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[challenge entry] Unexpected Mandleson Bulge
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# that looks quite painful
nicely done Octo
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Isn't it funny how animals look like their owners....?

(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Are you calling Tribobs a pussy?:P
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# eh?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# !:O
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# All I can hear in my head is
Ngggggnngggg NgggnnnGGGnnnnn!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# the more I look at this
the more I need to giggle

you master the art of photoshop animation
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Cheers me dear!
:D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# nicely ! ,but remember,get on the bus quick before it snows again :)
hehe ! rofl etc
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# mehahehehahee
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I live near Kersal... =(
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# GURRRNNNNNN!
:D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Last one before I have to go and do stuff.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I don't know
Coming on b3ta with your la di da talent making up look crap!:O

Woo
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Whats 'up' love
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Some days I just have to draw.
It usually happens when I am supposed to be working
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Hahaha
youz noo but you were born a b3tard:P

It's bashes next and then ther's no going back!

obligatory spam
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I did go to a bash
A little meet up in Manchester..
everyone else there was from over the border...
they were...
from the talk board.

(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm so so sorry!

I too have been to a bash that was mostly talkboarder!
It was like meeting the kindergarteners from Recess.
No one should have to go through that.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Bloody Arsenal supporters!
Woo
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Ah. Now. See.
This one's just rubbish*.
















Isn't rubbish, but rather - extremely woo
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Naa it is a bit rubbish
I have been rushing them all day, I need to actually take some time over things one day.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# woo!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Bloody show off.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# this is full of win

and waves of japanese octopus semen
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# These are bloody ace!!



(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# This is the best thing you've done yet
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# shit yeah
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# What a splendid thing to see.
(And the knight is probably saying the same).
Curiously haunting / poignant / bittersweet expression in his eyes though. God, think of all the people who've really loved, through the ages. Just history to us, but seeing a picture like this makes me think that all the silly Camelot-type knight-and-damsel fluffy images might be a pathetic pastiche of what the blokes and lasses actually felt for each other. Off to the crusades and stuff. Crippled in the tournament. Who knows...
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# wtf! Wow!
this is fuckin aceness to the extreme! *clicks*
(, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:36, archived)
# because what every Friday needs is a little purple.

bigger here.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Marvellousness.

Ooh! it looks lovely on my desktop.(If I may?)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Of course, sir.
It's the evil offspring of this:



(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# thats nice.
Reminds me of wipeout, or those new fancy bonus levels coming out for mirrors edge soon.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# ^This, also Rez.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Rezzzzzzzzzzz!
I almost forgot about that one!
*rummages*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# It's on the 360 in HD.
Fucking lovely.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# sadly, I don't own one :(

(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)
# *cough..pc..torrents*
Ed: shyzer, looks like it's not out there
:/

You can get it for PS2 though.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I'm already a happy owner of the PS2 version :))
I might break it out tonight when pissed...
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I've been thinking about getting a PS2 again.
For the following I missed:
Okami
GodHand
Shadow of the Colossus
Katamari (360 version is poos)

Also have you played Path of Neo on PS2? I think it's a masterpiece

:P
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# nope, but thanks for the tip
and Okami truly is an awesome work of art
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# another London 2012 logo?
:D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# hehe -
just playing around with auto-illustrator, and then rendering the living fuck out of the results.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Sharp.



(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Lovely
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# smashing!
woo :)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Why is it always purple in your images?
Woo!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# :D
it is, rather a lot, actually - sorry about that.

more red in this one, though:
www.ftmm.com/b4ta/shards.jpg
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# That looks like something from Smallville...
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I like this

(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I see shattered blue faces and I loiks eeet.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# That's full of beauty!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# the artist formerly known as J Peasemould
very woo... very.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# formerly?
:(

am I dying?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Purple you nincompoop!
Like the little mardy purple popster Prince.


Also do you know if Joe S still needs someone for that room?I'm tempted...
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Ah, I see.
Sorry, bit tired now, need to go sleepy-time.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# NO - drink!
pub! Beer! Time!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:39, archived)
# but I'm sleepy...
*sobs*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# no - because it's purple you nonce
like Prince!

... this doesn't mean that you're not dying, but it does mean that I wasn't saying that you are... if you follow me.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# bit of silliness for a Friday
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# *gleee!*
I always look for a "Riotous", but they never offer that option :-(

See also:

   Diverted traffic --->


 <--- Disinterested traffic

text lol :-(

Edit: that table is just showing off!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# ello Nice Bee
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# *waves happilee*
ello freebbbs! 'ow do?
edit: nice shiny website!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# nicely
just waiting for the weekend to commence...


