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# Da da da da der der, da da da da der...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# ahahah
i'd play that for a dollar!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# cheeky pea
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] There's always one at every office party...

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I want to be at a Christmas party where they're serving Tangle Foot!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# God yes - me too
... cripes - it's my Christmas party next week!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Ours hasn't been decided yet
But I'm hoping to steer them towards a meal at a pub on the hill which serves Golden Glory and Honeydew on tap along with various bottled ales.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# good call
if you ever get the chance I would recommend that you try Wall's End Brown Ale (which is very nice) and Innis and Gunn which is heavenly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# ZOMBIE ALLIGATORS!


Inspired by this conversation with Joliet about Zombie Alligators
b3ta.com/board/8989902
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# ZOMGBIGATORS!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
#
Zombie Chorus Line
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Tits and Ass!
You know it's all about Class!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# They are strange!
In other news, does anyone know a way I would be able to fool a website into thinking I am in Ireland? I wanna watch the new Podge and Rodge :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# use an Irish proxy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# And how would I do that?
/totally lacking any technical knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
#
www.aliveproxy.com/proxy-list/proxies.aspx/Ireland-ie
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Thank you sir.
I shall try those now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Speak with an accent and say "grand" a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# But what if I want to be sure, to be sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hahah
irist!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# say things like
"ah it's yerself so it is to be sure" and then dance a jig... then use a friendly Irish proxy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Ah bejaysus!
DO you happen to know where I would find an ROI Proxy?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# now den
if you go down that road there to be sure and you take a leff... no wait - yes - no - yes - you take a left and then a right until you come to Michael's farm - now if you end up at the tree which looks like the blessed mother you've gone too far.

also - no - I'm sorry - I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Ah feck.
I only went and fecked it up!

Never ye mind, I'll just head into O'Shaugnessys for a pint or 20 then go home and eat some potatoes or somethin!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# \o/
hooray for mildly racist stereotypes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Is it still racism if your mum is a silly paddywhack?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# probably not...
my would be mother-in-law is Oirish - so I don't think I can claim a strong connection with the place or it's people (although Galway is one of my favourite places ever).
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# eat some Lucky Charms for breakfast
then f5 it
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# would zombie alligators
be any worse than living alligators?

I mean, they'd be slower and smell more, that's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# ha ha
^this...

Zombification would make alligators less of a threat... and more into well choreographed dancing by the looks of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
I think I love you!

*kerlick!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# so this is how to make women fall in love with you
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Flowers, chocolates and zombie alligators
it's a winning combination.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:28, archived)
# *takes notes*
is the order important? ... also - when is the right time to -- you know -- hit her with the bolognese and red wine?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I just had to do it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Why* do they suddenly walk upright?

*and how! I mean...tails?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# because they are zombie alligators
..duh!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# surgery on the spine... wider hips?
training wheels?

an intricate system of pullies?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Coming soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# where did you find that pic of me?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# on the register
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# you are used to transport coal by rail
AICMPF
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# good ningles fair freebs of freebyshire
how are ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# The transporter series
WORST. FILMS. EVAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# How does Jason Statham still get work in Hollywood?
I really wish he'd drop the voice, obviosuly picked up in the 'Christian Bale needs a strepsil' School of voice coaching.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# by having a bald head and talking in a stupid fake gruff voice
Its worse than Bale's batman voice!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# damn, I edited just before you typed that
mindpissage of the highest order there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# :O super-pissage of the highest order there
Its so bad though. Bale was {this} close to ruining that film with that voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# yup, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought so :)
it was highly distracting in several places
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# See the Dark Knight at an Imax screen
and you'll forgive almost anything.

