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[challenge entry] Board nazis robbed me of my baby!
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Do the monkey with me!
Man, I'm pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# oooh, mama!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# yey!
Johnathan braveaux!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9387729
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Go Whistle big boy
Its supposed to be ironic dontchya know
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# every day is weird animation day here
also pants off day
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# i'm one step ahead of you there
*revels in nakedness*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# haha
like the victims spaz hands
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Seen from a different angle!
(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
#
en am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Pfffffft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# and he has an old school bottle of pills
in his shirt pocket
asprinasprin
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Awesome show!
Series 1&2 for a fiver on Amazon and one episode was even filmed in Watford.

TRUFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# What colour matching algorythm are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# i did this on auto CAD
the colour matching is a little tricky
(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# AN ANGLE IN HEVEN?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# big mong little mong

afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# YBM
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# *hands feminine napkin*
here, soak it up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaand I'm done. can I have something to clean up with to?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# *hands over industrial-sized box of tissues*
that should be enough, shouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# more than enough.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# YBM
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# cardboard box.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# haha
works great!
...and not YBM :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# YBM
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# YBM
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# cardboard box
was my first reaction too. Well done Cpt.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# High anti-acronym five
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Welcome to our ............... Disco? .........seizure?
noons!

edit: YBM?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# You Big Mong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9385358
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
Lovely stuff!

I've missed this place....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# YBFM
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# cardboard box
:D

*edit - this is why I should read replies before posting*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
#


(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheeky pea for compo
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# OH you'll feel better when you've seen 20,000 Sting posts!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# You mean like last time we had this compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# even you're peeing in new threads?
:( tut tut.

edit: oh is that green thing a pea? :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# *psst. It's a joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# i sortof figured that out yes. :S I'm not with it this evening...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Evening?
EVENING?!

Now listen here, boy! It's early afternoon and you'll enjoy it, y'hear?!

Let that be the end of the matter.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Bloody foreigners
Coming over here with their fancy time zones and evenings and things.
All times should be standardised to British time!

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# It's just a linear transform and it's all arbitary anyway.
meanwhile something is bugging me: I know a bloke who used to whine a lot about not getting any (about ten times worse than me) now he's getting some he is intolerably smug can is it wrong to feel pissed off?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# No
I think you should also kick him in the testes and steal his bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# There is, of course, this method as well
Known as the "Tony Morrisey Maneouvre".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# he's gay.
and while his bf is a nice bloke, I don't find him attractive in the least
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Maybe there's a lesson to be learned here
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# don't tempt my bigoted heritage into a NO POOFTAHS rant
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# And that presents what problem?
Or have you suddenly become picky as well as oversexed?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# hahahah I'm just clarifying it isn't a bird.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Not at all.
The formal response to such behaviour is to piss in his drink when he goes off to the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# no it's not wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# goodie.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# No
if that's all that's important to him, no wonder he wasn't getting any. I bet his new bloke's a bit of a slag, too.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# no that's the thing they're both really nice just one of them is really annoying me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# no
put brown sauce on his seat before he sits down. it'll look like he's shat himself. see if his new bloke likes him then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS THE SKILLZ
OH OH OH I AM SO FUCKING TRYING THAT ON A FEW PEOPLE. OH YEAH OH YEAH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# i once followed an old spanish man
and sprayed the back of his coat with fart spray. it was very childish, but i was drunk and he'd looked at me funny.
besides, it was an improvement on his previous fusty odour.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Oooo that is cheeky
*invites to a roast*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# :D
fucking hell I'm bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Sorry about t'other day
Was just messin. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Don't be bloody silly.
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# :D
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# If I see my arse about something, give it an hour or so and I'm usually alright.
Believe me, pet, if I didn't like you you'd know about it, and there's only a few on here that count as not being liked by me anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Go and trip up an ugly stranger.
Does wonders for the soul.