*looks at clock*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# ahh, now that would be a good clock!
Further required markings:
- Tea time
- Spot of lunch
- You've been very good, have an eclair.

:-)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# love it
nice one sir

*click*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# thanks
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Hahaha
You should see them in the wild!

I'm convinced that an Evil Bond baddies has taken over the UK with his weather control system.
I've just had slail! I've never seen something that wasn't snow, sleet or hail before!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# slail in London
I hope it pays its congestion charge
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Naa it's with the American embassy
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:57, archived)
# "Klytus I'm bored..."
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Have you tried twiddling your thumbs?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Ahh, excellent! Mwwaaaa hhaaaa hhhaaaaaa!
Klytus, award youself 15 slave girl refugees from the shattered planet of Zorb, and tke the day off.



This thumb thing -- it's really very good you know! Bravo!
Mwaaa hhaaaa HHHAAAAAAAA!!!!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I'm more a Pwabble slave girls personage myself.
They're extra crunchy.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# How silly :)
Also -

(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# but
what if im solipsist then the bus doesn't exist
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# But but but but
shirley your brain must know beer exists within your mind?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# my mind is fuelled by beer
and electricity
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# So by the concept of solipsism you believe in beer!:D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Ooo good call
I may bugger off to teh offie and get a bottle of wine.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Ok........................RIS!!!!
There, I've said it.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Reserved as in "not very out going"
Unreserved as in...............
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......Un-ris!!!!!!
.....Therefore......*click*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Hahaha have a very old one...

(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# HAHA
I like this
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# haha
fab :D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:41, archived)
# cheers
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Fire! and Raaaaa! and Armour and Raaaa! and Fire!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# very clever
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# That is ace.
I rilly like your drawings.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I loiks
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# yes!
this is very good, reminds me one of the 2000ad artists, had that kind of smudged style
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# *That, is fucking awesome.*
You should do comics or sommint.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# mucho raaghness
woo :)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# pic on the beeb site just reminded me of sumthing..
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Pray tell us...
What did it remind you of?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# he left the fridge open
*flashing light*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# any excuse
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# ^heheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeee^
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# if only foxes drove
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Yays. Have a completely random pea.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# arseface


(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# *ahem*
compo it:D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# ba-DUM
*tish*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*clicks I like this until it snaps off in my hand*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)
# i did this instead of looking for a job
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# that;s brilliant
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
# ha - good call
one of the happiest pictures I've seen in ages is him gleeing in the zero gravity plane

:D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Aw, poor Horkings
I bet he dreams of this *sniff*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# arf
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# That's great.
It's definitely much better than a job.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# HehHeh!
:D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# haha
very nicely done.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:10, archived)
# achievement unlocked
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Do the robot!

(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Another old one...
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# There is only one way to get away from those shitty buses in this weather...
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# TOAP!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# on ice
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# PARP!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# *waits for inevitable follow-through 'shop*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Like this?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
# TOAPARF!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# That is a hell of a "squeeze" face he has there
Right! Ciao for now muddy funsters
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# \o/
Off to the pub with me
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
# But I have only just got back?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# *waves*
See You, Mr S!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Ohhhh yes
*ding ding*

Its beer o'clock for me too :)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Vaseline on water melon wouldn't taste good
so I don't understand this at all.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# he's going to write a 3 part slogan on the side of the melon
paint that red and then post it here. Bus lolz
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:06, archived)
# time to relax and let youself go..
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Why is it always "OH FOR FUCKS SAKE" in your images?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# its funny?
isn't it? perhaps i need to reassess my sense of humour
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Not great but thought I'd have a go
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# INFIDEL!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Not worth its own...etc.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# with that little he's go on - its worth its own website!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
#
*Purchases URL
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Hahaha I like this!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# That really is good.
:)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# In Jokes are never front paged
















(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Oh, sir....
*awards everything*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Arf!
Been here too long. I get this joke.
Have a queen who IS amused.

(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# woot
needs bog roll holder just poking into shot from the side ;)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# the royal throne
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
That contains all of the clevers :)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# You cock!

