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# ...



Yes, Prof, I know... t'ra for now...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# ha ha ha
:D

back to work

... could someone also please tell me to fuck off encourage me to do my work rather than post here too.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Certianly Not!
I wouldn't dream of such a thing!

*gets into a right old flap*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# :D
silly sausage... I heard you had a very nice weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Saturday was fab, ta
Sunday.... less so. Such is the way of these things.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# *Sunday Hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# No!
*hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I'm preparing another mighty CDC animation

*audience goes meeehhhh*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# But if I tell YOU to do that...
who's going to tell ME to do that???
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I dunuh
the coastguard?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# But I AM the coastguard!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I will
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Always to be relied on, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# every dirty job that comes along
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I have no doubt, sir
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Electronic Random Number Indicating Equipment
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# *admonishes*
You bad man...

Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Polio?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# giving head
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I'm afraid I have to play the Vienna card here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Also.... Whats a Grecian Urn?
50 bob a week.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# "So excuse me while I slap on a plastic smile and drag myself through this shit one more time ... "


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# \o/
Why is it always Bill Hicks in your posts?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Why does it always rain on me
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Cos you touch yourself at night
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# No, he meant it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# *dies a little inside*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Yeah, that's another side-effect.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# That explains that strange hollow feeling I have
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# also
you're partially made of dust
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# You are excused.
Ooooh, I have a new desk. I've covered it in shite already.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Why did you shit on his desk?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# is it one of those desks where you can see everyone but they can't see what you're doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Quite the other way around, unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# You can come and share my office.
It's got blinds and everything.....


;-)

Edit: *HHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSS*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# *procures telescope*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Ooooooooooh, if only.
You STILL need a PA. *huuuuuuuuuuuuuugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Right Ms Wow,
We need to organise that Bobbins Conference for all the fucktards in the Munich office, take a letter, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Hang on
*runs downstairs, beats shit out of postman, steals letter*


Here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# and, spookily, it's addressed to you
....!

*bear hugs*

morning misses.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Excellent work.
I think it's time for lunch. Get your coat, love - you've pulled...

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# :D
God, stress a go go today at work. All go kaput. Captain arg. CIGGY TIME.

*stomps off*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# *lends whatever support is possible*
*decides the truss isn't a good idea*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# "...what is he working on in there?"
"I don't know sir, but we think it's going to revolutionise something about the way we think about something today...!"
"what a guy!"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# is that
Vagabond's next plot?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# it could be - if he plays his cards right...
it's partially stolen from Red Dwarf though - I'm not sure how people feel about that
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Feel about Red Dwarf?
Well, they sure as shit shouldn't have made those new episodes that went out over last weekend. That was a Bad Idea.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# bugger
I had a desk like that at the big red X company, so I fitted wing mirrors to my monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Now there's a bloody good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# it is
funny - people ended up thinking I was watching them, so they started avoiding me

I had flash cards for the rest, they said:
YES
NO
I DELETED IT
and
I LIKE YOUR HAIR
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# You're hired!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# "Yeah so anyway I thought well I like cheesecakes so I figured I'd get a job driving a cheesecake truck and they said 'Can you drive?' and I said 'Yes.'and they said 'You're hired!'"
Thanks for all the loffly loffly comments, every peeps!

I'm currently flicking between this and trying to figure out what the bloody hell's going on, so forgive me for not replying to each and every one of you personally with a kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
#
So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck,
cuz I figured at the end of the day,
I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home.
And I love cheesecake.

So I went to the cheesecake company
and they asked me if I could drive a truck and I said yes,
and they said 'You're hired!'

So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes
and I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake
so I pulled over and opened the truck
and I got a cheesecake, and I also took one for later,
and I took one for my friend Farmboy,
and I took one to bring home,
and by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes
so I took another one.

Then I figured I might as well stop at my house
to drop off all the cheesecakes,
so I take five cakes to eat on the way,
and I drive another block and a half to my house.

Now it's lunch time so I eat ten cheesecakes,
and a cheesecake for dessert.
I should point out, by the way,
that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious.

Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do
would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes
and hide the truck somewhere
and leave town.