I say "soul" - I mean "gives a quick feeling of lols"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# No, I'm a nice person.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I once described my mate as "nice".
He was bloody furious.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# He's not very cheeky is he?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# you can't see it
but he's got his cock in a bottle of salad cream
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Faith is restored!
Afternoon Smash!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# 'noon!
i am procrastinating today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# As one should every day!
I am doing the same, this afternoon anyway.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# i am living in a midden
i really need to clean, but i can't be arsed. if i start around 3, i'll still have time to hang the washing out before bingo.
fucksocks! the bins go out tonight, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# it's stingily tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# you big mong
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# haha!
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I shall park this here


(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# For some reason this is reminding me of Close Encounters
WoO!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# ARGH ARGH ARGH
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I am terrified of the horrible spindly aliens in it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# :D
Class!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# You can't park there!
*gives ticket*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll park this here, then.


Click for bigger (75 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)
# that'll have to do.

though why you'd want to is beyond me size.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Grace Jones is going to be pissed off this haircut is physically impossible.
LOVELY work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# ver' nice
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# MMmm
Might want to change her shampoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# cor that's good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Oh yeah that's the shit right there.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# that's awesome :)
well done you and your skills :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# stop being so talented, you sod
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Welcome to my desktop
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Still waiting for a shit one
So i can slag you off!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I wasn't very happy with this:
Note to Jessie - Beware - tentacles!


more.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# this is deep sea brilliance
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Bloody hell.
I'm happy with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Still waiting
Have you ever told what programe you use to do this?
Or would i have to be killed!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# ;)
Many times, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Oh my gord!
What a tease :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I'm pretty sure he uses Paint...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# hehehe....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# The secret is out
Ha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I've heard it's Word 2000
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Real digital artists only use hex editors.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I quite like this one...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I love that one!
I also really wanted one you did a while ago as a wallpaper but you hadn't figured out how to change the background colour at the time.

And I'd want a print of that one at the top of this thread if you could match the shade of the face closer to the deep Jet of the 'fish' balls so it was a smoother change.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Yeah, I gave up. The texture is the same, but the lighting is making it look different.
Apologies for crapness/laziness. My head isn't in the right place today.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# It's not crap!
I reread that after posting and worried you'd take it that way but I wasn't criticising, just saying how much I liked it and just how little it would take for it to be something I would enjoy on my wall
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Awesome stuff!
*Loikes*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Charming.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Police pisses off protesters
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# THAT AM NOT A POLICE
THAT AM AN HORSE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I'd be fucking pissed off if a horse cock-gassed me with zyklon B.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Zyklon B gave off hydrogen cyanide, which is colourless/light blue
Looks more like chlorine.
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Ever the fucking comedian, eh Tribs?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# I'll be here all week
Unless I nip out to the shops or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# chlorine is green
/pedant.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# More of a yellow-green
Google it!
/more pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# so not blue. unless it's upset.
And yeah I know it's a sortof greeny yellow colour.

Greenish-yellow gas
or amber liquid

from the msds.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# fluorine gas is pale yellow
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Bereden politie, bereden politie
Wanneer kom je nou?
Bereden politie, bereden politie
Ik hou zoveel van jou
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Maarrrr WaAARRRruuuuooooooooommmmmm????!!
Hans Teeuwen FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# :D

I love that song
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Kom eens langs… voor de lol

En schijt de straat maar vol

Hoelang moet ’t nog duren
Voordat ik een keer naar de bereden politie kan turen
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# :D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# bready police, bready police
when are you coming now?
Bready police, bready police
I hold all the zovirax from yooooooou
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# this is life
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# *touches your bum*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a pea for the compo
This is what I fear the most...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# lully spider!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Spiders are NEVER lully.
Fact.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# mine was
she liked to sit on my shoulder and watch cash in the attic. i think she had a little spider crush on jonty hearnden
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# *shudder*
Fuck that. I'd have to stamp on it. I can't be dealing with the crawly little bastards.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# little?
she was as big as my fist! when she shed her skin, i put it in a box and took it to bingo. the blue-rinse brigade nearly had multiple coronaries ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# It would be quite effective
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# penis gas?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Apologies for repost from the gay shift
I found a leg bone, carved it into a whistle.

