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# oh hello there


/work in progess zbushery
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I just posted this!
(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# what a co-inkydink
liar :)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# thats really ace!
i fancy trying zbrush.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# it's ace so long as you didn't want to export the models to other programs
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# or want to use a logical workflow
I keep going between Mudbox for ease of use and ZBrush for shininess, still ahven't made my mind up which is best
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# i'll have to see if i cant get
a demo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# hmm i must try mudbox
i hear good things
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# *pretends to be technically graphically minded*
Well the gubbins in iWeasil is vastly combobulated in the intergration with sequins between Virtual Sprout and Shabby Otter v2!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Chimera?....from resistance2
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# not deliberately
i will post the finished thing when it's done
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Have you started your job yet, Prod?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# yup 2nd week :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Cool
So, important questions.
1. Do they have free biccies with the tea?
2. Do they buy decent tea/coffee?
3. Er
4. Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I remember I worked for Autodesk about 10 years ago
We got free lunch stuff, free coffee, tea and free beer, wine and takeaway every Friday.:)
It was also a casual office and you could bring your pets into work.
The first I knew about the latter was when a dog planked it's head on my lap under the table in my office.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
#
1. No..but they have a cheap snack machine
2. Don't know..but they have a cheap drinks machine
3. I do that most of the day
4. Yes!....better than the dole.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# congrats :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# ta :)
they have a nasty internet policy though...
everything I post is logged,
anything I upload to the internet is theirs. :(

it must make some baffling reading for them though :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# ha ha ha
and how on Earth can they claim ownership of anything you upload..? It's flippin daylight robbery that it.

I'm not sure what the policy here is... perhaps they're listening to me right now...

ssshhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
# urgh it's more paranoia that I send details to other travel places

not that I'd do that anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I know I say "Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!" way too much, but I think it applies this time!
utterly brilliant stuff, sir, and creepy to boot!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# spamgig yjsgljdxfb
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# uh-oh, has anyone got any Magic-tape and superglue? Freebs is broken again....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Reminds me of someone....


...sorry Vag
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Hmm
It is not going to come out pretty is it?
Perhaps give it some udders so at least it can be milked.
AND A BLONDE WIG!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# That's pretty cool
and pretty scary
and pretty pretty in a weird sort of way.

Lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# this is pretty
in a very non p[retty way

excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:08, archived)
# LOVE ME
(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# *loves*
*twice*
*in each hole*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Plug from Bash St Kids?




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
#
*loves*
*twice*
*in each hole*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I'm dead sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# In the event of a fire:


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Why is it always monochrome in your pictures?
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Monochrome?
It's meant to have a hint of putrefying green!

Thanks for the love!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# why pictures is staircase reign
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# In case of fire...make it rain?


Woo as per.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# In case of rain
Break out camera and take pix in the hope of getting some sort of film noir/graphic novel-type stuff.

Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# mmm I need a ciggy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Smoking's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Nice Staircase, sir
Like that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Thank you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# :D
a friend of mine bought a Camera from his uncles 'antique' shop... when he got it home he discovered it had a film in it... which ended up mixed in with his own rolls of film and eventually got process. The film contained pictures of fire escapes from various angles and 3 pictures of the seediest looking woman I've ever seen, clear post-coitus, lounging on the couch she appears to be dossing on, fag in hand, jeans open at the zip.

My friend is now unsure as to whether his uncle has a woman on the side.

The end.

Night night children.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# But did they live happily ever after?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# The worst this is he says that he found all these pictures of fire escapes
and I'm thinking; weirdo! Then heard about seedy ladywoman and go 'phew!'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# You can't help it
as you are just a mere man.
I was just reading your thread down there *points* and got a bit enraged.
If it were the other way around (man patronising woman) there'd be a bloody outcry.
Those types of adverts are WRONG and I fear a massive backlash one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Yeah I'm a masculinist.
I'm fighting for equal rights for men!

I'm male, straight, white, in my thirties, single and middle class.
You can't get much more discriminated on than that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
# ...
is your friend really you?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
#
friend uncle.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Why? Does he want a go?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I don't know whether to be
Aroused or disturbed by this?