And I miss everybody a lot
but I'm not really sorry
because they were very delicious cheesecakes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I had one until abou six months ago
now I have my monitor facing a corner that only I inhabit. Hence b3ta, kongregate etc.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# hurrah!
I had one at the company I just left - but then their only internet usage policy was "just don't download any porn"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# that's the opposite
to my internet usage policy
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# ha ha ha
morning Sir - how are ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# 'ning
no work to do as the guy training us has had babysitting problems and isnt here, how's your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I've got loads to do
:P

sux...

aside from that - not bad at all many thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# bloody irish
guy won't stop talking
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# this
www.thinkgeek.com/computing/accessories/2940/
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# this
www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/japanfan/b625/
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# *gleeeee*
www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/japanfan/8823/
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I have one of those
which is why I'm on b3ta right now *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# by 'desk' do you mean
the big bush in the park by the swings?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# *rustles raincoat*
no
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# who's Russell
and why do you have his raincoat?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I'm holding it for him while he gets permission from his mum
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# you're a good friend
Russell's a lucky boy
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# It's not a real desk unless it is covered in mess
Hello lovely

Hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# In answer to your question:
Souk Medina.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# *writes down*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Thank you sir, was it in soho?
I wish i was back there with you guys, instead of at work
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Seven Dials, sir
In der naher von Covent Garden. T'other side of Cambridge Circus.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# *notes down*
Getting an oyster card, coming up to london a bit more often
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# *brandishes tea* I am with tea
and stressed to buggery. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Withdrawls from my happy pill, as i forgot to take it last night. So feel shit
I'm going to get some strong black coffee.

*hugs to destress you*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Aw, thanks lovely.
I've only forgotten one pill in two months, which is good for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Bit worse on these, as they are so strong
Feels like someone is trying to suck my brain and eyes out with an industrial hoover
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Mice,
They're just fag rats.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# pfffft....
watched that last night.
Apart from the stuff about the record, I thought it was possibly the weakest one so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I've enjoyed them all loads
I rather liked the bit at the end about Kevin's apple shop...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I thought it was funny until it went nuts at the end
...even Catherine tate wouldn't let a sketch run on that long
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Why...

* Just "WHY?", OK!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Are you inside a space ship?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# May I enquire as to the persistence of precipitation within
your digital representations?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I want to see what happens when everyone in a city quits their jobs at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# MILD CHAOS
happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# There'd be a tremendous shortage of cardboard boxes and comfort chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# And adjustable spanners, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# How so?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# To help with fine-tuning the chocolate, of course!
Do keep up, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# why is it always so full of WOO in your pictures?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Fight @ the sea
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I think I see Shergar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# C'MON BARRY!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# That timing and font aren't really doing it for me:(
but funny after I'd gone through it 3 or 4 times.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# What do you suggest?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# don't use fake tan
if you want a posh wank
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Never shit in the pool
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Just slightly slower frame rate or using strike on the text.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# they're really in love aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# heh :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Hurm...
(Who blew luigi, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Smiley Central must die!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# my interpritation:
the 4 chan smiley
in female form
with her hair smeared in shit
and dressed in the make-up of the joker character from batman


very sinister
(Peter_G, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# lol 4chan

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# like b3ta
but with no standards
(Peter_G, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# ...
Which is a lot better, IMHO.
(Who blew luigi, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Well, your HO
is wrong :P
(Peter_G, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# please don't let us keep you
from going right back where you came from
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Then why the fuck didn't you post it there and leave us alone eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# you silly cunt.
Be off with you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Both have their own merits.
I must confess that 4chan is my own secret guilty pleasure too. While it's probably the stupidest place on the internet, I find their youthful high spirits charming in a way.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# 4 chan can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# lol
How...websitist.
(Who blew luigi, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# go away..shoo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# ^this
We don't take kindly to people from 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# 4chan is so stupid
who needs a Cute/Male board... is that just the equivalent of our /board?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Why do you do 4chan stuff @ b3ta...
you make the Space time Space/Time Continuum unstable
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# worse still
the magic donkey may cry a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# As far as I know that's a something awful :awesome:
I've seen a joker version already.


L2INTERNET GUYZ
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# so I understand
but it soon spread to other forums

...say some people. there seems to be some quarreling going on about who had it first... LOLINTERNETS
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Pffft.
Like the lolcats?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# like most widespread memes I think, yes

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# bwee
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Oooh certificate!
Can I have one of those?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# They must be earned.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho...etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
# hehehe
g g g g g reat
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Hahahaha, t-t-t-t-t-t-op w-w-w-w-w-w-work
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Pppppppppfftttt.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Haha
Morning lovely people, how are we all today? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# a little gay with some straitness and transexual mood full of lesibanism
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# I imagine that to look like this...

