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# oohohohho aaah a ahaha hah aaha aahahaa *splat*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Ewww.
I've just won QOTW with my pun. It's scientifically proven to be the best one ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Lnkage?
I just checked your profile, read the pub story before realising it didn't say pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# You might have warned me how far I'd have to scroll
*achey fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# not with the Hans that do dishes pun shoe-oily?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# You'll have to share first place...
... with the 27 other people who've posted it.


/Really, really terrible QotW.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Bollocks.
Well, I bet they didn't do as good a job of telling it as me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# That goes without saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# All the best puns can be found in epic punfights on /board
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I'm tempted to agree.
Pooflake's QotW puns are inspired, as are those of a few other regulars - but for sheer cumulation, /board wins hands-down.

And you can't just have "puns" as a topic. You need something from which to craft them.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# That's been my favourite joke for years.
I pad it out a bit more to lengthen the suspense
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Precisely this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Um, it doesn't even fit the fairy liquid jingle
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Although it fits better than the scooter abomination they've got going on at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Link? Please?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Doesn't seem to be part of the internets.
But it always seems to be on ITV between 7 and 8
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# It won't work. Look at QOTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# poo monkey
yay
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# NO NO NO!
throw banana
eat poo

tut tut!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# :D
It has the deranged look of a monkey about to rip it's owner's friend's face and hands off.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# hahahaha
where can I buy this?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Warped


Click for bigger (101 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# WASP!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# The band?
I've seen them, although I only remember about 2 minutes of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# That's very pretty indeed.
Quite Dennis the Menacy too, which can only be a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# thanksy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# This is aceness
and also woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# :D thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# ace
have some snout
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# stuff it you nerk
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# naff off!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# mmmm, Ronnie Barker, why did he have to die, why???
Why couldn't it have been Ronnie Corbett
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I used to think the same
I must be getting old cos I've started to really like Corbett now.

I think he's very underated just because Barker was such a god
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I loved both the Ronnies...
...Corbett was great on his own. The big letdown was Ernie Wise to the fabulous Eric Morecombe! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# To be fair, although Barker is my comedy hero, Corbett proved very effective in many 2R sketches
a perfect foil at times for Barker's wordplay, and he is a charming person (have met him at Cromer) with a wicked wit.

Still, I know what you mean, tis a sad loss.

nevermind, have some Barker genius...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf6FRtmZewg

/my fave sketch
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# 'mmmmm Ronnie Barker'
is not something I ever expected you to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# As we are on a Ronnie Barker thing....
b3ta.com/board/9237984

Tres woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Ooh loverly Sushi!
WOO back to you sirrah! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] In some ways, they suffered the most from budget cuts...


Click for the full thing
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# raised a smile
over here :D
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Perhaps the Stig could try and eat various sandwiches in the quickest time
top of the leaderboard so far: Cheese and pickle!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# or play with a Scalextric
I've not written that in years, spelling is right?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Scalextric
Scalecstric
Scaleckstrix
Scalene Triangle
Limescale
LIMES!

err... I think you were right with the first one...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# He looks like that girl out of Lazy Town.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# God-awful nu-metal band that sang about a revolving door?
EDIT:

Ninja skills!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# close...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I've won alcohol dancing to that song that they nicked off the Chilis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# You mean Butterfly?
I'd pay to see that as long as the sound was off.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Aye, that's the one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# =)
And err...

Your sig...


err...?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# No no no, Hammond is the creepy uncle who is probably a paedo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# So you're saying he looks less creepy in a pink wig?
...

...

*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# no, that is his child catching gear
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# They'd see him coming from miles around!
insert innuendo of choice...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# :D Nice wan, Doomy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Danke
it had to happen sooner or later!

Today I am mostly listening to:

Where we, as employees stand if the company liquidates. It's sobering and I shouldr eally be listening properly instead making things for this place...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# :( That's less fun than Cat Power and Lords.
Any new music projects in the works?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Have I shown you...
Loop: See Loop?