cfb, 2p for scale
Not a very good recording of the noise it makes

I'm reposting because I was wondering if anyone would like it? Help a starving artist and all that.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# was it inside somebody's leg when you found it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# ^this
(Peter_G, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# 'tis nice indeed
I have some moose femurs I really need to finish processing. Marrow is a pain to extract properly. I need a large pressure cooker...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Moose bites can be very painful.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# no really, a moose once bit my sister
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# knitting needle?
I pull the marrow out of bones with a fondue fork thing, so the manwife can nom on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# you realise that now people think you keep the manwife in a cage in the cellar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# NOW?
That's been common knowledge for some time!

She lets him out for snuggles, comic drawage and sexy tiem though
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I keep him in Chesham during the day, that's even worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I was thinking of making knitting needle cases from them
Or map cases. Something tubular.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Candlesticks?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Would need a proper lining, ceramic or plaster or metal
Otherwise... have you smelled a candle burning bone? Icky!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Silver?
Easily melted and pourable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# But expensive, and I don't really have the facilities to work silver
Would look awesome though. Silver and bone candlesticks...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Not really expensive, silver bullion's dead cheap
you just have to melt and pour it, but it is a faff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# cigar case
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I don't know anyone who smokes cigars :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I'd start if I had an ivory case
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# pity
they make men look like cockney businessmen and they make women look like butch dykes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Not when we do it in a pencil skirt and seamed stockings to jazz.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# true
definitely more flapper than slapper, m'dear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# *offers some of his finest Cubans*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I'll take Jose and Paulo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# can i have esteban and raoul?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# what sort of fucking hobby is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I love bones and bone riding.
Oooh er missus. I didn't realise it'd say that till I finished writing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# The kind that gets you onto watch lists as you hit adolescence
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Hold me
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I just clicked on /board to have a look at the annoying police compo
and I see this!

What would an stranger think of us?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I'll tell you what a stranger would think of us
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# stranger you say?
*puts on rubber gloves*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I scraped all the marrow out, it was open at both ends
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# What species and how much?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# ^
also, does it work?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Sheep, £20* +P&P, and yes. It's very loud.
Though it's a whistle, not a recorder. Mp3 of it here.

*that sounds alot, but it took a day and a half to get going
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# It sounds extremely reasonable, if you ask me.
It looks like a lot of work's gone into it.

Matmos'd buy it....

I'll check with my chaps to see if I can make it a band purchase, unless you get another offer before then (in which case, go with that)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# That would be great
drop me a gaz if you have any luck
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I will, fo' sho'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# nawty pearoaster.
did you put a plug up it? when I made some bamboo whistles aaaaaaaaaaages ago I had to make little plugs that fitted in the top before it tooted.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# It's 99% bone, no plugs
there's just a little glue holding the end on and silicone around the edge of that to look cartaliginious
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# send it to scaryduck - he'll probably wank over it
www.b3ta.com/questions/publicsex/
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# A report! a repost - re-post gah!
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# So you pearoast again
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# If you chuck in the shoulderblade maracas, the ribcage xylophone and the skull drum
I might be interested
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# if there's a cervix theremin I've got some money in the bank
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
There is, but it's almost impossible to find the aerial...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# still wouldn't wrap my lips around it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# *insert comment about it being the only thing you wouldn't, here*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# oh please!
i do have standards, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# *bursts into giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# it's not that unbelievable, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# this is a crying shame from my point of veiw :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# you just meet those standards
you lucky thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# huzzah, i momentarily feel better about myself.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# *feels*
yes, you do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I often look at leg bones and think 'that's good, but if only I could blow into it and make it play a tune.'
That would make all leg bones doubly awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Proper 'lol' there
Damn you and your ability to make me do things the cool kids can classify in annoying acronyms
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I had the same thought, I suppose
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Or make a violin
like Death.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Now there's a thought.
I might pay a visit to the local butcher
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# It looks like a bone dildo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I'll make you one if you'll pay for it
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# But you have made one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I wouldn't put it anywhere near anyones genitals without getting rid of some of the edges
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# i like your way of thinking
it makes me feel normal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Eww
No I don't wanna suck on your bone!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# POLICEMAN VOMITS FLAMING BIFTA STREAM
WOMAN PRETENDS NOT TO NOTICE
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Foreskin jumper lady seems quite unable to look away, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# She's made a rod for her own back there...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# a big dalek rod.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# The best kind there is.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# ...Stewart?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# No, see, I don't get this at all
...how can half of a buttock PISS in anything? Even if it is a right one.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# lolspliffs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] They knew what they were doing in Dickens' day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
#
I wish my name was Agamemnon Unbelievablebastard
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Deed Poll.
Go for it.
Might get you into the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Oh god! I watched some of that program 'City of Vice' last night, and it was laughably bad.
Er...and this kind of reminds me of it..

