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# A Village.


I drew all the house individually cut them out and stuck them down. I stopped when I dropped my 0.25 point first on the floor. That made me grumpy.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# BUT WHERE ARE ALL THE PEOPLE?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# By which I mean nice village.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# RIGHT HERE
(Peter_G, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# People with the Gay in my village?
..welll.. well I don't see why not. As long as they stop with the cheesey Euro pop.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Why has the black guy been replaced
by the twonk off the Gadget Show?
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# 'kin cool
Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# that is rather woosome
well done you
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# ooh, nice
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Nicely sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] the name was always a giveaway really

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# spangtacular
(Peter_G, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# I'm not allowed to eat these anymore.
And if you don't chew them properly, they're like shitting broken glass. About the only digestible part is the flavourings.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Ha!
Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# hell yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Everybody listen! We have to put a barrier between us and the bats!

edition.cnn.com/2009/TECH/space/03/18/bat.shuttle/
(Peter_G, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
FUCKING YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# so is space
bat country now?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# follow the link and you will see that it evidently is.
(Peter_G, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# HAhahahahahahahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# New compo?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I am not really very happy with this.
Let me try again.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I actually made the first one out of this one
as I had made too many changes to be able to ctrl+Z back out of it.

That's a really annoying feature of Photoshop = I understand why, but I get really pissed off not to be able to Ctrl+z back beyond a certain point.

I would like to be able to specify reversion points, rather than having to save lots of versions of the file.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# They are both shit
Jesting. I like 1st better. But what do i know
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# It's a dolphinananana
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha :D
May as well repost tenuously, showing where various comestibles originate in the Middle East


Click for readable
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# CHIVES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Click for big doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Eep, sorry. Should be fixed now.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# ^This^
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# I was thinking "Middle Eats"
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Ha! Very good
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# What's TOATS
is it toast or goats or some strange food that hasn't got as far as Reading yet?
(deadly_sinners, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# TOATS IS BEST OF ALL FOODS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# i ahev not seen a decent TOATS on here in ages
this made my day**

**not really
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# OBEY the TOATS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Actually, I think you'll find
Francis Bacon
(Harleif Skankhammer II was killing time at, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Arf, you missed Bahrain :P
Not gonna question the taste behind renaming Ethiopia 'Ice Cream' hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# /Right-clicks...
...saves to laptop, calibrates to OziExplorer GPS and navigates to TOATS!

(Friend scanned sheet of sandpaper as part of Sahara trip mapping)
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Sat 21 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
Now yeasterday i would have hated that
But today i'm loving it! hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# I am at a bit of a loss to see where you are going, to be honest.
What is my line?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Ta!
Ya wanker
(does this help)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Ah!
Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# now
that I like
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# nice bananaphin!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# it's wednesday!
*ignores compo, instead wheels out another watchman reference*

and somehow, it seems right...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# I always thought that
Magenta was the looker from that film. It must have been the uniform and just maybe I am a bigger pervert than I first thought...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Naa
Little Nell was hotter.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# eh?
the flat-pack gyrocopter from an unrememberable bond film?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# However
her voice really got on my tits. Magenta was far more husky and hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# oh right
i thought the character was called columbia.
far too squeeky. not enough hair. or tits.
magenta ftw
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Squeaky isn't always bad
I'd do Joey Lauren Adams three ways from Wednesday!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# she was deputy looker
after a youngish susan sarandon
we are all perverts
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Susan Sarandon
Blossomed in later life, but was a bit if a twig in this. Mind you Tim Curry certainly had his moments. Now that does make me pervy! Rather like him in Legend too!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I liked Riff-Raff
 
and Magenta, of course.
though I've not really seen Patricia Quinn in much else.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Well blow me down
She was in Hawk the Slayer...
which I believe it was referred to as "a pile of old shit" in Spaced.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# o'brien rocks
and patricia has been busy since rocky horror.
uk.imdb.com/name/nm0703946/
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Pesto!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Pesto is great
I love it and now I know why! :D

edit:though I hope Scala have paid Lasse Gjertsen a shit load of money for their horrible advert.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# This^^^^
Nothing better in the world than a nice bowl of fresh pasta with pesto!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Pesto on toast
...go on, try it. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Aye,
I have had it before when I have no garlic bread :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# You know where pesto works really well?
In mashed potato.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# oooh,
I can see that working. notes.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I use it in Spag Bol too.
It is king of foods.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# I shall try that soon.
I like it on Gnocchi so mash makes sense :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# :-D
Glad you and Holly like the idea!