That's my messing around with synths when no-one's looking in work. Some is more pop, some is more soundscape...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# You haven't. I'll have a cheeky little listen.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# It is odd, I hope you like odd.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Well duuuuuhr.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
I may have said that knowingly...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# can i, can i, pleez
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# i Can Dee?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# That is one sexy cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# that cat looks so pissed off there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# ace :)
what happened to the printer?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Thats Luvely
How can they tell the denziens apart though?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I'll look after them!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Awww!
The denizen on her head is trying to look down her top!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# denizens and squits!
art has the coolest family ever :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Not to mention the coolest house
All those tunnels and secret bunkers under there.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
In other news, does anyone here know what a Pressure Jump machine is?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# some kind of trampoline?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# A fat person jumping on a semi-filled inflatable
with someone on the other end of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# a parachute simulator?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# a pogo stick?
dammit man I NEED TO KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# In relation to biology?
It shortens reaction time, or something.

Been a long time since I was in a lab.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Hehe...
I like the idea of the 'Denizen Tunnels'.
How would Foxtons describe those....?

*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I wish I knew people who were that happy all the time.
Or maybe that would get tiring... No, I think I'd cope.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that's what children are
and people with certain learning disabilities.
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# They just ge better and better
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Work in progress...


Click for bigger (197 kb)
(bob-geldof, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Meka-Godzilla says "Nyom!"
And Watchmen is out today...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I will wait until it is finished,
cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# For Lou.

slightly bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# This reminds me of the Ministary of Truth from Morrowind
which alone earns it a mighty *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Wacky levitation is the only thing lacking from Oblivion.
Which is taking up even more of my time than all this b3ta bollocks these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Play Fallout 3
It fixes most of what was bad about Oblivion (apart from levitation of course).
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# It's in the queue!
Just Bioshock & Fable II to get through before I finally reach Fallout 3...

*only got the x360 a coupla weeks ago*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Oh boy are you in for a treat
Bioshock is brilliant :D

(can't speak for fable as ive never played it)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Ta for the *click*!
What's Morrowind?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# PC/XBOX rpg that was before oblivion (made by the same people)
bloody brilliant it is too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Aha - all is clear now.
Well, that bit is, anyhow.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Great.
Now we need a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# You shouldn't have pressed that button.
I told you about that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# You shouldn't have told me not to.
It's the best way to get someone to do something.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# don't not do what he doesn't tell you not to say
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# But that's what he thought I wanted him to think I shouldn't have not said.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# stop trying to confuse me with your logic
science boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Ah, but I wouldn't have been able to take the photo then, would I?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# This is, as ever, a good point.
*zips up*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# is it not conventional to retract one's penis
into the warm confines of the inside of one's pantaloons before doing up the zip?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I recognise all of those words ...
But I have no idea WHAT you just wrote.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# divvn't trap yer bobbie in yer fly!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Oh Johnny! You and your curious little dialect!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# wow!
incredible, yet again.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Thanks, Dr B!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Right you
if you don't stop being so fucking good with these things we'll make you post them on a proper board.

If you could please recreate that in oils I will pay you elenty hundred mazoolas for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Oil Paints I leave to the talented people like the honourable Mr Freebs...
Who does that kind of thing mightily well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# aww -thank you
oh... you said lou
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Caught you out, there - eh?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Are you trying to hit on me with these sexy pictures?
mega woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# *schmoozes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I'm easy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# like Sunday morning
ahh ahh ahh ahhhhhhhhh?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# First picture of the
the rubiks mind fuck...

edit: woo
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# hehe...
That'd be a bastard to do.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# That's excellent!
*is on the phone to IT*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# tell them to
SUDO do what you say - they'll crack up :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# They're gone now.
Hopefully I'll get a call in a few minutes. That'd be nice, I was meant to go for a cigarette ages ago.

I FUCKING HATE BEING A MANAGER.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# But you're so sexeh with it, pickle...
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Hmph. I hate it.
I don't want to be forced by contract to give a shit about people when I patently can't bring myself to.

*grumblegrumble*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# *soothes with nice things*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Have you tried switching it off and then on again?
/our bloody IT department blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Yes, both of them, and I've tried fixing it myself both there and from here
it's all a big load of soft-phone-shittitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# lob the bag o' shite out the window -
get all rock 'n' roll on it's ass!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I'm glad you're not my sysadmin department
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# So am I!
Those days are long since gone....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# this reminds me of the 4 dimensional rubiks cube
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# With added RSI, yes?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# MORNOS?
I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Bloody nora, these are spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Thank you, Mr Mind!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# That the new BBC logo?
You talented fecker
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# That's a gig I'd be happy to land*
Either that or the bloody EuroMillions tonight.

