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# Ticket to Hull. Student fare plz.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)
# i like this, but it makes no sense
fuck it, i'm off to bed.
now, where did i leave those batteries...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)
# blackguy + specky ginger nerd
= ninja baby?
(Peter_G, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)
# check the file name
 
personally I would have thought GINGER NIGGER had more of a ring to it
but GIGGER would ruin the.. joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# although I do use the expression "ginger ninja" for certain cats I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)
# "how about.. No-Gooders?"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlGCNXrUsDA
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:22, archived)
# What about nerdy man plus black woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)
# As realistic as a £3 note
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:24, archived)
# A couple of Gs an R and an E, an I and an N,
Just six little letters all jumbled together,
Have caused damage that we may never mend.
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:22, archived)
# The ginger looks like
Chucky off Rugrats.

I miss that show. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:23, archived)
# You have a seriously warped knowledge of sexual reproduction.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Whatt?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)
# I think he hit the wrong reply button
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Aaaah
that would make more sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Chucky was a boy.
As much as you might like to see them try, two men will never make a baby.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Well I know Chucky was a boy.
I was just saying that the ginger reminded me of him. Doesn't mean I thought it was two guys having a baby.

I've had plenty of sex ed classes. -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Yet you still don't deny you want to watch!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Is that what you were implying?
Well, I don't want to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Just listen.
Through the wall.

With a glass.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Um no.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# TWO MEN CAN MAKE ONE HALF OF A MAN, I THINK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Somehow my eyes mixed that with the post I just made above and somehow it read as
"TWO MEN CAN MAKE ONE HALF GLASS OF MILK, I THINK"

And they can too.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)
# milk milk milk milk milky milk milk milk
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY4BG8fwXi0
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)
# DRINK THE MILK
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jdy_42n2uQ
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# ahhhahhah.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:51, archived)
# TWO AN A HALF MEN?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Tommy was my hero
The first truly lateral thinking cartoon baby protagonist.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 7:28, archived)
# HELLO NO ONE IS POSTING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 3:47, archived)
#
(Peter_G, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
# OBAMALOL
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Night then.

(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)
# goodnight then, you crumpet fiend
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Pool's closed
:)
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# BBBLLLLllllllrrrrrrrrrbbbBBBB!...........
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# oh, now that's just nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I just stumbled on this website,
and do not think I have ever seen more spelling and grammar mistakes on one website!

www.onlinepoundshop.com/products/46/index.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# gah!
my brain is melting!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)
# seriously
wow, do you work in design for a living?
(Peter_G, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# you continue to astound.
 
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Haha. He just wants to be loved.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# blblblblblbllbsmmmfnrrrffsss
this is woo, and a bit vile, but good vile
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# perhapsps im a synic
but what the fuck have th banks been... ahhh fuck who cares
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# "What have you changed?"
Too good for this late hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# ahahaha bloody hell
that's so well done and so wretched at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Fabulously disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Boomer!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:44, archived)
# this from wayback


such innocence!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Even he wouldn't shag
Susan Boyle
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] "Good boy, Firedog!"
(I helped save b3ta! Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Just got back from the pub
and i'm eating banoffee pie
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)
# that's just dirty
bananas are vile >_<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# not with toffee and cream; in pie form
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# in ANY form
even the smell of them makes me gag.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Not a very good monkey are you....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# i'm a rebel, so sue me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^
Yes yes yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# they're evil yellow sludgy shite
usually, i'm all for the evil, but bananas are just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# You're not my ex are you?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# possibly
i have been round the block more than a few times
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Probably not then.
Someone left a banana behind a radiator at her school and no one retrieved it for weeks. Put her off for life she said.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# i went to chester zoo
a monkey pulled a lump of slimy, mushed- up, half-chewed banana out of its mouth and threw it right in my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)
# And you've been spurning the romantic advances of men ever since ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)
# bollocks to that!
NOTHING would put me off men! hell, i've even seen my dad naked and that didn't stop me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)
# She didn't say
that it was a male monkey
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)
# firedog needs to eat less chillies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)
# PIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS.
 
