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# A jollyjack sketch rappolised.

Click for bigger and better.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Very nice young Rapey!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# DARLING!!!
*hugs*

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eq4OqGDGr0k !!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Hello Missy!
Hows you?

And you can have this!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm__9jUTbSE
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# i'm ok, madly in love with pete molarin tho...my friend knows him..i want to steal him!
bit tired tho.

hows yooooou?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# He is very good.
Not too shabby, apart from being deaf in my left ear :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# ooo ouch, how did that happen?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Dunno.
I was convinced it has been the case for the last couple of years, but I finally had a hearing test last week and I was proved right. I have an appointment on Thursday to find out why....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# she looks very sweet
and rather flat-chested for something that oozed from jj's pen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# This is great
Lovely aquatic colours.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Yay for amphibious norks!

and nicely done there that man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Is very nice but...
I don't think it's a JJ...

edit: It is a JJ and I am, again, full of crap....
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has everything?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, she's got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I waaaaaant mooooooooooooooore
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Listen to me!
The human world, it's a mess.
Under da sea is better than anyt'ing dey got up dere.

(P.S. I have a proper Disney recording of Shaggy doing this number. It's boombastic).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
#
The seaweed is always greener
in somebody else's lake
you think about going up der
but dat is a big mistake
jus look at de world around you
right here on de ocean flor
such wonderful things around you
what more is you lookin far
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# i'll admit that in the past i've been a nasty
they weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
but you'll find that nowadays
i've mended all my ways
repented, seen the light and made the switch
true? yeees
now, i fortunately know a little magic
it's a talent that i always have possessed
and dear lady, please don't laugh,
i use it on behalf
of the miserable, lonely and depressed(pathetic!)
poor unfortunate souls, in pain, in need,
this one longing to be thinner
that one wants to get the girl
and do i help them? yes, indeed
those poor unfortunate souls
so sad, so true
they come flocking to my cauldron
trying spells as do they please
and i help them, yes i do
now it's happened once or twice
someone couldn't pay the price
and i'm afraid i had to rake 'em across the coals
yes i've had the odd complaint
but on the whole i've been a saint
to those poor unfortunate souls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# i wanna be where the people are
i wanna see, wanna see 'em dancing
walking around on those - whadda ya call them? oh, feet
flipping your fins you don't get too far
legs are required for jumping, dancing,
strolling along down a - what's that word again? - street
up where they walk, up where they run,
up where they stay all day in the sun
wandering free, wish i could be
part of that world
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Les Poissons, Les Poissons,
How I Love Les Poissons....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# love to chop and to serve little fish...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# You, know that's Odo, right?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Quoi?
Edit: A quick check of google reveals that this is a character from Star Trek. So no, very much no. I did not know this....But then again, I do not really know the names of any Star Trek characters as I have never seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# methinks the raw fish wrapped in seaweed doth protest too much
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Pfft!
I know Kirk and Spock and Scotty and that is it I think....

Oooh, Picard too.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Rene
Auberjonois
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Up there,
There is so much room,
Where babies burp and flowers bloom.
Everyone dreams, I can dream too.
Up there,
Up where the skies are ocean blue.
I can be safe
And live without a care,
Up there!

Oh, no, hang on, that's not right...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# what would i give if i could live out of these waters?
what would i pay to spend a day warm on the sand?
bet you on land they understand that they don't
reprimand their daughters
bright young women, sick of swimming, ready to stand
and ready to know what the people know,
ask them my question and get some answers
what is a fire and why does it - what's the word? - burn
when's it my turn? wouldn't i love
love to explore that shore up above
out of the sea
wish i could be
part of that world
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Darling it's bettter
Down where it's wetter!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# take it from me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# If I asked for an innuendo,
would you give me one?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# any time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# take it from me!
Up on de shore dey work all day
out when de sun is layed away (or something)
something is gloating or floating or something
when blowfish is bloating

UNDER DE SEA
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# while we devoting full time to floating
under the sea!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# If you pick a pawpaw,
Or a prickly pear,
And you prick a raw paw - Well, next time, beware!
Don't pick the prickly pear with the paw;
When you pick a pear, try to use the claw.
But you don't need, to use the claw,
When you pick a pair of the big pawpaw.
Have I given you a clue?