I think I'll have to have another cry-wank now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# In event of fire, wait patiently, then take pictures of water from firehoses in place of rain :)
I think this pic would make a tricky puzzle :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# It would make a tricky puzzle.
Not to mention heavy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# why are your pictures always solarised?
wooyaywoo
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Evolution of the common garden snail - Mollusc Dysonicus

Inspired by my sugestion for an Image Challenge 3 weeks ago
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post360396
YouTube version www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilMq-HYN4Mo
and now for the "nice work Sheep" comments......
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# nice work sheep
rather good that
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# hehe I was thinking that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Aces!
Nice work Sheep! ;)

Voted for the compo too! Sounds interesting!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Hahaha
personally I welcome our new snail overlords.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Sheep?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# nice work monkey boy :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# hehe nice
my bloody snails laid about 5,000,000 eggs in the last week :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# You have snails?
Please tell me they are Giant African Land ones!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Sod that!
Please tell me they're Giant African Sky ones!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# yes they are
about 20 of them!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Nothing prepares you for the horrendous experience of crushing a snail barefooted!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Must have taken you yonks to count them!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# i have a special egg counter
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# So you going to try and sell snail caviar to Tescos?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# now theres a plan
they are frozen in my freezer at the moment!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Do you have any neighbours you don't like
Who you'd like to make ammends to with a nice pie?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
# You counted them?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# yep
i was so bored! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# are you having them poached or fried?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# fried!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Nice wank, sheep.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Nice work, sheep!

TOAS (Text on a Scientist) for Toast!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahaahahahahahaha
also, he clearly has a massive left hand
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Needs more definitely is no god.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Peehs krow ecin!
top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# You're not nearly smug and bad acting enough to be Sheep!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:59, archived)
# bah don't get in the way.. that'll make me sheep the third :P
but lovely work.. also fantabulous optimization skills.

I guess the background stays static and the you moving is the only new image to it?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 6:21, archived)
# Happy Cock Tuesday
* Image unrelated
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Shopped Pics Only please....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# He didn't even take the photo.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Hubble did
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I just remembered this

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Dad?
Is that you?
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Thumbman lives on!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# was he stung by a bee, or did he eat some peanuts? Either way, he needs some antihistamines, quick!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# JESUS
(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I always figured he'd be darker and thinner.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Not enough beard.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# You love it, you fatface
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# mwahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I bring you: the regherkintator


Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I work just there.
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I doss on the internet just there.
*mashes keyboard*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*avoids St Marys Axe for the next month*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Don't be sorry,
It's a grim end of town.

Nice pic, btw....

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Hahaha
what an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Chunderful!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# BBC chiefs attempt to lighten the horrifying image
of the new CBeebies presenter in response to the (at least 3) complaints from
Daily Mail readers (the precious little kiddiewinkles are terrified don't you know!).....



Why would kids be scared of her? She's only got one arm missing FFS.
Quick & dirty - apologies if it's bindun.
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# what was wrong with the cactus?

bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha.
I know she must be used to stares but the amount of fucktards being hateful towards her, she must have been in tears. Hateful fuckers!
She should do a benefit show on that Channel with Heather Mills.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Heather Mills has don no favours to the other members of the amputee community
well done the bbc for hiring her I say.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# ^this^
Also, would.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# hahaha
i love the pirate one.

Still think the terminator one is scareh though!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# the only thing that annoys me about her
is that she doesn't have a robot arm grafted onto the stump.

