and at least it's not uk- or us-centric.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)

i don't believe in celebrities or america :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)

good plan.

i only believe in them to the point i think they should be destroyed.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)

because the image challenge is always shit and ruins the board for me up until at least Sunday

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)

how is that my fault for suggesting something to fill the board will until sunday?

surely this happens every week?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)

yep. Nothing to do with you at all.

I just find it sad that every week the image challenge is a mixture of old stuff ( most of it crap and from lurkers ) reposted in a new thread, or quick and shit because they are desperate to get something on there. Or completely and utterly not fitting the brief whatsoever because 99% of people can't read a challenge without fixating on one word.

As I said earlier something, something, something, something, something, HORSES something, something, COMPO IT.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)

i did try to make it very clear

but fraser reworded it

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)

As I said, not in the slightest

aimed at you mate. I just dislike what the challenge does to the board and I'd prefer that image challenges were posted on a separate board for people to browse at their leisure and so leaving this part fro for people to post their stuff without as much chance of it being swamped in shit and consigned to obscurity in minutes.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)

i too have said this..

there should be an "ignore this weeks compo" button :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)

*disguises self as paperclip and taps on your monitor*

"Hello, you appear to be taking this personally. Would you like assistance?"

;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)

I've never had a compo suggestion actually turn into a compo

if i can have an understanding of why people do not like compo ideas, i maybe able to suggest better alternatives to help keep the b3ta community alive and happy :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)

pfft, you had your chance and you blew it, buster.

Get out of my sight.

:P

Don't worry, it's a joke and I know what you mean ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)

haha

DIXON BAWLS! Destroyer of worlds.( and egos )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)

*pokes you in the eyes*

now you cant see me :P

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)

I voted No

Its an interesting idea for a compo but the trouble is because its so vague people just photoshop or a horse (or more likely pearoast a horse picture) and expect thunderous applause.

Like most things its not a bad idea for a compo its just people are so lazy and desperate to be noticed they will use any tenuous link for an excuse to post a pic.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)

surely this is the same with all compos nowadays?

www.b3ta.com/board/8866414

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)

as with most things, the end user is to blame.

oh, and i did have another image challenge suggestion once:

not a challenge suggestion, rather a modification in the manner in which challenges are implemented.

challenges stay open for six days instead of seven. they get announced as usual, but no entries may be posted until 24 hours have elapsed. that way people are encouraged (not forced, mind) to think a little, and perhaps make a picture and then reject it as crap before they post it.

again, search doesn't want me to link to it.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)

This would be a start.

and move the challenge to worth 1000, yes, this works for me ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)

nah, worth is full of crap too.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)

I know.

But they do try. And some of the people there are extremely talented.
I just put it down to a complete lack of consideration for others and too much value placed on their 'work' here at b3ta.
Frankly I look at the majority of stuff posted here and I just have to ask myself "how is this person not embarrassed beyond belief?"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)

easy: i have no shame.

and we're all at different points on the learning curves of the software we employ. i know very little, some people know less (frightening thought), but i care for effort, skill, imagination and wit - sometimes a seamhorse is the right thing at the right time.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)

...this weeks compo is not the right time...

or place!
The internet is a great place to post things that you couldn't get away with in real life
real life "hey i drew this" ha ha ha thats shit "oh :("
internets "hey i drew this" ha ha ha thats shit "*ignores*" :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

I was not thinking of talent

as we all sit in various spots on a curve with quite a few much further along than us mortals.
More the "what the fuck was in your head that made you think this idea was either funny or appropriate?" kind of thing.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

people will still repost their old junk.... just 24 hours later

and read between the lines and post whatever they want and say "lol compo entry"

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)

simple: no reposts for compos.

easy to say, hard to police. but it doesn't really need to be policed, we can use the honour system (and the mighty memory and search skills of our members).

