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# Gues they don't love horses...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Prince Harry clones!
They do love horses actually...
But in a very wrong way.

I'll slip this in here, if that's okay...

(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)
# It's all clear to me now !
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# good, you've had your cateracs removed then?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# No just new eye drops . . . my ears are just fine . . .
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# that is ace :D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# That looks like CGI.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I feel like slipping something in, too.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# reminds me a bit of prussian blue.
Well, except male.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# As a Nazi I find this offensive.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# needs some ham
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# The equine wins again !
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# A rare glimpse outside 'The Den'...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Swing and release !
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Drown it!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# faweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea!P
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Eeeek!
Put it back in the water...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Has she ever given any money away?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# and straight into the sea, please...
the malignant puff-adder.

/not a fan blog
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I'll join you on that one.
She seems to be quite a sour woman, and that frown only serves to make her look 10 years older than she is.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# so, just the wrong side of 104?
;-)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# oh dear oh dear oh dear
she's only 49.

Interesting quote from Wikipedia:

'On leaving school, Meaden studied business at Brighton Technical College, during which she worked as a sales-room model in a fashion house.'

The most easily pleased fashion house going, presumably...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Arf!
Quite.

Nicely put, Cap.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I think it's at that point they neglected to say that their name was
squat&lumpy or something similar.


(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# :-)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# World of Bhurkas.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# she's in,she's out
she's shakin'all about
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Saucy old dear...

(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha
classic!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Phwoar!
Definitely would
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# What do I get for tuppence?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# You'll get your money's worth.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Oop 'er whoopsie-daaisy
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# She'll stripoff the human skin costume
to reveal her lizardy scales.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# AINT NO CUNT LIKE-A LIZARD-CUNT!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Everybody get down tonight!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# IT'S RAININ' LIZARDS..HALLELUJAH!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# hahahaha!
creams pants for the second time in the same number of days
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Getting a leg up on the competition !
*legs it*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# woo!
that's class!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Clicks* Edit: You're wearing my *click* button out ;-)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# ban this sick filth :D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# dorty minx
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# coooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*rubs thighs*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
The eyebrow wins it completely...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# the dirty mare!
No wonder old Phil has such a spring in his step :)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Lovely!~
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Might.
In any case have this:

(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:51, archived)
# send him to the tower!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)
#

(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# pff
Busy at work JJ?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# RIS
He's looking at me...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# O_O
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# MONOBROW!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# atleast it doesn't have any tits
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
#

(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# pfffft
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# oooooh... so it was all planned :D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# She has a "ta-da!" look on her face
:D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# ...
At least I didn't have to resort to "tits or it didn't happen"
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Exposed !
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Hot.
Would.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)
# hahahaha
nic brow
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
*bookmarks for Mr Veritas*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Nice grinny grin grin !
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Messing with light sources...

More
I'm home sick today...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# why am i looking at your light source?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Why not?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# is it shopped?
is it funny?

no.
if you were a noob, you would be kicked in the balls so hard right now, you would never come back... i see no reason why they can't and you can.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# pssssst
no balls
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# oh geez.. i know she's a girl..
that's not even... aatygft
just forget about it..
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# No no no no no
in this instance, I agree. Sorry KK, but it's a complete waste of a new thread, IMO. We've all seen your face a thousand times, we know what it looks like.

However it's her choice how she wants to come across, and she's clever enough to know that so meh.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Um, okay.
And if I said I didn't give a shit about what you, personally, thought because I don't like you? *shrug* Whatever, man.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# That's a shame, I thought you'd be able to take an opinion like that on the chin in an adult way
seeing as I explained that it *was* just an opinion, but fair enough.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Might I interject?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Hahaha that's like putting water on a chip-pan fire!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# yeah, but it's that time of day, isn't it?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# :D too true.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Well...
"You can post pretty much anything you like on b3ta, but we love to see your original pictures..."
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# You'd need to ask the people who comment,
not kk.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Because...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# in other words, you shone a torch in your face
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Nope.
I used my iPod. And a candle in some pics.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# catch her if she falls into the night...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# :p
I bet you don't even know what song it's from.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# i bet i don't even care :p
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Never said you did.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# none of the rest of us do, either
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Don't you open that trap-door!!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Hahahahah
what?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# 'cos there's something down there!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Is this a joke I don't know
or understand?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# You'd have to be a bit older and a lot less Merkin.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# *smooches*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Wotcher Duderino
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Probably
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Depends how old you are
Are you old enough to have watched Trapdoor as a child or are you just starting to wean yourself off of Lazytown?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# High School Musical's more likely, I think.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Yeah, what a child(!)
*looks around furtively and hides her High School Musical DVD - which she was given for Christmas last year - honest!*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# No, I meant with her being American
and LazyTown not being.... I think.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I think Lazytown is some kind of world project
trying to incorporate as many countries as possible. French/Belgian acrobat, American girl and puppets they change the voices for depending on which country they're in.