(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# pretty much
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Hungry.
For _______
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# CAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# This could work. We have cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# But is it already the TIEM for CAKE?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Not quite.
Perhaps I'll try to find some bacon first.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Combine the cake with bacon
you get cakon
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
how much cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I would like a slice of Chococakey
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# A whole chocolate cake bought from the farmer's market.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Chocolate battenburg?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Oh god that's giving me the horn
Though you'd have to change the apricot to strawberry or blackberry and the marizpan to just a thick chocolate layer.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# chocolate butter icing works well
mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# a gallon of cake
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# This make my sickbone tickle
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# eskin
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# effulgent
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# louche
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# In need of TEA
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# What kind of tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Assam!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Green Tea FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# I think most breakfast blends are a mix of the two =)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# The hot wet kind
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I have my pint mug of tea
first of the day, starting with some earl grey just to be posh
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Happy cos its payday
sad cos my new pussy cats are poorly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I'm doing 'roleplay'
for the next three hours
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# O_o
Roleplay?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# What kind of roleplay?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# sexy customer & telesales operative
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# sounds fun
Can I be an ugly customer & telesales operative instead of a code monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I'll take that as a no then... :(
*Goes back to coding*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# its a yes
but you're wearing the headset
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Somehow I don't wanna ask
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# here, take my +3 axe of mutilation


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# yay for hard barstard castle!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# this reminds me
my royal marine is done
from this
(Peter_G, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Wonderful vectorage!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# thanks
I think I've found my style for the next few months - unfortunately it's a very tedious process :(
(Peter_G, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Indeed, vectors are like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Twitter is the new tesco value!

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# haha!
ning, boab!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# ning yersel'
It's so funny how we don't talk anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# there's a safari happening
over there
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Hay guyz I did this on my arm while waiting to go on Dumbo at Disneyland Paris


Disneyland is awesome, yo. They sell some really realistic looking capguns there. I wanted one but they're a bit expensive and we'd probably have problems with customs.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Verywosome!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Ta!
You can't see demoman very well from the top shot though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Where's the pianoman?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Well the music man came from far away.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)
# *BILLY JOELS*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Ah yes
This other fabled arm!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)
# I'm just going to chuck this is here

(Peter_G, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Hahaha, nice.
I made a battenburg recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# I wish there where a vegan battenburg :(
I watched 720 hd version of 2001 a few hours ago bloody ace it was, but it took ages to download though
(Peter_G, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# It's not hard to make.
Just get yourself some non-cochneal red food dye and some vegan eggs and make yourself a battenberg.

You don't need to use animal bits in the marzipan or jam, unless you choose to add bacon or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# hmmmm
you may have just given me something to do today :D
(Peter_G, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Huzzah!
Also, Somerfield gives you plenty of premade marizpan for £1.

It's enough to make a large battenberg, it consists of about 29% almonds and the rest is three sugars.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# This is fake! I don't believe you have arms!!!
woo'n'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)
# It's true! I'm actually a flid :(
I'm mashing the keyboard with my tiny arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)
# We all know this too is a lie
Everyone knows you have a little dobby stick attacked to your forehead and you type by going dobbydobby,dobbydobby.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Thankfully I listen to loads of heavy metal \m/
So my neck muscles are powerful and allow me to rapidly dob.



Dob dob dob dob dob.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# said the vicar to the actress.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
# are you by chance autistic?
(Peter_G, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Look up for less fuchsia
/ac


Also no. I do get bored easily though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:49, archived)
# When I get bored I just start wanking
been kicked out of sixflags lots of tiems
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Nawty nawty.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Everyone's a little bit autistic
fact
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Yays
*runs to casino to count cards*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)
# 52 :)
Am I counting yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Actually I counted slipper.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# How informal.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# you mounted Flipper?
SICK
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
# mmmmm
well sorta

there are three main critieria 1. social impairment 2. communication difficulties 3 non-social problems (such as repetitive behaviour or restricted interests). showing all three would probably place you on the autistic spectrum. showing one wouldnt.









(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Would just being (3) make you a little bit OCD then?
I know the two are connected, but they are a bit different aren't they?