LOLING LOADS!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# *guffaws*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice one sir!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Aha - to continue from way down there...
I actually quite liked Ecclestone in Doctor Who...

sorry
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I have no opinion, having never watched it,
I just think Doctor Who is a bit shite all in all ;)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
# AAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
BaSTARD!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# no offense mate
;)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Not at all!
If anything it's quite flattering - I appear to be my own meme!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# HA HA HA
took me far far far too long to get - I think I should find my glasses
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# They're there - right in front of you,
but I'm not buying you a refill until you've finished those two, alright?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# hahahahahah
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Your utterly insane genius person you.
*Runs away to laugh madly*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# ahahaha

(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Tigger blind sides Paddington Bear, and kills him with a claw hammer to the head.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Well that's not very nice is it?
BAD Tigger.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# That tigger is one bad mo-fo
as ver kids might say

(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Pfft!
I'm having far too good a time this afternoon!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Ace
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Lovelilly drawn! Nice sound effect too.
Have this equally dynamic bloodening scene




Sozzles for the numerous peas
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# ...sigh
thats lovely blood that is...

is he that really rubbish comedian? Did you really chop him up?

please say yes
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# he is rather repusive isn't he?
not funny, just sort of sad and creepy.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# yes. I dislike alan carr enough to bother doing this
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Claw Hammers...
Oh yes.

We like them.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Tigger has no honour!
Claw vs. claw, that's the way nature intended it to be.

(Nice pic too)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Club Vs baby seal
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Life's a Riot with:
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# they might not be his real teeth!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha!
Busey's teeth do all his acting for him...
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# oh, very good....
:D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# FFS NOT ANOTHER BUS....
Oh, hang on, as you were... ;)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# ..
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# NO.
HE WOULDN'T.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# ola
sorry - w*rk got in my way just now. Thank you for your kind houpla-ing way down there!

I thought bus fatigue might have thwarted the underlying message of that post :)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Hey no worries.
I did rilly like it. Echos my own thoughts.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# *involuntary giggle*
It's not funny. Not not not...
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Archie, you done a norty
That's just bating now....

;-)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Me?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# CUNT!
CUNT CUNT CUNT!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Happy Place, c'mon - go to your happy place....
*soothes*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# *goes to happy place*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Pfffft!
You are so gonna to get caught.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I constantly get confused by the double negatives you englanders use on shows like Eastenders
and this is ain't no different.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# never watch Eastenders
and you'll feel better.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I don't.
I have done in the past and I am sorry, but I don't anymore. No BBC, in fact.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# usually, double negatives are a complete no-no
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# :)
I always remember to forget that one.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Knock knock
Who's there?
Onomatopoeia.
Onomatopoeia who?
What, like an owl?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# that's not what they don't want you to not think though isn't it
:D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# It’s not that you shouldn’t not be able to say something like that
When the impossible becomes possible, wasn’t it not un-impossible as you think about it.
Now it's just as possible as it alway was. Which is impossible in a possible way.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# which is obvious and requries no explanation
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I likes
^^
A bit like an oxymoron
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Some consider it merely emphasis, viz:
"I ain't got no money" is, really quite clear as "I have no money". Only the pedantic would complain that this means you have an absence of a lack of money.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# ah, it's just ethnic gibberspeak ultimately
:)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# "some" are incorrect.
and prefer to use correct emphasis, such as:

"I haven't got any money at all."
"I really don't have any money."
"I do not have a single penny on my person at this specific moment in time."
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I'm fucking skint!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# that works, too
;-)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Bindun!
I did even repost it today, but yours is better executed :(

ahh fuck it, i'll repost it AGAIN why the hell not eh everyone will have it cached by now

(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Grrrr
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I did warn you, mere moments ago...
;-)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# It's friday
And no more buses.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Yep, that's the bugger.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# fan-fucking-tastic!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# thank fucking you
erm...
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# *pulls sheet nimbly back*
No..... thank you
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# *Fuck yeah*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha
what algory... actually - never mind

WOO YAY
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
Marvellous
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I like this - you can check
you got any good weekend plans big man?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Do you still do scratchy scratchy things?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I do still do scratchy scratchy things
although I haven't done it in a couple of weeks because Mrs UnderCover's sister is living with us in "the lab" for a wee while - so no decks and no wax :(

you still rocking the souther hemisphere's coolest spots?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Boo for relatives that stay more than 3 days
5 days max if they are nice.
I shall be doing a little spinning on Sunday for the first time in almost a year.
I may do a lot of spinning if the DJ dares to play Billie Jean because I might have to stab him with forks and take over for longer.
Have you ever played at a wedding reception?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# :D
sounds ace - you know Billy Jean mixes with everything so it should just be played and played and played - a couple of times a set.

