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# Clarkson: "It's Perfect for picking up the Chicks"
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(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Hehehe
nicely animated :)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I only just caught Sundays episode today. They're trying too hard to be quirky. Still ace entertainment.
A hearty handshake for your highly clickable animashuns.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I hear the BBC are dropping the "C"
Apparently the letter C is the most offensive letter possible after Helvetica’s capital F..
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Big Breasts
Bouncy Balloon
Bum Big
Big Bees
Bum Bum
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# "trying too hard to be quirky"
Or reaching for the green hair dye, as Mark Easton eloquently puts it.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# high speed zombie attack
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Eeek!
:D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# HAHAHA "....by removing the head...or destroying the brain, i repeat, removing the head....or destroying the brain..."
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# meh - as long as I get to a B&Q next to a Sainsbury's in time I'll be fine
you may all be in trouble though...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# What about a Homebase?

?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# well -- possibly --
anywhere with tools, nails, wood, fertiliser, plants and so on and so on...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I can't wait for the inevitable zombie invasion
I've been training for it
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Puts plan Z into action
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
:D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Haha win
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Try the wipers . . .
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# woo
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Very nicely animated
woo yay!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Haha!
Superb. It's the eyebrow what does it. *clicks*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# beep beep
whizzo
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Verry good
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# hahahha, that's awesome :D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Why thanks
Mustn't forget to Change gear Jeremy! Especially those bloody Jeans!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# YOU ARE A
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Gary Larson
is a b3tard?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Fuck Larson,
this is our Dotty!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# now now,
there's room for both of em in the world.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# *calms down*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# phwoor!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# As charged.
Woo as always, dear farm.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# pull the udder one!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# *tries to steer you away from puns*
Top Pic Mr Farm

(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# cattle be the day...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Pah!
Give us calf a mo and I'll 'ave 'em kicked!

(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Veal do our best
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Bull the other one!
Man how many more . . . ? We'll be here for heifer!

(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# We will if you keep
calving on about it.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Oo-er
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# haha, superb :)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Alright, Arch!?
Arch!?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# aye, not so shabby.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Superb!
I'm waiting for the day I can buy your book...
:D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# The milk maid has been exposed !
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# haha
awesome
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# oh my
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# i have no idea either...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Hahaha superb!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# He'll be fine, slugs have radar.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I thought it was sonar?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
Wonderful.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Inspired by the QOTW?
that story was ace...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# pfffft
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Yes.
This.

A lot.

I'm racist against slugs. Bastards.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Like Running Man
but for slugs. Nice :)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Happy trails to you . . .
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# GO ON BARRY!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# not you!
smash his face in Barry!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Not you
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Not EWE
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Knot Yew
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Gnome U
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Ive won!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# ^ Nutter
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Slugs can't slither backwards!
There's no actual evidence for this, but it's scientific fact.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Slugs can pivot however
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I never thought of that
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# SCIENCE
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# you win all of the interwebs!
all of them!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# yay, where can I claim said internets?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# here!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# i heard its all a fix
they do it with sugar and acting squirrels
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# the squirrels wear a blue suit with only their tail exposed
they are then cgi'd out and the tail looks like a slug when it is scaled down in post production
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# i see a swastika
at least one
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# FASCIST!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# heil yes
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# oh yeah!
naughty maze!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# haha i see a swastika-does this make me a nazi?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# haha maybe...
lets see...

if a jew offered you some cake would you:

a: accept the cake and thank said jew for his/her kindness.

b: refuse the cake politely on religous grounds or simple dietry reasons.

or c: force the cake into the jews eye sockets and stamp on the jews head whilst planning the total and utter destruction of his/her race in your fasciest mind.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# hmmmm
ask if may contain nuts
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# sorry
or option d: is there nuts in here jew?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# e. Make bad religious pun
and say "Thankjew for this cayke."
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Poor slug......... :(
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Important message:
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# very nice.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# We have some awesome circlejerking thing goin' on.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# *is aware*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# calm down dear
i have an appointment with the accountant on the 14th

which is my birthday, what a birthday treat for me :(
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I will draw you a super sweet chainsawplane.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# sweet
i shall draw you summat too later.

what would you like?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Cough :)
Cat
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# oh yes. that'll be what it says on your sig
cat doing anything in particulate?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Perhaps he will be next to a box. Maybe he could be in the same room as a box. I simply cannot fathom the mad escapades he could have.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# consider it done (only not done, until a later point in TIME!)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# *totally awesome secret high five*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# TAX AXE!
Chopping your monies in the name of HM C&R!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# we gonna rock down to, the Inland Revenue!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# At last . . . time for a cut !
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# I'm not quite sure I understand the important message
but woo nevertheless :)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# cattax
attacks
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# 3 minute doodle- 05/11/08
Got smudged. Wasn't that good anyway.



edit: oh, sorry Bob fellow.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Sametimepostinghighfive.
How did she lose her jaw? Bear attack?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I don't know, I didn't ask
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# HOW HAS YOUR AFTERNOON BEEN?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Shit. Yours?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I sort of figured you were a little pissed off. May I offer you some tasty sour sweeties and a refreshing Tea Tree wet wipe?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I've been a little pissed off for the past couple of weeks.
I'm getting slowly worse now.

