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sausage gut
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:26,
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:D
very good ... they have a pretty good back catalogue now, although I don't think they've ever really lived up to the promise of their first EP...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:27,
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damn right.
Ironic that there are 6 people in the pic i found...
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:30,
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especially considering there's seven in the band :P
two djs 5 mcs :)
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arrangedletters ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:50,
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*Clicks*
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:38,
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thank you, my squirrel sexing associate
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:41,
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Very nice!
*concrete clickerty click*
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:45,
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2natastic! :D
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Rico ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 18:02,
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no compo due to lack of popness
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it... ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:19,
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Ouch,,,
Did you do the first one of these? Very nicely in any event.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:19,
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Hahah!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:19,
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Happy b3tatiems Mr Mue :)
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:20,
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Why, thank you!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:24,
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hehehe
That film was shit
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:19,
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opinion on that movie really is split
I liked it...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:23,
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It was just missing some thing
It could have been a fantastic film and really changed fantasy films for good, but it didn't
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:26,
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In the words of Louis Walsh
I loiked it.
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:24,
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if you do the words like him
do you walk on the other side of the street, like him?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:29,
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TJ as not my own work. missus is in love with Paint and her laptop touchpad
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sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:21,
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Fantastic
Encourage her (and get her an account) :D
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:24,
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^This.
Also point her in the direction of broken picture telephone, I've improved no end drawing with a touchpad.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:27,
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one from last night
First sign of artistic talent in our house ever!
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sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:31,
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You've bagged you a goodun
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:34,
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:D
Calcifer!! (film not book version)
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Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:25,
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My thoughts...
...exactly.
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Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:27,
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she has seen the film
and read the book.I guess she just prefers the film version....
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sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:32,
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Very good though
Aah, Blunko!uncensored
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:22,
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Hahaha flippin 'eck!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:23,
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BOOB BOOB BOOB KNOB BOOB BOOB!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:23,
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Oh that's some worlds of wrong
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:25,
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is it making you hard?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:29,
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That film was AMAZING
Ya Hear AMAAAAAAAAZING
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:33,
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ha. very good.
mind if I roast this pea here?
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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:40,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:16,
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Needs more repeatedly being punched in the face.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:17,
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You should put that message in a bottle.
also: Don't stand so close to me
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:17,
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Sorry.
*wafts*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:18,
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^ Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:25,
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he is a bellend
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:18,
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Haha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:21,
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:D Ace!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:22,
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Hahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:24,
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WormuIus ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:24,
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DUNELOLZ!
where can one find such pants?
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Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 18:18,
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REAL quick and dirty, all i have is paint
these retards are ruining a perfectly good protest. top tip: it's best to avoid being strongly opposed to things you can't spell.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:06,
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This makes my brain think.
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Ttssattsr ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:06,
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wow, that helmet makes his head look too small for his body
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:08,
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his
too C-
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:10,
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The helmets are meant to be BIG.
To make 5' nothing pipsqeaks look big and intimidating.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:11,
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OH SHIT I'M ON FIRE!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:12,
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you don't say :)
happy candle day
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:12,
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Day!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:13,
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Day
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:16,
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happapapapapy b3taday!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:14,
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Thanks you lot :)
But I'd like back the five years of my life please.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:15,
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Happy candle day!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:18,
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Happy b3taday! :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:16,
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arf
they're not wrong, but the spelling blunts the point somewhat :D
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:08,
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^this
my favourite bit of graffiti was "bankers r loozers" : )
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:11,
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THAT'S RIGHT YOU CNUT
;D
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:08,
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Yeah, Cnut was a good king
And used spin, to show people that he was all powerful
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:10,
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I was going to do this to some graffiti on a house we were going to rent.
We didn't get the house though, so I guess it would be mean to correct the grammatical errors on someone elses property.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:09,
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"'Romans they leave the 'ouse'?!"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:10,
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exactly!!
that's often the problem is the most idealistic people are often also monolithically stupid. i say truncheon the lot of em. layabouts. you want climate change? better use of the public purse? how's about instead of daubing whatever brainfart you last had on a wall so you can indirectyl pay for it to ble cleaned, you go out en masse and sort other people's recycling? instead of maybe, getting a fuckin BUS or car to london, littering the place up, causing them to ship in loads of spare police and kit, at a HUGE cost to the public purse, then painting half-baked idealist twaddle on walls.