I've never done a wedding reception... I was impromptu selecta at one of my mate's because the DJ was being a bit shit

I'd stabby stab stab the other guy anyway and then just take everyone one on a journey by DJ :D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I don't want to play a lot as I want to enjoy myself
and I trust the DJ completely (I hired him as a wedding pressie).
I've only done weddings for people I know due to the fact that it can be soul destroying.
Being a wedding DJ must be horrible unless of course, you like Billie Jean :)
I still feel the urge to stab either the DJ or my ears when I hear it. It's almost like a warning saying "THE MUSIC TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE SO CHEESY THAT YOUR CHOLESTROL COUNT WILL GO THROUGH THE ROOF".
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Hahaha

Funnily enough, I just kept a pic of him apart to shop later on
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# BOOSEY ATTACK
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Sorry
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# yes back to chairs
I didn't see any of those.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# well if only I could be arsed to put a CDC in that gif
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# ^
And I've only been here for 5 minutes.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# lo pot :)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# sounds like an ad for munchies-free hash
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Edit: If only there were such a thing...
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# 'lo lully Prod :)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# :D
hello pot

*hugs*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Hello!
Just thought I'd let you know that I've had 2 weeks of hell as I was up in Johannesburg due to moving shop.
Anyroadup, I am telling you this because on the odd occasion when I could peek onto the board, your insane ramblings kept me sane :)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# ha :D
that's lovely -- although it does make me worry about you a little if you find any comfort in the shit I spout. I've been going back over my posts to delete things so I don't hie 30k too soon. I worry me.

Sorry you've had a crappy couple of weeks though petal - you through the worst of it now?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Well yes I am through the worst of it
Not because moving shop is a massive task and it's complete but due to the fact that I am home.
/hates Johannesburg and loves Cape Town blog
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# :D
home is good
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# ^ Like that..
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# ^ this
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Is it family guy gif time :D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# always
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Dance lickle babby
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# SEXY PARTY!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I am going to a wedding on Sunday and will dance just like that
Yes I will.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# it's always sexy party time
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Oh you will be
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# It's not funny 'cos you did it in a new thread.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Hahahaha, oh god.
Too soon man, too soon.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# magic
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# the message on that bus said
"There's probably no Allah"

(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# *HUGE LOL*

Edit: Also; a little bit of a shudder, as that was about 50 yards from where I'm sitting right now.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# nicely done!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# hahahahah
oh fuck!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Perfect!
:D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# oh my giddy aunt!
pfft!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# superb!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Perfect.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# yay :)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Okay, that one's funny :D
But that must absolutely be the last bus picture.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I wouldn't lay odds on that one, if I were you, sir
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# oh my word...
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# HA HAAH
quick - make some sort of internet generator thingy so that everyone can make one just like this, but slightly different.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# ahahah
i'm so sick of it all that its starting to make me laugh uncontrollably.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I'm not that clever
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Oh man that is so so so good.
I am clicking it harder than I would a ho.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# There's a click
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHa!
This is funny.*
*Because it's in an EXISTING thread.
:D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Probably best you don't do that.
Just a thought.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# which one are you?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# We wouldn't care if it didn't take any effort
If it were actually any good.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Booty Obama...

(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Would.
Would right in the face.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Cor!
I bet that tastes salty!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I'm gonna need a paper bag, STAT!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# he'll poop his little hot pants if he's not careful
then they won't let him be president any more
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Mj Fox turns photographer.
I support him in his new role behind the camera.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# girl i didnt know you could get down like that
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Gah!
Ha ha ha!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# excellent!
there's something about a president in denim shorts... phwoar!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Woo


EDIT: Yes, I know.. it's OK, I'm back from the pub now....
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Top nork wobblage!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Is that Fatima Whitbread?
How ya doin' sir? Have a great weekend all, I'm orf...
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Coming to a Village Hall near you...
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# the problem is
little brit is shite.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# :D
Semtex. Anybody? No? High in fat, low in fat? Semtex. Anybody? No? Semtex. Anybody? No? Semtex. Anybody? No? Semtex. Anybody? No? Semtex. Anybody? No? Semtex. It's actually very low in fat. You can have as much Semtex as you like...
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Dussst
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# To save you from the bus tedium I KNOCKED THIS ONE OUT
Boobs and Ice cream


Click for bigger (20 kb)

I am sorry as a diversion that it's not totally inclusive, but if you are gay maybe you can imagine the ice cream is really really tasty?

