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how it happened,,,,

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)

"RRrrrrrooooooowwwwwwwrrrrrroooo....."

What's that Chewie? I got spunk in your fur?

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)

Chewkkake?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)

hahaha

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DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)

If that's the case

it sounds like you may be a bit dehydrated.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)

....

(Kinky Robot, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)

aaaargh!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)

OfficeLOL

and spilt my coffee...

*click*

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)

oh Hugh!

she shouldn't hang around in the rain for too long - it'll wash her hair-dye out

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)

It's feeling a bit like Groundhog day around here

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Joliet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)

you said that yesterday

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)

definately time to roast this alterntive reality then wot happened last night

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)

This is made of win :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)

Ich mochte ein hitlerkatze

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)

I fucking love this!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)

Hahaha,

Mexcellent!

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Joliet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)

Hahahah!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)

Is this movie worth wasting someof my download limit on?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)

Download limit?

How 2008.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)

^this

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)

hey, i'm not paying for my internet.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)

Alright then.

I'll consider thinking about letting you off.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)

im also australian, which has fairly shitty internet

i live in a 'remote area' (fuck me dead im two hours out of sydney and it the world turns to shit) and no one supplies adsl2 or uncapped plans. but, im not paying for it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)

absolutely

NOT

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)

What?

No, I was forced to watch this by Mrs Pobblepop and was mentally ill for several days afterwards.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)

~~this~~ any hugh grant movie worth wasting someof my download limit on?

If you've seen one, you've seen 'em all! :-)

EDIT: Thanky!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)

subject line doesn't parse tags.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)

Just one

Lair of the White Worm

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)

ok that's settled then. resounding no.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)

No, absolutely, categorically not.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)

Morning Board!

How is everyone this fine fine morning?

I think i spent far too long on this one!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)

excrement!

not really - i like it ;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)

How do!

How are you sir?

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)

splendid

and on that note i'm off for my first job interview in 20 years, and it's a bloody panel to boot. *engages winging it gear.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)

Good luck Matey.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)

Best of luck!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)

Good luck!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)

gl.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)

Oooh, good luck!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)

best of luck fella, hope it goes well :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)

Best of luck

I hate being on panels, let alone being the interviewee.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)

best interview-luck!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)

Hahahaha ace!

I'm grand, though trawling through the comments of proles on Flickr that just don't unnerstan my art *effetes*.

Ninglisationisms, The Board!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)

Marvellous.

*does guitar hands thing*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)

Le glace

Its your MOM, dude

One of the best 80s films EVAR

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)

You are wrong.

Ghostbusters is.

EDIT: Apples O'Gee - I thought you stated it is THE best, not one of.

You were talking opinion, I was stating fact.

I beg for your pardon.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)

THIS

With added cake!

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Joliet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)

CAKE!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)

I have just eaten

a home-made butternut-squash muffin. It was caketastically good.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)

I'M PISSED OFF.

nice pic.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)

ME TOO!

nice comment

Why are you pissed off?

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Joliet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)

I'M ANNOYED AT LOTS OF LITTLE ANNOYING THINGS THAT BECOME PISSED OFFNESS

why are you pissed off?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)

MUCH THE SAME THING REALLY. PREPARING MYSELF TO HAVE IT OUT WITH A FEW PEOPLE

Should be fun. Might even end up on the ten o'clock news

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Joliet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)

IF I HAVE IT OUT WITH ANYONE IT PROBABLY WILL END UP ON THE NEWS.

I'm impressed how calm the act of typing stuff tends to make me (or make me appear)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)

Be mexcellent to eachother!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)

This has 10% more awesome than the original phrase!

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Joliet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)

I've been trying for the past few years to get "mexcellent" into common usage

and eventually the dictionary.......... Its not working very well

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)

I shall say it the next time I'm eating at Chiquitos

I'm sure it'll go down a treat

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Joliet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)

Mexcellent!

