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# using the seal creator from the links board
defyingdarwin now have a seal of quality that we will be posting

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I have some quality seals
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Where would we be without his three songs
crazy, the one about the rose and the other one.

Musical genius does not come along like this often...bask in the glory that is seal.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# killer
...although technically Adamski
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Indeed.
Re-released knowing it would flop, but then in years to come all the radio stations would play his version
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:19, archived)
# just played
it to my office T.U.N.E
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I don't really know what this is about...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Arctic Monkeys

see what i did :D
(Mack only paint, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# that's a chimp
and you just said the "m" word
i'll get the number of that donkey card for you

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)
# ape not in artic?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# You failed.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# You are cheaty cheat cheating
like a cheat fountain. YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# ? why cheating

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Good use of Photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# yep, you used photoshop!
fnar fnar!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# :(
Its all paint my friend, smokin apes are hard to come by. meh
(Mack only paint, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Paint is a sod, decent effort,
try Paint.net, much more usable. A nice* person pointed this out to me ages ago.

*there are a few here, honestly
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# welcome new person, good effort

/bucks the trend
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Aren't you a sweetheart!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Is this your monkey...... chimp?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Smoke it like ya mean it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)
# pfft
chainsmokin'!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# must have
bin dun
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh dear.
EDIT: WHERE IS I YAM FRIGGING BUCKET :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# *gurns*
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# hey up you
did you happen to catch Empire on the telly box on Sunday... I noticed it was on and I thought of you -- naked -- with a pot of cottage cheese...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# O.O
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Pfft!
No, I didn't.

I really think that I never will :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# oh you will alright matey chummy pants
you fucking will - when you least expect it

POW

"hhmmm - this DVD of strange Spanish film seems oddly American ... wait a minute - this isn't Vampyros Lesbos Sexadelic Dance Party"

*you shakes fist and curses the name Prof. undercover ... which isn't even my real name*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# ha
that works very well... I don't like the idea of a chemicals company telling me to 'take care' ... shirley threatening your consumers isn't good advertising -- where's Grunty?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# But it makes us look beautiful
if we take care and use their chemicals!
/gullible
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:06, archived)
# well - okay - I personally can't wait to look old and weather beaten
I keep going and standing in the wind and rain and I get kids to throw sand and glass at my face*

*I'm too scared of them to ask them to stop
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# yes!
Like gullibilium!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Yes!
I smear it all over my face before I go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Ha ha ace
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Take care just a little bit tighter now baby . . .
something just might POP !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*office lols*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Garnett or Ghandi? "fun" with the new xbox 360 avatars...
Photobucket
(thx1138, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# i like your name,mister 1138
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# May I call him Siggy?
*backcombs her hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Bill and Ted?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Finally. A trophy for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# *busts move*
*busts additional move*
*enjoys wylde stallyns* (spelling may vary)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# strange things are afoot
at the circle K
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# So basically not your own work?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# hmm, that's a grey area
I didn't see anyone complaining when the board was full of "lol look i dun made a cock on spore lol"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I would have done
but no fucker ever pays attention when I whinge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# stop whinging
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# oh, that's not fair.
I always pay a
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Fancy a game of Connect Four?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# ok. I WANT TO BE RED. I'M NOT PLAYING IF I'M YELLOW.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# yellow beats red any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# you wish.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Not for piffling things like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# piffling?
underestimate the importance of which colour you go when playing connect 4 AT YOUR PERIL.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I'M FUCKING COLOUR BLIND
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I'm not.
*racists*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# fucking pure blood Arian diamond shuffler
you can't stop me from reproducing!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Best game I've ever had
Me and a good mate - been mates for years, and were sharing a couple of joints. We were LOCKED into it - not so much C4 as chess, and it was his go. We were both staring at the board, working out moves, counter moves, and strategies, when, without moving, he suddenly went - "Oh! I've won!" hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# ha ha ha
and that's how he became GRANDMASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# This was actually C4, though - that's the sad thing.
We were just so mashed we were taking it that seriously hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# yeah - C4 Grandmaster
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# similar experiences have been had by myself.
I played stoned chess with a mate, thinking that since the only game I had for the PC for a while was Battle Chess, that would make me an expert. He whipped me in about 20 minutes, which is when I considered that playing against, and beating P2 (controlled by me) on Battle Chess, does not necessarily mean that I am good at proper chess.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# yellow goes first
therefore truth
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Harrumph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# sorry, where were we?
There was a bit of fluff floating on the air, it distracted... oh look there's another.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# please stop looking at my downey fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Father fluffy bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# these ones are small and far away
which is why you can't see them - but trust me, they look great
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# lol
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# yeah,
or a picture in Photoshop...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# heh, it's good
But is there any way to uninstall that new experience shitcockery?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Here's what you do.
Take XBOX by the bottom left corner and the top right corner- remove all wires from the back and lay carefully on front step. Kick it the fuck into the road. Get a PS3. \o/ Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# elitist?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# It's a viable way to get rid of whatever's annoying him about his XBOX.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# er,if he killed himself he'd never be annoyed by anything ever again
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Another valid point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# vote for mandatory suicide of everyone who isn't me!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# You'd better be on good terms with your right hand then...
assuming you're right-handed...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# i'll struggle on somehow
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# for the record, I ENJOY being annoyed.
So I'm going to keep the fucking XBox 'experience' to spite you all.
Oh, and books-wise, I demand that you all go out and buy anything by Charles Stross. The man writes a damned good book.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# try the Classics.
Just because it's old doesn't mean it's crap.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# If it doesn't have a FTL spaceflight
or a mutant sex robot, I just ain't interested.