Ninj: I'm not sure that last bit is cool, I was trying to be cool, but I think I was just a knob head.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# very nice!




is one boob a fair bit higher than the other though
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Gravity's a bitch, isn't it?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# mm gravy
oh...er...gravity

er
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I've now just imagined the whole Earth covered in gravy.
And I'm hungry again.
Thanks. D:{
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# you can't eat the WHOLE EARTH
whatever will the poor Albanian children do?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Clean my kitchen, damn them, and they'll like doing it!
sorry.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Watch me >:(
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Planet Pie FTW!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# *slurps gravy off plate with a straw*
I'm full now.
But there's always room for desert.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# *tries to resist*
*fails*

You could always have a.....


MARS!


(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Oh dear me :D
No that's a bit too much, I'm sure it'd make me barf.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# They look alright to me
it's just the way she's leaning
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# This is what happens when a woman lies down at an angle with their womanhood unsupported
It's most hilarious :D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# :D
Woo woo!
If this gets pushed down by a fucking bus I will be annoyed :( and write a letter of complaint.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# well i have to go off and make a fecking bus pic now dont i !
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# *gets pen and paper*
I'm serious man, don't make me do this.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# ^^This
those buses can cunt off
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I'm not gay and I'm imagining that the the ice cream is really really tasty
well - I'm not very gay - in as much as I've never gayed with an actual man... Mrs UnderCover used to play rugby a bit. She was the jumpy uppy one. She's not remotely mannish though... so I have to make her dress up in a tweed jacket with a cravat if I want to get my gay on.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Gay
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# and thanks for sharing with the group, you
can sit down now.

No, you really can sit down now....



Sit Down!

Errrr, Nurse!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# is that a tweed jacket your wearing ???
ARE THOSE LEATHER ELBOW PATCHES......??

*chases*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# No, this is the Corduroy one.
You know....

That one you like....
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# the "jumpy uppy one" ??
so knowsing that little about it doesn't make you gay.




- i've no idea what they are called either - but I'm all about the cock me.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahahaha
I'm not gay but my wife used to play rugby...

pffft...
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# she was kicked off the team because the captain was one of them
lesbionics and Mrs UnderCover was not responsive to her advances -- that's me, hanging around rugby clubs picking up the ones the lesbians ostracise.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# You bad man.
To say that about Mrs Undercover....

*admonishes*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# yeah
bless her she's awesome.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# That's more like it.
You see, it's a good thing I'm here, isn't it?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# yup
keep me on the straight and norrow -- she almost n00bed up the other week when she was ill - but the illness ran Wednesday to Monday so she missed the chance.

She was lurking for a while though.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# *knocks one out*
very nice!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# phwoar etc
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# [ hmm!
that's a preddy picture :) ]
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I say!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Yays
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# ...what? .. no hang on....
I erm..... bastiche!!!!!!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# oo-er!
I can see her pants
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# As a lady,
I shall admire her dedicated coordination skills in the matching pants and neckerchief attire.
EDIT: AND lippy and nails. Christ, give the girl a puppy.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# as a man
red pants are all of teh hotness!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# as more of a man
no pants are teh coolnes.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# you can't be more or less of a man
unless you mean by mass or volume or something. The greatest extent to which anyone can be a man is 1, the alternative is 0.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# ..ah but Prof how does a woman fit into this equation?
If the amount a woman can be a woman is 1 and no woman is also like men 0.

Then she would simultaneously be a man or not a man if she were not a woman.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# there no such thing as women
it's just guys with their things tucked back.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Yes, thats totally why I did the showing the pants bit....
No honestly I did.