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:14,
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"The righteousness of innocence; the arrogance of youth"
In other news, everyone's shit stinks. Particularly self-righteous blummin hippies'.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:16,
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mine doesn't. I't's lightly scented with ginger and cinnamon
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:21,
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Silly steve!
Cakes is not poos! Initially ...
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:24,
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To be fair, putting commas in capitalised graffiti is a bit much to ask :)
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:10,
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sorry..
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:12,
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Heh-heh.
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Guizmeaux ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:13,
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hehehe
How do sir?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:13,
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hehe, afternoon fella :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:13,
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You going out snapping?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:17,
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the mist hasn't lifted today at all :(
there is no sun, and no real views out and about which doesn't involve mist. Might try some indoor macro shots tonight. Got a few ideas for compositions. Got to fill up the flickr account with something ;) Thanks for the comment on the Blakeney pic, I have a few more to tinker with later and upload hopefully :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:20,
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*waves*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:13,
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^ THIS with knobs on!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:15,
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Hahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:16,
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Just send out a message on Facebook announcing a riot
and shoot everyone who turns up. Job done
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:12,
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Sponsored by the Kaiser Chiefs
"I arrange a riot"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:15,
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I am utterly opposed to floccinaucinihilipilification.
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Guizmeaux ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:12,
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BBC lulz
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:12,
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yes he is, he is also a smug bastard
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:14,
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Shopped pictures only...etc..
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:15,
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Protesters like this make me want to start a hedge fund.
Talk about putting your foot in your mouth.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:21,
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The last line is a sentence fragment.
Think along the lines of "The rich laughs filled the air". I think this is one of those haikus.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:26,
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Have these halfwits not heard of Tom Lehrer?
As he sings in "Be Prepared" "Don't write naughty words on walls if you can't spell" I know a few teachers and they're saying that would be classed as good spelling for 16 year olds...
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Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:37,
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Sorry...
...for crapness. I only have mspaint in work. Cheapskates.
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birdequaltoword ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:03,
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Good start
Bindun, but don't let that put you off. Wilkommen auf B3ta :)
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:04,
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Even without his own face Silveria still looks like a prick.
RIGHT. I am off to go and drive around the countryside. Well, my mum shall be driving, and I shall be smoking like a Cool Dude. Bye.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:04,
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gOwA gOwA gOwA O_o
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:05,
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hahahaaha!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:05,
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I have an opinion on this.
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Ttssattsr ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:06,
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Tell us it.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:19,
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But then he wouldn't have it any more.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:29,
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Johnathon Davis was a fine lyricsmith
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:06,
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Indeed twas a classic
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it... ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:09,
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"pecker quief oh"
*wells up
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:11,
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It felt like a good idea when I started it...
It just goes to show you can't be too careful!
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password! ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:58,
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I like all of this.
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Ttssattsr ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:00,
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Then my work here is done!
Goodnight all...
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password! ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:01,
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has he got his Becktionary?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:00,
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I MEANT THE RHYMING BECTIONARY, YOU FOOL!
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:11,
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he told me he'd thrown away his suitcase!
and given his clothes to the policeman
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spacefish bong! ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:00,
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BECK OFF ;)>
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:01,
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He's crude, he's crass, he's family
he's got two turntables and a microphone :D
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:01,
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Noice one!
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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:08,
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^This
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:11,
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What a shit movie that will make
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:49,
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hahaha
*whacks off*
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:51,
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even shitter that they are remaking it
And it looks like the whole of Will Smiths family is going to be in it, and they are moving it to Hong Kong and it wont be about Karate
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:51,
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so in fact, they are making a completely different movie?
:D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:52,
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yes, but it will be called the karate kid
but wont be about karate
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:53,
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"The Karat Kid" - after getting beaten up for teh thousandth time, a kindly old jeweler trains up the young lad to make wonderful jewelry
to buy off the bullies with
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:55,
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I fear they would still beat the carat out of him
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:57,
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I still can't believe they made another 23 of them....
Tsk
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:58,
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:D
ha ha ha - silly sod
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:58,
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silly sod? OI! I'm pitching the concept to the hollywood execs right now!