(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Or B: read a book.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# ^ this
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Get with the times, Cardinal Wolsey
;-)


Books are good, but it's nice to have other things too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Fallout 3 has entirely justified my 360 purchase.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# It's on both consoles, no?
I was playing a demo of something that may have been that the other day, it was good. I don't think it was that though.

The gun could raise and lower the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Possibly
but it's buggiest and least attractive on the PS3, (The Xbox360 and PS3 managing what equate to only 'medium' settings on the PC version according to bethsoft but the PS3 one with lower texture detail and no AA due to memory and shader limitations) and on the least attractive controller. Also, only the PC and 360 will get downloadable extra content.

Also, no, Fallout 3 had no such feature so I doubt you're describing it. Still, I heartily recommend you play FO3, I just finished it after several days of slog through the wasteland and... dear god that ending was depressingly beautiful.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Ah well.
I'll console myself with MGS4 again. I'm still not done with that game, I'm trying to play it with NO alerts on hard at the moment.

The words 'very', 'fucking' and 'hard' don't begin to cover it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# *highs your five*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Fallout 3 is more reliable on XBOX than PS3
Tragically for console junkies it's 100% awesomely better than both on PC, as is everything other than singstar and driving games, unless you've got a steering wheel for your PC in which case dude, seriously. ROCK.

(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I doubt I'd be getting it anyway, to be honest.
It's not really my sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# it's very good, but I concede that it may require
"my sort of thing" attractiveness to get one to play it wnough to unlock teh funs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Not my sort of thing?
I thought post-apocalyptic survival horror with guns had global appeal ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# No raising and lowering of ground encountered yet.
- suppose it might be that I've not got a big enough gun.

I strongly recommend the game, whatever platform. I've been told that it doesn't run quite so smoothly on PS3, but that could just be rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Can't be the same game, then.
That's a shame, I was thinking' fucking hell, a penis game with an interesting feature' but alas. Whatever game I WAS playing the demo of, I recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# penis game meaning first-person-shooter?
where the gun is the cock?

if so, hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Nooo, watching blokes play those sorts of games
their penises get closer and closer to the telly. Hence 'penis game'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# how odd
I've never noticed my button mushroom getting closer to the telly when playing.

Ah well. Perhaps I'm not playing naked enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# bums shuffling forward on the sofa, I think
rather than cock magnetism.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I'm an oddity there
the more into the game I get, the more I relax back into the loving arms of the sofa.

Dave does, admittedly, end up with barely 1mm of sofa supporting him as he tilts madly toward the TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# i think
that you're describing what the cap'n is referring to

legs sliding forwards off the sofa as you relax more and more into a suppine position
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# impressive lurkage
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# ^ What she said

3 posts in 4 years....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
#
she it
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# ^ What Shit Said ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# yes*
*no
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)
# PS3 FTW!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Alf Ghandi
TJ:

Another boring model shot but I need some advice. I've been staring at this for so long, I've lost focus. Does this work? What do I need to do to make it better?