Mrs. Guizmeaux used to love red pesto stirred into her mash, with herby sausages. She'd say,

"This is just bangers and mash, really. Who the hell do we think we are, doing this to it? Posh people? NOM-NOM-NOM!"
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Yeah,
it's like when I wanted to clean my windows and my mum said vinegar on newspaper would be the best thing. I realised how middle class I was when I caught sight of myself cleaning my windows with balsamic vinegar on the media supplement of the Guardian.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Ha-ha-ha!
Brilliant!
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Brilliant!
Have always suspected this.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# mmmm
purest green - s-pestocular !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I sense this isn't going to be week to look at b3ta during lunch or dinner :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Now you know why I'm always picking my nose and eating it
not so sophisticated now is you?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# For full flavour you must
scratch your nuts and scrape the dead skin from your feet first.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Hah hah
Most definitely true. Evil stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Evenink

Bigger
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Yay a Crog!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# SNAP !!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Nice CROG !!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# thats
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smashy only 35 years of work to go :), Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# okay okay okay
last time i'm gonna repost this for a bit :p


Woo I love drows :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Fine, then have a rocket dog.


Click for bigger (119 kb)

(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# You have nicked that from another site.
Is this your work?
;) Woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# *looks round*
eh what ?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# All the crow will be absorbed by it been a dog
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Your work is always good
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Spiffy
Majesticals.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Barkaaaaaaaaaaaaw !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# quick and dirty
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# He let them have a hot water bottle
And they say he is evil!
EDIT: ya lurker! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# no...
just a very slow poster
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Kin slow ya say!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Has anyone done
Fritzl as Einstein yet? B=MC2 Basement = My Child Squared.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] This fits suprisingly well.
First time it's seen internet

*edit: compo'd
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# nooooo!
pretty blue thing, i will not eat you

much

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# umm
?

(I helped save b3ta! Smashy only 35 years of work to go :), Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# i must say
I do like that tea cup on your profile rather a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Smashy only 35 years of work to go :), Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Why thankyou!
TEa or coffee tea or coffee tea or coffee tea or coffee tea or coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and Dirty Ground Beef.
I may need to clear my browser history after the image search for this.

Photobucket


::EDIT:: Modified because;

a) the original might have offended sensibilities and,
b) the original made it look like I don't know whereabouts on the lower abdomen a cock is positioned.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
cheesy mince. I have a feeling we;ll see this a few times this week:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# *Bokes*
I wonder how long before the Marmite ones start.
*Checks watch*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I did worse just now.
There was some brown liquid dried to the outside of the milk and I pointed out it was probably just diarrhea and the poor lass went right off her hot chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# ROFL
ALL cow poo seems to be diahorrea.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# You had the picture all ready don't lie
;) I'm not winking at you by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I didn't!
It was the first thing that occurred to me. I saw the challenge and got my camera out, handed it to the other half and said, "Quick! Take a picture of me with my wang out!"

True story.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Turning a Kransky sausage into mince?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Kransky = Slovenian sausage?
According to the eye-wateringly pornographic homosexual website that the image came from, the gentleman in question is called Dale Meyer. I do not know where he comes from. He might be Slovenian.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Nice....
*gags*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Who likes my new tattooo?
englishrussia.com/images/tatoo_fail/12.jpg :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# I am far too distracted by your botty
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# BUM!

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Hmm,
Lucky Batman, being botty popped by Cat Woman's strap on...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# *eyes water*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Biscuits
Are made in a biscuit factory made of biscuits.
I made this biscuit factory years ago.