I would have fucking loved that as a wee small kiddy
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# My thoughts exactly!
and just imagine how many robot arms the BBC would be able sell around Christmas time, the next big thing in the playground for 2010!
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# bindun
www.dannychoo.com/detail/mac/eng/image/14821/Japanese+Terminator+Punch.html
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# WOW!
I NEED one of those!
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# This is AWESOME
*buys*

*shoots at daughter*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# hateful, horrible people bringing up children in their own image
I think the lass deserves a public apology from every one of the fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# or at least shake her hand
Ah the 7:05 to Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
# bet none of the kids are
but the parents think it's more PC to say their kids are scared than grown adults who should know better.


shouldn't be an issue at all.

nice pics though :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# lol!
The missus pointed this out to me; Jobsworth and Stumpy are nowhere near as good as the previous two presenters. And that's what I'll teach to my daughter :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] A fun game for 'Dads'...


this is my first post under a 1000000 KB...
(B3tan_egg and him were buddies.., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha
That's lemon entry my dear Watson.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# yay lemon puns :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I went to a children's story time on Sunday
and I saw the real morph!



(also Wallace and Gromit and some others, although I liked this a lot:

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# yays
That's one hell of a bottle of popppers they've got there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Ooooh! Lovely!
I believe Madridiot, of Some Grey Bloke fame, actually did some of the morph episodes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# What is that?
Is it like a wall hanging that you can move the face around?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# The first one is the face
the remainder are replaceable mouths to sort out the lip syncing.

Of course, some cunt has stolen one of the mouths.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# for you being such a massive cunt, I'm quite envious
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# this looks familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Actually, this is the original.
/cross posting whore.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# what is the masky thing from?
all very lovely
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# No idea.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Splendid
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Must have bindun?
But here you go...
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# you need total concentwation
this is not a chawade
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# pffh he couldn't even fight off a headache with asprin
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# This.
I met Bruce Lee in the pub the other day. Cunt was looking at my bird so I dropped him like a spud.

Fucking weedy little cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# You wander round dropping potatoes?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Of course.
What the bloody hell do YOU do, Sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
# fondle carrots.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Nooo
He was given the Death Touch, which disrupted his internal organs, because he was about to expose the connection between the Reptilian Shapeshifting Triads and Dairylea Triangles.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I never trusted those cows!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Smug twat
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# You read last July's Viz
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# no way?
Bollocks, cancel that then.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Ashley that one was
"YOU can make me rich".

But I appreciate the good thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# amended now
of course it now makes no sense.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# not as good as his first book "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME"
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I thought that was that theo pro-foetus (or whatever his name is) guy for a second :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# him off of
Dragons Den?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# that would be the one
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# OK dispand all advertising companies. I have a template that can be applied to every advert out there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Nah.
We tried that - it didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# You are male
therefore not good enough to succeed!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# My last review would beg to differ.
*smugs all over the place*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# was it made by missus Gruntfuttock?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Thereby hangs a tale.
But not one I'm sharing here.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Can you come over to Germany and sort out the TV advertising here?
It's terribly 80's - in a bad way.

Toothpaste=Men in white coats and glasses standing in front of sciency things and charts
Yoghurt=Women explaing how they buy it for their children because it makes them shit
Beer=Laughing groups of vacant-faced 20 somethings enjoying gentle social gatherings
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I get the right royal *fear*
whenever I go to any of the german offices. I expect bad 'wacka-wacka' porn soundtracks over everything they do.

Poor deluded fools.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# The best way to disagree with a German
is to ask them who won the fucking war anyway.

They think that's hilarious and novel.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I'm at a bit of a disadvantage there...
My native land was rather seriously occupied/bombed to fuck during the war, so that approach rather falls down.

I like the sentiment, though.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# In which case, offer them a blowjob
Then bare your teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I'd really rather not,
if that's at all possible.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# If you don't I swear to god I'll do The Bad Thing again
And it will be YOUR fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# *watches*
*gets bored and goes for a cup of tea*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# The most time I spend shouting at the TV is when the German adverts come on
Partly also because they have the volume so loud (usually about twice as loud as the programme).

And they last forever. In the UK you have time for a pee and make a quick cuppa. In Germany you could give birth and watch baby's first steps in the commercial breaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# With regards to the volume thing,
that proper pisses me off!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Check this out
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DJ2i01L_xY

Advert for price comparison website.

First part with the woman:

"Do you know where to get cheaper mp3 players? Would you like to know? At billiger.de - the big price comparison on the Internet."