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)

*sigh*

if only it where that simple :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)

it is, though.

nawty step might get crowded, admittedly.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

The problem is that there are no rules on b3ta

it's the only rule. However after a brief conversation with Rob this afternoon to clarify this he re-iterated his position that images should not be posted again as the start of a new thread ( I took this to mean all images and not just challenge entries ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)

well, there is a blur between guidelines and rules, here and in life.

anyway, this conversation is now long enough that we're in danger of taking serious a photoshop compo on a website that we loll about on in our spare time - that too violates the spirit of b3ta, so i'll abandon this until a get another wild hair.

and, it's time to go do realworld stuff, so you kids have fun.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

don't worry about it. You can ask me this every week and get the same answer.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)

the current boot I have on my left foot to support my broken ankle resembles those

without the heel, obviously.

I look like a tesco value Goth in it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

you been hanging around the torture garden again?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

only at the weekends...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

Hahahahahah

That is fucking wrong. Have a *click*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

Woo!

And, LOLTOTTENHAM! 2-0 down :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

Fucking hell Red, 1111 posts this week!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

I know.

I am such a fucking loser!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)

kinky

boots

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

haha. Excellent.

not mine, not shopped but reminds me of this.

Click for bigger (48KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)

Fucking hell, and I thought I'd seen everything

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)

best gimp suit

ever. Imagine wearing that at the torture garden? You'd be fighting them off with a shitty stick.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)

I could HOOF! 'em out of the garden

Then HOOF! 'em back in again

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)

I have seen this before

I have seen some weird stuff in my time.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)

Now if I'd found that source I coulda been finished in half the time!

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..wil, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)

as if you've never been exposed to ponyplay before.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)

That's not what I said!

;)

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..wil, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)

Sweet mother....

hahaha & woo!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)

First one like this, any tips would be appreciated. Thanks.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)

Awesome! :D

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ClanSoul, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)

I like it :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)

nice

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)

Here's a tip: He won't win.

that, sir, is cracking work :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)

I'm glad someone recognized him.

I was going for a similar try to a purple one i saw a couple weeks ago, can't remember who did it though.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)

I have a tip!

DO MORE! Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)

This-

do more, get better, become GOD.

edit - also I have just eaten four tunnocks wafers. Yum.

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)

I have a tip!

never finger another mans custard!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)

never rub another man's rhubarb

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

never rub baby lotion into your thighs and do handstands pretending you're a horse feeding bag

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)

Nicely

Tips: Be less gay

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)

You are nice once, then you spill fuck all over it.

Thanks, you knobber.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)

Hahahaha!

I just got 21 for 4 against a load of 10 prestigers

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)

Look how much i give a shit v

|:

^ not very much.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)

LOLS

Says mr I take screenshots of my scores :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

IT WAS A PHOTO.

And besides - it was a way better score than that.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

Yeah but I havent played in about a month

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

and im only 3rd prestige

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

Well that'll teach you for being rubbish, i'm 8th.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)

No,

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)

You forget that im shit and 21 for 4 is an achievement for me

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)

Top Tip

Keep doing what you're doing

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)

niceeeeee.

altho i keep thinking alan sugar.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)

Alright Lass!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)

what's all this xXx business around the names?

are we putting up figurative barbed wire to protect our identities here?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)

we just wanna be as cool as xXxprincess painxXx

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)

Ewwww!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

hAhAhA

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)

oh, you mean *******

/whoever it really is

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)

oo who...someone thought it was me

i wondered if it was pigeon nipples, but then the times are all wrong.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)

I have a suspicion, but that's all

based on something that happened a little while ago and they got caught out. But as I say, just idle
speculation and not worth sharing really :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)

oh archie you tease!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)

all I can say is I've not

seen Mongy for 3 days. That is all.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)

haha!

lovely mongoose.

edit: according to my friends list thingie, he posted an hour ago.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)

I missed a smilie

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)

kinda

noir vibe,nice

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)

his face looks like two buckets hanging from one nail.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)

Hahaha

what the fuck does that even mean bear? And do I want to know?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

it's a phrase from my childhood.

it always applied to jowly old men, usually grumpy ones.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)

It's funny

I think I'd like to adopt it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)

the phrase or the jowly old cancer-riddled pigfucker with the trophy wife?

adopt away!

*claims royalties*

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)

crikey, the face of a 1950's movie political madman

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)

You shoulda done Obama.

Or Palin.

Actually, deffs Obama. He's cool.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

bah.

he's less of an ass than the other choice. possibly.

rarely are politicians ever cool, unless they've been in a drawer with half their heads spread over the back seat of a car.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)

It's cheeky chops!

