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[challenge entry] sausage gut
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# :D
very good ... they have a pretty good back catalogue now, although I don't think they've ever really lived up to the promise of their first EP...
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# damn right.
Ironic that there are 6 people in the pic i found...
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# especially considering there's seven in the band :P
two djs 5 mcs :)
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# *Clicks*
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# thank you, my squirrel sexing associate
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Very nice!
*concrete clickerty click*
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# 2natastic! :D
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# no compo due to lack of popness
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Ouch,,,
Did you do the first one of these?

Very nicely in any event.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Hahah!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Happy b3tatiems Mr Mue :)
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Why, thank you!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# hehehe
That film was shit
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# opinion on that movie really is split
I liked it...
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# It was just missing some thing
It could have been a fantastic film and really changed fantasy films for good, but it didn't
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# In the words of Louis Walsh
I loiked it.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# if you do the words like him
do you walk on the other side of the street, like him?
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# TJ as not my own work. missus is in love with Paint and her laptop touchpad

(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Fantastic
Encourage her (and get her an account) :D
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# ^This.
Also point her in the direction of broken picture telephone, I've improved no end drawing with a touchpad.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# one from last night


First sign of artistic talent in our house ever!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# You've bagged you a goodun
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# :D
Calcifer!!

(film not book version)
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# My thoughts...
...exactly.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# she has seen the film
and read the book.I guess she just prefers the film version....
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Very good though
Aah, Blunko!


uncensored
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Hahaha flippin 'eck!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# BOOB BOOB BOOB KNOB BOOB BOOB!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Oh that's some worlds of wrong
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# is it making you hard?

(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# That film was AMAZING
Ya Hear



AMAAAAAAAAZING
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# ha. very good.
mind if I roast this pea here?

(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Needs more repeatedly being punched in the face.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# You should put that message in a bottle.

also: Don't stand so close to me
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Sorry.
*wafts*
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# ^ Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# he is a bellend
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Haha

(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# :D Ace!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
#

(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# DUNELOLZ!
where can one find such pants?
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# REAL quick and dirty, all i have is paint


these retards are ruining a perfectly good protest. top tip: it's best to avoid being strongly opposed to things you can't spell.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# This makes my brain think.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# wow, that helmet makes his head look too small for his body
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# his
too

C-
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)
# The helmets are meant to be BIG.
To make 5' nothing pipsqeaks look big and intimidating.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# OH SHIT I'M ON FIRE!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# you don't say :)
happy candle day
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Day!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Day
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# happapapapapy b3taday!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Thanks you lot :)
But I'd like back the five years of my life please.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Happy candle day!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Happy b3taday! :)
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# arf
they're not wrong, but the spelling blunts the point somewhat :D
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# ^this
my favourite bit of graffiti was "bankers r loozers" : )
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# THAT'S RIGHT YOU CNUT








;D
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Yeah, Cnut was a good king
And used spin, to show people that he was all powerful
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I was going to do this to some graffiti on a house we were going to rent.
We didn't get the house though, so I guess it would be mean to correct the grammatical errors on someone elses property.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# "'Romans they leave the 'ouse'?!"
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)
# exactly!!
that's often the problem is the most idealistic people are often also monolithically stupid.
i say truncheon the lot of em. layabouts. you want climate change? better use of the public purse? how's about instead of daubing whatever brainfart you last had on a wall so you can indirectyl pay for it to ble cleaned, you go out en masse and sort other people's recycling? instead of maybe, getting a fuckin BUS or car to london, littering the place up, causing them to ship in loads of spare police and kit, at a HUGE cost to the public purse, then painting half-baked idealist twaddle on walls.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# "The righteousness of innocence; the arrogance of youth"
In other news, everyone's shit stinks.

Particularly self-righteous blummin hippies'.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# mine doesn't. I't's lightly scented with ginger and cinnamon
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Silly steve!
Cakes is not poos! Initially ...
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# To be fair, putting commas in capitalised graffiti is a bit much to ask :)
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)
# sorry..
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Heh-heh.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# hehehe
How do sir?
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# hehe, afternoon fella :)
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# You going out snapping?
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# the mist hasn't lifted today at all :(
there is no sun, and no real views out and about which doesn't involve mist.
Might try some indoor macro shots tonight. Got a few ideas for compositions.
Got to fill up the flickr account with something ;)
Thanks for the comment on the Blakeney pic, I have a few more to tinker with later and upload hopefully :)
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# *waves*
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# ^ THIS with knobs on!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Just send out a message on Facebook announcing a riot
and shoot everyone who turns up.