Do do dee doo do do.
Ba-da-ba ba doo doo do.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# the bare necessities of life will come to you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# When you look under the rocks and plants
and
take a glance at the fancy ants
and maybe try a few
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Up on de shore they work all day -
Out in the sun dey slave away,
While we be devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under da sea.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Ah cheers you two.
Set me straight.

Shit now i need a disney song, STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Hakuna matatah (badabeebop)
what a wonderful phrase
hakuna matatah
aint no passin parade
it means no worries
for the rest of your days
hakuna matatah
what a wonderful phrase
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# it's our problem-free philosophy
hakunah matata
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# i love that film
i spent my teenage years as a dead ringer for ursula the sea witch, so it was either love it or hate it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Let me tell you something, little britches.
If you act like that bee over there... Uh-uh, you're working too hard.

So don't spend your time, looking around,
For something you want, that can't be found.
When you find out you can live without it
And go along, not thinking about it.
I'll tell you something true...

The bear necessities of life, they'll come to you.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# look at me
i could never pass for the perfect bride
or the perfect daughter
can it be i'm not meant to play this part?
now i see that if i were truly to be myself
i would break my family's heart
who is that girl i see, staring straight back at me
why is my reflection someone i don't know
somehow i cannot hide who i am
though i've tried
when will my reflection show who i am inside
when will my reflection show
who i am inside...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies.
Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain.
For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston,
And so nevermore shall we see you again.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# here lies the body of mary lee
died at the age of 103
for fifteen years she kept her virginity
not a bad record for this vicinity
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# /
Up on de shore they work all day
Out in de sun to slave away
Darlin its better
Downs where its wetter
Take it from me
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# So
If you wanna be startin' something
You gotta be startin' something
If you wanna be startin' something
You gotta be startin' something
If you wanna be startin' something
You gotta be startin' something
If you wanna be startin' something
You gotta be startin' something
If you wanna be startin' something
You gotta be startin' something
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# your breakfast at tiffanys earlier was dead good
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Yeah yeah
I believe that cheese on toast is a gift from the gods, its fucking amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Piffy, i haven't sworn at you in a while.
Fuck off pifface.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I like it
Nice underwater hair effect thing.
(I helped save b3ta! PoshMurder <goat head>, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Are you a QOTWer?
You have a surprisingly low amount of board posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# fucking wow.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Is that an insult or a compliment?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# oh very much a compliment. its incredible
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Oof thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Hate to be picky
but her left hand appears to be the wrong way round.

could be perspective
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Living up to your username i see ;)
Thanks, i won't change it i can't be arsed, but thanks for noticing ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Feels like growing up.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Awww!
I like this, but I thought you were going to ask us about the bird at first :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# R.I.P, Ollie
even though bagpuss gave me the horrors until i was 18 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# RIP OP
he has left us a great legacy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# psssssshticup


We were watching TV on Sunday morning and couldn't believe how crap children's TV is (except for Art Attack!)
Hope his stuff gets repeated more on mainstream TV.
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Also,
a thing on Flickr
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# That's top
Did you make it especially? Any excuse to play with lego is a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:21, archived)
# That was probably a year ago or so, for a show at STEAM museum in Swindon.
There's a battery box / IR receiver built into the wagon and a motor drives the big wheels, but it belts along and wheelspins because of them.

Got tired of the fuss over Thomas, Percy et al. (Al the Steam Engine? No, that's Latin. Oh.) which I also did, and seen copied around the world. Funny 'cos the parents spot Ivor, but the kids haven't a clue.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# That is cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# that is the best lego model i've ever seen*


*today at least!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Tomorrow you can look at the other (3) pictures in the photostream...
For a Buck Rogers Starfighter made out of Space Lego.

Then search for a pool called 'Vic Vipers' and see how crap I am compared.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Sad to hear.
Noggin the Nog still sounds like a euphemism though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# RIP
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# woo
woo
pshtcuff pshtcuff pshtcuff pshtcuff
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# <3 <3
*luvs* even if it is a bit Llanti-silly.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:58, archived)
# This
wins it for me
RIP Ollie
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] q+d, and now I feel slightly grubby.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# yes, but
how does grubby feel about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Davina looking her best.... Dead Set Vector for my Blog

trioxin.wordpress.com/
CFB (B=Blog)
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Very nicely done.
Very very very.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# That's the last time I took her out to a fancy Italian restaurant


nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# She's got puttanesca sauce all round her chops
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# mmmmmmm
prostitute sauce...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Yay!
*Italian food fives*
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# pumpkin and amaretti biscuit ravioli with sage butter ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Ooooh never tried that
But my tortellini rocks the god-darn house.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# i make a damn fine lasagne
and a decent carbonara
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I've always wanted to try a proper carbonara
But the prospect of scrambled egg pasta gives me the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# egg pasta is ok
but i find it a bit heavy. i've got a friend who just can't understand why my pasta doesn't stick together in one big clump. i'm damned if i'm going to tell her! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Wouldn't the biscuit get soggy?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# the pumpkin is very pulpy
and yes, the biscuit is crushed and mixed into the roasted pumpkin pulp, but it's there for flavour and a little texture, not necessarily for crunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# And it soaks up the syneresis from the pumpkin pulp
A bit like rusk does in sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# sausages should be pure meat, dammit!
bloody greedy supermarkets!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# OY NO WAY!!!
Rusk is an integral part of the British sausage!! Proper butcher's sausages have rusk in. That's why you don't have to prick them.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:30, archived)
# i know, but they upset my tum-tum :(
unlike those knobbly all-meat continental ones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# They are chuffing nice though, aren't they?
I used to live across the street from a Polish deli who had a marvellous selection!!

Right I'm off to watch Prison Break. No spoilers!!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Syneresis, I haven't heard that word in years.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# i've always liked devina
and what ever happened to gabby roslyn, however it's spelt

also nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Gaby Roslin
she's doing Chicago somewhere I think... lucky Chicago
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# indeed
and thanks for the correction, smart arse
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:00, archived)
# even as a zombie, she doesn't look any better
very woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Eeeeek
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I'm coming to get you!
Woo, nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# silly zeltergiset!
quim leak is not barbara!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Barbra actually.
not that i'm a pedant or 'owt.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# damn
george romero needs to learn how to spell women's names properly!
he also needs to pull his finger out and make a decent zombie film, the last 2 were shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# his latest has just wrapped
so should be out next year.

i liked the last 2 though.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Land kinda grew on me
but Diary sucked sweaty donkey bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# wow
curvy vecty brilliance
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# cor crikey. awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Ooh, thanks peeps.
This one was fun to do.
She does look slightly ropey in the show, but vectors can remove wrinkly blemishes!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:55, archived)
# oh right it was that was it?
is it any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# *cough* read my blog review *cough*
but actually yeah, it was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# yay!
first thing i see when i turn up here is this!
you spoil me, you really do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# The unfortunate consequence of a lesbian blowjob.
Period.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Shopped??
(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# well, i bought a quiche and some wine.
very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] We're going to the pub!
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# hahahah
good thing i saw this before taking my next sip, that would have been citric acid in my nose
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I've had her

uhm

I mean the horse

no wait
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# are you a relative of BennyHill'sLoveChild?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Bad marketing!
it is
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# haha how unappealing :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# W-treme Sports
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Watch out for that killer wave, dude!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Or(ca) what?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Or you'll gnarly escape its power!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# On stilts!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Or...
an Evinrude tied to its ass
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Whale On !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Whale off!
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# heh heh heh---havin' a whale of a time,how's the weather back home etc.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Supposed to snow tonight...
I have to finish the roof over the porch after work.

( I know it was a joke. I'm just bummed about the roof. )
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Squirrel wandbaggon


It's all Jamnog and also Mictoboy's fault
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# woooooooo!
i love this!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I feel a bit sick now after looking at it for too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# squirrels are the new black
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# So's me mum!
how're you, soosh?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Not bad.
Your good yankee self?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# yanking away as always
bit pissed off at the moment thanks to a clusterfuck in what was supposed to be my final digital postproduction class. The animation I exported from After Effects to Final Cut Pro had a framerate of 23.98 and for the life of me I can't figure out how to normalize the framerate to 29.97 so that the video and audio stay in sync when I export to Quicktime

Anyone here have a clue what I'm even talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Up, up, up, and awaaaayyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# excellent stuff
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# thank you for pointing me to the sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# my pleasure
it's a cracking set of pics
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hahahahaha!
splendid sir

edit/ also, what's the code required to add a link such as that under your image, i'm minded to add my previous buck house christmas stuff to my next post but can never remember the code.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# type the link
then press 'preview'
then edit the code that appears by magic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# <a href="http://yorlinklol">click here</a>


SCIENCE™ > magic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# no bother like
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Hang on there . . . have an acorn if you come down !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Skwerl!