I want to get Steve Martin in as the jeweler, and Shia LesBofff as the kid.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:01,
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I heard they wanted to make it into the "KUNG FU kid"
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:57,
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zomfg kung fu pwnz kratie lolzor11111111111111111
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gravytrain ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:59,
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no doubt they will probably make it the hard hitting story
Of a black kid who mum and dad shoot up on chicken fat and live in a set of chest of draws that belong to a monkey with rabies
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:59,
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I hope will smith plays the monkey with rabies
haha RACIST LOL
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:02,
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OMG, they were tattooing a badger last night :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:53,
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I hate will smith, I hope his airplane crashes
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:59,
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haha brutal
i hope he survives the crash only to be eaten to death by very small fish over an excruciatingly and unusually long period of time
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gravytrain ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:00,
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Like small fish who crawl into your urinal tube and eat you from the inside
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:02,
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yes those
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gravytrain ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:02,
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He's going to touch his faacce oohnooo.
fuuhhhrrrrrr
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Ttssattsr ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:56,
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ats
me
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mr miagi ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:13,
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With a smile so dazzling it's a hazard for pilots.
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Tinlad ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:49,
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Look down there V
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:50,
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wow... this is already on the page
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:50,
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I know, no need to tell me.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:52,
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Crapsocks
Guess I should've checked one last time before posting. Apologies :(
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Tinlad ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:53,
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That's supremely unlucky though
If it's any consolation, I prefer yours :)
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:54,
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If it's any further consolation.. I prefer it to mine too!!!!!
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glubglub should be working on ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:24,
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...
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it... ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:40,
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Shopped only, etc...
:D
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password! ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:41,
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He's very pleased with his day's plunder!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:42,
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lol
:)
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sarah90 >you ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:42,
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Aaaaagh
*fears* I never liked that bit of the film in the first place!!
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Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:42,
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RARRRRRRRRRRRRGH
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:43,
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WARP SPASM!
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick! ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:21,
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:43,
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HaHaHaHa!
WTF?
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password! ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:45,
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I know, still it isn't as bad as Dickensons. Some times he is black, so black, that if he stood next to a black man you would think that the black guy is anaemic
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:47,
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That's not a tan.
That's clearly just very prolonged necrosis. We can only assume voodoo is somehow keeping him animate.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:46,
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there is probably a midget inside him working the controls
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:48,
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:D Valentino.
His boyfriend's just like him, except a few years younger and a few shades lighter.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:47,
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must look like a pair of strange looking tall case clocks
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:48,
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:D
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:50,
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mmmm, maybe someone should draw a clock face on their faces
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:52,
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i thought you said "MY boyfriend's just like him"
O_o
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:51,
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No, he's much blacker than my half black wife.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:53,
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You mean
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:52,
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Hah, no.
He has the frenchest name ever.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:53,
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Jean Paul Oheeoheoh?
*has no idea how to phoneticise that*
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:59,
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Oh-bear-zho-nwa.
zh being a soft J. And the first name's Rene*. I've seen all the episodes of Boston Legal, they've burnt it into my head. *now I'm second-guessing myself.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:00,
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shouldn't he be running around, double-slapping peoples faces and then shouting "You've been tango'd!"?
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:49,
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oooo
i like that hathaway lass. She purdy - and from the look of that pic, has large chebblers
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:52,
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hahaha I could have used him in this!
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:11,
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Heheheheh! Nicely done!
I have to say, I never saw what the facination everyone had with that movie was... I never thought much of it as a kid...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:45,
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i hated the songs but the bad guys were awesome
as was Caractcus Potts Snr.
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:53,
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The Car
Grandpa Benny Hill Awesome songs The Car Toot sweets Doggies Awesome film! It can't help it if you suck!
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Joliet ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:56,
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hahahahaha
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:50,
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Has it bin dun?
It my firstiest image post!
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1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:33,
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ha
I likes
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sarah90 >you ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:35,
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ha ha
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:36,
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Now with added
:)))))))))))))))))))))))) clicks
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waxdart hello. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:38,
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oh hai meester beedle!
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:41,
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oh christ no
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gravytrain ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:42,
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:36,
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hurrah!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:36,
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I SAW SOMEONE WITH BEADLEHAND
seriously. In tesco. We followed him around the cosmetics bit for a bit so I could show it to the wife. Surrepticiously, of course. I don't think he noticed.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:37,
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So you didn't get into a new york taxi and scream "Tail the freak!" then?