anybody called dibs on the corpse yet?
www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/2009/04/19/belonging-actress-stephanie-parker-found-hanged-91466-23419769/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# She's feisty and forward and eager to grow up and get on with 'real life' but that now involves being a full time mum to baby Kirsty and keeping on top of the housework while boyfriend Cai goes out to work, not something that comes naturally.
 
www.bbc.co.uk/wales/belonging/characters/stacey.shtml

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] disater about to happen now fluffied
(funkmaster, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:56, archived)
# that is true damage control
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# hahahaha
(Peter_G, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Penguin tiems?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)
# yay! joins in.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# :D
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)
# haha glorious!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:03, archived)
# delightful little chap, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Come to Sunny Guantanamo!
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# ah.. the moral highground
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# you will not get to Scotland afore me.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)
# not with these HAM FISTS! I can't operate the gearstick
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Sinuse flushing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry] convenient timing
for me to post this

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# What is the disaster?
Source?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)
# World Record attempt at "Largest portion of mashed potatoes" goes horribly wrong, 1988
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)
# With that
I am off to bed.

Goodnight B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# nighty night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
# by the look of all those happy faces
it seems to be the great log flume soaking of '88 at Alton towers.
Travesty.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I thought it was that time that Newcastle United
went on their Far East tour. The Great Toon Army of 2005.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# source? Ketchup.
It's a tsunami, apparently. I'd call that a disaster.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Is the image unshopped...?
...minus the surfing squirrel, of course.
(tuwile, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 6:11, archived)
# he's clearly got sunburn
and those kindly gentlemen are helping to cool him down
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
# is he dead?? I don't know...
He looks happy I think : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I like him.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# if he's not dead
he's really lazy, he hasn't moved for days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# and days...
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# and days...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# weeks now..
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# lazy fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# and days...
(Peter_G, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# that's aceness is what that is
how much for 5% of your talent?
(Peter_G, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# needs more cat
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# sure he's happy now
but probably less so when he realises he's only tanned his face and hands.
edit: night folks (hope its longer than that one, i need to catch up on sleep)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Nice one :)
I can't sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Ace :)
Reminds me of this doo da www.b3ta.com/board/8019830
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Woo! Yay! Tits!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Tits tiem makes me smile...
FACT! :D
*clickclacks*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 3:11, archived)
# That's how DNA
Thought up The Hitchhiker's Guide.

Minus the daytime.

Fact.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 7:00, archived)
# Lucy and Roger
(Peter_G, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
# I don't know, magnets have a certain attraction.
Shite with butter though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# *sets to work on designing a magnetic crumpet*
I'll make millions
(Peter_G, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# they both look curiously familiar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# That because you remember them both from the shopping centre.
The man was flailing his arms and loudly shouting "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT A DIVORCE?!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# ah, that'll be it, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# HAI
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# she looks dirty
and he looks guilty!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# she looks guilty
he looks angry...
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# also true
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] The Tay bridge disaster was utterly traumatic for the population of Dundee
Who were no longer easily able to escape the city.

The route via Perth being unimaginably grim.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
# You know,
this was a nice idea, but I did it really badly.

I suck.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I like this
now stop fishing for compliments

You suck.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# No, I am idle.
I thought of an idea and then was too idle to do it well.

I am going to bed in shame.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Yes, go to my bed in shame
but it's only half the shame you'll be feeling tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)
# got a link to that poem?
i love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Aye, I do.
www.dundeecity.gov.uk/disaster/pages/3.htm

I went to University in Dundee.

It holds many great memories for me, but I am not such a romantic as to remember it as not being a shithole, because it is.

