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# Posts. Runs.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# hahahahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# trust you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I knew what was coming halfway through.
and thought "oh my god" .
But it is funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# me too
but it was worth sticking with
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
I love this more than anything
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Thank you.
*blushes

(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# wuhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I don't like Lily's new hair colour!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# fuck
there is a similarity isn't there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# cock and balls? Theyre ORANGE??
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# He's a cunning one that one! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
That's frigging ace
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Hoorah for cats in snow! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# colon d?
Hows you mister toats?

Still unhappytoast, or are you more mehtoast today?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# getting over events
and just uploading an old game advert I found in the loft that haven't seen in ages...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Hahahahahha!
Supoib.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Ah-hahaha
Top work Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Top bird action
Snowcats rule
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# That's awesome!
I want to go and make one now. Stupid lectures taking up too much time... *grumble*
(icassu, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Ha ha, excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
*peasroats*

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# excellent, they always be after ze birds...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# haha excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# posing as washing eh?
Those sneaky felines :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Haha
Take that, you moidering feline shitbag!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# yay
the domestic british vulture saves the day again
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
Aye, I couldn't think of a british version, the worst we have is swans!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hahahaha! awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# nice reminds me a bit of this
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# argh, teh Goatseebirdz!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# took me a moment
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# *peers*
*tries to unsee*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# This kitty

is ready and waiting....for snow and big birds...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# marvellouso!
:P
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# The way it is around my way!
Free Image Hosting
(Piav86 I'm just browsing!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# What?
Everything is REALLY tiny
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# .
www.flickr.com/photos/new_matt/3246383171/
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# cold cockage!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# you're not wrong
i must have worn the wrong pants this morning
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# all the text round your way is too small to read?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Edited!
Should be larger now.
(Piav86 I'm just browsing!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I'm just getting
'Free Image Hosting' come up now.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# ?
I can read it jusr fine and I don't even have my glasses on
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Is redex.
Is borked.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# it's the snow
it's formed some sort of sentient network and has reached critical mass - IT'S GOT SMART!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# :O
Dooom!!! Save us, prof. SAVE US!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# well - obviously I'll do what I can
but - whatever you do - DON'T BUILD ANY SNOW MEN - you'll just be helping it by providing it with an army.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# My reign of terror begins
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# NO YOU FOOL NO
you can't control the snow - get out - get out now before it's too late!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I love your stuff
I was looking at your website last night. It made me do smiling.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# LOLchav
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# am ithe only personwhocan read this fine?
my space bar is onthe fritz

also:


Click for bigger (104 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# End occupation of cornwall?
But why do you want to kick all the people out of their homes?

It's not that much of a hole.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# The only occupation in Cornwall
is fleecing tourists
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# And bigotry thinly disguised as nationalism.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# NO ENSLAVE CORWALL!! AN ENSLAVED CORNWALL FOR CLANSOUL THE TIN-MINER!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Yay for Free Image Hosting!

What?

(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# nothing is free in this world
... except maybe sunlight - although it does slowly kill you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# erm...
can anyone explain to me how Eye of Judgement works?

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Well done.
Witty. Really witty.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Original photo from the 30's i think...
cache.gettyimages.com/xc/2667015.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=6E41E83E90A345BD2E810FAD879EBDB3A55A1E4F32AD3138
(Piav86 I'm just browsing!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hahahaa hello there new chap
you may want to try the b3ta hosting, switch to image mode when you post a new message and it will a make click for big thing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# B3ta hosting?
Do have a link there at all please?
(Piav86 I'm just browsing!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Go to "Post a new message" and then
"Switch to image mode"
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Try b3tards
www.b3tards.com

And better don't ask questions like that in public, since they imply that you haven't read the FAQ ;) Something that a certain type of b3tans will rip you apart for ...
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# 'ning, just one for this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Fred's a gonner
And has number 3 farted?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# sheffield?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Only after I paid her :)
Chapelcross towers apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Nah,
They went in the dark,and there was only two.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# ahh imissedit. i was looking forward toit to
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Thousands turned up!!!
At 3am! just to see an explosion in the dark!!!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qumHMIkOqtk&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha!
Top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
This is wonderful

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha
office LOL - excellent work
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# This is the way of it

my blog is wildly entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Bird puns, such larks!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I'll be robin those jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# woo-pecker
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# stand back - it's my tern now
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# T-wit-ta-WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# punage :)
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# So DOTF terns up hawking another cartoon
that everyone will crow about.