It doesn't explain where the first biscuits come from though...
(I helped save b3ta! ivystopia Last seen on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Wow! You make that?!
EDIT: nom nom nom nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Reminds me of the best Bagpuss episode ever
/The Chocolate Biscuit factory operated by the Mice
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# It was a con man! A con!
Damn those mice.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I was just searching for a picture to enter in to the challenge
and then realised that wouldn't be challenging




and other people probably would anyway



:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Impressive
could do with a CFB to see the detail though :)
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Alas
I can't find the original pictures, only this one from my brother's phone
(I helped save b3ta! ivystopia Last seen on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 7:08, archived)
# what are the big ones
painted rivetas ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Mmm...biscuits. I'm glad you didn't call them Cookies.
I can't stand americanisms
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# image hosting is having a poopoo
nevermind -- fixed.
YUMMMMMM, cookies!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Biccies
Biccies
Biccies
Biccies
Biccies
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# that must've been an epic feast when you were done!
top bisconstruction
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Tut
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# EAT FRENCH BREAD!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Do you know what
If i could delete, i would
*hangs head*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# hang on...
don't hang head...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# If ther'es a vacancy for a bus driver
WHO THE SQUIGGLY FUCK IS DRIVING THE DAMN THING?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Zalgo?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Is he coming?
EDIT: I'd like to point out I am copyrighting the phrase 'squiggly fuck'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# ris?
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Aha
Did you read the wikipedia entry or Mictoboy's B3ta dictionary?
or both?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Both!
I'm rather up to speed.
I just have to commit it to memory now :)
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I'm ris'in too!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Any chance I could have a code for that, for future useage?
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# But it's mine :(
"help" I don't think you are new!!
Maybe i'm wrong.... but i'm feeling something!
But that another story
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# That reminds me of my only ris
animation.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Like that
Show off ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# ah,but ifI'm not mistaken that is the
original morrisons. for that I salute you.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# AND i was there when it happened
*shows off*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Bus Driver Vacancies
Ooo I wonder if the pay in London is better.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# It probably is
and rents probably cost more too.
Then, there is the quality of life.
Don't!
/Ex Londoner
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# I went to london once
some kid burnt my neck
i didn't like it, but I did like the natural history museum and the science one too!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Don't you need
to West African?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# hahahhaa!
daftie :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# In my day there were no such things as starships
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# The recession has hit the empire hard
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Ha!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# you know what....
i think you've shopped this... i can tell by the pixels
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: HOW FOOD IS REALLY MADE


We're continually told of the need to be aware of how our food is sourced, so show us how what we eat is *really* made.

Challenge suggested by Wobbly Bloke and voted for by you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Well done Wobbly
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# A good challenge? Fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# *hijacks this one too....*
178 compo entries for the rocket propelled animals :D
ALT COMPO RESULTS =
1. Happy Toast : www.b3ta.com/board/9262194 (shock happytoast wins :p)
2. daeghnao : www.b3ta.com/board/9264367 dual compo! yeah!
3. Three Dog Man : www.b3ta.com/board/9272065
Woo! (I like the popular page on last weeks compo... mostly ROCKET PROPELLED ANIMALS! - woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Ways of killing castro?
Yay or nay?
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# the oil?
wha?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Forget that
I thought I was typing on msn, but I wasn't.

Fuck knows how that happened :|
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# have you tried turning it off and back on again?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# *points at username*
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# You're a good newbie
Best answer of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Yay!
I think that's the second Image Challenge I've won, I wait to be corrected, but I know it's not been as many as people so weirdly think.

Ta Mr Skug for running a far, far superior challenge ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# huzzah :p
....talented git :p *jealouses* :D
You are welcome :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# *golf claps*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Yay!
Rocket animals :)
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Hmmmm hard work doesn't really get reward ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# its on the popular page...
compo result number 4 :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Haha
Font - Stencil...oh we're not doing that any more then.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# *dons tinfoil hat in anticipation of numerous Catnippppppppppppp postings*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Side bottom!
*glees*