Ta, Guv'nor!

Edit: *I seem to recall Lambie Nairn were still doing most of the Channel Branding for BBC. They still do the '2's for BBC2, I think. They get paid bucket-loads for it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I like this more than a lot of other things
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# In that case, I am pleased.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Modern technology

Click for 200+ more doofers.

Helping you avoid communicating with anyone, 24/7.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# the bastards never returns your calls
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# They do mine.
Constantly.

I ended up on tablets.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# but then I don't like religion in any form
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I'd stop phoning 'em, then.
They'll only wind you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# How about naked sexy religion?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# it's a religion, which means you have to become a sheep
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Furries have their own religion now?
Is the priest dressed up as a wolf?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Orlando ............BOOM!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# way-oh
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# ha ha
never noticed his double chin before... but then it has been hiding
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# ace...


I wish he would do that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# This.
Especially when he played Legoland in that film about wizards.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha
don't dis the 'rings
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# more wooden then plastic
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# best bit of acting he has ever done
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# it's not even hurting him...
look, you explode one head and another rises up to take it's place. It's like Carthage...

ARG!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Tom O'Bedlam made me do a sad
So I started Vagabonding a librarian, but it seemed pretentious and unnecessary and then I just got angry about it all:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# my problem? its called progress
evolve or give up, its up to you
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I agree with evolve or die
But I hardly think it's fair to expect them to evolve at light speed!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I don't actually think like that
but I do think they should have learned to talk by now
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
COME ON, BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# ^this
It plain laziness
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# or arrogance
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Looks like he's halfway through eating a frisbee.
I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# my problem is that cheeks don't equal awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# How about chin?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# this isn't real chin it is complete psychochin
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# it's lip-chin
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I feel sorry for any girls called lyn
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# ^all of this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# IT'S THE FUCKIN CHIMPS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# That police chimp's laughing really hard
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# drbroon you are truly spoiling us :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Nice.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# ...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Oh man.
That would be so cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# it was taken from a Channel 5 documentary
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Channel 5 FTW.
"Sleepwalkers who kill" was quite simply one of the groundbreaking documentaries of the decade.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Watch yer legs...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# The REAL mobility simulator
*disclaimer* Doesn't model any hip damage
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Hard times indeed
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
have a daytime telly click!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# what? no squirrels and penguins?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Probably in one of the boxes out of view
Squirrel and penguin porn is extremely hard to come by though (fnarr fnarr)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# It's funny because that Lorne women has gone bust, so they will have go to her house for a change
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Imagine taking that lot to the Antiques Roadshow
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# *tries not to look bothered when told how little it's all worth*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# *or that 99% of it is now illegal in England and Wales*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# WHAT?!
*accidentally loses air of insouciance*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I bet his wife didn't know it was there
hahaha busted
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# 2 cats one chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# He should have a shed like any self-respecting man!



(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I'd happily stay up to watch 'Gash In The Shed'.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Worth a click...
... for the name alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# hmmm
. o 0 ( thinks about his "gash in the attic" )

Just check my profile for it cos its NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! zxon We're here, but we don't know where..., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] We have cut also some luxury
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# hehe
Scotch scotch scotch scotch scotch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# The human torch was denied a bank loan
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# guffaw
guffaw guffaw:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Rob, how do I ban myself
and is a flounce mandatory?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I think pasanonic has to be involved
he donates so much that everyone does what he says.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Which is odd.
I never donated again after Manley was banned, I am surprised that he continued to donate after the death of Zoot.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# was that a literal death?
/concerned
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# No.
We do not really need any more real deaths, thank you.