I'm sure you fans will be raven about this all day.

Personally I think you're a great tit.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# HERON PORN
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# you colossal spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# doodles
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# These make me happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Your half puppy / half goldfishbowl has potential
I'll give you 10,000 pounds for 40%.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# i surprised myself with the worm in a straw
that's some pretty conceptual shit
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# It's beautiful but I can't see a market
beyond overly tidy anglers.

So I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Let me tell you where I am...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# are you mad? its the future for invertebrate lumbar support
I'll put in a quid and take 99% of the company
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# that's ok i'm not selling. they have sentimental value
/classic antiques roadshow get out.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# great stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# you just get better and better!
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# oo ooo oo
Lego snail ftw!!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# woo!
:D 'specially for goldfishbowlhead
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# lego snails, pets of the future, mark my words
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Worm in a straw!
What a marvellous idea!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Tremendous.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Is that a llama in a box?!
*wants*

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# FISH!
I look like at least 3 of those things.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I LOVE this
Do you have moar?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# sort of
moar
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# These are BRILLIANT
I especially like the snapping turtle and the thing with the lampshade.

Cleeck
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# it's not a lampshade
its a thing vets give dogs/cats to stop them licking themselves or something that i don't know the name of.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I know - i call them lampshade things.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# i'm guessing you're not a vet
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Lovely
I really like :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# nicely nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I like these!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# these should all exist!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Delightful!
I am (naturally) reminded of "The Little Worm Book". Have you ever read it? It's ace. Far too good for just children.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# The 'White Motorway Destroyer'


And trains,
And busses,
And unicycles...

(MiNK, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I guess I won't be going to the seaside today
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# You can come to the seaside here
We've had FUCK ALL snow! It's cold as buggery, but there is no snow! I want snow!

Who do you have to sleep with to get a good 6 or 8 inches?

/obvious answer blog
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# John Ketley?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Haha
Mind if I stick this here? Not worth it's own thread

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I'd say it was.
Me likey.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# And the tube!!!!?!?!?
But the tube is underground?!?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# It doesn't affect the tube really
... The people who 'manage' the underground just wanted to feel included?
(MiNK, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Apparently
they all go overground at some point, which is why they are all affected.

All except Victoria, which is the only one that is completely underground.

I think they should rename it the Mostly Underground.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I was being ironic,
just to see if I could pwn someone.
We have a biter.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Right, just for that
You can have this

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Why is the Victoria line the most broken one of all, then?!
/gets it* every morning blog

* The Tube, I mean. Except this morning. Obviously. SNOW LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I think after today the answer is blindingly obvious...


Snow. Guaranteed to stop British people getting anywhere near the place where they're trying to get to.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# :D
whoever designed London should probably have considered that it might snow.

Ningles chap
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Morning.
I am the only person to have made it into the office today :¬\


Edit: Also I'm with you on the "Why the hell is the underground closed" situation...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I spent the morning lurking in the village graveyard...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# o_O
Are you a zombie?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# No, a necrophiliac
*edit

Were you carrying a spade....?
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Up till coffee no3
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Zombies are probably warmed than he is right now
*Gwaff*
(MiNK, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# NAKEDOFFICELOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Yeah like putting the main transport infrastructure underground where it wouldn't be affected by snow.
oh, wait....
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# They should be able to open up the Gherkin building like a big umbrella.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha What an mental image :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# in both senses of the expression
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# :D
Good thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Shekel for an old leper?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# *Something about flakes*



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Awww
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Talk to Frank
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I bet that would make a cracking hat
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# snowday...
option 1:
spend day off college catching up with missed work and doing research and prep.

option 2:
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# heeeheee
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# calling all /boarders from sydney, melbourne and adelaide.
post heatwave and bushfire pictures!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Haha! Class
Reminds me of the time it got really snowy around New Year, and we spent some of the night walking round town writing the titles of Commodore 64 games on car bonnets.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Hahaha!


The long winter nights must fly by....
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# hahahhah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Yay!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# pikachu car ftw!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# without the mouth...
...it's george from rainbow.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# nah
shirley it's a cyberman??
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] made with Super-LIDL-amation technology
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# haha!
Winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# ha ha ha
this is very woosome.