No more fucking font compo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Cow stoma tastic
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Ingredients for a successful image challenge entry this week:
Aspartame, Mercury, Alooooooooooooooooooooominum.
Warning: May contain Nuts
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# MSG needs MSG don't forget the MSG
MONOSODIUMGLUTAMATESMONOSODIUMGLUTAMATESMONOSODIUMGLUTAMATESMONOSODIUMGLUTAMATESMONOSODIUMGLUTAMATESMONOSODIUMGLUTAMATESMONOSODIUMGLUTAMATESMONOSODIUMGLUTAMATESMONOSODIUMGLUTAMATESMONOSODIUMGLUTAMATESMONOSODIUMGLUTAMATES...ITCOMES...ZALGONIPPPPPPPPP
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# dont do that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Sorry :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# you're still doing it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Monosodium Glutamate
makes me want to masturbate.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Sound like a good basis for a song
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# It was
but then the mushooms kicked in and lost all ability to play guitar.
Plus the fish tank became very alluring.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# pfffft. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
#
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Rocket animals
it is then!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I DID NOT VOTE FOR THIS.
Take it back.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# NO MORE FONT COMPO. I never thought this day would come.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Fritzl & Friends
(Oobla, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# hahaha
*sings* "Don't you open that Trap Door!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# because my children, that are also my grandchildren, are down there
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Evenin' Ma'am, you're a fan of the Alien films aren't you?
have you seen these?
www.aintitcool.com/node/40475

it's inspired this:
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post389927
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Hello Archie!
How's the manflu? Managed to see much of Tracy Jordan yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# not yet sadly, work has prevented me from watchign any yet
but the weekedn beckons, oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I suppose I can forgive you :)
Aye, weekend viewing at its finest! Do what I did and just hole up until you have caught up ;)

Also, my mum had never seen the Hieroglyphs sketch from the 2 ronnies until today. And now she has thanks to your wonderful upload :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# hehe, I had to upload it, as it wasn't on youtube (in it's entireity) beforehand
I do love that sketch, mind you, I love all things 2R

I hope she enjoyed it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# She loved it :)
I have decided that any of the short animations I have, that aren't on youtube shall be uploaded post haste :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# That suggestion is Sooo voted for ;)
love the Alien and Predator playing swingball haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I don't mean to intrude but could I vote for that? Because I already have.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# hehe I like this
and I shall click likewise!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# haha :)
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# "you're pregnant again? Oh globbits!!"
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Hahahah, oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# "Daaaaaaaaad, Feed me"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# LOL
I should have added that to the pic XD
(Oobla, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# bandwagon shit
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Yes.
The way to stop shit bandwagons is to not get involved.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# shit
stop twisting what I said.
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# The way to prevent twisting
is to avoid Hank Ballard.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Im getting quite bored of this zarlgo wandbagon
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# It's a lot more creative than most bandwagons.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Not really, comic strip, "He comes" some red and black shit,
everyone goes "hahahahahhahahhaha"

New thread

Rinse

Repeat
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# That's two more steps than most other bandwagons.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# More involve some play on words, not just the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Just completely refuse to play along and choose some arbitrary thing to put in a series of pictures until people give up.
That'll learn 'em.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# great
now we're going to have strips full of talking bacon :)
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# It's still better than all that "take a picture, reverse it, make a 2-frame animated GIF" bollocks there was a while back.
Having said that though, amputating your own leg with a rusty saw was better than that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I dont remember that,
I despise henry,
Limes was good as that only lasted one night,
50ft woman was ok, got rather tedious towards the end.
I cant remember any more
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Oh go sit on a lime.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# I wish I could afford 50ft limes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# you're right
how about we can only post zalgo in replieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# I think this is funnier
b3ta.com/board/9282372
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# haha!
that is top
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Is this Zalgo a Horror Video, Horror Book or just some made up shit
I did a web search and saw some cartoons mostly Garfield as this creature. But it looks to be the kind of horror I would like to see.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Zalgo is basically "lovecrafting" otherwise innocent comics, or other images.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# So did Lovecraft write about this Chaos creature
and if so what is the title of this book for I most desire to read it :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# I don't know if it's based on any one book or not.
As I haven't read them.
This is a link someone else gave me earlier though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# I think it stems from this book
www.dagonbytes.com/thelibrary/lovecraft/thecallofcthulhu.htm
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Lovecraft wrote about the"crawling chaos" Nyarlathotep
who was a servant or something to the demon king Azathoth, but I don't remember seeing Zalgo in any Lovecraft, and I've read a fair amount of his stuff.