Thanks!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)

I too have been trying this

also with fexcellent, gexcellent and rexcellent.

No success yet though.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)

Sexcellent!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)

Curiously I never thought of this one!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)

THIS IS HOW IT SHOUDL HAVE BEEN!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)

Baby, you make me wish i had TWO hands... oh wait....

pottentailly NSFW, so i'm linking it for approval..

img201.imageshack.us/img201/9084/recallpo2.jpg

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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)

i give up

who is it?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)

The

three breasted chick from Total Recall, with two breasts.

(cactusrob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)

oh!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)

I had this thought this morning in the shower

Get out of my head!

(and my shower)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)

is it still tuesday?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)

what would you do if i told you it was?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)

kill that fucking groundhog with a spade

and not try to shag andie mcdowell

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)

I would also kill Andie McDowell with a spade

and fuck that groundhog

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)

But she's discovered a new type of wrinkle! that she calls a "deep wrinkle"!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)

I'd fuck her deep wrinkle

then hack her head off with a spade

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)

excellent choices both

"it's still tuesday"

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)

linked yep

nice idea :)

welcome etc.

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)

right,,,

so is that safe enough just to post as the image?

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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)

not really...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)

i'd leave it as the link

even with the fezzes(?)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)

well

i am quite pleased at the way my first attempt on here has gone down, tassles or not.

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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)

Pffft

Silly Benny, you've got five kids to feed.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)

i thought he said four?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)

"Shit, you got me man"

It's been on TV far too much recently.

QUAID, I'M GONNA SQUASH YOU

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)

that thing was a direct ripoff of hhgttg

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)

haha, what?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)

hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

jesus christ we've got a fucking word love in from some people who think M$ is good for computing and now someone that doesn't know who eccentrica gallumbits was. I think I'll retire to a geekier bit of the internet.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)

no, you fool - i knew you were referring to H2G2 (as it's generally known)

but didn't get why Total Recall was a rip off of it. maybe 'twas just a joke...

it's probably a version of a Phillip K Dick novel, anyway.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)

Sky climbing is so much fun...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)

That's a fake!

He's on a wire!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)

What's the wire attached to?

*brain assplodes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)

GOD!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)

Ah yes, God, the surrealist's belay anchor

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)

I'd be tempted to wait until the climber was near the top

then shout 'But the Babel Fish PROVES you exist, ergo you don't, QED'

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)

haha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)

Sky hooks.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)

Oh, a bit windy there.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)

reap grimly woman!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)

Collect me souls, Woman?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)

I 100% agree with your siggy btw

Partially why I sold me Wii, done me skull in online.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)

is that the scottish widows lady?

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boff FL OZ, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)

the Scottish woman doesn't have a massive chopper

I offered, but she called the police.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)

nice and dark and grim

like my men

tj: tree immorality?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)

...and big choppers?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)

If I have a say about it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)

Don't tell me you've never shagged a tree.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)

Cool,

christians getting oral from a squirrel through a hollow knot....that's one way to give up the church :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)

PØWER CHØRD!

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new_matt, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)

BC RICH!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)

Beast ;)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)

What did you shop?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)

mostly the guitar in

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new_matt, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)

Ahh.

So he was air guitaring, then.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)

it's Ted Hankey,

the dartist, celebrating

i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/08/article-0-02FA0200000005DC-822_233x278.jpg

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new_matt, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)

I know of Hankey

Top guitar shoppery.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)

haha

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harpski, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)

...and on drums

it's the crafty cockney!

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new_matt, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)

I'll get MahatMaCoat...

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Ninj, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)

is that Bass Shandy?

or a monkey beer top?

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new_matt, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)

Bass...

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Ninj, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)

ooh, shandy bass!

a lovely 0.5% demon brew

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new_matt, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)

A hand shandy?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)

Mmm, cool, clear, refreshing....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)

Nings...