Edit: Anyway, I'm off and shouldn't* be back until all the rejigging of VAT is done

*This doesn't mean I won't be back at lunchtimes. It just means I shouldn't. :OD
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# French acrobat, that must be what I was thinking of.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Lazy Town is as American as racial intolerance enforced with firearms.
/ understands the irony in branding a whole nation as racially intolerant
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# doesn't make it any the less accurate, though
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Oh jesus.
Fuck that shit, I hate it with a passion.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Cos there's something down there!
Gees!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# ...
oh.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# why am I looking at your light horse?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# *shrug*
Cos it's looking at you?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# can you tell it to stop giving me that look then
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Oh, right, yeah
Sorry 'bout that.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Long time exposure ?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# No.
Self timer, no flash.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# If you take that into photoshop
and mess around with the levels
you'll get a much nicer finish.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Yeah?
I tried messing about with the levels, and I got this... :/
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# fair enough
the camera noise is a bit distracting

It looks like a touch more contrast would reduce the speckling problems and add to the atmosphere
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Hmm...okay.
I'll give it a go...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Why are you not actually at school if you are capable of internets and playing with cameras and fire?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# This would have been worth the new thread.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# ^this
with more flames
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I'll slip it in up there somewhere...
Cheers guys!
:D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)
#
flames napalm
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Well flickhered !
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)
# i can't access your profile
can get to everyone elses though.... weird, will try it at home in half an hour
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:57, archived)
# I'm so, so sorry...mainly to q4nobody for flagrantly ripping his work off.


(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# you should be
:)



Any better?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)
# It'd be more difficult making mine any worse, frankly.
:(
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Hahaha I just noticed you neutered him!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# My contribution to world peace...
that's a bit harsh, actually.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# *ABORT*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Reverse Evolution...
...can have terrifing results. No need for apologies, the fetus wasn't mine . . . honest!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# If the hat fits René . . .
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# nice man!
I'm gonna put this here....hope you don't mind

(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# she got some big lungs
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# coooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*rubs thighs*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Or does the hat wear ewe?
Hmmm..
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# It just might wear ewe out . . .
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# heheh
very nice
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# pffft!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Hat's on and off to you sir !
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Just noticed this. Wasn't loading for some reason.
Very nice!
:D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# heh heh
he's tickled pink with the levhatation
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Theo the Fetus!!
"I'll tell you where I'm at . . . . . . I'M IN!"

(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
Very nice.
:D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# last one, don't know if it worked.. miniature wild west street
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Woo! But are you sure it's not Hackney?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# dunno, never been there
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# that's the Wild East
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# wiki-while
wiki-while-wild-west
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# omg pedo penis
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# haha
Dragons Den ftw!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I was considering "ENTER THE DRAGON?"
But it just wouldn't have been right?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# :-)
no this one is fine.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# ^ Cock
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I assume that he likes to assume that position . . .
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Hahah
officelaughoutlouds!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# *aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAHAHAAH*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# 100K for 40% of my Woo
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# 35%
if Deborah's get's involved???? (raises eyebrow further)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# nicely
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# da da da durp!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Oh Oh Henery !
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# SNAP !!!!!!


edit/ as i've just said to freebs, by the power of gaz, henry is now officially a proper meme, we're starting to get henry binduns now. yay for henry !!!!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# *prides*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# It's about time!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Soz, bindun
Great minds though etc
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
www.b3ta.com/board/8805791
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Bindun, but... (see below)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Worth the wait ;)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# i've heard that it was ET that shot first?
:D

Woo!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# sorry gstq
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# ha ha!
your magenta member reminds me of this...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# haha! santa?!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# hahaha love it!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# ahahahah
office loled
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# she's a dirty old cockmouth
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# hehehehe!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Is it just me, or
shouldn't it be lit from the side or below at night time?

but they did the same thing here
ie.youtube.com/watch?v=B0PFRqC5gao
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# The source pic limits your options.
I found trying to get that effect compromised the detail.

Or something.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# haha - rp teimz



EDIT: I FAIL!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# did prodge ever did an alien sock?
oh! that explains it :D i was RISing like crazy
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# that's a neato what now right?
EDIT: fear my ninja skillzzzooorrrzzzzz

EDIT2: Sorry, I'm in an odd mood today. I haven't had any coffee.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Haha, ninja redex!
Thought something was missing
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# haha
very good
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# That's great!
:D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# lovely!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Well, i know they been done a lot recently
but I though, well why the hell not.