Holy Satan in Hell, that was good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Indeed.
I ruined my throat on the way home from that film by talking in 'the voice' for the amusement* of my friends. Ordering a burger at the drive through was an interesting experience :S


*they may have got sick of it after 3 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# he's cheap?
and he doesn't mind flinging himself around... I saw Ghost of Mars the other day - he's in that too with Pam Grier and Ice Cube.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Pam Grier is ace, Jackie Brown by far the best film Tarantino has been involved in...
/controversial
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Yes!!...Jackie Brown is an awesome film
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# ooooh
that is controversial... I agree it's underrated. His new one will star Brad Pitt... also Machete isn't being made until sometime next year and it's probably going to go straight to DVD as a trilogy (or so I read).
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Vastly underrated
solid casting throughout, really well written story, and the dialogue is superb.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# you're right of course
awesome film.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# ^this... just
My other favourite is True Romance. The script is magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# 'cause ees a cock-en-ey barrow boy innit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# They should just get Danny Dyer instead!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# or put them together in a room facing one another
and hope they cockeney each other to death...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# yooawwhite?
yah ahm awwhite - yooawwhite?
yah - yooawwhite?
yah - I just faakin sed so dinneye? You taking the Mont Sont Michelle or wot you faakin NONCE
CLARET!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Applesnpearsapplesnpearsawwwwrightgeeeeeza
'ow'reyoumeol'darlingiveyouaponyferitapplesnpearsinarighttwoneight-BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# ave sahm cockerney anatomy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# haha
I just saw the Danny Dyer pisstake on links last night. It's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Now hang on...
...aren't you forgetting 'Police Academy'? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# What
Police Academy was brilliant!!! lol
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Sorry, but the prize for worst film ever
must go to Alone In The Dark, by the maestro himself, Mr. Uwe Boll.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I can top that:
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale -
Uwe Boll AND Jason Statham
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Ah, yes.
Maybe so - I've not seen it, though.

and, in all honesty, I don't intend to.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Don't. It'll scar you for life.
/seen it, and I'll never get that time back
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Cheers for the heads-up.
I must say, though - it wouldn't be high on my list of 'must-see' filums.

Now, on the positive side - I can highly recommend 'Traitor' with Guy Pearce & Don 'what accent did I have in the Oceans 11 franchise?' Cheadle. Good solid thriller.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# *to the internet movie mobile*!
*batman swirly noise*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# there are thousands of really thrid rate films...
I've barely been able to sit through anything Uwe has put his hand to... in fact I find it hard to think of a good computer game to movie cross over...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# But what about 'Doom'?
*fails to suppress hysterical laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# ha ha ha
yeah - right up there with street fighter and mortal combat.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Horace Goes Skiing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# :)
someone should make this film...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# cameo appearance by Konrad Bartelski
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Resident Evil
wasn't too bad in places, that's the closest I've seen.

The worst? Mario Brothers.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Mario Brothers had an awesome theme tune though
... roxette?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Yes, Almost Unreal by Roxette.
Originally meant for a Bette Midler film, but ended up on Mario instead.

Ah, Samantha Mathis...
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# House of the Dead
shocking, absolutely shocking film. I bought it for 30p and felt ripped off.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I'd like to add Gangs of New York to the list of nominees
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# With the ever reliable
Daniel 'I can do any accent, me' Day-Lewis on hand to ham it to the heavens.

Bless him.

He was alright in There Will Be Blood, though. Well for the first 9 hours, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# perhaps you were expecting kafka
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I'd got some cake in and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Nope, that would be James Bond
Face it, the world, they're utter shit.


I'm right and you're all wrong. Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I'm glad I'm not the only person to NOT enjoy Bond movies
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# hahaha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Slid off my scooter this morning.
Got an itty bitty graze on my shin, a dent in my pride and battle-damage on my bike.

I wanna draw Chloe. It'll make me feel better.
Suggestions on a theme?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Recreate your bike accident with Chloe
only heightening the DRAMA of the whole thing.

EDIT *sympathies*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# scooter?
one of those metal ones that the cool boys use?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Chloe in mechanics overalls (ill fitting) fixing a bike...
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Damn black ice
It's Satan's freezer out there today.