One of the local vicar's had a similar thing, might have actually been a different affliction but I can't really remember nor do I have enough knowledge to know that, but it was his right hand which he used to shake everyone's hand with. I remember on the two occasions at funerals when you walk past and shake his hands I wasn't sure whether I was supposed to kind of just loosely lock and risk looking like I'm disgusting, or squeeze it and possibly actually break his hand! You would have thought you'd just put out your left hand to avoid that kind of situation.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:41,
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I most certainly did not, there's a lack of them in English supermarkets.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:43,
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Beadle came
to my school fete, there's a picture of him with his wank claw on my best mate's shoulder
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it... ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:44,
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probably best he kept it where you could see it
mind of its own y'know
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:46,
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my flatmate met Beadle twice and both times insisted on shaking his funny arm
she's a bit obsessed with him actually
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:46,
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Do you think she used to lay on her bed at night thinking:
"He could go in all the way up to the elbow!"
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:47,
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I always kind of imaged the arm having the consistancy of an empty chocolate bar wrapper
crinkly on the outside, hollow on the inside
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:51,
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Argh! What is it with "up to the elbow" today? First Wow, now you.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:52,
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It's the new thing the kids are doing
it's called 'doing the marigold'. Or something funnier. I'm tired.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:54,
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"I've had it 'up to here' with it today!"
God I've got to write that one down actually.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:56,
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Pffft :D
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:38,
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Haha, and welcome
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:38,
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It has now!
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password! ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:39,
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first chuckle of the compo
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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:42,
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that's really very good!
Top snatch old bean.
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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:44,
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.
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glubglub should be working on ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:33,
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Now there are 13 of them to go wife beating
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:34,
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is that billy ocean???
Crikey - he dont half look different from his appearrance in jewel of the nile
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:37,
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yep.. when the going gets tough.
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glubglub should be working on ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:38,
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Gosh, what a beautiful man.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:38,
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The name's Blunt, James Blunt
Click for bigger (101 kb) Your All Beautiful Gay, and that's for sure.
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31,
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I hope that whoever he is pointing that gun at has an even bigger gun trained at his stupid face.
Other than that, very good :)
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:32,
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I suspect he's chosen to point it that way not for defensive reasons, but because he thought that would make the best photo.
What a prick. But top shop, M3 :)
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:34,
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cheers!~
not really a 'favourite' of mine though, so a bit tenuous on the compo rules.
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:37,
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I don't think I'd be scared
If I was in this scenario
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sarah90 >you ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:34,
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i hate him so much that all the venomous loathing has folded in on itself and now i love him
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gravytrain ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:38,
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^ this
hate isn't a strong enough word, Blunt is forcing me to invent a new adjective
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:42,
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Name's Bond ah tell thee...
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Ninj ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:39,
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Ha
I truly despise that programme.
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:40,
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Woooo
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it... ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:26,
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ok ok
people usually look worse when they're dead...sheesh...
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:30,
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hahaha!
Sofa giggles :D
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31,
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HaHaHaHaHa!
:D
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password! ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31,
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roast from this morning
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:32,
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ha ha ha
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:32,
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You're supposed to shop it
etc. /clicks
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh! ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:35,
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Jane? Where are ye?
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:20,
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Probably at Blonde Daddyshaggers R Us, still.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:21,
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oh you git
*chokes* I saw Spike Milligan there momentarily
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:21,
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^this it's the cheeks
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:24,
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but he hasn't got his trousers down, so how can you tell?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:25,
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Bwahahahah...
Loverly jubbly
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Ninj ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:22,
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haha - have this...
Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding. ‘Och, it's all going to be grand", says Jock. "I've everything organised already, the flowers, the church, the cards, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night". Archie nods approvingly. "Havens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in" continued Jock. "A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's braw, you'll look pure deed smart in that!" "And what's the tartin?" Archie then enquires.. "Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white......"
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:23,
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:D
lovely stuff.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:25,
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I'm in a posh hotel in Mayfair
I have an hour to tie my dickie bow up. It's not enough time
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:26,
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For goodness sake.