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hawt!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Haha, I think we used the same reference photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Nice racks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# oooh nice! but I don't have any squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Hijole!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# A sub-species of the snitchfish . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
#


sir toast posted a better one a few days after me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah . . . just right !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# *adds to the squirrel mayhem*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
# wonderfully amminated
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# hubbah
(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# meanwhile back at the palace things were about to get nasty

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# hahaha
Bet she likes a good piss up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# up her what?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# her moss
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# up her cunt
when she does a hand stand and a piss at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# good
i am glad
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Outstanding work there

I want to know what happened next. Did she beat herself?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# she sat down and fell asleep watching herself on the telly
fine shoppage, by the way
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# "How did that gobshite get on tele?"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# probably pissed herself
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# you'll just have to wait and see
i'm sadly lacking in anagrams so i'll be mostly doing the queen 'til christmas, which'll be nice
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Phillip won't be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# hahahah
people drink that in America as if it were a high-quality beer


because in America, it is!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# hehehe

it makes me weep to see what kind of stuff they call 'cheese'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# you get used to it.
i'm a huge fan of muenster though and would pass up any so-called "quality" cheese for muenster cheese
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# at least it's all non dairy
all americans are lactose intolerant
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
#
lactose
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
#
tolerant continent

;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Now you know why they sell Stella here
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Great . . . a royal can opener !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# hahahaha this is good!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Oy!!
What are you lookin at????
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# hahaha
this is superb. I love your queeny manips.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# oohh don piano
thanks in advance for your compliments on my editing skills
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Singing . . . Nuts To The World !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I would like to compliment you on your editing skills :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# hahaha
squirrel/skateboard
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# ah
oops
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# no oops needed
you are not psychic, and i don't have exclusive rights on singing squirrels

you pic is ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# cheers
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# and I said, what about mnaarg anb arorne marrgh smerng
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I'm afraid that I would have to agree with you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Nmnnnnnngnnnggggg wtf!
Aces!
This stylee is nices
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# thanks muchly
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# cracking job you've done there, sir
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# thank you, squire.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# nicely put.
(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Amy
Winehouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# How very dare you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# No
big floppy dick
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# that was my first thought
until i realised even she hasn't started trying to inject cats into herself yet
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Looking good !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# How did you make this look good?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# me on my day off!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# It's all gone tits up

especially the arorne
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# you would.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Fuck yeah I would!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# ZOMG necrophilia
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Bah!
For the old Heppers, even death couldn't make her ugly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# you dirty boy, you want to hump (and it would be a dry a hump) a skeleton
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Jeeeesus that's fucking great DB
there's something very Ronald Searl about it

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# thanks very much
high praise indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# that's rather splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# thanks sir
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Great, especially the cats wiggly smile.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# quality!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# artsy..
I like
(Sabbie was bored until, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# God I hate that song.
For some reason it's one of those rubbish songs that comes back to haunt me whenever I'm really ill or hungover or feeling similarly unpleasant and takes up residence in my head until I get better again.
Smashing pic though, woo.
(tomsk, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Yay for slutty Little Black Dress!
very nice!

images.burningman.com/gallery/playaman.4066.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# like that
lots

moon river.....
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# We can't stop here. This is Hepburn country.
(Astatine, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)
# very cool style, more!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# If Helena Bonham Carter was in this film..
..thats how I imagine the poster would look!
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:37, archived)
[challenge entry] if i may just slip this one in...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# haha
daren't laugh too loud- my cellmates just walked in
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Needs more . . . on - a - rope !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# on - a - rope !
got me hanging on - a - rope !
repeat x 7
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# rest of that album was shite!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Boy George has been sent down?
anyho I'm off to watch some Blurry DVD or is that Blu Ray... nite nite sweet b3tans keep my seat warm for when I return on the morrow... or is that marrow?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# NIte . . . the heat is on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# *takes off rocket from the crypt record*
*replaces it with glenn frey*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# I'm still tongue tied . . .
got me hanging on - a - rope ! got me hanging on - a - rope ! got me hanging on - a - rope !
got me hanging on - a - rope ! got me hanging on - a - rope ! got me hanging on - a - rope ! got me hanging on - a - rope !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# ermmm