No, you're alright, ta. I'll manage. I just need to kick the shit out of something.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# My undying love and admiration too?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I didn't have that already?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Yeah, but I can always try and crank it up a bit.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Aw.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# you scare me
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Good.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# looks painful
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I think she might already be dead, I'm not sure.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# can't be far off
*hugs* since you're having a bad day
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# :-) thanks.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# She's got a bit of an over bite . . . no ?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# It's a fair assessment.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# that's rather cool
wooo yay
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Cheers :-)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# this is what happens when I decide to do work, I miss great stuff like this.....
a belated WOO! for jawless people/zombies
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Gonna get caught
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# never!
you'll have to strip search me for it!
=D
EDIT: woo!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# *strips*
*searches*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# :)
thanks
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# SpyvsSpy?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# gonna to get caught?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
#
It was in One of Jollyjack's Sequential Art strips:
b3ta.com/board/8791157

it has been stuck in my head and I couldn't think of an appropriate title for the image.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# but you wrote it wrong
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# bah
so I did
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# it been a dog
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# so gonna to get caught...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# gonna to get caught?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Very nicely done.
Great perspective.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# thank you sir
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Reet good that.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Ta muchly
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] You could almost feel sorry for him.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# haha!
that's aces
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# not it's not, it's George's
Ace has a couple of Plectrums and a spare packet of strings...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Haha nice image :)
You might wanna send that to Nuts...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# So it's you that does that!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Not as much as some...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# If by send you mean sellotape it to a brick and throw through their window...
Then I'm one step ahead of you.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Who's that?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Who's who?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Oh, it's you.
*hides*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# *snaffles all of FWM's grub*
*legs it*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Oddly enough this is the first time I've ever photoshopped him.
I felt it had to be done.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# No.
No I couldn't.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Castrol!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# It's a fun-size can.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Best of all the cans,
for you're toddler oil needs
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Next !
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# nice one
:)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha awesome!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# don't let the door hit you on the arse on the way out
cos i don't want your dirty arse marks on my nice clean door!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Excellent

(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I love this
Did you compo it?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Flotilla Benjamin
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Loose the cannons!!!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Would, Would, Would, Would, Wouldn't, Would, Would,
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Oh my giddy aunt!!!
:D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# ugh
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# stevie bream?
Photobucket
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I love the floaters !
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# bloody hell!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# haha
spang
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# hahahaha
*cleek*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Topical!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I have no idea how much of this story is true....
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# The sad thing is..
.. I didn't shop any of the text.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# As a confirmed coulrophobe, I hope none of it is true...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# this
frankly any of it would scare the bejeezus out of me...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# This has just put me off sex forever :S
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# sorry
didn't hear what you said, too busy fwapping
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Clowns!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Teh Fear!

* runs of and cries
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Aaarrrggghhhh!!!!
*runs away with Wobbles*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# You can bugger off - This is my table to hide under!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# "Come quietly, or there will be ... bubbles"
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
That's ace!
:D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# clowns are evil and are only good for monkey food.

"om nom nom"
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# ARGH!
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(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# GETINTOMYCAR
/Billy Ocean
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# *crawls into the corner, sobbing*
nooooooo!!!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# cuntshitting fuckbuckets! :O
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Seams ahoy!!
Sorry I'm new......Don't hurt me!
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# NOT REAL!
AND.... SMALLAH!!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# AAAAAAAhhhhh
AAAA help
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Edit your post to use the direct link to the image; <img src="http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9643/spoonfq0.jpg">
And then people can see it in all it's seamy glory, rather than the imageshack thumbnal.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Ahah
You mean liek this

(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# all I see is a girls arse?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# ARSE!
Careful now
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# ARSE!
I like this!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# BIGGAR!
(non-ironically)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# ^ Bum