Draw Chloe beating up Mr Freeze with a cricket bat.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# If you hit Chloe at 40 miles an hour there's an 80% chance she'll die.
That commercial, starring Chloe. Go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# good ningles cap'n my cap'n
'ow ya diddlin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# a fat titted mechanic trying to fix the bike but her fat tits keep getting in the way..lol!


glad to hear there's no real damage done :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# plus....
tits.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# also...
tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Chloe covering herself in cream
then running naked through the Houses of Commons, while being chased by a group of papparazzi and an elderly gentlemen who is smelling of spearmints.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:53, archived)
# :)
One of the first Chloe pics ever drawn.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# needs more Houses of Parliment :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# poor chappie
is it even possible to control a scooter/bike if it hits ice? ...

as ever - I'd like to see a hedgehog experiencing disappointment, a snail who refuses to compromise, a fox with a heart of gold, a kingfisher with a dark past...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# A swan with murderous intent
an ocelot without honour or mercy
a cricket with a perilous secret
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# a mouse with a huge stash of porn
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# ... the entire cast of Fame in wheelchairs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# The flids from Fame
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# mouse porn...
Jenni (3 months) is a fun-lovin' fieldmouse, she's into climbing, running and dining out, see her totally nude outdoors inside!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# a rat with a broken heart
an obese stick insect ... a whippet with doubts...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# *ponders 'a whippet with doubts'*
hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# an ostrich with an obsession
a capybara holding in the pain
a axotyl striving for perfection
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# a kitten going the extra mile
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# a weasel with a plan
a llama in the first throes of new-found love
a naked mole-rat fighting a terrible addiction
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# a plucky goose which succeeds despite it's naivete
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# a manatee who, while having had many adventures in exotic lands and seeing sights filled with wonder and majesty,
yearns only for the simple comforts of home.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# a Robin who knows all too well the solitude of reponsibility
as he sits perched on an old fence stump over looking the river Tay and with his watchful gaze protects all the villages there abouts from certain disaster
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# a newt who festers in silence in a dank prison cell, surrounded by the wails of the lost and forgotten,
awaiting his chance for escape, and the terrible vengeance he will enact upon those who betrayed him
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# bomberman ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Thats not JJ, its The Stig
Or maybe JJ is The Stig...
(Wize, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# shame you didnt hurt your arse
with this lot kissing it all the time it would be better in minutes

(just joshing)
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# pig herding.
or join the soviet army. or the australian rangers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Draw her making my bosses suffer
or else putting me out my misery

/suspended a-fucking-gain
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# haha
though i doubt you'll want to... would you care to elaborate?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I'm not sure I can really, at least not without a lot of context
but basically I've been suspended over doing my job, reporting something that needs documenting but leaves me vulnerable to accusations...and they've gone right ahead and accused me.

Despite context. Despite history. Despite the staff team I was on with being witnesses to it being appropriate and my line manager categorically stating he believes I am innocent. And it's the second time they've done similar, woo hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# i was hoping you worked for a criminal mastermind a la blofeld
and he had suspended you over a pool full of sharks
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Oh, that too

Standard procedure apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Suspended?
Do tell.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# As above, can't really
sorry to vent headlines without details!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# whaaat?
what for?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# QUICK! TELL THE INTERNET!
Hahah, the shame
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Whoops/ouch
When I wrote off my old Peugeot 309 (1989 edition!) I was extracting it from the wall when a girl on a scooter came down the same hill and fell off after hitting the same patch of ice.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# ...and you told the police that the crash killed her
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# And that the force of the crash ripped her clothes off.
How did you know?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:11, archived)
# (very) sloppy seconds
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# and your trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# oooh, ouch
I have only ever fallen off my bike three times in the ten years I've been riding and all of them on ice or snow. (The last fall broke the engine casing, leaving a nicely lethal ice/oil mix on the road for subsequent travellers...)

Draw Chloe sky-diving, but instead of packing a parachute she's mistakenly taken a rucksack full of toblerones. Luckily, a conveniently parked flatbed truck that's transporting the world's biggest ever jelly is there to safely break her fall.