So I tried that small scale effect thing with one of my photos.



Click for bigger (48KB)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# works great. every time.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I don't know why it works, but it does
woo!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I'm using GIMP
so I haven't got the first clue how to do one of these.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# untie him and lead him to a terminal with Photoshop
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# *ding*
....that's the right answer!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# lol
and take the ball out of his mouth, you'd do much better collaborating on this with him :)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# It does not need to use it's mouth to use it's hands.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# For a brief moment, I was going to ask how you knew this,
but then I thought better of it.

;-)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# 'it' might have some input?
regarding upcoming works? you could always put the ball back in if you didn't like what it said?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Oh well
if I must.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# nice
but i'm getting a bit tired of all these focus pics

like that time we all used autostitch and kept posting loads

but u made the effort and wanted to show it ;) it looks cool. something not quite right, but i don't know what it is.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I can never get this to work..i suck at tilt shift
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Pinball machines are bitches, aren't they?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# see :(
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# The thing is, that's a great pic.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I think there's not enough contrast
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# you need more cowbell?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I think that works quite well. :)
If anything I'd have focused a bit lower down, i.e. less blur in the foreground, but it's very good...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I didnt want to put henry out of the focus though :)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Hahahaha never even spotted him!
Well done!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# i thought i better get him in there
to get my 2x bandwagon multiplier
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# A-Ha!
nicely, sir - I looked, but didn't spot him.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I know it's a trifle late but I'm going to add my efforts incase anyone is spazzing back.
I was rather proud of them.

...and...
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/61146/1212839524/modeltown2.jpg

I love these and yours is a welcome addition. I don't agree with the argument that just because it has been done it isn't valid in its own right.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)
# well i guess i am guilty of spazzing back :)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Found this in me pants this morning...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# awwwwww
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Aw!
Did you put it back there when you'd finished with him?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Yup!
He's in there right now ;-)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Well don't forget to feed him
or he'll nibble on what's available.

TJ: FUUUUCK! The 15% VAT comes into effect on the 1st of December! Six days to change the accounting software, bring sales up to speed with how we're going to treat existing quotes and future quotes and update thousands of prices in our contact management software - while doing my usual job!

Don't expect to see me around for the next week or so.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# just keep the same prices ;)
and make monies
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# That's what I said!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# he finished with him while he was in there..
then took him out :)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# eep!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# i didnt used to
believe in tarsiers!!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# *enhuggles*
he's lully
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# ARF
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# did anyone rape you recently? :D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# my gf while i was sleeping
but usually I like it...so It's okay
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# i see.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I want him sooooooo much!!!!!
:D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# aww
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# The Christmas licking-cow knows if you've been naughty...

(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# oooh wet nose on my barse
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# TGMTRH
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# what?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# This Gets My Thingy Really Hard?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# That Gives Me The Raging Hummus
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# you heard.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# You!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# me! eh?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# *has confused self*
I must have meant Me!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# you sod
I just chked on my coffee
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# hehehehe
my evil plan worked!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Tigers Gain Mass Telepathically Right Here.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# this is pure FWM :D
woo and click
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# *puts figure up its nose*
*dribbles*
*wishes for a pony*

(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# *kills it with flaming spam hammers!*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# that's disturbing

Henry will click as soon as he's Thawed out
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Aw
That looks really sad. :O(
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# It's a long long road...


Hope Bloop doesn't mind I used his trees.psd source image
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# He needs a Skateboard
:D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# He's speedy gonzales when he's walking
on a skateboard he'd travel at the speed of light!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# like this?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# ive seen this man around a lot recently, who is it?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Henry
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Henry who?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Just Henry.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Henry Taylor
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Robins, surely?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# heh - is that Stephen Fry?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# HENRY
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahaaa!
:D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# run Henry RUN!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# cracking!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Sorry Henry...

(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# LOL
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# no no no NO !!!!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# you bastrd
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# NO WAI !!!!!!!
*sads*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*click*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Turns round....
and bends over...

Woo!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# ork!
moo
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# That's no bull . . . err . . . wait a minute . . . yes it is !
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Important information about space.