...Bobs :D

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Ninj, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)

I'm not dead...

so you still have to put up with these occasionally

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)

hahahahahha! very woosome :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)

G'morning sir!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)

BATMAN FILES FOR CHAPTER 11 BANKRUPTCY.

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zoldergoose, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)

Haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)

woo! :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)

that's adorable

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)

A whale wagon

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)

Tiny whale is tiny

and in a wagon.

NIce water-age.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)

[edit] omg it's late here i have no idea what this is!

(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:12, archived)

What's going on here then?

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zoldergoose, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)

Madness i don't know ....Nightmare at Easter!

(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)

that's the horny 12 year old in the papers

and he's just impregnated that rabbit

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gravytrain, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)

haha

although I don't think his little peepee managed to generate enough friction in that junior sinkhole.

I suspect that a 'bigger boy' did it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)

BABYRABIES!

TJ: I've been offered free tickets to this: www.twelfthfloortour.co.uk/index.html

Has anyone seen it?

It doesn't look like the normal kind of normal thing I would normally go and normally see.

Should I branch out a little and enjoy life more?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)

leave it

life is exciting enough without being forced to watch hot dancers in leotards

edit: according to Tiffany Evans it's "a really powerful and sophisticated piece of dance theatre". i can't tell whether or not that guarantees nudity

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gravytrain, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)

Sold!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)

mmm i just watched the second clip down on the videos page

i'm not convinced by it if that's the best bits they can find for the trailer. it looks a bit like twats poncing around.

although i'm not the world's leading authority on contemporary dance it has to be said.

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gravytrain, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)

isn't that the very definition of 'contemporary dance'

twats poncing around

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)

i just wikipedia'd it

and apparently yes it is

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gravytrain, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)

I wouldn't normally too

but if you have the tickets, it might be worth going to see if it's a thing you might like

ps: bring ripe fruit, just in case

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)

hehe

although they'll probably make me buy my rotten tomatoes there

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:22, archived)

I'd eat it

do unto others etc :P

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)

first cunt it in the fuck

to make it tender

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)

DEMON BUNNY FOR SURE!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:22, archived)

Good morning, have a pixelninja

Yes it is a bitmap, but it's only a little bitmap...

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)

cool,you should make a whole sprite sheet

of this little guy

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:04, archived)

ninjacrab will fight him

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gravytrain, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:10, archived)

That's splendid!

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)

looks pretty good

for a multiple amputee

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)

extra limbs slow him down

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gravytrain, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)

He looks pretty badass.

As I believe people say these days.

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zoldergoose, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:10, archived)

ooooh, lovely ninja!

lovely ninja!I really should do something with these (I did have a plan but just CBA):

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)

My first forays into pixelness, I think I shall get better

I love the style very much though, and after seeing pixelVasquez there, you're my hero... =]

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)

hehe, cheers :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)

Those are awesomely awesome!

Did you make them?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)

that I did :D

I had an Aliens platform game all planned out.. Those were the first designs for sprites.. I did start to animate the alien, but lost interest; I may well start it up agian when I get time...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)

Splendid stuff

I think making a game with these would be really rewarding.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:36, archived)

sounds like a fuckin awesome idea!

i got an idea for a strategy platformer game but alas i have no talent in the relevent departments.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)

this wins the interwebs and the interwebs 2.0

it really does. :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)

'ning, it's going to be a good day- I can feel it

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:56, archived)

I've seen this before!

Goddamnit.

Edit: I'll punish you with a Dog Clooney

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:57, archived)

the word "cunt"?

yes, I'm sure you have.
'ning.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:57, archived)

have a cunting 'ning

:).

I love a good cunt in the morning

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:58, archived)

damn right,

cunt it in the fuck.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)

IT'S ALWAYS GOOD ON WEDNESDAY!!!!