EDIT: I think a blancmange would work just as well as a jelly, provided it's strawberry flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Mmmmmm
jellyblerone.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Bestiality?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:20, archived)
# you're doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Chloe
and a flamethrower bracelet

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Ouch
Oh noes! I hope there weren't too many witnesses, or you may be on YouTube by the end of the day...
(I helped save b3ta! VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Chloe on her birthday
Or jumping out of a birthday cake.
On the ice theme, howabout her showing us her ice skating skills?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Ouch
I'm not entirely sure what to suggest. D: I think I had a better idea yesterday and I completely forgot... I think I'm getting old...
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Two words...
"Nurse Chloe"
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# NEVER give an old lady toffees...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# LEAVE MY GRAN ALONE
actually, don't. She's a twunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Can I date her>?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# can I date-rape her?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# I don't want to date her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# she'd only beat you up anyway.
that's how she expresses love. with swear and hitting.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# you forgot 'salad tossing'
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Sounds like my Dad's mum
fucking lunatic, she is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# is she still virgin....
I love demented virgins..
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# MY DAD'S MUM
My Dad = Not Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# damnit
I was only joking :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# 'ning loveliness
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# *bows* morning chap
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# you still haven't replaced your pics on your profile
hang your head in shame
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Come on, everyone knows what I look like.
Cross between the female Rob Manuel and a young Penelope Wilton.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# *googles Penelope Wilton*


ooh very much would
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# God damn
*filths*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Aye, but only half.
Rob it up a bit.

(My mum looks like Penelope in Shaun of the Dead. Scarily so.)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# My dad looked like Robin Williams in Mrs Doubtfire
which is why that film always makes me cry

/biography
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Now that's an interesting post.
Ningles Mrs Liet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Ningles good Captain!
All ship shape and bristol fashion?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# My bristols are looking dead fashionable
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# VAT sorted, car sorted, Halls are decked with various Christmas fare
Things are looking up!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I can't picture that
I'm not sure I want to
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Yes you do. You love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# half of it
no offence Rob, but you don't do it for me
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# He is very handsome in his glove and hat combo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Julia Deacon
Is one of my 'I really shouldn't think like this but I bloody would' s
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# *googles*
this one?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Pfft no, but
*BUMS ANYWAY*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)
# she's lully
She looks a bit like Britney 'I'm on a show all about singing..so I'll mime my song' Spears
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# She's a dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# For that amount of puff
I would french kiss that woman
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Give me 60 or so years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I'll bet you look even hotter than this babe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# I'm going to do granny porn.
Hot young chaps on tap. Marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# when you're having sex then
even your face jiggles
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Ning all!
Quick bash at this tilt shifting doo-dar.



(Horrid original quality so left it wiiiiide)
(nom_nom_nom, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:30, archived)
# It's very nice
but it make me think...
when does the starwarssing stop?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Live long and prosper
(except you Montycunt!)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Two days before the day after tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# The Star Warsing never stops on B3TA
Could be worse though - At least people don't go on about Star Trek
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# K'aplah!
wait till the new movie comes up (oww yes, there will be coming a PREQUEL!).
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# It's not strictly a prequel
the storyline has been out for months
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# don't want to know it yet
its about the start of the old series, so that's a pre-pre-prehistoric thingy innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# the threat comes from the future, hence why old spock is in it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# SPOILER !!!
ARCH
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# it's hardly a spoiler, having been plastered over the internet and tacked on to the end of the new trailer
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# good old stormtroopers
(pdjpdj, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Hehehe
Ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# he done 'im for fun.
up the bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Ning
Fairly close to the wire I'll admit.

But nothing like the heap of fail going on down VVVVVVVVV there.

*adds trouble123 to ignore list*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)
# My list was down to about 3 until recently
It seems to be shooting up alarmingly (Winehouselol)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I know - mine's almost a full screen length now.
As is my ignore list badum-tish!