If you had a go-kart that could take you anywhere ever, where would you go first and what would you do?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# No poems?
:-(


*captain no go to space, then*

anywhere ever? Sheffield, November 30th, 1984, about 1 in the morning. So I could tell the doctors I was coming out the wrong way and to give my mum a caesarean.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# HEY WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW. I guess you could get a space-poem license.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# That'd be good.
It's spoken word, so it's cool poetry. None of this wandering lonely smelling like a cloud, floating like daffy duck etc.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Extraordinary!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# home
and have a wank
yesterday
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# your place,
to have sexy teim with you.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# WTF UR SPASE IS ALL GREY M8
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Nuh uh.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Yuh uh.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Beige, innit, really.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Nice eye-poppage!
:D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# whehehe
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# i woudl go to space
no go karts in space
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I would go to a automobile dealership and buy an automobile . . .
Plus . . . at least there is plenty of space in space !
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Nice.
:)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# ha cool.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Today I'm mostly experimenting around with different stuff in Photoshop.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# woo
thats ace! :D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# that's rather nice composition there :)
I like that
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# that's like
legal seams :D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# very nice sir
*claps whilst standing in office & looks like an idiot*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I do like that :)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Gordon reveals his pre-budget plan (in the form of a pearoast)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Ha!
although Jilted John told me he was a moron
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# he is a puff
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Damn Nazi Cowboys!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# *tut*
They're everywhere!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# *hears happy circus music"
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Do you mind sir...
If I drop this here ?



I really don't know why I did it..

(there is a doctor in the house?)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Doesn't beat the
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# jesus stuttering christ!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# hmmm, Painter doesn't want to play ball this afternoon.
anyway:

significantly more.

(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# That's lully
Woo!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# thanks, Guv
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# for the guys who asked,


i wanted to try something other than buildings
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# they must be the devil to paint
:D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# that's why i always say
why paint, when you can shop :P
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# That's excellent...
reminds me of melting my Afrika Korps guys with a magnifying glass when I was younger*


*this last weekend, more likely.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# That works really well
shame on you for keeping it to yourself
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# that's ace
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Edit: Get him out of the way of the cute lassy!
;-)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# She has a face like a smacked trout supper...
...In that film
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# But you live in the Fens!
instant opinion invalidation...

Edit: I'm messing with you! You know I'm messing!

Edit Edit: The defence rests, your honour: You can hardly describe a smile like that as any kind of smacked fishy repast, sir.


(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# *tells you how it all ends to spoil it for you*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# ah - but it hasn't got onto the torrents yet....
nyer!

;-)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# 2 days, to go and a new 24 tonight to help pass the time
tv is good this week :)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Ah yes, indeed.
Did you catch Survivors last night, not too shabby, methinks.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I was pleasantly suprised by that
lots of glaring oversights and suchlike, but quite entertaining :)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# it's the BBC...
what do you expect?

;-)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Season 7 of 24, without flippin advert breaks every 10 mins like Sky does
David Dimbleby being the new Chair of 'I'm Sorry I Haven't Clue'
Sean Pertwee being the new Doctor Who

That's what I expect. Mind you, that's not what is likely to happen...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Course it has.
As screeners...

Reasonable quality screeners too

Also: iPlayer is NOT RealPlayer

*blows a raspberry*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# That's not what I said.
It uses the flash plug-in as a wrapper to leverage Real Media streams.
and I should bloody know, I was on the initial development team at BBCW.

*double raspberry trifles!*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I'm intrigued
That says it's not using it, and is using Flash purely with a VP6 (or H264) codec.

I know for local stuff it's still mostly RealPlayer, but is streaming iPlayer stuff really RealPlayer*

*I'm not questioning your knowledge, I'm just trying to clarify
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# My apologies..
Not trying to be arsey at all, it really is the most pig-awful lash-up in the history of anything.
The Beeb couldn't dump all their legacy stream-creation workflow, so they mangled the whole lot together into this abomination.
It was all born out of the abortive Real-based BBC.com (note the .com, hence commerical) News Service, that one had to pay for.
It's a disgrace, much as Joe S already pointed out.

That's why you get this awful degrade from H 264 codec, due it being delivered by one system, deployed to the browser via another.
And don't even get me started on the Mac support.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Listen live Radio
"Depending on your station, as detailed in this guide, you may be able to listen to a Real or Windows Media Audio live stream. Real may adjust the bit-rate depending on your connection, but we offer live streams at 64kbps."

A lot of the local live streaming stuff needs Realplayrer
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# 'Tis true
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# She looks like that boy that was in the Borrowers.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Is there something wrong with me?
I think she's very cute.

*books therapy session*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# No, not in the slightest
I just really don't think she's anything special.

As for the body, meh. I'd honestly rather have someone with a bit of meat on them.