But it's good! Er..
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# The Mona Leela (La Turanga)

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# CoR!!!!!
That is fucking ace

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Saweeeet
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Oh wow i love that
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# HELL YES!!!



Fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hello mum
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# nYyyAAAaRRRr!!!
*skids backwards faster than she thought she was even capable of*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# cor, she's a looker!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# mictohas
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# nicely done
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Oooh, that's nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# giving me a enigmatic look my lack of eyebrows is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# brilliant, that is! Yeeeeees!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# oh wow
better than the original
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# this is the very definition of awesomeness!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# this suffers from an excess of splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] shh, she's undercover
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# not funny at all
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Neither is this pearoast so i'll leave it here! Long arm of.....

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# wonderful
gogo gadget arms!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahhahaha!
"Go, go, gadget long arms of the law!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Inspector
Dhalsim
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# hahah top
nice taggage too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# hah!
this is great :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# this I like
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# is she still alive?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# dunno, she came up under a google search for 'helmet'
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hah, that sounds like a very unwise google image search term :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# yes, safesearch set to "EXTRA ON!"
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# helmet + no filtering = pictures of headgear.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# How disappointing. Not in a gay way, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# pfft :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# unexpected horse
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# hehe she looks remarkably good in that pic
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] SAY WHAT
(__, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Yeah! Fuck the Police!
Oh, no I've been burgled/mugged/touched by a priest.

Yes operator, police, please
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha
Just like the John Cleese, Ronnie Barker, Ronnie Corbet sketch.

nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# This is full of woo
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# This is pure win
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# hah!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# lol rofl macs suck
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# that's a bit too clever
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# repost?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
#
My thoughts exactly.

Alert the GC Brigade!
(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# big macs
are actually as healthy as any beef burger you'd make at home
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Perhaps true
But that still isn't saying much for them depending on how you make them at home.

BTW. McD's puts more sugar in their buns than usual store-bought brands.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)
# I'd be willing to suggest there's at least 99% more phlegm too.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Obviously
You've never had burgers at my house
(ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# lol
excellent! And I read that in a South Yorkshire accent for some reason.
(flibblesan saw your mums cock, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# the head of the police union said
that there is a concerning anti-police sentiment on the rise in this country.


i'd imagine the easiest way for the police to fight it would be to stop acting like complete bastards.
(furey, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast for the compo
Original photo that the media shopped to make the police look bad.

(Peter_G, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# A new thread pearoast. That's a collectors item. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# sorry
there are still some ways of b3ta that I have yet to learn, may I delete it?
(Peter_G, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Christ no!
That would unleash the hounds of dry bumrape
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Best of all the episodes of Morse.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I thought it was Kate Bush's latest album?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Kate's lovely.