But yes I think I'm getting more intolerant with advancing years...

*buys Daily Mail*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# not sure I'd equate child rape with thread waste
obviously thread waste is an abomination!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Well unless it's dropped off the bottom of the board then there's something a little more srious than threadwaste further down.
If it is off the bottom, good. I really wouldn't recommend searching for it (NSFW alert)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:33, archived)
# dammit- couldn't find it
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Might have been modded by now. I hope.
Certainly not what I wanted to accompany my first brew of the morning and casual scroll through the night shift postings.

I mean it's always pretty unpredictable when you're going through the 2-8am posts, but ewwww...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Pfft, on a similar topic:


Ooo and lapland New Forest video
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3543914/Santa-and-three-elves-attacked-at-fake-Lapland.html
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)
# FREEZEFRAME @ 00:35, that kid looks like he's holding up a gigantic cock.
When I read about the elves getting into a fight yesterday, I PMSL.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# speaking of a white christmas...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
# 'ning /board ...have some zombie
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Omnomnomnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:10, archived)
# huuuuhhh..rrrrhhhrrf fururrr braaaainnnnzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:10, archived)
# that's totally nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)
# I love zombies
I wanted a portrait from Toats but didn't hear back. But I won't sulk.
*mopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:12, archived)
# nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Needs salt
Woo to the mofo-ing Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)
# haha
lovely, looks like shes enjoying it
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:18, archived)
# hahaha
she looks fairly smug about it too!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
# pfff that's great :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:21, archived)
# this has made my day
nomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:32, archived)
# class.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Mmmm
Maccy Ds for lunch, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Ning guys

It's my birthday, it's also Ozzy's birthday!
Guess who else has a birthday today?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:32, archived)
# ozzy!

Oh yeah, Happy birthday btw :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:34, archived)
# I like this
It makes me think of Ozzy going around tickling people
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Happy birthday Ellie :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Fucking Myrrh
What the hell am I gonna do with Myrrh? Get out of my sight :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Oh, and...

Obviously this isn't my work, but I think it captures the essence of December birthdays very well.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:54, archived)
# yup :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Are you a fellow Decemberite?
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:02, archived)
# 29th :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Shiiit
You're worse off than me!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Brother-in-law's birthday is on Christmas day
but he's a cunt so I don't feel at all sorry for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:13, archived)
# So was Jesus ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Must be something about people born on that date
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:19, archived)
# TEchnically...
Wasn't he born on 6th december or something? they just moved it to marry up with a convenient winter pagan festival on 25th?
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:03, archived)
# How old will you be?
Hmmm, maybe the 69 is a clue.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:13, archived)
# half that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# 34 and a half?
Is that like my mum saying she's 21 and a bit. It's just that the bit gets bigger every year?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# do you have a paper towel for me please?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Not on me, no.
Will a copy of the The Star do the job?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# probably... though it would have been better before the fact.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# 34.5?
*brain asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
# 23rd myself
which is a bit rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:16, archived)
# me too
24th :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:27, archived)
# mazin!!
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# happy birthday E.B
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:54, archived)
# I'll just drop this off here then.....P.S. Happy boifday & you also share it with DARYL HANNAH. (The one-eyed psycho-bitch in "Kill Bill")
www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/rocker%20ozzy%20hits%2060_1088362

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Ooh
I also share my birthday with Mel Smith. I should get all these cool people together for a party!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:08, archived)
# And PAUL NICHOLAS
('80's heart throb)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:30, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:32, archived)
# awwwwwww
is this 5 minutes before he rapes him?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:54, archived)
# GIANT FOETUS ATTACK
:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:55, archived)
# UNHAND THAT CHILD, GIANT FOETUS, YOU SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:57, archived)
# peado sleigh
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Nice.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Britain's oldest B3tan is on BBC today

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Mehehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:25, archived)
# I yam 6...
"it's my b3ta birthday!" So it says in my profile.