(because it means that we survived n00b tuesday)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:58, archived)

everyday is Tuesday.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)

Let's not suck each others dicks just yet

I can clearly see some dead people over here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)

mumph?

sorry
*wipes*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)

a good sucking is the only reason i pop in on a wednesday morning

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gravytrain, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:12, archived)

CUNTOATS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)

I know what you mean; it does feel like it's going to be "one of those days"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)

I seem to recall seeing this picture already.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:07, archived)

what's your point?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)

have you been nawty?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)

yes

bitch is pressing charges

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)

sorry to dissapoint but I've already experienced most of wednesday

and it was shit

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)

Ning

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:49, archived)

Escher would have been proud

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:53, archived)

or possibly

mortified

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Ratsta, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)

Ooo Err....

Ning Board

* sorry if I pissed anyone off last night (I was a bit pissed and got Mod-Edited).

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:54, archived)

ooh,

what'd you do?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:56, archived)

I think I got a bit sweary!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)

where were you modded? *looks back can't find*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)

oh fucking hell

this is brilliant

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WormuIus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:55, archived)

*mindfook fwaps*

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:55, archived)

that is fucking woo, as is the "2 can chunder" one too

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)

Hahahaha

Sexist lol

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)

etch a sketch woman!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)

nicely

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)

The History of the Phone cam - part 1

The Portuguese were the pioneers of the phone cam. They struggled with portability issues.

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)

hahahhaahha, what a brilliant thing to see as I log in; top suff :D

'ningles everyone!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:30, archived)

Epic woo!

Fabulous!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:31, archived)

YAY und WOO

I believe I have a camera just like that. Sans the phone.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:33, archived)

You have a 4 foot tall duoflex? Must be hell to get film for that.

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:37, archived)

I have seven Namibian slaves to help me with that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:39, archived)

haha

fabulous

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)

top shop

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:54, archived)

Brilliant.....

*Click*

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)

wonderful idea and execution

have a large clickety click!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)

hurro!

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:09, archived)

That's what she said!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:10, archived)

Uneexpected horse!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:12, archived)

genuine lol, i love this!

/click

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:19, archived)

that's you that is.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:20, archived)

Hahaha

I read that as "unexpected item in the begging area"

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:13, archived)

I read that as "Hello Freebs, would you like a cup of coffee and a Danish Pastry?"

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:14, archived)

Good morning

Coffeeeeeeee. Precious coffee.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:19, archived)

Morning

CAKE?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:29, archived)

Oh yes!

And I also have this delicious BANANA JUICE

The pig go. Go is to the fountain. The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what? ketchup

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:34, archived)

i get this every fkin tiem with those machines

then you have to attract the attention of the troll that isnt deemed intelligent enough to push the trolleys around.

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:16, archived)

haha yes indeed!

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:19, archived)

or what about the cnts who use them to do a full basket shop?!

AND use their credit card, ANNND clubcard, ANNNNNNNND try and get a penny off for using their own bags...

GO THE A PROPER CHECKOUT YOU CNT SO I CAN GET IN AND OUT OF HERE QUICKLY

(

Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:20, archived)

or the dribbling feeble old people trying to be hip using this new technology and getting mighty confused

OR THE DIM FUCKWIT THAT CAN'T GET THE HANG OF SCANNING!!!11!11ononeoneoenoeneoneeleven

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:22, archived)

ORRRR the slag mothers who let their mong pikey kids scan every bloody item

which of course they do about 10 times and need the troll on constant stand-by.
"Oooo moi gawd Porschaaaa, like totally scan the bread or summit"

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:24, archived)

that is

pretty unexpected.

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:16, archived)

lols! \o/

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)

we can still play badminton after the inevitable zombie apocalypse

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:23, archived)

They always crawl back for another go.

Once they've regenerated and had a nice cuppa.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:32, archived)

I started writing a story about a post-zombie world where they used the zombies in factories and fed them pigs brains.

It got derailed when a friend pointed out that a zombie's prime objective is to infect other people and eating brains is only a secondary goal.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:42, archived)

no its not

a zombies prime objective is to feed and to feed at all costs....infect people ffs...thats a side effect not their objective.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:44, archived)

depending on your continuity

virus-driven zombies have a primary objective of infection because the corpse is not actually the organism with said objective. The virus/parasite is the evolutionary unit there.