Job done
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Sponsored by the Kaiser Chiefs
"I arrange a riot"
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I am utterly opposed to floccinaucinihilipilification.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# BBC lulz
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# yes he is, he is also a smug bastard
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Shopped pictures only...etc..
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Protesters like this make me want to start a hedge fund.
Talk about putting your foot in your mouth.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# The last line is a sentence fragment.
Think along the lines of "The rich laughs filled the air".
I think this is one of those haikus.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Have these halfwits not heard of Tom Lehrer?
As he sings in "Be Prepared"

"Don't write naughty words on walls if you can't spell"

I know a few teachers and they're saying that would be classed as good spelling for 16 year olds...
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry...

...for crapness. I only have mspaint in work. Cheapskates.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Good start
Bindun, but don't let that put you off.

Wilkommen auf B3ta :)
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Even without his own face Silveria still looks like a prick.
RIGHT. I am off to go and drive around the countryside. Well, my mum shall be driving, and I shall be smoking like a Cool Dude. Bye.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# gOwA gOwA gOwA O_o
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# hahahaaha!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I have an opinion on this.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Tell us it.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# But then he wouldn't have it any more.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Johnathon Davis was a fine lyricsmith
Take this moving example...

www.metrolyrics.com/k-lyrics-korn.html
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Indeed twas a classic
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# "pecker quief oh"
*wells up
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] It felt like a good idea when I started it...

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I like all of this.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Then my work here is done!
Goodnight all...
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# has he got his Becktionary?
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I MEANT THE RHYMING BECTIONARY, YOU FOOL!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# he told me he'd thrown away his suitcase!
and given his clothes to the policeman
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# BECK OFF ;)>
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# He's crude, he's crass, he's family
he's got two turntables and a microphone
:D
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Noice one!

(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# ^This
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] What a shit movie that will make
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha
*whacks off*
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# even shitter that they are remaking it
And it looks like the whole of Will Smiths family is going to be in it, and they are moving it to Hong Kong and it wont be about Karate
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# so in fact, they are making a completely different movie?
:D
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# yes, but it will be called the karate kid
but wont be about karate
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# "The Karat Kid" - after getting beaten up for teh thousandth time, a kindly old jeweler trains up the young lad to make wonderful jewelry
to buy off the bullies with
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I fear they would still beat the carat out of him
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I still can't believe they made another 23 of them....
Tsk
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha - silly sod
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# silly sod? OI! I'm pitching the concept to the hollywood execs right now!
I want to get Steve Martin in as the jeweler, and Shia LesBofff as the kid.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I heard they wanted to make it into the "KUNG FU kid"
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# zomfg kung fu pwnz kratie lolzor11111111111111111

(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# no doubt they will probably make it the hard hitting story
Of a black kid who mum and dad shoot up on chicken fat and live in a set of chest of draws that belong to a monkey with rabies
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I hope will smith plays the monkey with rabies
haha RACIST LOL
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# OMG, they were tattooing a badger last night :)
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I hate will smith, I hope his airplane crashes
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# haha brutal
i hope he survives the crash only to be eaten to death by very small fish over an excruciatingly and unusually long period of time
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Like small fish who crawl into your urinal tube and eat you from the inside
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# yes those

(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# He's going to touch his faacce oohnooo.
fuuhhhrrrrrr
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# ats
me
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] With a smile so dazzling it's a hazard for pilots.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Look down there V
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# wow... this is already on the page
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I know, no need to tell me.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Crapsocks
Guess I should've checked one last time before posting.


Apologies :(
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# That's supremely unlucky though
If it's any consolation, I prefer yours :)
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# If it's any further consolation.. I prefer it to mine too!!!!!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Shopped only, etc...
:D
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# He's very pleased with his day's plunder!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# lol
:)
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Aaaaagh
*fears*

I never liked that bit of the film in the first place!!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# RARRRRRRRRRRRRGH

(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# WARP SPASM!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# HaHaHaHa!
WTF?
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I know, still it isn't as bad as Dickensons. Some times he is black, so black, that if he stood next to a black man you would think that the black guy is anaemic
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# That's not a tan.
That's clearly just very prolonged necrosis.