I'm not a doctor, as you know
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# well think of it like this
oh look theres a dog outside

where was I?

Oh yeah, its the stimlulation that's different.
Too many sensations = autistic
Too many things = OCD
Toomany ideas = aspergers
Too many rules = ADD


(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# good call
scratching it into your arm with a broken bottle was probably a bad idea though
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:46, archived)
# True.
Afterwards my arm was a huge red mess :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)
# never mind
I bet all the French chicks love it... le phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:51, archived)
# "you 'ave - 'ow you say? -
pwnd my 'art!"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Some kid burnt your arm?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:49, archived)
# *indecent amounts of huggings*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Woohoo!
*hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# how are ya
sexy britches? And how's the nipper?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Tits o'clock is usually around 1am.
wait.....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# I think there were loads of tits around Disneyland.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(Peter_G, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Tits?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# MOAR TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# TIIIIIIIITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# TITTY TITTY TIT TIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Titty titty titty tit, Titty titty titty tit, Titty titty titty tit, titititit
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Doobs and baps and pups,
and chebs and tits and flubs,
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Tatas and norks and bewbs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Tit, tit tit, tit tit tit tit tit TITS
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# WHAT???
what do you want?! lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I'm good ta
Lacking in sleep due to storm last night, but otherwise fine and dandy. Nipper is crawling (bye bye all precious possessions) and has four teeth at last count.

Plus I reckon she's pretty gorgeous
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# :D
she's lovely (but then she's from good stock) ... she looks like a proper terror of a b3ta b4by

yay for bambinos!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# :D
She's a happy little soul
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# that's good news
some brilliant excellent wonderful friends of mine are brewing up their first just now... (s)he's due in September....

*super glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# GLEE!
A friend of ours is due her second in July :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# The queues at Disneyland can get violent :(
I saw the one for Peter Pan, lynchings everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:51, archived)
# I can believe it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)
# If this is what happens when you run out of pages in your sketch pad, I'd hate to see what happens when you run out of toilet paper.....
heheh, that is actually very cool arm-illustrating!:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# I tend to use the london paper.
Also, I'd merely forgotten to bring my sketchbook along with me at that point.

Thanks by the way :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# very good
now get dermatographia ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Pretty cool =)
I've done similar things, but mine was using a joss stick to burn a smiley face in the back of my hand, which turns out much better than stars do.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# thats ace!
Spy sappin' mah arm!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Hehe =)
I've got an engie close up, and one I did recently with him as a zombie.


I like engie.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
# i love his redneck jig taunt
YIPPITY YAYA WOO YAAA AYAO!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Hell yeah :D
It's fun to do that dance IRL. YEE HAW.

*slaps thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I'm surprised they let let you on it after that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Well I did have a coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# and how is everyone this fine wet miserable morning?
(Peter_G, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:17, archived)
# haha! :D
Ningle's PG, and ningles to the whole /board!

this morning Matthew Broderick's doppelgänger was on my train. It was very strange.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:21, archived)
# N I N G A L L S !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:27, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha

ningles bad wolf
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Hahahah! nings WB!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:31, archived)
# this made me yawn
(Peter_G, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:33, archived)
# You are now under its power....

EDIT: also this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Stevie Ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:29, archived)
# nings prof!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:31, archived)
# Looks like another bright and shiny day over here

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)
# it was thundering and lightning here but one hour ago
(Peter_G, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)
# that was
Valhalla calling you home
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Why is it always thunder and lightning in your posts?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:28, archived)
# ... Thor
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Where the hell is the Son of Odin these days anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:35, archived)
# I think he has worky situations
which do not allow him near this part of the internet... Either that or him and Freebs have started their own message board and puerile digital arts community
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:37, archived)
# I don't like message boards or puerile digital arts communities


oh.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:42, archived)
# I read somewhere that they're mostly full
of foreigners and feckless tossers who find humour in the most stupid and disgusting things... this sort of sick filth should be banned before it undermines the moral heartland of England.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Surely
there's room in this internet town for one purile digital arts community?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:44, archived)
# certainly
I can't be bothered to look for a better one.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:46, archived)
# YEA! Wednesday morning RAVE!

*Dances around the breakfast bowl
"Big fish - little fish - cardboard fish"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:37, archived)
# YAY
this pic makes we want to go out and spend my way out of debt...