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Wiped out . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# its using the smudge tool in the worst possible way:)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Yeah . . . that ain't no chocolate smudge tool . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# pffft.
is it carla?
trunk freed at last
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# haha
*goes straight from now on*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# hahaha
Ernie Roberts' translation skills let him down?
(Tattsyrup, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# hahaha
rape
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Wanna see it again ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# hahaha
this is strange, i can't stop watching it
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# this confuse discomeats
discomeats go sleep now

zzz

nn
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# man with a plan
good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# ZZzznitezzZZ
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# *takes advantage*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Oi!
JAPES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# that's an excellent bit of jovialiteh right there
smiles ahoy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Very well animated but I is confuzzed...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Me too . . . I think that it's a rare form of Bhuda Bankink . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Faster!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Oh my yes . . . that's even more . . . more !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# He just wants a cuddle
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# kill it!
cunt it in the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Domo has been in the penguin pen again?
yay I would cuddle him but he looks naughtie!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# :-D
I want a herd of them in my backyard, all tumbling around

edit: should I have said in my "garden?" Don't want to cause any confusion like the crayon/crayon/colored pencil discussion.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I look at that and all I want to do, is drop kick it
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# What fur ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# It/they are breeding . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# under your bed
in your wardrobe!

behind your desk

what the fuck! your room's a menagerie!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# It's scaring me.
I have an overwhelming urge to set fire to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# now now, try and resist
*hands flame thrower*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# :D
that's two of us then-maybe destiny
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# *kills*

*skullfucks*

*ignites*

*skullfucks again*

*kills again*

*polishes nails*

*takes pictures*

*money shots*

*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
#
*         *
*profit*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
#
news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081122/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_china_panda
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# what a silly human
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# I think the clue is in panda BEAR...
sheesh
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# haha :D
that's the way i want to go
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Need to read the no pandering signs !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Use them like stickle bricks.
Mesh them together until it is just one sphere of feet and watch 'em go.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# job interview
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# brill
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Your mind is a strange but wonderful place
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# mmmmm cake
That is wonderful, can I live in your head please?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# sure
just move some stuff aside and make yourself at home
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Ta
mmm, it is nice and comfy in here
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# This makes perfect sense.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# "HI! I'D LIKE TO BUY ALL YOUR TRAMPOLINES!"
"SO SORRY, WE'RE FRESH OUT OF THOSE, TRY THIS AMPULE OF BERRIES FIRST"
"AHH, THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF"
"SOLD! TO THE BALLOON! 30 GALLONS!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# You're hired !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I like that.
Reminds me of this chap's sterling work.

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=21145
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# how very strange :D
shame he doesn't post more often
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Fantastic as always
Is that a Futurama style job implant chip i spy there?
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# no
it is just a big X he drew on his hand to help him remember where it is
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Applicants must be able to shovel cake into their mouths at a speed of at least 90 cpm with 99% accuracy.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# if anything i'm overqualified
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# YOU'RE HIRED
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# THE CAKE IS A WIN! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Some ballpoint pen sketches.


(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# You have brown pens?
Like WTF seriously!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Okay, lemme rephrase that
1 ballpoint pen sketch, filled in with pencil
1 ballpoint pen sketch, not filled in.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# LIES MONKEY ETC...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# that would be a crayon, fool :)
or shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Pencil.
But close x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# in merkin maybe
crayon here
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Oh fiiine
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I'm confused as to what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# coloured pencils are also called crayons
the other ones are called wax crayons, I am looking at my case of crayons in front of me, it says crayons
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# wait
do you mean you are looking at your box of crayons, as in, your box of colored pencils, or as in, your box of crayons?
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Do you want me to take a fooking picture for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# No, stealing is bad.
I would, however, let you make a photograph.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Anyone I've ever know has called pencils pencils
and crayons crayons.
Not pencils crayons and crayons "wax sticks".
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Everyone I know, knows coloured pencils as crayons
and wax crayons as ZOMG crayons
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Are you in France?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Why no!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# So why are you trying to meet up with me for sex in france, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Really?
How do you distinguish between crayons (colored pencils) and crayons (colored wax)?
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Fuck both of them
Whichever makes you coffee afterwards is the coloured pencils
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# crayons = coloured pencils, wax crayons = wax sticks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# thank you for that
*is not confyoozd*
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Pencil crayons vs wax crayons.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Theres only one way to find out...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# SWEATY SEX
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# and shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# shit, it's natures free brown, along with dirt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# and africans lol
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Hi redsushi
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# that's not a sketch of a ballpoint pen! that's a sketch of two humans!
and one of them's next to a tree!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Hahahah
this is true :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# sorry :D
animate them