Not for a while anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# why? who has actually died?
/even more concerned
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# That Nikon Fella.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# whoah shit no!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Really Manley?
/chevron
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# k3b/-\b!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Yes, back in October 2007.
Let's not talk about it any more.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# oh no
I've still got some of his pictures saved in my B3ta folder. I'll treasure them now.
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I feel like stuffing the chevron up
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# it was a beaut while it lasted.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# well technically, another two posts restored it untill you went and did that,
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# NUTSAX
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# hey yes
some guy that was fun to talk to died. chevron=respectful.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I wasn't sure if he was about to be mentioned or not
I was lurking at the time but still seemed like a fairly tragic situation.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# he was a nice chap...and took smashin' pictures
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# almost
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Chevvy
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# This post is chevron motivated
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# he gives free things to the mods
he'd be long gone if he didn't
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# if only they knew the conversation I had with him in a gaz

they'd see what a total fucking nut he is.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# they already see it
nobody talks about the elephant in the room. I'm scared for the time he shows up at a bash and attacks someone.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# he has my address...or so he says.
Quote "I'm just going to make this stop one way or another"


I hope he shows up
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# he offered to fly me to england
I accepted

suddenly he's posting all over the board about how everyone chickens out when he offers that

I point out that I accepted

I show up in some ignore list despite him clearly not ignoring any detractors

I point out that I accepted

he changes his sig to be some kind of threat of violence

now he's acting like the victim

HAPPY BOARD WHEN HE'S HERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# he's a clown!

I feel sorry for him to be honest.

anyway...have a kitten


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Yay!
Can't have too many emergency fluffkittins in a thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# It's sttaring at me with it's
cold, dead eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Oooh
do tell...
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# My guess is that threats of physical violence made an appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# oooh yes..yes there was

but it's not a threat on his planet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# PTSD
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] B3ta DR4MA
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Just last night...
www.sickrik.com/board/9241950
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# i think he was joking there
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# he used a smiley
you can actually stab someone as long as you follow it up with a smiley and it will be ok
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# pasanonic is a big man (online)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I tend to get the impression
Pasa'd be happier on the Top Gear messageboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# he is a wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I masturbate.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# me too, I'd rather not.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# If you've got time to type,
you're both clearly doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# everyone does and if they say they don't, they are a lying bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I masturbate ...
... and I'm a lying bastard also
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# but we are also lying bastards as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I fathers have Fathers Day and mothers have Mothers Day, What does Pedantichrist have?

.

.

.

.

Palm Sunday!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I do not do Father's day.
It is bullshit card selling toss.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# hahah
b3ta has a corrupt underworld.

i never knew.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# most of it is corrupt underworld
this is just the "recycling business" that keeps the Feds quiet
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# lady of the night
cover me in shite
let me get inside
sweeeeet fanjita
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Random light
pick out the shite
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I like you
but I don't like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# why are you asking this?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# It is cutting edge satire.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Manhunter was on last night.
I really have nothing better to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Which bit?
Yes and no in that order.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# It seems to be on EVERY day.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# To get banned you need to post pictures of Rob as a baby...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# who bowie'd this picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Rob as a lady, you say?
you say?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# this is just too sexeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# cor!
still.... might!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# archhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# how is babby formed?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# When a man loves a woman very hard . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Or as a tramp...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# or a gay plastic doll
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# As a babby?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# that one made me giggle a bit actually
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Silly...
That only gets lazy corporations annoyed!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Open Your Mind!
Is that you Kuato? looks like the separation was sore on you!!
(JakeyD, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# \o/
Have this too
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha thats superb
i love your animations
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# They've got some rain man guy doing their idents.
Round, round, circular, round, everything must be round, circular, kind of like round, it must be round, is it circular?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# HE'S AN EXCELLENT DRIVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# JUST FOR FUCK SAKE, DON'T STAND IN HIS USUAL PARKING SPACE.
I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# ow, owd, ound, round, ground, GROUND! I wonder if it'll be friends with me?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Hello, Ground!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Hitch-hiker fan!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# The hitchhiker's guide to galaxy not only lists the best places to buy Pan-Galactic Gargleblasters
but also voluntary organisations that exist to help rehabilitation.

/big hitchhiker fan
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Perfectly Normalbeest ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# *glees*
That's my favourite part of the entire series!

Laughed like a drain when I saw it in the cinema
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Bill Bailey does it best!
Poor flowers...geraniums? "Oh no, not again..."