*confuses*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:28, archived)
# More nings board
I'm putting off doing work... I should probably fuck off and do it to it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:30, archived)
# Morning Gordon!!

(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:33, archived)
# I fail to see what the character Brian Blessed voiced in
The Phantom Menace has to do with this thread... oh wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Lols...
The Background is indeed Coruscant!
Well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:36, archived)
# 'nings b3ta!
Noice.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Hey !!!!!


Payday which means I get the brief thrill of having money before realising it's all gone before I can get to the cashpoint
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:46, archived)
# the patented JollyJack font!
The thunder woke me up an hour earlier than i normally get up.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:05, archived)
# Got some pepper and salt?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:05, archived)
#
Why not?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:07, archived)
# Yep, I know about that one
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:10, archived)
# What's next an animated weener?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:09, archived)
# A laminated tweezer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:10, archived)
# A penetrated leecher
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:11, archived)
# An emaciated wheezer?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:14, archived)
# Emancipated pleaser
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:21, archived)
# HAM THIS HICH QUILT!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:08, archived)
# *puts down piece of toast*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:12, archived)
# that's pretty disgusting, but superbly achieved. It is a valid fear that nobody appreciates.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:21, archived)
# Hah, you forgot this:

.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)
# THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON EGGS
ningles Dr. B
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:30, archived)
# Holy Vomiting Popes on Skateboards!™
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:23, archived)
# That makes me feel so good about my breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:40, archived)
# BALUT BALUT BALUT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Not photoshopped but I don't give a fuck.


I have a horn.
(riedacher_bertram, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 7:55, archived)
# Yeah?
I don't give a fuck either.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 7:58, archived)
# quaff it! quaff it good!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:00, archived)
# That's nice dear
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:04, archived)
# morning Beryl
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:32, archived)
# THis blows
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:09, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:22, archived)
# it's too early for me
*sips coffee*
*Irishes up coffee*
*gulps it down*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:31, archived)
# this is totally the sort of thing
the internet would go tits over!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:32, archived)
# I do mind so I have shopped it for you...
EDIT: shopped really badly shopped

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:34, archived)
# I endorse this comment
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:41, archived)
# this would be a fantastic investment
I give it 4 out of 5:

$$$$*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:42, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# 'ning board!


(living in the past due to easter)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 7:47, archived)
# That's some impressive 3 way action
send it to the Daily Mail and demand that such filth be stamped out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 7:59, archived)
# is it?

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:01, archived)
# Impressive cockage!

Mogguh mensuh!


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:05, archived)
# and you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:05, archived)
# mogge medi
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:51, archived)
# please tell me you did this with ballpoint pens and a ruler
 
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:54, archived)
# ruler?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:55, archived)
# its like a slide rule
without the slide
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 6:24, archived)
# that's terrible.
slide is vital.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 7:00, archived)
# Used on the westslide
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 7:02, archived)
# and a litre of Liquid Paper
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:55, archived)
# you mix that shit with campari it's one hell of a cocktail.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 7:25, archived)
# Yes this cross-hatching is pretty cool
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:55, archived)
# yay!
I like these
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:57, archived)
# happy b3taday, you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 6:59, archived)
# Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandle daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:07, archived)
# i leaned back to look at this from a distance and fell into bed.
omg 99kb faq etc
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:59, archived)
# lol rolf etc
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 6:00, archived)
# bummer
faq says 100kb. you live to fight another day.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 6:02, archived)
# Saved by 1kb
It's my lucky kb. I'll keep it forever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 6:06, archived)
# Lush
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:59, archived)
# You should get these done in poster size.
They would be a really simple print job and very effective. AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 6:10, archived)
# please tell me you did this with a stillborn duck and a pear.
and a litre of geritol.

hullo all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 6:59, archived)
# and combined with an essence of tender hating care
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 7:00, archived)
# i beat it with a hammer for days to make it as tender as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 7:04, archived)
# I know which one I'd rather eat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 7:07, archived)
# i won't tell you about tonight's dinner so yours doesn't wind up all over the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 7:10, archived)
# Knowing him, he probably cheated by using a live duck again

hullo postbear
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:08, archived)
# I liek it!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 7:50, archived)
# oh my, nice cross-hatching.
your post further up, taken together with this one, makes me think you've going through an eggy/chicky phase.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 8:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:42, archived)
# WHAT
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:48, archived)
# I'd like to smack #23 around! :P
(Fly Projector, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:50, archived)
# That must have been the XXX version of "The Contest" episode
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:54, archived)
# NO ONE'S PISSING ON KRAMER.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:55, archived)
# Exactly
it's definitely not one of the more recent episodes which have appeared exclusively here on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 6:09, archived)
# Wow, they've made it look even more boring than the original.
That takes effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 6:08, archived)
# Wait, did you just say that seinfeld was bad?
MY WORSHIP IS NOT IRONIC
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 6:15, archived)
# MY HATE IS BEYOND MEASURE.
For you it's a kooky world from far away that you have never seen before.