61 posts in six years isn't too excessive, is it?
(alloydog, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 7:28, archived)
# Have you bought new shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 7:33, archived)
# don't lie
the internet hadn't been invented 6 years ago you fucking noob cunt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 7:34, archived)
# good!
now buy an icon
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 7:41, archived)
# 6 years and no donation? you heartless swine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 7:45, archived)
# Say toats
I'm in a digital post production class and my final project (in after effects) requires animated text... which I'm very much squared away with. My question is, how can one make 3d text? Not like a flat, 2d word manipulated in 3d space - I mean actual 3d letters, with depth and everything. Like in the classic windows screen saver. Would you happen to know how to pull that off?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 7:48, archived)
# with a 3d text plugin
I've never had the time or money to learn AE so don't know what it's capable of, although I would assume it was capable as it's got 3d space with cameras.

Here you go..... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yimdi6QOSAc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 7:52, archived)
# oh CHEERS for that mate
this is exactly what i needed
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:05, archived)
# if you haven't had a look here, I'd highly recommend it
I've done a couple of tutorials, but the outcomes were shit because my camera is shit.

www.videocopilot.net/tutorials/all/
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:28, archived)
# you'd have a lovely candle icon
if you'd put your hand in your pocket over the last six years you tightwad
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 7:46, archived)
# Should there be a picture?
I do not see a picture :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 7:53, archived)
#

Now post a picture of your wallet
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:09, archived)
# Can you
get that bloody cake thing out the way?
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Tight
wad
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:43, archived)
# donate then you tight bastard
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 5:37, archived)
# THE EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY WATCH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 5:51, archived)
# Very good
Everyone has seen this, right?
i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/Maggie59/9-11-01--TheEagleCries.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 5:53, archived)
# i have yes
i love these things
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:03, archived)
# ARGHH GLUE IN MY EYE YOU FUCKS
ARGHH FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:20, archived)
# ALSO:
Made In China
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:23, archived)
# ALSO:
xkcd.com/512/
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:35, archived)
# I hate those comics
but I love them too.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:37, archived)
# Ha ha
excellent.
It's cold here. I'm sick of winter already.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:37, archived)
# i'm rocking a hot waterbottle/old man 'clarks' brand slippers/oversized dressing gown combo
and i was doing the crossword earlier. i'm pretty much ready for the nursing home.

my fat bitch mum took the last hot chocolate sachet though. :( :( :(
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:45, archived)
# Sachet?
She was doing you a favour. Get some proper cocoa in. It's the pure shit. Plus it fits better with the whole elderly vibe you're going for.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:51, archived)
# No... it looks like a hyper-linked string of text....
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 7:00, archived)
# put that put that cookie put that put that cookie put that put that cookie put that put that cookie
DOWN.

DOWN.

DOWN.

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN. COOKIE DOWN. DOWN. PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 5:58, archived)
# Synchronized blinking
!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:24, archived)
# hahahaha
looks so lovely
(Cotmweaselee, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:29, archived)
# Woo to natural eyes...
or close up -
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:59, archived)
# Insomnia pattern


Click for bigger (187KB)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 4:18, archived)
# it's eating my brain!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 4:24, archived)
# That's
pretty fucking evil
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 4:32, archived)
# Polygonal Saarlak.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 5:01, archived)
# Festive eldritch noms
Edit: My my, there's a lot of cock down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 5:03, archived)
# woah dude im having an acide fuck hypoalergenic drugo trippon trippon on balls man
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 5:09, archived)
# tie die weed dick flashback 60's vietnam fuck you dick
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 5:18, archived)
# Animate it.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 5:23, archived)
# trouble123 is postbearboner i just had an acide flashback and my brain rattles around in my skull.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 5:28, archived)
# cuntass
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 5:39, archived)
# well I'm just drunk.
I feel gipped now.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:03, archived)
# if this is ur blog its fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:21, archived)
# dude it totally is
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:25, archived)
# awww fuck srsly totally
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:29, archived)
# oh no
i can't stand it
(Cotmweaselee, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:31, archived)
# sorry about the artifacts -- i saved it a 2nd time with high compression :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:21, archived)
# heh, these are just creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:22, archived)
# My eyes did a mashup of your name and pedro.
Pedobear :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:32, archived)
# i miss scat rat. where has he gone?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:34, archived)
# Haha.
Hey kids, it's time for that weekly radio show with the crazy greek guy!