A shithole where I had a lot of good times and met a lot of good people, but none the less the arse end of craptown.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# the first line
was the inspiration for the doctor who theme*

i'm totally failing to go to bed here

*this is a lie
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Except, of course,
that you meant this one:

www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/pgdisaster.htm
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# yep, that's the bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# thanks!
from what i've heard, it's paradise compared to glasgow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# wrong poem... I think he was after the mcgonagall one
www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/poems/pgdisaster.htm

"And the cry rang out all o'er the town,
Good Heavens! the Tay Bridge is blown down,"
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I suspect that you are right.
Also that your refresh rate is low.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# YOU PISSED ON MY MIND
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# giant_squid and I discussed a version of this poem based on the WTC attacks
"For the fewer wars we start in error
The less chance we have of becoming the victims of fundamentalist Islamic terror"
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Oh, and SM is a real lady with a tits and a cunt and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)
# cor!
*combs hair, straightens tie*
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:22, archived)
# fuck the tie, how big is your cock?
i may be female, but i ain't no lady ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# He was referring to his penis, but his grammar is utter toss
It should read "t'eye".
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# gah!
lucky for him, a huge cock is the only thing that can overrule my pedantry gland.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# ^best chat up line ever
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# my best chat-up line
is to point at a guy's face and say "is anyone sitting there?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)
# haha. I love you.
You fucking tramp ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)
# ah, my entry in who's shagging who
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)
# my band toured there back in 1993
We were invited to play for a Vintage Vehicle event out by some castle or other. It was OK (but then, I like old cars n stuff.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I was there in '93
Where did you play?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# At Glamis Castle
Looks like it is an annual event - I stumbled across these pics of a recent show:
www.flickr.com/photos/10772705@N05/sets/72157606128555993/

I remember that we stayed at the "Earl Grey" Hotel.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I have only been to Glamis the once.
It was nice enough, I suppose.

Your link is borked.

better?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)
# That beetle was at Exeter Quay today!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
# i thought I fixed it - maybe not.
the auto format does not like @ in an URL

I took some pictures at the gig - some of the same vehicles were there.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# .


edit: thanks all of y'all. i shall go to bed with a warm glow in my socks :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How silly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
Bloody brilliant. :D

*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)
# oh dear :D
'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)
# hahaha!
best thing i've ever seen him in!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)
# haha
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the flashlight" ( I fixed the fuse )

top work fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# needless to say
i misread "flashlight" as "fleshlight"

damn the internet, it's ruined my mind
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# XD
y'daft fish
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
You big silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
# hahhahah!!!
don't sand so close to me!

*sings happily away into the night
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Hahahaha fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Yay!
(:
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:22, archived)
# I fucking love you, you know that?
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 4:11, archived)
#
g-roan (Although I'm embarrassed to admit it took me a while to get the first one...)

wyh
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# hahahaha
Tantric DIY... best of all the DIY's
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# ha ha ha!
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Wonderful!
(also De do do do, de de I Y)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Top notch!
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Maximum spangage.
*I like this!*
(I helped save b3ta! Supergyrations, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Lalalalalala!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# i've never seen anyone
so pleased to be constipated before
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Pleased because...
...suddenly, no longer constipated.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)
# i find cold coffee does the trick.
either that, or a good shag.
unfortunately, coffee is much easier to get my hands on these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Then, you need...
...this
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
# perfect timing
i just quit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfK0jUycNR0
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
# an oldie, but a goodie!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Hells yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)
# ha! :D took me a mo to realise there was anything up with that
"happy man in a dinner suit?"

"...oooh!"
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)
# An easy mistake to make
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# My wife laughed at that
Feel honoured.... she laughs at almost nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)
# :D
*feels honoured*
*feels self*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# MInd if I leave this chap here


Click for bigger (267 kb)

he's a bit pissed off and I have to go out.

edit:

cock... I missed a bit of chrome.

here be the fixed one.