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# YOU'VE lost focus?
xD hahahahaha
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Badum Tsh!
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# sorry ^^ it's lovely
hey,if you lose focus of something that's out of focus,does it come back into focus?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Fulham
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Jamaica
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I dunno, because mine aren't working now either
www.b3ta.com/board/8970574

I think the problem with that is that the objects in focus are too far away, the brain won't accept it's a model...

(but I don't know really)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I think yours was just a difficult source pic
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# You're very kind
I think I just ballsed it up
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I think the clear non blurred area needs to be smaller for it to work.
also the blur is a bit gradual. It should be slightly more obvious where the blur begins.

but tis still looking good :)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Righto
Shall continue to play... maybe tomorrow. Must do some actual work now
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# this is gggrrreeeeaaaattt
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:20, archived)
# raaawr! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# He's only a tiddler!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# baby cloverfield?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Did you leech this image?
geddit? 'leech'?

He's a cute kind of leech/lamphrey/evil blood-sucking thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# :D in my head he has Pavarotti syndrome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# TUESDAY!!


FEEEEEEGARO!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# :D is it in your head too now?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# eeeeelephants yeaaah
elephants,elephants
eleeeeephants yeah
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# *real lols*
*again*

I'm like the Captain Wow Appreciation Society :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# \o/ a fan!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I need a badge and stuff now
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I'm not making one, that would be terribly vain...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Well just some signed glossy 8x10s then...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
#
glossy laminated.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Awwwww
...but you wouldn't want it anywhere near your nubbin.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# yay tilt shift monster!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I appear to have lost the knack...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I think the OP is a difficult one to use..
because the plane of focus would be where the yellow lorry is. so you don't have much room to blur beneath it, which is the key.

Your other one was the one of the best I have seen.
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Piccadilly circus?
Yours is better by miles!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# liverpool vs utd?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Looks like
their pants are around their ankles! Woo!
(Nelson Apache Cocaine III has no artistic talent whatsoever!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:20, archived)
# oh hai
pretty one
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# There's a [insert noun here]
in the Thames!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# *surprise manhugs*



Jessie says hi too :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# better late than never . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Waaaaaaaaaaaa
eeeep
(loltard Pfft, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# awww
he's beeeyootiful :)

*chookles under the chin*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Raawrr!

apologies
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# bye!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Aw
He just wants to be friends

Or to star in a porno.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Try as I might
this creature does not and will never scare me.
He is too cute :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# lovely lovely lovely!
shai-halud!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:18, archived)
# mallet's mullet


or

(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Tiyiy Mawep.
That's what I used to call him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I knew someone in the eighties with a hairlip too.

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# More a case of me being a toddler.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Easy, Joan Crawford, I'm a grown up now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# get away from the window mother
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# mother,are you there?I love you.I never meant to hit you on the head with that shovel
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# R to the IS?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Actress who hated kids.
Adopted two, abused the hell out of them. Well, one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# O icy.
You've got to admit kids are crap at fighting, though. My nephews are learning karate, and I could have them any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Most kids.
I punched my dad in the knackers once.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Haha
:)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Knew a few of them back then too.
(what with being one before anyone says anything!)
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Sweet breams are made of these
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Oh cod...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Come on,
there's a time and a plaice for puns like these.
(Mr._Pickles, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I'm herring you, dude
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# This is neither the time nor the plaice...
EDIT: Aaargh mindpissed!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# You were trout of your depth

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I sea bass-ically what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# He haddock coming

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I hake puns
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# They're all cod
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# *Offers towel*
Here, dry yourself off with this.
(Mr._Pickles, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Gak.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Who am I to fishagree
oh dear. *hits self*.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# That first one looks a bit like Charlie Sheen! :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# at first: wtf?
on closer inspection: hmm you're right + *boak*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# :DD
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# HAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Oooh that's a bit fucking posh.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# WAH!
Not seen that one before...

Gave me quite a shock as I was scrolling down through loads of harmless Timmy Mallets.

nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# It was my entry into the 'shop Thom from radiohead' challenge
Cheers all, I was only replying to the minister. Bless yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Steal my thunder will ya?
I was just harmlessly trying to steal someone elses.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I didn't meeeeean to.
I like yours better, if it's any consolation.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Nooo mines rubbish. Yours is well better!
Do you lickadickaday? heheehe
/primary school
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# *snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# OMG!!!
*hides behind sofa*
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Nicely!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I'll be in Hull if you want me...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# pfft! top fontage
www.b3ta.com/board/8970406
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Pfffft
It's on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# i am a mong and this is my song
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# :)
Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Activate *serious mode*
Why would anyone want to play this, when they could actually learn the guitar?