hrbinc-low.streamguys.net
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:39, archived)
# listening!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:41, archived)
# You have a certain affection for these don't you?
they creep the fuck out of me...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:41, archived)
# yes, however...
I do other things, but my captors won't allow me to post them here.

edit: actually, I like that the source material is usually very high res (~ 4000-5000px) which makes feathering drop-dead easy with my old eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:51, archived)
# whatever
the reason... I like em! =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 4:01, archived)
# i like real girls...
...with real legs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:42, archived)
# And boobs the size of human skulls?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:51, archived)
# wow
these are so crazy
(Cotmweaselee, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:32, archived)
# i'd be aroused by these
if it weren't the thought of being crushed by their amazonian legs like a coconut in a vice
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:44, archived)
# Tony Dodd,
Tony Dodd, does whatever an rnb star does.
(trouble123, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:15, archived)
# No
this is terrible.

Second rate shit Dr. Dyslexia grew out of years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:19, archived)
#
years months
but she did it well
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:25, archived)
# No, the hey day of the Dr. D waste thread went by the wayside a year or two ago I reckon
she still does it for old times sake though.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:27, archived)
# she?
really? she?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Dr. Dyslexia is a lady
very sexy too, I hear
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:32, archived)
# lies...
...(pics)?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:35, archived)
# You know that picture of that big breasted woman you have?
Looks just like her.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:43, archived)
# no way!................................................................................ i'm in love now...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:45, archived)
# PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:04, archived)
# careful....just the mere mention of him/her name will summon her/him
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:35, archived)
# hholly shit balls.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 5:09, archived)
# SEXY SEXY LAYDEE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:13, archived)
# if weren't for our goddamn progressive society
we'd know right from the start that she couldn't possibly be a doctor

/not really sexist blog
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:46, archived)
# i thought that
mebe im a sexist fuckup, i dunno
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:55, archived)
# you is
now u get none
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:18, archived)
# hahahahahahaah thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 5:08, archived)
# I'm mostly being mean to the troll
I like the thread wastes. Fuck these threads, man.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 5:11, archived)
# he is a way boring troll, what is his game? i don't get him.
i do like his postbear picture, but thats all he has to offer. fuck this guy.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 5:25, archived)
# You're not even a fun troll :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:29, archived)
# *kicks*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:31, archived)
# NUKE IT!!!!!!!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:09, archived)
# an atomic bomb, shirley?
Also, thank you thank you thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Death to all Attention seekers...

(except me...:D...)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:15, archived)
# Your animations make mine look like utter shite...
No, no wait, they do that themselves. Nevermind.

Yours are fecking utterly woosome though
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:18, archived)
# practice makes (perfect)?...
...ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:19, archived)
# this is just what parents say to their
children who are shit at something.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:19, archived)
# don't be lazy!...
...GO TO YOUR ROOM... and practice!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:26, archived)
# it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
if your way is hazy

you gotta do the cookin by the book

you know you can't be laaaazy
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 7:43, archived)
# too harsh.
just cut off his/her head. slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:11, archived)
# imagine this.............................1000 degrees of pure atomic power...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:14, archived)
# naughty boy. you've exploded a particle of reality.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:15, archived)
# my finger is on the button...
...i have several grain silos packed with Atom Bombs... ready to go.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:30, archived)
# can i have the grain?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:36, archived)
# and i always thought you were against the grain...
...you old softy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Let's just see how many items in a tool shed fit comofortablly in his rectum
"Well you took that end of the claw hammer ok..."
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:17, archived)
# yeah...
...no lube.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:20, archived)

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