While for me, it is like watching your relatives reenact sketches
they've only half remembered the punch line from. You never
have seen David Steinberg or the host of other idiots they ape.
TV and stage, on the east coast, was a dull hell in the 60/70's.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 6:30, archived)
#
www.courttv.com/archive/casefiles/verdicts/mackenzie.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 6:36, archived)
# PERVERT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 6:45, archived)
# That case is more humorous than the episode. QED

Hardly a topic for work. Wanker like behavior to bring it up. He
got very lucky. A decade later he'd get more than a pervert label.
He would be on a sex offender list if it went before the court now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 6:59, archived)
# all this and a candy coating.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 7:07, archived)
# I just did the stereoscope thing!
I'm frightened hold my hand! :(
(Fly Projector, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:49, archived)
# Unstable and rather crude.

Might have to redo it someway.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 6:07, archived)
# whoa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 6:08, archived)
# Wow - he's multi-talented SOC Analyst
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 6:11, archived)
# rather like us, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 6:46, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 7:03, archived)
# sometimes he gives himself the creeps.
b& b&
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 7:17, archived)
# Behold, Planet Tutu

Cloned from bits of the great man himself.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:52, archived)
# haha
only slightly terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:53, archived)
# Yoinks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:55, archived)
# TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:55, archived)
# Happy B3taday Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:07, archived)
# YOWZA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:10, archived)
# VIMOD-O-GRAM: DELIVERED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:14, archived)
# Is this vimod at play?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbpfsrsQdAQ
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:27, archived)
# Here's a repoast for Bargearse

(Fly Projector, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:31, archived)
# hahaha - Yes i love it
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:13, archived)
# Happy b3taday sir.
☀
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With apologies to Tahkcalb.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:13, archived)
# <u>&#9728;</u> and put &nbsp; between the | |'s for the full effect.
[/:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:33, archived)
# Happy B3tatiems gronks
Cheers kids :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:16, archived)
# ALSO: YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:26, archived)
# I love this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:26, archived)
# Happy Candle day to you too!
Hey last night I laughed so hard when you wrote this: b3ta.com/board/9359117

(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:31, archived)
# :D
I have my moments
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 6:00, archived)
# happy b3taday, bld.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 7:08, archived)
# Cheers postie
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 7:14, archived)
# BALLS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 7:26, archived)
# Many happy b3tas
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:37, archived)
# nice
reminds me a bit of the new thermals album
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Awww
I really like the sky in that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:06, archived)
# WOAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:03, archived)
# IT'S A FUN OLD FUCKING TIME. i TELL YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:07, archived)
# THIS MESSAGE BEARS THE HALLMARKS OF A MAN USING CAPS LOCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:10, archived)
# CAPS LOCK IS IN VOGUE.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:12, archived)
# YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW BUSTER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:13, archived)
# IN JAPAN, THEY CALL IT "CAPS ROCK"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:14, archived)
# OH NO YOU CAN'T HAVE JUST DI'INT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:20, archived)
# I TRIED NOT TO SEE IT
I TRIED NOT TO SEE THE SIGNS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:13, archived)
# ALSO WATCH OUT FOR M NIGHT SHYAMALAN.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:15, archived)
# BEHOLD THE EYES OF TUTU ARE UPON US!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:07, archived)
# Swingin', daddio.
I found an interesting album cover.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-afUz4i4oc
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:07, archived)
# I WANNA GROWL.
RRRRROW!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:13, archived)
# I ain't got no future, but what the fuck.
I'm a born loser, never had no luck.