* Clicks (HARD)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Lurky lurky lurk lurk!
Almost 3 years of b3ta membership and only 2 messages... Crikey.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Yeah
been to the priory, kicked the lurking habit!
For good this time!!!!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# we all go through the "Is it Real" stage
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I'm a fan too !
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# That's brilliant!
:D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# wow great stuff
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# This is WOO!
:D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I really really want to see that bigger...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Nice pick up !
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Link to source.
Please?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# To get me away from /links
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# nice of them to add the "seen" after little
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Didn't notice that!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# pffft!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# *sings*
"I'm so wonely, so very wonely..."
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# A-RICK BAWD-WIN
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Is that his brother . . . Mental Lee IL with him ?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# a rittle ronery
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Alfred the Shark sings!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# he has had a nibble
of some of them already, cheeky scamp.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# seams so
:D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# no seams, the nibbles are genuine
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# delibiranibbles, then?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Holy roller roll me over . . .
"Shark Attack" . . . his greatest hits CD out yet ?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# u-switch .com?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Well it has been a while,
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# every sodding time you post that,
without fail, i will want a burger!

you twat!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Every time you say twat....
...I feel like a Kebab
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I love an incredible edible wagon . . . haul on !
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# *is hungry*



mmm, giraffe...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# mmm prosthetic limb
lllaaaatttteeexxxx...drool
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I could eat a lidl
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Indeed
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# i recognise that shark
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Whay am I looking at a picture of your pussy?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# and why is it so hairy?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Ninj is a lot happier now!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Is that a...
..squash court?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# it would appear to be
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Lots of green photos.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Fix it! Fix it!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I look forward to seeing them
/now I have, they're rather good :)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Wanna post them?
Edit.. oh, it's a fail.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# very, very, very
pale green
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# tiny grey pixels?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# that's a video
try again :)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# and also a link
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# am i on...
...links?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I'm here
You must be.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# oh dear
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# WHOOPSEY DAISY EH? I THINK YOU FUCKED IT UP A BIT DIDN'T YOU EH?
HAR HAR EH?

gosh i must be an insufferable cunt sometimes.....
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Yes. That was very funny.
I embedded the damn thing and it didn't appear.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# oh, in that case, FAIL WRONG BOARD, N00B LOL.
yep i really am a massive cunt.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# i think he fell asleep halfway through post............................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Is there such a thing as . . . too green ?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# 6 year old troll is win!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# oooops, think that'll work better on links
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Top failage!


themanwhofellasleep had better become themanthatreadthefaq or disappear rather sharpish.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# heh :)
Is the b3ta bunker under attack again?



The bastards...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I now feel
all green... Links is better, old chap, as others may suggest less politely.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Well, I enjoyed it.
Cheers.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# flail
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Well not being a board nazi and part of the b3tan resistance movement
I openly welcome your youtube extravaganza of green tinited photography and song.

Viva La Resistance.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# ARE THERE PAMPHLETS?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# My contribution.There was always gonna be just one winner...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# oh look
it's an indian spider
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# IT'S A FIX
oh howwwww convenient :)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# fuck
she's facing the wrong way
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# she could reverse
through. Tricky, though...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# she intends
to reverse through the hole
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# piss
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# of the
mind variety
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
THIS!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] "I'll get the bastard, if it's the last thing I do"


The horror

The horror

The horror
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Temper that temper . . .
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# ha!
looks like he's using telekinesis...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# WIIIIIIIIIIIITH MIN BULLETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S TELEKINESIS KYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# this makes me laugh
:)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# The reality was far shittier than his vision...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# big sister is watching you
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# No it fucking wasn't
some splendiferously TASTIC people were born in 84.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# why thankyou :)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# *ahem*
74?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# 75
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# 72


(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# that's not the next line
silly stan
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Connells FTW!

(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Acceptable, of course.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# some even better people were born in 86
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Don't you mean
'82?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# ^ this
it were a good year...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I think you mean 1980
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# yes
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# nah
my bro was born in 80, he's an accountant
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# My bro was also born in 1980.
He paints road lines!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I was born in 1980
and I fucking rock! :)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# My brother was also born in 1980
and he's a code monkey!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
#
an accountant
;)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# they might have been 'tastic, but the BEST people were born in '76
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# 1876 Archie?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# hush you
I'll write a very stern letter about you to that nice Mr. Gladstone using only this chalk and slate
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# sorry guvnor,
shine yer shoe?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# My missus was born in '76.
So I agree :)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# well spoken, that man
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# No, some of the worst people in the world were born in 76.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# *cries*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Please, my opinion/words barely matter even in jest.
My ex was born in 76. He is a failure.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# ah well, every year has its tosspots.
'76 just had fewer than most ;)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# tosspots might be directly proportional to rainfall
*researches*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# '77 for the win!
:D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# It's quite sobering to realise that I am older than most people in here.
:(
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Whose the guy on the right?