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/cyber_small2jpg.jpg




(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# *GLEEM*
now do old skool cylons (please)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# not at all, he's ace
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Cyberbling!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# That is lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9376112
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Schplendid
I love it
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)
# no problem
he is all shiny and whatnot, so i'm happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# *wraps self in tinfoil*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# 0_0
sooooooooo shiny.......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Love it
Cybermen (to me) are one step away from Steampunk ... what I'm saying is... I'd love to see this in brass.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
#
POW!
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# is cockweasel about?
Some one finally bought his "bumplant"
aminus3.s3.amazonaws.com/image/g0012/u00011490/i00438824/1fd220406a65e0041c45eda781cda525_large.jpg :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# G'nite b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Oh ...!!!
Well that's me off B3ta tonight... *lured away to wonderful website* ta Tom!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# kinky, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Oh yes...
got my party can of Brasso right here ready to go!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# i bet you've got wire wool, too
haven't you, you metallic tart?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# nicely
how'd you do the chrome effect?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Alien skin chrome in potatoeshop
mind you, it took a while to get it sort of right.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# ooh, shiney
i love that, very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Has to said,
that's a bit good, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)
# he's rather shiny and nice
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
# oooh
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Terrapinpile
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# hahah
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# not bad for 20mins work eh? :D
if i wasn't so tired i'd tidy up the background a little
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# i like it as is
don't go changing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# oh but i'm far too lazy to improve anything :p
except maybe my ; : ; : button.. its full of fluff
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# that's a fun sunday afternoon job
cleaning a keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# on the far away island of Salamasond?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# sure is
Natures Jenga
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# I'm king of a blueberry bush, and a cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# and yay! for stackable livestock
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# hahaha
*pulls bottom one out*
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# It'll end in tiers...
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# what a terr(apin)able pun
...okay okay so that was a bit forced...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I want to put em all
inbetween some bread and eat em
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I will be honest...
thats where i got my idea from :D
bun - mayo - cheese slice - turkey steak - onion rings (3) - turkey steak - cheese slice - mayo - bun
mmmm tasty (on a good day this would also contain an egg and a hash brown)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Yertle the Turrtle! :P
(Fly Projector, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Yay!
Turtles all the way down
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# i don't know why this is great
but i'm laughing!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)
# summer's here
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# and the time is right
for dancing in the street
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Aww. Stripey females
How's it going the Micto?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# good ta!
you?

i have had a number of positives recently, which is always nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Certainly is!
I'm not too bad, there's stuff I'd like to change and/or get sorted but isn't there always? I've had a fair few positives myself this weekend so I shan't even consider complaining :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# RAH!
kiss kerry for me
(with tongues)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# I didn't know there was any other kind of kiss!
...which may explain why I'm not welcome at family gatherings anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# fuck, I think I missed by b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# i missed mine too :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# too busy out galavantng around
lully pic Micto. I'm of now to play in the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Mine was a nice surprise :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I have one in 4 days.
Oh and those rars. Worked for me no problem. Send me your errors.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I'll look forward to that
I never thanked you for the Hulk version of your digitized mug you did for me... so I'll thank you for that now!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
# how does she smell?
(nice pic)
(pdjpdj, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# That is loovely
Night all
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# g'night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Night night
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# 'night sir!
Enjoy your sleeps in a proper bed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
# I probably wont sleeps, I will be hanging about in the mobile aether interenet
night lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Oooh, very nice,
although, why no mouth? On saying that, there are pros and cons to that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# 5 minute job
one of the many details missed for the sake of economy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Still spiffing though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Helvetica Scenario.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# the bees' knees!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# nice one Micto
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# grazie
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# after seeing that
I love summer even more !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# [that is a bit good, that is.
combines two of my favourite things.
pretty young girls and the wearing of stripy socks, (by said young girls).

woo/yay]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)
# lovely as usual
i keep trying to do something like this but i cant get it quite right... how long do these take you on average?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Walk the Fluffy Plank!


Arrrrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# yarr, ye ain't got the balls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# It's the pits in there sir!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Ball pits are worse
You can get trapped in them for days
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Covered
in toddler spit/urine/germs... kill me now! (dodges mentioning "balls covered in"... not wishing to fall into that trap)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# *Clickwoo*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)
#