All other zombies are just hungry, yes.

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:46, archived)

Fuck that virus shit

If I'm writing a zombie story it's going to be CANON.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:48, archived)

not rage virus zombies

I'm thinking Max Brooks shit, you know. Lurch and all.

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:51, archived)

I would have to agree with this assessment.

Eating does seem to be the primary goal with most
zombies that have been created so far.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:46, archived)

If that's the case, then why don't they just eat everyone?

Why would a zombie let someone go if they were only interested in eating brains?

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:47, archived)

Being from below the equator you might not know of Bill O'Reilly.

Not even a zombie would touch that arse badger.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:50, archived)

Are you kidding? If it was a movie there'd be a Bill O'Rielly zombie disprespecting everyone's brains about 10 minutes after the initial outbreak.

THIS SUPPORTS THE CONCEPT THAT ZOMBIES WANT TO REPRODUCE MORE THAN FEED.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:52, archived)

if zombies REALLY wanted to feed more than reproduce

they would eat each other.

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:56, archived)

Won't reproduce with Bill about.

He can't tell the difference between a sponge and a sandwich.
However, his desire seems unaffected by his lack of breeding skills.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:57, archived)

If that were true then there wouldn't be zombie outbreaks.

There'd just be one or maybe two if someone really tough escaped from them with only a bite or a scratch.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:49, archived)

Vector could be airborne.

The damage they do may be just an after effect.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:52, archived)

Here's my big issue: Any zombie film/story that tries to explain zombies using science is completely missing the point.

Zombies are at their scariest when you can't understand them. Zombie study is a big part of my story, but more about severing limbs and fucking with the tendons to make machines rather than trying to understand why they became zombies.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:55, archived)

this is true

ever read Death and Suffrage by Dale Bailey? Best zombie story i ever read and nobody ever explained that shit.

(also they didn't bite people, everyone who died of anything just turned into a zombie for unknown reasons - so see, you CAN mess with the canon. whatever the canon actually is, if you wanna get right down to it the canon OUGHT to be voodoo zombies which is completely different)

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:58, archived)

I know what you're saying about the voodoo zombies but that was research to validate the stories rather than the other way around.

Papa Gede doesn't have much influence outside of haiti.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:14, archived)

still

what would you consider definitive zombie canon?

Just romero? Cos like I said, he left enough gaps that you've got plenty of wiggle room.

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:24, archived)

Zombie canon is what zombie afficionados consider to be canon when it all boils down to it

I want people to truly recognise my dudes as zombies.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)

in that case

just don't make them run and you should be fine :P

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)

that would be no fun though

whole planet would be zombified in no time flat, and you couldn't have any close escapes from being eaten because just breathing the same air would kill you anyway.

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:55, archived)

all the zombie flicks I have seen , the one impulse shared by the zombies is to feed

stagger about a bit and then be shot.

not once have I seen one think about wanting to infect people...well there was that smart one from day of the dead but that was more revenge.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:56, archived)

I'm a fan of the World War Z universe

in which they do exactly that, and it's the ineffective feeding instinct that spreads zombieness, so it's an adaptive trait for the actual virus rather than the individual zombie.

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:02, archived)

As mentioned above - why don't they eat each other's brains?

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:04, archived)

because they like their food fresh

not dead.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:20, archived)

lemme tell you when a zombie goes for your throat

you don't spend very long being not dead

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:24, archived)

That would still be an exponential increase, though.

I like the idea that they eat each other, too. That would mean the oldest surviving zombies are the most aggressive, and older populations are more problematic.
...they must be able to identify and prefer fresh humans, though, or you wouldn't get the scenes with a horde of zombies all homing in on the one non-zombie.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:24, archived)

That scene won't happen.