(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Nadia Sawalha
oh, no, my mistake, Andrew Ridgeley.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Dec.
Ant is always on the left, and Dec is always on the right.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# his dealer
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# The bastard son of Sylvester Stallone
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# 1984 was so . . . well . . . 1984 . . .
Twas a very good year !
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I was a bright cold day
in April at the Club Tropicana, and the clocks were striking thirteen...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# were the drinks still freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee though?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# only until
fifteen o'clock. Get 'em in!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Jam for bread . . .
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# that's excellent :D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# He kneads the dough to make the bread . .
or should I say beard . . .
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# sorry
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# No point in holding the mayo . . .
I suppose . . .
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# hahah
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Marvellous as ever Sir.



(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Love to spread the jam . . . as it were . . .
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# deedle.. dedo.. dedo... dedo.. doo
daw dondeelee dondeelee dondeelee dondon
don dondeelee dondeelee don don don

dawdondeeleedondeeleedondeeleedondon
dondondeeledondeeleedondondon

deedle.. dedo.. dedo... dedo.. doo
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Oh . . . so you want to jam as well . . . great !
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# yes!
reminds me of the cover of Andrew Lloyd Webber's 'Variations' that my parents insisted on playing whenever we had guests.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Do they play it nice and LOUD ?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# oh yesss...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Lovely bun dancing...
:D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# "Buns of Steel"
Title track of the new CD !
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# yay remember cream?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Something to do with a baker and a couple buddies ?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# maybe he baked gingerbreads or something
it was a long time ago ......
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# In that case . . . I'll have a drum roll please . . .
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Obamalabamalamadingdong
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# hahah
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Jesus built my car.
It's a love affair.
Mainly Jesus and my hotrod.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Yeah, fuck it.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# good president
*pats head*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# pfft give him a bone
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Chang-chang-changichychang-chi-bop
sorry, I mean woo. Wah-wah-wah-ooooo.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Spadoinkle!
/wrong musical blog
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
# *like a baked potato*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# :D:D:D:D:D
*shot of charred lightning struck corpse*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# *builds a snowman*
:D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# you mean
wah-ooooooooooooooo, YEAH
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Don't make me jive over there.
It's been years, for a start, I'll probably do myself a monkeys.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# GreaseLOL!!


(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# oozeLMAO
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Woof!


(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# a new breed
of president. haha!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Who let the tongue out . . . whoof whoof ?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# soz


Edit: Also YAY!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
YES!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# always one better eh?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# sorry for the graphical brainfart
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# np
he was like a dog with 2 6 knobs after the election result!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha!
did he put the bop in the bop-de-bop-do-wop?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Needs more Joe Biden
and Michelle Obama

(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Ninj! Ninj! Ninj! Ninj! Ninj! Ninj! Ninj! Ninj! Ninj! Ninj! Ninj! Ninj! Ninj! Ninj! Ninj...

(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
NEED MORE CAFFEINE!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Excellent
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Lo Mofaha.
How does it feel to have woken up in a brave new world? ;D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Well let me tell you
my first day in paradise began with a slight headache and below-par coffee. I blame Change.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# DAMN YOU CHANGE!!
*shakes fist*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Fucking change!
Has your house boy quit now then as a result of Change?

/casual racism blog
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I am the house boy.
How else do you think I sit here all day typing this shit?
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
# But I thought you were white and all house
boys in Merka were black?

/1950's blog
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# i like the "First black resident of the white house"
bet that there's been more black people living there than whites over the years.

(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Including Condoleeze Rice when she was
boffing George W!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# It is
a heady drug.. Somewhat similar to bullshit :)
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# bwahahahahaha!
*is hypnotised*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Hiya Moley! That be wonderful!! You, Barb and arangedletters have done me proud :-) *clicks*
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# :D
Does it look better a little slower...?

(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# It smells better !
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# It looks great!
I'm proper chuffed :D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# No sir
faster is better.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I think oscillating eyes works pretty well...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Hahhaha!!!
You're not wrong...
:D
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha!!
erk!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# finger licking good!
or something.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Is he painting the future?
Woo
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Yay!
especially for mid-anim Evil Deadness!
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Arrrrggghhhh!!! I think you need a priest.
Or a Ghostbuster

Clearly daemonic possession
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# nicely done
but I would suggest that more steam is required.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
# It's dificult to differ with this guy's sniffer . . .
especially when his eyes roll lateraly !
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
# :D
Ninja eyes...
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# haha give him a bone too
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Nicely done...
this also springs to mind!!!

(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# winner
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Quite.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)

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