I HATE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# as my father always described them:
Wilhelm Kostengunstig*

*Billy Billig
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# :D hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# they do the loud advert crap here too
"OH LOOK THE ADVERT IS LOUD! I MUST BUY THIS PRODUCT THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE OTHERWISE NOTICED IF IT WAS AT A SANE VOLUME"

the shites
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Yes
The fact that they are making me want to push white hot knives in my ears and get me reaching for the mute button is a sales technique I am unfamiliar with
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# It worked for <insert name of large swiss-based instant coffee manufacturer here>
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Bless 'em RTL and Pro-Sieben (and a couple of others I can't recall)
were responsible for outlawing the video technology that allowed german VCR units be able to skip adverts when recording.

Cheeky feckers.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Yes, they are the 2 biggest culprits in LOUD AND SHIT ADVERTS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# ITV saturday night
is 5 decibels louder than the rest of the week.

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# yet another reason for disabling that channel
to prevent accidental viewing.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Don't think so.
If 3dB SPL is the smallest incrimental increase in volume a person can detect, 5 is not a very large increase at all. I'd say probably about 10.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQktvsomrC8
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# *loads shotgun*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I really fucking have those sodding adverts!
Laters in a long line of offenders is the new Sainsburys one.
I'm a woman and look what a wonderful, resourceful mother I am
I'm man I'm too cuch of a fucktard to find my phone and have a gay ringtone. Look I've just screwed up all my wife's hard work.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# he'll no doubt get angry about it and punch her in the eyes later
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
#
punch cum.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# This, but you also have to come up with some bollocks sciency-sounding secret ingredient every time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# hehehehehe
i met a woman once, she was very soft.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# It was a statue though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# yeh, it was shit
i had to blow the bloody thing up myself and everything, and the seams, oh! how they chaff my skin
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I KNEW A WOMAN ONCE
SHE DIED.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# You are meant to leave airholes in the box you know?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I endorse this thinking
As Mrs Vagabond owns my balls, and keeps them in a jar, by the bed.

In resentment, I create adverts for hair products, and deliberately patronise her. Obviously, being a woman, she is fucking thick and understands nothing other than romance novels, so I use terms like "Strengthulum" because she'll vaguely recognise it from the word "Strength" but will be utterly bamboozled - yet simultaneously impressed - by the perceived Latin form of the word, and so will think the product too detailed for her to understand, but ultimately trustworthy, as it is clearly manufactured by people cleverer than her (ie - people who know "Latin").
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# SEXIST!!!! SHUN HIM!:O
everyone knows you can't be sexist against men!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# It does really piss me off the whole emasculated man thing
Man as comedy foil - ho ho ho look at the weedy man trying to do the cleaning! Look at the inept man trying to manage the kids! Look at the stupid man being beaten at his own game (ie - a computer game) by a woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Yeah
It makes me cry into my pinny!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I hope that man has a Lancashire accent
just to add the traditional comic touch.
So true, so woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# see, the thing about women is, well, I just don't understand!
HAHAHAHA

see what I did there?


:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# this only works on cleaning products
I think
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Oh no.
Man: Oh noes the dog has been injured. We're going to have to abandon him on a motorway as we can't afford the vets fees as we are poor and from the North.
Woman: Oh silly man, I am trim and spent the mortgage on my gleaming white teeth and you are scruffy and are infertile. I remembered it buy Fidocar pet insurance. You shall fumble to change a light bulb as I glide majestically down the street flashing my £10,000 smile.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# And I shall rant about energy savings in my comedy Northern accent
while my sensible, non-ranty wife shall mock me for not realising we have energy-saving lightbulbs, which I probably would have paid for and installed in the first place if I wasn't so generically clumsy in a manly way.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# exactly
There fucking everywhere and the only function I can see they have it to destroy a familys strong male roll and replacing it with various corporate ones just to sell more produce.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I suspect they're taking the easy route of protagonist and antagonist
They can't both be right, where's the educational message in that?