Also - can a Londoner please explain to me how the snow brings the UNDERGROUND to a standstill - is it snowing underground as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# most of the underground network is overground
including most of the terminus stations

so the trains get stranded in the wrong places, leading to snarl-ups
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# thank you very much Robbert
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Also, the gnomes that maintain the system don't like snow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# They should be able to heat up the rails or something
to melt all the snow.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# aren't the rails
electrified anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# It worked!
The debigualtor worked!

Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# a re-bigulator?
why that would be crazy!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# FYI - it re-bigulates
when the hard man does a poo
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# eeef
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
Jaws FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# oh hai popular scientist.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# oh hai scientist
that looks like the scientist in my pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# "Shrink you? That would require tiny atoms!
And they are expensive! I'm not made of money, leave me alone!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# &#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;&#960;HERONS
http://heron.land.nob/from_urethra/nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-19.jpg ~ 3.14MB
http://racoon.land.cockspaz/gak/pisskidneys.gif horrific_accident6-18.mpg ~ 3.141MB
http://pinemartin.land.hotromp/wut/plop.gif sink_dredgingskills5-14.avi ~ 3.1415MB
http://bluetits-on-fire.land.hardlyasafeplacetobringupachild.cunt/4ply/arsemagic.gif janinewhatdoyoumeanyoudon'twanttogotoschool7-19.mpg ~ 3.14159MB
http://hot-badger.land.dick_SmeltingIDON'TEVENKNOWWHATTHATISLOL/whoooooa/two_pandas_trapped_in_a_loft_nobody_wants_to_see_that.egg ~ 3.141592MB

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(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Hahaha
fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# HAHAHA!
What!?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# i want to see two pandas trapped in a loft
please
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# What's wrong with the ones locked in your loft?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# They've been trapped in there for six years now
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)
# ... and they've developed
rudimentary language and culture
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# THEY GOT SMART!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# PANDAS III : OPPOSABLE THUMBS!
(starring S. J. Gould...)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# this time their reign of terror will go
UNOPPOSED!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Haha
And stay up there.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha, Jesus.
I mean: NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# "...Kiss! Will you get out of my loft
I need to put an unused scalextrics set up there!"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# you have an unused scalextric?
GIMME
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# *shoulder barges*
NO, GIMME!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I GOT DIBS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# *tchoh*
I GOT BOOBIES.

Ha.

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# *feels*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# oooh!
*goes all giggly and undeserving of scalextric*

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Humph.
*plays with RUBBISH My Little Pony*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# *feels*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Everyone's got one, surely?
Underneath the Subbuteo and behind the Amiga 500+ with the broken disk drive
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# i never had subbuteo as a kid
and our scaletrix wasa second-hand knock-off job
and instead of an amiga, we had a dragon32
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# hello stranger
I'm afraid that this is staying up here in the loft to accrue value so that I can retire on the proceeds.

also - how aya?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# i feel like i've got a cold coming on
but i am skiving, so YAY

you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# if snow wasn't so fucking cold and wet
i'd go and make a snowman
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# have you considered making a smash man?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# now i have!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# ceiling pandas are watching you eat your ladder lolipop
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# they is sooo gonna to fuck him up once he's up there
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# ... based exclusively on a old copy of NUTS
or the Modern Feminist Review as it used to be called
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!!
Tip top!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
#



pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Hello, I'd like to purchase one cludge.
and is that the Riemann zeta fn?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# îtònlytàkèsàmînûtègîrl
genius.
(I helped save b3ta! neuro 's cheese game is strong., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)
# WHERE'S MY FUCKING PISSBRICKS???
PS 100 internets for the Stagger Lee reference
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I'm interested in the fully functioning cunt on a heron's back. How much?