Hooray!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

a tip from me:

kill it with anything but plane crashes.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)

Tip:

Seabiscuit to show at the Kentucky Derby

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)

Brilliant, sir.

Wish I could be creative.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)

banksy agus hopper

Click For big

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)

Now that's good.

That's very good.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)

^this

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)

have a woo for that WONDERFUL work

(and not a horse in sight)

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)

Lovely!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)

this is great

also I just had a spam entitled "Bang her till she finishes" which greatly amused me for some reason

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8866228

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)

Ummm.

You said tit.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)

hehe, "titters"

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)

I had the most bizarre spam today:

Title : "Who is Mutfut?!?"

Body : "Metfet + Umput = Mutfut"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)

some of these spam are truly randomly generated works of art

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)

Indeed.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)

Very nice

I wish I was educated enough to know the original.
not the banksy BTW

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)

That is rather woo

have a *click*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)

LOLTOTTENHAM!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)

Hah

Just spotted it, below

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)

I have never been so happy :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)

Given their arrogance over the years

about 'beautiful, exciting football' then yes I guess I am as well, given with Wenger we've done that bit, but have won stuff as well, unlike them; despite their over-inflated ego's and delusions of being a big club

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)

Oh joyous wonderment :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)

Very very nice work!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)

This is oh so very good.

*click*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)

saw this map and thought they'd made an obvious omission.

original and another informative map of Africa

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)

LIGERS!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)

racist.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)

At a pub quiz we had to guess which animal causes more power outages in nigeria then any other animal

I drew this map and still got it wrong

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)

My African girlf

couldn't answer that, apparently its bigger than I imagine.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)

The answer was giraffes

Im pretty certain there are no giraffes in nigeria

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)

she thinks its not Giraffes

I was informed that quiz books and the like deliberately have wrong answers in them for copywrite purposes.
Which is so wrong IMO.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)

I was convinced there were no giraffes there

This is how I image it would happen tho

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)

if it was actually a problem

they would just make the wires higher up.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)

It was a pub quiz, I would doubt their information

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)

There are no giraffes

There's some of these things though.

(

boris the spider, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)

Argh Fuck!

Top shop :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)

They're quite scary creatures. They climb up trees and nibble your hair as you walk past.

(

boris the spider, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)

rat!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)

Also

LOLTOTTENHAM!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)

please tell me they are losing again

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)

Yes 1-0 to udinese

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)

hahahaha

I can take the piss out of our labourer again

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)

LOL DOWN TO 10MEN NOW

LOLOLOLOL!!!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)

pfffft

even better

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)

LOLOLOL!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)

LOL!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)

haha. I was waiting for

this to start ;)

edit LOLSPURS. down to 10 men again!

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)

*sings*

Juande you'll win a game!
Juande you'll win a game!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)

Hahahaha

This season is turning out to be quite fun watching them drown

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)

Im going to be Laughing at bentley all the way to the championship :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)

*titters*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)

Tiggers

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)

there is a user

by the name Knickers With Attitde, which I think is really good.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)

ok???

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)

sorry, schema

There was a pic on here with Tiggers With Attitude which also tickled me.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)

It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)

In Africa?

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)

lions?

(

Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)

tigers?

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)

and bears?

(

Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)

OH MY!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)

Hahaha

This reminds me of a pair of socks I have

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)

WTF? You have shitty maps of africa on socks?!?!?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)

HERE BE SOCKS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)

oh yes, so you do.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)

There's that other fellow too, isn't there?

Mugabe.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)

larf :D

I find it odd how they are comparing a continent to countries in this picture.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)

odd how?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)

Well presumabley they're trying to show how big Africa is

but comparing it to countries is a bit silly IMO, surely they should compare it to other continents?
It's like comparing the size of laptops in terms of mobile phones.
Eh, I'm probably wrong.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)

hmm, you could have Austrailia

in there, Argentina was an odd inclusion (though I'm surprised by how big it is.)
It could have been done better. But Africa is a huge place, I think Lake victoria is the size of the UK. (though I may have got that bit of information from a pub quiz)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)

Oh and that it says

"the worlds other countries"
that implies Africa is a country
That's what I meant - it implies Africa is a country.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)

I get the impression its for Merkins

who are probably the ones who think there are tigers in Africa.