OH MY GOD I MUST BE SO JEALOUS etc. Nah. I'd rather do me, really.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# i'd rather do you to.
so it's a deal then?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Hang on.
What van? Get in the who? What's that guy doing with that tranquiliser gun?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# *bzzz*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# hang on a mo...
You're far more lovely than she could ever be.
I should have made that clearer...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahaha bless you
I wasn't angling. It's just usually if a bigger girl says that she doesn't think a thin girl's attractive all the boys cry 'JEALOUSY!'.

I'm not jealous. I had a 16 year old's body when I was 16, I don't need to have one now.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Angle all you want, honey
I was only saying what I find to be true.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# :D you're a lovely chap.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I'd like to hurt her
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Class response, sir.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I'd like to do her some harm
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# OK, reading you loud and clear...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I'd like to leave her needing hospitalisation
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# she has the most beautiful body tho
have u seen her in hitman?

edit: she's called OLGA wtf... forget what i said. bah. disgusted.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I have indeed, and she's a definite BOBFOC
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I did a lol :)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Olga.. what's the problem?
she's russian.. all russian/ukranian chicks are hot (until they reach 30.. then they become fat and dandy)

ex1: Mila Kunis
ex2: Mila Jovovich
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I think you need to hand your penis in,
you're obviously too shit to use it.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# BOGFOSTS
Body Of a God, Face Of a Smacked Trout Supper
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Bogfosts sounds like some Cornish music festival
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# It is
it's held in Mevagissey a month after darkie day
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# in other news
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# hee hee..
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# pffft as well
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# pffft @ your pffft
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha, awesome :)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# My life, that's a bit beautiful.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Thank you, Pickle!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# *hug*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# that is one highly woo painting sir!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# mos' kind sir.
Ta!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# flan-dabulous
:D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Cheers, sir!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# ...and my word it's got some staying power at the top of the board.
I was beginning to think my f5 button had finally given up the ghost.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I'm amazed, frankly.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# COR!
If that's NOT playing ball etc...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# *seethes*
Bloody brushes keep resetting!

but, thank you...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# PHWOAR! :) and a belated 'ning...bloody work...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Wow, thats lovely!
I tried my first vector picture this afternoon. I'm quite pleased with the head, but the body is not very good.



Any tips would be appreciated.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I really like that
I like the simplistic quality. I think sometimes with vexels and vectors people can be tempted into making them too intricate, whereas I much prefer an approach like yours.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Thanks
I didn't want to get too ambitious on my first go so the simplistic approach was a necessity more than a choice.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# thats very nice
don't rush it as you need time as i discovered with this...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# holy mother, that's good.
\o/
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# :D
I really like that. I guess it just takes time to round the edges and stuff
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# That's your first?
I don't think you'll be needing many tips, sir. That's great.

My only thought - and this is merely a personal preference - would be to round some of the sharper corners a little.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Thanks very much!
Some of the sharper corners were intentional, some were less so.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
#
low poly?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Poly mor?
sorry
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Polyunsaturated?

(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I like it , but I think the background colour
is a bit too close to the blue on the wings, so the shape of the bird gets broken up visually. Other than that it's great.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.
:)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Holy fuck that's top
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Thank 'ee
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# very very nice
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Cheers, Archie!
*pokes with stick*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# That's a WOO for you sir

*clicks*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# *cancels render*
;-)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooo!!!
:-)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# that's ace
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
and a mighty big woo to the original poster, whoever that is, i scrolled down and forgot
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# cor
thats ace!! :D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Thanks Rev!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Dahlek!


I still read his stuff!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# nicely!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# me too
aces!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I'm a Dahlist myselfe
When I was nine I read Uncle Oswald
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Best book ever.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# NAZI!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# T'other one
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# it's awsome!
i've made like 10 today.. but didn't post them. because it's not really b3ta related.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Why not?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Post a couple
not everything on B3ta has to have kittens & CDCs
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# post them in replys :)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# *pulls*
*pulls off*
*sheepish*
*sticks back on with sellotape*
*runs*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# don't worry
tiss only a model
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Camalot! ?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# lets not go there
it is a silly place
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
#
*sticks back on with sellotape*
*places gently on top*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# ^ NICE!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Thats a bit woo there
how you make it?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# photoshop
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Is it like
an image filtery thingy?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# That ¬
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# many thanks sir
/wanders off for a read and a play, CS3 is on this lappy top
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# it's called tilt shift :)
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Right...
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Isn't the Dark Crystal 2 out soon?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Is it? thats fucking A!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I thought it was,
but according to imdb theyt have only recently begun production :(

It was first announed like 3 years ago now! Boo!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Found It, should be ready in 2009
" the power of the dark Crystal"
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)

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