actually your characters should be animated

I don't know what kind of adventures they'd have though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Hmm...
i might try animating. I don't know (yet) what their adventures should be, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# oh oh I know!
have them fight either dinosaurs with guns or sharks with laZer eyes

and be er.. ninjas or something

oh and be in a band

there ya go, all you got to do is sell it to adult swim or something :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Hahahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# fucking.



that is all
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Needs more MUTHAFUCKIN' WHALES ON FUCKING STILTS
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# HAHAHA FUCKING YES!!!!
YES!!!



YES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# FUCKING YES :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# hahaha
they can go for thousands of miles ....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Win . . . place . . . and . . . show !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# KILLER SHIT
Thats the adventures they would have, like JJs comics
ONly less tits and more killer shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I hope there's ninjas
there should always be ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Ninja shit
Like mr hanky, only more ninja like
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# But I think they would be more elite if they were
NUNJAS with Nunchukas practicing NUNJITZU
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# non nunchukku chucking ninjas choking chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Wooah my head is spinning
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# mine was spinning at the start
now it's making dents in the ceiling
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# some of these were done with coloured pencils I deduce - Sherlock Holmes
very nice Kitti
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Ah yes
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# By the looks on their faces . . .
they look scared of ink . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:11, archived)
# FUCK!
scary ghost on first pic!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# hahahaha
Yeah I didn't see that on my monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# the ghosts
only appear on my screen, they live in my chimney
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Very good :D
Do you ever make up band names just to see if anyone notices?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# you've not heard "Tumbling Birch"?
fucking punk rock!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Rectal toepunt is my favourite band name
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# not as good as "Gut Klemplatte Kopf Sheisse" though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I like the name "Nickelback" I think that band could go far
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
# now you're just taking the piss
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Good
I like those.

J0r sk1llz0rZ 4r3 |mpr\/1nG
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# biro tastic!
nings KK
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Was it really worth pushing loads of good stuff down the board for this?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# 'Ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# You like these scaly men don't you?
Kinda like JJ likes cartoon animals with teeets....

Eggy gussets is an eggcelent phrase!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Look the pies were delicious and I always keep eggs in my gusset
as you never know when you'll need an egg!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:04, archived)
# hahaaha
in danger, can you emit a stream of eggs to give the "distress egg fog" thus enabling you to escape in a moment of assailant's confusion?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Of course - eggs are very versatile like that!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# yup, fried, boiled, whisked, pollinated
the whole bag :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# If your car breaks down apparently you can go to work on a egg
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# you sit in the middle of the street beating an egg with a wrench and the authorities will have their way with you
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I like men in uniform
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I've seen those movies!
a fireman turns up

and there's hoses everywhere

mayhem!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Trust me on this one . . . gussets are way sexier if you upgrade to a standards . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:05, archived)
# that's a compliment to me:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Are you John Prescott?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# no-his afterbirth
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# *nauseates*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# sorry to upset
*offers sick bag*:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Desperation'
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# have you been speighting all week to make this joke?
speighting

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# yup...
one looong week
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# hahaha
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I'm going to hell for coining that phrase, innit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
*is ashamed*
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I like to feel, that it keeps his spirit alive
unlike his corpse

which is dead

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Bullshit
Neil Buchanan has him in his basement.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# I bet he does him to lots of different frequency strobe lights too
all in different colours

just what the hell is wrong with that guy!?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Oh what Japes that was Mr Meats :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:53, archived)
# indeed sir, alas our entry thru the pearly gates may be declined
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:53, archived)
# The Devil may give you a pearl necklace at his gates
if it's any comfort to you. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# ah, ya takes what ya can get
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Who gives a shit?
We got a word onto Urban Dictionary :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# \o/ we win life \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Unlike Mark Speight ofc.
~Hull blog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# let that be a warning to all the kiddies
if you overcoke your S.O., they may kark it

and you might be found dangling in a railway station

and as the police are often elsewhere, you could be speighting a long time before they find you
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Just finished watching V for vendetta. I liked it, not overly good but not terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# I liked the best bit
when that thing that NEEDS TO BE FUCKING BLOWN TO HELL gets blown up