♦
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:16, archived)
# OH GOD EYEBALLS
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:22, archived)
# I see ......i see! :|
Carry on!
(Fly Projector, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:33, archived)
# Intra-vulvular
with eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:06, archived)
# Epic stuff mo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:13, archived)
# HAPPY B3TA DAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:53, archived)
# Cheers x
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 6:00, archived)
# This is genius
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:32, archived)
# Haha
this is TUTU!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:53, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
eww, horriblegood.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 7:03, archived)
# this is truly excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:50, archived)
# Hahaha
that's completely fantastic, have a *click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:52, archived)
# :D!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:55, archived)
# WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:56, archived)
# That's what he's talk'n bout!
(Fly Projector, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:57, archived)
# this is the real buddy holly story
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHA - Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:08, archived)
# this is almost certainly one of the best things ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:22, archived)
# ????
I like this very much :)

and very happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:39, archived)
# MADNESS I SAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 7:42, archived)
# ...there's no wrong way to eat a twizzler
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:35, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:53, archived)
#

(Fly Projector, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:16, archived)
# The wrong way to eat a twizzler is with a knife and fork.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:31, archived)
# Happy B3TA Day
(Fly Projector, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:41, archived)
# burn that candle at both ends, dude
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:48, archived)
# happy candle!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:48, archived)
# THE WRONG WAY TO EAT A TWIZZLER IS AT ALL.
 
ARE YOU SURROUNDED BY EMPTY BOTTLES AND SHITRAGS YET, GRONKPAN?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:50, archived)
# THAT'S A YES TO EMPTY BOTTLES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:51, archived)
# YO YO YO
 
we did get into the second bottle of Absolut on Saturday but we did not finish it.
I modified your Jesus Juice recipe, I made it vodka and sambucca over ice in a big wine glass topped up with red wine (a reasonable merlot) and a splash of coke, stirred.

and by the time my friends had made themselves ill I had to finish the left over drinks
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:54, archived)
# it isn't jesus juice unless you drink it from a coke can
preferably with pills of some description crushed into it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:58, archived)
# no to the coke can
 
yes to the pills
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:02, archived)
# also I rang my old place of work this morning
I said I was calling in sick and would be there tomorrow. My old boss got a little bit flustered.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:01, archived)
# japes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Give your boss some Shitrags, he'll thank you for it.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:12, archived)
# Hahaa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:13, archived)
# REALITY TROLL
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:25, archived)
# I LIKE TWIZZLERS
oh yes.
AND A NICE B3TADAY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:53, archived)
# ooh, you fibber.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:56, archived)
# HAPPY B3DAY!
☀
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In text for you, even though you're
not image blocked as much anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:54, archived)
# I'm not image blocked but I do seem to have gone over my bandwidth cap
This is quite the achievement I should add
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:57, archived)
# congratulations on being on fire
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:06, archived)
# JUST LIKE THAT VIETNAMESE MONK
CONGRATS, BUDDY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:11, archived)
# Stretch it Barack! Stretch it!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:09, archived)
# well..no one else is posting...and it's LATE!
: D

is bedtime.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:17, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(Peter_G, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Aww.. Bless him!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:14, archived)
# g'night Tits!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Goodnight tits
I think I shall sleepys aswell
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# I like how you come out at this time of night, tits.
NOT THE FIRST TIME I'VE SAID THAT AHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)
# A pair of tits!
YAY!!!!!!!


Edit- Yay for hemoptysis!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:29, archived)
# THAT WAS US ON THE WEEKEND
FUN TIMES MAN

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:37, archived)
# nighty night
tits
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Happy blood vomit night.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:43, archived)
# that's the funny thing about throwing up red wine
even when you know it's red wine, it sure as hell looks like blood.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:51, archived)
# I try not to look at my vomit any longer than necessary
I'm always afraid I'll see something that looks like it should have stayed attached inside me.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 4:25, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 3:52, archived)
# NO! not cat...MEERKAT!
and he wants shade...cool shade...
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Yay!
its tits'o clock!

Lovely work as usual. Nice to see something other than sodding cats!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# cat sodding!
*readies the feline bugger-o-tron*

here... have a counterpoint:


(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# take that you furry barstools!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
# I bet it's a dog working that machine : D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I'm never sure how clear that Mcdonalds happy meal symbol is on the bucket...
is it just that I know it's there so can read it fine..or is it fine?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Oh I see it now, but your eyes are innitially drawn to the cats
also why does the tag flash?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:05, archived)
# because I wasn't used to cs4 :)
also the shadow dances on one of the cats.. just before it starts moving towards the grinder... but I heard it wasn't actually the cat a midget hung themselves on set.