(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
# ha ha ha
very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# haha, very good
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# You fat b......
Who posted all the pies?
(mralston Matt, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# his is marvelous
I was confused as hell.. then I say your username.. bountious.

and maybe I the first to inquire over the authenticity of your heron porn
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# what the jimmy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Great!
/ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
Made in Nigeria!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
HERONS
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Can I have four of them, please?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# uttery, utterly brilliant! *Cliiiick!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# o hai scamster
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Beattie's cat likes to spit at the snow...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# CHEDGE!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
# hello micto
are you on the skive today?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# well, i am logged in remotely, but yes
very much so
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# \o/
my cat's never seen snow before

it's sitting at the door with a look that says "Yes, I do want you to clear the path to my toilet area with a hairdryer, otherwise I will find a prime piece of carpet and shit on it"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)
# my chickens are spectacularly unimpressed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)
# YAY
did you ever do any more of these
i saw 'B'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)
# heheh
not yet

it seems 'woodcuts of chickens' is not Google Images' speciality
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha!
excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)
# This is fab.
click, woo, yay, & hoopla.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I believe shoes are the correct target when show is involved.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# yahahahaha!
that's what one of ours would do if it could spit and wear a hat and a napkin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# *LOAD UP THE AUTOCANNON-CAT*
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Hahaha
cat pea launcher!!!

MWAHAHAHA. I haz a 5 rasher bacon sarnie!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
# *Also makes 5 rasher bacon sarnie*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Breakfast twins!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# I had a cup of tea and that's it...
it was a good cup of tea though
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# This is the best bacon sarnie ever.
I will also have tea :)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# this is exactly how it should be
good onya
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I had a bacon sandwich over the weekend
it was good - but it didn't have 5 rashers... admittedly the bacon was from a butchers rather than the super market and he cured and cut it himself and he cuts it double thick so it was probably a 4 rasher sandwich... with a duck egg.

mmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# i'm fucking starving now
you bunch of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I'm going back for seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# just make sure you don't get the pork sweats
or a meat headache.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# pork sweats pork sweats, what you gonna do
you ate too much pork and now you've got the pork sweats
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# me too
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Hahahahahaahahahah! that's awesome!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)
# hehehehe!!! most splendid
all this snow's very pretty but i've seen it now so will someone please come and clear it up, if i wanted snow i'd move to canada.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Could somebody tell me why London has essentially shut down...
...over, what, four inches of snow?

But woo to the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# and rear foot wank!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Knowing Me, Knowing You...


Bad pun, probably done before. Who cares, right? SNOW DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Hahaha noice one!
Oh joy is me sleet forcast for the next two days!

EDIT: Oh great. One check in today for one person for one night. THey haven't given a check in timem as they're asked to when booking, so I'll have to sit round all day, for one person, who's paying bugger all!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# put a sign on the door
'gone to make a snowman, will be back at 12'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Better still one saying
'Gone out, back at some point, if you weren't such a tight arse you could have paid to stay somewhere decent':P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# hums Paddington Bear theme
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Pfffft
I'd not seen it before. Have a snowy Woo.

Bah. I was able to get to w*rk today :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# a) Spang
b) Woo
c) SNOW!
d) Snowing Me, snowing you.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Close England, the ground is covered in some sort of solid water
What do we do, what do we do
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I'm well annoyed
I've travelled 80 miles to work today and half the staff whio live within 5 miles of the office have stayed at home!

I'm Captain Fuckin Oats, me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# careful they don't get stuck under your foreskin
edit: and what are your superpowers?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I have an extended sense of disdain
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I have this.
SO HOW IS IT SUPER?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)
# in a self-defeating kind of way
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# THANKS FOR AAAASKING!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I'm gonna go home at 2 or something
No one else is gonna do a full day so why the fuck should I?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# I've travelled the 4 metres between my bed and my office this morning
it wasn't pretty, I can tell you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)
# and those that are here
assumed I would work at home today, despite the fact I'm not supposed to at the beginning of the month!

*makes noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# kill them all with your porridge gun
or at least set it to 'stun'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I'd better get it warmed up
*redtube.coms*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# The end is nigh......
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)
# *thinks of possible racist version*
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# LOL
RAPH OUT ROUD!!
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# :D
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Weird Al's 'UHF'
Right?
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# LACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
# The unexpected hits you between the eyes
what is this toapy madness?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# something about snow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I've asked my chief engineer
to construct a makeshift solar sail to produce power for life support.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# hahahaha
LOVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)
# I so wish my daughter could understand this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Add them together and you get choclatey heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Lacist!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# And now, he waits...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Cunt him in the Fuck Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)
# KICK HIS HEAD IN BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)
# snow cat vs
unlease the pies!

do it now!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)
#


EDIT Wah sorry moon-sized version posted by accident. Fixed now.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# for some reason
JJ has managed to get into my head and find my funnies - then put them on the interwebs
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# I know it's shamelessly plagiarising JJ's humour.
But he was in foreign parts at the time of this event taking place, and therefore unavailable to do this himself.