Plus, "He comes" followed by someone transforming into a demon is a bit less subtle than Lovecraft's stuff anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! deathsquirrel Oh dear., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Fuck Banksy
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# you're wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# that depends on whose wall it is
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# You're wall.
Your wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# the popes wall
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# A whole wall of Popes?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# too fucking right
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# CATHOLICES ROMANES EUNT DOMUS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Most of them would be dead tho, so they wouldnt care
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Of course they would care,
they are mother fucking popes. It's their job to care.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Even when dead?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# They don't die.
They are popes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Controversial.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# but the vandals stole the sandals
gawd thats a stupid song
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Are you misquoting 'Subterranean Homesick Blues'?
If you are, you are very, very wrong.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Didn't the vandals take the handle?
(Ikea Boy, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# it depends on what it is
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# NO!
This is the really important point. Art is about expression, not popularity. Everyone thinks that their art is good, hence their doing it. Popularity does not not make vandalism okay any more than murdering Thatcher should carry a shorter sentence then than murdering Dando.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# than, dear boy. Than.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# They murder Dando after they carry their sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# That's what I read it as, and had a double take.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Typo ;-)
I changed what I wrote and obviously missed that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# artalism?
vandalart?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Graffiti is fine,
"tagging" isn't.

Basically the TOAP of the graffiti world is what lets it down.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
#

CFM
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Or perhaps it's people with bad handwriting that lets it down.
I'm probably not against a calligraphy student doing some tagging.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# And therein lies my point.
Everyone thinks that theirs is worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Perhaps there should be a law on tagging, stipulating only those
who have a calligraphic background are allowed to do so freely.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Is that action on self belief expressive then?
Just a query.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Yes.
I do not believe that graffiti is not art, despite clearly stating that. What I believe is that its criminal damage status far exceeds its artistic value and that even the best Banksy is no better than the worst tag if it is placed without consent.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I dunno, I've seen some pretty good stuff
Coming out of a free party in London I found a basketball court
totally covered in it. It was excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# cutting out stencils
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# ^
Banksy uses stencils and paste ups.

I am not saying I don't like some of his work, but no cunt gets to draw on my walls but me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# draw on your walls then, it will stop the bastards drawing on it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I have:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# That's really nice
Perhaps we should have a civil disobedience compo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# NO!
The teens would go out tagging. I remember a twunt on the old Weebl forums who used to draw weebl on people's windows.

Twat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Why can't vandalists make art while vandalising?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# They can.
Obviously there is some cracking graffiti which I enjoy a lot, but that does not justify the criminal damage.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# That's really up to whose wall it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# If it is your wall
then it is not graffiti, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# If I do it on my own wall, then no.
If someone else does it on my wall, it would depend on if I like it or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# If you arrange it before the event then that's fine,
but if a stranger deliberately ran over my terminally ill cat, saving me a trip to the vet, I wouldn't be likely to laud their behavior.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Well no, but if a stranger came up, shoved a tenner in your shirt pocket and ran away, you wouldn't be that pissed off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# No, but on the whole it is not a selfless act, but a selfish one.
It's something humans have done since they could make a mark, but then that can be said of violence too.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# You're wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# that depends on whose wall it is
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# You're wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I wonder how many of those who are saying 'You're wrong'
own walls?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I've been known to dabble in wall ownership.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Do you rent any out at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Ten bucks, per wall, per day to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Could my knowledge of spivs decrease the amount?
If not I'm fine by that.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# come and graffiti my house and I'll be happy to personally explain why it's wrong
:D
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# I'd watch that show
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# hahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# humans have been doing it from the day they picked up rocks
it's the idiots of this world that say it's bad
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# you're wrong
i have this cave near Lascaux what some twunts have graff'd, it's a total mess , have to rechisel the walls and everything
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# It just goes to show you can't be too careful!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# careful now!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Mr Mitchell's column now has 1600 responses to it.

*Glees*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# stupid meme
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Art!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# I think you should try this discussion on /talk
Probably more up their street.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I love throw away statements - "All Vandalism is Graffiti", "All Vandalism is Art", "All Art is Graffiti";)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# What about graffit on the West Bank wall?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Graffiti.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Yes but to my memory the wall actually technically violates various international and national laws, which would surely not make it legal property to begin with.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Building a wall illegally does not open you up to criminal damage.
If I built a wall in your garden and you knocked it down, you could be charged.