Reckon you can get to East Herts and back in under an hour? I can do it for you. edit: leave it undone, leave your collar undone and go and get a cigar and a whisky. Hum swing tunes. That's the sexiest a man can look in a tux.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:26,
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would I come back?
I'll probably do my usual trick of using a ready tied and placing the real one in my pocket for a quick swap later. There will be PLENTY of whisky /works in teh industry blog
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31,
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I don't know. Probably, I'm not that alluring.
I say go for the Sinatra post 11pm look.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:32,
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will do
we have a triangular pool table to play with tonight!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:33,
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:O
madness.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:33,
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black marker pen and draw it on
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:27,
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oh for fucks sake
as if I have a marker pen on me
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31,
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everyone should carry a marker pen
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:33,
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ring down to the front desk
they love shit like that... :) "some dickhead in room 264 needs his ass wiping..."
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:28,
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^ this wins second prize
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31,
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Or just walk down to the front desk and be very apologetic to one of the ladies around there and state "I'm a complete cretin"
One of them will probably be really mothering to you and do it.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:33,
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I NEED A TAILOR STAT
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:38,
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here.......
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weaver. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:39,
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thank you
its that magic last step I always have trouble with
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:41,
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hahahaha :D
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:26,
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hahahaha
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31,
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hoots!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:32,
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Hahaha
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:39,
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hello you lovely people
How has you day been?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:25,
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I'm picking bits of butterminty thing out of my teeth.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:27,
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Yeah sorry about that, etc etc.
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:29,
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So you should be, it was delicious.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:30,
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That's what she said!
See, just there^
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31,
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If it helps, the other she is complaining that her teeth are stuck together
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:33,
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I didn't even know you had teeth down there.
....oh
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:34,
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butter and mint, ok. Butter brandy would be better :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:32,
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hahahaha!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:27,
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May I sneak this badly seamed pearost in?
Ta
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Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on... ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:30,
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Someone needs a wash...
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:18,
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Washing doesn't really help necrosis.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:20,
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I love a bit of pube.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:20,
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Is this just for future reference, or have I missed a link?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:21,
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Too spy-i-aye.......
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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on: ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:14,
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didn't he end up working in Dixon's or something
/where are they now dubious factblog
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:21,
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Hush Hush!
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:32,
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aye oo aye
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:37,
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Er...
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muchobenny A virgin in horror. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:05,
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Pussycat, Pussycat, I love youuuuu!
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:14,
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The hills - erm, mountains are alive with the sound of muuuuusic...
In other news, I have a big box of Tesco jaffa cakes. Nyom.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:15,
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God that film was rubbish.
"OMG its about gays omg omg it's sooo like culturally aware and like the bum and everything and omg i mean - i don't have a problem with gays i think it's good they've got their own films now i treat them as normal people and everything ... " blummin daily mail rubbish. I liked that comedian what said "What's that? You're gay? Oh how marvellous! You must come to dinner one evening and meet our black friends!"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:20,
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haha!
top chuckles
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spacefish bong! ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:21,
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Fiddy, fiddy, ok Buck...
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Ninj ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:05,
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hahah - nicely shopped
He looks silly - like an angry metal dildo
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:07,
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hahaha
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:08,
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where's the 'off' button?
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:08,
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hahaha
and what Evilscary said!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:18,
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Hahahahahahahhaahahahahhaahahha!
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Paper_clip You are hearing me talk ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:43,
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Oh good God that's it.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:03,
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It's the way I am
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:59,
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pfft... spawned
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:02,
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Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:56,
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I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his tongue was on fire.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:57,
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i wouldn't piss in him mouth at all
unless there was money involved
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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time - ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:59,
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Even then.
*hates the butter plugging cunt*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:00,
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point taken
by god its quiet here today....
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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time - ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:01,
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I really should make it quieter by going and working
but I can't. be. arsed.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:02,
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That last phrase ...
The one in astrisks ... It's ... Well ...
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:01,
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?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:03,
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a last tango in paris reference?
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:12,
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Oh riiiiiight.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:13,
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THis is ace!
Woo! Click. Though John Lydon can feck right off, as he is a kant of the very highest order.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:01,
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He always was though
Him and Sid were just the tabloid friendly public face of punk
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:02,
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The Pistols were my favourite manufactured boy band.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:05,
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butter shilling fake punk tosser
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:01,
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I've got that album
Excellent stuff.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:02,
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