We can only assume voodoo is somehow keeping him animate.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# there is probably a midget inside him working the controls
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# :D Valentino.
His boyfriend's just like him, except a few years younger and a few shades lighter.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# must look like a pair of strange looking tall case clocks
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# mmmm, maybe someone should draw a clock face on their faces
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# i thought you said "MY boyfriend's just like him"
O_o
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# No, he's much blacker than my half black wife.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# You mean
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Hah, no.
He has the frenchest name ever.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Jean Paul Oheeoheoh?
*has no idea how to phoneticise that*
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Oh-bear-zho-nwa.
zh being a soft J.


And the first name's Rene*. I've seen all the episodes of Boston Legal, they've burnt it into my head.

*now I'm second-guessing myself.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# shouldn't he be running around, double-slapping peoples faces and then shouting "You've been tango'd!"?
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# oooo
i like that hathaway lass.

She purdy - and from the look of that pic, has large chebblers
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha I could have used him in this!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Heheheheh! Nicely done!
I have to say, I never saw what the facination everyone had with that movie was... I never thought much of it as a kid...
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# i hated the songs but the bad guys were awesome
as was Caractcus Potts Snr.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# The Car
Grandpa
Benny Hill
Awesome songs
The Car
Toot sweets
Doggies

Awesome film! It can't help it if you suck!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Has it bin dun?


It my firstiest image post!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# ha
I likes
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# ha ha

(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Now with added
:))))))))))))))))))))))))

clicks
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# oh hai meester beedle!

(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# oh christ no

(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I SAW SOMEONE WITH BEADLEHAND
seriously. In tesco. We followed him around the cosmetics bit for a bit so I could show it to the wife. Surrepticiously, of course. I don't think he noticed.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# So you didn't get into a new york taxi and scream "Tail the freak!" then?
One of the local vicar's had a similar thing, might have actually been a different affliction but I can't really remember nor do I have enough knowledge to know that, but it was his right hand which he used to shake everyone's hand with.

I remember on the two occasions at funerals when you walk past and shake his hands I wasn't sure whether I was supposed to kind of just loosely lock and risk looking like I'm disgusting, or squeeze it and possibly actually break his hand! You would have thought you'd just put out your left hand to avoid that kind of situation.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I most certainly did not, there's a lack of them in English supermarkets.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Beadle came
to my school fete, there's a picture of him with his wank claw on my best mate's shoulder
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# probably best he kept it where you could see it
mind of its own y'know
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# my flatmate met Beadle twice and both times insisted on shaking his funny arm
she's a bit obsessed with him actually
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Do you think she used to lay on her bed at night thinking:
"He could go in all the way up to the elbow!"
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I always kind of imaged the arm having the consistancy of an empty chocolate bar wrapper
crinkly on the outside, hollow on the inside
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Argh! What is it with "up to the elbow" today? First Wow, now you.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# It's the new thing the kids are doing
it's called 'doing the marigold'.

Or something funnier. I'm tired.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# "I've had it 'up to here' with it today!"

God I've got to write that one down actually.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Pffft :D
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Haha, and welcome
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# It has now!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# first chuckle of the compo
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# that's really very good!
Top snatch old bean.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# .
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Now there are 13 of them to go wife beating
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# is that billy ocean???
Crikey - he dont half look different from his appearrance in jewel of the nile
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# yep.. when the going gets tough.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Gosh, what a beautiful man.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] The name's Blunt, James Blunt


Click for bigger (101 kb)


Your All Beautiful Gay, and that's for sure.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I hope that whoever he is pointing that gun at has an even bigger gun trained at his stupid face.
Other than that, very good :)
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I suspect he's chosen to point it that way not for defensive reasons, but because he thought that would make the best photo.
What a prick.

But top shop, M3 :)
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# cheers!~
not really a 'favourite' of mine though, so a bit tenuous on the compo rules.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I don't think I'd be scared
If I was in this scenario
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# i hate him so much that all the venomous loathing has folded in on itself and now i love him

(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# ^ this
hate isn't a strong enough word, Blunt is forcing me to invent a new adjective
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Name's Bond ah tell thee...
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Ha
I truly despise that programme.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Woooo
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# ok ok
people usually look worse when they're dead...sheesh...
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# hahaha!
Sofa giggles :D
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHa!
:D
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# roast from this morning
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# You're supposed to shop it
etc. /clicks
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Jane? Where are ye?
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Probably at Blonde Daddyshaggers R Us, still.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# oh you git
*chokes*


I saw Spike Milligan there momentarily
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
#
^this

it's the cheeks
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# but he hasn't got his trousers down, so how can you tell?
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Bwahahahah...
Loverly jubbly
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# haha - have this...

Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.

‘Och, it's all going to be grand", says Jock. "I've everything organised already, the flowers, the church, the cards, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night".

Archie nods approvingly.

"Havens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in" continued Jock.

"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's braw, you'll look pure deed smart in that!"

"And what's the tartin?" Archie then enquires..

"Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white......"
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# :D
lovely stuff.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I'm in a posh hotel in Mayfair
I have an hour to tie my dickie bow up. It's not enough time
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# For goodness sake.
Reckon you can get to East Herts and back in under an hour? I can do it for you.

edit: leave it undone, leave your collar undone and go and get a cigar and a whisky. Hum swing tunes. That's the sexiest a man can look in a tux.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# would I come back?
I'll probably do my usual trick of using a ready tied and placing the real one in my pocket for a quick swap later.

There will be PLENTY of whisky

/works in teh industry blog
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I don't know. Probably, I'm not that alluring.
I say go for the Sinatra post 11pm look.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# will do
we have a triangular pool table to play with tonight!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# :O
madness.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# black marker pen and draw it on
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# oh for fucks sake
as if I have a marker pen on me
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# everyone should carry a marker pen
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# ring down to the front desk
they love shit like that... :)

"some dickhead in room 264 needs his ass wiping..."
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# ^ this wins second prize
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Or just walk down to the front desk and be very apologetic to one of the ladies around there and state "I'm a complete cretin"
One of them will probably be really mothering to you and do it.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I NEED A TAILOR STAT
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# here.......
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# thank you
its that magic last step I always have trouble with
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# hoots!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# hello you lovely people
How has you day been?
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I'm picking bits of butterminty thing out of my teeth.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Yeah sorry about that, etc etc.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# So you should be, it was delicious.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# That's what she said!
See, just there^
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# If it helps, the other she is complaining that her teeth are stuck together
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I didn't even know you had teeth down there.
....oh
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# butter and mint, ok. Butter brandy would be better :)
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] May I sneak this badly seamed pearost in?


Ta
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Someone needs a wash...
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Washing doesn't really help necrosis.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I love a bit of pube.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Is this just for future reference, or have I missed a link?
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Too spy-i-aye.......
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# didn't he end up working in Dixon's or something
/where are they now dubious factblog
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Hush Hush!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# aye oo aye
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Er...
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Pussycat, Pussycat, I love youuuuu!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# The hills - erm, mountains are alive with the sound of muuuuusic...
In other news, I have a big box of Tesco jaffa cakes. Nyom.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# God that film was rubbish.
"OMG its about gays omg omg it's sooo like culturally aware and like the bum and everything and omg i mean - i don't have a problem with gays i think it's good they've got their own films now i treat them as normal people and everything ... "

blummin daily mail rubbish. I liked that comedian what said "What's that? You're gay? Oh how marvellous! You must come to dinner one evening and meet our black friends!"
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# haha!
top chuckles
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Fiddy, fiddy, ok Buck...
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# hahah - nicely shopped
He looks silly - like an angry metal dildo
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# where's the 'off' button?
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha
and what Evilscary said!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahahhaahahahahhaahahha!
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Oh good God that's it.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the way I am
Dont hide in the closet
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# pfft... spawned
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his tongue was on fire.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# i wouldn't piss in him mouth at all
unless there was money involved
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Even then.
*hates the butter plugging cunt*
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# point taken
by god its quiet here today....
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I really should make it quieter by going and working
but I can't. be. arsed.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# That last phrase ...
The one in astrisks ...

It's ...

Well ...

(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# a last tango in paris reference?
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Oh riiiiiight.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# THis is ace!
Woo!

Click.

Though John Lydon can feck right off, as he is a kant of the very highest order.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# He always was though
Him and Sid were just the tabloid friendly public face of punk
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# The Pistols were my favourite manufactured boy band.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# butter shilling fake punk tosser
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I've got that album
Excellent stuff.
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

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