It is daft, but there it is.

Proper channels and all that. Vigilantism is seldom good for society.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# All property is theft, law of logic seemingly but not of rule.
Besides regardless of British law, which you can't really just look up and understand like any logical rational thought would suggest you should be able to, Palestinian-Israeli law may be entirely different.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Yes
they say 'we are biggest, fuck off from our wall'.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# text on your picture.


evening all. :)
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# What?
He isn't.

How he became a lord, only god knows.

And even he's fucking confused about it.
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I drew a guy what is a bit of a creeper...

The backstory my mate came up with is that he's secretly gay, and he murders and rapes people to find the straight person inside him, only he finds a psycho instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Why is it always lanky in your doodles?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Uh....
Iunno. I actually tried to draw a fat person once, but I failed.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# ITS EASY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Stop clearly plagiarising her style, man.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# :(
Im sorry, I just dont have any style :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# you're the one for me...
FATTY
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# and there are fat emos
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Fucking kill it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Me and Epiphany are ARTISTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# OH HAI THERE
SAD POINTY SHOES FATMAN
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# You Iz Experts
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Horrors shoes!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Thats another shit band isnt it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# The Horrors are awesome.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I was correct then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# We're so not talking.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Just because you can't appreciate the Horrors amazing music
doesn't mean you gotta be a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Sure it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Where is his left hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# And his hips?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Behind his back
And he has snake hips.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# he also has no scrotum
whilst his todger is out
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# ...
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# haahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# ZOMFG
Debbie Schlussel will blog about you
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9284544 -- the full story

www.b3ta.com/board/9284861
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Aaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# saw
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I realized it wasn't recognizable as a saw
unless it said 'saw'.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# gayers are bad, m'kay
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Psycho Killer
Quest que c'est?
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Ahah!
Someone noticed. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# I fucking love Talking Heads
the t-shirt was the first thing I noticed.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Talking Heads?
A not shit band in one of your pictures? The hell?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# It's a reference.
Psycho Killer, y'know?


:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I don't understand anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# typo
it's a shirt saying "taking head"
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# heh
(Shelby Tree I am Mr Treeeeee www.flickr.com/photos/shelby-tree, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# But he clearly isn't.
I'LL TAKE YOU TO COURT, MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# eeeeeeeuurrrgh
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# It's all fun and games until someone loses an iPod
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahahahh
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# He comes!
And then walks off on his merry way.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# you know what?
I EXPECTED Henry then.

And I wasn't disappointed

Well Done
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# fuck it... i've tried to stop my self for a whole day of lovecrafting and i can't do, i can't stop myself any longer
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
#



yes i know i spelled r'lyeh wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# That's
ace :)
(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Not his worst 'jump' by any means...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Nice shopping there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# HAHAHA!! Crikey
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Woah nelly!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# yays
*gets ziggi with it*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# That is cocking fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Thanky :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# have my crappy QL gif

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# ha!
This does it for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# This just made me laugh -
OUT LOUD!


If only there was a way to shorten that phrase...
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# arf
great reflection Archie!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# pffft excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# o rlyeh?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# O'Reilly
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I think I need to get some lovecraft books to see what all this fuss is about.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# He will not be to everyones taste....BUT
if you are prepared for some 20s 30s period high camp horror. Then yes he is the man.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# I like the battenberg plants :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# What?
Show me! Show me!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Chutters amazing doodleblogthing
www.reflected-loaf.co.uk/index.htm
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Aaah
I hadn't seen the latest.
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Sounds good to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Especially because he looks like someone put Blakey and Peter Cook in a particle accelerator and collided them.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# I 'ate, you, cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# The formula is -
I - Let me tell you of the maddening horrors I've witnessed!
II - *tells*
III - There! That's some pretty fucked up shit, huh!
www.dagonbytes.com/thelibrary/lovecraft/
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Don't knock it if it works....
fhtagn!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Oo, *bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I printed the lot out
Using the work printer *schemes* 120 pages at 6pt. Not even a quarter through it.
Mountains Of Madness bodes well for the Del Toro film though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# i've bought the necronomicon a while back, brilliant colection of his work.
nice big black cover as well with a gold cthulhu on the front
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)

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