Also also: Haggis Lasagne, was it as good as you anticipated?
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Twas very good
beardedwife put tomato puree in it which I think fucked it a bit but would definitely do again!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# not to mention the weather
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I love these hard
but what are these dollars you speak of?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# bout 60p?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Hmm
Just spent £80 on a dress so will bookmark for future purchase
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# cool :)
it'd better be a bloody nice dress :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
#
Bloody nice dress which I got 25% off the price
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# that is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I know some where that does a pint tea mug
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# if you look at the options on those mugs you can get a beer stein
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Yes, but I can go down the road and pick up pint tea mug now and for less then what they are asking
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# oh, i thought i'd ignored you years ago
you're obviously not as bad as i recall
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# don't get yourself ban
Even asking to get banned doesn't work
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Yay, The Boys, Vol 2 and 3 have turned up
I know what I am going to be reading tonight :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I posted a picture of a lady holding a board
with (.) (.) written on it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# is that what really got you banned?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# That was the final straw
but I was being a bit trolly (not that bad) and also posted a picture of a real b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# shock horror, picture of a real b3tan, being posted, naughty boy
I did ask to get banned, mainly because I didn't want to look at /talk any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# someone emailed me the other day and asked to be banned
so I banned them. So that's how you do it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Was that Yanmania?
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Yanwoo is bannaged?
I hate myself for that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice one Rob :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# tbh I didn't really know the backstory
but I suspected it was serious internet business
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Is there any other kind?
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Did you ever complete your Psycho Fireman E4 project?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# sort of
in that I was contracted to write a blog about making a game rather than "complete a fully functional game."

So it fucking up wasn't a major problem.

The real fuck up was that I lost loads of animation we'd made for another client and we had to spend weeks redoing that.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Oh good
I enjoyed designing some levels and playing other B3tards levels.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# yeah
i liked the get the b3tards to make the levels thing - that was def the best idea in the project

that and the tune.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# are these levels available to the public?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# why don't you ban pasanonic?
is it because everyone is always so nasty to him?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# because he's funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# you shouldn't need to resort to lies here
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# His pictures are good,
he breeds conversation, he is amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# i'm amused by him
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Why not just stop posting?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# obviously an addict
needs to go cold turkey with no chance of coming back.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# did anyone watch red riding last night?
Was it any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I tried but I was exhausted and fell asleep....
I too would like to know if it was any good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Was very good (if a little overlong)
... catch it if you can tho - not much worth watching nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# stick both your thumbs up your arse and wish it three times.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Agree with Manley
(Milt I like gin., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# But you're not bitter,
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# ARGH!
IM ON /TALK
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Another inspirational speech!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# i bet it doesn't work out so special
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# But he makes the world taste good!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Argh! Must download that song!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Hahaha, marvellous!
I watched that film with a group of giggling girls in high school. When the hook came through the wall they screamed their tits off while I pissed myself laughing
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# they are both bad in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# candyman
candyman
candyman

Crap films :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I like my coffee like I like my women...COVERED IN BEES.
Or was it wasps?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Bees I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Connoisseur's choice.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# newsletter subject line compo
don't be scared of criticism
share your witty witticism
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# cures cancer
not you Jade
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# oh for fucks sake - not this shit again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha this one please.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# i like your griffin saver stuff in your profile
I had the dictionary - I don't remember the bag so clearly - I think my mum grabbed it for swimming stuff.

I had about £10 in the account until I was about 22 and thought, "I'll have that - that'll buy some booze."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# haha
I think I managed to save about £15 and eventually withdrew it all leaving just 17p interest which stayed there for years until I converted the account to a full HSBC account as a student. It had risen to 22p by then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# yes! this please
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# haha cheers
now get back to Scrabble!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# ooh it's neck and neck...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# b3ta: may induce mild vomiting
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# new 30 rock = amazing you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Ya know,
I was on eztv this morning downloading My Name is Earl, and I completely forgot that it was on last night.