The panic (and moral dilemma) comes from humans relying on them for free work and the zombies eventually decaying.

Also - PLAGIARISTS: I've just started writing again and this conversation has date and time stamps all over it.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:42, archived)

whilst this in no way detracts from your idea

I have read several short stories which involved elements of this plot, including the make-zombies-work-for-us thing.

Hopefully yours will elevate itself not through innovation, but through aceness.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:52, archived)

It's ok, I've been directed to short stories before

I've had my idea independently and don't want it to get sullied by other stories so I'm going to plough on.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:12, archived)

also

the whole point of zombies is the numbers. They represent inevitable mortality, and they create terror through sheer force of FUCK THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE.

The oldest/most aggressive thing is pretty much straight from the vampire section, where cunning and stuff come into play.

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:49, archived)

The idea of the story is to help people empathise with the zombies.

2 chapters were planned that were soley from the zombie protagonist. Yes, entire paragraphs were filled with "hurrrrrrrrrrrrr". It adds to the effect.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:46, archived)

As mentioned above, I don't want to change what a zombie is to suit my story, I want it to be recognised as a definitive zombie story.

THIS IS MY MAJOR SETBACK.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:50, archived)

what a zombie is was never that well defined though

there is wiggle room. I agree that if it runs fast it's not a fucking zombie, but like.

There is nothing to stop you from going "the person the zombie used to be is still in there, only whenever he tries to say please pass the sugar it comes out hurrrrr" for instance.

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:54, archived)

zombies are just chav vampires

they are bitten and as they cannot speak correctly anyway, just go hrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:57, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*chalks up a point*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:58, archived)

If I went vampire I'd just be cashing in on a shitty subculture that I don't want to encourage.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:00, archived)

Also: society wouldn't accept a bunch of factory slaves with porphyria.

If they're mindless it's not so much of an issue.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:02, archived)

true, the only good vampire stories these days

are friggin metaphorical up to here.

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:03, archived)

Awww, why ever not?

They're so cute with that "I want to die and live forever".

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:04, archived)

I wanna read a story

about vampire suicide clubs

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:06, archived)

you know

like those bunnies

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:07, archived)

I FUCKING WILL FUCKING MAKE A FUCKING FORTUNE.

Just relabel a case of baseball bats and print up instructions.

Follow these easy steps to becoming a vampire
1. Hit self with bat.
2. repeat, rinse, and apply bat until dead dead dead.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:10, archived)

no, I meant for actual vampires

it must be quite difficult to hammer a stake into your own heart, let alone cut your head off afterwards.

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:26, archived)

THANKYOU EVERYONE

This conversation has helped me sort a few things out despite my disagreeances.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)

NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE WITH EYES!

animated:
www.b3tards.com/u/4f3e520a1ba01b78eff9/toatster_sml_hi_q.gif (993kb)
biggar:
tinypic.com/view.php?pic=344e2di&s=5 (3.1 MB)
special thanks to mediocre for letting me abuse his toats.
thanks to everyone else for the giggles, and apologies to anyone i have pissed off, intentionally or otherwise

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:09, archived)

0_0

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:10, archived)

Quick and dirty.

edit:~~Just a moment and I'll edit something in...~~ LOL.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:13, archived)

i say, your cock appears capable of taking low-resolution photos!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:25, archived)

and it does low resolution sex, too

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:34, archived)

And on that note...

/edit: and of course: congrats!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:51, archived)

Haha

Ning, mediocre :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:53, archived)

Good morning

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:54, archived)

Dayshitters already? FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:54, archived)

That's right, we're taking over now

...UUUUUUCK!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:01, archived)

...

(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:03, archived)

ta.

muchly

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:03, archived)

good ning :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:04, archived)

sup mah negro

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:20, archived)

woo congrats on your 1000'th

and your nakedness :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:52, archived)

cheers!

the way i see it, i was born naked, may as well be naked on the internet...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:05, archived)

'ning

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:07, archived)

Last post for tonight!