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Hahhahahah!
is that an aging Courtney Cox?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# You pay her enough
She'll be anyone you want her to be.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I have £3.36 in change, a $5 note, two squishy blueberries, a half full box of smints and some serviettes from Starbucks.
what will that get me?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Helen Keller.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# a kiss at christmas
probably.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# If you could kindly...


do your worst...

Generous B3tards

(I helped save b3ta! RANCID TESTICLE I AM GALACTUS, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# here you FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# OK
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FUCKMUNCH AND GET FUCKED...

...please
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I'm sensing a little animosity here...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Why am I looking at your fucking ugly blurred face?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
#
www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com

Please learn to take a decent picture first.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# ALL TOGETHER NOW
DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU
WE ARE NOT YOUR PHOTOSHOPPING BITCHES
DOT COM
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# *chants*

DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU DOT WHAT ARE WE YOUR PHOTOSHOPPING BITCHES DOT COM

innit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I think nature/God has already done its/his/her worst
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Pfft!
True dat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# ^--- This
you sire made me laugh out loud
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# hahahaha
And may I add to the OP.. COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I
Don't want to leave anything to chance.
(I helped save b3ta! RANCID TESTICLE I AM GALACTUS, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Its a fucking mess
without touching it.


Poor bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Why would I want to shop a picture of Shrek?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
#
(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# WINNAH!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
#
(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Strangely, I find both of these more attractive than the original
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# That's because people generally find symmetrical faces more attractive

SCIENCEFAX
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Isn't the 2nd one DaveW27?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# You bastard cunt!

Mouthfull of tea + monitor

That tea was expensive!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# First flush, eh? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I would if it was in focus
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaha makes me smile every time!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# So does this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# This simply wins.
every time.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# oh dear!
and i bet you wonder why the girls/boys at school won't play kiss chase with you.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
We like the moon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# haha
in a nutshell
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I didn't spend minutes of my life just to learn photoshop for other peoples benefit.
Actually, I did, but that's not the point.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# there. what do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# pffft at its simplicity
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7400137
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# DETECTIVE'D!
(__, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I never forget a face
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Fucking hell - talk about obsessed
Oi, Hitler boy. Just tell him you lurve him
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Thu 12 Jul 2007?
Is that the ONLY photograph he owns?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Heavy Bananas
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
click
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# HE'S GONNA BLOW HIS GUSSET!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahhah WTF?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# hhnnnnnnnnn

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Jesus! Is it the Texas Chainsaw Massacre family?
Where's grandpappy?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Heavy bananas are heavy, and bananas
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
#


Click for bigger (198 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Ha!
I still love this :D

How do sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I do shit.
can't shake this flu which seems to alternate between "oh I think I'm finally feeling better" to "oh god kill me now"
And it's getting on my tits.
I've just got out of bed to take more drugs and I think I'll just get back in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Fuck off.
How does "Fuck off" strike you?

I mean - really? Do we appear to be your personal fucking photoshop bitches, ready to do your every fucking command, cunt?

Do I look like I have masters? Do you think you're one of them? Really? FUCKING DO YOU?

EDIT: And thanks for knocking my stuff off the board, CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Look like you've beated us to it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# oh deary deary me...
I thought the fuckheads were back in their creches this week?


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# what Dixon said..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Would you mind running onto my fist? I'm rather busy...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# erm.. okie dokie.


Click for bigger (178 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# WOULD!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# oh christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# mmm, cool, clear, refreshing....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
#

Disclaimer: not mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# blimey!
reminds me of Old Boy...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# only bit of the film I didn't like

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)
# O_O + :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# =
8+D

...yes
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# heh!
*click*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# O_o
That made my starfish clench
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# wow.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# genius toastie :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# jumpin' jeebus on a trampoline.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# you make things that are of the good
on the plus side the live squid eating and the twist in the tale were not part of the original manga.. so they wont be in the remake.


hate to think what spielberg is going to add to it though.. :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Blimey!
Only just seen this...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)
# this is why i won't eat sushi
i need to know it's definitely dead, and only cooking can ensure that.

nice one chief
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Those "Food Critics" on Masterchef, not Greg and whatsisname, those 3 poncy twats they brought in for the semi finals
One of them eats his fish, complains it's undercooked and says "is the chef trying to kill me"

SUSHI IS RAW FISH

I hated them all, from the fat Evening Standard food writer who had nothing to say except "mmm, that's nice" to the poncy hessian-knickered wearing bitch who thought she had to be bitchy and distainful about everything.