A friend from Wales was chatting to some one in the states who said "Wales is that near Brazil?"

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)

africa

is shaped like a rhino,italys leg and norways arm together could not take that beast on

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)

A tiger? In Africa?

Oh, zoos and that.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)

So that's where Sudan is.

*promptly forgets again*

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)

actually, it isn't

its up and left of Kenya (where you can see Lions and Tigers)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)

I knew that really

Because I just looked it up. Which I already did last week, but I forgot.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)

What's a Sudan?

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)

I never realised how big

Nelson Mandela was.

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)

but where's Bongo Bongo land?

I fear you have been misinformed

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)

I thought Bongo Bongo land was east of Alda Animals

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)

I never realised Nelson Mandela was so big.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)

In all pictures of him, he's really far away.

Because photographers are terrified of him.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)

Makes sense, really

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)

odd you say that

b3ta.com/board/8866226

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)

Erm

Forget Norway!

(

tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)

\o/

if only there were more people believing there were badgers in Africa, too.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)

where are the consignments of gold bullion?

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)

i think you forgot AIDS and starvation.

isn't that what a lot of people think of when they imagine africa?

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)

true dat.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)

eh, maybe a tag cloud map is in order.

also: diamonds, gold, tarzan, etc.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)

easy on the mayo

Click for bigger (216KB)

(Mr Chicken, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)

How is this extreme?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)

not

why were you looking for animal porn?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)

this weeks compo: -

_{_{_{_extreme}}}HORSES!!!!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)

This weeks compo!

OMG PHOTOSHOP HORSES LOLOLOLOL!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)

thats how people see it

(

Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)

LOL HORSES!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)

same problem as last week.

same problem every week.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)

ARRRGH!

Quickly, someone pass me the memory scrub.

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)

rephrase that

you mean
*500 MILIGRAMS OF MINDBLEACH, STAT*

(

Laice , was Rogitating on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)

CLEAR!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)

No thank you.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)

pffft

borderline NSFW methinks

(

fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)

yes,

please link anything to do with McDonalds.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)

This turns me on.

On to my angry face.
It lookes like this:
D:

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)

Surely >:( is your angry face

D: is a shocked face?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)

stupid coding D:<

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)

what a dirty bitch

imagine it..

"Oh hey honey, what did you do today"?

"I sucked a 2ft long horse cock"

"Oh ok.. what's for dinner"?

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:34, archived)

not exactly what your looking for but hey !

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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)

Hehehe

Well its better than the horse fighting :)

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)

hahahahaha

i like

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)

have a pea and woo

(

Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)

extreme hamsters

just missing Richard Gere's sphincter

(

fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)

Meat is redruM

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

i would eat horse meat

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)

I have

Horse stew on a school trip to Belgium - hilariously, the 60 kids on the trip weren't told until they'd eaten it :)

It was yum.

(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)

it's ment to be really nice

probably have eaten in at some point when i've been to France

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)

There's very little I wouldn't eat.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)

Hahaha! You're fat!

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)

Me Dad once ate sea cucumber and whale blubber

while on a business trip to China.

He said it was like eating clotted spunk.

(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)

How?

Just How?

Did he know?

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)

That's weird.

I never thought to ask.

Eurgh.

(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)

And how did he know what eating clotted spunk was like?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)

would like to try insects

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)

Selfridges in Brum

They've got a big section of insecty goodness - scopion lollies and the like

(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

Sorry :(

(scratchresistor is your mum..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)

firebox.com for this

Also available: Scorpion vodka

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

You can buy various chocolate covered creepy crawlies in Selfridges.

If you feel the urge when walking past.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)

i tend to avoid seafood and offal but other than that i'll eat most anything

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)

My girlfriend has the same seafood aversion.

It's annoying.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)

she is sensible. sea food is all kinds of wrong.

blergh!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)

You fool!

You're missing out on all kinds of deliciousness.
I've managed to wean her onto breaded or battered white fish now though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)

Prawns, crabsticks, muscles, winkles.