This is a random composite the source went well together there was no real joke or point to it!

(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:36, archived)

THAT POOR PLANT IN THE FLOWERPOT HAS SOILED ITSELF

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:37, archived)

HAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:44, archived)

Alli Gee's guests knew not to try to swim or...

...smell his prized flowers. The surviving ones that is.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:50, archived)

ice ice baby too cold?????

IM AFRAID KNOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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d d, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:51, archived)

I FEAR KNOW KNOT!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:54, archived)

D-:

My whole life has been turned upside down!

www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/science/strange-but-true/profs-probings/colour_spectrum_magenta_complimentary_bizarre

Magenta isn't a real colour! MAGENTA ISN'T A REAL COLOUR!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:22, archived)

Same foolishness as last night.

www.b3ta.com/board/9193207

Also
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIE_1931_color_space

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:27, archived)

This was the first effective banning I ever did.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:30, archived)

what was the word you b&?

is it 'pramhandle'?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:31, archived)

Colour B&ing for fun and prophet.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:34, archived)

here's a real question... how do i save a filmstrip file in after effects?

i can't find it anywhere in my export options.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:37, archived)

I have never used after effects before

choose file - save as or file - export. Maybe it has more than one name.

Failing that hit F1.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:39, archived)

Is it not on the "Save As" format list in your version?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:39, archived)

No, that just wants to save it as .aep

I checked all my export options and it's not there, I understand it's .flm format, but it just plain isn't there, not even in the submenu for "image sequence." I watched my professor do it and it was awesome, now I'm wondering why this lab computer I'm at right now (running CS3 Pro) isn't allowing me to do it.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:42, archived)

My version(pre CS on Mac) save-as dialog has dropdown list with it.

They must have moved it.

edit: Might be on the output formats!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:47, archived)

The help file lists all the supported formats but FLM just plain isn't in the export menu

bollocks.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:49, archived)

Not export, render it for output. Select format for final.

livedocs.adobe.com/en_US/AfterEffects/8.0/help.html?content=WSbaf9cd7d26a2eabf53ab041041081290f-7fc6.html

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:52, archived)

I read this and didn't see that; where is "render for output?"

I don't pre-render ever, I just let it render itself on a playthrough then watch it again.

edit: wait - found it. cheers!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:57, archived)

That would be why you didn't see it.

edit: Oh, good.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:00, archived)

thanks again for that.

it's nearly 2:30 here, time for bed... goodnight all

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:26, archived)

Night, and anytime.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:31, archived)

shit. :-(

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:36, archived)

DERDERCHDEDDLERDER

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:24, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:50, archived)

the heat is on the streets right well not like that so please when you walk into the dominion of the dragon pull your pants up before you curse his headache to die before it looses its virginity

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d d, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:52, archived)

okay one last found photo and I'm off home to watch Charlie Sheen

www.flickr.com/photos/thedamnmushroom/2920942520/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:56, archived)

Food icon transvestite travesty.

Nite Hare.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)

i have found this:

www.uncensored.ws/game/orchestrated-death
and it's keeping me suitably amused

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)

hamburger war my son died for french fries in the far off land of _________

(

d d, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:01, archived)

I HOPE HE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:30, archived)

can it be...

...nevermind.

it's all gone quiet over here...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:35, archived)

And it's only 5:30am.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:38, archived)

It's 9:30pm here in British Columbia!

(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:41, archived)

Then you should be at the pub. Gosh!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:44, archived)

9:55pm now.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:55, archived)

4:45pm in Sydney

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:45, archived)

AN HOUR LATER AND IT'S 6:30.

I GOTTA BE UP IN 3.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:35, archived)

well go and make some noise!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:45, archived)

That Croc's name is Steve Irwin

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:44, archived)

steve was a good guy i miss his show!