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# I like the real life spin off the best,
featuring Anonymous.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# ah well
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I like the bit when he says "No".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# this is what happens when trigger becomes pm, innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I like the bit where he breaks down the bathroom door with the fire-axe.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I liked the bit with the sharks with fucking laZer eyes!
oh, that was a different film
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# I liked the bit where ring makes him go invisible.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I liked the bit where the fucking mechanical dinosaur pops open
and it's filled with fucking swat team raptors and they fucking fuck up the place with rpg's

man, fucking cool
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I like the magnet where the magnet magnet and magnet magnet magnet magnet.
Magnet.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Fucking Magnet Magnet Fucking Ninja Magnet Magnet Schmerg Merm Magnet
fucking SERIOUSLY HOT CHICK Magnet fucking Magnet Ninja Magnet and shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# ZOMG SHARKS WITH LASERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Jurassic Park 4
tho not sharks

and the guns haven't been declared publically yet, as far as I know
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# right, what did I do wrong?
4 ha, 5 is the future of DINOS
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# yup...
could be

but I can't be arsed to look at newer news on it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# BOOOOOOOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# ZOMG
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Well . . . it's noose to me !
Hang in there . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# just swing with it, daddio
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Necktie party at high noon !
Raaaaaawhide !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:53, archived)
# do i think your puns are good?
i'm a frayed knot
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# It's loosen up twine . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# nice one and welcome
you did provoke Han, though....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# oi han...
"Chespo kutata kreesta krenko, nyakoska!"
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# and the same to you
with knobs on
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# In the interests of pedantry...
they've dropped the "The" from their name, changed the font to Elephant and the colour to light green.
You're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# ..and a pedant..
.. is typically someone overly concerned with minutiae and whose tone is perceived as condescending.

But thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Cardinal SinBad Delivers Blessing. WTFlock???
Nope--just altar boys.

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I like cardinals
I hope they win the superbowl
But I cant see their defence being up to the game in the playoffs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Have sucked pretty much since they left St. Louis
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# The Rams suck balls
I think it will either be the Colts or the Steelers winning this year tbh
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# You're whack, man!
The Cards will slam dunk that puck clean into next semester.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# You mixed up all yankee sports there, you forgot the home run touchdown!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# That's a Cardinal Sin !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Nice beakwork--arrrrffff
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# This . . . is a cardinal post !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Cardinal ON a post ya mean?
Got the actions of a turkey I'd say :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# It contains the other red meat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# /FUCKYEAH
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# More Cardinal SinBad
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Wait until they collide !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Nice visualizations--
but do you have a lot of time on your hands? >S<
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I'm right handed . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# he's being vaticanized
good n'propah!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# chuckles
get thee to confession:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# YO, HE'S ALL THE COCK, YO
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# NOBODY EXPECT THE SPANISH INQUISTION!
haha I like that the female is somewhat ambivalent to it all.

"Yeah, yeah baby you're the best. You rock my world..." *yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# My thoughts exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Ol' fishy munged mine up...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Ug!
He doesn't listen to rock music. He smashes it.

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# He even smashes his own mouth !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Death's.....scissors?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Fear the Reaper
That's a lol. :D
(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# WAIT A SECOND!
ZOOM! ENHANCE!

AH-HA! AS I SUSPECTED...
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# OMGMGMGG!!!!!
That fecking whore, what's she doing out of the kitchen!!!?!??!?

She's dicing with Death there....

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# "after building up enough momentum to overcome gravity
the fairground attraction floats gently into the air. Then, for the amusement of onlookers, death himself cleaves the very cords that hold the riders safe, one by one they fly off into the distance, never to be seen again; and, in time the whole spinning contraption crashes to the ground in a twisted heap of angry metallic death, much to the amusement of onlookers, but not those who where in the immediate vicinity of the impact, but fuck them"

-The Indian Travelogue of Dr.J.Trumpet Paunchly (1817-1902)

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Damn loiterers
Ruining a very cool point in history, where fairground attractions were used as modes of transport. That's why the original clowns stooped; they were used to transport families of upto 5 people (and nicknamed the "People Carriers", hence the term was born).
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# indeed, not only is this completely untrue, it's historical fact
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Quick cut to the quick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)

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