De-ris....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# He dead, he died days ago, but he doddy want to
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# He doddy want to die, but he did
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Ken Dodd's Dad's dog's dead?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# yes, I am afraid so
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Ah fuck, that's it for me then.
Goodbye cruel world!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Nice tribute.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Danke :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# The sun has set...
but you'd still see the burning wreckage, yes? nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Meh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Made me a little sad.
I loved High Rise... may be only a short story, but couldn't stop reading it...
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# He was a terribly good writer
and a sad loss :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Gutted am I..
Fuck, most of his short stories got me through adolescence. His and William S. Burroughs'.
/sings some Hoodoo Gurus - "All my favourite authors are dead or they're dying"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Aye,
JD Salinger will be gone soon too.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Messers. Bradbury, Barker and Strieber eventually. To name a few.
And Frank Herbert's son couldn't write for shit & follow up his legacy.
At least it'll be a while before Banksey (as Iain M.) has a while before he emulsifies his liver to death.
Looks like today ain't gonna ba a 'dry' day for me after all.
sniff. Cheers.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Meow!
(Fly Projector, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# pussycats
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Woah-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# *restrains from posting The Fast & The Furious quote*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# EXTREME ANIMALS!
YEAH!

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Madness
and nice subtle taggage
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Howdy Dr
...stupid optimisation ruined that image :(
lost the original now :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# yeahs
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# aahhhhhahhhahhah
 
FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# evenink all

larger
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Woo!
The face of b_o.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# *checks under arms*
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# yay! I have voted for this message by mistake
firefox, you are fucking crap


:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# sometiems i draw a smiley face around my belly button
...not all the time, just sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
crikey
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Errrrr
Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# granny s. preston esquire?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Yikes!
I yam fearing this!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# ugh!...
...so many OTHER faces you could've used.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I still love your stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# *glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Ooh, a glomp :D
/posted and left the board

'lo sir, you still got the Derby blues?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Yes, I am missing you guys
I am even missing the crack den :S

how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Nice sig ;)
Not bad, the Prof crashed a surprisingly long time ago though so, as the only one of us who got a full nights sleep, I'm sort of killing time until
a) It's a decent sleepy time and
b) I'm actually tired

Also, the crack den isn't that bad! it's just a little...authentic
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I'm not surprised
He did a 45min set and then only got 2 hours sleep, I'm am surprised he last this long before crashing. I'm not there to play MM with you or do the face.

I'm will be heading to bed soon, but will still be pootling about on the nets on my phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Saw something like that
on Dr. Who. But this makes me hide behind the sofa moreso! Argh WOO put it away!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# that'll be cassandra, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# hahaha, oh my.
nicely done, as always

It's like a pensionable Kuato
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# haha terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# a skinhead?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# heh
perfect !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# The Necromonicon - Day 1
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Did you mean: Necronomicon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# necromnomnomicon
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Hi, can you please use this to make a nice coat

best put the face in the back though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Coat of faces
rather than a coat of arms ?
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Blimey - Madonna has let herself go..
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# it isn't thin enough to be Madonna
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# You haven't seen her when takes her slap off
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# she is Skelator
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Skelator has got bigger tits
.
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
# they are just two owls that she keeps there during the day
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# tawny or snowy
or just little?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# A male and female Tawny
So you get one say Twitt and to other saying Twoo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# pfft
I don't have an answer to that

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# I wins :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# i like the idea of roosting knockers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# See, I am full of good ideas :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# so am i
but they generally involve sex and associated naughtiness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Mine involve every thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# especially sex-related naughtiness?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# I said every thing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# you're sick!
i like that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# No, just a B3tan
See earlier replys to KK, about septic pus and digging out verruca roots
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# bloody verrucas!
hated getting them cut out! still, we got given rusks to eat on the way home.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I like digging the root out myself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# i haven't had one since i was 6
i put it down to not owning a single pair of socks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# wow
that's awesome :D

EDIT: Deskopped.

i's now got a border round it but I couldn't not desktop it :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# ultimate gnops
nicely squisheded:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# hahaha Gandalf is a nipple.
Anyone seen Crank 2 on that note? Arrrghhhh...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# I don't wanna
the first one was bad enough.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# It's an utter offense to the senses.
But I still like it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Charles Bronson?
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# def
looks like 'im
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Thass ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Oh that's a win.
Nothing short of brilliant as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
# handsome!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)
# My new wallpaper!
Your cheque's in the post
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)
# you sir are an inspiration
this is just amazing. *clicks
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)

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