(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:46, archived)

I didn't watch it, but he was a good bloke

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:48, archived)

it's like iron maiden (i think) said;

only the good die young...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:50, archived)

billy joel.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:04, archived)

is he dead?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:09, archived)

no he just did the song only the good die young.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:15, archived)

oh, right.

is that why he's still alive, then?

a mate went to see him live and peter kay was sat in front of him, so he missed a good part of the show as most of the the audience were trying to get peter kay's autograph

edit: iron maiden did only the good die young. not sure if it's the same song though...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q39oilBxZw

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:25, archived)

curse multiple songs with the same title :S

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:35, archived)

Stay pretty!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:44, archived)

almost time for a new thread...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:54, archived)

OH NOES!!!

Go for it. I'm typing code at the moment, but
I'll join in if there is something wagonish up.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:58, archived)

I worked with someone that punched him in the face once. Steve thanked him the next day.

Steve had been drinking and was about to cheat on his wife.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:42, archived)

RD2TOOL

(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:51, archived)

are those meant to be claws or dildos

i can't tell

(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:05, archived)

more like steve dead of something gay

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d d, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:54, archived)

does it have a kid in it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:49, archived)

a mitzfah for you and god and jesus to suck the blood out of your kitchen sink

otherwise: yes

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d d, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:51, archived)

Yes it does. The croc swam all the way from Nth Queensland to where he is now. The kid was a stowaway.

He got eaten because he couldn't pay the full fare

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:53, archived)

man if i had a nickle for everytime

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d d, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:54, archived)

IT'S THE SAME NICKLE

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:16, archived)

jewi sh

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d d, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:50, archived)

Someone mentioned a Bear fucking a Squid, well here it is...

Bear is a bit of a twat sometimes

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:15, archived)

Bear is jerk.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)

PWND DANCE!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)

BEAR GENITALIA!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:18, archived)

Twat Bear is a twat.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)

Squid life. Squid wife. It ain't easy being a horny green octopy.

PS- art!

ppppppsssss- Dance! whrb.org/streams/whrb2.m3u

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:20, archived)

that squid asked for it.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:26, archived)

CHECK IT

www.flickr.com/groups/bortuskleer/pool/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:34, archived)

THIS IS FUN!

Some nice stuff in there.
www.flickr.com/photos/veganbear1/2418742344/in/pool-bortuskleer
May be my fav.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:36, archived)

Look it's the rand!

Ne ace of ina!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:39, archived)

haha!

group is a goodgroup.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:42, archived)

TIME TO LOWER THE TONE

www.flickr.com/photos/thedamnmushroom/2947607766/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:57, archived)

I HAS ASS HAT!

SMELLS A BIT, LOOKS FUNNY, BUT AM WARM.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)

OH, SO PRETTY

www.flickr.com/photos/thedamnmushroom/2073387432/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:12, archived)

Eeek!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:23, archived)

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:49, archived)

heh, i like it.

i've bumped into the guy who runs it here and there on flickr but hadn't seen that group.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:37, archived)

more street art for you

www.flickr.com/photos/thedamnmushroom/1566340619/

(though it's not cubism)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:20, archived)

That's a good one.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:47, archived)

Nice location, great view, easy parking

Smug prick, hoorah!

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:10, archived)

WHERE'S YOUR CROISSANT AND FULL HEAD OF HAIR NOW SMUG MAN?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:11, archived)

I have no idea who this is.

But I can say I would attach a rabid goat to him.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:12, archived)

he a cockknocker of teh highest order

anti ris = www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1147582/Location-Location-host-Phil-Spencers-property-firm-goes-bust.html

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:15, archived)

Ah, I see.

Two, two rabid and horny rams then.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:20, archived)

ho ho!

funny, I was sniggering at this picture earlier:
www.b3ta.com/board/9195354

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:27, archived)

i had no idea who he was until you clarified, but now i hate him.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:27, archived)

I didn't know who he was, but he sure looks like a smug bastard

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:51, archived)

my first thought was Tony Blair

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)

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