That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)
#
I never have a problem with people parodying other peoples work or doing stuff like this. It am teh fluff
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Silly Cat, you are not a Tauntaun!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Yay!
braw (or: brrrrrrrrrrrr..aw)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
# In Soviet Union, Underground stops snow!


The Moscow Metro manages to run all winter. And there's snow here on and off for three months. -18 deg C yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Hmmm. Don't recognize the station, it could be Teatralnaya?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Don't be a fool, man!
It's one of the two Arbatskaya stations.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
# pffft
I like this.

There is so little snow that it's untrue! I've flown into germany where there has been 2ft of snow. The airport was open, the trains and busses all ran on time.
Was the same in France once.
Oh and Italy.
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Yes and this was the most well-anticipated snowfall in ages.
I've not seen a single gritting lorry over the past 36 hours. Pillocks.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# A friend in Canada told me their balcony was half full of snow
So i thought, ah half of the floor that isn't sheltered by roof overhang. No, they meant it was waist deep.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:22, archived)
# standard government/council practice. Wait until after the event to do anything.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# I'll just pop this here...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:30, archived)
# He appears to be attacked by himself!
woo and ningles.

EDIT: Found this under my office door this morning. From a group of Irish girls that were staying.

Dear RG (yes that is my real name:P)
On behalf of all the Irish gang, thank you so much for making out stay extremely comfortable!
We most definately be coming back (hopefully not in the middle of the night!) in the future.
Best Wishes
Ellen
PS Big fans of the breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:32, archived)
# Sweet
it's nice to be nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Shhh
People will start to think I'm nice!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:52, archived)
#
SNOW
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:55, archived)
# neither.
I walked down three flights of stair. I got to work very easily.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)
# that'll be option 2 then
i struggle to get up in the mornings
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)
# I woke up at half three.
So I'd already got up.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)
# just fucking click an option
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)
# add "take a picture out of my window"
and he will :P
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# poll fascist!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:07, archived)
# I want to try one
This bar is coloured
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)
# *brain assplodes*
well, not really
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)
# If anyone sees them all the right colour
take a screenshot :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:12, archived)
# There ya go
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
#

i know how to use photoshop too :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Obviously.
You do the maths! Say there's 20 colours the probibility is 20x20x20x20 which is 1 in 160,000.
Oh. OK, I did the maths.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# but there are a few of us here
and, fuck it, who cares?
if it's right screengrab it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I did get all the colours
but they were all in the wrong order.
I don't know how long the polls stay active so I'll bookmark it and try once a day for the whole year.

Taking one screenshot a day I'll update a website - isthismyluckyday.com then animate them all together and create a webmeme that gets me invited to the next internet celebrities awards ceremony and I'll hook up with that girl who has the same fixed smile in hundreds of photographs. (breathes)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)
# hahah
i've had three right (although the yellow was a bit greeny)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:36, archived)
# hahahaha
I even thought it's right, it looks so wrong somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)
# What do you mean try?
I've used those colours before. Why would I need to try one?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)
# An experimental Schroedinger's Poll
Observing it, changes the state of it. It may be true or false but when you look that may change.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# sat on freezing cold bus for 45 minutes.
Thank God for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# boss phoned me at 7:20 and said place is shut :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)
# OMG!
But who will be putting out the deck chairs in the park today?:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Hooray!
Struggled into work. (15 minute journey was 45) only to be sent straight back home :)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Is Rg a Pirate name?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)
# South American
Very popular name in the Falklands until a few years back.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# You forgot to post the nekkid photo that came with it
OMFG FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:50, archived)
# That's ace
Irish girls AND the note
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:53, archived)
# that's nice of them!
better than simply stealing all your condiments again :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)
# There's about three or four longtermers that need to be booted out
One will be going today. He went on holiday, too his room keys with him and as behind on rent. He's due back today where he'll arrive, go straight to his room and resume staying and maybe give me some rent when he feels like it.
Unfortunately for me he'll be going up to his room to pick his possessions up and buggering off in to the cold.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:12, archived)
# hahahah!
'nings everyone!

so, who else was crazy enough to commute into work this morning?