I heard that before Arial she told her anxious American producers she'd "been working on something" and they lidderally flew over that day. She brought out some cakes for them, which were what "she'd been working on" hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# No, you're thinking of
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ooh
I'm so wierd... look... look at me... Bjork ripped me off first so there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Oh dear.
Sounds like someone's boyhood prayers weren't answered.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# You might be thinking of Bat For Lashes there...
only without the Bjork bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I don't know this modern music
I tend to avoid like the plague anyone who is loudly touted as the next big thing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Bat For Lashes is Kate Bush and Bjork, with added glitter.
Some people like her.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Gah! I like a lot of b-york stuff (esp. Pagan Poetry)
but I made the mistake of buying Volta. Which has the 'song' "The Dull Flame Of Desire" which is the wankiest pile of wank ever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I've rediscovered Selmasongs recently
and it makes me cry
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Hounds of Love is a great album, and I will brook no argument.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# *howls*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# :( sorry
*retreats to the mountains*
(Peter_G, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# well you could at least enter it in the compo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# grrrr ruff ruff
*slobbers*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# NO BY GOD
QUICK MAKE A NEW IMAGE AND ADD IT TO THE POST!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Are you insane man!
That would be lunacy! Lunacy I tell ye!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# how can I test a php page without php hosting?
and without any actual knowledge of php coding?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Go to settings
Go to control panel.

Open up Programmes

Make claws with your hands above your head and walk sideways chanting "We are the lobster people, we are the lobster people"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# You're FUUNny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# *office chuckle*
actually, everyone stop being funny, as my ribs hurt from coughing, so laughter is right out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# :D
big grins
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Hahahaha I can't help you.
/knows fuck-all about php either blog

EDIT: Actually what I'd do first is get xampp and run apache locally
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# get xampp and run apache locally
edit: here: www.apachefriends.org/en/xampp.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# php mypage.php
?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# You have to post it to a website that has the PHP enabled
and view as normal through a browser - you could do it independent of your website but that would require you having to run your computer as a server which is SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# and lo! were the dread words "Pearoast for compo" uttered with nary a forethought
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Deary me. They never learn.
Oh and as it's a pea I'm going to TJ.

Would any bash goers object to me saying no footie shirts? It's the FA cup final that night and spotting someone in a footie shirt would be an easy way of spotting gate crashers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# damn, I was gonna wear my ICT top
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I dare say
there would be few B3tans that even own a footy shirt, let alone wear one.

As one of the few, I can go for it as my boys crashed and burned in the fourth round
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# hah, I have 6 footy tops
BOW BEFORE ME


/wrong board blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Were you needing a bed? I forgot.
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# not me no, I will be with my chauffeur Mr Heathrow-Cabs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# 6???
Alll the same team I hope

(has 5)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# kind of
Scotland x2
Inverness Caley Thistle
Cameroon
Olympique Marseille
Brazil
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Thats alright then
as long as you're not some glory chacing, hedge-your-bets kind of guy who has a wardrobe full of old Man U, A*****l, and Blackburn tops
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# My lot went out to sodding Swansea.
I felt so ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Pompey?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# *weeps gently*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Argh, what?
It would be mean of me to say that this isn't (and wasn't) funny, or even relevant. So I shan't.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay for peathread
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Even though you...
pearoasted for the compo, you didn't actually
submit it to the compo. Please don't take this
the wrong way (up the backside):


Nice picture tho. =D


(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I see you corrected the non-componess somehow.
Gratz.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Black is so last year.
(Spiffing, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Is it weirdly bad animation day?
I seem to have missed the memo
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# That's a bit...harsh?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# It's the only way they learn
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] BLERGH BLUMMIN FASCISTS
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# hatsjiiiiieeeee, damn my runny nose

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# haha
but where's the inside of the lid gone?

TJ: In other news, I've just paid £90 to a washing machine repair man just to clear a blocked drain on the washing machine.