*breathes*

IT'S WAN TAFF COMPETITION
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I quite like Jay Rayner myself,
but I agree about that woman. She looks like she has been smacked in the face with a shovel after eating a 10 course meal of bees and wasps.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Isn't she called Fay Maschler or some such?
evil witch that she is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# cthulhu lessers!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# hahahahah, Guy Fleegman: "Oh no... That's not right....."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# tentacle squid rape!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I've had her
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# its made by a crisps company :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I understand this 'cos I lived in Dublin once :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# you have tayto in britain too dont you?
tastes a bit different and the tayto man logo is more jolly
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Pffft, we might well do I have actually no idea
All I know is that it was pretty much all you could get in Dublin.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# hahahahahahh! brill, bobs!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# hehe :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# SEGA!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Compo fail! Spec was Wii:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone must have done this already
But because I couldn't find it:
(LargePig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Wii dices game
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Fantastic!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Robbie Walliams
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# gaaaah!
Hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# hairy rape time
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahah
That's a *click* sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Cheers ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Pleasure sir!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Gah!
Also, I was considering doing a "Wii are the champignons" compo entry, but I'll spare you all the horror.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Yes, like that, but CHAMPIGNONS, as in mushrooms
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Yeah I knew that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# William's looking a little gaunt there
is that my coat....?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Holy Buggering Salamanders™! KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Chacun a son gout? Pretentious cockhamster.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# how remiss of me
splendid stuff sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] The Fritzl Maze

Wife's Idea
(sunray18, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Richard O'Goody!
Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# You married Jade Goodie?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# 'the fritzl maze' hahahahaha
quality!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I still don't understand how he got away with that
I mean he built a dungeon ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# now that's some proper use of the term 'ffs'

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Yeah but he did have planning permission.
If memory serves correctly he got planning permission for a fall out shelter. After it was all done and approved he then extended it out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Clever bastard
*gets permission*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# HAHAHA!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8McKX8t1BA
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# arf
I loved Adam and Joe
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# O_o

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# HAHAahaa
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# haha
wasn't this front paged?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# nope, but thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# why not?!
This place confuses me sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Sorry Jessie
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# hahaha
That's no moon!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
ABE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# OH FUCK!
IS IT ABE OR AKBAR. FIGHT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
#
argh poll fail

What is that web poll site?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Don't... it's a trap!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# ITS A TARP
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I use
this now since the other site went down
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Oh yes
Abe or Akbar?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# hahahha, holy shit, yes!
in other news gog.com have just released the old oddworld games; I'm not sure if it's worth it....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Hello.
-Hello.
Follow me.
-Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# *farts*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Hahah!
That's great.

Also, I love the effect of the compression on the wall/glass/shirt!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I dont see you squeeeing though :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Whoops!
SQUEEE

Edit: CLASSIFIED. Move along
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I use them,
but shhhh its a SEECRIT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# "Once the shield is down, the cruisers will create a perimeter, whilst our fighters fly into the superstructure and attempt to knockout the main reactor"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Thut things operationull!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# WE CAN'T REPEL FIREPOWER OF THAT MAGNITUDE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# IT'S A FLAP!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# :D FLAPFLAPFALP
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# "These new chairs are fuckin' MIGHTY!"
Sorry, I got a copy of 'Geordie Star Wars'...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# hahahaaaaargh
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# hehehe
nice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Hahaha reminds me of

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# hahah

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# hahahah
OH HAI THAR MR. THATCHER
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# EEP

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# MRRRMLRRRRMALRRRM
is the noise I hear in my head whilst lookng at this. Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# 'shopped images only, please.
(well, someone had to say it)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)

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