It is currently downloading and shall be done in a minute :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Mother is watching now aswell
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Mother?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# How I met
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# hurling the green goo of the internet into the face of your inbox
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# "not the first time Peter Mandelson has been covered in a man's custard"
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# WITH ADDED GREEN CUSTARD POWDER.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# b3ta: protesting with Birds since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# 2 PEERS 1 CUP
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Horse is an alien
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# The B3ta Newsletter -
As satisfying as a one-wipe turd.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# you lie! nothing is more
satisfying than a one wipe turd
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# everyone is really nervous because we want to travel on the starship to the dancing black holes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# cheaper than regular toilet paper
and holds more shit
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# LOL NEWSLETTER
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# talking you down from the window-ledge one issue at a time
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Restraining Heston From Lancing More Boils Into The Soup
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Now with 600 more readers!
Courtesy of ITV
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# wiping the arse of creativity and distraction
(tomatoit, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# this is that time where we can talk to the omegan callidans
we need to spread the message of love while our suns dance their interstellar lovesong
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Raping your inbox with a flourish
(Dovvit bee, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# FROM THE MOUTHS OF SEAGULLS!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# haaaaaaawankywankywankywankywankywankywankywanky
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# with free sample of Mandelson brand green custard for every reader
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# ADDING MORE EXCITEMENT TO YOUR WORKING DAY THAN A SHOOTOUT DOES TO CRICKET
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# B3ta to make 300 boarders redundant
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# don't joke
they've just announced redundancies here :(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# aw shit
... bad news about the pay cut too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# here too
only two at the moment (but that's about 10% of the work force).

Still, it's my last day today anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# he he
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# i'll take my pay off
notice plus 2 weeks for 7 years? minted!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# yeah right
gross misconduct for you
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# do we do this because sometimes there is an unexpected smile or do we just paste this shit for a dumb fun.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# handcuffing you to the radiator of life
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Smashing into your inbox like a freight train through a Turkish HGV.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# MORE PARASITIC NONSENSE THAN A STEAMING HOT BUM EGG
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# the black hole dance is like the antisun love in.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Wanking off the Beano for Comic relief!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# a finger up the bum for your weekend
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# chucked in your face like terrorist custard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# The b3ta newsletter
Sponsers of QI since 2003
(Hagbard MacDougal, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# More interesting than the Bank of England

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# lol birds are already crap
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# QUANTITATIVELY EASING ITS WAY INTO YOUR INBOX
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# About bloody time.
If it doesn't mention me winning the competition there will be MASSIVE FLOUNCE-AGE

You have been warned.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Like having your responsibility amputated
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Boris Johnson makes more sense than your mum.
/in honour of a smashing evening of question time last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Life is like a banana. It's yellow and it's long.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# YOUR WoW ACCOUNT IS ABOUT TO EXPIRE
(__, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# When asked if he was upset about the protest by green campaigners this morning.

Lord Mandelson said he was FUCKING DIS-CUSTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
#
www.instantrimshot.com

followed by www.snipurl.com/spang
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Hahahaha, you wonderous boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# thats an obscenely long cock the mandy has
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# pray that is not your random stats quote
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# *panics*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# but he's clearly fucking dat custard.
And what the hell was the guy doing in the source pic you got the body from?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# One of those "thrusting" bussiness men stock images
he looked very "Dynamic"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaha
splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# hahahaha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# what's up?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I now can't get that out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# What
Handy Mandy's thrusting custard spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# don't blame me, I just made it move :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# ha ha
love the little grimace
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Hold on, it's coming....just a sec...
we'll be internet celebrities in no time...
...just...one more....
...I shouldn't have skipped breakfast

You registered one dog, one cat, one park bench.com, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Look beyond the poop joke
at the satirical portrayal of modern day youths and their obsession with celebrity over all else.

Or it's just a poop joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# That cat has the look of someone that just needs to pay the rent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# You tease!
We demand our money shot!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I'm disapointed that you vever did a few frames for
the money shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I did,
but I kept them for my private stash. It can be yours for only $19.99 a month recurring*

*recurring billing will recur until the day you die and the bank decides you're a credit risk
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# this happens and everyone needs to just get the fuck over it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I sort of want to make a book of gronky quotes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# apprently there's a way I can let you pay me for making good tumblrs
that sounds fun (for me)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Making good what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# YOU CAN CLICK A BUTTON AND FOLLOW ME
gronkpan.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# yowzer
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# damn,
who was it that made that Comma quote image cycling thingamy? That was brilliant, and worked as a reply to virtually any other post.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# that reminds me
I need to fix the teatowel holder
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# This is why I am more of a cat person.
Also, some fucker hung a little bag of dog shit on the hedge outside my house last night. Who goes to the effort of bagging a dogshit just to hang it on a hedge? (especially when there's a dog poo bin less than 10 meters away).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)

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