I would normally have done this myself using my wet/dry vac and my skillzors, but as I'm working from home today so I got someone out. EXCEPT I'M NOT WORKING AM I? - I'M FAFFING ABOUT ON HERE. £90 THIS HAS COST ME! For the rest of the day I will demand a £1 payment to my paypal account for every post I reply to until I've earned it back.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I rather think the Pope has enough money
edit: I saw that! It was there!


you ninja get
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# THAT'S MY FIRST POUND
and the ninjas work for free

£89 to go
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# haha - did he miss the 'y'?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# yep
BUT HE WON'T ADMIT IT DAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# *whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Memo to self
become a washing machine repair man. I bet it's not like in the pr0n movies though.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Oh he fucked me alright
£88
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Pfft. pwnd.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# ooh - an mystery donor has just paid me the rest
although I have to perform certain erm, 'services'.

*bites wooden spoon*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I haven't got any money, don't reply to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# don't be shy
I know you are the mystery donor.

This cheque is OK isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Yeah, I was just joshing...
cash away my friend...


*cackles*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# needs more laser eyes
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Good moaning!
EDIT: I'm clicking this too. I like it and feel the need to express this like by way of the handy little button.

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# why thank you!
would you like some sausage?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Oui! Je voudrais une saucisson!!
Erm... le chien est sur la plage...

baguette...

Eric Cantona...

er...

parlez vous anglais?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# "you want a sausage"
"the dog is something something beach?"

Im crap at Frence
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I'd like a sausage.
the dog is on the beach.

bread.

Violent pseudo-poet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Madame, tes yeux est comme les lapins mort, et ta bouche est comme une vieux raisin dans le nuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# *completes*
I have no idea what you just said, but keep talking French to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# 'lady, your eyes are like dead rabbits and your mouth is like an old grape in the dark'
I don't know. I like constructing odd French sentences.


Er... le trente novembre c'est mon anniversaire, j'ai vingt-quatre ans et j'ai recu rien des cadeaux par vous. C'est triste.

That might all be a bit wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
I'm going to try that one on Lady Doom when I get home, in my best sexy Fraunch acczent...

EDIT: The thirtieth of November is my birthday, I'll be 24 years old... erm... something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# maintenant j'allez pour un cigarette.
That's wrong, I know it is, but meh.

(edit: 'and I've never received a present from you. It's sad.' but it's all wrong so don't worry. I'm shite at French now. Didn't used to be.)

also, I'm already 24. Big grown up girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Wait, I'm going for a fag...
I'm better at French* than I thought!


*guessing

EDIT: To be fair, I've never met you, so a present would be a little overboard.

Maybe this year though... If I get pressies for my birthday...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# it's entirely understandable
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I'm 26 in almost exactly a month
DO NOT WANT
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# 26 is a great age
I remember it like it was 10 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# 28 'round about Derby bash time...
DO NOT CARE.

the numbers don't bother me, it's the grey hair...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Listen carefully, for I shall only say this three times :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Hawhihawhihaw!
Nice one - timely for my pea

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# ahahaah
I was pissing by the door when I 'eard 2 shits
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# haha! Ace.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# ooooh Rene
*ravishes in cupboard*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
#
in
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] exceptional training material too
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Well congratulations for resisting the urge to shop a Down's syndrome face on that chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I had
thought of it but I have exceeded my limit of bad karma for this week
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# He knows they're coming....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# from the Tim Burton remake of Dad's Army, no less :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# starring Helena Bonham-Carter
as Jones
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Michael Keaton as Frazer
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Mark Wahlberg in a dramatic "re-imagining" of Captain Manwaring...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# and Johnny Depp
as Walmington-on-Sea church hall
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# An astonishingly brave performance
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# VARMINTS!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# varnish flavoured mints?
Sounds horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# nah, they're ok!
I soon polish 'em off!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# this is most woo
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand cerlick.
I've been tight with clicks lately, but I like this a lot. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# He'll not hit them,
not with his Parkinsons!!

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm hearing 'Old Man on the Back Porch' by the Presidents when seeing this:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# haha jesus christ
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# top twitching
action
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Is this the old man from Family Guy?
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I saw that too!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# He's got to be called 'Zeb'
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# this is too good
shame on you! *clicks
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Sexy truncheons!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# is there any other kind?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Come to think of it, no.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Metrosexual Poo-lice! hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

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