...really
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Very nice
*waits for the CDC version*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Still waiting
I would do it myself but can't afford to get caught drawing willies at work.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# thats nice!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# one last bus pic. apologies to all.

i'm sick of bus pics now. no more i promise
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
#
 
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# soz barb
i'm done with buses - really
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I endorse this message.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# me too
trollrider
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# *yawn*
i wouldn't mind if they were... y'know... funny
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I think we all are....
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Thank you for stopping.
Could you not have added this to the below thread though?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# would have
if i'd figured out how to
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Well you see how you just replied to my post?
You do that, but to the person who posted the bus pic below....
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# but the last one was so well received
you thought, why not, eh?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# well - it looks like I've missed a riotously funny afternoon
on the board...

luckily I used the time productively by doing this weeks work AND messing with the settings on my gmail.

mmmmmmmm - settings.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# mmmmm...
dialogue boxes...
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# mmmmmmm
mmmmmultiple inboxes all displayed on the one page!!

god bless gmail labs!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# *salutes the Prof*
Well done, sir!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# *winking smiley face*
either I'm exceedingly efficient or I do an exceedingly half arsed job, I'm not sure which (I have my suspicions though)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I'm all too familiar with this conundrum...
hehehe....
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Cunt
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
#
.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# needs more 50ft woman
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# listening to an iPod
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Happy now?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# no
I'm very very saddened

and confused

and angered!

:D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Fick dich, du verfickter Fotze/beschissender Arschloch/Wichser/Schwanz/nicht lustiger, hummusloser Scheisskopf.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Ich bin ein pimmel
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Mutti, der unhoeflicher Herr ist immer noch hier
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# hahahaha
this made me laugh heartily.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# ;-)
rufen Sie mich ein Taxi, bitte an, oder ich verpass mein Flugzeug
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Geh ruhig auf deine Knien, schöne.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I love when you talk to me like that....
*melts*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# haha
do you know what it means?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Indeed I do.
My German is rusty at best, but I can get bits and bobs...

This is one of them.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# klasse!
alles gut verstanden denn :D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Goed so, mijn knuffltje...
There's a clue, eh?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Don't hurt me!


EDIT blue smartie to the first person to spot the speech
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# NEE NAW
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Oooooooh!
I like this!
*click*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# you're correct.
i am the master of creation
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# *agrees*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Woo my first worshipper
*smites dust motes*

(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Hmmm

(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I think you dropped this...

(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# yuk!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# It's Murun Buchstansangur!
Made flesh!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# ARF!
The resemblance is striking
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# But surely God is the most irresponsible being there is
though? He created the platypus for a fucking laugh. He engineered the Panda to be crap at sex and eating. I mean, that's not responsible. That's just playing silly buggers.

Good point well made though.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# OH FFS
roll on beer o'clock
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Beer o' Clock?
That was at least 3 hours ago, don't you know it's Friday, young man?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Maybe for you young man
The rest of us have to work til 4 (which is still pretty early I understand)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# *hic*
Shall I get yours in, then?

*staggers*
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# i want beer. i just finished my exams but everyone else is still at work or school :(
i might go get a paper and go drink beer and do the crossy
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# This, sir, is a plan of champions!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# 4!!!!
part-timer!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Hahaha
Mugz lol
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Easy tiger...
unless I'm very much mistaken nobody's done a whole speech in this format yet.

...and a classic speech to boot.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# That would be the Second Coming :D
When Christopher Ecclestone was respectable. Before all that Doctor Who bollocks.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Blue smartie awarded!
All I need it your bank account details, PIN, 1st line of your address and details of at least two standing orders, and I'll have it transferred.

Glad someone's with me on this :)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Arf!
Are you concurring with the Doctor Who sentiment?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I really like the sentiment of this.
So have a woo, a yay, and this houplah: houplah!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# It's from "The Second Coming"...
...which someone has probably already said.
Can I have a bonus point for pointing out that's it's sampled in the awesome "You Lot" by Orbital?
:D
Edit: Yep. As I suspected. Props to Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!
:D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:06, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)
# But ALL prawns are bad
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# just the one?
strewth!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Oh noes!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# This is how I feel
Except not the prawn.
I don't like prawns.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
eeeuuww
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# haha i know the feeling
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Stop being so talented you bastard.
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# he also seems to of burst a gasket at the side of his body there..
:P

very nice

well not nice nice.. but nice, you know?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# For this very reason....
I'm pimping a hotel room in Brum tomorrow night...

and woo
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I've been like that this morning.
Basically like weeing out of my bum.

(Although the last time I had prawns was 2 days back, so I don't think this is the reason)
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# My mate
has the Nobo Virus... but he too was alerted by the fact he'd had seafood 36 hours previous

But it's a virus
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Do you mean Norovirus?
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Unless he's ShItting Dry wipe boards, you might be right....
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# that's the fella
I was sure he said Nobo probably because its funnier
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# no
I think you had the bad prawn at lunchtime..
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# The mother of all bad prawns
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# the Alpha Prawn
Prawn Zero

:D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Lovely...
:D
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)

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