EDIT: also the blood stays still while the engine shakes... and the cats change proportions slightly before they move.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# it's good nonetheless :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# I like it. :D
and I'm lazy enough not to care that much about the minor errors.

I feel sorry about the midget though.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Im lazy enough to make one animation per year and they are both basically the same thing :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# after that manhunt one in the image compo.. I've had enough of it for a while :)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
# that was rather aces :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)
# :) cheers dude
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)
# : D
You are truely magnificant mr tits!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# tits > everyone else
(Peter_G, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# IIIII know what this reminds me of.
That bit in the film when the cave paintings come to life to show history. Its happened in a few films?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)
# yes - it happened in schindler's list.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# ahh yes, the famous cave painting scene in schindler's list
(Peter_G, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Is that before or after...
...the eskimo fight?
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Oh god that wasn't brilliant.
The way they made the salmon in colour was truely moving and the most perfect analogy for goebbells misinformation ministry ever captured on celluloid.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)
# showing the pre-historic hitlersaurus chasing the cave-jews
very moving.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I always tear up at that bit
Still the graduation parade where Dean Himmler falls off the stage and into the cake that Jizzer filled with dog-poop always cheers me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)
# not as good as the dance off between the jews and nazis at the gates of the concentration camp though
(Peter_G, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)
# is it wrong that I visualised this with the fight music from star trek playing in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)
# hahaha
(Peter_G, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Bah!
tubedubber aint there anymore :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)
# That bird that played anne frank still gets my engine going
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)
# I don't know that song...
...but birds do sing nice.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)
# ICE AGE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# I love the energy your animations convey :D
lovely stuffs :)

massive fuck off woos but I think it's getting to the point where they're pretty much a given ;P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# fucking yes
'clicks big times'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# total yippee
woo-they're full o'go-go-go:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
# I love your style so very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
# is it the tits posting hour already?
must be my bedtime

woo as ever and goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Are you making one of these a day?
Or posting a back catalog slowly? Awesome animations, I love em
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)
# One a day
...i'm building a back cat now! Lol
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)
# This is wonderful!
*delurks*....Wow first time on here for a while - "Hello Cleveland b3ta!"
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)
# OH HAI BHLC!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Oh HAI
Epiphanai! We can has large cheezeburger soon?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# hmmmm maybe.... I need a job or something
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# I wish
to compare him / her / it to other meercats, is there somewhere I can do this?
(The Director of Directing, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# probably not
(Peter_G, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# there never is
when you need one
(The Director of Directing, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Nice work as always.
I'm standing in a long queue and it looks good on a mobile phone screen.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:15, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhhahhahh awesome
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:40, archived)
# HAPY UNDER MI PLAM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:53, archived)
# More woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:19, archived)
# Have a partially finished vector of Royal Marine from 1815
(Peter_G, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# This is the unknown soldier
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# you heard the tune called that by fela kuti?
Sodding ace, it is.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Reminds me of Empire: Total W
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Sorry I crashed
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)
# VIDEO GAME SATIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Pffft 1815 my arse...
It's clearly one from the Salamanca campaign of 1812. I saw it on Sharpe once.
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# but.. but but
google images tag words sais it's 1815 :(
(Peter_G, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Om Nom Nom
Clank Clank Clank
Photobucket

For Bigger

Any animators present?
(ArcanVmXII, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Rev?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Im not very good
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# but you can make happy water:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# That took me 25mins and I thought that was too long
I really have no paitence for things
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# did this always bounce?
i'm sure my memory is telling me it splished and then another one happened....?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# I did a new one :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)
# \0/
....../\





*splish*


:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I can't optimise for shit mind : D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Don't look now but you've got an abnormal growth on your face.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Yeah.
That's my nose
(ArcanVmXII, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# damn!
b3ta.com/board/9361372
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# us humans call it a nose
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# nicely :D
also... yes:

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Hahaha needs more giant cock with a mind of its own :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
# scrtchscrtch. He's listening
(ArcanVmXII, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# :D
nice spotlighting :)

do you do much of it yourself then?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Ya
Made the image ages ago and somebody here animated it for me.
(ArcanVmXII, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 2:43, archived)
# ahem

apologies for leaping on M3Essential's bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
#
Well, I like it...
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)

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