*nom nom nom nom*

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)

as a lover of seafood

I have to say that crabsticks need to be avoided at all costs.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)

I thought you were advising using oyster sauce yesterday.

OYSTER SAUCE IS SEAPLE!

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)

I'm not a big fan of fish beyond tuna and the main white fish (cod, etc. )

but I love molluscs and crustaceans.
I can eat clams, scallops, cockles, mussels, crab, lobster, langoustines ( crayfish ), razor clams and prawns ( especially big tiger prawns ) until they are dribbling from my nose and my eyes register full.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)

I agree shellfish is superior to fish.

Although I am a big fan of salmon and trout as well.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)

oh yeah.

I'm a big trout/salmon fan although only if I cook it myself. ( I'm a sucker for smoked salmon though )

Edit I like squid and octopus too and have some in the freezer.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)

Squid is great stuff.

I have a tin of Greek 'musky octopus' someone bought for me and no idea what to do with it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)

I don't

lnow what that is but i flash fry it in butter with garlic, dill and lashings of cracked black pepper. ( you can exchange octopus for just about any seafood there because that's how I like it all ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)

Yeah I have as well

It really isn't bad.

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)

I would like to try it

But that would mean I'd have to go to France, or Belgium, or anywhere else they eat it :(

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)

I had a horse once

in steak form in Italy... It was really tender and very, very nice. Lovely lovely horse steak...

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)

You love horsemeat

it's your food.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)

Smoked horse meat on a sandwich

yummy!

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)

Mmm, horse curry.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)

How is this extreme?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)

You'll get very bored very quickly if you post that for every horse picture this week.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)

Well if people are clever enough to open up tattyshop and do an animation

they should be clever enough to read the fucking brief!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)

I consider

currying a horse to be quite an extreme thing to do. :(

(

Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)

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Microwave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)

Yeah, I'm wearing a toga and laurel wreath, gonna make something of it punk?

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)

Yeah I thought not.

Now, point me to the vomitorium before I hurl on your kicks dude.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)

terrorhorse

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)

hahaha haaha wtf

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)

wtc

surely

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)

Don't call me Shirley.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)

sorry

Sheila.

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)

minge on book
www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/b/pip-and-jane-baker/terror-of-vervoids.htm

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)

I thought that was some kind of amazing new insult.

I was equally pleased though, good work :D

(

[DTMX] Fishing hook, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)

The 9/11 flying horse attack was santioned by the United States' Government.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)

Senior Pentagon official explodes in scrabble crisis.

Thousands indifferent.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)

STOCK MARKET CRASH!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)

i really shouldn't laugh at these 9/11 jokes

but they are good.......

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)

Hahahahha

EXTREME TO THE MAX!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)

Bad Horse, Bad Horse, Bad Horse, Bad Horse!

He rides across the mountains, a thoroughbred of sin
He got the application you jut sent in
It needs evaluation so let the games begin!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)

heh.

*is surprised not to see a 'camel jockey' comment, remembers he's old and not on a right-wing racist moron site*

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)

Would've thought this would've beendun

antiRIS

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

why is her

hat censored? ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)

'cos it says RANGERS FC on it.

Damn Rangers fans, working in our airports.

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

Aaaw :(

Some people are very wrong in the head

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)

haha.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)

Have I missed something they've done that makes them a troll?

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)

Sorry. I've had this in my jacket for about 4 years.

This is the paid tarriff you have to buy to leave the Philippines. It's there so that the poor can't leave the country.

EDIT: Yes. There does appear to be a CDC there.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)

it seems to be stained with blood

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)

Cebu is one of the poorest islands there.

I was under escort otherwise I would have been at gunpoint.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)

sounds great

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)

It was.

You need to go to a few 3rd world places in your life. That's where the world's best people live.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)

some day

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)

lol

bloodcock :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)

Actually that was the blood from a cock!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)

EXPLAIN

please

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)

penuous tea for compo...

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

extreme burials?

good piccy though :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)

pfff

click-tastic

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

This painting was painted minutes before his murder

Police are appealing for witnesses

original deris en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Death_of_Marat

(

boff FL OZ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)

Hahahaa

Le lolage

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)

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