/deactivate

*belms*
(magaski has been lactating since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I agree, most definitely.
In fact, I have a suspicion (having never played it) that it would be harder than playing a real guitar...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# billy bragg
says that his strumming action helped him slaughter his son at it, but then his son picked up a real guitar.
Slash and others have said it is hard going from proper guitar to this.
it's quite an enjoyable game, it helps with timing, but not with chord play in anyway
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Timing? What's that?
I play lead guitar, it's "across the rhythm" :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Hmmm I count five buttons available.
22 fret guitar, 132 possible "buttons".
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:37, archived)
# >cmd serious=on
Dedication, attention span, etc

cmd serious=off
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen
Mr. William Axil Rose.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Hat day!
(loltard Pfft, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I wonder
Who wears the think ring of blubby trousers in that family!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Spandex probably.
She'd look good in a shell suit.
(loltard Pfft, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I dunno but on their honeymoon they had to stop going to the beach
because Greenpeace kept trying to push her into the sea...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
#
hoap!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I'll po this here...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Hahaha
That's bonkersmad!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Haaaha
Brilliant!
(loltard Pfft, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Woo
(loltard Pfft, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Yay!
I love google images.
(loltard Pfft, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# you can't gild a lily
gild a lily polish a turd
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I like it
It frames your face beautifully
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# why am I looking at my family album?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Bless her. Bet he loves her more than most people will ever be loved.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# A hole's a hole.
Except when its a cave.
(loltard Pfft, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# o.O
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# is wookey hole
a cave or a hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Ask chewbacca
Oooh, I've just had a horrible image idea... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I thought wookies were a-sexual.
I bet she's got hair in all the wrong places an all.
(loltard Pfft, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# DANGEROUS, it is.
You know that metal bridge they've got in some of it? Hundreds of feet above the floor of the cave. I'm frightened of heights, so was doing well to be ON the damn thing when some chavspawn started jumping on it behind me.

To be fair, his mum proper lamped him and apologised to me, which was lovely. I think she knew that if she didn't, as soon as I'd got back onto cold, hard floor I'd have ripped his insides out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# wise words...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Aw...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# could be
but he doesn't look too happy in this pic IMO
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# True, they'll probably be together for years.
Defying peoples expectations and prejudices.


(He won't have much choice)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:29, archived)
# *real lols*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# put it back in the lake
sorry. hull please :(
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Birdcat's....NOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# awww!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Hahahah his silly little front legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# precursor to the mighty T-Rex


/bolan blog
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I have a big head, and leedle arms!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# * Topples over and smashes his face into the floor
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Oh noes! Birdkats!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# pfffff
this one is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Sorta fail really
He keeps trying to eat himself.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Birdcats?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# noice
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:28, archived)
# woo yay:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:33, archived)
# prrrr nice pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# O_O
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Saggy boob badger!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Nice shadow work.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# ^^This
I was admiring the shadow. This pic is also woo!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Ostrich hides in tabby.
(nice shadow)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# thank you sir
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I hate myself so much :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Ummm, I dunno really!
www.fab1.net/t-hawks/meet-zm.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# ah
i see
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# the master of disguise?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# no thread wastage for this'un
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I was expecting the baby face to be Rob...

* What are you, my paintshop bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Silly WB
Everybody knows that rob has Gadd in a bag!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:22, archived)
# ? RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# He's still learnin'
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# LET THERE BE MOID
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:20, archived)
# in the beginning..
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I did another one with paint.net.
can i see moar of yours please? I plan to do some college work based on this stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# this is very frigging good
whatever you have done with the colours makes it look very woo :)



mine have been rather poor so far;
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/69968/1227562005/dcmodel.jpg
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/69968/1227562019/dc2model.jpg
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/69968/1227561977/vegasmodel.jpg
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/69968/1227545258/japanmodel.jpg
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# thanks :)
I saturated it, and then changed the base light curves..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# It helps to up the contrast a bit, I find.
makes things stand out more.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Sharpen (in photo menu) can help too.


(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# the vegas one is sweet..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# little people
*squash*

Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# cor!
why does this work?