(edit: strangely I was only 10 mins late in this morning, and everyone else on teh road seems to think it's the apocalypse, but with snow and ice instead of fire and brimstone)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:36, archived)
# not me!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:38, archived)
# i leave in about 10 minutes to teach at a college.
i don't expect more than 2 students to turn up today though.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:39, archived)
# So a regular Monday then?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)
# *hurumph*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:42, archived)
# *basks lazily at home*
i am logged in remotely though :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)
# you made it in?
couldn't get a train but the northern line is running.. might have to make an excuse
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:56, archived)
# OMG I SLIPPED ON THE ICE AND HURT MY BUM
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:58, archived)
# hehe
MY FLAT (on the 3rd floor) IS CAUGHT IN A SNOWDRIFT, OH NOES
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)
# OMG I WAZ CUMIN INTO WORK BUT I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)
# OMG I FELL IN A SNOWDRIFT AND FROSTBIT MY EARS
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)
# They were saying it'll be the snowiest since the 90's
When I was at Uni then there was a hill from the Halls to the main campus, it was a slight incline then right at the end a proper black ski slope gradient. You could take a running jump and skid down the icy snow all the way to the black ski slope, then you realised you weren't going to stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# hahaha cool
i remember back in the eighties making a fucking ace ice-slide at school - right outside the bursar's office.
poor cunt really hurt himself :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Did he shout : "MIIIICTOBOOOOOOOOYYY!!" while shaking a fist?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# hahaha
i wish he had
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:07, archived)
# well, the roads were empty, london midland trains were all delayed,
but those nice people at virgin laid on a train for us all, and as you say, the northen line is fine... Now there are about 3 people in the office.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)
# 'nice people' at virgin?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:01, archived)
# normally, that would be a torrent of sarchasm, but today, as they let us all on a nice comfy warm train,
meaning I could get into work almost on time (grrr) I guess I can stretch to calling them "nice" for a change
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# My office is liek a ghost town
Wish I'd stayed in bed
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# That last pic
is it from Withnail & I - The Ballet?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:39, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# hahahha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:55, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)
#
My house is very snow (& Christmas) compatible.

(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:55, archived)
# you live in a fairy tale AICMFP
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:55, archived)
# True, But I'm no sleeping beauty, more like
www.pitt.edu/~dash/grimm061.html
and
www.pitt.edu/~dash/grimm032.html
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Well it looks like you live in a very lovely bush.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
# HA, They mocked me....Said it could not be done.....I'll show them, I WILL CREATE LIFE

Look at me as I mock creation!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:20, archived)
# Ace!!!!
Fucking snow...
I love it but it's already ruined my day

Lady S gets a day off (fucking teachers), and the tubes are fucked.
THE FUCKING TUBES... that go UNDERGHROUND... where it's NOT SNOWING!

But your pic has made me glee so everything's alright now

*breathes*

Have a totally topical pea

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:26, archived)
# indeed
I could barely get out of the flat this morning.. Hey ho, got the day off :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)
# less than half of the underground is actually underground......
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:31, archived)
# my line is ALL underground
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)
# AGGGGHHHH!!!
TEH FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Hahaha I have Aussies running round like five year olds, I'm assuming because they've never seen snow before. So on change her.

We've had about 6" here.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:30, archived)
# I thought London town was too sophisticated for snow!
I suspected it was just us rustic types wot get it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:33, archived)
# We don't
It's actually an expulsion of time caused by delays that is sucked in by the tube system. Occasionally it overloads and spews out all over London.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:37, archived)
# looks about the same here
except i've got more than 6" *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Ah there it is.
I was waiting for someone to make a 6" gag:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:38, archived)
# most do gag on it yes
:P
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# would it hurt
to wash it from time to time?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Pretty!
Nings rg
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:35, archived)
# 'ningles
You can't quite make it out but ther's icicles on the cctv camera/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:38, archived)
# It's all very Mirror's Edge with the snow on everything.
I think the white trees are the key
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# sounds normal.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Ja
There aren't many places in Oz that get snow. I think there's the aptly named "Snowy Mountains" and that's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)

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