I'm currently glossing the wood work in the office
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# That's great, could you link to larger - I would liek to see the detail of how this s done?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# here you go :)
still-scripts.com/photoshop/faking-miniature-scenes-using-photoshop/
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# thanks
unfortunately, when i resized and optimized it i forgot to save the original :(.

I don't do it in the same way as the tutorials..

I use 5 or 6 duplicate layers blurred to different scales and delete as required..
It gives you a bit more control over the shape of the blur.
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# That's a bloomin' good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# i have to say
after going to pic circus for the first time in my life a few weeks ago, a few of the screens could do with updating.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# yays
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# noice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# You did that in paint.net?!
Ye Gods that's good work.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# that's rather brill
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Chewie likes to serve you.

Yes, you right there.
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# so would
Chewie tits
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# i'm not a cheap date you know
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I'll have a cup of tea
and pehaps a cheeky yet piquent ham and cheese sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Last one from me today (you'll be pleased to hear)...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Aaaahhahaha
*click*
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# eh?
*checks filename*

*collapses under weight of GIGANTIC spanging pan*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# that took me a minute
woo!

View Larger Map
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Very droll...
Does this joke come in muslim flavour?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# jihad to ask
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:12, archived)
# pfft

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I hear Fatah and Hamas have joined forces to become Fatas
this works better verbally
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
*punch*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:16, archived)
# HahahahaSLAP

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I'm sorry*
*No I'm not
Polished Turd
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# is he produces golden turds
he can sell them to save the economy!
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# But is it a cursed golden turd?
Like the one on American Dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# It's going be great!
Something that cost £1 will now cost 97.5p!! It sure will stimulate me into giving even less of a fuck than I did before.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
# no it won't
but the shopkeeper will make more profit off it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Haha, that's the spirit
But it will actually cost you 97.875p
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# It's just too exciting for me.
Just think of all the meth I can buy with my savings *dreams*
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# ^^^^ this
Being a maths nazi, have been insisting it's a 2.13% cut in real costs.

And you know how we all go crazy for those 2.13% off "Everything must go" sales...
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Yes, I know I can't draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Insurwoos!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# haha! ace
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# You MORE THAN...
...make up for it with Wooey Hummus! Have a *click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# brill
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha
lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahaha awesome!
and

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Pfft!
Hello all *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# \o
hello
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# ^that
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# fantastic!
w/y/h :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# </lurk>WYH!
*clicks*<lurk>

(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Doncha think?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:53, archived)
# all the time
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# well it's certainly not bloody ironic
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Eh?
*checks filename*

Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# for some reason
i read that as "Doncha Wish"

then i started singing in my head "Doncha wish your turkey was hot like mine"
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# For mash get Smaaaaash!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:56, archived)
# He's the Ironman
doing all he can
to create a sanctuary
and a hooooome
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# there are only 6
spoons
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:00, archived)
# there are, at least, 6
spoons
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# no
there are only 6

the others are just matrix coding that's telling us it looks like a spoon
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I'm always losing spoons.
I don't know where I put them.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# well dave
might i suggest you stop scratching your arse with them, and if you refuse to do that, then at least stop having a good scrape around up there
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Didn't see this.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:26, archived)
# thanks, ma lassie
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Please mind the gap


Anybody else see it?

fitnesstoblog.blogspot.com/
(adam lynch, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I see it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# It's not enough to SEE it, you've gotta BELIEVE it!
Do you BELIEVE it? Do ya? I can't hear you all the way over there, I said do you FEEL it!?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Hmm. It's a tough one, so many possibilities,
but I'm going to go with a man who gapes his anus apart with both hands in some kind of 'goatse' like pose?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# They must know!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Whoever came up with the Wii Fiend code idea needs a shovel to the back of the head
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Me no...
... understand! But it looks groovy. What is it?
(red_hindley hates opinionated weather forecasters, etc., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# If you own a Wii and you'd like to play a game online
you have to use something called 'friends codes'. Essentially a unique number for another player. You can't just drop in and start playing with anyone. It is a giant piece of shit to use.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:55, archived)
# you can on guitar hero
but there's no interaction on that beyond the playing of the game.

think the friend code thing is to protect kids isn't it?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:01, archived)
# it's to protect Nintendo
from the Americans and their trigger happy law suits
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# have they updated the friends channel?
/"hasn't played with his own Wii in a while" blog
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:54, archived)
# in other news....Henry caught kicking corgis- asked to leave
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# No, he is to be Knighted,
for services to 'shoppin.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:35, archived)

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